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Anonymous No.715052038 [Report] >>715052143 >>715052206 >>715052543 >>715052676 >>715054114 >>715054141 >>715054419 >>715054582 >>715054840 >>715055019 >>715056486 >>715060098 >>715061086 >>715061816 >>715062927 >>715068832 >>715073581
>game gets negative reviews because it uses logical 24h time format instead AM PM burger format
Anonymous No.715052116 [Report]
>game gets negative reviews because C is crouch instead of Ctrl
Anonymous No.715052143 [Report] >>715052236 >>715052256 >>715052789 >>715052892 >>715052982 >>715054006 >>715054657 >>715060098 >>715063631 >>715067445 >>715070096 >>715070252 >>715073301
>>715052038 (OP)
24h time is confusing
Anonymous No.715052183 [Report]
>game gets a negative review because people expected a metroidvania when no where on the store page does it claim to be a metroidvania
Anonymous No.715052197 [Report]
if subtracting 12 in your head is too hard then you can just subtract 2 and ignore the number in the tens place
Anonymous No.715052206 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
I genuinely would like to know of a single example as burgers talking about "military time" is fucking hilarious.
Anonymous No.715052236 [Report]
>>715052143
Less confusing than every hours repeating twice.
Anonymous No.715052256 [Report] >>715052358
>>715052143
0-12 is AM
If the time is 13+, you subtract 12 and add PM.
13 = 1 PM.
Anonymous No.715052358 [Report] >>715052479 >>715053384
>>715052256
Or I can use 12h time and not do any math to know the time
Anonymous No.715052479 [Report]
>>715052358
Sure, but it's not always used. 4chan is 24 hour, for instance. Is yours different?
Anonymous No.715052498 [Report] >>715054493 >>715054845
AM : amorphe mutts ( they didn't eat yet and meekly wobble in search of preys such as a lone quarter pounder )
PM : potent mutts ( they're loaded and armed and ready to shart the mall )

Easy trick to remember the difference
Anonymous No.715052543 [Report] >>715053850 >>715055605 >>715056559 >>715057262
>>715052038 (OP)
>burger
as per usual, you're bitching about something that isn't unique to americans
Anonymous No.715052632 [Report]
>gaem doesn't use metric time
Anonymous No.715052676 [Report] >>715052791
>>715052038 (OP)
>AM PM burger
Burgers don't know how to read analog clocks tho
Anonymous No.715052789 [Report]
>>715052143
How? There's 24 hours in a day, a 24hr clock tells you exactly what time something happened, no ambiguity. Wtf is the problem?
Anonymous No.715052791 [Report]
>>715052676
Fuck you that puzzle in RE4R is BULLSHIT
Anonymous No.715052848 [Report]
Americans can't count past 12.

You can confuse an American by saying something like "It's quarter to five."
Anonymous No.715052892 [Report] >>715052998 >>715053227 >>715063717
>>715052143
When is 12PM again? Midnight? Since 1PM is right after noon
Anonymous No.715052982 [Report]
>>715052143
It's significantly less confusing than am/pm, in which 12am precedes 1am instead of 1pm for no reason.
Anonymous No.715052998 [Report] >>715053064 >>715063717
>>715052892
12PM is noon and 12AM is midnight. It should be easy to remember considering someone can look outside at 12AM and see how dark it is.
Anonymous No.715053064 [Report] >>715053150 >>715063717
>>715052998
Right, so after 11AM is 12PM then after that 1PM.
Makes sense
Anonymous No.715053150 [Report] >>715053362 >>715063717
>>715053064
Yes, it does make sense, because 12pm-12am is 12 hours.
Anonymous No.715053227 [Report] >>715053362
>>715052892
An easy way to remember it is that 12:00:00 is noon, but the second after, 12:00:01 is already after noon, hence PM
Anonymous No.715053362 [Report] >>715053409 >>715056280
>>715053150
>>715053227
24h time eliminated all that ambiguity, just like metric eliminated inch, feet, yada yada arbitrary measurements
Anonymous No.715053384 [Report] >>715053620
>>715052358
>Or I can use 12h time and not do any math to know the time
You're the one who need to need to do math to know whether or not it's AM or PM.
A day has 24 hours no matter what clock you're using, so why not just use a 24 hour clock instead of a 12 hour clock that repeats in two modes?

