Thread 715041646

Now: Silly Block

Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
Previous thread: >>715033973

first for trans rights

>15k viewers
lol

What are the yellow runs in the schedule?

what even is this run?

>16,79€

Really?

>>715042043
silly block (aka summer awful block)

Another low-effort 'meme game' with low-effort speedrun.
Wish people would stop buying this shit.

>>715042107
Oh. But most of the games have been awful already.

We're here
>>715041436
>>715041436

>>715042165
the awful is invasive at gdq

>>715042182
naw, we in the properly named thread

>>715041646 (OP)
I'm in

>>715042237
its only you

I hope all the runners remembered to take their PREP before the epic after party

>>715042439
only recycled condoms

Games that are purposefully bad like this are not fun to watch.
Nubby, though? It's actually gonna be a gem. Nubby is like the Snood of the modern century.

I hate women, men pretending to be women and dogs.

>only 19.8k views
It's over.

>>715042865
audience is pretty full

Rate An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs, I guess.

Are they not allowed to call it Awful Block anymore because it might hurt some developer's fragile ego? Is calling something awful toxic?

>>715043301
D - dog

>>715043315
Agdq - awful block
Sgdq - silly block

>>715043315
Apparently also because it's all ironically bad boring Steam asset flips instead of kusoge now.

bro this sucks

Mario Paint about to be a quintuple S

donies inc

Buffalo_Beetus.

Is this the thread why is it so slow

TRANS RIGHTS HOOOOOOOYPE!

TRANS SHITES

TRANS ROIGHTS

>>715046398
> couch fighting for its literal furnitural life

>shoutouts to all the discord kittens
huh?

>>715046790
*migs into thread*
*heems you*

the ten gallon hat matches his ten gallon gut

>>715046790
MIGGERS ON THE HORIZON!!!

>donies
>YEEEEEEEEEHAW
>makes tourists seethe

Yep, quality run that. Thank you America.

I was born in texas and this overuse of y'all is deeply offensive to me

>>715046868
very zesty

>>715046689
nta but same question

will the hercules game be based?

>>715046895
Boone'd be a drain on an interesting run, but silly block is always carried by soulful host/couch.

He elevated what'd be a C-grade to an S-grade just from pure energy. I love that cowboy.

>>715046895
>cowbow chanting trans rights
I'm not sure if that's american as fuck or anti american at this point

ngl id suck everyone on the mario paint crew

Life is like a migger~
Here in old migs~
I hate fucking miggers~
Miggers suck dick~

>>715046953
yes the accent is real
but not as wide spread as you may think

How much does it cost to get your indie game advertised through a 'speedrun' on this event do you think? And on ESA?

Any FFXIV players in chat?

I'm cuddling with my grown ass man EB right now (in-Eorzea ofc) while watching :3

>>715046895
>heh... i will ironically rate shit runs high grades... us old guard can obviously tell good runs from bad ones just by looking at the game names on the chart

Spoony mentioned

>>715047049
not really something you pay for, not with money at least

>arrives
>YEEHAWS
>leaves

>>715047049
just be friends with the event organizers on discord

>>715047049
just hope an autist latched onto your game and he'll do it for free

Mario Paint wasn't even in the submissions.

>>715047062
Dropped after endwalker. Get rid of wuk lamat or whatever the fuck its’ name is, and i might be back
Also listening to Titania’s theme whole morning

>>715047097
>big waffle iron on his hip

>>715047097
Reminder that he didn't say trans rights and just paused for a second before screaming ...OKAY

I thought it was all 4 chapters? When did they gut it?

>>715047064
you sound retarded

>>715047153
hello, are you me?

I wonder how all those freaks with non-existing gender pronouns feel like when they have to show their ID to get their badge to the event and it says "man".

>fuck
>yo
>couch
>MIGGA

This is the story of a time long ago – a time of myth and legend.
When the ancient gods were petty and cruel, and they plagued mankind with suffering, only one man dared to challenge their power.
HERCULES
Hercules possessed a strength the world had never seen – a strength surpassed only by the power of his heart.
He journeyed the Earth – battling the minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera, the all-powerful queen of the gods.
But wherever there was evil, wherever an innocent would suffer, there would be Hercules.

>>715047185
They need donations for chapters 3/4, please understand

>I know my own name
clearly not

>>715047174
>didn't toe the line
he's not coming back

>>715047185
bonus incentive for half a million dollars in the final hours
fund that and they'll release the rest of the run from prison

>>715047196
I too like to imagine things that have never happened as well

>>715047153
idek wym I just play to have e-sex lol. Do people actually take FFXIV seriously as a game?

>Hercuwes
That's it I'm voting Z

>>715047229
anger is enjoyable when you share it with people

>runner has a wascally wabbit voice and a couch of fat guys
Kino incoming?

>>715047236
For some reason I think that the Satan bit last GDQ was sincere and he doesn't like saying it, either.

chat is already seething about sorbo

>7fps
Yup, it's an N64 game.

is he going to hunt wabbits in this game

Who enjoys 64 shovelware enough to speedrun it

The same thing that happened with GDQ happened with the charts. It got too popular and lost its original purpose.

>>715047308
>Wascallay Wabbit
Okay I'm changing my vote purely on this alone lmao

>>715047330
BAN THIS GAME NOW!!!

>textures smeared to shit with Vaseline
Yup, it's an N64 game.

I remember this game from my N64 magazines. It's an OoT clone? I don't think it got a very good rating.

>>715047062
I have been raidlogging for the last few months.
I don't even like this tier (except M5s)

>>715047153
Wuk Lamat is getting Lyse'd next patch unless they go full retard since dawntrail is ending.

>>715047308
It's a regional variant of the pannenkoek voice.

for a minute i thought it was going to be disney's hercules

morning, bros. did this get a soundpost?

