Now: Silly Block
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
Previous thread:
>>715033973
What are the yellow runs in the schedule?
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>16,79€
Really?
>>715042043silly block (aka summer awful block)
Another low-effort 'meme game' with low-effort speedrun.
Wish people would stop buying this shit.
>>715042107Oh. But most of the games have been awful already.
>>715042165the awful is invasive at gdq
>>715042182naw, we in the properly named thread
I hope all the runners remembered to take their PREP before the epic after party
>>715042439only recycled condoms
Games that are purposefully bad like this are not fun to watch.
Nubby, though? It's actually gonna be a gem. Nubby is like the Snood of the modern century.
I hate women, men pretending to be women and dogs.
>only 19.8k views
It's over.
>>715042865audience is pretty full
>this kusoge was a focused effort of 8 people
Rate An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs, I guess.
Are they not allowed to call it Awful Block anymore because it might hurt some developer's fragile ego? Is calling something awful toxic?
>>715043315Agdq - awful block
Sgdq - silly block
>tfw wake up to an ad game
>>715043315Apparently also because it's all ironically bad boring Steam asset flips instead of kusoge now.
Mario Paint about to be a quintuple S
>cowboy so hyped the whole room is shaking
Is this the thread why is it so slow
>other thread is about to get archived
TRANS RIGHTS HOOOOOOOYPE!
>>715046398> couch fighting for its literal furnitural life
>shoutouts to all the discord kittens
huh?
>>715046790*migs into thread*
*heems you*
the ten gallon hat matches his ten gallon gut
>>715046790MIGGERS ON THE HORIZON!!!
>donies
>YEEEEEEEEEHAW
>makes tourists seethe
Yep, quality run that. Thank you America.
I was born in texas and this overuse of y'all is deeply offensive to me
>>715046689nta but same question
>this faggot announcer y'alling
will the hercules game be based?
>>715046895Boone'd be a drain on an interesting run, but silly block is always carried by soulful host/couch.
He elevated what'd be a C-grade to an S-grade just from pure energy. I love that cowboy.
>>715046895>cowbow chanting trans rightsI'm not sure if that's american as fuck or anti american at this point
ngl id suck everyone on the mario paint crew
Life is like a migger~
Here in old migs~
I hate fucking miggers~
Miggers suck dick~
>>715046953yes the accent is real
but not as wide spread as you may think
How much does it cost to get your indie game advertised through a 'speedrun' on this event do you think? And on ESA?
Any FFXIV players in chat?
I'm cuddling with my grown ass man EB right now (in-Eorzea ofc) while watching :3
>>715046895>heh... i will ironically rate shit runs high grades... us old guard can obviously tell good runs from bad ones just by looking at the game names on the chart
>>715047049not really something you pay for, not with money at least
>>715047049just be friends with the event organizers on discord
>>715047049just hope an autist latched onto your game and he'll do it for free
Mario Paint wasn't even in the submissions.
>>715047062Dropped after endwalker. Get rid of wuk lamat or whatever the fuck its’ name is, and i might be back
Also listening to Titania’s theme whole morning
>>715047097>big waffle iron on his hip
>>715047097Reminder that he didn't say trans rights and just paused for a second before screaming ...OKAY
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I thought it was all 4 chapters? When did they gut it?
>>715047064you sound retarded
>>715047153hello, are you me?
I wonder how all those freaks with non-existing gender pronouns feel like when they have to show their ID to get their badge to the event and it says "man".
This is the story of a time long ago – a time of myth and legend.
When the ancient gods were petty and cruel, and they plagued mankind with suffering, only one man dared to challenge their power.
HERCULES
Hercules possessed a strength the world had never seen – a strength surpassed only by the power of his heart.
He journeyed the Earth – battling the minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera, the all-powerful queen of the gods.
But wherever there was evil, wherever an innocent would suffer, there would be Hercules.
>>715047185They need donations for chapters 3/4, please understand
>I know my own name
clearly not
>>715047174>didn't toe the linehe's not coming back
>>715047185bonus incentive for half a million dollars in the final hours
fund that and they'll release the rest of the run from prison
>>715047196I too like to imagine things that have never happened as well
>>715047153idek wym I just play to have e-sex lol. Do people actually take FFXIV seriously as a game?
>Hercuwes
That's it I'm voting Z
>>715047229anger is enjoyable when you share it with people
>runner has a wascally wabbit voice and a couch of fat guys
Kino incoming?
>>715047236For some reason I think that the Satan bit last GDQ was sincere and he doesn't like saying it, either.
chat is already seething about sorbo
>7fps
Yup, it's an N64 game.
is he going to hunt wabbits in this game
Who enjoys 64 shovelware enough to speedrun it
The same thing that happened with GDQ happened with the charts. It got too popular and lost its original purpose.
>>715047308>Wascallay WabbitOkay I'm changing my vote purely on this alone lmao
>>715047330BAN THIS GAME NOW!!!
>textures smeared to shit with Vaseline
Yup, it's an N64 game.
I remember this game from my N64 magazines. It's an OoT clone? I don't think it got a very good rating.
>>715047062I have been raidlogging for the last few months.
I don't even like this tier (except M5s)
>>715047153Wuk Lamat is getting Lyse'd next patch unless they go full retard since dawntrail is ending.
>>715047308It's a regional variant of the pannenkoek voice.
for a minute i thought it was going to be disney's hercules
morning, bros. did this get a soundpost?
>its a host troon thinks he's on the couch episode
That was a fuckin cucco sound effect from Ocarina of Time
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>>715047417I thought it was going to be this hercules game
>>715047406when is TJ "Henry" Yoshi going to do a run?
>>715047462or thats a stock sound that ocarina of time used
>>715047417*sip*
Ahh, now there was a good tie-in game
I'll go play some VNs and make something to eat.
Holler if you need me anons
>>715047480holy shit he does
>>715047471Oh shit that's an actual good game Anon
>>715047417That's also a good Herc game lul
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>>715047480spoony looks like the penguin
>she
serious mental issues.
>>715047485yeah but don't use the SAME sound effect when you're already copying OOT for your game
>>715047236He'll be back. He's been here for several events, even through the palestine and acab phases. The staff like him, the channel mods love him because the crowd he draws is unhinged but not homestuck-unhinged, and shockingly he doesn't sexually harass or act degenerate towards women onsite.
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outshined by it's own spinoff, Xena Warrior Princess
>>715047518unironically a fun game that wasn't too challenging
one of the few games I beat in my childhood.
>Gets uncomfortable when his couch calls the game shit
We have with us an autist who happens to be the game's only fan. Finally, an actual speedrun, thought it would be another awful lets play.
>>715047471EXCUSE ME, HADES, COULD YOU SPEAK UP A BIT?
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Just tuned in. What is this?
>>715047518Old Disney games were something else. Aladdin will always be my fave of that batch.
>Horse Cock incentive
WTF?
>le quirky and funny horse cosplay
fucking hell
>>715047417I believe you mean Disney's Action Game featuring Hercules.
i got the "auto mute when pixel value changes" thing working with livestreamer and mpv and made it so it just reduces the volume to 5% because it's a bit unpleasant when it cuts out completely
thank you anon who posted that in the last thread
where are tapioca's pronouns
Isn't this a really large crowd for 5AM for a meme game?
