>one of Japan's scariest and most well known horror folk tale is.... A big lady with a big hat

No wonder jap games aren't scary

>>715101829 (OP)
I'm spooked stiff

I can fix her

>>715101829 (OP)
Japanese horror gains power through is it’s psychological dread carved from centuries of mythos, removing the context and cultural relevance makes it stupid and retarded, yes. Delete your thread

>>715102710
That’s the case with many horror stories in any culture

>>715102808
perfect, I think we are done here

AAAHHH SCARY

>>715101829 (OP)
The Japanese are already manlets so the idea of a woman being taller than them is horrifying

>>715101829 (OP)
Isn't America's just big giant dude who cuts trees?

>>715104585
That's a folk hero, no one is scared of him.

>>715104123
i'll stop her. you guys go on without me

>>715104585
Paul Bunyan isn't horror tale.
For American horror, there is Slenderman.

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE DEAD GIRLS I'M HAVING A DOKIATTACK

>>715104585
American """"""""folklore"""""""" LMAO

>>715104585
No we have bigfoot

>>715104834
>>715104123
>>715101829 (OP)
She looks like she fucks young boys

>>715101829 (OP)
She's actually the one enemy in Ghostwire that's difficult to fight solo (at least on hard mode/the mode you should be playing).

>>715104834
Whose Mary san?
Do they mean Bloody Mary?

>>715104916
Agre-URK!

>>715101829 (OP)
Did you miss the fuck huge scissors and her fucked up mouth?

>>715104123
Is it animated? Wtf name

>>715105073
Indeed

>>715101829 (OP)

>>715105265
>NOOOO DON'T SUFFOCATE ME TO DEATH WITH YOUR TITS ANYTHING BUT THAT

>>715105224
Np, found it

>>715105224
It's animated but the bull arc isn't there and the mangaka never did bestiality again (or anything else).

>>715101829 (OP)
she turns little boys into fathers
very scary

I deserve a big japanese ghost gf

>>715102710
>Japanese horror: You need to understand the 10000 years of Japanese penis folding techniques and be familiar with the history of Yadicu Yajaroemebitchu and the mythical breast fruit to really begin to experience a feeling of dread.

>>715105709
>meanwhile, western horror

>>715104123
>>715104834
>>715105118
When you break down a lot of old folktales they're basically warnings about not getting raped or don't be raping yourself.

>>715105794
>sees a face on the wall
the fuck

>>715105794
>meanwhile, western horror

>>715105265
...sauce?

>>715105560
I know this is a shitpost, but a rapist ghost lady that gets your ass with child support before you even leave public schooling is pretty scary to a divorced dad like me.

>>715101829 (OP)
>japanese horror
>its just various fetishes

they were slick for that

>Trannies are horrifying in Japanese horror movies

Based

Japanese women are scary by default

>>715101829 (OP)
In a society where the men barely get over 5'6 a tall woman should be terrifying

>>715105262
Why is Hanako pogging out?

You wanna see something truly horrifying?

>>715107196
bro it's the second day i've seen you post this angel though it's a different page. don't think nobody noticed you because i did. good taste. my fav story is the one where the plant girl sucks the guy off right in front of his mom

>>715107242
>LED faggots in their trucks
Proper spook there, thank you.

IS THAT A LITTLE GIRL IN THE BATHROOM! I'M LOSING MY MIND!

>>715107380
>son ntr
degenerate.

>>715107554
>ntr
? no they're actually playing

>>715107242
What do you do in this situation?

>>715107380
funny enough I'm not the same guy but I found it cause of him like yesterday or so

>>715107742
Get moose'd

It's not that she wears a big hat, it's that she cuts your cheeks open with scissors.

for me, it's the Turbo Granny legend

>>715107242
>horrifying
That doesn't apply to a completely avoidable fate.

>>715107998
Alright maybe this is more horrifying for you then

>>715107242
>time stops just before impact
>driver turns head to look at camera and winks
>Oh "deer", it's a shame I didn't "moose" out of the way am I right?

>>715101829 (OP)
America's is a guy in a monkey costume
Glass houses, bitch.

This one's on me lads.

https://mega.nz/file/FyAwDZ6R#qQSF8T9hh3bnx6KmoO8EXmCE5_pJP9iRWhcAnuXnpBs

>>715108126
>Time doesn't resume
>The driver realizes time isn't resuming
>He can't unlock his car
>The doors won't open
>The windows won't open either
>He has to live in an eternal moment of just before he'll hit the deer and die
>Forever

>>715106053
American horror

>>715105880
I think I kinda see it - black scratches on the wall, second spot from the right, roughly lines up with the door jam? I can see two little indentations like eyes facing to the left, and a nose below.

>>715108358
nah, this is American horror

>>715105262
Manga? Looks fun

>>715108515
MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>715107469
judging from the butt memes she will lose hers

>>715108515
can I get one without cucumbers?

>south american horror

>>715108515
MY EYES

>>715108515
shit bro you can't post this here

>>715102710
>Japanese horror gains power through is it’s psychological dread carved from centuries of mythos
but this is somehow le bad even though its the exact same with western creatures like vampires and ghosts?

>"big" japanese lady
>she's like 5'7"

>>715108868
it's always funny to me, 100kg is also like some mythical sumo-tier weight to them as well

>>715108850
you are actually illiterate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJXFcGVgzbY&t=159s

I think it can still be scary personally, lads

>>715108868
>living in Japan in JET back in 2004
>have a japanese friend I would hang out with every weekend
>he had this girl who was crushing on him real hard who was like actual marriage material, ride or die loyal
>"She's just too tall for me."
>Bitch was 5'8 and had to look up when talking with me

How do these men function outside of midget land?

>>715107047
My wife. I love her

>>715101829 (OP)
I still ain't found the really tall ghost in Ghostwire. Apparently they give you directions at the start but it's all greek to me.

>>715102710
>this spirit watches you jack off through holes in the wall
>looking back at it causes instant death

>>715101829 (OP)
This game was so much fun. Super chill exploration and cool designs.

>>715109102
>5'8" girl was too tall for him
and thats why the entire fucking country is short. stupid bastards don't know a good thing when they see them

>>715101829 (OP)
You wouldn't actually fuck a ghost.

>>715109327
That's sexy as hell

>>715107047
>>715101829 (OP)
Was this game actually spooky though?

>>715108951
>>715106053

>>715109440
Japanese spooky at least.

>>715108568
Bad Girl Exorcist Reina

>>715109352
if she assaults' me i would.

