Thread 715094071

Kino confirmed.
>Intergalactic is The Last of Us 2 meets Dark Souls in exciting details

https://www.videogamer.com/news/intergalactic-is-the-last-of-us-2-meets-dark-souls-claims-alleged-qa-tester/

Apologize to Neil Druckmann.

>>715094071 (OP)
lmao he's quoting a reddit thread that's quoting a 4chan thread

>>715094071 (OP)
I don’t think so, the game will have one aspect like a FS game but otherwise be ND.
Frankly it doesn’t matter itll be worse than their last game anyway

>>715094093
"think The Last of Us 2 meets Dark Souls"
"...think Elden Ring but in space"
"Like religious apocalypse fanfic meets hard sci-fi"

Christ, is this what modern discourse looks like? How long until we just start calling video games darksoulslike?

>>715094093
The amount if s/o/y coning from that post is incredible. Itll gave Horizon tier nothingburger dialogue and the world will be less interesting than a FS game, while playing worse than God of War.
Not even getting into the hack writing. Yes please tell me how other religions besides judaism are bad Neil

>>715094071 (OP)
having not played either of those games, that tells me nothing about it

>>715094071 (OP)
So a bad dark souls game with far too much depressing material for the sake of being depressing and walking n' talking sequences.
Nobody wants that shit.

>>715095115
>too much depressing material for the sake of being depressing
>Nobody wants that shit.
hate to be the bearer of bad news but E33 made sure the demand for misery porn is only gonna intensify, get ready for mainstream NTR this year

Cuckmann makes serious kino video games that gets talked about forever

Other companies just make hype moment and aura slop that gets hyped up and then get forgotten 2 days after release e.g death stranding 2

>>715094071 (OP)
What's with journalists always plagiarizing 4chan shitposts?

>>715094071 (OP)
>Intergalactic is The Last of Us 2 meets Dark Souls in exciting details
That sounds an awful lot like TLOU2 clone.

>>715094071 (OP)
Druckmann slop is a product for blacks that have nothing going for them in real life so they latch on to the playstation brand in order to feel like they're "soldiers" in some gangsta turf war. Druckmann, being a hackjob heeb, is biologically incapable of making a game with any kind of timeless mythology (even the first last of us succeeded with its very standard story thanks to the intervention of better people like Bruce Straley and many others who no longer work there). Druckmann simply, fundamentally, biologically DOES NOT have the ability to grasp the world, reality, history, truth, any of those things. If you aren't a sneaker-collecting negroid monkey, and you have a functional brain instead, you can read into dark souls concepts of life and death, time, faith, heroism, deism, creation myths, metaphysics, and while NONE of it insanely deep or innovative or enlightening, it's evidence of the game having been put together by people that have a human soul. Neil is a rat. He's metaphysically incapable of ever capturing any kind of truth. Dark Souls is incredibly basic, yes, but anything Druckmann touches will be full of lies.

>>715094093
>Glider
This shit is a fucking blight on level design

>>715095613
E33 does depressing material in a specific french way. Ennui makes for good story telling and endearing character development. It's not depressing for the sake of being depressing. It's depressing for the sake of character growth and story progression.
Druckmann has you shoot dogs that NPCs cry over, forces you to play a character mindlessly ruin their own life for revenge then never actually follow through, and kill off beloved characters because he hated them and hated you for liking them. Druckmanns depressing material is for character regression if not straight up character assassination and pettiness over what he was tard wrangled to write in the previous game.

>>715095751
Cuckmann makes pseudo straight to video movies that get clowned on forever.

Interstellar will be like a TLOU2 that can't coast on the success of it's predecessor.

yeah im sure that will go over really well
when people were already complaining about the overdone aesthetic i'm sure people will LOVE the "its ______ meets dark souls!" they've heard parotted 1000 times over the last couple of years

>>715096597
>It's depressing for the sake of character growth and story progression.
Act 2 annihilates characters like lune and it's done in service of dragging out reveals that aren't anywhere near as impactful as the writers would like to imagine. They should've taken their own story's measure to heart and not fallen so in love with their work that they shoved their heads up their own asses until they couldn't see their way out.