That was a fuckin cucco sound effect from Ocarina of Time

>>715047417
I thought it was going to be this hercules game

>>715047406
when is TJ "Henry" Yoshi going to do a run?

dude looks like spoony

>>715047462
or thats a stock sound that ocarina of time used

I'm a retarded migger

>>715047417
*sip*
Ahh, now there was a good tie-in game

I'll go play some VNs and make something to eat.
Holler if you need me anons

>>715047480
holy shit he does

>>715047471
Oh shit that's an actual good game Anon

>>715047417
That's also a good Herc game lul

>>715047480
spoony looks like the penguin

>she
serious mental issues.

>>715047485
yeah but don't use the SAME sound effect when you're already copying OOT for your game

>>715047236
He'll be back. He's been here for several events, even through the palestine and acab phases. The staff like him, the channel mods love him because the crowd he draws is unhinged but not homestuck-unhinged, and shockingly he doesn't sexually harass or act degenerate towards women onsite.

WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVE

outshined by it's own spinoff, Xena Warrior Princess

>>715047518
unironically a fun game that wasn't too challenging
one of the few games I beat in my childhood.

>Gets uncomfortable when his couch calls the game shit
We have with us an autist who happens to be the game's only fan. Finally, an actual speedrun, thought it would be another awful lets play.

>>715047471
EXCUSE ME, HADES, COULD YOU SPEAK UP A BIT?

i think lisps are funny

Just tuned in. What is this?

>>715047518
Old Disney games were something else. Aladdin will always be my fave of that batch.

>Horse Cock incentive

WTF?

>le quirky and funny horse cosplay
fucking hell

>>715047649
he/him

>>715047417
I believe you mean Disney's Action Game featuring Hercules.

i got the "auto mute when pixel value changes" thing working with livestreamer and mpv and made it so it just reduces the volume to 5% because it's a bit unpleasant when it cuts out completely
thank you anon who posted that in the last thread

>>715047664
we/wim

where are tapioca's pronouns

Isn't this a really large crowd for 5AM for a meme game?

>>715047649
Wayne's World he/him

>>715047684
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/699911849/#699912215

>>715047257
>When you check-in with the check-in desk at the event, you will receive a badge. In order to pick up a badge, you must have a valid government issued photo ID (passport, drivers license, state ID, etc).

>The United States will recognize only two sexes, male and female, that are unchangeable, U.S. President Donald Trump ordered on Monday as he moved to quickly end a range of policies aimed at promoting racial equity and protecting rights for 2SLGBTQ+ people.
>The order requires the government use the term "sex" rather than "gender," while mandating that identification documents issued by the government, including passports and visas, be based on what it described as "an individual's immutable biological classification as either male or female."

>>715047703
bo/ba

The troon host is ruining the run.

WET WILLY WET WILLY

>>715047715
awful/silly block is a staple
of course they're ruining it with those lame "indie" pc games that are trying too hard to be funny

>>715047471
COUPLE A HUNDRED OF THEM

>>715047703
pwonouns

Why is the rating of Katamari so divisive? I didn't see the run myself

>>715047761
each one of the games on silly block has lost at least a full letter grade because of the host.

>>715047715
normal for awful games block

A LITTLE WUDE

So this games like an asset swap of ocarina of time

>>715047772
couple a WHAT?

>>715047771
yeah its only funny with old games. new post-ironic slop is not funny...

>>715047795
cringe game for toddlers

why don't women ever have this impediment, only men?

>>715047842
Good luck!

I mean... good luck!

>>715047684
Nice. The only reason I haven't used that is because it will feel like cheating when I rate the run. Also Nice

>>715047795
Transgender Americans hate Haru due to cute aggression

Thewe awe some vewyy impowtant wights you know?
Twans. Wights.

>cyclops

HERCULES

WHERE ARE YOU HERCULES

>>715042556
how are a bunch of dickless trannies going to fuck each other?

Get out of our home?

>>715047875
This 100%, they're also mad he doesn't do the cutesy voice.

wee waa wowa wee wa wowa! WANS WIIGHTS!

>>715047928
>RUN YOU FAGGOT!

>>715047795
Cat

>>715047884
Feminus Dickus

weally long climb

Shut the FUCK UP!
I know how to climb a fuckin ladder!

HERCULES

LOOK FOR BONUSES IN THE TREES

>>715047928
Great fuckign game no cap, loved the variety in the levels. And the theme kicks ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPxo6TD7_w

>just she
What does that mean?

jesus christ this dude needs speech therapy

>>715047742
THWOW HIM TO THE FLOOW! MOST WOUGHLY!

>>715048016
Why? Speech impediments are super cute.

>>715048021
He needed a parent that cared about how he communicated with people. Sad.

>>715048021
>Thewapy

I looked this guy up. He calls himself a 'game dev' so I was interested to see what he's made. But as far as I can tell he's just the "community manager" for a Canadian game publisher.

what the fuck is this accent

I RUN HEWCULES THE LEGENDAWY JOUWNEYS

Ah, I see we have a tranny on the mic for the host. Great. I already can't stand that voice.

>open stream
>see this
>close stream

>>715047964
Scwotus Absentius.

>>715048060
gold star post

"her" voice makes my brain hurt

RUN.

>>715048059
Sorry what was that, sir?

>>715048068
Uhm I think you replied to the wrong, Anon, sweetie. Also can you please get those knockers out of my face, I'm married (to my 2D waifu). Thanks.

>>715048118
Uhh, that's not one of the pronouns!

>>715047859
they do, but as kids they're railroaded much harder into speech therapy to correct it due to social images. women who haven't completely shaken it often sound like they're doing "baby speak" or like they constantly have have sinus problems. if you want a perfect example, go on yt and listen to the girl with round glasses from the react pack speak for even a minute.

>>715048128
You're next

>>715048128
Nice knowing you.

>>715048060
And the framerate is STILL this bad.

>>715048068
meant for
>>715048021

>>715048131
It's okay anon, she doesn't have to know.

