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Now: Wirehead
Next: Skate Horse
Later: Sega Marine Fishing
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
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>>715053282
wait why is the mc a hunk now i thought he was a dorky dweeb
>>715060257 (OP)https://files.catbox.moe/ub896r.webm
>run is complete on rails and frankly boring
>enjoying it quite a bit because the couch is good
This sgdq broke me, my standards are incredibly low
That beeping is extremely annoying
/v/: speedrun is for trannies
Also /v/: this thread
>>715060367He has a wife anon
so why are we watching a movie
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
>lusting over the sexy female
Suicide rate at GDQ just went up
Better than any David Cage games
people still watch this tranny slop?
Whens the next chud speedrun?
>>715060498FMV games are games zoomie
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Dude on the left looks way too much like darksydephil
>>715060498Watching? What's going on, I don't have the stream open.
>>715060549I dont see any gameplay
>>715060553My word, this harlot isn't covering her ankles
>>715060576nigga of all the runs for you to miss
>>715060553why do you fags read twitch chat? it's like staring at the abyss
>>715060498We're playing a movie actually.
>>715060498Its a FMV game. You must be 18 to post here
just got here
Is wirehead as good as Who Shot Johnny Rock?
>>715060605Too fast for ya eh?
>>715060672I fullscreen this shit and treat /v/ as my own chat
as a fmv enjoyer im gonna have to downgrade this because they scream over it all the time
>>715060728No but it's pretty amusing
>>715060660Has this ever be run at a marathon? Feels like the sort of thing you'd get TinyTim or somebody running at BSG.
Can we get a webm of Heels firing a machine gun into the hotel room?
>>715060773dont give them ideas
speedrunning point and click games is a sin
>>715060728Hard to choose, it's on equal footing
>>715060672I don't have to be glued to the chat, you kinda get a feel for when controversy might happen, and then you find some gems every once in a while. I do it for (You) guys
>>715060773This years AGDQ was even better with these guys doing WhoShot Johnny Rock?
>>715060728
This is one of the better acted and scripted FMV games I've seen. It actually looks like they put in effort.
>big part of what makes these games funny is shitty acting
>talk over it all
>>715060839They already had Monkey Island, Dare to Dream, Phantasmagoria 1 and 2, Seventh Guest and a bunch of others at UKSG.
I think one of them had the first Discworld game too.
KEK please webm that shot
>>7150607731st time, they seem to be doing one or two FMV games a marathon the past years which is kind of based for gdq honestly
"this is a 30 year old game btw"
Fucking room goes crickets, people actively realizing their mortality. Fucking lol
>>715060839DavidTKI's runs are a blessing to speedrunning
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Why are they talking over half the lines
We know you know what they say
>>715061036Probably 3/4s of the room isn't even 30.
>>715060553> man gets bifurcated in a splatter of blood> "haha what a kill, bring out the award!"> camera lingers on a womans ass for 2 seconds> "wow yeah...about that, for any directors watching maybe....uhm dont?"
>>715060549their even less games then VNs
>>715061103Solid B. I actually laughed a few times
>>715061103Not a speedrun
ZZZ
>>715061103Z
The only thing more annoying than the beeps in a nearly silent video showcase were the cunts in this thread hyping it up and shitting on actual good runs
Their last run half a year ago was much better
>>715061103A+
couldve been S if they didnt talk over everything
>>715061108>every redlettermedia movie review
>>715061103C I would have liked to hear more of the game
>>715061103>>715061103B
Got a chuckle out of me and the commentary was very natural
>>715061103A
too much talking over scenes but still comfy FMV kino
>>715061103B
Beebeebeeebeep
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>>715061108sigh.. le male gaze...
>>715061103A
i'll take anything that isnt full cringe at this point
>>715061103F. Not a speedrun
>>715061103D
it's just a visual novel
>>715061103B
they really ought to shut up
>>715061103C
Shitty 2009 let's play is still above average for this marathon
>>715061103ZZZ
not a speedrun
the movie is fun but you couldn't fucking hear it over these annoying faggots
>>715061103C
It was sorta funny, but not that engaging.
>>715061103B good game but they talked over it too much
>>715061103FMV games are fun but they kept talking over the dialogue
>theres some great dialogue here
>ill explain over it instead of listening to it
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>>715061103I'm doin' him an A
>>715060947>Neil Breen FMV gamejust think about it
crazy how gdqs just keep getting exponentially worse
Digits and we yes you and I transition into trans folks
>>715061103ZZZ I fell asleep during it
>>715061103A for Always entertaining
>>715061103A+. Love me some kusoge
>Absolute nonsense cheesy acting and writing>Fun routes taken>Beat up women to save the worldThere were some fun diamonds to dig back up from this era.
>>715061103B. Entertaining + no cringe.
