Thread 715106025

>New companion in the monkey game is a barefoot loli Pauline
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS NINTENDDOOOO TAKE MY MONEY

>>715106025 (OP)
im not buying this diddy (the rapper) slop bro

>>715106025 (OP)
I'm buying this diddy (the monkey) slop bro

>>715106025 (OP)
i don’t care!

K ROOL CHADS WE’RE ALMOST HOME…

>>715107108
The footfag holocaust is long overdue

>>715107243
I'm going to laugh extremely hard when there's no kremlings in the game and pauline isn't mario's daughter

>>715107459
pauline jrs vocals are done by mori btw.

>>715108401
>>>/vt/ranny

>>715107108
The Friday Feet thread I’m looking forward to

>>715107108
Ai slop getting good at feet

>>715108507
meds https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/vt%20ranny/

Explain to me why having a cute loli as companion is worse than having a retarded an annoying monkey?. Throw bricks at rare faggots

>>715108705
you're extremely stupid if you think only one person responsible of all those posts

>>715108401
My dear Mori Landwhalliope.

>>715108401
go back to your /vt/ranny containment board, you disgusting creature

>>715108401
proofs?

Does the new Death Stranding game have much foot content?

>>715108709
You won't do shit, stay on dalle-3 generals ESL.

>>715109521
If you're into Deborah Wilsons feet

>>715106025 (OP)
she's also fat

>>715113309
rude

>>715107243
>>715107459
nintendo news app posted this
he's fuarking IN

R.I.P. to all "She's Pauline's Daughter" theories

https://www.ign.com/articles/nintendo-wont-say-why-donkey-kong-bananzas-pauline-is-13-years-old-specifically-wants-players-to-puzzle-out-the-answer-themselves

Confirmed to be Pauline, but younger by a dev.

>>715119230
It was a stupid theory from the start

>>715119230
it was one mentally ill guy from /vg/

>>715119230
So what is cranky not the OG donkey kong anymore? And does DK look so much different because he is younger while the other kongs look the same?

>>715113309
You can put her in tights!

>>715119230
That interview actually says the opposite, but okay...

>>715119230
you think they’d spoil a major plot point? lmao thats not pauline.

>>715119230
The rock creatures take form of something familiar to you. It would explain why cranky and rambi are all there. I bet the big tear jerker moment is that pauline isnt really them and has to stay behind.

>>715118284
>Paon laugh in the intro
>The many Crockoid variants
>All the other crocodile iconography
>Cranky talking about an unnamed being that made off with your hoard as you were dealing with Void Co
>This
I might actually have an aneurysm if Nintendo pulls all this and there is no K. Rool. I might go clinically insane.

>>715119230
>>715107243
>>715118284
I am convinced it will be another Wario Land situation in which by the end of the game the female partner will transform back into her original self.

>>715126690
>second worst ending is her turning into a Kong

>>715108705
>one single guy has been spamming pepe the frog since 2015
mental illness

>>715107108
wowsers

>>715127082
At least Dixie has a new girlfriend now

>>715106025 (OP)
>spend years developing a workflow to create, test, and integrate animations based on mario's weird proportions
>have to make a new game for your new console
>need to use existing animation pipelines but you can't put mario in it because reasons
>aw_shit_what_now.png
>some fucking genius has an idea
>"what if we put a loli in it who just so happens to have the same exact skeletal rig as mario?"
>
>BANANZA breaks out amongst that guy's coworkers

>>715106025 (OP)
A 14 year is not this short. This design is stupid.

>>715132256
Yes, but a dwarf is.

>>715113309
Not fat enough

>>715132759
shitpost

>>715132857
But why?
Why does she look like that?
Why are there so many breadcrumbs?

>>715106025 (OP)

Already pre-loaded.
Feels good, bros.

>>715132759
already deconfirmed

>>715108401
It's just Pauline's regular voice actress

>>715108401
>shitty tranime voice actor who can't act at all.
yet we know the VA is incredibly cringe.

>>715106025 (OP)
>loli
I thought she was a midget. This bitch got Mario proportions.

>>715123593
>>715123782
>"Takahashi did explain a little bit about Pauline’s role in the game, and why she isn’t just a continuation of Pauline from Odyssey"
Not a continuation of Pauline in Odyssey, but this clearly means it's still her. He's saying it's the same character from Odyssey but just in a different role as a kid and also a sidekick to DK.

>>715123002
Cranky was never the original DK. He was senile. He sometimes calls DK his son, but also calls him his good for nothing grandson. He's not a reliable source of information. His first moment on screen shows him with a phonograph. They haven't made those since the 1930s! DK then shows up with a ghetto blaster like they used in the 1980s, when the original DK was released. DK from DKC is the original DK. Cranky is just a confused old man.

So, anyone who got the game can post all of Pauline's costumets yet?

>>715132945
There weren't, it's just the mario design language for human characters

>>715132759
lol

>>715106025 (OP)
hag coded

>>715106025 (OP)
She looks like a Nortubel character

LOLI HEAT BANAN'ZA

>>715143973
Loli haet pizza.

Pauline looks like she gives sloppy rimjobs.