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KEEP HYDRATED

why are there so many nintendo games for children that are exclusively played by fat 30+ year old troons in sgdq

Migging

miiiiiiiig

>>715085336
>Orb Media
HOOOOOOOYP

>>715085336
reminder glass bottles also give you microplastics

>>715085239
That's a lot of eggs and rice

>>715085336
OOOOOORB

We need more hosts like this one, shuts the fuck up, let's the cringe retards cringe themselves out, doesn't shill shit constantly unless directly asked by the runner. He'll be banned i imagine

hi mr janitor thank you for all your hard work :)

Remember to hydrate!

what kind of person says "yes, I want to speedrun the worst zelda game with a 3:15:00 estimate"

>>715085467
Remember to breathe!

>>715085336
>>715085410

>>715085410
You cannot escape the estrogen

>>715085467
This looks like it might taste okay?

>>715085336
Got Milk?

migged

>>715085336
>Drink micoplastic'd water out of gallon jugs
>Or significantly over chlorinated water from the tap
>Or spend 70 extra dollars per month on disposable water filters
I'm just sticking with jugs honestly. Everything is loaded with micoplastics, something is going to get me one way or another.
This run is so god damn boring I'm more interested in walking water.

>>715085365
>wouldn't be surprised even in the slightest if they funded it
I guess in a wayward state they do as MSF pays for pretty much everything in SGDQ and MSF definitely got USAid funding.

>>715085529
is there even any proof that microplastics are harmful yet?

>awful mustache
>ratty hair
>anime shirt
>long nails
>tiny hands and head
bruh.

>>715085620
Yes

Chibi won.

>>715085620
zero. in fact, you should be drinking at least 8 oz of crude oil a day

>>715085620
they cause alzheimers

>*gets ya*

wat do

>>715084904
>"I'm not getting paid by CocaCola, get this shit outta frame
lmao, "drink water" good cover

>>715085714
Doesn't he also have a girlfriend or maybe even wife?

>>715085620
whatever dude just be scared ok

If drinking from plastic bottles is killing me where am I supposed to get water from

>>715085251 (OP)
I'm in

>>715085517
Least run Zelda game probably so easy "WR" on speedrun.com and then easy brag about having a Zelda WR.

>>715085714
This creature looks familiar.

>>715085548
what is this?

>>715085714
oh shit i never knew he was ftm
came across just as an awkward runner

new thread, new ip, new cookies, how are these hot pockets going mate ? those eggs & rice were pretty fucking good, thanks for asking

How many days did it take for SGDQ 2025 to surpass the amount of money raised by this year's ESA?

>>715085842
all cans have a plastic condom to prevent the contents from reacting with the metal

>>715085909
holy flippin based

>>715085943
about 1 hour

>>715085251 (OP)
miggering
and i wanna fuck pippyinatophat

>>715085336
I wonder how many microplastics my shitty plastic cups are leaking into me. I should probably switch to clay or something else digestible (although it's probably 20 years too late).

>>715085741
CRUDE OIL?

>>715085854
>year round horror streamer
I always knew he was a chick

Wrap it up already man, I wanna see the daily recap!!

>>715085842
In case you didn't actually know, in aluminum soda cans there's actually a very thin plastic bad covering the liquid to prevent corrosion of the metal. So you're technically drinking from a plastic bag every time instead of a metal can.

>>715085604
>Coke is more hydrating than water
My fucking ass it is.

>>715085975
even when they say bpa free?

>>715086059
I only drink piss like our dear leader

>>715085609
can't you donate blood to reduce the amount of bullshit checmicals microplastics and stuff fuck you with

How the fuck do people listen to the constant fucking noise coming from these people?
Do they think that every single moment needs to be filled with inane chatter?

Mig ho, cap'n!

>>715085909
remember you have to keep making more until 3 hours or you get range banned

>>715085620
t.

>>715086181
dead air is generally considered bad in broadcasting.

>>715086197
f14

I migged.

>>715086131
theres many other types of plastic other than bpa

>>715085619
makes sense
im not watching this troony shit live, waiting for the final /v/ chart and then making a vod playlist

>>715086113
puah watah needs some minerals in it to hydrate you properly

>>715085606
>merisuola-juustosoda

>>715083324
>>715083694
Fuck it, I've done it myself, merry early Xmas anon

>>715086148
>Cleanse myself of micoplastics by donating blood while passing them on to some unsuspecting rube
Delightfully devilish.

>>715085909
BAAAASED GAAANGGG

ah yes, if only i posted about on topic thinga like water bottles

IM A HEADBANGA

>715085735
no (you) for you

Mig

>>715085714
Panchiko shirt

>>715086403
bro... the plastics settle into your flesh even more...
you're basically making the situation even worse for yourself since you cant filtrate it

come on, you just have to ban 80.0.0.0/24, it should be fine, or is it not ?

>>715085983
>>715086202
>>715086420
be careful anons, i responded yesterday to banned people posting cute and funny pictures and this stupid nigger faggot started to think I was "ban evading"

>rubbing your sword in between her chest

How did Nintendo get away with this?

>>715086403
not my problem

you guys playing any vidya during this slog?

>>715085620
just enjoy the runs

>>715086237
lmao

Going off the chat speed and donos I think 45k of the 46k views are botted. do you think twitch have a backend for corpo channels or do they use some external service?

Any good goontent?

>>715086372
this shirt shows more suffering than any scar could

>>715086528
i'm watching the REHD run

>>715086357
sorry i don't speak mexican

>>715086372
I don't remember that run

>>715086598
thats a lot of bottled viewers

>>715086652
That was a comfy 1am run desu

>>715085251 (OP)
How come no one talks about the DS Zelda games?

Is this the event made by and for troons? kek

How are you guys holding up? Trabs rights

>>715086372
Is Spike full faggot now? I thought he was one of the last remaining decent old runners still allowed.