Ante and post meridiem are dumb phrases too.
Anonymous No.715053409 [Report]
>>715053362
It seems like some people struggle with 12 hour time, based on what I'm hearing in this thread. 4chan looking like the intelligent people they are.
Anonymous No.715053416 [Report]
I learnt:

6:00pm
18:00
and
Eighteen hundred hours

But I still prefer 24 hour. AM/PM is so shit.
Anonymous No.715053620 [Report] >>715053767 >>715053850 >>715053983
>>715053384
Listen here you contrarian piece of shit. Everybody uses 12 hour times so whenever there's some fucker using 24hours you need to subtract 12 just to know the god damn time.
How is that not confusing? Just fucking use 12 hour time like everyone else so we don't have to deal with YOUR bullshit.
Anonymous No.715053767 [Report]
>>715053620
Subtracting 12 is so hard for you people.
I forgot.
Anonymous No.715053850 [Report] >>715054671 >>715068832
>>715053620
This map >>715052543 shows that everyone understands 24h except for muslims and burgers though. Does circumcision prevent the brain from learning how to count past 12?
Anonymous No.715053909 [Report] >>715054034
>americans remember about 11am -> 12pm -> 1pm
>americans can't subtract 12 from a 2 digit number
The global superpower nation... I kneel.
Anonymous No.715053983 [Report]
>>715053620
>you need to subtract 12 just to know the god damn time
If the time of day is 12:00 then I can just say that the time of day is 12:00. If the time of day is 16:00 then I can just say that the time of day is 16:00.
No need to subtract. Subtracting doesn't even work if the time of day is 12:00.
Anonymous No.715054006 [Report]
>>715052143
I got used to it in the military. It’s just cumbersome when you didn’t grow up with it.

We refer to midnight as “balls”, as in “You’ve got the balls to 8 watch”.
Anonymous No.715054034 [Report] >>715054168
>>715053909
Maybe they'll understand time if you put it in burgers and fries.

It's 16 burgers 35 fries.
Anonymous No.715054114 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
I'll never stop chuckling about the time my burger friend asked me "what is 6AM in military time?"
Anonymous No.715054141 [Report] >>715054179
>>715052038 (OP)
When has this ever happened in the history of ever?
Anonymous No.715054168 [Report]
>>715054034
Like you count in Muslim rapes, right?
Anonymous No.715054179 [Report]
>>715054141

It was real in OP's mind.
Anonymous No.715054419 [Report] >>715060193
>>715052038 (OP)
>game gets negative reviews because the protagonist travels on foot
Anonymous No.715054493 [Report]
>>715052498
AM - Ap to midday
PM - Past midday
Anonymous No.715054582 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
it's a circumcision trauma we wouldn't understand
Anonymous No.715054657 [Report]
>>715052143
>tfw can't count past 12
Anonymous No.715054671 [Report] >>715054843
>>715053850
just as much circumcision in Australia, although the map is maybe slightly misleading, it's pretty well universally 12 hour time here
Anonymous No.715054768 [Report] >>715054825 >>715055039 >>715055126
If AM is ante meridian = before midday
and PM is post meridian = after midday
then surely 12:00:00 is neither

And really 00:00PM or 00:00AM would make more sense as midday.
Anonymous No.715054825 [Report]
>>715054768
>And really 00:00PM or 00:00AM would make more sense as midday.
You raise a good point
Anonymous No.715054840 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
Name 3 games
>with a recent(2 years old less) happening
>actual review no random troll
>can be found on metacritic
>was peer reviewed by real NEETs
>at least 4 degrees of separation from Kineo Cinema
Or else it didn't happen.
Anonymous No.715054843 [Report] >>715055010
>>715054671
I thought circumcision was about 20% in oz and 70% in yankeeland
Anonymous No.715054845 [Report] >>715055038
>>715052498
do retards really have a hard time with AM/PM? that's even more embarrassing than not understand 24hr time
Anonymous No.715055010 [Report] >>715055105
>>715054843
Is it? maybe i'm just lacking in knowledge then
Anonymous No.715055019 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
Anyone who can't understand imperial AND metric measurements or 12 AND 24 hour times is a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.715055038 [Report]
>>715054845
You tell me.
Anonymous No.715055039 [Report]
>>715054768
Yep
Anonymous No.715055105 [Report]
>>715055010
computer says so
(data from 2016 despite the 2025 title)
Anonymous No.715055126 [Report]
>>715054768
>And really 00:00PM or 00:00AM would make more sense as midday.
It would, but Americans think zero is a scary number.
Anonymous No.715055384 [Report] >>715055747 >>715056454 >>715056579 >>715064634 >>715070517
Someone post the fixed version
Anonymous No.715055605 [Report]
>>715052543
I'm in one of those light pink countries and we do use 24 in writing but no one but little children use it orally so I'm not sure how trustworthy this really is.
Anonymous No.715055747 [Report] >>715059810
>>715055384
YYYY-MM-DD is strictly superior but DD-MM-YYYY is workable.
Anonymous No.715056280 [Report]
>>715053362
>I can't do math
>let me move the decimal point instead HURR DURR
Learn to divide by 5280 with your amazing educational systems that us burgers can't match.
Anonymous No.715056442 [Report] >>715059920
>game gets negative reviews because it spelled color as colour
Anonymous No.715056454 [Report]
>>715055384
>Celcius is good for water not human
>Humans are 70% water
Why are americans this retarded.
Anonymous No.715056486 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
>It's the 21th day of the 6th month of the year 2024: 21/06/2024
>We are in the year 2024, the 6th month, the 21th day: 2024/06/21