>>715096597
>Druckmanns depressing material is for character regression if not straight up character assassination and pettiness
It sounds like Expedition 33 to me.

>>715096597
>>715096987
I should add that Druckmann is still dogshit. Nothing changes that. E33 is just going to be the distant second worst game to ever win GOTY at the game awards, is all.

>>715094093
NEXT GUY! NEXT GUY!!!

>>715096597
it bothers me specifically because they called it clair obscur a.k.a. chiarobscuro a.k.a. strong contrast between light and dark, but the "lightness" in the game is relegated to side content or hopes to be dashed in later acts

>>715094071 (OP)
so weird to me that he acts like it's going to be a deep, serious, dark story and then introduces the setting with goofy 80s nostalgia.

>>715097061
>E33 winning the GOTY
>When Death Stranding 2 released the same year
It will win a token "best French game" but that's it. Death Stranding 2 is the one getting the GOTY award.

>>715095020
what does /o/ - Auto have to do with this

>>715094071 (OP)
I genuinely do not care about how good the game is because the protagonist is so ugly that it is insulting to me. Call me whatever you want, but if I don't find a main character appealing in some way then I just am not interested. They don't have to be a bimbo or a blonde haired blue eyed guy. Just something appealing and cool. She is bald, ugly, and probably a lesbian (like every female western protagonist). I am just not interested.

>>715097286
Try spelling the word without the slashes, like normal

>>715097008
Only reason why you hate him dying is because you like many others expected him to die by becoming 33 years old and vanishing instead of getting killed by the antagonist. He never was the main character.

>>715094556
Now we just need someone to post a screen cap of this thread on Xitter and the Ouroboros will be complete.

>>715097158
It's "Clair Obscur: Expedition 33" It's going to be a series. We learned of the writers in the game and the next Clair Obscur will more than likely be about them. The entire game and it's characters were about real life artists from ages ago.

>>715094071 (OP)
>alleged tester
>anonymous post
and other claims from imadeitthefuckup.com we should agree wholeheartedly

Intergalactic simply will play like TLOU but with focus on melee. Ironically enough Naughty Dog is the last developer who would ever copy Dark Souls.

>>715097659
onions

>>715097008
>Gustav dying a heroic, brave, tragic death and being the catalyst for Maelle learning everything and eventually developing her powers is the same as Joel being turned into a bitter old faggot who gets beaten to death by a woman while the woman he saved yells at him for saving his life
yeah...

>>715098249
fuck i thought the cyrillic o would not trigger the filter

>>715098259
>Defending Gustave's death, the even that ruined E33 for everyone, just because you hate Drunkman so much
Why is /v/ so hypocrite?

>>715098457
shut up, retard.

>>715094873
people already do say "soulslike" unironically

>>715098556
Nothing wrong with that; it's the most practical way to talk about this particular subgenre of action RPGs that follows the Demon's Souls / Dark Souls template.

druckmann derangement syndrome at full force

>>715099364
The best part will be when Intergallactic releases and then /v/ starts pretending TLOU2 was a good game all along and it was genuinely kino "unlike this new garbage".
It happened with the first TLOU. Went from being a game /v/ hated due to being THE Moviegame to becoming a "beloved masterpiece".

>>715094071 (OP)
sorry not buying

>>715099364
NEXT GUY

>>715094093
Fuck off, NEXT GUY.

>>715098106
Frankly I thought they would be too prideful to copy those “socially regressive japanese”

>>715098106
They copied MGS and RE and aren't shy about it at all.

>>715098457
>Gustave's death, the even that ruined E33 for everyone
why are you literally making shit up?

>>715102438
No they didn't. MGS and RE didn't invent videogame cutscenes or videogame zombies.

>>715102438
No, both those series and ND games draw from western movies as inspiration so you’d see similarities in them.

