>mutt girlbboss raises the DreamWorks eyebrow at you and starts speaking in millennial writing
This character is so cringe

My favorite archetype.

>>715093480 (OP)
I never played Half Life but is Alyx the only thing that keeps it alive?

>>715093480 (OP)
wholesome quirky chungus

>buzzword buzzword raises the ancient meme and starts speaking in buzzword

>>715093480 (OP)
i like this archetype too

>>715093640
Not at all, the G-man is much more iconic and with two decades to reflect on it HL1 had more cultural impact.

The board would hate this game if released today and not made by valve

>HL1
KINO
>HL1:OF
MORE KINO
>HL1: BS
ALSO KINO

>HL2
basedslop
>Hl2:e1
bad basedslop
>Hl2:e2
annoying bad cliffhanger basedslop
>Black Mesa
RE-KINO
>HL:A
NOT EVEN A REAL FUCKING GAME
FUCK YOU VALVE

>>715093917
this board hates every game released in the past decade except for robocop

>>715093917
/v/ already hates HL2, you don't need those extra qualifiers.

>>715094008
Truth

>>715093917

Almost like things in the past were woke garbage too but there wasn't a whole edgy movement to complain and protest those things.

Maybe people should start having real values of their own and not base them on what's trendy to believe nowadays.
If you're against feminism you shouldn't support 1980 and 1990 girl boss feminist characters, movies and games.

>>715094008
There's layers of cringe to this post but I'll settle for calling you an NPC for liking Blue Shift and Black Mesa

>>715094046
Just the turdies who can't run shit on their toasters hate ALL of the new shit. It's a sea of shit, but there's still great games still being made even now.

>>715094008
Newfag alert

>>715093480 (OP)
She isn’t constantly scowling and complaining, or acting stoic one minute and chimping out the next. She’s fine, the tumor that spawned her hasn’t gone stage 4 yet

>>715093726
Anon: I really, really, really like this image.

>>715094412
>liking HL1 makes you a newfag
Hi Gabe. I hope the atherosclerosis is progressing nicely. Did you know I have physical copies of all of your SHIT fucking steam games on my PC? Yeah, I got them. You don't.

>>715093480 (OP)
This is zoomer brain rot.

>>715094648
That's not why buddy

Zombie... combines...

>>715094759
Zoomers are just aware. S.oylenials eat sloppa up and then defend the shitty aftertaste.
>Oh yes the nutty aroma in the foul fecal afterstate was actually peak cinema... please Gay Ben finish HL3 in my mouth and make Gordon Trans and give Alyx vitiligo...

>>715094863
>sneed? formally chucks? get it because it rhymes with suck and fuck.

I stared at her ass the entire game

>>715094937
>Zoomers are just aware
*swipes through tik tok videos*
>S.oylenials eat sloppa up and then defend the shitty aftertaste.
*does fortnite dance while making scatological jokes*

>>715094430
Save it, its all yours my friend :)