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Now: Community Clash: A Speedrunning Gameshow
Next: Sayonara Mario World 2
Later: Super Metroid
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
Previous:
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Left or right, anons?
>>715111569you might have to be downright braindead to get this answer wrong
Why does the host sound like that? Like itโs not a lisp but some other impediment. Whatโs that called?
>>715111569left and it's not even close, right's smile is 80% gums
>>715111569i choose edobean of course
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Should I sleep or continue torturing myself?
>>715111569Left definitely has herpes but still left
>>715111569>Yellow fever exam
>randomizers aren't speedrunning
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
Speedrunning is dead. Someone should make a challenge run marathon that isn't mentally ill.
what is best about speedrunning?
migging
Best thing about speedrunning?
The cute boys :)
I bet they will say races
Because gdq voters are fucking brainless
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SAY WORLD RECORD ALREADY
SAY IT
SAY IT
SAY IT
SAY IT
>>715111619Isn't it an accent?
>getting a PB is on the board
>no one has guessed getting a WR
???????????
>>715111635There was this small window where Edobean was cute and then she got even fatter
Everyone in that room right now breathes through their mouth.
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Randomizers BURIED
>>715111680holy shit 2 shaggys
>>715111702>>715111684no one who answered this poll has ever gotten a world record that matters
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>>715111680I want that twink obliterated
>guy looks directly at the camera
>the threads
>winks
>>715111630I liked watching Katamari and Rondo of Blood, the slap fight game was pretty funny and novel for a meme run.
>>715111680wtf... chibi is jacked...
Best thing about speedrunning marathon threads?
>>715111640How much do you like kaizo?
>>715111684The last person who said that got laughed out of the thread.
>spectator experience
>the event has been bleeding viewers consistently for years
KEK
YEEEAAHHHHH SHILLING!!! PLEASE DONATE GUYS!!
The community is even more retarded than the event, incredible
>their favorite aspect of speedrunning and gaming is community by a landslide
>playing your favorite video game is an X
this needs to be recorded and preserved as evidence.
>>715111680imagine the smell
>no bonus round with two people trying to guess the same answers
WTF IS THIS SHIT
>self improvement
>playing a game for 5k hours
Lol
Is getting a PB not self-improvement? wtf
>>715111837>a gofundme for fucking fibromyalgiacome on man
>THIS FUCKING SUCKS ACTUALLY
>self improvement
??????????????????
>>715111680so thats why he brought condoms
>>715111619rhotacism
yes it's ANOTHER word for a speech impediment that people with said impediment cannot properly say
well this really proved the IQ of the gdq audience, holy fuck
>>715111619it's his accent, anon
how is "speed tech" different from glitches/routing/going fast
>>715111789Making fun of unpassing trannies
>>715111837she's going through a hard time
should gdq give her a hand?
>>715111932The donation total not reflecting the lower viewership doesn't seem like a conspiracy anymore.
why are they acting like it was a bunch of effort to put this together? that basic overlay was some major lift for tech?
>>715111934Pronouncing lollipop as wowwipop is not an accent.
>>715111527 (OP)Alrighty, finished dinner, caught up with old threads, locked in, no work tomorrow
I'm thinking we're back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uHU0i_RfZk
>>715111789The shitposting
>>715111789spamming SSS votes on tranny runs
>>715111894>mfw "knotting" is top answer worth 69 points
>>715111680You better believe it
>>715111789the tranny circus sideshow
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migged
>>715111940It isn't the Troon team just interpreted it that way.
>>715111940It's the same thing?
>>715112045B-
Not a speedrun, but it wasn't offensive and actually was about speedrunning
>>715111789Plapping late miggers
His nigga sweeter than a sugar plumb, you know he down low
>>715111837fake condition
Best thing about speedrunning? Greg.
>>715112042They don't get counted. Stats are skewed
>>715112045A
It was an interesting trainwreck
>>715112045ZZZZZZZ not a run
>>715112019The glorious Tech Crew can barely keep two videos running at the same time, you think they can manage anything remotely close to this without significant bodily injury?
Somebody probably fucking died backstage.
>>715111789these threads <3
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why does this theater kid negro have his own emote?
>>715112040https://twitter.com/YelloBurrito/status/1943165657853644990
>>715111789Arriving in style.
>they once again admit scripting is a thing
>Conception would like to get into the Greg zone
Good god Jaidlyn's legs are THICC
Fucking tree trunks
Remember to mask up anons, we are still in a pandemic
>>715112040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdwze-Wj6_4&pp=ygUYaWdub3JhbmNlIGlzIGJsaXNzIG1hcmlv
I watched that animation all the time as a kid. A Classic.
>>715112045Z
You know what I fucking love after a legit contest? Scripted """funny""" shit.
>>715112045Z
Wonderful insights into how retarded and normalfaggy the retarded normalfags at GDQ are.
>>715111630Majora's Mask was pretty great
>>715112045F
>not a speedrun>GDQ audience is retarded>teams were retarded>>715112168Forced meme
>>715112045B, kind of shocked at the zoomer answers
>>715111789the opinions of the dudes in those threads, but they are also the worst thing
this nigger is so unfunny its unreal
what a downgrade over the previous event
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>>715112045I'm doin' him a C
>>715112045C, only because they admitted they tried to tone down the scripting
>>715111995>>715111892So it's just your body aches sometimes?
is this guy's accent a bit?
I have a word
Jannies will ban me for saying it though
>>715112045B
Was actually fun to watch. Even if the audience gave absolutely moronic answers, and the contestants dropped 50 IQ points the moment they needed to come up with an answer.
>>715112168forced meme they pushed in the preshow
>>715112045ZZZ unwatchable
>>715112319It's his original character
Greg
>>715112305>you ever drink estrogen from a shoe?
