Thread 715104546

STEAM IS DOWN
UHHHHHHH BROS??? IT'S NOT TUESDAY!!!

so fucking gay. i was about to hop on hell divers 2.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MY GAMES ARE BEING TRACTION BEAMED UP GABEN'S SPACIOUS COLON

ITS OVER

wtf is going on

official laugh at pctroons post
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH MY SIDES YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY

>>715104546 (OP)
>stops loading
>hmmm
>exit steam
>sign in screen prompt
>can't even go in to offline mode because I'm not signed out for some reason
FUCKING GABENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>finish sale
>shut the the servers
well played gaypen...

>>715104758
Switch 2 won

>>715104823
same

werks on my machine

>>715104546 (OP)
just realized that if you weren't logged in when it went down you can't even enter offline mode
LMAO I OWN NOTHING

really, fuck this shit I ain't paying for digital loicenses anymore, I'm pirating everything from now on
fuck steam it was always DRM
ALWAYS WAS

>>715104546 (OP)
>cloud save out of sync
>try to relogin
>can't login anymore

Fuck youuuu I was immersed in shitposting on the Nightreign forums

I wanted to get shot by unseen enemies while running across empty fields in Hell Let Loose.

>asking me to log in now
>forgot my password
>don't remember the email
How fucked am I?

>skg is about to pass into law
>valve pulls the plug before they're forced to do anything about it
NOOOOOOOOOOOO ROSS DO SOMETHING

Phew, I was afraid they finally banned me for saying NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER too often

>>715104546 (OP)
ahh, i thought my account was hacked
no problem

>>715105082
Even if you know your password you can't sign in. Says "connection problem". I already tried.

I WAS GONNA PLAY ROCKET LEAGUE WITH MY BRO

DEFCON 5 STEAMIES ARE YOU FEELING IT????

>>715105082
Does Steam even allow you to log in if you don't have a smartphone?

It's over...we own nothing...

>>715105082
do you have any receipts for games you activated on the account? you could use that to get back in if you contact support.

>>715105109
>say NIGGER
>all of Steam stolen
well played

this is why I only buy from GOG.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>715104546 (OP)
i own nothing and i am happy

>>715104546 (OP)
I'M WAS PLAYING THE FUCKING HORSE GAME LET ME IN

Good thing I don't delete my pirated copies of single player games that I bought.

I should have backed up on GOG

>>715104546 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

On my way to Gabe's to have a talk with him about this hold tight bros

It's over.

>>715104546 (OP)
I told gabe to shut down Steam for my birthday.

Alright, which one of you fuckers did this? Speak up now, or else!

He won.

PANIC

>>715104758
THIRD WORLD WAR TOTAL HUMAN DEATH

>>715105421
yes you can

Sorry, it's my fault. I spent zero dollars during the sale and now Gaben is bankrupt.

>>715105385
WW3 HAPPENING

>Oh no the humanity! I'm locked out of playing console shitty ports of AAA games since peecee has zero AAA exclusives after early 2000s
SHOULD HAVE WENT PHYSICAL RETARDS, WE WARNED YOU
YOU KEPT MEMEING AND SAYING MY HOUSE WOULD BURN DOWN WITH MY COLLECTION AND NOW LOOK AT YOURSELF
L

As long as I have pic rel, I am happy

>patapon released
>steam died
TOTAL EYE DOMINATION

btw these two games are free right now
Field of Glory II: Medieval - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1368870/Field_of_Glory_II_Medieval/
Fantasy General II - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1025440/Fantasy_General_II/

>>715105421
>can't play vidya because lost electricity
>okay
>can't play vidya because the servers are down
>THIS IS A LITERAL CRIME ARREST GABEN

fuck. off.

>xhe doesn't know about the hidden offline tech
heh, catch you guys on the flip side

>>715105537
Thanks! I just redeemed then.

works on my machine :)

when will it be back?

