Why is it so badly coded?

muh ARG

because the dev neither has formal coding education nor workplace experience with software development

>>715045573 (OP)
gr8 b8 m8

he bought the "code quality is only relevant if you are in a team environment" meme

>has no actual stakes or ties in the big money industry
>still dies on the hill the defend it
Why are americans such willing firewood?

>>715045573 (OP)
Made by a narcissist with literally zero talent.

>>715045573 (OP)
Why didn't he just use RPGMaker? He could have finished this in less than a year and it would have looked better too.

>>715045806
I mean, naming etiquette obviously isn't as important if you know that nobody else is going to work on the code.

>>715045894
That's an illusion. Your teammates are you. you from the past and you from the future.
You think you're all the same person but you WILL at some scratch your head and wonder wtf you from the past was doing there.

>>715045573 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Q6aRA0szfiI?si=9znaOI5oluOXEkua


Spent more time fucking ferrets than coding

>>715045825
But he does. He is, or was now, partowner of a publisher who only wanted to release GaaShit. Stopping SKG was in his interest.

>>715045825
Average commie intelligence on full display here

"it's a 2D game who gives a fuck" that's literally all he had to say

>>715045825
his talking points are all the same ones used by the lobbyists. he was likely paid to respond to it

>>715046563
you're more retarded than him

>>715046501
You don't even know what communism is you corporate bootlicker with sub zero intelligence

Nobody would care how poorly it is coded if he actually had finished it.

Instead he's what, 8 years in and not even half his planned chapters are done?

>>715045573 (OP)
I don't even believe he coded it, I just think he gave it to some furry he was grooming.

>>715045573 (OP)
Who can you be so narcissistically retarded to claim to be a high IQ hacker and then show to the world you can't even code?

>>715049291
Narcissists are all actually dumb as hell. It makes sense when you consider the disorder stems from not being able to imagine anything but their own perspective.

>>715049291
More importantly, how retarded do you have to be to watch this guy to learn game dev and not immediately realizing he's a fucking hack?

>>715049392
Narcissist are smart in social areas and know how to get away with their bullshit, but he is a narcissist liar and that's a really bad combination.

>>715049452
Worse than that, say so confidently shit that can be proven with a Google search.

>>715045573 (OP)
Developer is an inbred

>>715046012
You're implying that he is and will be working on the game. He hasn't done shit in years. The code is irrelevant because no one will ever look at it again much less modify it.

>>715045573 (OP)
Cut him some slack, he's had covid for 9 months.

>>715045573 (OP)
i am really happy that this fuckface turned out to be evaxephon levels of incompetent

>>715052547
somebody did the math and yanderedev unironically updates his scam more than Jason does

>>715045573 (OP)
this confuses, nay, enrages nocoders and larpers.

>>715045573 (OP)
Heartbound didn't stall because pirate is a bad coder, it stalled because making games is tough and the roach folds like a towel when things get tough.

>>715045573 (OP)
The so called developer does literally everything but working on the game so of course it's ass

>>715045825
>has no actual stakes or ties in the big money industry

His dad was a founding member of Blizzard. All his familial wealth is heavily tied to a company that heavily defined live service games as a whole.

>>715045573 (OP)
>generic 2d RPG
>commercial 2d engine
>8 years in development

>>715046930
Yeah, Undertale was apparently really poorly coded and it was nothing more than some trivia. No one cared, they liked/hated it on the game's merits.

>>715053591
and also because he is a bad coder

>>715045660
Any “make your first game” tutorial will tell you why should properly declare variables instead of just having magic numbers. I think he’s just genuinely too stubborn to internalize that he’s shooting himself in the foot.

>>715053689
Holy shit that perspective is FUCKED.

>>715045573 (OP)
Because the guy never done anything but like a 100-200 line script.

I saw the slapfight between him and Code Jesus or whatever that other guy is. Code Jesus does bring up valid points (constants instead of magic numbers, for loops) but also he's the other spectrum of programming brainrot (OH A LIST? XML IT!!! XMLLL ITTTT!!!). I think an array for quest flags is fine and it's been done for years. He might do it as an object with a class managing it but at the same time it's game maker so it's basically a weird C/C++ derivative script language.

I think my biggest issue with Thor is that he stopped doing programming for clout streams. Programming is a boring thing and streaming it requires some other stuff to talk about while you're doing it, because sometimes the results are not flashy or obvious. I do demoscene and when you program demos at least the results are pretty flashy/obvious when the demo is being run. But when it comes to a game? You can spend 9 days revamping an internal system and the viewers would hardly notice it.

Nepo baby needs to stop streaming daily and work on his game, period. That daily stream does 0 to push him towards game completion and has become an excuse for him not to finish the game.

STOP BULLYING HIM
STOP BULLYING HIM
STOP BULLYING HIM
STOP BULLYING HIM
STOP BULLYING HIM

>>715054251
Also Fear and Hunger and Lobotomy Corp, they're super janky but no one cares

>>715056649
Can someone tell me where this is from? Is it an edit? I tried to search for PS crying but I didn't find anything.

>>715055765
>muh magic numbers
neck yourself. you are just parroting things you dont understand

>>715045573 (OP)
>ten years of development
>still not finished
Even WEG devs aren't this shameless.

Im confused didnt this game come out like 10 years ago under a different name??

>>715056649
is this AI generated or did he actually lose his shit on video? Because that is something I just have to see.

>>715057251
Its for your own sake so you don't forget shit

>>715056892
>>715058876
Ross went to pirate's house and anally raped him for 5 consecutive on stream. It's mostly been scrubbed from the internet, but a few screenshots including that one remain

>>715058910
Also easier code maintenance. If I do some kind of a drawing code and I have a fixed resolution I'd rather have it declared as RES_X and RES_Y for the purpose of putting UI shit there and there. I can then switch them out for variables when I add graphic settings.

>>715056892
>>715058876
Its from the stream when he was reading threads in here about him

Its all your fault, assholes

>>715045573 (OP)
>Earthbound clone
>named "heartbound"
...

you guys should be thanking him, he's a hero!

>>715055926
>>715053689
being an unlikeable faggot with an ugly heart really makes everything you do worse, cause toby has a lot of really bad perspective shots in undertale/deltarune but literally no one cares cause toby is a pretty cool guy.

At least other notorious spagethi coders like yandev and toby fox were just amateur game devs, and didn't have self-reported 20 years of experience at AAA gaming companies.

>>715060506
He is. You got played.

>>715060506
>I was akshyually playing 5d chess and was the good guy all along
such an easy way out, and he didn't take it

>>715058876
You know editing software has been available way before Ai, don't you?