>computer, load early 2010s forum board
>topic:7th gen consoles
>slurs: enabled
>disable off all safeties

>computer, reply to every sony fanboy with an epic lol face and this link [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfmBzllkbUM].

Computer, do nothing. Engage all safety protocols. Leave the door unlocked.

>>715052321 (OP)
Console peasants! Don’t you know that I’m part of the master race with my 35k rig you pathetic losers! My gf is getting cummed in right now by Jamal but at least I’m part of the master race! Peasants!

>>715052321 (OP)
>computer load SPUF (Steam Powered Users Forum) circa 2010
>drop the Engineer Update for TF2 and...
>lock the room

>>715052321 (OP)
god /v/ is so fucking shit these days

at least it can't possibly get any worse

>>715052321 (OP)
>Computer! Don't you know AI is heckin immoral and steals from artists? You're using infinity gallons of water and burning down all of Brazil just to have this conversation - you should be shut down NOW