>bait everyone with Summer Sale
>pull the plug not even a day after the sale ends
I thought GabeN was supposed to be a good guy...

all my games...
gone...

HOLY FUCK TURN ON THE TV, ANY CHANNEL
ITS HAPPENING

I WILL OWN NOTHING

THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS JUST GONE

>>715105559
i want my playtime to be recorded tho.......

>My gacha games still work

Superior genre yet again.

>>715105465
I'm trying to launch Elden Ring right now and it ain't opening

>>715105547
>>can't play vidya because the servers are down
>>THIS IS A LITERAL CRIME ARREST GABEN
This except unrionically.

it's back up y'alls

>>715105421
you can if you use steam emu/goldberg/any of the piracy solutions to deal with steam drm
but you might need to convert your save if you don't want to start again
fucking gay niggers I should be able to just find the .exe and launch it offline
fuck steam
never buying anything from this gay digital only stores

>>715104546 (OP)
GAYBEEEEEN
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE VIDYA, NOT KILL IT

WHAT THE FUCK I'M CALLING MY SENATOR RIGHT NOW

WHERE ARE THOSE FAGGOT WHO CLAIM YOU CAN PLAY STEAM GAMES WITHOUT INTERNET????

>>715105537
Thanks anon

THIS ISN'T FUNNY STOP LAUGHING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF THIS SOMEONE NEEDS TO SUE GABEN HE IS KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE BY DENYING THEM THEIR COMFORT GAMES

YOu are breahing manually
your tongue is in a weird position
It is Thursday

>Only places online right now are india and dubai
Fucking Jeets...

If you aren't cracking your games with AL213/Goldberg, then you fully deserve not being able to play them right now.

>stop killing games
>kills the servers instead
touché game devs

IT'S OVER RUN THE EPIC BUNKERS!!

It's been a while

>>715104546 (OP)
Right after the sale and me spending all my moneys on them, they take it all away!

I CANT ACCESS MY STEAM WORKSHOP MOOOODS
FUCK OFF

Gabe bring the servers back, this isn't funny anymore, I need to go back to staring at my steam library trying to figure out what to play

>>715104758
Everybody rushed in to get last minute deals from the sale and crashed the servers maybe

Why did she do it?

jesus what fucking year is it

>>715105981
Sale ended 7 hours ago.

>>715106004
my wife

>>715105934
I rather hoist the colours than go to his hellhole.

>saves aren't syncing
fuck you gaben kike I'm not doing those The End is Nigh deathless carts again

It's amazing that Steam gets to do its dumb maintenance during prime time and everyone accepts it because they're a monopoly

>>715105954
Tim-sama please forgive me... I was blind but now I see the light...

home™

is it still fuxking down? JFC

>>715105820
you can

LET ME PLAY MY FUCKING GAMES YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT

>>715106064
maint is on tuesday
it is thursday

>>715106104
i cant even login faggot

>>715106064
i don't think this is maintenance anon

Everything except the store works fine for me. Still sucks because I was literally just going to check the store for something and now it won't load shit.

>>715106018
That's called sovl

Heh, not laughing now are you?

>>715106138
>>715106178
It is maintenance, they just moved the day without notice.

>>715104546 (OP)
Gaben just flew over my house

FIX IT ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can still launch downloaded games on Steam Deck.

should I play Two Point Museum or Suzerain while waiting for steam to come back

>>715105547
throw this nigger off the roof too

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ALL TEAMS REPORT IN

>>715106168
unironically skill issue

>>715106221
bullshit you won't fool me gaben sold us out to the illuminati and now jeff bezos and mark zuckerberg are playing my anime tiddy games

>>715106074
Literaly no games

>>715106220
>>715105413
No games.

WHAT THE FUCK BROS???

I THOUGHT I OWNED MY GAMES??????????