>>715109440
no, but I liked it. Atmosphere can carry hard for me personally

>>715109641

>>715101829 (OP)
>ITT

>>715105073
>>715105262
It's not Bloody Mary. Mary-san is a doll who calls your phone and says "I'm currently at X." Then she calls again later and says "I'm currently at Y." And each time she gets closer and closer to you until in the last call she says "I'm right behind you" and then kills you.

>>715109102
>has an amazonian goddess who wants him and is loyal to him
>turns her down

Did you call him a retard to his face?

>>715109352
The point is (you) don't get a choice

>>715101829 (OP)
>tfw people think this is Hachishaku
This is the split mouth lady who asks you if she's pretty and then kills you when you answer regardless.

Hachishaku is the japanese equivilant of Slenderman, it's only popular because the concept lends itself to porn and memes very well.

>>715109440
No. It has great atmosphere but combat and exploration are very arcadey. Reception was pretty mixed. I personally loved it.

>>715109951
can i grab her arms and kiss her deeply?

>>715109951
>Slenderman equivalent
>Made specifically for memes and porn

I have seen no porn of Slenderman

>>715101829 (OP)
>literally any cultural horror folk tale
>look inside
>it's about a woman

>>715110104
>reading comprehension
>thinks Slenderman porn doesn't exist

>>715110071
That might actually work against Kuchisake-onna since the method for getting away is to confuse her, usually by telling her that she looks "so-so" when she asks if she's pretty, or telling her that you're very busy and can't talk. If you suddenly kissed her she'd probably be too confused to kill you.

>>715104837
Most Japanese and European folklore is as young if not even younger than American folklore

>>715110104
>tall, suited man with tentacles
You weren't looking hard enough

>>715109440
Spooky is actually the perfect word to describe this game.
It's not outright horror focused but it does have moments that actually get you. Perfect Halloween game for people who are pussies when it comes to scary stuff.

Also neck sex

>>715110269
>He thinks American folklore began with the colonies.

>>715101829 (OP)
i've jacked off to her a bunch of times wonder what she thinks about that

>>715109951
How does she handle a reversal?

>I don't know, do YOU think you're pretty?

>>715109817
>block sender
And what's she going to do, huh?

>>715110104
He's incredibly popular with fujos and tumblrites

Japanese horror tends to deal a lot with social situations.

>>715110269
a lot of ours is borrowed from the first people that were somewhere, though. My favorite is the Dark Watchers of California, even though there is also had Bigfoot and the Chupacabra as ones you could say State cryptids.
Indians reported it first, but it was the Spaniards that really made the Dark Watchers a legend.

>>715110382
>Am I pretty
>Say nothing
>Drop my pants and start furiously jacking off in front of her until she leaves.

>>715101829 (OP)
What's that american white woman scare game?

>>715110371
...he's referring to the natives, which is where assloads of Amerifat lore was stolen from.

>>715110637
even though there is also Bigfoot and the Chupacabra as ones you could say are State cryptids*

>>715101829 (OP)
She looks like she fucks shotas

All I ever heard about Ghostwire is that it was "janky shit", but that was normalfag reviewers. Should I sail the seven seas and give it a shot?

>>715104123
>>715105118
>>715105265
>>715109352
But what if she was cunny

>>715110269
No you uncultured mutt, it isn't
>b-but the indians
You don't get to claim whatever bullshit they made up

>English """folklore"""

>>715110767
>fucks
*gets dominated mating press style by sick twisted psycho

>>715110873
>You don't get to claim whatever bullshit they made up
>but I do
fucking Paki retard lmao
if I want to know about jinn or sand wizards I'll ask you

>>715110989
It's freaking Batman!

>>715110873
>europoor """""folklore"""""

>>715109757
My fucking hero

Bros how do I get Hasshakusama to visit me ?

>8ft
oh no i hate hugs from tall girls nooo AIEEE

>>715101829 (OP)
pale ghost feet...

>>715111305
you go to lonely crossroads and walk in the middle of the street in japan

>>715111359
>Feet are transparent and incorporeal
Footfags in shambles

>>715111540
That's how you get tsujigiri'd

>>715108515
You don't know Americans. You should see the monstrosities they call "salads" they eat with every meal. Probably 1000 calories of cheese alone.

>>715111649
>see guys its totally healthy with all these greens

>>715111305
be 10 years old

>>715111649
I am the one who posted that and if given the chance I would drink bleu cheese dressing

>>715110862
TOT

>>715111601
my cock is level 100 strong and ready

Where are my kunekune bros at?

>>715104123
How is it not? If you're a little boy she'll molest you

>>715111903
Context?

>>715109736
Oh the anatomical model ghost from Dandadan was based on a real urban myth?

>>715112054
Just about everything in Dandadan is based on either an occult thing or a cryptid.

>>715111970
god i would hate that, i remember being a little boy and worrying that every grown woman on the street or at school might not want to molest me

>>715104123
Why do I love her so much? My heart...

>>715107742
die

>>715112035
Countryside ghost that looks like a wiggling white shape standing way out in rice fields. If you look at it too closely you go crazy and can't stop laughing and wiggling forever.
>>715112054
It's an extremely common Japanese urban legend. Most Japanese schools have their "seven myths" and the anatomical model is really common. Hanako-san is another common one. A lot of the other ghosts in Dandadan are based on 2chan creepypastas, like Acrobatic Silky and Jachin (Evil Eye).

>>715111903
Nips have steganography youkai? Cool.

>>715112185
Sauce

>>715112106
>>715112260
Neat, I knew some of them were real because I heard of them but I didn't know all of them were based on real legends

>>715112260
>Most Japanese schools have their "seven myths" and the anatomical model is really common. Hanako-san is another common one.
I love that shit. Spirit Hunter 3 has a lot of the school trope urban legends in it.
In America, it's Bloody Mary, Hook Man, Vanishing Hitchhiker, and some variation of Pedorast Rapist Man Probably Based on Freddy Kruger

>>715110637
>dark watcher

Huh never heard of em tell more anon, although I did hear bigfoot or nessie is apparently somewhere in Yosemite mountain in California?

>>715108074
:(

>>715112260
>Most Japanese schools have their "seven myths"
Reminds me of a doujin where a couple are part of an occult club and get made to investigate the myths of their school, only for all but the last of the myths to be due to the two of them having sex all over campus.

>>715112728
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/dark-watchers-santa-lucia-mountains-california
Ghosts? Skinwalkers? Brocken spectres? Who knows!