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>Keep hydrated
>All the links are purple

this run is making me even more "transphobic" than usual
I didn't know I could hate troons this much

>>715086779
it's made by straight white men so we can grift troons out of their money in an effort to allow doctors to treat IDF soldiers

They said it again.

what mental illness is this

>>715086598
>Going off the chat speed
Only subs allowed, plus everyone got banned.
Viewers are probably botted too, but slightly less than you think.

>>715086759
apparently water bottles appeal to /v/ more

trans rights matter less than fecal matter

how you likin the run so far

>>715086372
heavy on the lousy

>>715086759
I think they're too big of a pain to emulate so they're just not played as much

>>715085943
Nice, we're looking at record profits for the organizers. I hope protomagicalman or whoever is the new replacement for them gets the biggest slice of the pie they can! 50% of all raised proceeds go to charity <3 god this is so wholesome, chuds could NEVER

>>715086759
They're both pretty bad games.

Most of these "trans rights" are ironically, right?
Like an inside joke.

>>715086528
Just beat Castlevania: Harmony of dissonance.
I liked it.

>>715086779
why do you ask

>>715086943
I hate it

>>715086943
not

>>715086907
Perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

Do Zeldafags really?

>>715087004
Imagine the smell

>>715086943
This is the first Tetra I've seen that I want to toss straight into my bed.

>>715086759
got filtered by the hinge puzzles

>>715086943
I want to die

I'm having multi-hour run fatigue

this has got to be the most wholesome moment in all gdq
https://x.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/1943347306457141424

>>715086759
They're fairly mid for top-down Zelda games. The GB/GBC had far better Zelda games.

Upcoming schedule looking lit

I am a real female.

This is one of the runs I wanted to catch today but I overslept for various due to reasons. How's it been?

REMINDER: ALL ORGANIZERS DESERVE THEIR 6 FIGURE SALARIES AND SO DO THEIR NEPO HIRE FRIENDS. ONLY TRANSPHOBES DISAGREE.

>>715086943
It's decent, but too long for how bland it is.

>>715087073
Anons, should speedruns at GDQ be limited to 1 hour or some other time? Yea or Nay?

>>715087108
Ok Miles

>>715087004
WINGS

>>715087104
>showcase

>>715087076
wholesome breathtaking chungus 100 [everyone liked that]

>>715087062
woah there

>>715087004
they're multiplying

>>715086970
Shut the fuck up Noelle.

>>715086943
D
Annoying runner and couch who won't shut the fuck up about stupid bullshit

>>715087104
GODLESS NIGHT PART 5

>>715086528
osrs

>>715087149
jesus christ.

>>715087149
i always feel bad for fat people and give them the benefit of the doubt that they're only overweight because of bigger problems they're facing or they have some sort of disorder.

>>715087116
Mid unless you really like Phantom Hourglass.

>>715086943
if the wailing banshee would shut up for 10 seconds the run might actually be watchable

>>715087149
how fucking fat was he before

>google Nintendo Puzzle Collection
>think it will be some bing bing wahoo shit
>it's absolute sexoo

Have I missed anything significant since Pario Maint?

stop being hateful, guys... it's really gross

>>715087004
America in one image

>stupid little bitch
WOAH

>>715087149
how...how do you let something like that happen to yourself?

>>715087073
Always could be worse

Anyone who supports and watches GDQ events post 2015 is genuinely just as bad if not worse than the "competitive" melee FGC. You quite literally have no morals. You're watching and donating to an event that makes trans grifters insane 6 figure salaries while they directly lie to your face that all proceeds go to "charity"

>>715086970
Rape the doe

>>715087339
Saved

I honestly hope anyone involved in this dies of the worst type of cancer

>>715087424
so they just ban you for anything huh?
>>715087449
sometimes it's a legit health problem or maladaptive coping for other problems, eating food to help them feel less miserable about whatever else troubles them.

>>715086528
Casually plodding through Fantasy Life i.

This game looks pretty good for a DS game.

>>715087449
I have no idea
I am only 30% bodyfat and every time I look in the mirror I want to kill myself

>>715087339
based

>>715087449
Inflammation from goyslop causes brain fog, lowering conscious awareness

>Nubby's rated that low
I'm not surprised. I bet the audience was insufferable too with how much they were memeing up the run leading up to it.

Jeez they're still on this game? I don't remember PH being this long

god that fucking donation

>>715087004
Shout out to Weird Al Yankovic on the left

>missed the oblivion remastered stream
I'm such a retard

>>715087116
>for various due to reasons
Stroke?

>>715087627
Casually it's long as fuck because you've got a shitton of backtracking to the temple.

>>715087574
>only have a BMI of 30
>only 30
>only
Do americans really? But in all seriousness don't kill yourself anon, just eat at a calorie deficit. It's that simple, it's the laws of physics.
>inb4 no that doesn't work

>>715087648
bro it was at like 2 am

>>715085336
>sips water from owala bottle
they still have plastic straws anyway, but fuck they keep water cool. Mine did me well in Italy

>>715087073
>>715087136
It should be limited to at least 2 hours.

Every time I think this event can't get more deliberately unfun they surprise me with how sterile it can get.

If a dungeon doesn't have unique music, it's just a mini-dungeon.

>>715087705
>bmi of 30
>bodyfat percent of 30
He may be fat but at least he probably isn't illiterate

don't forget to hydrate

>>715087004
Anyone have the names of this class of special students? Not the real names but the one you laugh at.

I missed it but the part where you had to close the DS to complete the map filtered the fuck out of me as a kid

>>715087583
HE RETURNS

>>715087705
learn to read, anon.

>>715087648
That's totally not licious

>>715087705
>Do americans really?
HFCS and other goyslop ingredients tend to do that.