>>715047649Wayne's World he/him
>>715047684https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/699911849/#699912215
>>715047257>When you check-in with the check-in desk at the event, you will receive a badge. In order to pick up a badge, you must have a valid government issued photo ID (passport, drivers license, state ID, etc).>The United States will recognize only two sexes, male and female, that are unchangeable, U.S. President Donald Trump ordered on Monday as he moved to quickly end a range of policies aimed at promoting racial equity and protecting rights for 2SLGBTQ+ people.>The order requires the government use the term "sex" rather than "gender," while mandating that identification documents issued by the government, including passports and visas, be based on what it described as "an individual's immutable biological classification as either male or female."
The troon host is ruining the run.
>>715047715awful/silly block is a staple
of course they're ruining it with those lame "indie" pc games that are trying too hard to be funny
>>715047471COUPLE A HUNDRED OF THEM
Why is the rating of Katamari so divisive? I didn't see the run myself
>>715047761each one of the games on silly block has lost at least a full letter grade because of the host.
>>715047715normal for awful games block
So this games like an asset swap of ocarina of time
>>715047772couple a WHAT?
>>715047771yeah its only funny with old games. new post-ironic slop is not funny...
>>715047795cringe game for toddlers
why don't women ever have this impediment, only men?
>>715047842Good luck!
I mean... good luck!
>>715047684Nice. The only reason I haven't used that is because it will feel like cheating when I rate the run. Also Nice
>>715047795Transgender Americans hate Haru due to cute aggression
Thewe awe some vewyy impowtant wights you know?
Twans. Wights.
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>How wude!
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>cyclops
HERCULES
WHERE ARE YOU HERCULES
>>715042556how are a bunch of dickless trannies going to fuck each other?
>>715047875This 100%, they're also mad he doesn't do the cutesy voice.
wee waa wowa wee wa wowa! WANS WIIGHTS!
>>715047928>RUN YOU FAGGOT!
>>715047884Feminus Dickus
Shut the FUCK UP!
I know how to climb a fuckin ladder!
HERCULES
LOOK FOR BONUSES IN THE TREES
>>715047928Great fuckign game no cap, loved the variety in the levels. And the theme kicks ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPxo6TD7_w
>just she
What does that mean?
jesus christ this dude needs speech therapy
>>715047742THWOW HIM TO THE FLOOW! MOST WOUGHLY!
>that draw distance pop-in on the enemies
>>715048016Why? Speech impediments are super cute.
>>715048021He needed a parent that cared about how he communicated with people. Sad.
I looked this guy up. He calls himself a 'game dev' so I was interested to see what he's made. But as far as I can tell he's just the "community manager" for a Canadian game publisher.
what the fuck is this accent
I RUN HEWCULES THE LEGENDAWY JOUWNEYS
Ah, I see we have a tranny on the mic for the host. Great. I already can't stand that voice.
>open stream
>see this
>close stream
>>715047964Scwotus Absentius.
>>715048060gold star post
"her" voice makes my brain hurt
>>715048059Sorry what was that, sir?
>>715048068Uhm I think you replied to the wrong, Anon, sweetie. Also can you please get those knockers out of my face, I'm married (to my 2D waifu). Thanks.
>you know, it's Hewacwes in the owiginaw Gweek
>>715048118Uhh, that's not one of the pronouns!
>>715047859they do, but as kids they're railroaded much harder into speech therapy to correct it due to social images. women who haven't completely shaken it often sound like they're doing "baby speak" or like they constantly have have sinus problems. if you want a perfect example, go on yt and listen to the girl with round glasses from the react pack speak for even a minute.
>>715048128Nice knowing you.
>>715048060And the framerate is STILL this bad.
>>715048068meant for
>>715048021>>715048131It's okay anon, she doesn't have to know.
>>715048154>Go on JewTube>"Reaction" slopGo to bed zoomie you have school tomorrow
having a severe speech impediment at 35 is not cute, its sad
Why does one of the people on the couch have no pronouns? Did he not feel comfortable giving them? I wasn't aware you could opt out of that, figured GDQ MADE YOU put down pronouns.
>>715048173Out of all the attendees, it's crazy that it ever gets this empty for a 24/7 event.
Dang I missed out on the Pokemon sw/sh run, how was it?
>>715048218yawn
35 and independent contractor for streaming studios in LA. project harder.
>>715048173What was the context?
>>715048270I have the same problem... All my Rs are Ws...
i have a gweat fwiend in wome named hewcuweez
>>715048019>>just she>What does that mean?I do it for she
I love she
etc.
>>715048271I think it's just encouraged strongly
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huh this game looks like shit I wonder who develop-
>Titus Interactive
>>715048291That's a funny way of saying you're a jew.
This run is actually really cute
Now imagine this guy in Spartacus: Blood & Sand.
>Da Thwacian, Spawtacus
goddamn n64 games are so disgustingly ugly
>>715048362>do you stand fucking Woman?
>>715048365just squint and they look awesome
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I see this autistic is back this year. He's been a regular for a few years now, and he always has to sit in the front row with his fucking pikachu blanket. There used to be this fat woman who would sit in the front row with like three fucking blankets as well, like she was going to freeze to death.
>>715048271you can absolutely opt out
however, to those in the "know," not listing yours is viewed as a potential dogwhistle that you're not an "ally" and probably means the vetting crew will dig into your online presence a bit more
>Runner has a terrible fucking lisp
Poor bastard. Or is that an accent? Either way it sounds like he had a stroke.
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>>715048351DISAPPOINTEEEEEEED
>>715048431Bring back the fat chick with the flappy-eared hat.
You never know what you've got til it's gone
>>715048309the crowd cam between runs was 100% empty at like 2am so Waldo sat down, laughed and got up again
this powerpoint framerate is ridiculous
>>715048475he's also Canadian, so maybe.
>>715048351I had Titus the Fox on Amiga as a kid, it was a really cute but impossibly difficult platformer.
>>715048475Worse, he's Canadian, don't worry, MAID will take care of him
>>715048472Is it that Tapioca person? They look like a massive homosexual/tranny to me, so I'm shocked they didn't put down pronouns. They might not feel comfortable outing themselves or something.
>>715048354agnostic, formerly catholic
anything else you'd like a (you) for?
>>715048362and what of gwood sowonwius?
>>715048493for me it's shirtless floppy wiener guy
>>715048362>Once again da Gods spwead da cheeks and wam cock in fucking assh!
>>715048493Didn't she get banned from the event? Do they ban people for attention seeking in the front row? Is it listed as a distraction or something? Seems kind of harsh to ban someone for that. I believe the autistic air-drumming bald guy got banned from the events as well.
>>715048475He most likely has an overbite that he never got fixed.
>>715048614No, they just told her she couldn't wear hats anymore, things exploded with drama from both ends, I think in the end GDQ relented because Captain Matty was getting shat on, on reddit.