>>715061283his latest movie was pretty much that
https://youtu.be/cAWBMgX9Oos?t=65
>>715061103A
Movie game: 90s good
>>715061103S
Someone please webm the sunglasses at the end, also the "pulls out a gun and shoots them dead" part from earlier
>>715061105crackerman save me
>>715061103B
pretty funny and good couch but not super impressive from a speedrun standpoint
Did he just say kuso community? Like kusoge? Is there just a community on twitch dedicated to playing shit games? kek
Gonna need as many webms from that run as you're willing to make.
I hope the Phantom Hourglass run uses the d-pad control mod because the vanilla controls are shit.
>>715061469anon, it might be time for you to learn how to make them too
>This shit run is going to be rated higher than Mario Paint
>>715061464yeah he runs a whole tournament of shit games
What the hell is โFlame Fatalesโ why is it flame now?
>>715061483Thank you, you beautiful soul
They talked too much but anyone who rated that less than a B- isnt serious and should stop posting.
>>715061464>Is there Community on twitch dedicated to playing shit games?You're seriously asking this while watching gdq?
>Uplifts black people
Bit racist, innit?
>lesbian speedrunners
>black speedrunners
>malala fund
Yeah I'm out lmao
>women and femmes
>Kwanzaa celebration
>>715061105>the guy on the couch cowering in fear
African colors....subtle.
>black talent in the speedrunning community
Talent? You could've fooled me, all I see is bobbeigh, big Jon, and a bunch of shitters
>>715061103Z
don't even know what i'm voting for
>>715061103ZZZ Not one single iota of a speedrun
>>715061401not wrong
that screams for a mod for some game
>>715061553Hell yeah
Looks like we're getting TWO back to back SSS runs. Hope they bring those beeps back from the last one
>>715061620That's darksydephil, HE'S MARRIED STUPID
just woke up. I went to sleep during oblivion. did I miss anything noteworthy
>>715061105>>715061620Biological female strip teasing?! Save me, Fauci Man!
>>715061553Heck Yeah sister Trans Rights woohoo, lets meet that donation goal
Do black people find the black only events patronizing and rude?
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>>715061806well they join it don't they
>>715061751celeste is bad
Remember to feed your horses
>>715061756What started the "blade hidden in high heel/shoe" thing I wonder
Watching the KH BBS run
1. you can tell how much morw natural spike is than frozenflygone. women are just incapable of charisma
2. feels like spike is coaching her to take over.
3. he calling that donator a fatty reveals a lot. that he doesnr care, and also how speaking without a filter makes people more charismatic and funnier. when you have to stop and consider every word out of your mouth it destroys rhythm and flow.
>>715061686Some do, yeah.
> There's a guide to avoid glitches
> Because there's so many of them
That means it's a buggy game, that's not a good thing.
>>715061827just itchio slop this time, potentially #ad for their steam release though
Remember when people used to take the funny meme games they ran seriously? Itโs more fun when they treat it like a serious run.
>>715061896you gotta stop fellating spike
why is sega marine fishing in the awful block?
>>715061886Why would I play that garbage?
Okay hol up
funny horse game and guy in funny horse mask? Liked, subscribed, and S!
>>715061886>>715061807Interesting, what does the gameplay look like?
>I'm going to waste a little time
Now that's what I call a speedrun.
>>715061887James Bond had in the 60s or something, dunno if it lifted the idea from something else.
>>715061103SSS+
It's another "/v/ autist finds out that /v/ gives zero fucks about speedruns and only want to be entertained" runs
>>715061949Itโs a raising sim. So itโs like Princess Maker if you ever played that.
>>715061896This is just sad, Spike is a shit commentator and a bad human being
Take off the mask I can't hear shit retard
>>715061949Like any horse raising sim
>>715061938>everything sucksyoure not interesting, unique, or smart
>>715061991SWITCHY
THE
CHANNEL
>>715061989Cool, when does the entertainment start?
>>715062020Ok
That makes it the least objectionable gacha slop I guess because it doesn't pretend to have real gameplay
runner not even 1st on leaderboards
>>715061940>ImplyingI only watched the anime and I like cute girls who eat a lot
>>715061283Uhh that would be an instant S
Looks like wirehead
got wired
YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>715062109File name, kek
>>715062087It ended about 10 minutes ago
>>715062176Kek. I didn't even notice they all put on sunglasses with him
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS GUY STINKS
>jewish stars are the checkpoints
cant stop noticing
>>715061401You mean the fight scenes? Or are you talking about the 5 static scene backgrounds used?
Have they called him pony hawk yet?
We need some real runs enough of le funny block it's gone on way too long
>>715061553>taking ratings seriously
Dont mind the silly game, but the runner is so bad.
damn i should read yuyu hakusho again
>>715062292It works best in the overnight hours because sleepy makes you giggly
This game seems unfinished.
But Uremeshi hates troons
Why the fuck aren't they running real games anymore? What is this fucking shit?
>>715062292in 2 hours you're getting a 3 hour ZELDA run into a skit into a race
>>715062040sure he is anon
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who asked for this game?
>>715062368because it's the silly block, which they've always had at SGDQ during which they exclusively run games like this
>>715062304>being genuine is like cringei heckin love marvel!