>>715087741
They should have +2hour long runs in a separate category. Bang out all the quick sub 1 hour runs in their own block too. But no we need more skitz for failed art students to poorly stumble through

>>715087761
>ALttP has 2 multipart dungeons
> Ice cavern in OoT is actually a full dungeon

>>715087648
>NOOOOOOOO I MISSED THE TRANNY DEMASTER OF AN OLD AND BELOVED GAME
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEE

>>715087705
30% bf

But my bmi is also 30 so you arent wrong

foren

>>715087935
or do the ESA thing and have a second stream.

rate the run

Rate the Phantom Hourglass run!

>>715088102
C

>>715088090
C

>>715088102
>>715088090
B

>>715088090
>>715088102
ZZZ

>>715088090
>>715088102
SSS trans rights

>>715088090
C

>>715088102
A

>>715085854
>>715086035
Why are you making shit up? He's just a very ugly dude.

>>715087797
In most cases fat percentage and BMI are equivalent. The difference being fat percentage doesn't take in account height and activity. 30% body fat is usally, in most cases equivalent to a BMI of 30-40 considering 30% body fat is obese and a BMI of 30 is obese. But go off some more, fat retard.

>>715088047
gdq tech already struggles with 1

>>715088102
C

>>715088090
>>715088102
SSS

>>715088090
>>715088102
D

>>715087996
>"I activate Posh of Greed, which allows me to wear two monocles at the same time!"
>"Why don't you use a pair of glasses, then?"
>"HMMMMMMMMMMMMM, fuck off"

>>715088102
C and that's generous

>>715088090
>>715088102
A

>>715088102
B

>>715088090
>>715088102
B

>>715088102
B

>>715088090
>>715088102
F. If I was in US, I would buy a gun and shoot myself due to this run

>>715088090
C
Run's just boring for the first hour and ah alf

>>715088090
A. Really solid run of a meh game.

>>715088090
>>715088102
F

Oh God another chibi robo speech incoming

>>715088090
>>715088102
D

>>715088090
>>715088102
F

>>715088090
>>715088102
B

>>715088090
d

>>715088090
>>715088102
C

>>715088090
>>715088102
D-

C L I N T

>>715088090
B

>>715088102
>>715088090
D too long

>>715088090
>>715088102
C Too slow of a game

>>715085714
It's the tiny little hands. There's no way that's a male skeleton with hands that tiny.

>>715088090
>>715088102
A

>>715088102
C. Long and kinda boring, but I appreciate an overlooked Zelda game getting some attention.

>>715088102
F
I want to die

>>715088102
>>715088090
ZZZ

>>715088102
>>715088090
D for annoying as fuck couch. also TRANS ROIGHTS AMIROITE?

>>715088090
B

>>715088102
B for bretty good

>>715088160 (OP)
>>715087876
Learn to not be a pedantic retard, read my other reply. You're correct for like 5% of cases. 95% of the time if you're rocking a BF% of 30 your BMI is between 30-40, faggot. Those fat deposits aren't doing your autism any favours

>>715085350
Because they're games for everyone of all ages... Which does include troon sadly

Kind of a double edged sword

>le rate it
>tons of free (you)s
damn

>>715088102
B-
annoying at times but okay to leave on while doing something else

>>715088090
>>715088102
Z didn't watch

>>715088391
Here's one on me, you dirty little (you)slut.

>>715088090
>>715088102
A, pretty cool game.

>>715088090
>>715088102
ZZZ
because of trans rights file name

>>715088391
They don't want you to know this but (You)s are free you can give them away

>>715088102
B, it was okay

>>715088090
D for Didn't watch

inb4 another gamer proposal

>>715088090
>>715088102
D

>>715088102
>>715088090
B
not the most interesting speedrun, but it was still a speedrun and wasn't completely offensive to the senses which makes it above average for GDQ

>>715088102
D

>>715088102
skipped/10

>>715088391
I'm givin im a (you)

>>715088090
A-

Solid run, fun vibe. Absolutely fuck the haters over here.

>>715086197
bet she fucks like a fighter jet

>>715087930
When I was there I was amazed at how fucking sugary everything is apart from chocolate, somehow.

I tried to make a basic ass sandwich and it tasted like the bread was a Victoria sponge or something.

>>715088047
They would have to write twice as many run scripts, hire twice as many hosts, create twice as many incentives, write twice as many staff skits...

>you don't need a capture card just record it off the screen
I miss retsupurae :(

>>715088596
snes9x

>>715087076
>she was on The Tester and King of the Nerds
What
She got fat wow.

>>715087705
The problem is when you realize that eating less impacts your mood and it doesn't get better over a long period of time.

oh wow, another boring fucking glitch exhibition because the run wasn't long enough. hooray

>>715088624
Begone thot

>>715088698
Working on those Architect% run strats hardcore

>>715088572
theres too much sugar in everything in america. moving to cooking your own shit and getting bread from a bakery instead of the supermarket is a huge step up in reducing goyslop intake.

Why the males talk with the cadence and mannerism of a girl?

>>715088090
>>715088102
D

>>715088797
it's just the californian accent

>>715088698
BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE

>>715088796
grim

>>715088790
im gay and i agree, only the freshest baked baguettes for me and my power bottom

If I killed myself tonight nobody would care.

call me a fuddy-duddy but I don't think every game requires a glitch exhibition

>>715088796
The person that wrote this is in his 40s

>>715088796
christ almighty

>>715088939
I dont blame you for wanting out. Life is pretty shitty. I hope you go peacefully.

>>715088939
send me your valuables and I'll care for a while

>>715088701
>if i eat less i get upset
>this implies i'm eating for emotional reasons
That's not fucking normal. You're addicted to food like a drug addict. Fatties like yourself will do anything to justify their lifestyle. Just admit you're addicted to food. Existing at a 200 to 500 calorie deficit doesn't make you upset and depressed unless you've already created an addiction based dopamine feed back loop. Like any drug addiction, your brain and body will eventually return to normal and you won't be depressed if you don't consume 5000 daily calories.