>all this bullying
I'm definitely never submitting to a live event unless I can sit there in complete silence...
>>715041646 (OP)>Open stream>Tranny announcerYep not watching this shit
>>715048614GDQ: You must be hype in the audience.
Hat girl: flappy flappy flappy
GDQ: NOT LIKE THAT.
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>>715048536>I started questioning G‑d around the time of my Bar Mitzvah. I identified as an agnostic shortly after, an ideology that I still hold today. But I still feel Jewish. And this leads me to my question: Would you consider a self-proclaimed agnostic Jewish?First result on Google, kike.
>Grrrr that wascally wabbit Pekowa!!!!
>>715048684A toast to the stick guys
>>715048601what a qt
would suck his nips
silky smooth cinematic FPS
I thought this game would have more dungeons given it's an OoT copy, just seems to be nothing but countryside and villages.
>canadian
>tranny
>elmer fudd speech impediment
kek
thwow him to the gwound, centwuwion
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>>715048773He's not a tranny.
>>715048776Super cute male-pattern chinbones there
>>715048776>we'll respect peoples boundaries... unless...
>>715048535desu you're most likely correct
I was more referring to the other people who haven't listed theirs, but are obviously cis men
point is, yeah they don't force people to provide pronouns, as much as /v/ likes the idea
>>715048759Speak of the Devil
>>715048773He's not a tranny. He just has long hair with shitty red highlights and isn't very attractive. I thought he was a tranny at first glance because it looks like a man trying to look more feminine. I thought he was also wearing make-up.
>Fwow him into the Wawa, Hewcuweez
>>715048614>>715048676https://x.com/SporadicErratic/status/1808727517219434703
Staff said "No Fun Allowed"
Honestly at the time I thought it was annoying lolcow behaviour. I still think that now but it was part of the magic yknow? Just saccharine amerimutt puritanical "Good Vibes"
>obvious shit game
>see, this is proof n64 and 3d are bad
2D boomers who cant understand 3D space are insufferable.
>>715047859>>715048218>>715048354>>715048702>WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN>JEWS JEWS JEWSThe sanest /v/ user
>>715048776What do you want to bet his "BIPOC" audience is precisely zero?
>>715048858bro is so shiny
>>715048858Yes he is, he's trying to use uwu speak.
>>715048845Almost feels worth looking at the submission form for next time just to figure out for sure.
>>715048858It's a slippery slope, why the fuck would you get red highlights if you look like shit in the first place?
>>715048886Wait till you hear about the Jewish Women
>>715048907He just has a speech impediment.
>>715048776>sparkwing garbage qween
>>715048907how are you so chronically online you don't recognize a speech impediment?
Do you guys think he's on the path to tr00ning out or is he just a little weird
>>715048702lol so we're just gonna pretend I didn't say catholic eh? cheers lad. I'm sure the jews will continue to haunt your wallet and dreams.
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>>715048879It just seemed weird to me that there is where the drew the line, when they'd gone out of their way to draw attention to her, and the theater kid staff are much more obnoxious than a dumb hat.
So youw fathew was a woman?
>Meat is the healthiest food of all
Ohhh, he's gonna TRIGGER the vegans/vegetarians in the chat.
Nice to see we're playing with a modern framerate.
>>715048958in an alternate timeline he did
>>715048958Nah given the couch is all fat guys who unironically love N64 games, I think he's just weiwd
does this chick have brain damage or something
why does she talk like that
>>715048918YOU GOTTA GET THAT LE GRUNGE LOOK WITH THE COLORED BLACK HAIR FROM THE EARLY 2000'S.
I honestly figured he was trying to rock some shitty metal/goth look, even though that fell out of style as far back as 2012-2013.
I hope chartanon calls it something like Hercuwes :The Wegendary Journey, like he did with King's Qwest
>>715048994Oh I am triggered alright.
This dungeon design sure is something.
>>715049052Kind of looks like he's trying to do a John Romero.
You can really see where Dark Soul's got its inspiration.
Why is this in the awful block?
>>715049027When I was a child I didn't know retarded people existed
I met someone with Down Syndrome and thought they were putting on a funny act, like Special Ed from Crank Yankers.
>>715048776>no followers>overweight>Intersectionality and hyper-feminine language is his personalityI have no problem believing this person is a judgemental bully to everyone he meets IRL
hun take a hint, you are not on the couch
>go to sleep
>wake up after 8h
>it's another tranny
At least the last one was hot and had hairy armpits.
>>715049018Half of those will have trooned out in the next 3 years though
why is this still going on
>>715049162good morning Anon did you sleep well
i just noticed the estimate
>>715049052I mean just look at that event, it's groomers grooming groomers at this point this shit is getting out of hand, dilation stations really? lmao
HERCUWES
GWEECE IS IN DANGEH
>>715049175Nah the beetus will get them first
All you gotta leave is MONEY.
>>715049069Oh, he definitely will.
>>715049162You missed the muscle mommy one.
>tenuous gwasp on weeality
>tenuwous gwasp on weawity
Kino
>>715048917I mean you can, but I'm speaking as someone who's worked with the staff via contracts before; they also don't force runners/commentary to provide twitch handles or plug their channels if they don't want to... although I will say that this year, they made all volunteers provide their active social platforms to the vetting crew. /v/ outed nicholegoodnight's fansly last time, and honestly I'm pretty sure that's why she's not around this event. and no, you don't wanna see those pictures.
>>715049069chartanon = ick on eck guy btw
>>715049273Was there an actually good run in the meantime? I fell asleep during the stupid rhythm game.
>>715049184Good morning, slept terribly.
>>715049273>muscle mommyshhh don't say it or that one guy from the other thread will get butthurt and call you a tourist
>mfw at fouu in da mownin strugguwing wit a denuous gwasp on weawity
Can anyone post the latest chart? Please and thank you.
>>715049327the wrestling game and mario paint were great
>>715049346announcer went FTM for a second there
>>715049346He went full male voice again, oops.
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>hey
>>715049287>and no, you don't wanna see those pictures.You do if you like fat chicks. She looks pretty nice to me but she's shaved everywhere.
I don't support putting whores in these events though.
>>715049287It sucks, because she has the nicest voice of all of the commentators. Pure ASMR tier.
>>715049346Sounds like the average english VA desu senpai.
>>715049340Be stwong wike Hercuweez
I would have loved this game as a kid.
>>715049386>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL intensifies
>jumping over these pwecawious pits
I suddenly feel nauseous and it's 100% from the having to hear the host talk so much. Every time it speaks, I feel ill.
just 30 more minutes of this
>>715049342here you go anon =)
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"fuhgive me"
"dat fishuh woman"
"wew gonna go tawk to summon"
"i'm sowwie"
Fucking Elmer Fudd on the mic over here.
>>715049287eh I've had worse. Fat chicks give better head innit
>>715049486"making games is hawud, y'all"
>>715049387I wiww do my awtmost to be bwave wike the wegends
>>715049473This GDQ could have been skipped and nothing would have been missed.
