Thread 715063789

>saves gaming
>creates great games
>some of the best teammates in online games
How is Finland so unfathomably based?

>>715063789 (OP)
nuke the eu
nuke china
nuke russia
nuke iran
nuke palestine
and nuke all their allies

based fuggers

>>715063789 (OP)
561%
I imagine all those are just NEET shut ins living off welfare 2000 euro autismbux monthly

>wealthy
>relatively homogeneous culture (Fennoswedes are European)
>extensive public services
>great education
>shitty weather so people are online and play games
>people can afford to study and follow their creative passions instead of slaving to pay rent
>makes great videogames
Easy.

>>715063868
Pretty much but 500~ euros and living/utilities covered

>>715063789 (OP)
They don't require IDs to vote there, though. Countries that require ID should get on it and get more votes, just to be sure

>>715063914
>people can afford to study and follow their creative passions instead of slaving to pay rent
Star Trek if real

>>715063789 (OP)
is there a finland specific youtuber/streamer/influencer that pushed it hard or is it just word of mouth among fins? doubt they all watch pewdiepie(literally only nordic video games guy i know and even then he's from sweden)

>>715064163
Word of mouth mostly, and a lot of finns tend to watch mostly foreign youtubers from my experience.
Probably got a lot of traction from the most visited finnish imageboard as well.

>>715064116
We could all have it but landlords, executives and private equity suck up all the wealth we produce.

perkele :DDDD

>>715063789 (OP)
because we are gamers

Vast majority of finnish threads on /int/ are either anime, gay threads or finnish twinks

>>715063789 (OP)
>How is Finland so unfathomably based?
No bullshit mentality.
Brutal honesty.
Invented tons of tech you use on daily basis.
Fought the Commies AND Nazis. Won.
Made interwebs a literal human right of their citizens.
Invented the best memes.
Sauna bathes with lolis and shotas all day, erry days. Does not get canceled.

>>715064163
Word of mouth.
Heck, even 4chan is 30% Finnish, according to a 2007 statistics Moot leaked.

>>715065572
>Commies AND Nazis
they're literally the same shit pretending to be different

>>715065572
>forgets about the greatest Finnish achievement of all
We used to have space elevators, FTL capabilities and orbital housing complexes before the Hwan came.

>>715063789 (OP)
>Signatures will stagnate somewhere between 1.35M and 1.45M. Unless there's another big push last week.
>Out of those, 950k-1200k are valid

There's literally still a chance this whole movement will fail before it even goes to the EU commission.

>>715063789 (OP)
>>creates great games
No they fucking don't. There's SCP Containment Breach and that's it. Sweden is much better

Thinking about how different my life would have been if I was born Finnish

>>715066342
Hello Sven. How's your wife bull doing?

>>715063868
1.5k but close enough

>>715063789 (OP)
they have the best education system

>>715066421
Imagine skipping out on both World Wars. Only Denmark is faggier

>>715066246
>widespread demoralization
>favors being called in
>lobbying groups greasing the palms
>brand champions getting conscripted up to fight for the cause
>journos sowing the seeds for GG3 : Electric Boogaloo
>all because one mold brained man dared to ask for clarification on whether you actually own your games or not
The war is just getting started.

>>715065870
>they're literally the same shit pretending to be different
True, but both Moscow and Washington have hard time swallowing that.

>>715066398
Everything would be better, but you'd still feel miserable.

>>715066648
>GG3 : Electric Boogaloo
What was 2?

>>715066342
My Summer Car.
Max Payne 1 and 2.
Baba is You.
Enviroment Station Alpha
Rochard.
Infra.
Noita.
Legend of Grimrock 1 and 2.
Trine series.
Cruelty Squad.
Alan Wake.
Control.
FlatOut.
Jackie Chan.

>>715066691
Sweet Baby Inc or something

>>715066691
Hogwarts tranny drama, with a hint of BLM clickbaiting.

>>715066675
>you'd still feel miserable.
Then why is it called "Funland"

>>715064163
Finns are just superior. Extreme rural ancient European DNA at play. The level of autism world is jealous of. Hyperborean northern steppe soldier noble class risen culture mixed with their ancient proto-germanic wives. Product: Perfect specimen, internet dweller ubermensch. This world is ruled by the almighty finnish Khaganate.

>>715064163
there are no big basedfluencers that are part of the internet culture and gaming. It's all giganormies or small time gaymers that make onions content for kids

>>715063789 (OP)
Highest number of furries per capita in the world since ~1995 (correlates with high tech-literacy and early internet adoption)

>snowniggers taking credit for white man's accomplishment again
many such cases

>>715065572
>Fought the Commies AND Nazis. Won.
>this is what toms of finland actually believe

Highest blonde rate per capita. Need I elaborate? I think not.

>>715067823
I recognize that slutty deer!

>>715068068
Sorry mister turkroach but you aren't white

Tell the dumbfuck meandraco to finish Teraugre already

>>715068285
Turkroach army alone would reduce your meme nations to dust. Remember why you are in EU

>>715068467
nta but I'd like to see the Turkroach army even attempt to fight the powerhouse that is the USA.
(not from Europe or America btw)

>>715068187
You do(e)?!