Genuinely anon, the fact you typed that out with the firm belief it is a normal state of being should be a massive wake up call for how bad your food addiction is.

this shit always reminds me how gay video games are

>>715088796
I wish this person a very happy day and utterly horrid night terrors.

>>715088875
BETTY SPAGHETTI

>>715089021
this chart is gonna look interesting when its sorted by rating instead of chronological

>>715088796
god imagine how fat his balls is from how much of an unloveable incel he is

>>715086953
There exists patches to add d pad controls for both games and they run fine on DS emulators.

So now we can judge them without the controls getting in the way like with SSHD

And my verdict as a long time fan is... They're still among the weaker classic-style Zeldas. Even being a fan of Toon Link and that universe, I had a better time with Minish Cap, Link's Awakening 2019 and ESPECIALLY Echoes of Wisdom.

They're better than Zelda 2 and the game boy games just barely because of the control limitations those had for inventory management. But as soon as the Oracles gets a remake, they will only go further down the totem pole and the only kind of rerelease we'll see are DS NSO in like 2027.

>>715088875
Betty spaghetti

>>715088796
I don't get it

>>715088939
I would care.
I love you, Anon, and you deserve happiness and everything you dream about in life.
I really, really want you to stay with us, to live, love yourself, and share love with others.

>>715089021
stop with the meme names

>>715088956
fuddy-duddy

>>715088102
C. I got bored and started cleaning instead of watching

>>715085251 (OP)
What was going on in that barrel?

>>715088939
>If I killed myself tonight nobody would care.
Turn this energy into violence

>>715089071
This. You cannot lose weight without getting addicted to something else like cigarettes

>>715088701
Also implying that it never gets better and you'll be depressed and angry for the rest of your life until you go back to eating 5000 calories a day is a blantant lie and an insane drug addict delusion. You need professional help, fat retard.

eggs & rice bros, how it's going ? made myself a double espresso to keep up with the evading, shit takes courage and abnegation

>>715088090
C

>>715089128
chartfag is this guy >>715088796

Overestimte in the fucking exhibition

>>715089021
merging ads and nonruns was a terrible mistake

>>715088698
That was 13 years ago

>>715088572
American food is genuinely not food. I have no idea what it is. We buy millions of loaves of something we call "sliced bread" every day. It appears to be dried insulation foam. We have something we call "cheese" which appears to be some sort of edible rubber containing "no less than" 51% actual cheese. We have a dish called a "grilled cheese sandwich" which does not contain bread or cheese, and isn't grilled. Many people have fond childhood memories of this dish.

>>715088090
D

DIREITOS TRANS

>>715087079
While those game boy games are better at their core, the control limitations of having to repeatedly pause to change out two buttons, including your sword and shield, does hold them back.

But yeah Link's Awakening remake clears the DS games easily and even gives the original a run for its money.

oooh banana!

>loud nigger
mute

>>715088956
Nigger-duddy

Anyone got a sceencap of the retarded dono who kept getting pissed off that GDQ didn't read his donations?

>>715089320
yeah yeah society

I hate this disney negro so much

>>715088090
D

>>715088158
he doesn't often talk about it, but yeah it's true

fruit feet and legs... uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>715089445
very much an archetypal theater kid

>>715089320
uh huh

really flattering image to put on stream, the granny wearing a weed leaf bucket hat

>>715089320
Yes all our bread is Wonderbread and all our cheese is Kraft singles. You are making sweeping generalizations and don't know what you are talking about. Probably have mommy buy all your food for you since you don't actually know whats in shit.

>>715087649
Probably a bit of heat stroke, yes.

>>715088090
>>715088102
Z

But caller, Greg is our friend.

>>715089021
You look like this and do this though.

>>715089559
don't care it's my money

>>715089508
>american flavored

what do americans taste like??

who cares about a marriage proposal
trans rights hype

>>715087290
Phantom hourglass is the only zelda game I've played more than an hour of and then never finished.

>>715088102
F. I'm sorry, Tetra

>>715089508
im still shocked that those and other thngs survived the whole anti plastic hoopla from a few years ago

>>715089114
The question was "How come no one talks about the DS Zeldas"
It doesn't matter if there exists things that 90% of people won't do. Most people aren't gonna download a patch for their emulator thus no one talks about them

rubie looking extra breedable today

>>715089021
Casual Birder was an ad

>>715089619
it tastes like cheddar cheese because that's what american cheese is made out of

>>715089619
mostly bland and a little greasy

did someone really propose to the tranny at the end of the Bouncer run? Last time I remember someone doing this was during a Mischief Makers speedrun like a decade ago and they ended up getting divorced in under a year lol

>>715089578
looks like a cool guy

I am here for Donkey Kong. Where is Donkey Kong?

What causes a person to go for the crack ho look without doing crack?

I miss Sent

huh I feel they’re giving away a lot of Nintendo related rewards this year

assuming they do send it
will it survive shipping?

>>715089767
I physically cringe every time you post your stupid tweets here for attention

>>715089767
Buy an ad.

>>715089767
dude you need to fuck off

That looks really fun,
do you guys ever wanna... fly out to Minneapolis, rent a hotel, rent a game console, rent some boardgames, and buy some tshirts?

>>715089725
>they ended up getting divorced in under a year lol
he's trying to beat their time, duh

>>715089794
you think he got lucky on his bday? it was yesterday and they sang for him, everybody knew

>>715089767
you're as funny as the janny itt

>>715089737
1 week, tard-kong

really weird that they made this Greg the Rapist character

>>715089071
I spent a year dieting and my mood never recovered. I'm also not fat. I've always been a bit chubby and I wanted to see what it'd be like to be skinny.