>>715048154
>Go on JewTube
>"Reaction" slop
Go to bed zoomie you have school tomorrow

having a severe speech impediment at 35 is not cute, its sad

Why does one of the people on the couch have no pronouns? Did he not feel comfortable giving them? I wasn't aware you could opt out of that, figured GDQ MADE YOU put down pronouns.

>>715048173
Out of all the attendees, it's crazy that it ever gets this empty for a 24/7 event.

Dang I missed out on the Pokemon sw/sh run, how was it?

>>715048218
yawn
35 and independent contractor for streaming studios in LA. project harder.

>>715048173
What was the context?

>>715048270
I have the same problem... All my Rs are Ws...

i have a gweat fwiend in wome named hewcuweez

>>715048019
>>just she
>What does that mean?

I do it for she

I love she

etc.

>>715048271
I think it's just encouraged strongly

huh this game looks like shit I wonder who develop-
>Titus Interactive

>>715048291
That's a funny way of saying you're a jew.

This run is actually really cute

Now imagine this guy in Spartacus: Blood & Sand.
>Da Thwacian, Spawtacus

goddamn n64 games are so disgustingly ugly

>>715048351
Tittus?

>>715048362
kek

>>715048362
>do you stand fucking Woman?

>>715048365
just squint and they look awesome

I see this autistic is back this year. He's been a regular for a few years now, and he always has to sit in the front row with his fucking pikachu blanket. There used to be this fat woman who would sit in the front row with like three fucking blankets as well, like she was going to freeze to death.

>>715048271
you can absolutely opt out
however, to those in the "know," not listing yours is viewed as a potential dogwhistle that you're not an "ally" and probably means the vetting crew will dig into your online presence a bit more

>Runner has a terrible fucking lisp

Poor bastard. Or is that an accent? Either way it sounds like he had a stroke.

>>715048351
DISAPPOINTEEEEEEED

>>715048431
Bring back the fat chick with the flappy-eared hat.
You never know what you've got til it's gone

>>715048309
the crowd cam between runs was 100% empty at like 2am so Waldo sat down, laughed and got up again

this powerpoint framerate is ridiculous

>>715048475
he's also Canadian, so maybe.

>>715048351
I had Titus the Fox on Amiga as a kid, it was a really cute but impossibly difficult platformer.

>>715048475
Worse, he's Canadian, don't worry, MAID will take care of him

>>715048472
Is it that Tapioca person? They look like a massive homosexual/tranny to me, so I'm shocked they didn't put down pronouns. They might not feel comfortable outing themselves or something.

>>715048354
agnostic, formerly catholic
anything else you'd like a (you) for?

twans wights

>>715048362
and what of gwood sowonwius?

>>715048475
>stwoke

>>715048493
for me it's shirtless floppy wiener guy

>>715048362
>Once again da Gods spwead da cheeks and wam cock in fucking assh!

>>715048493
Didn't she get banned from the event? Do they ban people for attention seeking in the front row? Is it listed as a distraction or something? Seems kind of harsh to ban someone for that. I believe the autistic air-drumming bald guy got banned from the events as well.

>>715048475
He most likely has an overbite that he never got fixed.

>>715048614
No, they just told her she couldn't wear hats anymore, things exploded with drama from both ends, I think in the end GDQ relented because Captain Matty was getting shat on, on reddit.

>all this bullying
I'm definitely never submitting to a live event unless I can sit there in complete silence...

>>715041646 (OP)
>Open stream
>Tranny announcer
Yep not watching this shit

>>715048614
GDQ: You must be hype in the audience.
Hat girl: flappy flappy flappy
GDQ: NOT LIKE THAT.

Towano

>>715048536
>I started questioning G‑d around the time of my Bar Mitzvah. I identified as an agnostic shortly after, an ideology that I still hold today. But I still feel Jewish. And this leads me to my question: Would you consider a self-proclaimed agnostic Jewish?
First result on Google, kike.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TRANNY

>>715048684
A toast to the stick guys

>>715048601
what a qt
would suck his nips

silky smooth cinematic FPS

I thought this game would have more dungeons given it's an OoT copy, just seems to be nothing but countryside and villages.

>canadian
>tranny
>elmer fudd speech impediment
kek

thwow him to the gwound, centwuwion

>>715048773
He's not a tranny.

>>715048776
Super cute male-pattern chinbones there

>>715048776
>we'll respect peoples boundaries... unless...

>>715048535
desu you're most likely correct
I was more referring to the other people who haven't listed theirs, but are obviously cis men
point is, yeah they don't force people to provide pronouns, as much as /v/ likes the idea

>>715048759
Speak of the Devil

>>715048773
He's not a tranny. He just has long hair with shitty red highlights and isn't very attractive. I thought he was a tranny at first glance because it looks like a man trying to look more feminine. I thought he was also wearing make-up.

>>715048614
>>715048676
https://x.com/SporadicErratic/status/1808727517219434703

Staff said "No Fun Allowed"
Honestly at the time I thought it was annoying lolcow behaviour. I still think that now but it was part of the magic yknow? Just saccharine amerimutt puritanical "Good Vibes"

>obvious shit game
>see, this is proof n64 and 3d are bad
2D boomers who cant understand 3D space are insufferable.

>>715047859
>>715048218
>>715048354
>>715048702
>WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN
>JEWS JEWS JEWS
The sanest /v/ user

>>715048776
What do you want to bet his "BIPOC" audience is precisely zero?

>>715048858
bro is so shiny

>>715048858
Yes he is, he's trying to use uwu speak.

>>715048845
Almost feels worth looking at the submission form for next time just to figure out for sure.

>>715048858
It's a slippery slope, why the fuck would you get red highlights if you look like shit in the first place?

>>715048886
Wait till you hear about the Jewish Women

>>715048907
He just has a speech impediment.