>Lol we are the 6th month of the 21th day of the 2024 year lmao of the 6th minute of the 31th second of the 4th hour:
Anonymous No.715056559 [Report] >>715063334 >>715066538
>>715052543
>all 3rd world shitholes
this isn't the flex you think it is
Anonymous No.715056579 [Report] >>715068259
>>715055384
>D/M/Y
>the rest of the world
You'll know when we're truly in the Chinese century, because Euros will finally stop posting this image or revise it.
Anonymous No.715056632 [Report]
So eurofags, how do you even SAY the time if you use 24 hours? Is it 19 o'clock or some shit?
Anonymous No.715057262 [Report] >>715072108
>>715052543
>24-hour (12-hour orally)
This shit is the worst.
Anonymous No.715059810 [Report]
>>715055747
YYYY-MM-DD for writing
DD-MM-YYYY when speaking

All other opinions are simply wrong
Anonymous No.715059920 [Report]
>>715056442
>game gets negative reviews because it showed the English language with the UK flag instead of the American flag
Anonymous No.715060098 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
>>715052143
Either is fine.
Anonymous No.715060193 [Report] >>715060350
>>715054419
Why are north americans like this?
Anonymous No.715060350 [Report] >>715063525
>>715060193
Spreading out to get away from racial minorities, mostly.
Anonymous No.715061086 [Report] >>715061603
>>715052038 (OP)
Just admit you never learned how to read an analogue (aka REAL) clock and are a digital sissy
Anonymous No.715061603 [Report] >>715062080
>>715061086
ANALogue clocks fucking suck. Durr the short arm points to this arbitrary sector that we claim is the hour and the long arm goes into my urethra so intuitive!
fuck off.
Anonymous No.715061816 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
>game gets positive reviews even though it's shit just because it's ~~sapphic~~ and too expensive for anyone who wouldn't upboat it just for being gay
>any time it goes on sale, the recent reviews end up being mixed
Anonymous No.715062080 [Report]
>>715061603
>Eurosissies looking at the large, phallic ClOCK tower that has sat in the middle of their town since before america was founded:
>"Grrrrrr what zamnible chudmerican put this here? It's much too toxically masculine."
Anonymous No.715062668 [Report]
People talking about how tall buildings are "phallic symbols" always make me laugh. So what, if we were run by women everything would be under ground to show have cavernous all their pussies are?
Anonymous No.715062927 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
>game uses the Gregorian calendar instead of the International Fixed Calendar
instant refund
Anonymous No.715063334 [Report]
>>715056559
i didn't say it was good, i said it wasn't unique
OP just wants to bitch about americans
it's like saying that being fat and stupid is uniquely american; it's true that we are but we're not the only ones
Anonymous No.715063525 [Report]
>>715060350
They did start doing the suburbs and the zoning and stuff even in white-only areas before the great negrification, so there's a lobbying element too.
Anonymous No.715063631 [Report]
>>715052143
Based. I hate when I land at an airport in yurop. Shit is retarded
Anonymous No.715063717 [Report] >>715075840
>>715053150
>>715053064
>>715052998
>>715052892
i don't get it?? this is so complicated
why not just do 23:59 goes to 00:00
Anonymous No.715063905 [Report] >>715064103 >>715068076
Why are subhumans like this? Go make your own game
Anonymous No.715064103 [Report] >>715064881
>>715063905
i don't even know how much a pound or a mile is
1km and 1kg is easy and intuitive for me though
Anonymous No.715064634 [Report] >>715075987
>>715055384
Jokes aside, but why americans are so retarded? Can't they just copy what is better?
Anonymous No.715064881 [Report] >>715065052
>>715064103
>i don't even know how much a kilogram or a meter is
>1lb and 1mi is easy and intuitive for me though
Same energy, retard.
Anonymous No.715065052 [Report] >>715065342 >>715065451
>>715064881
except i can convert 1kg into liters easily
Anonymous No.715065246 [Report] >>715066415
>game clings to an outdated mechanic that was terrible to begin with and refuses to change
Anonymous No.715065342 [Report]
>>715065052
i just googled it
>If you are dealing with water and need to convert 1 gallon to pounds, a gallon of pure water at 39.2 °F (4.0 °C) weighs 8.3452 lb. Conversely, if you want to convert 1 pound to gallons, a pound of water is equivalent to that of 0.11983 gallons.
what's the deal with this clown metrics mental gymnastics?
another benefit of kg you can just calculate the force F by multiplying the kilos by gravitational pull 9.8m/s
Anonymous No.715065451 [Report] >>715065516
>>715065052
oh yeah? how many liters is kilogram of feathers?
Anonymous No.715065516 [Report] >>715066792
>>715065451
1
Anonymous No.715065518 [Report] >>715066241
>There are anons ITT that genuinely struggle to count past 12
Anonymous No.715066241 [Report] >>715067565
>>715065518
Why would anyone want a 1/3 pound burger? That is less than a 1/4 pound burger because 3 is less than 4.
Anonymous No.715066415 [Report] >>715066678
>>715065246
so you like having less light during winter?
retard nigger
Anonymous No.715066538 [Report]
>>715056559
Only the pink countries are actual 24h countries.
Anonymous No.715066678 [Report]
>>715066415
Yeah. What's the point of winter if you just make it all daytime?
Anonymous No.715066792 [Report]
>>715065516
Anonymous No.715067445 [Report]
>>715052143
>24h time is confusing
Anonymous No.715067565 [Report]
>>715066241
smartest american
Anonymous No.715068076 [Report] >>715068214
>>715063905
>be me
>in high school back in the 90s
>riding in a friend's car
>has a digital speedometer
>says like 5042390432809423 on it
>i'm like "there's no way that's right"
>it's on metric
>we're going 45mph
Why are your units so weak? You need more kilowatts or whatever to equal a superior mile.
Anonymous No.715068214 [Report] >>715068994
>>715068076
shit that never happened
Anonymous No.715068259 [Report] >>715068539
>>715056579
Not even sure what you're talking about, do chinese not use d/m/y?
Anonymous No.715068539 [Report] >>715070127
>>715068259
Their date format is like donkey/black bag/running over people with tanks.
Anonymous No.715068832 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
>thing that has never happened
>>715053850
24 hour time is also used here you inbred cretin. The military uses it extensively and it is full of the dumbest people you can imagine.
Anonymous No.715068994 [Report]
>>715068214
There's nothing particularly spectacular about that story. Most people driving don't even look at the speedometer.
Anonymous No.715070096 [Report]
>>715052143
By the way this is 100% "but I did eat breakfast" style thinking. It's only confusing because they learned the 12-hour clocks and can't entertain the hypothetical "but what if you learned thr 24-hour clock?"
Anonymous No.715070127 [Report]
>>715068539
Anonymous No.715070252 [Report]
>>715052143
Here's a simple trick.