You're trying to argue from this moral high ground, but what matters is your individual reaction to a diet. If it makes me depressed, I'm not going to be able to keep it up. And I didn't. It wasn't like the diet was living rent free in my head thst entire year. It became second nature really fast. I actually enjoyed finding ways to cut out more food, creatively. I lost a good amount of weight and i was reasinably happy about it. But at some point I realized that if I ate a snack before bed, I'd go to bed happy instead of miserable. That's all it really takes to realize you're not eating enough.

I've been getting more exercise lately as a substitute.

>>715089864
Someone in this thread said they won a perler once years ago, and it arrived completely destroyed.
So I doubt it.

>>715089767
There is noone more pathetic than you.

>>715089559
well worth it mate, well worth it
get rid of him, he's shite

Why does it talk like that?

Miguchad

what did he mean by this?

>>715089794
Who is Sent?
Anyway Trans Rights!

why did this brown retard suddenly start talking like a ghetto nigga

>>715089767
>seething on twitter all week
>shadowbanned so nobody can read shit

>>715089526
Yeah you showed them anon! We have real cheese and real bread, you stupid euro chuds! Plus, Wonder bread and processed cheese are only some of the most highest sold and consumed products in America...... oh wait..... uh.....

>>715089880
Done

Ufff praying to god for those legs to uncross

>>715087534
They ran out of normal people to attack so they must devour themselves to continue feeling powerful

>>715090021
yeah yeah society

>>715090000
wish i was as cool as this Ninja

>>715090000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czcxPd7v4KY

>>715089526
Anon, I dint know how to break this to you, but sliced bread other than wonderbread is also garbage, the typical American cheddar is also very low quality, and I know how good the alternative is specifically because I stopped buying the things that my parents used to buy.

I dont even know how so many of you tell, everyone looks male to me at a glance except for the very obviously obnoxious women voice that has to make sure her voice is known

Greg is the key to all this, he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had before.

>>715088939
If you trooned out before jumping then GDQ would care

who the fuck is greg he just appeared this gdq rite

>>715089864
Fuck no, but they won't send it anyway.

>>715089794
Sent comes off to me as the only actual genuine person on staff. I buy he's a naturally goofy guy.

>>715090021
who said anything about highest sold? most people are retarded that's not new

What the fuck is that dude's shitty Southern "accent"? It's not even a funny attempt.

>dev running his own game tomorrow morning
why

like really just why

>>715090004
Sent is the best Gurumin speedrunner GDQ never had

holy fuck that guy's voice is annoying

Edenal had the common sense to realise that gameshow segments without Metako were pisswater. These faggots think they're better.

Actually, they don't, they think their audience is more whipped.

Will something on that GDQsurpass Crazy Taxi with live band?

>>715090261
quirk chungus

>>715090149
The only sliced bread I mentioned in my post was wonderbread.

>>715090260
>why
ad

>>715089021
Qrd on Rose and Camellia?

>>715089526
All euros can do is make sweeping generalizations about a country that probably dwarfs theirs 10:1
You don't see me saying all Chinese eat dogs fried in gutter oil

>>715090021
>talking out of your ass
aunt millies probably sells than le wonderbread

>>715088796
>Mystical Seed
What the fuck does this even refer to

>>715090335
and hot chip and lie

>>715090303
maybe the band they have queued up? but already not as soulful cause it's not playing a game's tracks

>>715090237
niggers amirite
captchaa tmdtn

>>715089865
>>715089880
>>715089882

>>715089916

>>715089959

>>715090303
I remember seeing that. What event was that?

>>715089937
>i realized if i smoked a little crack or weed, i'd go to bed happy
You also described how happy you were losing weight, and you fail to mention what your diet consists of. Emotional instability from your diet comes from a lack of nutrition, not because you didn't eat enough you moron. Unless you're literally starving yourself, which is also counter productive to losing weight and keeping the weight off. You're also not describing yourself as being depressed, you're blantantly stating if you had a treat before bed you'd get a nice mood boost despite clearly having no issues sleeping and no issues mainting your diet.

Tl;dr your argument is disingenuous and nutritional levels affect mood, not overall caloric intake (outside of literally starving). You are making the identical arguments a drug addict would.

>>715090357
they're the macguffins in the oracle games

>>715090428
Agdq this year I think.

>>715090315
That's correct, anon, very good. However, if you'll read the post you were replying to with your Wonderbread post, you'll see that I actually mentioned sliced bread. You were the one who incorrectly narrowed it down to Wonderbread.

>>715090261
Sanpaku.....

>>715088090
>>715088102
I'm doin' him a C

>>715090428
last one, it just happened a mere 6 months ago brudda

715090401
you are pathetic

>>715090487
wow incredible!

Can someone post the grade chart for the ESA event that was last week?

715090401
phoneposter holocaust when

>>715090261
What a nice old lady

>>715090520
she doesn't have sanpaku eyes, dummy, stop saying this

>god shattering star remix
kino

>>715090575
this?

>>715090401
bro they obviously have you blocked, you've been doing this for years

>>715090003
we miss you GOAT

>>715088796
how does one "don your Four Swords"?

>>715089021
I've only been present for a handful of runs but boy am I glad Rose and Camellia was one of them.

>>715090194
How do they get away with literal scams?
has nobody called them out?

>>715090482
>>715090537
Wow, I was sure I skipped AGDQ this year but apparently I didn't.

>>715090598
I'm not surprised someone with taste shit enough to enjoy recent FE games enjoys the remixes GDQ plays.

>>715090629
What's so special about the Lil Gator Game run? Seemed like the most mid run to me

>>715089937
>no i need to be a fat fuck or else i'm not happy, not being a fat fuck literally makes me depressed, this is normal
Holy smokes. Do food addicts really???? Also what is "nutritional inbalance results in depression"? Must be more evil diet propaganda, i'm gonna eat 17 big macs to prove them wrong..... woah.... my heart hurts.... i'm SO healthy :)

>>715090665
One in your left hand, one in your right, one in your mouth, one in your ass.

i've never done a gacha in my life
is getting no trans at all for a run this gdq essentially an ssr?

