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Anonymous No.715043339 [Report] >>715043441 >>715043574 >>715043662 >>715043847 >>715044038 >>715044527 >>715044606 >>715044763 >>715044942 >>715045502
What happened?
No shitposting. Can anyone using in-game lore and logic explaind what happened between these four years?
Anonymous No.715043372 [Report] >>715045457
Sex with balls
Anonymous No.715043441 [Report] >>715043706
>>715043339 (OP)
a decrease in testosterone levels
Anonymous No.715043574 [Report]
>>715043339 (OP)
She must have lost at least 20 pounds.
Anonymous No.715043662 [Report] >>715045820
>>715043339 (OP)
>white girl with small ass yet still takes BBC
Many many such cases.
Anonymous No.715043706 [Report]
>>715043441
>tattoos
>Nose ring
>White hair
>Taking a photo to whore online
You have shit taste
Anonymous No.715043847 [Report]
>>715043339 (OP)
She obviously worked out her thighs and ass.
Anonymous No.715044038 [Report] >>715044113
>>715043339 (OP)
it being a few years and a few missions later, she probably put on more muscle mass, as you can see on her shoulders and better back posture. Her butt also looks smaller because her pelvis is more forward, in actuality, it's probably bigger at the same hip position.
Anonymous No.715044113 [Report] >>715044454
>>715044038
The pose is literally identical.
Anonymous No.715044454 [Report] >>715044556
>>715044113
Anonymous No.715044527 [Report]
>>715043339 (OP)
her legs got fatter
Anonymous No.715044556 [Report] >>715044707
>>715044454
Her hips and ass are much bigger in 2004, plus her back is shorter.

That's why you see those differences. The pose is identical.
Anonymous No.715044606 [Report]
>>715043339 (OP)
This difference is enough to complain about? It's not like she even has an inverted ass.
Anonymous No.715044707 [Report]
>>715044556
you are literally wrong and should see an eye doctor
Anonymous No.715044740 [Report]
3dpd
Anonymous No.715044763 [Report]
>>715043339 (OP)
KILL YOURSELF SYBB
Anonymous No.715044942 [Report] >>715045401
>>715043339 (OP)
Thighmaster
pretty sure it's in Kraid's lair cause he STOLE IT!!
Anonymous No.715045401 [Report] >>715046030
>>715044942
More like stair master
Anonymous No.715045457 [Report] >>715045962
>>715043372
>>715044039
I just thought I had a schizo moment, but no. There's some guy going around talking about wanting to fuck a morph ball.
Anonymous No.715045502 [Report] >>715045562
>>715043339 (OP)
2025:
>now a tranny
grim
Anonymous No.715045562 [Report] >>715045754
>>715045502
Even if this is true, Nintendo wouldn't allow Samus to become a tranny. They're extremely strict with how their IPs are portrayed.
Anonymous No.715045754 [Report] >>715045860
>>715045562
>they wouldn't allow trannies to fuck up their IPs
meanwhile in reality
Anonymous No.715045820 [Report]
>>715043662
I heard black men say it doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.715045860 [Report] >>715046020
>>715045754
She's a tranny in the original Japanese GCN version. Also, she's a new character for that game and not an established character like Samus.
Anonymous No.715045962 [Report] >>715046119
>>715045457
Samus is a sexy ball
Anonymous No.715046020 [Report]
>>715045860
no, cross dresser, not a tranny.
and HE was made fun off all the time, all of that was removed by Treehouse trannies.
Anonymous No.715046030 [Report]
>>715045401
Ohhhhh, was probably Dark samus then
Anonymous No.715046119 [Report]
>>715045962
P balloon power up.
Anonymous No.715048423 [Report]