>>715105421
Just say you accept playing desynced

>>715106221
isn't the weekly maintenance to avoid stuff like this happening anyways? what the fuck, valve is like the biggest company in the world and they can't avoid dropping connection just after their biggest sale of the year?

don't worry, it's tuesday

i'm playing online game in offline mode RIGHT now

>>715106379
But the Epic™ store has the best game of all.

why does /v/ pretend they care

Guess I'll go have a shower so. Steam better be back up when I return.

Epic games launcher won

recommend something to jerk off too until steam is back online

>>715106387
>stop killing games
>1.3m
>chuds won bigly

>>715106479
>newfag tries too hard to fit in
lighten up faggot

>>715106263
Can confirm. Even GTA5 and Red Dead Redemption still work even though the launcher can't connect

>>715105741
>my single player games still work
>don't have to listen to when some asian country says i've hit my limit of playtime and have to stop or pay


Superior genre yet again.

>>715106468
just use goldberg

>>715106479
>sudden contrarian appears
just cease to exist faggot

It's up

>>715104546 (OP)
>AHHHHH NO NIGGER MAINTENANCE ITS OVER
Steam maintenance has never lasted more than 5 minutes and is usually less than 1-2 mins, I don't get the hate. It's just once a week

>BACK WHEN I STARTED GAMING WE DIDN’T HAVE ANY FANCY DIGITAL DISTRIBUTION
>THE WHOLE CLASS GOT TWO CONTROLLERS AND A TV
>AND WE HAD TO SHARE THE TV

>>715106468
it's drm but it's the most lazy drm to ever exist ever, and it's obviously on purpose.

>Stopped playing a singleplayer game
>To go play a multiplayer game
>Steam goes down

>>715106410
Its a friday here in asia.
>All my warhammer 3 mods because steamworkshop is down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715104823
you will own nothing and be happy

>>715106583
you mean just use qbittorrent?

>hurr durr muh /v/ doesn't play vidyagames
>there is always an immediate flood of threads when steam goes down.

>>715106618
this is not maintenance

>>715106618
retard

>>715106479
I don't care because I'm at work so Steam can take 8 hours to fix it if they felt like it and I wouldn't even blink.

Ok GabeN this isn't funny anymore, bring it back right now.

Feeling a bit silly now?

A disruption in gaming can mean only one thing...
I don't wanna touch grass guys

works on my machine

>>715104823
but steamies told me that steam doesnt require internet to play my games

its up

>>715106334
Mobius 7 on standby.

>>715106714
>>715106741
Ok so it's a rare once in a blue moon time where it goes down, these things happen. I just assumed maintenance since I'm at work.

still not up for me

>>715106516
aizenpochi

>>715106713
i actually don't use steam to play games but I do post because I use it as my ERP base of operations

>>715106807
it doesn't

>>715106850
Retard

it's not just steam you fucknuggets

Sorry bros, this is my fault. I jorked it to too much furry porn.

HALF LIFE 3 IS IN THE STORE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
https://store.steampowered.com/app/756840/HalfLife_3/

say it whitme me LOUD and proud steam bros

STEAM IS NOT AN ALWAYS ONLINE DRM PLATFORM

STEAM IS NOT AN ALWAYS ONLINE DRM PLATFORM

STEAM IS NOT AN ALWAYS ONLINE DRM PLATFORM

STEAM IS NOT AN ALWAYS ONLINE DRM PLATFORM

>>715106516
she's farting up a storm

>>715106004
why's her head so big?

>>715106796
bing-sama, I kneel.

>>715106891
ALEXABROS... WE LOST

>>715105385
lol @ microsoft

>>715106891
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
GET TO THE NEAREST BUNKER BROS

>>715106891
pretty sure steam is responsible for all these games going down too

>>715106891
Amazonbros...we lost...

>>715106886
why can't it log in then NIGGER

>>715106887
Sorry that I'm playing on my 3ds at work while you are coping about steam being down I guess

>>715106908
My games are not mine... we live in a dystopia

>>715105267
I actually killed that guy last week, he's in my freezer along with a guy from /qa/

>>715106796
look those thumbs lmao

Glad it's not just me, but I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

>>715104546 (OP)
You fags still use Steam? I switched to GOG

We're so fucking back

>>715106891
Most of those games are played on steam kek

>>715106516
Tifa

>>715106680
i just saw all the OVN updates too

>>715106996
btw alexa is my favorite game

IT'S BACK UP

I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK FFS GABE

we are back i think

Epic won...