What were they saying about a marathon of every single zelda game?

>>715088939
Well if you will me all your material possessions I'll care; I might even be ecstatic.

>donkey Kong
>Spike

Every fucking time. They need to ban staff getting their shit runs in the schedule

>>715090758
the bar is extremely low this gdq
Being "mid" deserves SSS rankings in comparison with the other trash.

>>715090691
They do get called out but nothing ever seems to come of it, I dunno if they just drag it out till people get bored of trying or till some limit expires.

I love Japan, period.

>>715089578
italian CHAD btw

>>715090902
t. japan lover

typical shit american accent

>looking forward to donkey kong run
>fucking spike is running it
welp guess i'm muting the stream then

>>715090902
AND GAY MEN

>>715090925
Nice pits. Shame about the face though.

>DUDE LOOK I KNOW WEABONESE!
cringe

>>715090972
edobean was in that commercial

>>715090948
What are you talking about? At least it's not an any% transition talking

Trams rights.
Trains rights
Tans rights

>>715090925
*pukes*

dont forget to buy your made in china 35 dollar + shipping tshirts that were hand printed by minimum wage workers in a damp warehouse in the illinois swamps

>>715090902
>>715090947
and gay men! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4

GDQ ikkimaaaassss!

>>715090925
I really hate that ug-a-ly bitch

holy shit they got Punk?

>>715090902
AND MANGA

>>715090958
I really do hate that man

Abolute Unit

>race
Siiiiiiiiigh

>>715089945
>>715089864
It was me
And it was destroyed because it was packaged like shit. Not even a padded envelope, but thrown in a too big of a box with a one layer of thin ass bubble wrap.
It immediately went in the trash.

stop saying occasional Japanese it’s cringe!

What a lad

>>715090357
The Oracle games were originally a trilogy, called the Mystical Seed of Courage, Mystical Seed of Wisdom and Mystical Seed of Power, but linking three games together proved impossible with the password system they devised, so they cut it to two games, which became Ages and Seasons, hence why there's only two despite there being three Oracles in the games, Farore being the Oracle of Secrets.

However, the coward didn't mention Link's Crossbow Training OR Hyrule Warriors so he can go fuck himself.

>>715091120
deshou?

>>715090920
Kinda cringe when anyone tries the new language out. People at work trying to speak Spanish with the Mexicans, who speak perfect English is cringe af too

>>715091132
Body type O

Pills here

>>715090802
Well..okay....if you're really sure this is how it's done....

the duality of humanity

>>715091132
In awe of that ecker belly...

>tranny
>race

>>715085251 (OP)
>PILLS!!

>>715091113
>immediately in the trash
let's be honest, that's where it was going anyway

business proposal: make a hrt version of this and get rich off sgdq

>>715090430
You're a big guy

>puzzle
>race

>>715090463
I wasn't that happy losing weight. I was reasonably happy. My diet was my normal diet, which is nicely well-rounded, I just ate less of it. I wasn't emotionally unstable, I was consistently unhappy. I wasn't starving myself. I was having troubles sleeping and I definitely went through a period of depression.

My argument isn't disingenuous. Everything you've said in your post is false in some way. You are strawmanning because my lived experience contradicts your world view. I don't even think that eating less will universally affect everyone's mood, I just found that it affected mine. You're the one acting like there's a one-size-fits-all solution.

I'm completely open to dieting again, but right now I'm trying to focus on my own happiness more. I've made a lot of great personal progress since I started eating more - made more friends, started dressing better, a lot of good things happen when you're happy. That's more important than the ten pounds I managed to lose.

he's already behind
race over

>>715091120
I'm gomen, I wont suru it again...

>>715091161
shit americans say vol. 494871728949958

Fatso vs tranny

>>715091205
i wonder if we'll get a "take your pills" reminder

>>715091139
The original Hyrule Warriors is the tits.

>>715090902
JJJJJAAAY RAAAWK

>>715090569
Thank you. I accept your concession.

They really let a guy named Packie run?

>>715091256
obsessed weirdo

>>715091227
maybe you should SPEEDRUN your diet

shut up

>>715091205
Akko looking comf

>>715091283
I'm hoping to see mario dropping some green n purple pills

Grabbing peels.

>>715091323
la cretura

>The [X] Community
This is the most underhated aspect of GDQ.
No, there's three people that run DooDooFart 3: Revengeance, it's not a fucking community.

>we have a little shortstack
God I wish

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

woman bros, we're getting DUFFED

>>715090925
hell of a profile

>participated in Nintendo world championship
I think I find the reason of his obesity

>>715091432
>ywn be midna's gynecologist

Peak American bod performance from packie

>>715091476
cronenberg ahh concoction

>JOHN NUMBERS (INDIRECTLY) MENTIONED
COSMO ARE YOU OKAY
WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY

americans be like: I'm gonna eat 17 string-cheeses during this run

>>715091476
el creatura

why is this one nigga so obsessed with americans itt? what explains this behavior?

>>715091191
Don't think it's a tranny, just unfortunate looking

>participated in the nintendie world championship
wow an ftm

>>715091547
is cosmo still trying to speedrun forsaken?

>>715091556
I felt ill just hearing that.

>>715091476
Goddamn, I thought that was a neck vein

>>715091556
I only at 2 pizzas today. Right on track with my diet.

>>715091113
lmao how the fuck does a perler even break, don't you superglue the final product?

>>715089130
What game is that from?

>Dr. Trannyo
Here's a some HRT!

Another run, another couch/host where it isn’t exclusively she/her and he/him. Gotta have that they/them, or it/its, or the she/her HAS to be trans. At least one in every run. Otherwise the event isn’t diverse.

GDQ committee decided runs must tick checkboxes or they will be considered hostile to ALL minority groups and the event has been complicit in every hate crime ever committed.