>Gave up nearly a minute just to show an easter egg chat lampshading the devs running out of time
Dis is the stowy of a time wong ago, a time of mywth and wegend, when the ancwent gowds were petty and cwuel, and they pwagued mankiwnd with suffewing. Onwy one man dawed to chawwenge their powew: Hercuwes! Hercuwes possessed a stwength the worwd had nevew seen, a stwength suwpassed onwy by the powew of his heart
>>715049481This run has similar energy.
>he had very little memory left
>he simply ran out of time
>he was released from the hospital way before he should have been
You know, if I had a speech impairment, I don't think I'd make streaming my career.
>>715049473>super mario odysseyQRD?
The stock magic chimes sound is driving me crazy.
>>715049549gained a full grade from me just for that
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>kingdom hearts gets double asterisks for trannies
>look and speak like normal people
>quake, wolfenstein, katamari, etc are actual freaks
>no tranny asterisk
chartfags biases slowly become apparent
>>715049510https://youtu.be/XO1klBtIzn8?feature=shared&t=762
>>715049473>that 4 hour "run" with that corvimae tranny freak with cheek implants that run was so bad it made me go outside
>>715049372>>715049494I stand corrected. not personally into severe folliculitis on women's breasts, but that's a me problem. and she certainly has quite the toy collection.
>>715049375as far as I know she's not been let go, however she very publicly acknowledged /v/ outed her, so the absence this event makes sense.
>>715049287The funny thing is it wouldn't have made a difference since she didn't link it on her twitter or anything.
Weird that some of /v/ took such issue with her being a host as some kind of moral conflict with that.
>>715049375She did voice porn stuff too, like that JOI stuff or whatever.
>>715049453>he doesn't have the stream muted for the entire eventI simply watch the run and create the runners' voice in my mind based on how the thread mocks them
>>715049287https://coomer.su/fansly/user/560959679153315840 in case you actually wanna see the pics
>>715049618whole game looks like it was made with stock assets. I feel bad for nint0ddlers, this is what they were stuck with as kids while us Playstation Chads were playing Crash games and Tekken 3.
>>715049649>that run was so bad it made me go outside
>Canadian
That explains it.
>Sent was promoted to Director of Programming
>Only makes ONE appearance at the finale on Sunday
Damn, I wonder how much GDQ is paying him? It's gotta be a lot. I guess you could say he got lucky with staying on at GDQ after everyone left. He was probably already making decent money. I figured the older staff members like KFFC, Spike, and Sent were all getting paid pretty well. I know Spike streams, so probably gets money from that as well. I think KFFC streams as well, think she made tutorial videos that Twitch uses.
>>715049673I more or less do the same.
>>715049682Actually made me feel physically repulsed
>>715049673I like the runners funny lisp, but the rest is kind of bad. I've had no choice but to lower the volume down to cope since it actually has made me feel sicky.
>blocks lava with his bare hands
A demigod...
>>715049727she sucked at taking pics, but at least her nips are nice.
>>715049719Stick around long enough and you're bound to be promoted eventually.
This is pretty much true of real jobs too.
>>715049473Add to Titanfae that she was actually hot and hairy and worth watching.
>>715049649Same, I went for a bike ride, had a great workout and came back just as it ended.
>>715049483Thanks, I'm not gay tho.
>>715049745He Dragon Ball'd that shit
>>715049719anon, he's showed up during multiple prize segments so far...
>>715049287I can't blame GDQ for telling a host with porn pics to take a hike
THIS TROON IS INSUFERABLE
Aww he must do is finish undeh estimate and dis wan is an S
Jesus, she's transitioning as we speak.
This host really decided he was the main character huh?
>>715049526that's what I've been doing, watched the comfy ESA with anons but I've only been coming to these threads to check the chart for any worthwhile runs to check out
>>715049719I still feel bad for him, he's actually pretty knowledgeable about stuff like RPG running, which came as a bit of a surprise when he showed up and was commentating on the bit of the FF relay race that Das was running.
>>715049287>>715049375>>715049659> /v/ outed nicolehonestly I think that was just her trying to spin this as "evil hacker 4chan was out to get me".
I believe she just wanted to make it look like some deeply hidden stuff so she could spin herself as a victim to farm some sympathy points.
Her shit was just out in the open
>every single indie game is trannies
remember this everytime anon tries to tell you to stop playing AAA games and support the heckin indies
>>715049669>Weird that some of /v/ took such issue with her being a host as some kind of moral conflict with that.How the fuck is it weird not to want to engage with literal whores who take money for porn and/or sex and have them around your escapism hobbies?
>hey
https://www.youtube.com/embed/bc0sJvtKrRM
>take headphones off because host is talking non stop
>put them on a few minutes later
>host is still talking and hasn't stopped yet
>tune back in
>the hercules run was 1 hour and still going
>host starts talking
>tune out
Been like this for the whole awful block and most of the event really
At least I can plow through all the seasonal anime that piled up during ESA week
>>715049526>>715049803I's an intermission for me between ESA and the main event of ASM+Dogwater.
Not that ASM will have anything for the tourists, even Dogwater probably won't have much to their taste.
Wow thanks for explaining the memory line, donator. It was really obtuse.
>>715049596Co-op run, good tech, good skill, kino hard skip completed at the end, overall good run
>>715049829>and have them around your escapism hobbies?While the threads obsess over which host/announcer/runner they fancy, including her, lol.
The female announcer really fucked up this run for me honestly. I was enjoying the "crappy old 3d platformer" thing until she started her fucking yapping
>>715049776I've just been popping in and out so far, so I didn't know. I was looking at the schedule, and he's only listed as appearing at the finale.
>>715049804Scent would have known the Epoch's name while shilling the merch, unlike that oni demon thing they have. Oh and Mr Game N Shout
Is Aphrodite in the game?
Who is Hercules' favourite musume?
>>715049907>Femaleyouve somehow been fooled, anon.
this is far too long for silly block
>>715049950but the entire game is silly
>>715049950Where does it say that silly block must contain only short low effort slop?
>>715049946looks like a serial killer's found footage
>>715049946that explains why they're so obnoxious, i suppose.
DAVID GROHL! That's who I was racking my brain trying to figure out who the runner looks like. Beardless David Grohl
>>715049918He even runs/ran Gurumin, he was the hero we deserved but never got.
https://www.twitch.tv/dragonsentinal/about
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>>715049946"she"'s manlier than hercules
> That framedrop when the boss attacks
>>715049981Did you not hear him saying ''hey'' in male voice
>>715049950>this is far too wong for siwwy bwockFixed it for you.
in an earlier thread i said i wouldn't bother with the stream starting at least from airport alien until pocketbike
looks like that decision easily worked out, i see plenty of anons struggling otherwise
>>715049905Yes? What is the problem? Let me guess, you sell porn of yourself and think it's normal too?
>>715049926>I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!
>>715050015It's disturbing how many troons there are in this event, like what the fuck is wrong with society right now. I'm being serious by the way.
>>715050058That voiceline played in my head before I was done reading your post.
>>715050036Should have watched Mario Paint, it was short but it was a trio of dudes who have rapidly become a favorite over the last few years.
Is this that game God of War stole the block pushing mechanic from.
