Thread 715032021

Why the FUCK would you play games on a chinese piece of shit instead of just getting a switch like a normal person?

you wouldn't get it

>>715032021 (OP)
What is this Chinese piece of shit? I want it

>>715032021 (OP)
Well the game in your picture isn't on the Switch, for one. Also I can afford multiple objects

>>715032021 (OP)
>that button arrangement
yikes

>>715032238
>IS THAT.....THE FAMICOM (FAMILY COMPUTER FOR YOU BAKA GAIJIN) COLORSCHEME???
>MUST CONSOOM

>>715032294
I quite like it for gameboy
Wish some of these companies had the balls to just have 2 face buttons

It's just trannies shilling for emulation devices for consoles we already own

>>715034749
that's a modified game boy micro you turbofag

>>715032021 (OP)
That piece of garbage probably has a better D-pad than the switch joycon

>>715032021 (OP)
That thing can play Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Fire Red, Leaf Green, or any ROMhacks thereof. Can the Switch?

>>715037596
>That thing can play Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Fire Red, Leaf Green, or any ROMhacks thereof. Can the Switch?

>>715036740
This, unironically.

>>715032021 (OP)
Because my Analogue Pocket can play a lot of games that simply aren't available on Switch.

>>715038952
>he actually bought an anal log
We got another one boys

>>715032021 (OP)
I remember getting a game boy micro on release with my birthday and allowance money as a kid and even back then I thought it was a piece of shit and I got ripped off. Why the fuck would anyone want to play on that tiny thing

>>715038952
I'm so glad I was able to try one before dropping $250 shekles + tip + tax on that piece of shit.
Without a doubt the worst fucking dpad ive ever had the misfortune of using.
Pic related has done everything I would want a pocket to do and more, and the controls aren't fucking canceraids

>>715041145
Mushiest shoulder buttons ever created

>>715032021 (OP)
my chinkheld emulates every retro game up to ps1 better than the shitch and its crap emulators. the controls are better, and you dont have to stand within cocks length of the router for the wifi to work

oh and it cost me under a hundo

>>715032021 (OP)
Because unlike the Switch, it actually has games.

Recently got my rg35xp and honestly love it, highly recommend it to anyone and everyone.
it can even be used as retro console with hdmi out and a bluetooth controller.

What are the Fire Emblem romhacks worth playing

>>715041475
They're fine
I'll take them over the CLICK CLICK of other chinkhelds

>>715041998
>he doesnt know about the membranes

it's just a contrarian minority

>>715041998
Looks kino for playing SNES games on.

>>715046437
It is. been using it to play all the fan translations of games we didn't get and a final fantasy III rom hack

>>715032021 (OP)
This is reverse psychology, isn't it? You actually like chinkhelds and thought a bait post would get more replies.

Which way white man?

Why would I ever play on chinkhelds instead of my DSi XL, 3DS XL, PSP, Vita or Steam Deck OLED?

>>715048140
>OLED
OH NO NO NO

>>715048140
You wouldn't get it.

>>715048285
>Gamecube colourscheme
>tranny hands
Every time.

>>715048325
Brownoid hands typed this

>>715048285
That's a more masculine thumb than mine and I'm a fucking welder

>>715047787
Software emulation? Cringe.

>>715035240
Yeah, I was surprised by how much I liked it on the 34xx.

>>715052178
The diamond layout and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>715049290
Disgusting

>>715032021 (OP)
Just buy a PSP, you can play the same retro games if you hack it plus the entire PSX library and the entire PSP library, a oh and you get a analog stick on top of that

>>715041496
That one's pretty good, probably the most ergonomic chink device I've ever held. The chip that it comes with isn't sold to private companies for pennies anymore because chinks now use it for war drones. It got discontinued and the price on the used market remains pretty high for what it is. I had the PS version and I remember that the sleep mode barely worked on Linux. Battery drained extremely fast while "asleep," but that looks like the P version so you shouldn't have that problem on Android. Maybe it got fixed on Linux in some CFW, too.

>like a normal person?
lol lmao

>>715057561
>Maybe it got fixed on Linux in some CFW, too.
It didn't. Also, it was the 3588 that got hoarded for drones, not the 3566.

>>715055068
>you can play the same retro games if you hack it
Not really, PSP struggles with SNES. PS1 and reeeally old consoles are about the only ones that it can emulate well. The one in OP's pic is a very old chinkheld that's pretty shit too, but they really stepped up their game in recent years. You can now buy devices that can play some Dreamcast and most N64 games for less than $30 on sale.

>>715032021 (OP)
what's the best chinkheld gameboy for a poorfaggot right now?

>>715032021 (OP)
>new games suck and are expensive
>modern handheld are yuge
It's not that hard to understand. Chinkhelds are serving a market that is mostly ignored.

>>715058030
G350 if you don't need wifi. 35xx Plus if you do, maybe the 35xx Pro as the screen's colors seem a little better. You won't use the sticks. Also, consider switching to horizontals for ergos, trust me on this.

Just avoid the R36S. Not only it's in a clone hell where you can't be sure of what you're buying now, it's a real janky poorly built piece of shit where you're expected to ease the screws on the PCB so the d-pad sucks less.

>>715058030
Right now? None, because an AliExpress sale just ended and all of them are way more expensive than they used to be just a few days ago.

>>715058759
fuck good point i should have thought about it during summer sale. i'll wait for the next big ali sale.

>>715058585
i never had the hand cramp problems with verticals, but i have w*man hands. but i also never tried to play a game with shoulder buttons on one.
i had all the original gameboys.. well i still have them but they all need repairs of some sort. gb pocket, sp, ds original and dsi always felt the best to play for long hours.

>>715055068
>just pay some faggot $200 for a crusty rotting 20 year old piece of shit instead of this state of the art $40 chinkheld
Fuck off retard

>>715048285
paint your nails nigga

I just play on my old 3ds xl that I hacked. You do still have your old handhelds right anons?

Shill me the powkiddy v90s, I don't care about games beyond PS1

>>715059101
Shoulder buttons on verticals suck more dicks than OP, very uncomfortable, hollow, dry, short travel microswitch clicks. To be fair, most horizontals are like that too, but at least on a better position.

>>715063461
Yeah. I hate the buttons and the ergonomics on the 3DS XL and it's bad at emulation, GBC and GBP are both in need of polarizer film surgery.

>>715063690
Main selling point is if you prefer regular buttons over dome switches, though I don't know how good they are.

>>715063690
It doesn't have a headphone jack, did you know that?

I have a bunch of handhelds, legit original hardware, FPGA systems, and some software emulation handhelds. I had been doing a lot with my original hardware stuff lately, mostly my modded GBC and PSP Go. I just got a new emulation handheld though, the RG Slide. I'm enjoying it so far, I've only had it up and running for about a day. Really like being able to slide it closed to hibernate it and then slide it open to go right back into my game.
>>715049290
I haven't used my Chromatic as much as I thought that I would. I kind of hate metal handhelds. Always afraid of scratching the paint.

>>715064395
That thing sucks to use for more than 10 minutes

>>715066825
I haven't had that problem. Pretty comfy as far as these things go. Probably would be more annoying if I were playing something that needed to use L2/R2 a lot though.

>>715038019
Absolute gem

>>715032021 (OP)
i cant earn retro cheevos on my switch
i also cant play any rom i want

>>715037596
Yes, actually.

>>715038019
Context?