>>715112606
For me, it was the Night Marchers which practically everyone knows someone who knows someone who's seen them when I grew up in Hawaii

>>715111558
i like that though

>>715112880
Yeah, those are just the generic 'everyone has these' ones. Every location has its own local stuff for sure. Where I grew up, it was La Llorona and a desolate road with ghosts, monsters, and murders called Proctor Valley Road.
I actually really love those local legends. I always find them interesting as hell.

>>715108649
Brazil has a lot of those folklore monsters, none of them are really all that scary. Except fro the pink dolphin, he straight up rapes women then drowns them.

>>715106053
'log horror

>>715113413
>the children's book looking dolphin is the most horrifying
kek

>>715113562
it's based on real brazilian river dolphins or Botos, and they are ugly as hell, with their beady eyes and black teeth.
The legend says that the pink dolphis will transform into a handsome man and seduce women that live in villages by the river, then he'll make her come close to the water, throw her in, transform back into a dolphin and rape her while she drowns.

>>715112606
You should play White Day then.

>>715109170
She only starts spawning after a specific part of the story around a third of the way in. After that point you'll start getting side quests that feature her and she regularly appears in the slums area. Despite being the hardest enemy in the game she's a complete joke. Unless you purposely refuse to use anything but your finger guns she literally gets stunlocked and the only one that is ever a threat is the Spider's Thread one because she's invincible and one-shots you.

>>715112606
I love this series. Is there any news if they are making a Spirit Hunter 4?

>>715109440
No. It's just Japanese Far Cry. There is only one semi-spooky part and that's from the post-patch content in the high school. Even then it's not spooky, just atmospheric.

>>715113968
It's interesting, because while I'm a burger, my gran was from Ireland and that sounds like the Kelpie. It's a horse that carries you to death in a lake or loch once you get on. One of the older versions of the story is about a male kelpie that was trying to get some female action.
Fucking shapeshifting rapists

>>715113968
He is basically a male Siren. Pretty cool.

>>715114031
Looks cool; I will definitely pick it up when it's on sale.

>>715114374
These kind of legends probably have similar inceptions, some guy probably raped and killed a woman and threw her in the river, when the village found the body, he comes up with a super natural excuse instead of admitting what he did.

>>715114247
I hope so since every single one has had a successful kickstarter and the story is not even close to being done. The audio dramas people translated on Youtube are cool, too

>>715113413
>Caipora

>>715109817
what now, huh?

>>715114459
It's definitely an underrated "ps2 era" game.

>>715114571
>tfw no evil doll wife that puts a death curse on you

>>715101829 (OP)
and she makes a stupid noise
it's always like this. I've taken heat for expressing this, but so much of what's great in japanese storytelling is always ruined by their stupid japanese shit.

Like a great mecha series that's contaminated by the creator's obsession with idolshit. And you know what, I'm just gonna fucking say it: ORBITAL FRAMES WOULD BE 2000% COOLER WITHOUT THE STUPID PENIS JET-PLANE COCKPIT. IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND ROBS THE DESIGN OF BEING COMPLETELY PERFECT. THEY SHOULD JUST GO IN THE FUCKING CHEST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

>>715114571
>First game is about a yandere doll with a crush on him
>NG is about a yandere doll with a crush on the other protagonist
>Second game is about two spirits wanting to marry him

I wonder if they will follow this trend on the next game.

No please not the giant lady noooi

>>715109440
It's not a horror game is what I'd say. It has ghosts and spirits as enemies alright, but not in a spooky way. Still neat if you like those yokai n stuff.

>>715114762
>Hating on the orbital frame cockpits
Son you better take that back

>>715113413
I wish i could wake up at night with a hag sitting on me.

>>715113968
>>715114374
What's up with water creatures rape, this plus sirens, plus jab octopus shit. Is some genetic memory from the first landwalkers. Did they get raped by water creatures.,

>>715114998
primal memories of orcas ramming our boats kek

>>715114947
I feel like the guy who's being dragged out by the orderlies in an episode of Chicken-Boo.
>THAT'S NOT A MAN!!
>IT'S A CHICKEN-MAN!!
>we're so sorry he was allowed to bother you, madam president.

>>715114998
Probably something to do with drowned corpses washing up on shore with their assholes turned inside out, this happened due to water bloating the corpse, but they didn't know that back then.

>>715101829 (OP)
Im scared stiff

>>715114998
Men yearn for the sea. But the sea is mighty dangerous

>>715115158
>Probably something to do with drowned corpses washing up on shore with their assholes turned inside out

>>715110835
i tried it but the FOV was so fucking dogshit i genuinely dropped it before the first hour. you cant even change it either. if you want to see throught a telescope the entire time then check it out

>>715110862
Boner killed

>>715109102
how did the world go from rejecting a hot loyal girl for being a little tall to complete dumpsterfires having 10,000 men in queue in only 20 years?

>>715101829 (OP)
she's 230 cm tall and supposedly super strong

>>715104834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOl73VQOS9M

>>715114650

>>715107196
>the rita one this guy made

>>715110835
If you want a serious overview of all the issues I keep a log of games when I play with the positives, negatives, and neutral aspects of it. Keep in mind this is a long read and covers both pre-patch and post-patch content experiences.

If you want a tl;dr then it's Japanese Far Cry. The combat is visually flashy but fairly basic as you have your pistol (Wind), your shotgun (Water), and your rocket launcher (Fire) alongside your stealth weapon (Bow). You have talismans as well that do various effects but they won't really be seeing use as they're expensive in early game and only a few are worth it in endgame even with the new yokai released with Spider Thread's release.

The setting is great, the enemy designs are great, the combat with the enemies is somewhat basic as you usually just parry and then do something or abuse instakill stealth backstabs which got more broken in Spider Thread's upgrades, the ghost collecting makes up an enormous part of the game, and it's poorly paced.

>>715107196
I liked the concept, shame it becomes pseudo scat or whatever that fetish of shitting your soul away is called.

>>715110862
Half of /v/ would gladly be killed by her.

>>715102710
>carved from centuries of mythos
That's not true, though, plenty of Jap folk horror only goes back 30 years at most, like Inunaki Village, or Kisaragi Station, or Ningen, or the kotoribako.

It's Kankandara housewife for me

Have you seen Japanese men? A confident tall woman is their kryptonite

Do you know what would be really scary? If a sexy tall woman with motherly energy aged regressed me into a young boy and took advantage of me. Haha that would be really really scary and crazy. They should make a horror movie about that haha

>>715112260
>Most Japanese schools have their "seven myths" and the anatomical model is really common. Hanako-san is another common one.
The tradition was invented by a manga, so the "common" ones are usually just the ones which are originally featured. See also, the haunted bust of Mozart in the music room or the statue outside the front entrance coming to life at night.