>>715048776
>sparkwing garbage qween

>>715048907
how are you so chronically online you don't recognize a speech impediment?

Do you guys think he's on the path to tr00ning out or is he just a little weird

>>715048702
lol so we're just gonna pretend I didn't say catholic eh? cheers lad. I'm sure the jews will continue to haunt your wallet and dreams.

Mawwiage

>>715048879
It just seemed weird to me that there is where the drew the line, when they'd gone out of their way to draw attention to her, and the theater kid staff are much more obnoxious than a dumb hat.

magic powtal

So youw fathew was a woman?

>Meat is the healthiest food of all

Ohhh, he's gonna TRIGGER the vegans/vegetarians in the chat.

appwes
beew
bwead

Nice to see we're playing with a modern framerate.

>>715048958
Yes.

>>715048958
in an alternate timeline he did

>>715048946
>>715048940
Twanny wover

>>715048958
Nah given the couch is all fat guys who unironically love N64 games, I think he's just weiwd

does this chick have brain damage or something
why does she talk like that

>>715049008
kek

>>715048918
YOU GOTTA GET THAT LE GRUNGE LOOK WITH THE COLORED BLACK HAIR FROM THE EARLY 2000'S.

I honestly figured he was trying to rock some shitty metal/goth look, even though that fell out of style as far back as 2012-2013.

I hope chartanon calls it something like Hercuwes :The Wegendary Journey, like he did with King's Qwest

>>715048994
Oh I am triggered alright.

>>715048994
Based.

This dungeon design sure is something.

>>715049052
Kind of looks like he's trying to do a John Romero.

You can really see where Dark Soul's got its inspiration.

Why is this in the awful block?

>>715049027
When I was a child I didn't know retarded people existed

I met someone with Down Syndrome and thought they were putting on a funny act, like Special Ed from Crank Yankers.

>>715048776
>no followers
>overweight
>Intersectionality and hyper-feminine language is his personality
I have no problem believing this person is a judgemental bully to everyone he meets IRL

hun take a hint, you are not on the couch

>go to sleep
>wake up after 8h
>it's another tranny
At least the last one was hot and had hairy armpits.

>>715049089
Heiw Hitwuh

>>715049018
Half of those will have trooned out in the next 3 years though

why is this still going on

>>715049162
good morning Anon did you sleep well

i just noticed the estimate

>>715049052
I mean just look at that event, it's groomers grooming groomers at this point this shit is getting out of hand, dilation stations really? lmao

HERCUWES

GWEECE IS IN DANGEH

>>715049175
Nah the beetus will get them first

>>715049027
What chick?

All you gotta leave is MONEY.

>>715049069
Oh, he definitely will.

>>715049162
You missed the muscle mommy one.

Choke city.

>tenuwous gwasp on weawity
Kino

>>715048917
I mean you can, but I'm speaking as someone who's worked with the staff via contracts before; they also don't force runners/commentary to provide twitch handles or plug their channels if they don't want to... although I will say that this year, they made all volunteers provide their active social platforms to the vetting crew. /v/ outed nicholegoodnight's fansly last time, and honestly I'm pretty sure that's why she's not around this event. and no, you don't wanna see those pictures.

>>715049069
chartanon = ick on eck guy btw

>>715049303
None whiter.

>>715049273
Was there an actually good run in the meantime? I fell asleep during the stupid rhythm game.
>>715049184
Good morning, slept terribly.

>>715049273
>muscle mommy
shhh don't say it or that one guy from the other thread will get butthurt and call you a tourist

Can anyone post the latest chart? Please and thank you.

>that deep "hey"
kek

>>715049327
the wrestling game and mario paint were great

>>715049346
announcer went FTM for a second there

>>715049346
He went full male voice again, oops.

>>715049342
Here you go

>>715049287
>and no, you don't wanna see those pictures.
You do if you like fat chicks. She looks pretty nice to me but she's shaved everywhere.

I don't support putting whores in these events though.

>>715049287
It sucks, because she has the nicest voice of all of the commentators. Pure ASMR tier.

hay is fow howses

>>715049346
Sounds like the average english VA desu senpai.

HEY

>>715049340
Be stwong wike Hercuweez

>>715049361
>>715049358
1 second apart, kino

I would have loved this game as a kid.

>>715049386
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL intensifies

I suddenly feel nauseous and it's 100% from the having to hear the host talk so much. Every time it speaks, I feel ill.

>>715049386
*vrrrrrrrm*

just 30 more minutes of this

>>715049342
here you go anon =)

kek

Sorry for what?

"fuhgive me"
"dat fishuh woman"
"wew gonna go tawk to summon"
"i'm sowwie"
Fucking Elmer Fudd on the mic over here.

>>715049287
eh I've had worse. Fat chicks give better head innit

>>715049486
"making games is hawud, y'all"

>>715049361
>>715049358
>>715049346
clip?

>>715049387
I wiww do my awtmost to be bwave wike the wegends

>>715049473
This GDQ could have been skipped and nothing would have been missed.

Dis is the stowy of a time wong ago, a time of mywth and wegend, when the ancwent gowds were petty and cwuel, and they pwagued mankiwnd with suffewing. Onwy one man dawed to chawwenge their powew: Hercuwes! Hercuwes possessed a stwength the worwd had nevew seen, a stwength suwpassed onwy by the powew of his heart

>>715049481
This run has similar energy.

>he had very little memory left
>he simply ran out of time
>he was released from the hospital way before he should have been

You know, if I had a speech impairment, I don't think I'd make streaming my career.

>>715049473
>super mario odyssey
QRD?

The stock magic chimes sound is driving me crazy.

>>715049549
gained a full grade from me just for that

>kingdom hearts gets double asterisks for trannies
>look and speak like normal people
>quake, wolfenstein, katamari, etc are actual freaks
>no tranny asterisk
chartfags biases slowly become apparent

>>715049510
https://youtu.be/XO1klBtIzn8?feature=shared&t=762

>>715049473
>that 4 hour "run" with that corvimae tranny freak with cheek implants
that run was so bad it made me go outside

>>715049372
>>715049494
I stand corrected. not personally into severe folliculitis on women's breasts, but that's a me problem. and she certainly has quite the toy collection.