>steam is dead
>even if it wasnt, I couldnt log back in anyway because outlook is also dead
LOVELY

>>715104546 (OP)
Well at least it's not just me, I thought it was and I was pissed.

I just want to update one of my gmod addons finally

IT'S UP

IT'S WORKING AGAIN
PRAISE GAYBEN

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhmPqkp_dW8

gabe is uploading HL3 to steam

Welcome to the world of cons..... PC!!!

>spend the last two days building the energy to play a game
>steam goes down
FUCK MY FAGGOT LIFE

>tendies harassing PC chads cause they got BTFO'D in the tendie famitsu cult threads

kys tendies

my game files are on my computer and still playable, no biggie. i'll keep loving steam.

>>715106998
only white people can use the offline mode

>82.5% back online
>I'm still offline

>>715107134
I believe

I WANNA PLAY THE HORSE GIRL GAME, GABEN

>>715107172
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Russian cyberattack!!!111!

I'M IN

IM IN

>>715104807
>implying snoytroons even own their games or consoles
retarded frognigger per usual

You own NOTHING

WE'RE BACK BROS

kek

>>715107206
i was doing the same thing when it kicked me offline

IT'S BACK UP
>IT'S BACK UP
IT'S BACK UP
>IT'S BACK UP
IT'S BACK UP
>IT'S BACK UP
IT'S BACK UP
>IT'S BACK UP
IT'S BACK UP
>IT'S BACK UP

>>715107219
it came back before my post went through

>>715106334
Wardog 1 standing by.

Why do skiggers ignore Valve when doing their little EU tranny raindance for attention? Seems like Valve checks every box for cancerous publishing, and often times in their threads they're praising Gabe. Doesn't make sense to me.

>>715107286
The Isle GODS...

oh it's back up already
happening cancelled

Steam is back
crisis averted

I was about to go for a run, thanks Gaben.

Offline mode worked the whole time, bozos.
However, I was just about to download something when it went down, so I was actually quite annoyed about having to wait.

>>715106334
Monarch here

>>715107318
>>715107275
>>715107275
doesnt work on my machine stop lying

some nigga in the server room really just tripped and pressed the shut down button huh

>>715106908
STEAM IS AN ALWAYS ONLINE DRM PLATFORM
STEAM IS AN ALWAYS ONLINE DRM PLATFORM
STEAM IS AN ALWAYS ONLINE DRM PLATFORM

STEAM
IS
AN
ALWAYS
ONLINE
DRM
PLATFORM

I'll use the offline trick, too bad I can't play anything multiplayer though

Gaben stole my license

>>715107264
>pclard straight up lying
news at 11
anyway sorry that I debunked your shit faggot

>>715107361
god you seem like a faggot. your filename, the way you speak, just everything about you repulses me

ITS BACK

it's back online

Say it.

i was playing a single player game so didn't even notice it was down

>>715107517
You'll survive

white power?

>>715105537
don't buy any of this shit even for free. they published a russian war propaganda game which sales directly fund the russian economy. fuck them.

>>715107286
CS... FLOPPED...

>>715107502
>OI YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT?

I remember the old days when steam would go down and break you would be able to scrape someones entire profile because private/hidden stuff stopped working.

>>715107286
This is actually super interesting.

>>715105220
You can probably still receive a Steam Guard code via e-mail to authenticate if you don't have a phone number.

>>715105447
Fucking finally

it's up

>>715107286
flopism finally won

>>715105220
yes

>>715107586
I can't wait for all my dead skin to be extra visible

>its "up"
>everything is fucked and slow as shit
fix your SHIT gabe

>>715107458
>>715107331
>>715106831
>Thanks to your efforts, the Yuktobanian incursion onto Osea’s Steam servers was avoided.
>Significant damage was sustained to some game libraries, lowering the peak player counts of several important games
>Recovery efforts are already underway by engineering teams. Prepare for your next sortie.