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>im shook yall, banger, crashing out, unc, fire, cinema
the way these people forcefully insert current slang into every sentence is the most inhuman, forced, fake, awakward, robotic, insincere, disingenuine shit ever. i cant even properly express it or rhink od enoufh adjectives for it. its revolting
>>715050065>the humble venn diagram of autism, troon, and speedrunning
>>715050092>or rhink od enoufhhow can you run this game and post at the same time?
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>>715049797What's the sauce on this, anyway?
this shit is boring and too long. it's like 30 fps too.
>>715050083That was the worst run from the past 6 hours. I'm so grateful it was only 10 minutes long.
>>715050092It's hard being relevant when you're balding
>>715050150More like 5 fps, but what 30fps feels to me.
>>715050140game so easy that the runner is posting in the thread heh
>>715050047most onlyfans """""""porn""""""" is softcore slop
literally no different from myspace 20 years ago except for retards who pay for it
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>>715050092>>715050140Kek. This is what this block should be like
does someone have anon's mute script for mpv from last year?
>>715050182Kek, same
>me playing a 30 fps-locked console game after being used to my 200 fps PC games.
>>715050092It's the last place people go to be original. They're always gonna be a few years behind because they need to make sure everything they say is approved by the court of jesters known as the GDQ staff.
>>715050150bro its barely half of that don't pretend
>>715050140i weply whenever theres a bweak but i dont use spellcheck or fix my typing ewwows
>>715049795"Oh my god I love this event"
"Oh my god I love having people pay the slightest bit of attention to me"
I love how some trannies just try VERY hard to sound feminine to the point that you can tell it's fake and super obnoxious. They're probably trying to compete with actual biological women who actually sound attractive when talking.
>>715049453that's what you get for not using the auto mute script.
>>715050047It's just funny that it causes a few anons like you to get all whiny and moral while having your dicks out for half the marathon, lol.
>Let me guess, you sell porn of yourself and think it's normal too?No, suspicious why you'd ask though. Are you propositioning me anon? Are you after feet pics like with the Plum VA or something?
>>715050197Oh of course I remember posting myself with dragon dildos up my ass on Myspace, everyone else did it too, even your granny, don't be a prude goy, it's free money.
I just woke up and the first thing I hear is the announcers voice. Now my day is going to be fucked.
>block puzzle
>its just herc kicking the blocks into place
ok that was funny
A gweat and mwighty dwagon
>>715050286Big of you to admit it.
>>715050290Cheew up anonomows
>>715050230I think I've learned to subconsciously block them out. It's just Peanut's adult voices while I can hear the runner and game completely
>>715050256I used to know a troon IRL who would do this. It had an extremely creepy "trying-to-sound-cute" voice, but I guess to itself it sounded like a real girl. I don't know how to confront these people without encouraging them to suicide so I just went along with it.
This run probably would have been comfy if not for the donation reader.
as shit as this game looks, it looks more appealing than "hold right" snes platformer #1817992644
>>715050286>admitting this
>>715050290Don't worry anon, next run is going to make your day worse :)
I kinda respect the devs for attempting something ambitious for a tie-in game for a TV show, even if they fell hilariously short.
>>715049920The fun which older television used to have...
>>715050270i bet you were also going to say it looks like a ps2 game, frogkun
>>715049669honestly I wasn't here when it happened so I can't say I saw /v/'s opinion, I just know it happened, and now suddenly this event the management required people to list their socials for vetting, and she's not hosting.
sort of like the other anon, I found her hosting pleasant when I was around for work, but otherwise I don't care. not into her but also not offended by her side-gigs.
>>715050214I never thought a few mins of Buffalo_Boone would filter an anon so hard he'd fruitlessly try to spam the ratings
>>715050254These fags are literally just there to read out donations and advertise, but they think they're just as important to the event as the people running the games and deserve equal attention.
>>715050358This entire event is rage bait and you can’t convince me otherwise
I don't usually comment on the tranny shit but it's been ramped up to 11 this event. They're obviously doing it as a "FUCK YOU ORANGE MAN" thing as well. This isn't a speedrun event anymore it's a political event at this point.
I really can't stand the announcers SCREECHING about donations and reading out cringe messages
The audio isn't even balanced properly, the announcer is always louder than the runner
I just want to hear runs with commentary about the run, I NEVER want to hear a GDQ announcer again
I don't care if they're a troon or not, I don't want to hear them
>run is almost over
what the fuck
This is me and (You) watching this run.
>>715050418Games Dilated Questionably
sayitwithmebros? we doin ok
I think that there's something sub-consciously creepy about hearing a person who fakes their voice. I've encountered this same feeling before as this announcer is (somehow) evoking in me, just a deep-seated discomfort upon hearing their voice which isn't due to any rational thought. It's like them fucking their voice up on purpose causes a musical / symphonic disharmony that messes with my reptilian brain or something. Maybe it's a built-in detection system that we humans have to protect us from people who are liars or masquerading their identity or something. I've had this feeling before with people who I just somehow knew can't be trusted, just based solely on hearing their voice.
>My weird schizo theories on male/female musical harmony in speech patterns
>>715050358Oh it's the dude who ran Densha De D multiple times.
This is basically just Dark Souls
>gonna grapple him
>camera cuts away
rape
>>715050236It's time to let go man, now it's triple A slop made by jeets with frame generation that looks like shit.
>>715050495H 4 Hercules :)
>>715050495>>715050513B-, minus for the host
>>715050495A
cwomfy jank kwimo
>>715050495C+ would have been higher if not for the annoying announcer.
who are the schizos in the audience at 5am
>>715050448Im not an anime girl though and I strongly suspect you might not be either.
>>715050495>>715050513A fun run and stupid buggy game is entertaining
>>715050495>>715050513B
Alright, but too long and tranny commentator was grating sometimes.
>>715050495C
Annoying announcer.
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>>715050495I'm doin' him an S
>"silly" block
Of course they're afraid of saying "shitty"
>>715050495B wating fwom me
donation reader drops it
>>715050495>>715050513A chartanon better call it Hercuwes Wegendary Journey
>>715050462You came too early again.
based tech crew cutting out host
>>715050521Jokes on them I exclusively play FPS from the late 90's.
>>715050495B+
Solid run on a very shitty game.
>>715050495>>715050513A
Was a pretty nice, entertaining wun. Good couch and wunner.
>>715050495B
i had fun, shit game and host though
this guy should get his privilege checked, he seems to have an awful lot of it
>>715050495>>715050513C because of the fucking obnoxious host
>>715049719He's preparing a surprise Gurumin run, trust the plan.
>>715050513A - bit too long but I'll always give a good score for gaming autism about a very niche and specific shitty game
>>715050578this isnt funny or endearing..you can stop doing it now
>Remember to drink water! Stand up! Go to the bathroom! Take your medication! Get something to eat! And always TRANS RIGHTS HOYYYPPEEEEE
>>715050495A rhymes with hey
>>>/wsg/5919590https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752143136353938.webm
>>715050495S
Gweat wunner, funny jank game
>only short runs left now
ok time to get comfy
>>715050667>>715050615You should both check out Ion Fury and its dlc then. Shit slaps.