>>715101829 (OP)
honestly, directed at either manlets or children i understand why a lot of horror is the way it is in japan.
dont get kidnapped bros, its scary out there.

>>715105794
What the fuck? Having the door frame right up against the adjacent wall is going to prevent door from opening fully. Meaning you're only going to get small or disassembled furniture through that door. And without a door stop, the wall is going to get scarred by that handle in only a matter of months. Days if you have children.

This is not horror, this is horrible

>>715117507
>The tradition was invented by a manga
not uncommon, Candy-man and Nightmare on Elm Street spawned copycat local legends across America amongst 80s and 90s kids

https://exhentai.org/g/2090981/4fae55dbb1/
enjoy

>>715107938
played the shit out of that, very good game
shame the modding community was hot dogshit despite the boss just dumping everything for people to play with.

>>715111305
If you weren't targeted by her before you turned 18 then it's impossible.

>>715118046
We have so much in common

>>715101829 (OP)
Some crazy woman with scissors is very scary because she could actually exist and be anywhere

>>715116216
Kek what's the sauce?

>>715117307
Sorry, a small crossdressing boy claimed her first.

>>715116889
Shut the fuck up tripnigger filth. Didn't read a word, welcome to my filter where I keep the rest of the trash.

>>715109757
>>DBZ-styled sex where the penetration causes shockwaves that pushes onlookers back
Why can't we have more of this?

>snag it off steamrip
>get this
uh

>>715113204
Weird N.J. memories.

>>715116216
>>715118732
Is this actually any good to play?

>>715119512
Seems legit

>>715119542
This particularly RV Road is in San Diego, CA (but it's funny because I was born in NJ). It has too many feds roaming around it now to be scary but it used to be a dirt wilderness road going from a suburb of SD Chula Vista to a mountain town named Jamul
I have a feeling most places in the US have an area similar to this for urban legends. I like the West coast ones a lot because they often have old west stories attached to them, like a road also nearby where some Indians ambushed a Wells stagecoach heading to Arizona.

>>715119864
FUCK IT IM GOING IN AAAAAAAAAAA

>>715120137
have fun bro

.

>>715110989
based man that fucked with ppl

>>715106053
He's Israeli

>>715111649
it's the dressing

t. american

>>715112413
MaFaVam

>>715108515
needs olives
maybe some cranberries
also some spinach or kale to go with the lettuce

>>715108850
I'm gonna play devils advocate and say because the western horror creatures all strike at very base human fears instead of convoluted, but common in Japan, concepts and scenarios.
Ghost: fear of the regrets of the dead coming back to haunt you.
Vampire: fear of control and assault, often with sexual assault and rape undertones.
Zombies: fear of the dead and mobs- of massive, uncontrollable swathes of people that want (you) dead.
Werewolf: fear of uncontrollable transformation, of being forced against your will to commit heinous acts, or of another human secretly harboring thus unknown and dangerous trait and posing a threat to you.

Most of these boil down to two basic concepts: loss of control, and the unknown. You have to figure out who the werewolf is; what the ghost's regrets were- and you can't control the zombie horde charging at you, nor the vampire that wants your precious blood- and may enslave you after taking it.

Contrast this with "ghost that kills you after choosing toilet paper" and "spirit that freezes you to death in a snowstorm" and so on.

However... this completely Ignores all the western monsters that ARE like this! Dullahans are headless horsemen; half damned souls that can't cross water. Witches are just people with magic, unknown powers that might be a boon or a bane.
I'm sure there's some Japanese horror monsters that fit this bill- but most of the ones I can think of fall into the "do x, get fucked over" category

>>715110862
>4 feet
>not 8 feet tall
boner killed

ENTER

>>715120926
Witch & dragons are in every culture myth though that doesn't really make sense?

This game was really good, highly recommend it. The atmosphere and the environments were really fun to play on.

>>715104123
and–shit, it's Queen Bee isn't it? i'm gonna get down there, and it's gonna be Queen Bee...

>>715101829 (OP)
The one with the monkey that kills you in your sleep is worse.

>>715101829 (OP)
is that game any good? it looks like typical open world slop, but.. as a shameless otaku.. the setting being tokyo and all the enemies being yokai, it is somewhat intriguing. i cannot lie to myself.

>>715122289
I like that when someone brought up the stupid ass communist line that lol-cow-izer put in they removed it. Not many devs give enough of a shit to do so, and that combined with the update for the rogue-like mode for free made me not regret buying it at release.

>>715102710
hachishakusama was literally made by 2chan like 10 years ago

>>715122535
It's meh, but the atmosphere and lore made it feel more like wasted potential.

>ghostwire
YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE

>>715110862
>what if she was boring garbage for closeted pedofaggots instead of a very open pedostacy with big tits
FTFY

>>715104585
Paul Bunyan isn't horror, dumbass. If you want a stupid American monster look at the mothman.

I like how the yuki-onna was just a metaphor for hypothermia.

>>715123705
the best part of that whole retarded story is Indrid Cold

>>715123730
Sharing bodyheat with a male should be the moral lesson here...

>715123562
>Closeted
Weak bait. Not worth the you

Who's the bitch that get's stuck in the TV again?

>>715123562
/ss/gawds and lolicons should be friends.. no, BROTHERS

>>715110862
Based but she needs to keep the tits

>>715124024
oh wait you said TV

>>715124024
Chie?

>>715113968
That sounds like one of the episodes of The Wild Thornberrys. The shapeshifting dolphins are wearing hats and you can expose them by looking at their head because they have blow holes on their head.

>>715123705
I still don't understand why the statue looks NOTHING like how everyone else depicts the Mothman.

>>715124024
Sadako and he's actually a trap

>>715124113
Thank God for the censorship that was almost a job for jannies

>>715125372
you can never be too careful

>>715125372
I legitimately didn't notice

>>715124024
Why is that a furry?

>>715109951
Slit-Mouth Women are indeed cute: see Miroku.

>>715109736
This thing scared the hell out of me in Ghostwire.

>>715123705
>look at the mothman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sTz0VN_Cvw

>>715120137
My unironic goty the year it came out.

>>715101829 (OP)
Honestly Dara of Reiwa taught me that they have plenty of pretty nasty stuff to pull from but likely choose not to due to it being less "popular" or well known than others and less inyourface styled horror.
And that shit isn't exactly a text book for spooky scary ghosts so there's probably plenty of others to choose from in their folklore.