>>715049375
as far as I know she's not been let go, however she very publicly acknowledged /v/ outed her, so the absence this event makes sense.

>>715049287
The funny thing is it wouldn't have made a difference since she didn't link it on her twitter or anything.

Weird that some of /v/ took such issue with her being a host as some kind of moral conflict with that.
>>715049375
She did voice porn stuff too, like that JOI stuff or whatever.

>>715049453
>he doesn't have the stream muted for the entire event
I simply watch the run and create the runners' voice in my mind based on how the thread mocks them

>>715049287
https://coomer.su/fansly/user/560959679153315840 in case you actually wanna see the pics

>>715049618
whole game looks like it was made with stock assets. I feel bad for nint0ddlers, this is what they were stuck with as kids while us Playstation Chads were playing Crash games and Tekken 3.

>>715049649
>that run was so bad it made me go outside

>Canadian
That explains it.

>Sent was promoted to Director of Programming
>Only makes ONE appearance at the finale on Sunday

Damn, I wonder how much GDQ is paying him? It's gotta be a lot. I guess you could say he got lucky with staying on at GDQ after everyone left. He was probably already making decent money. I figured the older staff members like KFFC, Spike, and Sent were all getting paid pretty well. I know Spike streams, so probably gets money from that as well. I think KFFC streams as well, think she made tutorial videos that Twitch uses.

>>715049673
I more or less do the same.

>>715049682
Actually made me feel physically repulsed

>>715049673
I like the runners funny lisp, but the rest is kind of bad. I've had no choice but to lower the volume down to cope since it actually has made me feel sicky.

>blocks lava with his bare hands
A demigod...

>>715049727
she sucked at taking pics, but at least her nips are nice.

>>715049719
Stick around long enough and you're bound to be promoted eventually.
This is pretty much true of real jobs too.

>>715049473
Add to Titanfae that she was actually hot and hairy and worth watching.

>>715049649
Same, I went for a bike ride, had a great workout and came back just as it ended.

>>715049483
Thanks, I'm not gay tho.

>>715049745
He Dragon Ball'd that shit

>>715049719
anon, he's showed up during multiple prize segments so far...

>>715049287
I can't blame GDQ for telling a host with porn pics to take a hike

THIS TROON IS INSUFERABLE

Shut the fuck up

Aww he must do is finish undeh estimate and dis wan is an S

Jesus, she's transitioning as we speak.

This host really decided he was the main character huh?

>>715049526
that's what I've been doing, watched the comfy ESA with anons but I've only been coming to these threads to check the chart for any worthwhile runs to check out

>>715049719
I still feel bad for him, he's actually pretty knowledgeable about stuff like RPG running, which came as a bit of a surprise when he showed up and was commentating on the bit of the FF relay race that Das was running.

>>715049287
>>715049375
>>715049659
> /v/ outed nicole
honestly I think that was just her trying to spin this as "evil hacker 4chan was out to get me".
I believe she just wanted to make it look like some deeply hidden stuff so she could spin herself as a victim to farm some sympathy points.
Her shit was just out in the open

>>715049759
No.

>every single indie game is trannies
remember this everytime anon tries to tell you to stop playing AAA games and support the heckin indies

>>715049669
>Weird that some of /v/ took such issue with her being a host as some kind of moral conflict with that.
How the fuck is it weird not to want to engage with literal whores who take money for porn and/or sex and have them around your escapism hobbies?

>hey
https://www.youtube.com/embed/bc0sJvtKrRM

>take headphones off because host is talking non stop
>put them on a few minutes later
>host is still talking and hasn't stopped yet

>tune back in
>the hercules run was 1 hour and still going
>host starts talking
>tune out
Been like this for the whole awful block and most of the event really
At least I can plow through all the seasonal anime that piled up during ESA week

it just doesnt stop

>>715049526
>>715049803
I's an intermission for me between ESA and the main event of ASM+Dogwater.

Not that ASM will have anything for the tourists, even Dogwater probably won't have much to their taste.

Wow thanks for explaining the memory line, donator. It was really obtuse.

heres your "she"

>>715049596
Co-op run, good tech, good skill, kino hard skip completed at the end, overall good run

>>715049829
>and have them around your escapism hobbies?
While the threads obsess over which host/announcer/runner they fancy, including her, lol.

The female announcer really fucked up this run for me honestly. I was enjoying the "crappy old 3d platformer" thing until she started her fucking yapping

>>715049776
I've just been popping in and out so far, so I didn't know. I was looking at the schedule, and he's only listed as appearing at the finale.

>>715049804
Scent would have known the Epoch's name while shilling the merch, unlike that oni demon thing they have. Oh and Mr Game N Shout

Is Aphrodite in the game?

HEY
Nothing you can SAY

Sickened but also erect.

Who is Hercules' favourite musume?

>>715049907
>Female
youve somehow been fooled, anon.

this is far too long for silly block

>>715049950
but the entire game is silly

>>715049950
Where does it say that silly block must contain only short low effort slop?

>>715049946
looks like a serial killer's found footage

>>715049946
that explains why they're so obnoxious, i suppose.

DAVID GROHL! That's who I was racking my brain trying to figure out who the runner looks like. Beardless David Grohl

>>715049918
He even runs/ran Gurumin, he was the hero we deserved but never got.
https://www.twitch.tv/dragonsentinal/about

HORSE PUSSY

>>715049946
"she"'s manlier than hercules

>>715049981
Did you not hear him saying ''hey'' in male voice

>>715049985
>Dave Gwohl

>>715049950
>this is far too wong for siwwy bwock
Fixed it for you.

in an earlier thread i said i wouldn't bother with the stream starting at least from airport alien until pocketbike
looks like that decision easily worked out, i see plenty of anons struggling otherwise

>>715049905
Yes? What is the problem? Let me guess, you sell porn of yourself and think it's normal too?