>>715050615Based I'm the same I pretty much just play hardtype games nowadays, reject the new slop embrace tradition.
>>715050495>>715050513S. Da onwy knock was da faggy announca. Da game is supweme N64 jank and da wunna had a supa fun time. Dis is de niche fun you shewd find at speedwun events
the mpv dono auto mute script is saving my sanity, it's night and day. gdq is actually bearable now and I can judge solely on the runs.
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>>715050654It would be hilarious if of all the people to bring a Gurumin run to GDQ, it was him.
>>715050495>>715050513A-
Homie knew his shit, unfortunate that the host overly interjected
>nubby's number factory
Bit weird of a game to speedrun
>>715050692shame, long runs are better despite some of you screeching about long runs and rpgs
who's the girl with the bow in her hair
>>715050694I didn't get on with the monster design last I tried it, though it was still called Ion Maiden back then I think.
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Can't tell if this is a tranny or a girl girl?
>>715050578This funny and endearing, I'm glad to see it every time.
>>715050495A.
It desweves it.
>>715050815its clearly a tranny
>>715050815thats a fella.
>>715050752The dlc adds a bunch of new enemies. I strongly suggest getting it while its on sale and trying it again, if you like 90s shooters that is. It IS build engine after all.
When are co-op speedruns?
>>715050806>Kiss face-paint Oh, so they're mentally ill on top of being a tranny.
>>715050806>>715050815>>715050823>>715050840>>715050842how come trannys always do hyper-feminine stuff like wear a bow in their hair and other shit real girls dont even do
>>715050729Shame he's long since been disallowed to run games, only Spike and co get that privilege.
>>715050887for attention and cope
>>715050864you can just say trans
no need for the redundancy
>>715050887overcompensation
>>715050578I'm ambivalent towards you. Do whatever.
Nah, you're awesome, dude.
>>715050887Theyre generally autists that dont understand what a woman actually is or what natural femininity is.
>>715050857God damn it. I hate how I'm becoming gayer with every passing year.
>>715050887that currymuncher lover host wears a bow in her hair...
>>715050857right here lil bro
>>715050887Overcompensating to try to be a cute girl. Problem is, they will never be one
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>limy
>>715050931>PicWho was that? Story?
Yeah I fucking bet she loves Burger King.
>>715050887Because they are trying to be anime girls, not women.
>>715050729Someone find out how the fuck to contact him and politely request he make his return at the dawn of our darkest hour.
>>715050887Obsession and compensation. They're not naturally feminine, they don't know what it means to be, so they study it. But they're poor studies, at that. If you asked them to pretend to be another nationality, they'd be the most insulting stereotype while masquerading as an enlightened progressive pinnacle.
>I am Konception's wife
>Both are fat and ugly
Kek, well at least he's got someone.
>>715050997Burger Chads stay winning
is he married to KFFC? I can't tell the difference
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>>715050887They see it in anime.
>>715050887their reference point for actual women is anime video games
>>715050981She legit just laugh snorted
I remember that couple, they're pretty chill.
>nigger sponsored by DEI on the couch
YIKES
>>715050979liblefturd disposed of by ICE
>>715050495B muting the host made it much better
Why does this look so unprofessional? He's hitting obstacles, other racers, walls...
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Burger King has one good burger and it's the Bacon King. I will admit it's fucking amazing and beats out any burger at McDonalds. Burger King has always had better burgers than McDonalds. I just get McChickens at McDonalds.
>>715051035BASED we were all thinking it
>>715050925Applies to most of /v/ too, probably explains a lot of the hostility, it's like looking in a mirror.
>>715051094He had it his way
>>715051108McShittles doesn't make food at all.
>blend into one
like you head into your body?
>>715051094>the runner is reading the thread...
isn't ® for registered, not restricted
>>715051094he's not even on the leaderboard
>>715051094Game's branded shovelware, it handles like absolute shit.
>>715051035If KFFC keeps gaining weight, she'll probably look like that in another five years or less. It seems like every year she gets a bit fatter. You can actually see her getting fatter each year, think some anons made a progression image showing how she looked each year. At the very beginning she was super fucking skinny and looked hot as fuck. She actually had quite a nice body.
She's also a cheating whore. I think she actually cheated twice. She had a boyfriend, cheated on him with someone at GDQ, then cheated on that guy with someone else.
all these niggas talkin over themselves, i miss lisp bro already
>>715051198I look forward to seeing how big she gets every GDQ.
>finally a real woman
>she's just there for the burgers
GDQbros.....
>>715051198kffc looks better than ever
>I can't believe there's still half a marathon left
>>715050495>>715050513A
Fuck that host though
>>715051237Wait, were you that anon who always looked forwards to seeing Barbie X Edge?
>>715051198>spoilerA tale as old as thyme.
Konception's wife is gonna tell him "Let's go get Burger King for breakfast." as soon as his run is over.
Fat bitch.
Porch monkey with a cue card on the couch, I hate fake niggers so much stop fronting.
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Doesnt she know that to be a woman she needs to wear pink miniskirt, pink underwear, ribbons, bows, blouse, heavy makeup, etc? How am I supposed to gender her correctly
>>715051267Half a marathon, then a week marathon of ASM, then Dogwater
>>715051198Back in school there was a really fat girl in my class, she had a bulemic episode in I guess 7th or 8th grade and got insanely slim and SUPER sexy but only for 1 year, and then went back to being fat again. It was surreal. I just remembered that. It's crazy how good women can look just by eating less. Also tattoos and colored hair are fucking ugly as fuck, I'm convinced that women get tattoos and colored hairdyes to actively repulse men.
>>715051264You can't fool me; that's an old photo. I don't remember what year that was taken but I'm pretty sure that's several years old. And yeah, perhaps she still looks "mildly attractive" for most /v/irgins, hell I don't think she's awful looking, but she used to look WAY better.
>>715051198>She's also a cheating whore. Damn, imagine your girlfriend cheating on you with a GDQ tranny.
>crashes into corners
>drives off the track
Great speedrun bro
Game looks funny but the runner sucks..
do they drug test the speedrunners for weed or amphetamines??
>>715051342That's gonna be some anon's fantasy now.
>>715051094Kind of reminds me of the swoop bike level in Shadows of the Empire.
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>>715051328>You can't fool me; that's an old photo. I don't remember what year that was taken but I'm pretty sure that's several years old. And yeah, perhaps she still looks "mildly attractive" for most /v/irgins, hell I don't think she's awful looking, but she used to look WAY better.
>>715051370Me as the anon.
>>715051342already happened live
no I will not be posting the webm
>>715051372I'm going to throw up
>>715051328>You can't fool me; that's an old photo. I don't remember what year that was taken but I'm pretty sure that's several years old. And yeah, perhaps she still looks "mildly attractive" for most /v/irgins, hell I don't think she's awful looking, but she used to look WAY better.
>>715051361the perfect wife for high T males
>>715051297It's so confusing and strange and disorientating.
>>715051292He's light-skinned with the bleached curly anime looking hair. He wants to be white so badly, and you can tell he has a "white personality" so probably has a white parent.