>>715120540
The writing sucks but I like the art so I'll keep reading

>>715123780
>In 1970, Derenberger's tale was further popularized by author John Keel in his book, Strange Creatures From Time And Space. Keel revisited the Cold story in his 1975 book The Mothman Prophecies, which centered on reports of a huge, winged creature known as the Mothman in West Virginia.[3] By 1979, the story of Derenberger riding aboard a spaceship to the planet Lanulus with Cold was being shared by UFO author Gray Barker.[4] While Derenberger had described Cold as a benign Space Brother who offered healing medicine, later depictions cast Cold as more of an ultraterrestrial or cryptid, sometimes sporting an uncanny, inhumanly-large smile
Is he a precursor to all those analog horror shits?

>>715113413
>Saci-Perere
I thought it's Ricardo

>>715123705
That's clearly just a bad guy of the week from one of them power rangers type shows.

I just want to be happy bros

>>715110432
With these kind of stories it's always a 50/50 wether you 'win' because you outplayed them or they seethe because you did't play the game properly and kill you anyways but in another often more gruesome fashion

>>715131942
>tell Aka Manto any other color but blue or red
>he finds a new way to kill you that uses whatever color you picked
Takeshi thought he was slick...

>>715131715
What a stupid bitch.

>>715117894
The real horror was the garbage architecture then

>see thread
>be reminded of Iwasaki Yuuki doujins, most of which focused on ghosts. one of them was even a twist on Mary-san
>almost all the english translated ones disappeared off sadpanda
wtf

Did they ever fix the horrible performance and how tanky enemies were

>>715101829 (OP)
where are her big tits and her wide hips?

>>715104123
nooooo please don't sit on my face

>>715104123
sauce: hachishakusama hentai
(yes, it is what you're thinking)

>>715107469
The things I would do to the yokai watch monsters

>>715107469

>>715101829 (OP)
retard

>>715101829 (OP)
thats supposed to be kuchisake onna right?

>>715134858
Yeah

>>715114998
During the cenozoic era there was a leopard seal analogue that lived in lakes and rivers because there was enough mega fauna density that they could sustain themselves. They were basically wolves of the water that could be in any large enough body and I maintain that these fucking things are what started most of our aquatic spooks.

>>715135285
My bet is dolphins. We already know that they're fucked up sex freaks, but we keep on glossing over that with the stories of them saving sailors that have fallen overboard.

>>715108074
Jesus christ man, don't post shit like this

>>715101829 (OP)
It's not what she looks like but the concept of what she does/can do.

>>715101829 (OP)
If those scissors are used to cut off dicks that is indeed scary beyond belief

>>715110862
what if she was after cunny

Ok but seriously now, how the FUCK would you get out of this situation?

>>715136615
>i'm late out of my way

>>715101829 (OP)
>No wonder jap games aren't scary
I can't think of a single genuinely scary western game

>>715109817
Just don't answer the phone. Also on this note what happens with the girl from The Ring if your TV is really fucking small?

>>715129019
I could get it for 20€. Is it like doom, but with spells instead of guns, and yokai instead of demons? Looks pretty at least.

>>715136615
Use my fat ojisan powers to immediately mating press her in the next panel

>>715104123
>see this image, get excited
>it's only the first story
>also it's animated like shit
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

>>715105794
Your are forgetting someone.

>>715137285
You didnt need to watch it to tell its animated like shit, just look at the screenshot.

>>715137575
>Is that a cuttlefish?
>aieeeeeeee save me niggerman!

>>715136735
>Also on this note what happens with the girl from The Ring if your TV is really fucking small?
In the original story it's just the tape itself that kills you because it's infected with magic syphilis.

>>715136615
By the legend, "I wouldn't really know that sort of thing". By my compulsions, savagely making out with her.

>>715114247
>>715114571
They're rebooting the first game

>>715137608
>look at the still screen
>you can tell its animated poorly
funniest part is that its true kek

>>715136615
pull down my pants and hope it throws her off enough to get me sucked off or to make her run away (since she is still a woman, after all)

>>715136615
rape

>>715101829 (OP)
>big lady with big hat
>backstory is tragic and sad
It just makes me want to comfort the girl more than feeling scared.

>>715136615
Give her a different answer and tell her she's hot.

>>715138127
oh neet

>>715138403
>to get me sucked off
erm...

>>715137575
I don't like this kind of Cthulhu art
He looks too cool. Cthulhu should be weird and disgusting.

>>715138771
why is she in a spider-man costume?

>>715137575
fuck off already you're the most boring part about lovecraftian fiction the Yellow Sign is more interesting than you

>>715139159
Because she's in a Marvel comic.

>>715101829 (OP)
It's about not respecting your personal space or something. Although it makes you wonder why Finland doesn't have myths like this.

>>715122289
That looks cool as fuck anon, what game?

>>715139959
Same game as the image in OP.

>>715105794
>"IS THAT... THE BACKROOMS?! I'M SHITTING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW AAAAA!"

>everyone tells me japanese horror is scary
>watch ju-on
>the ghost boy literally fucking hisses and meows like a cat
>instantly becomes a comedy
Like I get why, the fact the boy had such an attachment to his pet cat while he was alive is expressed by feline vocalisation as a ghost. I can see the Kino in it, but it's not fucking scary. Normies would fear their own goddamn shadows if someone told them to.
That being said, Ju-On was a great movie and I'll watch it again.
Just imagine checking under your bed for a lost charger, then you come face to face with a kneeling malnourished ghost, then it looks at you and just goes "Nyaa~."
Imagine not dying of laughter then and there.

>>715102710
>its scary because my grandparents thought it was scary
lmao. sure, if your some backwater peasant, id understand. but its 2000+50-38. your grandmother thought miasma was a thing. lmao.

>>715138771
I get that she slices you up for lying if you say she is beautiful, but what if you actually do find her scarred face beautiful?
I don't know, when I was a kid I was hypersexual and literally fucked a Venus fly trap at 8 years old.

>>715101829 (OP)
>one of America's scariest and most well known horror folk tale is.... A guy with no head carrying a pumpkin

>>715137652

>>715137575
See the thing is I never found cosmic horror very scary.
It feels to grand. If something can stand upright in the pacific it loops around from scary into glorious by default.
Horror to me should be something insidious, something that could slip by unnoticed. Alien worked as horror for me becayse the Xenonorph blends into the set so well that you didn't realise you were looking straight at it until it started to move.
The movies that scare me involve things like that, small things beneath notice, especially demonic posession. Imagine thinking your child is just having night terrors, then suddenly shit starts levitating.

>>715139778
why the fuck is kwannon fighting a ghost?