>>715107834
this is proof that /v/ actually plays games

still down for me

>>715104940
That's the part that is unacceptable. I won't forgave Gayben for this.

are they getting ready to drop a big update or something, this shit is fucking everything up

steambros... we're so fucking BACK

FINALLY. I thought I wouldn't get to play Doom today. Outside of sourceports of course...

Works on my machine :^)

GABEN JUST SHADOW DROPPED HALF LIFE 3 HOLY SHIT
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1147500/HalfLife_3/

>>715107968
Gaben just announced on twitter he sold Valve to Epic Games, they are fusing the launchers as we speak

LOL I see Jurassic World 2 evolution discounted for a just a couple buck, no way that's intented
but still i can't buy it

>>715108009
is that the newest rerelease? i stopped playing because it kept crashing when using the map, that fixed yet?

>>715107884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38t3d2xPN9g&list=RD38t3d2xPN9g&start_radio=1

Shit is still down. Why are you all lying?

>>715107892
Wrong, he was there to get player count screencaps and post another 'has /v/ forgotten X?' thread.

>>715108160
came back up for me 10 minutes ago
store is still slow as shit

>>715108097
That always worked for me. It was the main menu that crashed randomly, which seems to be fixed. It's bethesda so your milage may vary.

>>715108085
>no way that's intented
idiot

>>715108085
It's been like that for at least a week. Bought it to play with my nephew a few days ago.

>>715108081
>gay and chinese
did Nick Mullen make this game?

>>715108270
>Fixed a crash that could occur when using the automap
time to try it out
thanks for reminding me anon

>>715108085
protip: you can check steamdb price history and see that it's been that way since the summer sale start

>>715104546 (OP)
Should’ve gone physical. I’ve got 500+ games and I can’t use any of them.
Fuck this gay earth

>>715108085
that's been on sale for a while
likely bc the new one comes out in a few months

>>715108369
Nice. Always glad to see more people playing my favorite game.

>>715108160
trolled haha!!!

Works on my machine

>>715108336
>>715108492
>>715108576
ok i don't follow summer sale anymore, they don't really do discounts like they used to, that's why i was so surprised

>>715108576
>this shit is getting a third game
>meanwhile f1 manager is kill
who the fuck keeps buying these?

MY GAMES.........ARE GONE.......

>>715107615
i tip my hat to you good sir
THIS SO MUCH THIS SLAVA UKARAINIEE

>>715104940
I just did exactly that though

>>715107615
>they published a russian war propaganda game
name?

>>715108976
broken arrow

the summer sale was over when Steam went down, did they say what exactly happened?

>steam is alive
>thread is kill
poetry
proof that /v/ does indeed play games

>>715109218
What else will anyone do when their drm platform is down but freak out everywhere

>>715109073
thanks, gonna buy it right now

>>715104546 (OP)
STEAMIES OWN NOTHING

>>715105537
theres a third one too https://store.steampowered.com/app/544610/Battlestar_Galactica_Deadlock/

Not my problem.

>>715109571
Nobody owns anything thanks to Nintendo. Now even physical games and consoles are just licences that can be revoked at any time

Friendly reminder there are free games on steam right now.

>Battlestar galactica deadlock
>Fantasy general 2
>Field of glory 2: medieval

Remember to say thanks Gaben.

>>715108081
Valve made a game about OP, I'm so proud of him, the little cocksucking faggot.

>>715109948
I thank YOU instead.

>>715110414
you're welcome farfie

>>715109948
you forgot
>Caribbean Crashers

Steam shills on suicide watch
Reminder you will own nothing and be happy.

AAAAAHHHH !!! SAVE ME SKG PETITION!!!11

>>715104546 (OP)
just have sex, lmao