You WILL accept this mandated mix of humans and their sex/gender preferences.

You WILL find them all attractive, and masturbate to completion while thinking of all of them. Anything less is disrespectful to Doctors Without Borders.

>>715090925
yooo who put fent in the nursin home ant be tweekin no cap

>>715091623
That's a cute pic tho

Luna, why do these people like to ask others to answer things instead of answering themselves?

Why doesn't Packie, the larger runner, simply eat the other player?

>>715091556
17? gross. id only eat 17 string cheeses if they were breaded and deepfried and served with marinara sauce.

>you can complete the line from the bottom
why did i never think of this

>>715091206
yeah pretty much

>>715091667
yes, you are supposed to, but this one clearly wasn't

>>715091701
uuuuhhhhh

>>715091682
TRANS RIGHTS!!

>>715091132
n64ick on eck

>>715091701
why isn't packie from pakistan?

>>715091682
buddy thats part of how your social rank is decided there
if youre part of the group youll be playing the game

>>715091639
What? The Descent-like?

>dr. Mario community
Is it real??

>>715091732
Perhaps they're saving that for sweeps.

>>715091732
Illegal move.

>>715091667
aren't the loops literally fused together by melting and pressing?

>>715091227
Because you're denying reality. You're denying the laws of physics. You are denying that you have a genuine problem if your mood is linked to excessive food consumption.
>what was your diet consisting of?
>my diet consisted of my diet but less
Wow that TOTALLY clarified everything. You're unwilling to be transparent so again, the logical and real answer is you were in a nutritional imbalance. Considering the way you type, i'll assume you're a woman and say it was Iron deficiency which directly links with all your symptoms.
>you're lying, all nutritionalists are lying, all doctors are lying, i'm the only one who's right and you're a retarded troll if you're implying there's anything wrong with me becoming depressed because i ate less food. This is just how it is for me, and it's normal :)
Jesus fucking christ i'm arguing with a drug addict. Enjoy dying of malnutrition and obesity you fucking retard, i encourage you to live in your deluded bubble. If you actually want to BTFO me show me your doctor and your nutritionalist telling me i'm wrong and you're the one magic girl in the entire world who gets depressed when they don't eat enough, but it's like totally normal and not based on addiction or nutrition (like everyone else in the world) and you're required to eat too much.

>>715091667
>don't you superglue the final product?
Nah you basically cover it with a sheet and use a clothes iron to heat them to partially melt them and fuse them together.

Wut, pokemon puzzle league never released in fucking Japan!?

>>715091886
has 201 + 75 runs

>>715088796
This guy did not donate for the want to support a good cause. He donated a thousand bucks just to be heard. To have fifteen seconds of fame among people to whom he's a nobody.

He could have bought an escort. He could have bought a good bike. He could have bought a year's supply of food, or tools for a local school, or anything. Instead, he bought attention. That came and went. Just for himself. How sad.

HOLY SHIT

What run are you most excited for?

TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS

Did that donation give advice on how to dodge taxes

>super fast transition
he he he

>>715091843
If you’re a straight white dude, you are welcome to attend but please stay quiet and do not speak to anyone, especially any of the runners or the staff. If you are volunteering, great! Please stay quiet and do your assigned job during the event. You may be seen, but not heard.


Y’all ever notice not a single trans man shows up at these events

>donation reader interrupting him mid sentence
jesus christ shut up

>>715092049
I knew it.
He DID misdiagnose my ulcer!

>>715092049
dude.............. wtd......... (what the devil)

>>715091932
>tfw i read that as mating and pressing
what 17 years of 4chan does to a motherfucker

>>715092049
:O

I'll take my chances on the government actually using my tax money to bettering my community over giving to MSF

>>715091754
Played this so damn much as a kid, never thought of this as well.

>>715091969
Is your whole personality based on something Andrew Tate said? I bet you pay to be in his discord. STFU

do you need to be fat to have peak gaming performance?

Packie… our American pride

>>715092062
THPS4, NES block, tbcr's run saturday, all of ASM and Dogwater

Savage Octagon

the fuck is this

>>715092049
Not like this...

>>715091132
Gaston!
A bucket, for monsieur!

>>715092049
Less Dr Mario and more Dr Goebbels.

>Slave
w-what

>>715091682
who cares kek

>>715092171
you can burn your body's fat reserves to constantly fuel your brain at 100% efficiency while twigs struggle to hit their 50th frame perfect trick in a row

>>715092161
>you don't think being fat and having a debilitating food addiction is normal so you're clearly a right wing andrew tate chud
What?

>>715092128
>give money to government
>they use it to fuck kids
>give it to msf
>they use it to fuck kids
Cannot win

>>715092171
no, you need to be skinny, skeleton hands make you faster

>>715092209
>10x my net worth in a donation

>>715091682
just enjoy the runs my manimal

>>715091227
>My diet was my normal diet, which is nicely well-rounded, I just ate less of it.
That's called starvation. Instead of just eating less, eat better. No one gets fat off black rice and lentils. You're so deeply addicted to shitty junk food that you don't know how to cut it out without getting depressed.

I fap to yoshis btw

>>715091186
iconic archetype

>>715092191
THPS 4 is gonna be sick, i'm looking forward to it as well

>>715092148
haha, I bet it's super delicious

>>715091682
it's a nerd event near Minneapolis. You'll usually only find all-cis groups in the suburbs. Don't come here if that scares you.

>>715092283
you're the one irrationally frothing at the mouth in a thread that is actively making fun of you

this game looks not-so-good

>>715091186
yjk

This gameplay is legitimately too fast for my peanut brain to keep up with

this game makes no sense and they explained it poorly

>>715092293
just cut out the middleman lol

did you know brave browser protected you from browser fingerprinting ? I didn't, I actually didn't even know about browser fingerprinting but now I do, thanks to our beloved GDQ TRANNIGGER MOD

>>715092318
>$5.00 donation
>3.81x my net worth

>>715092049
I don't get it.......