>>715062368come back tomorrow
>>715062332I should read it, period. I watched the anime on TV as a kid. Then later in life I learnt that the anime was fairly heavily censored.
>>715062432>always hadIt replaced the "awful block", because they just can't have that kind of insensitive negativity at the event anymore.
>only speedrunners are allowed to attend
How much better does the event become?
>praying in your donation
YOU CAN'T DO THAT CHUD
>>715062502it's called the awful block at AGDQ and silly block at SGDQ
the reason for which you should be able to solve Layton
is this fat fuck still there? he cheated on his wife btw
red pill me on still wakes the deep
>>715062332I just read it a few months ago. I love it but the rushed last arc upsets my soul
Is the commentator on the right wearing a PS5 as a mask?
>>715062549Hundreds instantly become wr holders of games nobody plays
>>715062614>this guy found not 1 but 2 bitches to fuckWhat a chad.
>>715062614Took over Sent's old job.
these meme games are so shit, are people truly out of video games to play
>>715062614>he cheated on his wife btwI hope with his daughter.
>>715062692What happened to Sent?
>>715062573>>>715062573>the reason for which you should be able to solve Layton*makes luke noises*
>>7150625493/4s of the staff can no longer show up.
>kingdom hearts is a good game
>>715062631It was fun, runner found new tricks during his run
THESE PEOPLE CAN'T PLAY THE GAMES THEY'RE RUNNING. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>715062614How do we know he cheated? Was it with a human?
>>715062725Officially, he got promoted to a leadership position off cam.
Unofficially, was stealing the limelight from staff and pushed out.
>>715062725He got booted upwards, he's the director of filming or some shit now.
>>715062725accidentally smelled his own socks and died
>>715062614Depending on what time you use this thread is what the opinion is
This is the Game&Shout is great hour where all opinions are pure dogshit and everyone is a cunt
I still haven't figured out which region of the world causes this but it's a constant
TUNE IN NOW!!!! le hecking wholesome and silly horse game is getting a real speedrun!
>>715062650it's crazy to think that yyh ran for only 4 years but hxh has been going on since 1998........
>>715062614>he cheated on his wifeIs this true? I love when I get a valid reason to hate someone I already hated irrationally
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>>715062614>Working through divorceAnybody have that screencap of that woman who convinced her husband to open the relationship, and then the husband proceeds to bring trannies to their house to bang every night?
>>715062614>this mostly bald faggot can find not one, but TWO gfs, and I can'tIt's over
>>715062904lmao
leave it to a gachakek to come early
Thank you for being the FUNNIEST person of ALL TIME
That choke looked intentional.
>>715062614this is his new lover
>>715062785he ran a train on some xir/xim bussy
>>715062767B-but it is...
>>715062767rich coming from the moe anime weeb
>>715062129>I like cute girls who eat a lotKenshin from SR
>>715062904B+ for ending choke
>>715062931I don't have it but I remember it. The funniest is that the couple was like in their 50s or something and then the guy kept bringing home 20 y/o trannies and the wife starting seething.
>>715062885he's gonna fucking die before he finishes it. I just know it
>>715062904Z
runner was terrible
>>715062984"Honey, you said this is good now right?"
How is every runner a she/her or a they/them
>>715062964this
shit was so obviously scripted
>>715062904B was mildly amusing
>>715062904C I guess it was a run
>>715062904C is for Choke
>>715063035>>715062904C could be fun, but could be better
>>715063035B+, short and fun.
and here's where the Trans Rights speech comes in
I'm so tired
>>715062904C
would've been up to a B if he kept choking until the estimate
>>715062904D -idn't watch
>>715063015based SR enjoyer
>Speedrunning is for everybody
That's exactly the problem
Z. Kill all these unfunny nogs IMMEDIATELY.
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>>715063035I'm doin' him a C
>>715063092Because they purposely pick them and stack the daytime schedule with them
>>715063035D, could hear a fucking thing these muffled idiots were saying and the run was gay as a horse
>>715063201>just pick up any random garbage game on itch and get running!what happened to wanting to optimize a game you love?
blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>715062904F
Dumb not a speedrun
>>715063262trannies ruin everything
holy shit this retard is still talking
>>715063162Heh. Thought you were going to be right, too. I could feel it with each of them.
>>715062452>voting different from me means your vote is not genuinenot sure why you brought up marvel movies sperg
>>715063262that would mean you would have to try and fail at something
this man really said that you should find a game nobody runs and run it instead of trying to actually get good at the hobby you want to participate in
>speedrunners are so cool
>i want to be a speedrunner
>but i'm a lazy piece of shit with no motivation
>ok i'll poorly run some shit game nobody plays and have WR by virtue of nobody else playing it on the fucking planet
>am speedrunner now
>i still can't do any of the shit that made me impressed by speedrunning in the first place
>but i am a speedrunner
>retard brain accepts this
>stave off death for another day
>>715063262>I've never played this casually, I don't know who anyone is or what the LORE is
>>715063262It's GDQ, these people are streamers first, runners maybe second.