>>715102308
Well, not exactly due to them being "regressive" (he's using Cowboy Bebop and Akira for Intergallactic, after all).
It's more like copying Dark Souls would mean capitulating, bending the knee to a company and videogame style that are in direct opposition of the AAA and Hollywood-style presentation used by the games he makes.

>>715094071 (OP)
Why does every other fucking game have to be a Dark Souls clone?

Fucking nothing about this sounds like Dark Souls. They are just saying that because its a respected franchise unlike this fucking drivel they're about to release

>>715094071 (OP)
She's gross. Not even pirating it.

Also
>westacuck game
>melee combat
lol can't wait to see this slop

/intergalactic/i
shoo, marketer

>>715094071 (OP)
>Intergalactic is UTTER SHIT meets a fairly good game
So by the law of averages, it's going to be a mediocre, forgettable 5/10.

>>715094071 (OP)
Hopefully they have a copy of the Bloodborne source code so they can copy that combat. Nobody wants another Lords of the Fallen

>>715103493
>respected franchise
They're mockingly called "rollsloppers" now.

>>715094093
>says its a "meets dark souls"
>proceeds to mention nothing soulslike about it

>>715094071 (OP)
So it's more souls-like slop, meh.

>>715104860
Anon, the idiotic journos are using as "leak" a Reddit shitpost that was copying a 4chan shitpost.
There is nothing "true" about that leak.

>>715100441
Why would far future criminals call themselves something cringe like 'the five aces' when we all know it would probably be a slur or series of slurs. The ultimate act of rebellion against society is criminality, they would not care about things like political correctness or any sort of decorum. They would want you to read, aloud, 'PISS NIGGER TURBOAIDS,' or whatever is the most offensive thing possible to the current status quo on their RFID as soon as they appear and start shooting at you because its funny. Hard sci-fi my ass. This is some marvel shit.

>>715105062
While I do agree that "The Five Aces" indeed sounds like a gay superhero name whose writer is clearly a glasses-and-beard coddled millennial, real life gangs and criminal organizations use cool or distinctive names like Mara Salvatrucha, la Oficina de Envigado or Los Zetas.

You're as disconnected from reality as those faggot writers.

>>715105790
>While I do agree that "The Five Aces" indeed sounds like a gay superhero name
Or a NV reference.

>>715094071 (OP)
What is the process of creating these characters?
>hey, look here, the heroine of your game that I just drew
>hmm... I still feel some sympathy for her, make her more disgusting, please
>okay, here's the tenth iteration, what do you think of her now?
>I can't see any reason to feel any emotional or physical attachment to this character, so I think she's perfect.

>>715105790
You're missing that its a future setting, where things that are new to you today would be completely integrated into culture as if it had just always existed. You're also listing organized criminal organizations that established themselves as regional powers, not small groups of criminals with no ties to anyone or any one particular place.

>>715106204
>New Vegas invented playing cards iconography / allusions
New Vegas fans have their heads up their asses even farther than Druckmann himself.

>>715106481
>You're missing that its a future setting
That draws heavily from the current world, down to the MC listening to music using CDs.
Again, you need to stop browsing /v/ and watch some news, maybe interact with real people.

>Cuckman woke trash
loool, no

>>715106571
It's a pretty direct one, if you know you know.

>>715106946
New Vegas fans indeed have their heads up their asses even farther than Druckmann himself.
You give Dark "we invented dying in videogames" Souls fans a run for their money.

>>715107076
I can't really help you anon like it's a direct reference to NV, like exact name and everything. Yiu basically saying a game directly including Vault Boy isn't a fallout reference.

>>715106732
Yes because music CDs are very popular today. Why are you weirdly pre-emptively seething about something no one is even talking about?

>>715094071 (OP)
Kek, guarantee that forty percent of normies won't play this just because of the ugly MC

>>715105062
If Sinaloa were called Piss Nigger Turboaids instead I would assume they were a group of 13-year old Xbox kids from Indiana

>>715108223
only forty percent? damn standards are slipping

>>715105062
because the plot isn't real and was just made up by some 4channer who wanted attention

>>715094873
My thoughts too