If it's 13:00 or higher, you can subtract the time by 12 and get AM/PM time. 13:00 - 12:00 = 1:00
Anonymous No.715070323 [Report]
I switched to military time because I kept accidentally setting my alarm for PM instead of AM
Anonymous No.715070517 [Report] >>715070827
>>715055384
wasn't F supposed to be
>freeze as 33
>human temp at 100
>boiling at 200
Anonymous No.715070827 [Report]
>>715070517
32, 98.6, 212, but close. It allows for a lot more precision in human livable temperatures.
Anonymous No.715070882 [Report] >>715073190
doesn't the military use 24?
Anonymous No.715070945 [Report]
>Japanese game's localization converts the original text's already correct and understandable units of measurement to nonsensical freedom units solely for the benefit of retarded Americans
Anonymous No.715071010 [Report] >>715071116
USA uses 24
Anonymous No.715071116 [Report]
>>715071010
>The USA is the US Military
not quite there yet
Anonymous No.715072108 [Report]
>>715057262
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
Anonymous No.715073190 [Report]
>>715070882
kill yourself
Anonymous No.715073301 [Report]
>>715052143
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.715073581 [Report]
>>715052038 (OP)
>things that never happened
Anonymous No.715075840 [Report]
>>715063717
Anonymous No.715075987 [Report]
>>715064634
Meters are the dumbest shit ever, "oh, I'm 1.85m tall, that's so much taller than that 1.74m manlet"
Celsius too "what's the temperature? Ehh, somewhere around 23, like every day of the entire year"
You're fucking idiots for using units meant for large calculations for tiny fucking measurements, morons