>>715063262Popular games aren't picked anymore because most take over an hour and ADHD people scream and piss themselves in a fit questioning how it's a Speedrun if it takes that long
>>715062904F. I love horses, I hate that run
I honestly kinda envy that some people have the capacity to like a game so much they can play it a thousand times. I've only played even my most favorite games like three times at most. I just prefer novelty I guess.
Anyone got the ratings for all the runs?
>>715063371you say this but I spent four hours watching a pokemon run yesterday
>>715063353Preferably a game that's being shilled on Humble Bundle, too
Speaking of Humble Bundle, Humble Bundle is selling a GDQ HUMBLE BUNDLE ON HUMBLE BUNDLE
BUY HUMBLE BUNDLE
This shit is beyond AIDS
>>715063365Is that what is killing this? Streaming became mainstream?
>>715063353For every person like that, it's one less person competing with you on a hobby or skill that actually means something to you. I toast their autism.
>>715063340>upgrade to Very Hard
>>715063371Popular games are run more than ever. This type of loser isn't running them because the competition is tough, and trying hard is too much for him. He wants to be a good speedrunner without putting in the effort.
It's the non-binary of speedrunning. Pure lipservice.
>>715063353Don't forget making a meme category that only you and your posse run
>if you do not rate this run 5/5 stars you will wake up with a horse mask in your bed tomorrow
Are other shitters doing ratings too or did he just call us out?
>>715063353I mean, it's fucking glorified by these people. At least in the minimum definition of glorified, which is graveyard shift at GDQ.
>>715063414they dont enjoy it. they enjoy attention
>>715063440No way you watched the whole thing
>>715063440Pokemon, Zelda, and Mario are the gdq go to games to farm money. Its why they can break this rule and there is ANOTHER 4 hour pokemon run ahead of us
>>715063574I did miss the first 35 minutes, but I was there for the rest
>>715063353Rather than be a world record holder, I think it's just nice enough to just try to beat your own records every now and then to feel a rush of self-improvement.
Chances are, realistically, you'll never get a WR for any competitive game, but you can atleast be proud of yourself for getting better and better each time you try.
I come back to my Racing game time trials every once and a while and grind them for a week for this kind of feeling.
>>715063340Alright, that's pretty good.
>>715063479in a way, but part of it is that most of the actual good runners of games have their own streams these days or have stopped speedrunning and switched to challenge runs which are both more fun for them and get them more views aka more money
basically, GDQ is having to scrape the bottom barrel for people still willing to do it for free for them, it's why they can't do a genuine Super Metroid run anymore and have to go for obscure sub-categories, because nobody in the top of that leaderboard wants to take the time off to go on GDQ
>>715063479Not really, it's just a piece in a much bigger pile, kind of connects to what the godless night thing was actually about though, the misstep of people running for records on a stupid site instead of running for the joy of it and progressively improving at the run.
>>715062965Nice eyebrows, looks like she'd be very hairy.
>>715063262>>715063371There is no point in picking popular games, because they're too competitive. They're so optimized and often played that if you're not the cream of the crop, you physically won't be able to get anywhere near to top of the leaderboard, which makes you question why are you even speedrunning. You were too late, you would have to work very hard to achieve a sliver of success people had 10 years ago.
>>715063440>I spent four hours watching Did gdq send a hit squad directly to your house? Why would you do that to yourself? Like most anons checked out within the first half hour of that shitshow
Say you love TV this fucking instant.
>>715063092Not true. Saw at least 3 it/its
>>715063353I can understand not wanting to play catchup with dudes that have tens of thousands of hours in Super Mario 64 et al but there has to be a happy medium where you are still actually being competitive.
>>715063479Not quite. The popular and/or more liked streamers are either banned or don't want to participate in GDQs any more. Fast 50 has shown you can have popular streamers participate in speedrunning and it was a lot more fun than any GDQ from the last 10 years.
>>715062965Is the cat his kid?
>>715063725bro you're supposed to do it to see yourself improve and have something to strive for
there's no prestige in being number 1 out of 1 participant
>>715063654This, a lot of the games I run I don't have a hope in hell of getting a WR, and that's fine, I just enjoy getting good at something and being able to track my improvements.
>>715063262But how could you wear a latex horse mask at GDQ this way? Only third place runners that like to degrade themself on camera can become GDQ heros
>>715063742you gotta go through the bad times to really appreciate the good ones
>rose and camelia
what indie shit must this b--
oh shit its that old slapping game
>Katie4
>she/her
Where is the woman?
>>715063725>There is no point in picking popular sports, because they're too competitive. They're so optimized and often played that if you're not the cream of the crop, you physically won't be able to get anywhere near to top of the leaderboard, which makes you question why are you even doing that sport.See how retarded this makes you look
Oh look, another tyranny who does nothing to pass
>>715063654I speedran Monkey Island as a kid in 1999 or so, on my handmedown PC from my dad without a soundcard, simply because I noticed you can go through these doors to move around faster the town, and I wondered if you could get the acidic grog to the jail without needing to dunk the liquid in another container.