>>715140215

>>715140092
japanese horror has spooky ideas but most of the time the execution sucks total donkey balls. it's no surprise some of these characters are basically porn icons now.
you need westerners to make these concepts reach their full potential. when it comes to films the american remakes of the ring, the grudge (ju-on), and dark water completely utterly mog the originals. particularly the ring, which imo is a modern classic. still creeps me out desu.

>>715140473
Lovecraft has stuff like that. Dimensional shamblers and Hounds of Tindalos to name two.

>>715104834
I've been wondering. Does this author do hentai? Their artstyle is really hot.

>>715140491
Because when vampires caused global night other monsters decided to come out and play.

>>715137285
The doujin is really good though

>>715140569
>the grudge (ju-on)
Still done by the Japanese director

i thought this was gonna be a ghostwire tokyo thread...

>>715107196
I NEED a sauce.

>>715108515

>>715140713
oh god that shit
fuck i hate marvel events i'm so fucking sick of a global, earth-shattering catastrophe every other fucking year only for the shit writers to immediately return to "le world outside your window" like nothing fucking happened

Popopopo!

>>715131261
No. Ever since TV was invented people were creating stories about entities living in the hardware and airwaves.
Analog horror is just a modern resurgence.

>>715141526
>like nothing fucking happened
technically shit didn't return back to normal yet. All vampires are daywalkers now and being used as analogs for illegal immigrants.

>>715141605
Oh and that that event lead to the current state of things where we have global emperor Doom.

>>715109757
>>715111240
Who is this and where do I read more?

>>715101829 (OP)
Ah so that's what inspirated Dimitrescu. Interesting.

>>715101829 (OP)
Ah so that's what inspired Dimitrescu. Interesting.

>>715109440
It had one part where you were in an abandoned building and actively being hunted down by one of OP's pic but dressed in full red and she had her face fully revealed which was pretty much the closest the game gets to horror. I remember it spooking the fuck out of me

>>715101829 (OP)
Sex with asian ghost women?

>>715114879
Fun fact: Her design actually was partially inspired by Hachisakusama

>>715129539
Dara is based on a real thing?

>>715142739
>can change her body to open her throat to infinite depths and even showcases it to you
she's literally asking for it

>>715142981
Kankandara, it's a Japanese creepypasta.

>>715136425
....but why was she in a reverse bunny outfit in the first place....?

>>715136615
i know u are but what am i

>>715105794
>its a anon acts like this wouldnt creep him out if he saw it hanging in a empty room that looked like the one in the painting

>>715101829 (OP)
I see nothing wrong with her.

>>715136615
scream autistically multiple times and shit my pants

>>715112606
>man door hand hook car door

Horror you say?

>>715141557
Those are powerful saggers
I will drink all the milk

>>715141557
One of the most interesting hyper breast pics I've seen in a while

>>715102710
>Delete your thread

>>715137575
>entity is a beam of unnatural light with an insatiable quench for water
>not associated with the pantheons is just some wildcard who flew in from the void
>is never elaborated on and we still don't know what it actually looks like

>>715106339
Hachishaku
It's on steam.

>>715102710
isn't japan like 30% retarded and 40% autistic? who gives a fuck?

>>715117894
>architectural horror

>>715101829 (OP)
>she rapes little boys
>i saw several doujins of her being a hung futa and raping a helpless little shota
it's funny when you consider that the japs probably told this story to scare children from going out at night and speaking to strangers yet thid would motivate the average anon here to do just that. conter intuitive if you ask me

>>715148245
Hasshaku-sama is just a creepypasta bro, it's not a real folktale. And she doesn't actually rape shotas, she's just an evil local deity who spirits them away.
Also OP's image is Kuchisake-onna, the slit mouthed woman who asks you if she's pretty and mutilates you if you say yes and kills you if you say no.

>>715148245
in the actual story she eats them and looks closer to this. not muh thicc mommy or whatever tf.
yall need to stop being coomers for once

>>715148692
>Woah hey guys

>>715104585
There's a few american cryptids that are pretty cool from native stories

Japanese are easy to appease when compared to western ones. There were often traditions of marriage with the ghosts and deities, and the creation of shrine maidens were meant for that as opposed to western ones who demand torture and death.

>>715104585
>Big Foot
>Mothman
>Jersey Devil
>injuns turned wendigos that have been creeping around in the wild for the last few hundred years
>CWS infected wildgame

>>715148713
Copy that.

>>715148583
>Also OP's image is Kuchisake-onna, the slit mouthed woman who asks you if she's pretty and mutilates you if you say yes and kills you if you say no.
wasn't a part of Kuchisake-onna story that she wears red ?

>>715148692
>she eats them
vore fags would love this
>yall need to stop being coomers for once
i never had a chance desu senpai

>>715149042
Usually yes

>>715149184
good to know I'm not completely retarded

>>715101829 (OP)
>>715104123
These are not the same yokai
One is Hachishaku-sama the other is Kuchisake-onna
Hachishaku doesn't use scissors or cover her face
Kuchisake doesn't have a large hat

>>715111305
I'll tell you, but only if you tell me how to get a lonely mountain god/priestess/hag to marry me

>>715108126

>>715149271
It's not the first time I've seen them combined, not sure why. In DanDaDan they even throw Kashima Reiko into the mix too.

>>715149042
>wasn't a part of Kuchisake-onna story that she wears red ?
Not that I'm aware of. I think she just got pigeonholed into having a red outfit due to how she'd kill or mutilate peoples faces. Nothing in the mutilated samurai wife origin ever references her wearing red.

>>715149649
She's dressed differently depending on where the story is told but a red trenchcoat is one of the more common descriptions. The samurai origin story is a (supposed) older version, but the red trenchcoat version is from the 70s.

Women are scary.

>>715149845
i hate that i know this

>>715149891
I hate that you pointed it out and now I also remember it.

>>715149891
>>715149952
i feel like ive seen it before..
it's a nugget doujin, aint it?

>>715149891
>>715149952
Don't leave me hanging.

>>715102710
>Erm excuse me but you must pay reverence to this shitty imageboard creepypasta to understand its literary and historical importance to le Japanese culture

>>715101829 (OP)
Ah yeah is the one that you have to sexually assault to avoid being killed or mutilated.

>>715138127
Already? The game is not even a decade old lol. But i guess they had a massive jump in budget since then so it makes sense.

>>715149845
I think i need a source my good chap.

>>715149815
>The samurai origin story is a (supposed) older version
Nothing supposed about it. Stories of the Kuchisake-onna are said to have been around since the heian period. The red trenchcoated one started up in the summer of 1978.