>>715049926
>I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!

>>715050015
It's disturbing how many troons there are in this event, like what the fuck is wrong with society right now. I'm being serious by the way.

>>715049920
what a show

>>715050058
That voiceline played in my head before I was done reading your post.

>>715050036
Should have watched Mario Paint, it was short but it was a trio of dudes who have rapidly become a favorite over the last few years.

Is this that game God of War stole the block pushing mechanic from.

>im shook yall, banger, crashing out, unc, fire, cinema
the way these people forcefully insert current slang into every sentence is the most inhuman, forced, fake, awakward, robotic, insincere, disingenuine shit ever. i cant even properly express it or rhink od enoufh adjectives for it. its revolting

>>715050065
>the humble venn diagram of autism, troon, and speedrunning

>>715050092
>or rhink od enoufh
how can you run this game and post at the same time?

>>715049797
What's the sauce on this, anyway?

this shit is boring and too long. it's like 30 fps too.

>>715050083
That was the worst run from the past 6 hours. I'm so grateful it was only 10 minutes long.

>>715050092
It's hard being relevant when you're balding

>>715050150
>30

>>715050150
More like 5 fps, but what 30fps feels to me.

>>715050140
game so easy that the runner is posting in the thread heh

>>715050047
most onlyfans """""""porn""""""" is softcore slop
literally no different from myspace 20 years ago except for retards who pay for it

HEY

>>715050150
>30 fps

>>715050092
>>715050140
Kek. This is what this block should be like

does someone have anon's mute script for mpv from last year?

>>715050182
Kek, same
>me playing a 30 fps-locked console game after being used to my 200 fps PC games.

>>715050092
It's the last place people go to be original. They're always gonna be a few years behind because they need to make sure everything they say is approved by the court of jesters known as the GDQ staff.

>>715050150
bro its barely half of that don't pretend

>>715050140
i weply whenever theres a bweak but i dont use spellcheck or fix my typing ewwows

>>715049795
"Oh my god I love this event"
"Oh my god I love having people pay the slightest bit of attention to me"

I love how some trannies just try VERY hard to sound feminine to the point that you can tell it's fake and super obnoxious. They're probably trying to compete with actual biological women who actually sound attractive when talking.

>>715049453
that's what you get for not using the auto mute script.

>>715050165
>>715050182
>>715050205
>>715050246
really

>>715050047
It's just funny that it causes a few anons like you to get all whiny and moral while having your dicks out for half the marathon, lol.
>Let me guess, you sell porn of yourself and think it's normal too?
No, suspicious why you'd ask though. Are you propositioning me anon? Are you after feet pics like with the Plum VA or something?

>>715050197
Oh of course I remember posting myself with dragon dildos up my ass on Myspace, everyone else did it too, even your granny, don't be a prude goy, it's free money.

I just woke up and the first thing I hear is the announcers voice. Now my day is going to be fucked.

>block puzzle
>its just herc kicking the blocks into place
ok that was funny

A gweat and mwighty dwagon

>>715050286
Big of you to admit it.

>>715050290
Cheew up anonomows

>>715050230
I think I've learned to subconsciously block them out. It's just Peanut's adult voices while I can hear the runner and game completely

>>715050256
I used to know a troon IRL who would do this. It had an extremely creepy "trying-to-sound-cute" voice, but I guess to itself it sounded like a real girl. I don't know how to confront these people without encouraging them to suicide so I just went along with it.

This run probably would have been comfy if not for the donation reader.

as shit as this game looks, it looks more appealing than "hold right" snes platformer #1817992644

>>715050286
>admitting this

>>715050290
Don't worry anon, next run is going to make your day worse :)

I kinda respect the devs for attempting something ambitious for a tie-in game for a TV show, even if they fell hilariously short.

>>715049920
The fun which older television used to have...

>>715050270
i bet you were also going to say it looks like a ps2 game, frogkun

>>715049669
honestly I wasn't here when it happened so I can't say I saw /v/'s opinion, I just know it happened, and now suddenly this event the management required people to list their socials for vetting, and she's not hosting.

sort of like the other anon, I found her hosting pleasant when I was around for work, but otherwise I don't care. not into her but also not offended by her side-gigs.

>>715050214
I never thought a few mins of Buffalo_Boone would filter an anon so hard he'd fruitlessly try to spam the ratings

>>715050254
These fags are literally just there to read out donations and advertise, but they think they're just as important to the event as the people running the games and deserve equal attention.

dilation done quick

>>715050358
This entire event is rage bait and you can’t convince me otherwise

I don't usually comment on the tranny shit but it's been ramped up to 11 this event. They're obviously doing it as a "FUCK YOU ORANGE MAN" thing as well. This isn't a speedrun event anymore it's a political event at this point.

I really can't stand the announcers SCREECHING about donations and reading out cringe messages

The audio isn't even balanced properly, the announcer is always louder than the runner

I just want to hear runs with commentary about the run, I NEVER want to hear a GDQ announcer again

I don't care if they're a troon or not, I don't want to hear them

>run is almost over
what the fuck

>>715050369
ps3 but yeah

This is me and (You) watching this run.

>>715050418
Games Dilated Questionably

sayitwithmebros? we doin ok

I think that there's something sub-consciously creepy about hearing a person who fakes their voice. I've encountered this same feeling before as this announcer is (somehow) evoking in me, just a deep-seated discomfort upon hearing their voice which isn't due to any rational thought. It's like them fucking their voice up on purpose causes a musical / symphonic disharmony that messes with my reptilian brain or something. Maybe it's a built-in detection system that we humans have to protect us from people who are liars or masquerading their identity or something. I've had this feeling before with people who I just somehow knew can't be trusted, just based solely on hearing their voice.
>My weird schizo theories on male/female musical harmony in speech patterns

>>715050358
Oh it's the dude who ran Densha De D multiple times.