I see myself as a perfect speedrunner because I did it out of pure fun for the game. I don't remember my times either, I just knew I was fucking fast because I bragged to my parents that I could do it in half an hour.
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>>715063893Found the whale.
if youre not good at doing a hillbilly impression, dont try.
you can always tell who was and wasnt raised in the south baded on how well they can do it
>>715063794A lot of bigger Speedrunners/streamers who aren't banned also just don't want to associate with the clown show that modern gdq has become. When the Speedrun is third on the importance list behind charity and entertainment competitive people just bow out
>this game is going to involve a lot of cranking
Chat, what did he mean by this?
>>715063970Godless event.
>4 dudes on a couch with sunglasses doing exaggerated sialor voices
looks like it's gonna be Kin-
>She/Her
Guys sounds more like the RE4 merchant than a hick
oh yeah kino run I can already tell
What are you guys playing while watching this GDQ???
>>715063894Sports at amateur level give you fit, athletic physique that everyone wants. What does speedrunning give you that playing video games normally wouldn't?
FUCKING HELL
The man with the deepest voice is constantly grunting and sporting a she/her
Kill me now
gonna go touch some grass
>>715063887>Katie4The tourists don't even know.....
>>715063519faggot you should WANT more competition, that's what makes it fun, that's the whole point and what these gaysexuals are avoiding by doing this, because they want to be a part of a group without actually putting the effort into doing the thing that the group does, because they're unmotivated autistic fuckwads with entire shelves full of participation trophies
>>715064030Fantasy life i
PLEASE STOP THE CRINGE VOICE
Why are this accent shit?
>>715063893I genuinely didn't even think to check. Based on the way he's talking I'm tempted to think he's trolling. At least that's what I choose to believe.
This "Katie4" bloke seems familiar
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Why don't (You) have an official Dreamcast Fishing Rod?
>>715063993these aee rhe kins of fags that would watch danryckert streams too much, where they forced a crank it and yank it game from watching battle dome
Why is everyone doing a Spike impression?
>>715063970remember Hercuwes? that was a good wun
>>715064030atlyss
i made a big tiddy nidorina
>hype up the music
>can't hear the music
fucking hell
>>715063970What happened with tetris?
>>715064124I got one at a garage sale for $5 last year. I should dig it up and play this.
>>715064124I wonder if anybody shoved that controller up their ass
ironilcally the donation reader did a better impression than any of them
>>715064203Not a speedrun, over estimate.
>>715064072Whatever you're pursuing, there's already amazing and inspiring talents in that field as well as worthy peers at your own level. It's not like I'm going to look at deviantart fetish swill if I want to be a good character designer.
The one on the left drifted into Australia for a few sentences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_CQA14xFF4
>>715064203it wasn't tetris
>>715063893She's just really fat. But that is a vagina having person. She probably doesn't have periods anymore.
>I got a dang ol' worm you can dangle out there
he's banned isn't he
>>715064105thats her real voice
>>715064032Fun and entertainment you fucking moron
>>715064203nepotism run by someone who wasn't even that good at the game
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>>715064124My Dreamcast isn't thinking anymore
>>715064058>Thread doesn't know who Dage4 isFucking tourists
>>715063936I kneel. I had similar thoughts about the doors while playing it earlier this year
>Crank it like you like it.
I admit it, I chuckled.
This is a good example of something I often try to explain, where people think simply doing something regardless of performance is good. The people doing this and those who will praise it will praise it for the concept alone, not a single thought about execution
One of them sounds more British than hillbilly
>>715064287Katie will be dangling it after this run
>>715064284the cheat code to passing really is blobmaxxing
>>715064367Stop deadnaming her.
Does anyone have the full Crash 2 run from that year the runner told the audience he wishes he or they would get run over by bus?
He kept joking about suicide because he had to kill Crash a lot.
probably would have liked this one without the half baked accents and gay shit
>>715064124I do. I even have the box for it in pristine condition.
>bunch of dudes screaming CRANK IT over and over again
enjoy ur lifetime ban for having fun
This audience barely shows up at all, knows nothing about games, then wants to try to make something about themselves anyway. As bad as the runners are at being funny, the audience trying to join in is even worse. I hate humans. Bring back bullying
>>715064435You're mixing up two runs
Man, getting older and actually fishing sounds to me like a fine hobby now
>>715064451>Sips RedbullYep, they don't make speedruns like this anymore
>>715064367The pain of knowing GDQ before it became popular with the /pol/ kids.
>>715064435https://youtu.be/Idh__59eJEI?si=EeD5okP-twPv866d&t=2
>>715064284>vagina having
I gave synchronica a B last night because I felt bad being mean, but that shit sucked and dragged on forever. I wish I could give it a F.
Somebody post the frost fatales "put your hands up in the air" webm aaaaaa
>4 minutes under estimate
Impressive.
>>715064478>Fantasy Life iNice choice, comfy game is comfy as fuck.
>>715064478Why is Mario romancing Ness' bum?
