Thread 715036127

>>715037514
>What every TF2 thread on here eventually devolves into

>>715036514
Based William diaperbaby.

>>715036936
retro

>>715040724
it's got that mid era internet artstyle

>>715039795
Thats based William Diaperbaby, ESQUIRE, you pleb

>>715040810
>>715040724
That's yaranaika style you fucking zoomers

>>715043959
>Anon cannot into reading
How does that contradict what those posts say? They just said it looks retro
Also no one older than 25 is this obsessed with "-oomer" words

>animal abuse is funny!!
go back to >>>/b/

>>715044418
everyone who uses the "boomer zoomer coomer doomer kaboomer" terms is guaranteed underage if not physically then at the very least mentally

rollin down the river

>>715044492
kek it took me a moment

>>715044547
fuck off with your (you) begging roll post buddy

>>715044614
:( you don't have to (you) me it's cool, but it does prompt more people to contribute

>>715044418
>>715044525
zoomer cope

>>715044712
huh
for a moment there i thought they removed this rule
but no, you're just a fag lmao

>>715036127 (OP)
Thumbnail looks like a giant pigeon

>>715045069
>she hits on him
>"haha sex?"
>"haha, no silly"
>"ok"
>"WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN OK?"
>"uhhh... [compliment]?"
>"that's it?"
>"[bigger compliment]"
>"good.... sex?"
>"sex?"
>"WHAT? SILLY, NO, OF COURSE NOT!"
>"so no sex?"
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO SEX? OF COURSE SEX!"
>"sex?"
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEX? NO, IDIOT!"
>"what do you want from me?"
>"bye (:"
literally how is anon at fault for not comprehending the dumbshit mindgames of a normalfag woman? what are you SUPPOSED to do? back off and have her whine that you gave her the "ick"? push harder and have her scream rape?

>>715045285
Nothing, anon did the best he could and exactly what she wanted him to do
When normies behave like this they've already singled you out as a toy, they don't actually want your company, anon couldn't have progressed this any further it's a dead end conversation

>>715044768
retro post

>>715045069
mfw society actually deems behaving like the other person to be "normal" and anon is the retard for not getting it

where were (you) when you first learned normalfaggotry is just socially permissible retardation

>>715045710
Nigger you're supposed to be subtle about it, especially when you're talking to a girl you barely know, not outright go "I GOT CONDOMS LET'S FUCK". This is why most of you faggots can't get laid. If you managed to grow enough of a pair of balls to ask a girl you've barely ever talked to out for drinks you'd probably say something along the lines of "hey want to go grab some drinks I've got condoms in case you get shitfaced enough to sleep with me haha"

>>715045069
>>715045710
I don't get it.
>Some teenagers talk about dating.
What is the shocking part here?
>Reee woman must be celibate and never give me sex!

>>715045285
>what are you SUPPOSED to do?
Say something along the lines of "hey, if you're not doing anything this weekend why don't we go grab some coffee or dinner" instead of "Woah do something together!? Do you mean like sex!? I totally got condoms so we should have sex!"
God damn are you on the spectrum or something because that's just basic common sense.

>>715044492
I watched the video, enjoyed the memes, saw this when it was new and have been laughing at the image in a "I get that reference" way. But I only just actually got it. In my mind I always just thought of it as "he does weird, arbitrary, esoteric shit" and that somehow gives him a par of 0.5.

>>715045069
thank god im not that autistic

>>715045285
That is a very inaccurate paraphrasing.
She was asking for a date. I have zero interest in women and relationships and I could still tell you that. She never put sex on the table, that was all anon and his bad joke that he couldn't help but double down on.
Though I wouldn't blame you, 13 years ago was only somewhat more quaint and people have only gotten more blunt, stupid, shameless and lonely. Women have gotten more retarded. Men simp harder. Water gets wetter.

>>715045069
Fuck this is painful. I've done exactly the same. I had the most popular girl in the year below me offer me a blowjob and I didn't get it.

>>715045069
God, I miss late 2000s/early 10s 4chan
I miss the time when it was 'le sekrit club' unironically.