This is basically just Dark Souls

Wate the wun

>gonna grapple him
>camera cuts away
rape

RATE THIS HERCULEAN RUN

>>715050236
It's time to let go man, now it's triple A slop made by jeets with frame generation that looks like shit.

>>715050495
H 4 Hercules :)

>>715050495
W.

>>715050495
>>715050513
B-, minus for the host

>>715050495
A

>>715050495
A
cwomfy jank kwimo

>>715050495
D - Dwagons

>>715050495
>>715050513
S vewwy good

>>715050495
C+ would have been higher if not for the annoying announcer.

>>715050513
B+

who are the schizos in the audience at 5am

>>715050495
>>715050513
B

>>715050495
>>715050513
T FOR TRANS RIGHTS

>>715050495
>>715050513
A

>>715050495
B+

>>715050448
Im not an anime girl though and I strongly suspect you might not be either.

>>715050495
S

>>715050495
>>715050513
A fun run and stupid buggy game is entertaining

>>715050495
>>715050513
B
Alright, but too long and tranny commentator was grating sometimes.

>>715050495
C
Annoying announcer.

>>715050495
I'm doin' him an S

>>715050495
C

>"silly" block
Of course they're afraid of saying "shitty"

>>715050495
B wating fwom me

donation reader drops it

>>715050495
A

>>715050495
>>715050513
A chartanon better call it Hercuwes Wegendary Journey
>>715050462
You came too early again.

based tech crew cutting out host

>>715050521
Jokes on them I exclusively play FPS from the late 90's.

>>715050495
B+

Solid run on a very shitty game.

DIWEITOS TWANS

>>715050495
>>715050513
A

LMAO THEY CUT THEM OFF

>>715050495
>>715050513
A
Was a pretty nice, entertaining wun. Good couch and wunner.

>>715050513
>>715050495
B

>>715050495
B
i had fun, shit game and host though

>>715050495
SSS

>>715050513
>>715050495
D

>>715050495
C

riveting gameplay

this guy should get his privilege checked, he seems to have an awful lot of it

>>715050495
>>715050513
C because of the fucking obnoxious host

>>715049719
He's preparing a surprise Gurumin run, trust the plan.

>>715050513
A - bit too long but I'll always give a good score for gaming autism about a very niche and specific shitty game

>>715050615
Are you me?

>>715050578
this isnt funny or endearing..you can stop doing it now

>>715050495
A rhymes with hey
>>>/wsg/5919590
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752143136353938.webm

>>715050495
S
Gweat wunner, funny jank game

>only short runs left now
ok time to get comfy

>>715050667
>>715050615
You should both check out Ion Fury and its dlc then. Shit slaps.

>>715050513
B

>>715050615
Based I'm the same I pretty much just play hardtype games nowadays, reject the new slop embrace tradition.

>>715050495
>>715050513
S. Da onwy knock was da faggy announca. Da game is supweme N64 jank and da wunna had a supa fun time. Dis is de niche fun you shewd find at speedwun events

the mpv dono auto mute script is saving my sanity, it's night and day. gdq is actually bearable now and I can judge solely on the runs.

>>715050654
It would be hilarious if of all the people to bring a Gurumin run to GDQ, it was him.

>>715050495
>>715050513
SSS

>>715050495
>>715050513
A-
Homie knew his shit, unfortunate that the host overly interjected

>nubby's number factory
Bit weird of a game to speedrun

>>715050692
shame, long runs are better despite some of you screeching about long runs and rpgs

who's the girl with the bow in her hair

>>715050694
I didn't get on with the monster design last I tried it, though it was still called Ion Maiden back then I think.

>>715050495
>>715050513
S, wegendawy

>>715050749
>girl

Can't tell if this is a tranny or a girl girl?

>>715050749
>girl

>>715050578
This funny and endearing, I'm glad to see it every time.

>>715050495
A.

It desweves it.

>>715050815
its clearly a tranny

>>715050815
thats a fella.

>>715050806
>>715050815
Would.

>>715050752
The dlc adds a bunch of new enemies. I strongly suggest getting it while its on sale and trying it again, if you like 90s shooters that is. It IS build engine after all.

When are co-op speedruns?

>>715050806
>Kiss face-paint

Oh, so they're mentally ill on top of being a tranny.

>>715050806
>>715050815
>>715050823
>>715050840
>>715050842

how come trannys always do hyper-feminine stuff like wear a bow in their hair and other shit real girls dont even do

>>715050495
>>715050513
A

>>715050729
Shame he's long since been disallowed to run games, only Spike and co get that privilege.

>>715050887
for attention and cope

>>715050864
you can just say trans
no need for the redundancy

>>715050887
overcompensation

>>715050578
I'm ambivalent towards you. Do whatever.
Nah, you're awesome, dude.

>>715050887
Theyre generally autists that dont understand what a woman actually is or what natural femininity is.

>>715050857
God damn it. I hate how I'm becoming gayer with every passing year.

>>715050887
that currymuncher lover host wears a bow in her hair...

>>715050857
right here lil bro

Hail to the King baby.

>>715050883
>prolix

>>715050887
Overcompensating to try to be a cute girl. Problem is, they will never be one

>>715050931
>Pic
Who was that? Story?

slampig wife

Yeah I fucking bet she loves Burger King.

>>715050887
Because they are trying to be anime girls, not women.

McFags on suicide watch.

>>715050513
B

Oh we know you do

>>715050729
Someone find out how the fuck to contact him and politely request he make his return at the dawn of our darkest hour.

>>715050887
Obsession and compensation. They're not naturally feminine, they don't know what it means to be, so they study it. But they're poor studies, at that. If you asked them to pretend to be another nationality, they'd be the most insulting stereotype while masquerading as an enlightened progressive pinnacle.