>>715064494Fishing is meditation for boomers
>>715064435Anon, that was ten years ago
>>715064548Don't worry, anon, I gave it an F for you
>>715064549THROW YOUR HANDS UP
IN
THE
AIR
>>715064657>>715064661A
didn't overstay it's welcome
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they did fishing because event is in a flyover state that never sees the ocean?
but the game is showing the ocean?
and thus they should do redneck speech from those that never see the ocean and only catch freshwater?
oh i see, smart
>>715064657>>715064661D worse than the time they had it on last.
cheers to that brother *doesnt drink*
>>715064435The bus thing was a Super Metroid Run when the crowd kept shouting "WAH!" waluigi memes constantly.
The crash thing was separate run.
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>she
They gotta be trolling, right?
>>715064607That's my maga corner, they are gay fags
>>715064657>>715064661F
I can't stand people doing shitty voices thinking they're funny
>>715064657>>715064661A. I enjoyed it more then most of what I watched this GDQ
>>715064661B.
Fishing is kino
>>715064657B
Stupid but fun run
>>715064493you might be right, I meant the Crash 2 suicide guy, not the bus/shuttle guy
>>715064638so?
>>715064657>>715064661A
Good energy and mercifully short so the funny voices bit didn't overstay its welcome.
>>715064657>>715064661C if it was any longer it would be an F
>>715064030I'm afraid that... the Playstation Nation has found my home address
>>715064657F for fishsticks
>people are rating this higher than wirehead
yep, i dont associate with you lot either
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>>715064657>>715064661B
had some genuine laughs and wasn't too long to become annoying
>>715064657>>715064661A, a little over the top but still fun
>>715064657>>715064661B Short and sweet, I liked the bit
>>715064852it was a 10 minute run with friends having fun together. hard to go wrong
>>715064657>>715064661ZZZ
if you cant do the voixe well, dont do it at all. it wasnt funny at all. painful even
>>715064707Rednecks are the only people on Earth that fish or have ever fished. No human has fished until the southern United States was formed.
>>715064657F-Z somewhere in between
>>715064698can she swallow me whole
Why is The Bouncer in silly block? That game is good
>>715064924even if it was 10 seconds long, being that unfunny is painful to sit through. theyve seen people play up the hillbilly thing well and learned absolutely nothing from the people who did it we
>>715064946ZZZ
If you can't spell you, just don't post at all. It wasn't funny. Shitposty even
>>715065035Rose and Camellia is the last game in the silly block, Bouncer just happens to be after it
>>715064030need for speed 2
>>715064657D
first time I actually had to mute a run
>>715065108oh thanks anon
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What's the point of fishing when you can buy fish of your choosing at the market and save yourself the effort? How do you even know what kind of fish you're fishing up and presumably consuming?
>inb4 low test
>>715065120> first time I actually had to mute a runAnd you still gave it a D? You're a better man then me
>>715065019she is for hugs, fugs and smooshing against her tiddies
vore is retard tier, not interested in that shit
>>715065043The whole "I copied your post but turned it around on you" has never been clever. On top of that your argument is focusing on a typo while defending the worst acted parody in human history.
You have brain damage and should stop wasting oxygen. Stop breathing, genuinely.
>>715063654Speedrunning, paradoxical as it sounds, shouldn't be about world records. It should be your own records, your own enjoyments, your own satisfaction.
There are some days where I'm just thankful and proud to have cleared a run, even if it's far from my best run. Because just the act is enough.
>>715065159you're right, you need to keep consooming
>>715064435I only have this highlights video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
>>715065159it's fun.
People literally fish just to throw the fish back into the water.
>last run of silly block
>the bouncer and zelda not included
huh?
>bunch of dudes wearing dresses ironically
enjoy ur lifetime ban for having fun
How many times has Trans-Rights sweeped a name incentive this week alone.
>four maids
Suck it ESA with your pathetic one maid
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>white males
Hey now, are you MOCKING crossdressers?
>fishing is silly block
>not the bouncer
???
>we got 3 he/hims wearing maid cosplay
good run incoming
they pass better than the actual trannies
>immediately recognized juhorse from the voice
i've been watching these events for too long
>four trannies
oh no, /v/'s gonna have a melty
>>715064707>Flyover stateI'm going to pretty much ignore everything you said because anyone who uses "flyover state" tends to be the most pretentious person ever who speaks directly from their ass
Oh shit, it's the meme slapping game from like 2007 or something
Okay this couch is getting band, but its based
>nigoro
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
What's NIgoro up to nowadays? This isn't the game he wanted to do after La Mulana is it?
>>715065280The Bouncer is a very serious Squaresoft game that time forgot
>They're wearing maid dresses le unironically!
>>715065301Check their pronouns sis, the trannies are the ones that are gonna seethe over this
>that Shaq head on the floor
>all maid outfit dudes
Yeah this'll be good.
>>715065276couch middle please
>La Mulana DLC
What the fuck?
>>715065264is this game ryonacore?
