>steam is down

>>715104843 (OP)
This is why you buy FFXIV on the mogstation

>games stolen

MY GAMES ARE GONE!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT EVEN LOG IN OFFLINE MODE MY GAMES AHHHH

>>715104843 (OP)
I OWN NOTHING AND I AM FUCKING MISERABLE

And right after the summer sale too.

>>715104843 (OP)
happening for real this time can't belive i've spend 100 dollars buying games yesterday

>>715104915
WTF, what am I supposed to do now? I was with my wife and now I am alone.

>Just bought a new PC

>>715104843 (OP)
>steam is down

Give me back my games
GIVE ME BACK M Y GAMES

I just realized that I can't play any game I own unless steam exists. What happens if steam sell out?

>>715105410
>non-barefoot revenant

give me back my games i'm not fucking around gabe

START KILLING GAMES

>do nothing
>games stolen
I didn't even say any gamer words what the hell

>>715105535
Gaben can now read thoughts too.

>>715104843 (OP)
Haha I just managed to download underrail before it went down

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEES AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is anyone else having trouble logging into Steam?
I'm about to hop on Battle.net and get an instant tank que just to bitch about Steam on the mic

>logs into Steam
>starts playing games
It's that easy

>>715104843 (OP)
You will own nothing, and you WILL be happy!

>>715105664
Based

>You will own everything and you will never be happy.

YOU SIGNED THE STEAM AGREEMENT FAGGOT

can you imagine the melty if steam dies for real

>>715105958
This is how I feel when I miss a 35% chance sniper shot

>>715106003
Well we have a lot of practice.

>>715106003
lord gaben pbuh would never allow that

>work for money to have small joy in life
>work sucks ass but no choice
>free time
>log on to steam
>games stolen
>life ruined

>went to take a shit
>come back
>games stolen
how is this allowed

>>715106071
You are doing something seriously wrong if your shots have 35% hit chance

works on my pc :)
not joking btw I'm an eurofag though so the issue might be regional

>>715106115
When he dies, it's all over.

MY VIDEO GAMES

WHERE ARE MY VIDEO GAMES

this isn't funny anymore
have to sleep soon to be ready to wage slave again
please dont take this away from me

>>715105279
oh like bad at server uptime

He wonned

>>715106251
A dog ran up to me

>>715106254
They slowly start putting the services back up so some people come back online before others

>if you play now, you may not have previous game progress and you may permanently lose it
what the fuck?

>>715104843 (OP)
>pay for games
>don't own them
>do nothing wrong, games gone
>money stolen

>>715106396
Bro your taser??

>>715104843 (OP)
>mfw the bvll is being roicist

>"Well they're not really yours after all are they"

>>715104843 (OP)
Oh no
Time to get my physical games and play them instead

>hurr durr muh /v/ doesn't play vidyagames
>there is always an immediate flood of threads when steam goes down

cmon my man, i just came from work to play ff7 -_-

>>715106524
This. It's not stolen if it was never yours to begin with.

>>715106390
>the nigga that wants games to be connected online forever won
>because the servers went down so you can't access your games
????

>tfw i dont play multiplayerslop

>>715104915
Wrong, you can still play FFXIV off steam without being connnected to it.

Physicalchads, I kneel...

>mfw am piratechad
>mfw own all vidya gayms

>>715104843 (OP)
and just like that paypig pc gayming was over

What are the odds this is a planned attack in relation to the stop killing games shit

Its over.
Gabe is dead and his soul was literally keeping the servers alive. PC gaming is about to change forever.

>>715106460
You know I've had the taser recipe since the start of the game and I've never made one, maybe I should. I usually shotgun them but then I don't have enough ap for a sniper shot unless I boost

DUDE WHERE'S MY VIDEOGAMES

>tfw games stolen & already masturbated today

>>715106894
Taser is like the best combat utility for almost every build

>>715107005
Good to know that 70 hours in

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715106821
>power goes down
>pirated games stolen

>>715106974
becky....... not like this....

It's just regular tuesday maintenance. Do not panic

IT'S UP

>>715107156
It's thursday

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

No refunds

>>715106974
>already masturbated today
to becky I presume?

>>715107193

>steam crashes just as i was about to win in dota after 5 losing streak
its over im installing epic origin gog and every other fucking launcher

IT'S UP
WE ARE BACK
FUCK EPIC

>>715107156
>tuesday maintenance
>on a Thursday
it's so fucking ogre

>>715107049
Not that anon but your case is the reason why people don't bother experimenting in games anymore and discover shit themselves. They just look up online for a build and guide as if that's isn't already 50% of the game done for them

Post how much money you just lost
https://steamdb.info/calculator/

>>715106974
You can only bust one nut a day? You must suffer from low T.

>>715106974
>He only masturbates once per day
Weak

>Once again, the browns have been defeated

>>715107320

>>715107320
Guys, have I spent too much in games if I integer overflow the page?

CODE RED
CODE RED
STEAM HAS FALLEN
CODE RED
CODE RED

>>715107135
>power goes down
>UPS kicks in
>he doesn't pirate electricity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c83uouDPQA

>me = the retard
>green lasers = happiness

>steam is gone forever
>you lose all the games you "own"

lmfao

damn, maybe piratesoftware was right all along...

>>715107201
Sky sex

>>715104843 (OP)
Can confirm, cannot launch Left 4 Dead 2 rn

>>715107317
I used to be like that, now I avoid them like the plague on my first playthrough. My build is probably wildly unoptimized, but you know what it's MY retarded stealth shotgun sniper build and that's all that matters.

how much will the gaming industry change when this fat bastard kicks the bucket

>>715107775
I tried playing Underrail as a semi-stealthy character (just enough points to always get the first attack in) and got bored of slowly creeping around the map real fast

>>715107830
Games as we know it will actually be over when he dies.
I hope for our sake he has a trustworthy successor in mind.

Steam has fallen.
Billions must be lose their games.

Roblox

>>715107830
Basically pic related but for gaming.

Epic game store chads at laughing at steamies

>>715107883
Do you know about the game speed option? Not the combat ones.

>>715107775
That's the gamer way.

my games are back :)

>>715107830
The foxes will be free to roam the henhouse

I SHOULD'VE PIRATED ALL THOSE GAMES!

>>715108121
It's been years but I wager I didn't use that option
Next time I'll just make a machine gun dude with giant armor, fuck that stealth shit

>AAAAAAAHHH WHY DID I PURCHASE ALL THOSE GAMES OH GOD IT BURNS PLEASE PIRATECHADS FORGIVE ME

AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE WHY DIDN'T I USE THE EPIC STORE

>>715104843 (OP)
>>715105037
>>715105194
>>715105279
Games that let me do this?

>>715108395
For when you do replay it, + on your numpad speeds the game up, - slows it down. You can go up to like 5x speed, really helps make stealth less boring. But if you already did a stealth build you might as well try something different, I might try a psionicsmaxxing build next time where I forbid myself from using weapons or something

>>715108604
Receiver 2

>forgot niggerword
>have to fill up google captcha that slowly fade outs as you click 8 different pages of SELECT ALL THE BIKES
absolute humiliation ritual

this shit literally made me decide I won't buy steam shit ever again, pirate from now on. maybe gog

>>715108604
Spec Ops: the Line
Postal 2

>>715108110
so... nothing?

>>715108604
Buckshot Roulette

>>715104843 (OP)
This is the future you chose, Tommy boy.

It works on my machine.