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Anonymous 7/10/2025, 9:51:57 AM No.715043339 [Report] >>715043441 >>715043574 >>715043662 >>715043847 >>715044038 >>715044527 >>715044606 >>715044763 >>715044942 >>715045502
What happened?
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No shitposting. Can anyone using in-game lore and logic explaind what happened between these four years?
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 9:52:44 AM No.715043372 [Report] >>715045457
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Sex with balls
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 9:54:13 AM No.715043441 [Report] >>715043706
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>>715043339 (OP)
a decrease in testosterone levels
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 9:56:51 AM No.715043574 [Report]
>>715043339 (OP)
She must have lost at least 20 pounds.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 9:58:40 AM No.715043662 [Report] >>715045820
>>715043339 (OP)
>white girl with small ass yet still takes BBC
Many many such cases.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 9:59:40 AM No.715043706 [Report]
>>715043441
>tattoos
>Nose ring
>White hair
>Taking a photo to whore online
You have shit taste
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:02:34 AM No.715043847 [Report]
>>715043339 (OP)
She obviously worked out her thighs and ass.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:06:31 AM No.715044038 [Report] >>715044113
>>715043339 (OP)
it being a few years and a few missions later, she probably put on more muscle mass, as you can see on her shoulders and better back posture. Her butt also looks smaller because her pelvis is more forward, in actuality, it's probably bigger at the same hip position.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:07:48 AM No.715044113 [Report] >>715044454
>>715044038
The pose is literally identical.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:14:13 AM No.715044454 [Report] >>715044556
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>>715044113
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:15:36 AM No.715044527 [Report]
>>715043339 (OP)
her legs got fatter
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:16:04 AM No.715044556 [Report] >>715044707
>>715044454
Her hips and ass are much bigger in 2004, plus her back is shorter.

That's why you see those differences. The pose is identical.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:17:03 AM No.715044606 [Report]
>>715043339 (OP)
This difference is enough to complain about? It's not like she even has an inverted ass.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:19:07 AM No.715044707 [Report]
>>715044556
you are literally wrong and should see an eye doctor
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:20:04 AM No.715044740 [Report]
3dpd
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:20:42 AM No.715044763 [Report]
>>715043339 (OP)
KILL YOURSELF SYBB
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:25:29 AM No.715044942 [Report] >>715045401
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>>715043339 (OP)
Thighmaster
pretty sure it's in Kraid's lair cause he STOLE IT!!
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:34:49 AM No.715045401 [Report] >>715046030
>>715044942
More like stair master
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:36:16 AM No.715045457 [Report] >>715045962
>>715043372
>>715044039
I just thought I had a schizo moment, but no. There's some guy going around talking about wanting to fuck a morph ball.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:37:06 AM No.715045502 [Report] >>715045562
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>>715043339 (OP)
2025:
>now a tranny
grim
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:38:28 AM No.715045562 [Report] >>715045754
>>715045502
Even if this is true, Nintendo wouldn't allow Samus to become a tranny. They're extremely strict with how their IPs are portrayed.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:42:52 AM No.715045754 [Report] >>715045860
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>>715045562
>they wouldn't allow trannies to fuck up their IPs
meanwhile in reality
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:44:23 AM No.715045820 [Report]
>>715043662
I heard black men say it doesn't exist.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:45:13 AM No.715045860 [Report] >>715046020
>>715045754
She's a tranny in the original Japanese GCN version. Also, she's a new character for that game and not an established character like Samus.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:47:11 AM No.715045962 [Report] >>715046119
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>>715045457
Samus is a sexy ball
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:48:27 AM No.715046020 [Report]
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>>715045860
no, cross dresser, not a tranny.
and HE was made fun off all the time, all of that was removed by Treehouse trannies.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:48:49 AM No.715046030 [Report]
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>>715045401
Ohhhhh, was probably Dark samus then
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 10:50:33 AM No.715046119 [Report]
>>715045962
P balloon power up.
Anonymous 7/10/2025, 11:36:14 AM No.715048423 [Report]
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