Thread 715082043

how could living women ever compete?

>>715082043 (OP)
no pubes?

>>715082043 (OP)
Cant get pregnant

>>715083602
I know, it's awesome.

>>715083602
even better

>>715082043 (OP)
Living women mog those monsters

>>715083840
>>715084041
Pregnancy is the only thing that legitimizes sex and makes more than just dual masturbation

>>715084374
If you're gay, maybe.

>>715082043 (OP)
They compete by having a warm, wet hole

>>715084435
no one cares if you pleasure yourself in a hole
the only interests thing is that doing so makes the other person start replicating cells in a certain part of their body that develops in a human

>>715084607
vampires can give their reproductive organs a kickstart at the expense of vitae. this is basic vtm shit anon.

>>715084737
Faggot.

>>715083602
Actually, you can through esoteric vampire magic, and a extremely consistent source of blood you can get a vampire pregnant.
It is however mostly infeasible logistically for any average player character in WoD so there's that.

>>715085181
i'll admit it, i opened it on my first run.

>>715085438
Same, even though the voices told me not to!

>>715085181
Whenever I see this image I always image they're staring at the neophyte who's looking like a cartoon character that just got blown up

>>715082043 (OP)
>Steps in your way

>>715082043 (OP)
If the was ever another VTM game would you enjoy if there was like a side quest or 2 where you accidentally stumble into another splat and are now find you self a reprieve from fixing vampire problems/errands to now fixing some other weirdo spook in the night's problems/errands, as a sort of nod to "yes there's other splats that VTM out there"?
also I want a werewife so bad bros....

>>715084253
Unlike the other ladies, Venus's breasts are not 3d-rendered. She just has a singular chest bulge with a sloppily drawn-on cleavage. Also she canonically fucks fat men to pay her rent. She does not compete.

>>715084253
WHAT?

>>715086568
huh. I wonder if there was no time to model her properly.

>>715082043 (OP)
I'll take the friend.

>>715086883
Actual best girl

>>715082043 (OP)
normal girl's assholes have that metallic copper taste a little bit that you get from blood, and i always wonder if you were to eat a vampire's asshole would that taste be stronger since her asshole would naturally taste like that but then also her diet is entirely blood right so her shit would also taste like that
idk, like i'd try it but i feel like it's probably less enjoyable than human girls, has anyone here tried?

>>715087446
Vampires don't shit, dummy.

>>715086883
this is way you cut all ties with your old mortal life as much as you want to stay in contact. as far as your family and friends are concerned you died in a freak accident. they maybe even got to see your body.