How did GDQ allowed for ironic crossdressing? LMAO
S run already
honestly surprised GDQ let this game on
>women hitting game
uhhh based
i only know this as a meme slapping browser game from like 20 years ago. why is this on switch
> average lesbian relationship behaviour
>>715064435>>715065198here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rar0EZC6ao4
It got uploaded last year
>>715065159it's a great excuse for adult males with a family to get out of the house and be alone and relaxed for a few hours
catching fish isn't the point.
>I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR JESUS CHRIST
holy fuck what is this KINO game
KEK this is just a bitch slapping game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI
Is this supposed to be punchout?
>wearing a maid outfit ironically
>list pronouns as any/all
thats a perma
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>running a game about BEATING WOMEN at GDQ
Am I gonna have to SLAP A BITCH
>ironic cross dressing
>beating women: the game
>jiggle physics
S tier run
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ATATATATATATATATATATA
>Runner travelled from Singapore to play this game in a maid costume
b-based.....
KINO
>KINO
KINO
>KINO
KINO
>KINO
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he's here
>oh no i forgot about that
GDQ trannies on suicide watch right now.
>cross dressing ironically
>beating woman
>upskirts
visions of an SSS rank
>>715065584how is he confused? fucking brainlet
wow I didn't know NileRed was a speedrunner
I remember when this was a free game many moons ago.
>no trigger warning
uhhh bros? what about the heckin' audience who can't handle this sensitive topic?
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>Rose & Camellia
>Rose & Camellia 2
>Rose & Camellia vs. La-Mulana
>Rose & Camellia 3
>Rose & Camellia 4
>Final boss of scenario 1 is a tranny
Kino
slap
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>>715065636god shut the fuck up and enjoy the run first
>>715065641has the face but doesn't have the voice at all
have you ever slapped a bitch?
wait why the fuck is there a cutout of shaq's head
That Asian twink passes better as a joke than all the other "women" at GDQ.
>We're gonna slap these B... Bosses I would say
>>715065714nooo i gotta express my opinion as the correct first!!!
>overthrow the "madame"
so is this actually about prostitutes battling for supremacy and the runner is just being misleading?
>>715065757Why do you think trannies hate femboys?
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>the dark souls of slapping
GDQ staff holding an emergency meeting right now
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sexo
>>715065762Would let her slap the shit out of me
>tomatoanus? that name is too foul, you have to censor it for GDQ!
>jew horse? yeah that's fine
>>715065159>There are no fish in my pond, at all, where I fish.
>>715065462God bless you, thank you
>>715065801No its like Downton Abbey style
>>715065305lol you do you, i'm sure things are otherwise even if i never made the statement
>>715065801It's womans having a woman moment in the family.
>bringing attention to the jiggle physics
ban
Having the clapping go along with the multihit is pretty great.
>>715065762Would slap the shit out of her during sex
Just tuning in. Did I miss anything fun?
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WE ARE THE MAIDS PARADOX!
>>715065949THIS is the run, pay attention
>>715064030boutta start dolo corping on OSRS
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IT'S MA'AM
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>>715065949Fun is happening RIGHT NOW
>>715065812i shoulsve waited for rhis new character lol
average GDQ host has a cameo in this game???
>>715065995RUN IS NOW S TIER
>>715065954>"Your dream of royalty you can give up,">" 'cause you're about to get a grand slap!"
Damn how many times does this bitch fap in a day with her right hand
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>boss is always a surly tranny looking brute
SSS for this ABSOLUTELY BANNED run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxGn2Egekic
How on earth did they allow this game lmao
>>715066045>>715065995even has the muscle arm from excessive masturbation
>ใๅใฏใใๆญปใใงใใ
I love it.
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>CasualSpeedrun
More like CasuallyKino
How was his Siren run?
>audience doesnt even boo the bad joke
the silence from the room tells you everything lol
>>715065949Have some peas, duckbro.
NIGORO WHERE IS YOUR NEXT GAME REEEEE
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USA
>>715066079>How on earth did they allow this game lmaoOk, we have a submission here for "Rose and Camilla"
Oh, it looks like a visual novel with strong independent women!
APPROVED!
>gender swapped apollo creed
very nice
>>715066079was a banger during bigbadgameathon, gdq stole fair few runs from it this year
>slapping black women
holy kek this game just keeps giving
>tfw humble loser in Rose And Camellia
it was a funny cute meme 20 years ago. them leaning into it, releasing it on switch, and collaborating with indie games kind of loses its based status
Game actually has a pretty sexy art style.
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>Drill ojou with tennis racket
This game is absolute kino.
Domestic violence... has escalated
Imagine slapping a lady like this
>Suddenly Saint Seiya
lolwtf
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OHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~, you'll never Aim for the Aceโข with that technique!
>i don't remember the name, it's like statutory something
BANNED
>>715066312Haughty ojous need to be slapped more than anyone.
THE INDIAN WOMAN HAS 4 ARMS
I FUCKING CAN'T
>>715066329It gets crazier. This is honestly a fun game
holy shit he's gonna get banned isn't he kek
ok this guy is actually banned now
>>715066338so many qts in this game
this is actually more racist than punch out
i love it
Is SSS the highest rank we can give?