>I am Konception's wife
>Both are fat and ugly

Kek, well at least he's got someone.

>>715050997
Burger Chads stay winning

is he married to KFFC? I can't tell the difference

>>715050887
They see it in anime.

>>715050887
their reference point for actual women is anime video games

>>715050981
She legit just laugh snorted

I remember that couple, they're pretty chill.
>nigger sponsored by DEI on the couch
YIKES

>>715050979
liblefturd disposed of by ICE

>>715050495
B muting the host made it much better

Quality programming.

Why does this look so unprofessional? He's hitting obstacles, other racers, walls...

Burger King has one good burger and it's the Bacon King. I will admit it's fucking amazing and beats out any burger at McDonalds. Burger King has always had better burgers than McDonalds. I just get McChickens at McDonalds.

>>715051035
BASED we were all thinking it

>>715050925
Applies to most of /v/ too, probably explains a lot of the hostility, it's like looking in a mirror.

>>715051094
He had it his way

>>715051108
McShittles doesn't make food at all.

>blend into one
like you head into your body?

>>715051094
>the runner is reading the thread...

isn't ® for registered, not restricted

>>715051094
he's not even on the leaderboard

>>715051094
Game's branded shovelware, it handles like absolute shit.

>>715051035
If KFFC keeps gaining weight, she'll probably look like that in another five years or less. It seems like every year she gets a bit fatter. You can actually see her getting fatter each year, think some anons made a progression image showing how she looked each year. At the very beginning she was super fucking skinny and looked hot as fuck. She actually had quite a nice body.

She's also a cheating whore. I think she actually cheated twice. She had a boyfriend, cheated on him with someone at GDQ, then cheated on that guy with someone else.

LMAO BURGER SALT DUST

all these niggas talkin over themselves, i miss lisp bro already

Untouched and unwashed.

>>715051198
I look forward to seeing how big she gets every GDQ.

>finally a real woman
>she's just there for the burgers
GDQbros.....

>>715051198
kffc looks better than ever

>>715050495
>>715050513
A
Fuck that host though

>>715051237
Wait, were you that anon who always looked forwards to seeing Barbie X Edge?

>>715051198
>spoiler
A tale as old as thyme.

Konception's wife is gonna tell him "Let's go get Burger King for breakfast." as soon as his run is over.

Fat bitch.

Porch monkey with a cue card on the couch, I hate fake niggers so much stop fronting.

Doesnt she know that to be a woman she needs to wear pink miniskirt, pink underwear, ribbons, bows, blouse, heavy makeup, etc? How am I supposed to gender her correctly

>>715051267
Half a marathon, then a week marathon of ASM, then Dogwater

>>715051198
Back in school there was a really fat girl in my class, she had a bulemic episode in I guess 7th or 8th grade and got insanely slim and SUPER sexy but only for 1 year, and then went back to being fat again. It was surreal. I just remembered that. It's crazy how good women can look just by eating less. Also tattoos and colored hair are fucking ugly as fuck, I'm convinced that women get tattoos and colored hairdyes to actively repulse men.

>>715051264
You can't fool me; that's an old photo. I don't remember what year that was taken but I'm pretty sure that's several years old. And yeah, perhaps she still looks "mildly attractive" for most /v/irgins, hell I don't think she's awful looking, but she used to look WAY better.

>>715051198
>She's also a cheating whore.
Damn, imagine your girlfriend cheating on you with a GDQ tranny.

>crashes into corners
>drives off the track
Great speedrun bro

Game looks funny but the runner sucks..

do they drug test the speedrunners for weed or amphetamines??

>>715051342
That's gonna be some anon's fantasy now.

>>715051094
Kind of reminds me of the swoop bike level in Shadows of the Empire.

>>715051328
>You can't fool me; that's an old photo. I don't remember what year that was taken but I'm pretty sure that's several years old. And yeah, perhaps she still looks "mildly attractive" for most /v/irgins, hell I don't think she's awful looking, but she used to look WAY better.

>>715051370
Me as the anon.

>>715051342
already happened live
no I will not be posting the webm

>>715051372
I'm going to throw up

>>715051372
Grim

>>715051328
>You can't fool me; that's an old photo. I don't remember what year that was taken but I'm pretty sure that's several years old. And yeah, perhaps she still looks "mildly attractive" for most /v/irgins, hell I don't think she's awful looking, but she used to look WAY better.

>>715051361
the perfect wife for high T males

>>715051297
It's so confusing and strange and disorientating.

>>715051269
I'm not

>>715051292
He's light-skinned with the bleached curly anime looking hair. He wants to be white so badly, and you can tell he has a "white personality" so probably has a white parent.

>>715051372
Would.

>>715051328
this one is from 9 weeks ago

>>715051125
were 99% guys here that dont want to be feminine
but nice projection bro

>>715051368
no, drugs are probably encouraged

>>715051417
I'm going to need more information, anony

>being overtaken by The King
Have it YOUR way!

>>715051297
>Pic
Is that a troon, /v/? my pee pee hard

>>715051467
that belly makes me want to breed her

>>715051467
FAT

>>715051361
The result of architectural work?

>implying this is the best BK game
>implying this can hold a candle to Sneak King

>>715051470
>were 99% guys
You were 99% a guy? What's the percentage at now? 20%?

Why do retards on the couch, particularly women, always try to get themselves over?

>>715051282
You called it.

>I'm getting a burger king after this run

OF COURSE YOU ARE YOU FAT BITCH

>they're literally reading the thread
Wowee

>>715051551
kek

>>715051443
>cats allowed on the kitchen counter
dropped

>>715051561
what's she ordering

>>715051282
She didn't even wait til it was over

>>715051551
heh

>>715051537
uuuuhhhhh youre so smart for adding that apostrophe, you really showed me!

>>715051519
Based and correct