>>715092345
whats your favourite part about him

>relay race
>then spikevegeta
>then "showcase"
>then kaizo
>then race
>next actual run is doom: the slow ages
see "y'all"

Cookie bros we eatin good

>>715092460
its just bejeweled for tendies

>>715092415
>the entire thread is dunking on you
What the one fat chick (probably you same fagging LOL) who's trying to claim i'm crazy for thinking food addiction is normal? DAMN i'm getting my bussy BEAT by these anons! Whatever will I do? Oh yeah, be healthy and watch more speedruns LOL

>>715092128
I thought the exact same and I'm the
>I have a bot running 24/7 buying and selling for a 0 target profit just to waste IRS manpower and money when I do my taxes.
>I print and send the IRS all the documentation about my trades in paper form to stop them from automatizing the process with a computer program.
>I mix blank pages, double prints, ghost prints, mark/write in them, etc just in case they have a way to scan and use some sort of recognition software to trivialize the work. That way they MUST look at thousands upon thousands of pages individually and see random schizo scribblings, swastikas, drawn dicks, etc while doing their job.
>It's a whole pallet full of shit so I hire a guy to forklift and send the entire stack because I assume it's more troublesome for the IRS to deal with it that way.
>All the documents are numbered but I pack everything "randomly" (wink wink) in case the timeline of the trades is important. I conveniently leave the first trades of the fiscal year at the bottom of the pallet AND at the bottom of each box so they now have to bend the knee to deal with boxes before they even start looking at the numbers.
>My normal trades are also mixed in so they can't just ignore everything. I pay a tax managing company to make sure everything is flawless as I assume whoever has to deal with the bullshit extra work is going to triple check everything attempt to fuck me over as a form of revenge which unknowing increases their work load further.
>This costs me thousands of dollars every year. I make sure to send the invoices of how much all the processes cost me wrapped in the pallet so that whoever is in charge of it knows I'm wasting the equivalent of three months of their waging doing asinine shit.
IRS hater.

mario and yoshi are known for his... cookies

>>715092460
do your best anon youre a gamer right
you can figure it out

>>715092102
based blood pooper bro

>>715092345
like female yoshis right?

Damn, fat gamers really are better. They're just built different

>>715092493
At least we had one truly kino run.

>ffr pro's virgin singles
>poochy's chad board clears

>>715092083
tax avoidance is legal, tax evasion isn't

I don’t like the new Mario Kart

This is too hype bros

I gotta play this game from now on!

>>715092629
I really hate Mario Kart Wii

>>715092568
*for not thinking food addiction is normal

My blind rage is making it impossible for me to type, better give Elon and Tate another 5k so i can calm down. When's the next awful games block?

How old is this thread? I am 37

>>715092493
>>then spikevegeta
Fuck yeah! The true GDQ is back.

>>715092640
A new addition to the thriving Nintendo Puzzle Collection (GC, 2003) community

Crazy how you can tell the host is fat just from his voice

well /v/, what's (You)'re favorite puzzle game?

>>715092708
32 here

>>715092708
1 hour old

>>715092585
I figured it out by watching but the powerup thing makes zero senze just by looking.

>COM BLIND
>1P SLAVE

fuck this phobic game

>>715092708
88 chad aswell

>>715092708
32

>>715092708
7 years old

>>715092742
tetty

>>715092708
Don't care faggot

>>715092708
About an hour and half

>>715092708
33

>>715092754
Enjoy your ban

>Donkey Kong Country Returns HD
Nice!
>Spiked Vegeta
FUCK

>>715092708
turning 32 next month. Any advice?

>>715092708
47.
You're here forever.

>>715092708
12

>>715092573
I can't believe this, I feel they'd just send a hitman after you and be done with it

>>715092798
Post cunny.

>>715092573
I wish I could be this based
Godspeed

This game looks boring. All you do is make a row and column simultaneously, over and over.

>>715092493
I don't mind spikevegeta when he's involved in actual speedrunning

>>715092573
Holy shit, are you like, the real Wolf of Wallstreet? Are you Jordan Bamforth?

>>715092483
*her
All of it
>>715092597
Ofc. I'm not a gay

>>715092708
45 and my run is next. Wish me good luck!

>>715092754
>>715092798
>>715092829
>>715092859
Mods lead them to paradise

>>715092742
Picross

>>715092708
One Million

>>715092689
food addiction isn't healthy
it is problematically normal

Doing combos seem like a waste of time in this game

>>715092742
Layton, Spacechem, Baba is you

PUYO

>>715091969
I eat very healthy, anon. I avoid sugar and other sweeteners. I make sure to eat lots of vegetables. I avoid processed stuff. I cook all my own meals. I don't drink soda or alcohol. My favourite food is unsweetened nonfat yogurt, which I eat about 3/4 of a cup of once a day before bed alongside some tea and unsweetened coconut water, maybe a few grapes or pretzels if I'm feeling daring. My favourite drink is one part vinegar to five parts carbonated water. I'm the healthiest eater I know by a lot.

But I just got warned so this conversation is over, I'm afraid. Nice talking to you. I hope you liked the phantom hourglass run.

>>715092742
trackmania

Edobean!

>>715092712
get back to work spike you fatfuck

>>715092708
24

>>715092905
That's what I think about all the millions of people who spend money to play Bejeweled and Candy crush

I donated her that money for her rent.....

>>715092848
No, you're old enough to know better yourself now.

>>715092858
Only for GDQ threads, then it's back to slow boards like /vg/.

edobean mentioned! I miss her desu

>>715092859
>[Deleted]

>>715092573
My knees. . . I can't. . .

>>715088090
>>715088102
D

I just got here, Edobean is here?

>>715093086
>Edobean is gifting 5 tier 1 subs
wtf i thought she was dead broke and dying of like 14 different diseases