>>715107938
Point of contention: She's a woman and I'm a man. I can easily kick her ass with metal pipe or whatever I can get my hand on

>>715139910
They probably spent a lot of time huddled together during the winter months while it's dark outside.

>>715151050
japanese spirits always have superstrength so it's not gonna be that easy

Ghost women are not scary. They don't exist.
Real women are scary. They can lie, ruin your life and always get away with it.

>>715141771
>>715141605
It's funny because Dr. Strange once got rid of vampires in 616 Marvel.

>tfw no attic ghost wife to give cummies to

>>715151557
By that logic you might as well be afraid of anybody that you meet because they can all lie, ruin your life and always get away with it.

>All these ghosts
>Nobody's making the call

>>715151678
Only women can get away with that and feel absolutely nothing except glee over making an innocent person's life unliveable.

>>715151659
>disregard society
>rape your ghost waifu

>>715105709
you wouldn't get it

>>715151625
Even funnier is Dr. Strange is also the reason why vampires came back to 616 Marvel. His protection spells cast on his brother weakened the Montesi formula which allowed all sorts of occult/supernatural freaks to bring vampires back. In Dracula's case he was brought back by the demon Asmodeus.

>>715151768
Don't wanna

>>715152021
To be fair meeting a woman with One Piece proportions would be scary as fuck

>>715150362
It's kinda trash

>>715152717
I don't really care, i see something i don't know i want to know it. If i found it's trash, whatever.

>>715151678
nta but you have to understand that horrible household produce the most angry misogynists known to man
>t.speaking from experience
>t. to this day i avoid women like the plague because of all the diabolical shit that was pulled on me

>>715152495
Like a wooden spoon with ping pong balls stuck on

>>715152778
>see something i don't know i want to know it
learn to have some self control nigga

>>715149845
>>715152717
Just hand it over already, please.

>>715124120
>Aika
>check out her new works
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAACE?

>>715153745
pathetic

>>715141845
Filename on the second

>>715154052
I reverse image searched and didn't get shit.

>>715148692
Still would. Stuff is just as good as thicc

>>715151678
>you might as well be afraid of anybody that you meet because they can all lie, ruin your life and always get away with it
Now you're getting it.

>>715154113
PATHETIC Disprray newfag

>>715154308
I'm not new, I've exhausted all avenues
Just hand it over, please.

AHHH!!!!!

>>715154537
Already posted

>>715154445
Use saucenao

>>715153702
No. That's not self control is human curiosity.

>>715154861
NTA but saucenao works like shit since a month.

>>715155282
That's iqdb, which links to saucenao if they can't find it themselves.
saucenao is its own thing.

>>715155367
Do you just not know the sauce?

>>715138795
Lovecraft's official drawing has him with a potbelly and way more than two eyes.

>>715155593
Of course I do, I found it on saucenao

>>715140215
>that chases you down on horseback to cut off your head and wear it as his own
>unless you can make it all the way across a certain covered bridge in town in time
Yeah, so umscary.

>>715142739

Post the scene shes playing with the mc and slaps the mc on the face, that scene is funny af.

>>715155785
So why don’t you just say it?

>>715156573
Teaching you that all this time the sauce was a literally click away if you were just using 4chan x.

Give a man a loaf of bread and he'll be able to eat for a day.
Teach a man to bake bread and he'll be able to feed himself for the rest of his life.

>>715156730
Sure, but the question is why not just save everyone time, including yourself, and just give the title?

>>715124024
Sadako is also not that scary. Yeah, she's a ghost, but she's ultimately just a beautiful Japanese woman. It's too easy to make her cute, such as in the pic you just posted there.

>>715156834
Because spoonfeeding is for cucks that want to feel important.
You've spent all this time asking when you could have just found the sauce.
You've wasted more time asking than just finding it yourself.

>>715136615
>Me: Yes, you are.
>Oh yeah?
>>715138771
>Me: You heard me, cutie.
>???

>>715156935
A lot of words to just say, “because I’m a cunt” but all power to you. If I ride this nonsense out someone based will probably undo all your hard work which is just as satisfying for me.

>>715157241
And you’d be right:

Gochisou-sama Deshita [English] Should get you going. Enjoy your day, anon.

>>715156935
Lol, fag

>>715148692
Was the exposed pits really necessary?

>>715119815
It's...Not.
I bought, jerked off and maybe will try to do the other shit it has but it's very much a run away from monster and hide game while you collect the things around a map

>>715136615
That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by pretty.

>>715157241
I'm not a cunt though, not wanting to spoonfeed lazy fucks and encouraging -even telling you how- to find the source yourself means less lazy fucks in future threads that can't be bothered to find it themselves because they know cucks like >>715157321 will turn up and just do the work for them, thinking they are special or "owning the cunts" by providing the sauce.

Deflect all you want, but you lazy fucks and special snowflakes are a blight. You enable each other to be annoying and lazy.
I literally told you how to find the sauce. Noone cropped any images to make reverse searching not work
But you couldn't even be bothered to try.
You complained and moaned about not just getting the link instead of opening up a website I told you would work and doing that.
You spent more time complaining instead of just getting what you want yourself.
And this dumb fuck has just made it so that in future you know that complaining and bitching and moaning will always yield some attention-whoring faggot like this >>715157760
that will provide the link so you never have to bother trying.

>>715157827
shut up lmao you are so mad someone was useful

>>715157803
Kino

>>715157827
u mad, fgt?

>>715157076
then she cuts your face to make you look like her
>>715136615
if a nice but needy woman like this approached me i would compliment her appearance genuinely because i am pretty good at schmoozing. i think my theoretical response would have been a win when i was reading the myth for the first time
i wonder how she would respond if i said she had nice hair and a slim figure

>>715136615
You litterally have to molest her to get out because she is triggered to react to fear or to compliant.
If you kiss or grope her without saying anything she is in a loop. Thats how the curse works.
You have to show her concretely that you like her, not with words because she reads it as lies not with fear because fear enables her.
I think you can also ignore her like keeping your eye on the ground and going on, she can't attack you by default.
Also i think you can loop her like the two lions asking her "what do you think i will answer to your question?".

>>715157827

Posts like this are why I love spoonfeeding. God damn you're mad lmao

>>715138795
Most cthulhu art just makes him look like some big demon guy that you'd see on DnD or something
Hell that's a problem with Lovecraft art in general

>>715146405
This fucking character is genuinely the hottest thing ever and she deserves like 10 times the art she gets

>>715151659
That niggas face gets me everytime
I can practically hear the horror violin "REE REE REE" noise

>>715104925
>solo
>single player game
>solo
what the fuck?