>>715044547
Rollin

>>715044547
>>715050335
>good imperial battlemqge

This is every playthrough, rolling again

>>715044865
Can't unsee

>>715045776
I was there

Just after the banwave started and it was dying down but i was there

>>715046393
normalfag post get out

>>715046393
>>715046739
>using "are you autistic" and "you're a virgin you'll never get laid" as insults
Instagram is that way, normiebros

>>715043130
I doubt this thread has anybody old enough to know about Quack.exe

>>715050876
you mean it's a real thing? i just thought the pic was funny

>>715051096
>right now i can only be third base
kek i didn't laugh till that bit but that got me

>>715051061
Ancient (late 90s) benchmarking drama. Quake (3) was the primary benchmarking target for every hardware review site because it scaled extremely well with minimal bottlenecks, almost all performance discussion used Quake numbers. At some point it was discovered that ATI (Now AMD) drivers were detecting when Quake was launched and specifically adjusting image quality at a driver level to push higher framerates in Quake so their performance looked better for review benchmarks

Benchmark sites found that they could stop the drivers from doing that by renaming the .exe, thus began the Quack.exe benchmark era

>>715036514
wtf??

>>715051096
they didn't come up with it but it's still great after all these years

>>715036127 (OP)
yes animal abuse is so funny hahahah I love hitting dogs for the internet funnies!! :)

>>715044547
lmao

>>715045285
m8 if you can't even wait until the first date to start asking about fucking you will never get there
she made it clear when she said 'sleep with us' she just meant sleeping in class but then he brought it up again after she just said "do something" which obviously doesn't mean "immediately have sex despite not having any kind of relationship whatsoever"
it's a recoverable situation though, it was late at night so he can just say he was tired and it's hard to get intent across through text
he's obviously in high school so i get it, but it will most likely be a learning experience through failure, not one that leads to anything

>>715044547
Might as well

>>715044742
Jfc lmao

>>715044742
>"My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle"
Why would you say this to a girl? In what world would saying that ever lead to anything good?

>>715054065
is it weird i kinda find that cute

then again i'm also massively autism

>>715053969
>HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YA STAY'VUN!? WE ONLY GOT THREE CONTROLLERS AT THE STAYSHUN. YA SHUDUV BROUGHT YOUR OWN

>>715044742
>haha I'd tentacle rape you if I was an octopus!

>>715054065
Accurate enough observation and its humorous + self depreciating. An autismo brain thinks this makes sense from every angle.

>>715044345
kek

>>715044547
Ya know it.

>>715044345
screw the system

>>715044345
this isn't funny stop

>>715044620
>tfw even new school is already old but nothing came out to replace those games

>>715044620
>"ancient" games are actually old now

>>715044547
Roll for sweet little lies

>>715054324
>HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YA STAY'VUN!?
I dunno

>>715054065
my dialog options were either that or [glass her]

>>715044547
Rollan

>>715056678
NO

>>715056823
what did Spyro but in that? He looks mighty suspicious

>>715044547
rool

>>715054065
It's the best line on there

>>715044812
Kahjiit spicky dick wins even the biggest non argonian slut

>>715044742
yet somehow people like him manage to fool girls into coming over while I am unable to

PURPLE PRIDE
SERVER WIDE

>>715044547
Rollan

>>715052216
>he thinks he needs to finish the first date in order to have sex
lol
lmao
If you don't fuck before the first date you might as well call it quits.

>>715044547
roll

>>715060796
being a whore is disgusting, anon
nta but personally i neither wanna fuck any ol rando, nor do i wanna fuck/continue dating a girl who WILL fuck any ol rando

if a woman fucks you before the first date she's a slag and you shouldn't have sex with her

>>715045069
i'm glad i dont read this often i always end in tears reading it

>>715044547
Fck yeah roll

>>715056296
WOW is this old or ironic?
When was the last time valve made a game?

>>715067756
2 years ago if you wanna be super fucking generous and count CS2 as one. I don't.
3 otherwise since they made one when the steam deck came out.
Deadlock last year as well but that's not "out" out

>>715044547
Sure, why not.

>>715044547
Let's go

>>715051571
>and specifically adjusting image quality at a driver level to push higher framerates in Quake
So the image quality was lower?
First time hearing this