>>715051328this one is from 9 weeks ago
>>715051125were 99% guys here that dont want to be feminine
but nice projection bro
>>715051368no, drugs are probably encouraged
>>715051417I'm going to need more information, anony
>being overtaken by The King
Have it YOUR way!
>>715051297>PicIs that a troon, /v/? my pee pee hard
>>715051467that belly makes me want to breed her
>>715051361The result of architectural work?
>implying this is the best BK game
>implying this can hold a candle to Sneak King
>>715051470>were 99% guysYou were 99% a guy? What's the percentage at now? 20%?
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Why do retards on the couch, particularly women, always try to get themselves over?
>>715051282You called it.
>I'm getting a burger king after this run
OF COURSE YOU ARE YOU FAT BITCH
>they're literally reading the thread
Wowee
>>715051443>cats allowed on the kitchen counterdropped
>>715051561what's she ordering
>>715051282She didn't even wait til it was over
>>715051537uuuuhhhhh youre so smart for adding that apostrophe, you really showed me!
>>715051519Based and correct
>>715051570Nah we're just saying the painfully obvious shit.
bro this runner is dogshit
>>715051502No, you moron. Try following a conversation.
i use twitch so little these days i just realized i could load a different stream when there are segments that are too cancerous
Your wife is the biggest alright.
>>715051624>adding that apostropheWhat apostrophe?
>>715051478He means that one with the two showrunners making out next to Corvimae. It's a bit late so I forget their names, but they think the camera isn't on them and make out for a minute straight, then another staffer shows up and starts scratching his ass.
>if i had a nickel...i wouldnt have muxh but weird it happened twice
do redditors not have that filtering neuron that says "no, thats not an original or funny joke. in fact its been done a million times and been beaten so far into the ground its reaching china and wasnt even funny the first time"
>my wife is the biggest
I can see
Lost to the King. Get fucked
>biggest Taco Bell fan
Emphasis on “biggest”
>i had a spreadsheet with how many taco bell visits i had
can this bitch think about anything but food
what the fuck?
>>715051670It isn't, GDQ is a joke.
I understand this game is bad, but his constant sloppiness seems beyond just the fault of the game.
>>715051670Dude let it go, let's just enjoy this amazing event and this amazing run
Imagine being so fat you need an excel sheet to track your taco bell visits
she sounds proud of her obesity and zero impulse control
>>715051670Skipping half the lap every lap on some courses.
this runner was dogshit, wtf was this?
God I can't imagine the stink he must suffer with having a taco bell slampig wife.
>>715051664>Try following a conversation.Hard 4 me bro, I have major autism and can barely read a sentence.
>>715051692I NEED to see this webbum
>>715051765C it was a run I guess
>>715051765C for chicken.
>>715051765A
Mostly because the entertainment value of the fat jokes ITT.
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>>715051765I'm doin' him a D
>>715051765D
shit runner, this dumbfuck isn't even on the leaderboards
>>715051747Her husband is an obese nerd and so is she. I'm sure they both enable each other, and a lot of obese people don't give a fuck that they're obese. If anything, they simply embrace it like they lack self-awareness. They really don't though, they just don't give a fuck.
She's fat and thinks she's beautiful probably because her husband thinks she's attractive, but he's an ugly fat fuck as well, so that's not much a of a yard stick.
>>715051690man u so smaht, only dum persons get context
>>715051361kinda cute here
but a little too big for me
>>715051765F for forgettable
>>715051765D
Very mediocre, not really a speedrun either.
>>715051694We heard a "I'm a simple man, I see ___, I donate" message just yesterday. They will continue doing those stock lines for years after they are popular comments.
>>715051642It's a well known fact that both the staff and the visitors monitor these threads anon
this guy is getting that bussy tonight, he's been on his ass since 4am
>>715051765D
It wasn't awful but also I'm not sure how it even counts as a speedrun.
>>715051885There's like one tech guy and then only the most pitiful, desperate attention whores like Brosentia.
>>715051904what is markiplier doing with medusa
>>715051361SOMEBODY once told me
>>715051502the point of his comment is to point out an actual girl dressing casually, compared to the trannies that are constantly round the clock in ridiculous faux-anime outfits with grandma's dress, bright red lipstick, a bow in their unwashed hair, knee high socks and random frilly bits.
>>715051904What the fuck is that creature?
>>715051904That thumbnail is actually horrifying, what the fuck
I thought that was the BG3 hag. Never post this again.
>audience doesn't react to the Gato song
They suck.
which one of you autists is yelling HIYAA in the audience
>>715051904Kinda cute, good for them!
>>715051904Is that really that dude's boyfriend/girlfriend thing? That's awful, like I can't imagine dating that. You can see the bones in their face, like it's sunk in from anorexia or some shit and they're walking around with a ton of rockstar make-up on. I honestly think they might be anorexic though because I saw their legs earlier and they are BONY like to the point it's impressive they can even stand up.
>Nubby's Number Factory is a 2025 roguelike strategy game
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TRANS RIGHTS HYOPPPEEEEE BECAUSE WE DIDN'T SAY IT ENOUGH ALREADY!
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>Up next: Nubbys
:)
>Random Seed Race
:(
>>715052042>any% Random Seed RaceI'm not so sure about this.
>>715051940They probably have an entire team doing both this place and other forums at the same time, and usually when there's a troonfest run the runner's friends flood this place to "own the chuds". At the very least you shouldn't forget the janny monitoring just these fucking threads 24/7
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>>715051983the only games the people attending actually know are reddit evil, soulsring, control, baldurs gate, horizon, last of us, and breath of the wild
>>715051983They call them normies
Knowing nothing about games
Why go to this convention
God they're so fucking lame...s
>>715052129Imagine the smell of rot
>>715052129How fucking down bad do you need to be to settle for that? Just buy a fucking real doll or become a furry, jesus.
>>715050276>It's just funny that it causes a few anons like you to get all whiny and moral while having your dicks out for half the marathon, lol.Why is this funny? You sound like the retard from the "yet you still participate in society" meme.
Am i being silly in feeling that this is one of the worst GDQs of all time?
What other words are they?
>dev being facetimed while on the toilet
>>715052114That's an impressive level of delusion for how utterly meaningless these threads actually are.
Oh goodie! Another Ad from some shitty indie slop game that like 20 people bought probably, and the developer is running it!
Go ahead and mark this as Z-tier for me. What a jackass.
>>715052202>one ofthe, easily.
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>>715052202you say that every year
>if you've ever seen a regular nubby run it's like that but different
Yeah bro more than the 4 people in your discord have ever heard of this game existing before just now.
this looks like one of those free flash games from 2005
>>715052272the statistics back up these statements
>>715052237>>715052291it was a fotm for a while settle down, I don't think this is an ad, but its one of those "bad on purpose" games
>>715051551i asked chatgpt to swap the faces of her and pete. sometimes ai just dont work well,but interesting the swapped face of hers looks like a retarded donkey
>>715052202Honestly yeah it's been incredibly dire. No wonder views have plummeted.