>>715149417
>grim reaper is gay
>tries to kiss you
wtf

>Japanese horror

>>715161245
I nutted a lot over that doll. I wonder if you can buy something like that at that size.

>>715161032
dude
what if
the grim reaper
was a girl
with pink hair
who raps

>>715161245
She would have been even cuter in shorts.

>>715161245
Game?

>>715101829 (OP)
Wait! WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!! Don't tell me that they thought that Lady D was going to be scary to people!!!!??? I bet they were mighty confused when people had the opposite reaction and instead found her hot.

>>715107242
>get utterly blinded by some fag's 80 billion lumen headlights
>hit a moose and die
Sasuga.

>>715161245
Shiragiku cunny...

>>715161245
>dolls

Sexo

>>715161245
https://ws-cdn-video.rule34.xxx//images/7644/0d7afd2cdef4c11ad05663dfe66a6c31.mp4?8722447
https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/7644/af328e5205f03b82577e7ac31d7d7936.mp4?8722476
https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/7644/b2d6ed2300f6366c4a0b332ad7dca823.mp4?8722792
https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/7644/930cc3ed28e5a277e63fd59fcbc4f1ce.mp4?8722461
https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/7644/c52d80c6174322c733f043c292f53f7e.mp4?8722477
https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/6546/b729d23b1a7fb9133d88c1acbbb95463.mp4?7471906

>>715162635
Fatal Frame 5

>>715114762
>>715140092
That's something that's always seemed odd to me, several japanese legends describe these terrible, horrifying creatures that can kill you for making/saying the wrong thing, but they also make them do, frankly, ridiculous noises that remove a lot of the scary factor from them.
And I know they aren't the only creatures described as making weird noises, but, usually, in other cultures the sounds tends to be more unsettling, like a strange whistle or something of the sort.

>>715163014

>>715114762
>>715140092
>>715163375
A killer Clown is still a killer even if he looks and acts like a clown.

Most Japanese horror is more goofy than scary.

>>715163375
>Nigga says he's stop being scared at a monster wanting to kill him because the noise it's making is cringe.

>>715161363
/jp/ have threads for dolls.

>>715164559
and they are the highest concentration of cringe

>>715164625
Nobody is telling you to engage with board culture.

Just get info and fuck off like any decent person.

>>715164957
>he needs info about dolls
what a fucking faggot

>>715164559
that style of face looks better than realistic fakes, hopefully robowaifus use that (and telescoping bones so she can grow from 5'4 to 6'4)

>>715105794
now THIS is spooky

>>715165241
Yes you dumbfuck, those things aren't cheap barbie dolls. It need proper info from manufacturer and quality, specially because good ones cost big bux.

>>715166207
I collect dolls.

>>715161245
I don't really get Fatal Frame ghosts. Like in 5, Shiragiku is coherent even if she makes no sense at first, has no horrible wraith-form, and in one ending she has a moment of self-realization that lead to her passing on on her own. Almost every other person who died there looks fucking terrible and they all appear to be completely insane.

>>715166535
>I collect dolls
Stop.

>>715101829 (OP)
No wonder they can never catch Carmen Sandiego, she's a ghost!

>>715110873
I'm not talking about that shit retard. I'm talking about how the Tall Ghost Woman, the Slit-Mouthed Woman, and the Brothers Grimm fairytales are all younger than shit like Paul Bunyan. Pretty much all modern folklore was made in the 19th century

>>715166694
Why? It's an hobby.

>>715102808
How come vampires because universal? How come zombies became universal once removed from the voodoo context?

>>715105118
She should move to America and become a high school teacher if that's how she feels.

>>715166849
It's more accurate to say the "ghoul" concept is universal, and both vampires and zombies are differing flavors of ghoul. The idea of a monstrous human who eats flesh is pretty universal. Vampires and zombies didn't "become" universal, they were always universal concepts, like dragons

>>715101829 (OP)
bro that's carmen san diego

>>715107196
Human males need wide hips and thick legs to protect their pelvis from angel's love?

>>715166797
Because they creep me the fuck out. Yes, me, personally. I demand that you desist based on my own preferences. My great grandma kept a bunch of the little fuckers in her guest bedroom and I swear to God they'd move around while I was asleep. Fuck those things. Destroy them. Total doll death.

>>715101829 (OP)
damn shes HOT

>>715167262
>Carmen sandiego died in japan
>This is why nobody can find her

>>715107742
Outlaw headlights on trucks that are several feet off the ground and are brighter than most high beams.

>>715167365
For me is the exact opposite i have like 30 of those in my house in various places. I like them seeing me at all times. I need to believe the toy story rules apply to them so they don't get bored. I talk to them often.

>>715161245

>>715166797
Buying things is not a hobby.
Hording is not a hobby.
Displaying your mental issues is not a hobby.

You'd say the exact same thing about funko pops.

>>715107938
"Ever wonder how I got these scars?"

>>715101829 (OP)
Jap monsters are always so gay
>you go to a gas station
>a scary lady carrying an umbrella says 1 or 2
>if you say 1 she kills you
>if you say 2 she cuts your arm off(you will likely bleed to death)
Wow so spooky

>>715167527
Then what is an hobby, please give me a specific definition that includes not having to buy anything.

>>715167494
I am calling the FBI and the Ghostbusters on your ass.

>>715167494
pov: you're in anon's house

>>715148583
So what are you supposed to do? Answer 'maybe'? 'Let's get to know each other first'?

>>715167814
>black dolls
disgusting

>>715136615
You're supposed to say "you're average."
It will surprise her, she'll pause to consider it, ans then you make your escape.

>>715167814
No because that's messy. I usually never have more than 5 in a single spot also they need to be at any time in my sight wherever i move around.

>>715167847
You either tell her she's average-looking, or you excuse yourself and say you have somewhere you need to be

>>715107047
>Japanese women are sex by default
fixed that for you

>>715142739
The scariest thing in that webm is her fuckhuge hands

>>715113413
Dolphin is probably based on a true story dolphins are rapists and their belly turns pink on arousal

>>715101829 (OP)
>one of Japan's scariest and most well known horror folk tale is.... A big lady with a big hat
it's actually Sadako, you porn addicted freaks. No normalfag knows the big hat lady

>>715168254
>No normalfag knows the big hat lady
Dandadan made it normalfag knowledge

>>715168254
Which one is she, the TV lady or the lady with a kid that meows?

Thread took a weird turn at the end

>>715168627
Its the one with the futa cock