>>715066340>we go to India now and yeah... uh....
>>715065826This but hairy legs, forearms and armpits please.
Japanese maids >>> every other nation
get slapped baka gaijin tachi
Is this a fucking ryona game?????
>>715066307>get outta here, slapper
Watching the marathon for the first time all week for this kamige
>>715066471Just a low effort Chinese knockoff.
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>we get to slap poor people
>>715066474>hairy legs, forearms and armpits please.
>we get to slap poor people
>>715066430>Slaps a jeetI'm thinking S
So GDQ doesn't review game footage before accepting?? Reminds me of the Rocko's Quest debacle.
>very cool
>we get to slap poor people
>crowd is just quiet
kekk
>we get to slap poor people
UH OH
Time to fuck up some homeless
Maybe spit in their mouths too
>The last scenario is really cool, we get to slap poor people
Banned
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>we get to slap poor people
K I N O
I
N
O
This run is going to be banned, isn't it?
We're reaching levels of BANNED we've never seen before.
>last arc is beating up poorfags
kek
SSSS run
press F to salute
>>715066596Just enjoy it while it lasts
>milkmaid with no tits
Time for Shizuka to slap a bitch
Its easy to slap the rich but do you have the courage to slap the poor?
And it just became disgusting. Why the fuck is the audience cheering this on.
There need to be more Punch-Out likes.
I know which runner is going to be banned
>>715066569UHHH HONEY, UNHOUSED
>makes fun of people every boss
Iโm actually laughing at a GDQ broโs
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>>715066639She waxes her legs and arms though. Still hot. Unshaved everything + revealing dress = sexo.
imagine if every run was this good
>>715066639would give her penis a tongue bath every morning
This has been the best run of the marathon
Your ninjutsu are trash compared to mine, fuck off poorfag
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Oh shit it's Cat's Eye.
Delicious. Finally some good fucking speedrunning.
>fun couch
>fun runner
>limited donations
>no preachy bullshit
>actual humor
If only every run could be like this one
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>>715066796The clapping gimmick is great too.
wow I actually managed to catch the one SSS tier run this marathon, I am content
>fucking doctor robotnik mech
????
the first good run of the event, didnt think it would happen
>Final boss punches
That's cheating!
>doing shoutouts before the run ends to save time
this guy is aight
>>715066865>>715066870SSS. He's 100% banned but worth it
I'm so glad I was here for this run.
>>715066865S, too based for this world
>>715066865SSS
Actually fun to watch, a first for this marathon
>>715066870S for slapping
>>715066718>>715066639I don't blame her, doing your underarms all the time makes them sore as fuck.
>>715066865SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
wish I could go higher
>>715066865>>715066870SSS
funny game, good runner/couch, barely any donos, and didn't overstay its welcome. da poifect run
>>715066690>disdain for plebs
>>715066865SSS
honestly so good that every other S run should be demoted
>>715066865>>715066870A not a speedrun but it was entertaining
>>715066865S for Slap
also F for this runner/game getting banned from GDQ, preemptively
>>715066865>>715066870S
That was surprisingly fun to watch
>>715066865>>715066870Easy SSS
Who thought rich bitches slapping each other (and then later poors) could be so fun
>>715066865S for Singapore. Sadly, he's probably banned.
>>715066870>>715066865S
finally some actual kino
>>715066870F because of the anti-poor sentiment which the dumb children living on mommy's teat here don't understand.
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>>715066865>>715066870Missed most of it but seemed like SSS run.
>>715066865>>715066870A, funny but a bit repetitive
>>715066865>>715066870SSS
>SLAP SLAP SLAP GET BANNED
>>715066865S
Insane game, hilarious commentary, cosplay dedication, short. All round great run.
>>715066963Yeah, I saw this shirt in the t-shirt shop on the first game and knew some slapping was gonna go down
>>715066865>>715066870A, this game's also fun to bring out when friends are over. Where the fuck is the next game, Nigoro?
>>715066978i didn't give a single rating above B before this run, rating bitches are too emotional
>>715067070Uhhhh, why did you post a picture of my wife?
>I hope to come back soon
He doesn't know.
>>715067019it was also the couch, no preachy bullshit from the couch/runner, no nonsense from donos, no screaming from the audience, no trans bullshit. just some people playing a silly game quickly.
>>715067090>first gamefirst day*
>>715067038that character was the villain from the first scenario, retard-kun, she's not supposed to be likable
>>715067113It's GDQ i'm not sure what you expect. As long as there isn't a troon it's automatically an A despite it being a race/auto scroller
>>715067172Not from the game, moron.
>>715067148The runner even gave his shoutouts as the run was approaching time, rather than delay after it was over.
Does "Rose & Camellia Collection" include whatever the DLC is? I can't even find out what the DLC IS.
>>715067301The DLC adds a scenario where you play as Mulbruk from Nigoro's other game, La-Mulana.
all downhill from here with this bitch yapping about lgbbq+ incentives, later bros
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