>>715068581
You are going off topic. The point is nords are all bark and no bite and take credit for everything good about life like the little honorary jews they are.

>>715064163
https://www.youtube.com/@rustoca
Pretty sure it is this skeleton nigga

>>715063789 (OP)
Because most Finnish gamers are terminally online autists.

>>715068871
>nords
Not all Europeans are Nords, kek

>>715067173
Because you're still allowed to have fun.

>>715063789 (OP)
basically: a country of nerds.
the public broadcasting company shows cs matches on TV ffs

>>715068068
feel free to tell us what country you're from, so we can have a laugh. unless you're a massive fucking pussy, of course.

>>715065572
>Fought the Commies AND Nazis. Won.
Ehh, they barely fought the Germans and the reason why they turned on their allies to begin with was because otherwise the Soviets would've annihilated them. It was the right decision, but calling it a win is an overstatement.

More people speak english and the finnish internet scene is so lame that we tend to go more international

Compared to someone like the french who are 95% in their own french speaking bubble online

>>715065572
>Fought the Commies. Won.

>>715068713
would

>>715070215
Are there even any decent vidya sites in Finnish?
All the imageboards suck ass or are all dead

>>715070623
V2.fi is good

>>715070623
None that I am aware of, there used to be some gaming centric forums but those have obviously mostly gone the way of the dodo a long while ago, and the vidya sections on finnish imageboards are pretty much dead or filled with conversation about the latest normie slop.
I personally only frequent /v/ for my gaming news these days and have done so for quite some time.

>>715066763
ultrakill
void stranger
fear & hunger
nokia snake game
returnal
resogun
super stardust
nex machina
barotrauma
cities in motion & cities skylines
shattered horizon
shadowgrounds
angry birds
clash of clans
death rally
liero
the swapper
wings
notrium
fucking habbo

>>715071090
Haha, nah

>>715065572
>Sauna bathes with lolis and shotas all day
I can't believe Comunist Party is literally legal there

>>715063836
>nuke all their allies
based, nuke Israel and the U.S.

>>715063789 (OP)
Literally everything you said is not true.

>>715063789 (OP)
Literally everything you said is true.

>>715065572
M8, we didn't win either the winter or the continuation war. We lost both, the soviets just didn't annex us wholly.

>1% of the population

and people still think this thing isn't botted out the arse

>>715075296
did you mean to say "out the entire arse", Jason?

>>715075184
Why would the Japanese fish on the other side of Eurasia? That's retarded.

>>715076857
Why would Trump want minerals from across the Atlantic? That's retarded.

>>715063789 (OP)
benis

>>715076857
it's a colony where they live on huge aircraft carriers and the fish gets transported all over the world from there with cargo planes, proceeds mostly go to japan, of course.

>1% of the Finnish population signed the initiative
How can one race of people be this fucking powerful?

>>715063789 (OP)
Heh, no problem. You are welcome whiteboy

>>715063836
Shalom shareholder
>>715063789 (OP)
Finns are fun as long as you don't expect them to be reliable or not to start schizo drama. I say that as someone who played mmos and holy fuck never trust a finn.

>>715078150
You can always trust a Finn, but if you wrong him in any way, then you are fucked.

>>715078316
Yeah nah I've been a guild leader on international servers on several games since dark age of camelot (before WOW even existed for the zoomers lurking) and finns were always problematic whenever they had to be in a group.
There is a pattern.

>>715078684
Yes, lack of sun and human interaction.

>>715063789 (OP)
pröööh :DDD

>>715064163
SGG was also featured by the national public broadcasting/news company.

>>715063914
>finlan
>wealthy
only the gubmint, the citizens are poortugal tier thirdie piss poor

>>715081365
the government is also poor, only a select few gigacorps are filthy rich, and the government has sold all its property for pennies to these corps who continue to rake in money. Now they will even sell water treatment to private companies.

>>715065572
Pool's closed!

>>715078684
>finns were always problematic whenever they had to be in a group
That's what weapons grade autism does to a man.

>>715081876
>Now they will even sell water treatment to private companies.
Nestle has been eyeing Finlands fresh water since the 2000's. Can't wait for the amerimutt megacorps to pump it all out & bottle it so obese niggers in the hood can buy it with their EBT

>>715063789 (OP)
agarthian blood.

>>715069343
She needs my Big Maltese Cock

>>715081876
Yeah, it do be like that.

>>715074896
>the soviets just didn't annex us wholly.
Literally a win, if you've ever visited the ex-Commie block E. European nations.

What the fuck is wrong with them? Do they hate video games?

>>715088548
niggers of europe

>>715088548
They have low populations. Look at the per capita.