Why is moderator edenbun saying they love pegging in chat? I think I should report that
I FUCKIN KNOW WHAT PEGGLE IS
>>715052291You must've seen our guy Vinny play this at the least...
>this pregnancy test is a game changer folks
>>715052318I thought the developer himself was running it, but they have the developer on the phone. Also FotM slop is still slop, especially indie slop. I'd beat you $5 that less than 50 people bought this/played it, so I fail to see how it was "FotM"
>>715052235spoken like a true shill
i still remember the time kffc had to awkwardly hide her ass just because of one horny autist spamming these threads about how he can't wait to jerk off to her ass during the beat saber run
>>715052318>10k reviews on steamGuess I just can't keep up with what's popular with the kids anymore. If the rest of it is anything like this crap then thank god.
>>715052291umm our boy northernlion loves this game
>they're just gonna keep getting game overs for 30 mins
...
vampire survivors-like slop was the final blow for indie gamedev
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>>715052375>"Vinny"? Who the fuck is "Vinny"?
>>715052401>I still remember...2 days agoI mean, I'd hope so.
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>>715052356Fuck you're not lying.
>>715052387You would lose that bet
https://steamcharts.com/app/3191030
>>71505238710k reviews
275 in game
somehow
>>715052387>I'd beat you $5 that less than 50 people bought this/played it, so I fail to see how it was "FotM"nigga u dumb
Nobody in the audience even fucking knows what is going on or what they're looking at. They're just forced to watch it and try to get entertainment out of it.
>>715052414This shit got 10k reviews on Steam? I have never in my life heard of it, nor anyone I know has heard of it. I never saw anything about it on the internet. Kek
>>715052320nah, no, don't like it. Nope
They missed the obvious joke of
>"we're jacking off right now!"
Guys. Come on.
is the dev calling from an HVAC vent?
>>715052453not that one, the og beat saber run
>>715052320felt cute, might delete later
if you have a gdqcrush, let me know
TRANS RIGHTS
i watched a nubby run from a different marathon i forget which and it was any% random seed and he literally never won and they killed the run after it went over estimate
>>715047551>Oh shit that's an actual good game AnonNo, it's not. Have you played it past the first level?
>>715052356>report thatto who?
>>715052401You caught me Anon, I'm actually Sent, I've moved into a secret position to monitor /v/ at all times so we know what the true audience of GDQ wants, needs and thinks of our content. That way we can keep you coming back and donating as much as you do.
>>715052476Don't post sad stuff, post fun and happy stuff instead.
>>715052476this always happens to me. its one thing that i dont like blood, needles, veins, blood tests, etc. but i can suck it up mentally for the most part, but i get lightheaded and nearly pass out every time.
I have no idea what's going on
There must be a written rule that they can't do fun races anymore, and they must also be randomizers that no one knows
How many fucking races has it been for this event?
>>715052467>This shit got 10k reviews on Steam? I have never in my life heard of it, nor anyone I know has heard of it. I never saw anything about it on the internet. KekIt was talked about pretty extensively on /v/ for a week, and prior to that it was a favourite in next fest threads
>>715052560life is so kino
>>715052560What the fuck is that window made out of?
>>715052560people will talk about the car but i just dont get the magical anti upskirt properties of such short miniskirts. how do they never show anything physically HOW
>>715052560>Can't tell if underage>Looks 20 and 10 at the same time Also was breaking the windshield meant to happen? Is that even their car? I have no context. She's gotta be like fucking 4'8 or some shit. She's incredibly short.
>>715052553hope you get fired for getting caught
>>715052663Heavier at the bottom.
>>715052553Hope you get promoted for being based
>>715052663She knows how to move to make sure it never shows anything.
>>715052672Yes. She does it on purpose to ragebait for attention and it 100% works. The cost of replacing the window is easily offset by however much she'd earn from a short that gets millions of views and comments.
who allowed this run this is absolutely shit
the race just ended you can stop the run now
>he/him
>he/they
Doesn’t even make fucking sense. It should be he/them if anything.
>>715052767Ah, so she's some slutty tiktok influencer girl? And she just breaks expensive shit and wears slutty clothing, but makes money off it so it doesn't matter? Surprised she doesn't just do OnlyFans, unless she does that as well.
I was looking forward to the silly block but it's mostly garbage so far
>>715052794youre looking for reason in a cult based on feelings
>>715052794Whoa there, cowthem
Don't go assuming people's pronouns
>>715052514Twitch staff > click name > report > sexual content
>>715052202no this one is easily the worst ever, unironically
Did the guy on the left have to completely start over?
>>715052858wtf I did that and they said she was getting a promotion
>>715052884this will be a dnf
>>715052884Did he start over? I couldn't tell, shit just feels like visual noise to me.
>>715052884yes and the guy on the right just tried to throw the run on purpose
>>715048614>>715048659>>715048879Really ? The fuckers ever did something good ?
That’s fucking amazing lmao
>>715052884>>715052925another exhilarating race.
Did he just fucking read that donation? KEK
>Penis joke
>Masturbation joke
BANNED
>>715052595Nothing in the rules is against it. I guess they had nobody apply for runs anymore expect what we get now.
>>715052970What happen
Huh
Guys
I have absolutely no idea what is going on
This game has a free demo on steam.
I am playing right now.
It is very fun
>>715052990PREGNANCY TEST HOOOOOOOOYP
these guys are pandering hard to you, /v/
is it working?
Why do they have to keep using "nubby" as a reference for a penis?
this game was made by a tranny btw
>>715053063No, stuff is happening on the screen but I'm not taking any of it in.
>>715052990>>715053090right in the nubby, if you catch my drift
>Twitch chat is currently talking about ejaculating, and the mods are fine with it
Kek
>>715052794>>715052841Use your brains for a second, it means "I'm fine if you use either he or they"
>>715053102>stop download immediately Phew close one
>>715053151You got me to respond.
>ESA reruns is Command & Conquer
I'm just watching that
is this fun? looks kinda shit
>>715053187GROUNDBREAKING question never asked before
HAHA DICKS PENIS COCK IN MY ASS MASTURBATION EACH OTHERS PENISES AND SUCKING SICK NAKES HAIRY HOT MEN GAY SEX HAHA EPIC
>bra strap
um yikes guys, oof....it was a different time...
>>715047720>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/699911849/#699912215Here is my modified version to lower the volume instead of muting
https://pastebin.com/BAadLRip
a muffin made me do it
The guy on the right's build is just going to instalose if he rolls the final boss who sets pegs to 1
>>715053212so...that means you got the answer?
>>715053187Specifically to annoy you, and anybody who loses their mind when anybody uses the word "they" to refer to a person.
>>715053151i simply choose not to interact with people like this
>>715052990its a peggle roguelike, they have to hit a certain quota of score with their balls per stage, they get a new ball if they clear the quota with a certain amount of points. There are items they get that change how pegs change value, or pop other pegs etc
>>715053230>a muffin made me do itFwahahahahahahaha
>random chanting is going to last the rest of the event
I'm retroactively changing my AEW rating to ZZZ-
>>715053212>>715053258You seem upset at the question.
Why?
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