what is it about older games that scare zoomers so much?

>>715031858 (OP)
Is this one of those schizo videos where they take something innocuous and pretend it's totally super-duper sinister?

>everything scary about super mario 64
the camera

>>715031858 (OP)
Older media wasn't engineered to be as overstimulating as possible, thus triggering a sense of unease in zoomoids.

This whole website is just whining about zoomers, it's unusable.

Boomers shat their pants over fucking Tails Doll.

>>715032070
Zoom zoom.
>But I'm not a zo-
Zoom zoom.

>>715032070
I'll bet you're the type of person to clap their ass on nigger dick while waving a Palestinian flag, aren't you?

>>715032070
Don't use it then.

>>715032171
>brings up Palestine out of nowhere
Shalom!

>>715031858 (OP)
>And in todays video: Scariest moments in Pong!

>eel
>piano
>maybe the boo merry go round if you're a massive faggot
how do you get eleven minutes of video out of that

>>715033528
to be fair, the eel did unsettle me. But then again, i have a fear of things in the water.

>>715031858 (OP)
SOVL

>>715031858 (OP)
lack of lgbt representation

>>715031858 (OP)
It's because young zoomers, and many of the older zoomers, cannot fathom a world where they are truly "alone" - that is to say, disconnected from the internet, not readily able to contact anyone in the world at a moments notice, etc. Old games are self contained, offline, solitary - therefore they break the minds of those who cannot recall a time when "the internet of things" didn't exist. This is also why they fear / use old technology in horror in general - VHS tapes, cassettes, film, polaroids, etc.

>>715031858 (OP)
I was born just in time to watch my hobby die.

>>715031858 (OP)
Its basically the millennial equivalent of VHS tapes. The low fidelity forces watches to fill in the blanks.
Gen Alpha are going to make these sorts of videos about games like middle WoW expansions, MW2, Xbox360 games, etc.

>>715031858 (OP)
cool ad bro but I'm not going to watch your channel

I mean, for what its worth the castle was accidentally based on the designs in a masonic lodge, so there is an inherent creepy factor there.

>>715032171
nigga what?

we WILL have our bussin bussin threads and you WILL fr ong enjoy it. your time has passed boomer