>>715088548
they are not real countries, tax havens where you can literally buy citizenship. Considering half of their population aren't even real they are doing quite well

>>715088371
That's the copium way of interpeting it but factually we did lose both wars. Just because commies didn't anex us does not mean that we actually won shit, given all the territorial losses and other reparations we had to pay for the fucking soviets. Obviously we would have lost even more had the soviets just anexed us given what stalin did the the finnic peoples in soviet territories, so it is a silver lining that we retained our independence and were not absorbed into the communist block.

:D

Not really a fan of finns
Not racist just dont like em

>>715063914
>relatively homogeneous culture (Fennoswedes are European)
So are Finns, retard.

>>715089394
sex batang

>>715065572
Imagine bragging about our cowardly ancestors betraying their German brothers in arms. Its a shameful thing.

>>715068068
Quite literally 90% of contribution toward civilization, science and technology in all of history came from that northernmost part lmao.
Meds haven't contributed anywhere near as much as Germanics/Nordics, deluded retard.

>>715089394
Post more of these creatures

Finland ain't based, finns are unironic golems that just obey.

>>715090534
Did it ever occur to you that the finnish society is (at least for now) so prosperous and stable BECAUSE they follow rules and do not chimp out at the slightest provocation?

>>715090990
Yea, eat the bugs, accept the immigrants, don't question anything

>>715088759
>Kreml's plan is to take over all of the country and Russia-fy the nation once and for all
>Only manage to capture a few villages on the Easter border + lose a million troops while at it
If there's someone always coping, it's the Ruzzkie tyrants. At least Putler is following his granddaddy's way.

>>715089932
Imagine trying to turn Germs into "brothers", when they literally did jack shit during the Continuation War, and legit blocked the Western European weapon and ammo shipments meant for the Finns during the Winter War.

>>715089394
>girl is bigger than guy
Based and extremely hot

>>715091171
Cope. They were committing great sacrifices all the way in Moscow. They in general were very brotherly for example they searched for Aimo Koivunen with their planes, the soldier who went missing after taking too much Pervitin, and found and saved him. Putting in resources like planes and pilots to save an ally countrys soldier, even though they could use all resources in Russia.
German friendship with Finland has also lasted for many centuries. Lots of Germans fought in the Finnish War, to protect Finland from Russian invasion.
Germany sent lots of cannons, ammunition and jägers to help Whites in the Finnish civil war against commies.

It makes me disgusted that we started shooting at them just because of Soviet demands.

>>715091024
tomaattimurskarobin :D

>>715091581
>and jägers to help Whites in the Finnish civil war against commies
They sent around 10-14k troops to Finland during the civil war, not jägers.
They DID however train around 2k finnish volunteers as jägers during WW1, who returned to Finland during the civil war but were not a part of the German army at the time.

>>715091081
The immigrants are the ones breaking the rules, though. Being anti-immigrant is being pro-rules.

I love how finns make fringe political schizos seethe with their very existence

>>715092162
Rules are being enforced by the government and the government is what accepts them. Granted there might be good immigrants but generally they are not from countries you accept them from.
Russians are following the rules of their government and look at them.

>>715064163
We are all just autistic as fuck so we bombard each other with "SIGN MY PETITION" memes. And seeing as we're autistic and 9 months is nothing but darkness, we care about games and want to save gaming.

>>715063836
>eu
>palestine
>all their allies
that's everyone mate

>>715092430
You do not follow the rules of the government, you follow THE rule. And no, I do not mean the big book, though the rule does appear in it too.

>>715070623
Nah, all the conversation is in Discord Which sucks ass, but what can you do. Until someone creates a new forum where bots are killed immediately, it's going to stay there.

>>715078684
>>715082457
>>715078762
there's a reason they minimize social interaction irl
most of them lack any kind of filter and are short to anger, leading to knife fights and brawls
based retards

>>715088548
>Luxembourg
Literally jews of the EU. They do not care about consumer rights.
>Cyprus and Malta
Meme countries that are used by Russians to create "European" companies.

>>715091581
>They were committing great sacrifices all the way in Moscow.
Idiotic meat waves with maintenance lines stretched so thin that they might just as well not exist =/= "sacrifices". That's just idiotic slaughtering of your own, no better than what the Reds have been doing since day 1.

>It makes me disgusted that we started shooting at them just because of Soviet demands.
You wanna know what makes me disgusted?
The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, and how Ruskies got away with exactly the very same war crimes the Nazees did.
AND got them, Finns and most of Baltics pay them "reparations". Of which only Finns paid in full, and still got the Commies claws grasping Helsinki's balls for half a century.

>>715091581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUOT46ucrk

>>715065572
>4chan is 30% Finnish
that was almost 20 years ago mate

>>715093503
Do you have any evidence that's not the case any more tho? I mean look at this thread!

>>715066763
>>715071310
>no invataxi
do you even kurva?
https://classicreload.com/inva-taxi.html

Finish devs are based

>>715093897
Pagan larpers are cringe.

>>715063789 (OP)
>>some of the best teammates in online games
All nordics are passive aggressive fags in CS and Dota, thoughever.

>>715093998
>pagan
retard

>>715094036
CS and UT always draws out the bantz, even in Swedes

>>715094136
So a weeb, not much better.