>>715112309it's a made-up condition that the doctors diagnose fat women who won't stop bitching with
>>715112045B
I was engaged due to being mad at the answers
>>715112105based Tar Man poster knows what he likes
>>715111635>GOOD ANSWER!>clap like a retard
>Man
Very problematic answer.
Minnesota doesn't have bucees fuck you gdq
30 minutes until the next run.
you guys ever been to a rave? my friend wanted me to go with her to one
>>715111789Getting banned by that one seething tranny janny
>jaidlyn touching melo
was not ready for this kind of stimulation
He didnโt know what a hippocampus is did heโฆ it was the only thing he didnโt riff on.
>>715112309It's the last thing doctors diagnose you with because there is no real way to do it and it's basically because edo is a fat bitch who's too lazy to get a real job
>>715112045F-
Closed the tab at the first TR dono.
>>715112045controversial opinion but wasn't actually that bad.
C
>>715112457It's kaizo run by a tranny
I think I'm going to go do my shopping
what the FUCK is the point of this """"character""""? there's nothing to it except his name is greg, wow so funny fuck you melo
>>715112045GOOD ANSWER/10 B
>>715112045B the polls were funny and the answer were awful in an enjoyable way
>>715112031That's what happens when you dont teach your children to pronounce L's and R's because it's cute. My cousin who's 12 or 13 still does this and I don't think he'll ever fully recover even with speech therapy
>>715112045Zzzzzzzz
HUH WHAT? ITS OVER?
I guess I give it a ZZZ...zzzzz
>>715111527 (OP)wur da vidya gaemz
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when are they making a segment where they sit coolmatty down in one of these and you gotta donate 5 bucks for a throw
>silly block was the worst block of this whole event
I'm fucking done
i genuinely dont understand why they would choose to do this fake forced cringe shit when it would be so simple and easy to jusr have fun playing games ans making doing actual trivia about games if theyre gonna do something like this
like its more effort to do something bad like this. as much as we meme i have doubts any of them genuinely feel like this is gpod deep sown
This is so fucking painful
Do they actually think that people want this kind of bullshit?
I like this glasses girl
She's cute
>SGDQ 2030
>The GDQ Staff Presents: Hamlet
its gonna happen
>supposedly cute and shy girl
>whore nails
hm
Somebody give this poor man a razor for god's sake
>>715111837>>715111995>vocational expert on his way to ruin the day of another fat millennial woman applying for disability because of "fibromyalgia/chronic fatigue syndrome"
What the fuck is going on bros.
Just went to do my evening ablutions and under one of my finger nails was pitch black. Just the one finger, all the others were clean. I have no idea where the fuck it came from. Cleaned out easily enough thankfully. How does that happen?
>>715112585has been for years
at some point it went from a block full of legitimate and legitimately awfu retro games that people speedran as a community shitpost to... ads and unfunny garbage
Did like. the fake family feud not have enough questions and they had to stall for time?
>>715112636>Do they actually think that people want this kind of bullshit?of course not, they just have to stall for donations and they can't have dead air
>>715112575So fucking embarrassing hearing an adult talk this way. Either take a vow of silence or go to speech therapy
>>715112640>the hamlet in question
>>715112635I think it was last(?) year one of the runners did Words On Stream in the background of their run and it was genuinely fun as fuck.
Unfortunately I think staff caught wind of that and decided that instead of speedrunning video games at the videogame speedrunning event, we get... This
holyshit this is bad like not funny bad just real painful cringe
>>715112715they have like 3 hours to hit a million, need all the stalling they can muster
The guy actually answered with a video game character and got penalized. This event really is dead...
>>715112392>>715112509>The treatment of fibromyalgia is symptomatic and multidisciplinary. Aerobic and strengthening exercise are recommended.Sure as hell she ain't doing that
>People with fibromyalgia can be subjected to significant stigma and doubt about the legitimacy of their symptoms, including in the healthcare system.Lol for good reason
>>715112678stop scratching your anus
>>715112309fake disease for mentally ill fat women and skinny rich girls shopping for diagnoses
>>715112585It went from "barely functional games that are legit jank" to "hahah look a 5 player count game about cats on steam" a long time ago anon
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>chat was moving too quick and the jannies missed this
This theatre skit is still going huh
I think anon is a nice chap
They're STILL on this gameshow shit?
I guarantee they rejected runs that could have filled this slot
>leave for awhile
>come back
>this shit is still going
come the fuck on
>>715112678Anon... I'm so sorry. If you knew it'd only make things worse.
>>715112584>We've now reached 1 BILLION dollars!
>>715112751she's a big girl (male)... for (You)
>>715112759the gameshow mogs this so fucking hard
>>715112783>hahah look a 5 player count game about cats on steamAVAILABLE NOW ON THE HUMBLE BUNDLE THANK YOU TO OUR CORPORATE SPONSORS
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>>715112783I must have missed the last few years silly/awful blocks because I remember it being something worth looking forward to
>>715112309you guys have obviously never experienced or seen someone with CFS, but it's real and it's debilitating. whether this woman has it, idk
if they were talented theaterkids they wouldnt be here
doesn't "chap" specifically mean male?
Whiteboards make good shoop material
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>unmute thread
>nigger dressed up in overalls doing shitty southern accent
>mute
>>715112843half the people on the last thing were staff
this is making me want to ||cope and seethe||
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAA
I would like to formally apologize to the gameshow. I treated you too harshly. I'm sorry.
>>715112774Bro I'm 31. I know what it looks like when I've been scratching my hoop. This was jet black. And my ass is clean. I'm so confused.
>>715112809??
>>715112843what happened during Sanic Adventure?
>>715112751At least here in Minnesota, there has not been a single week since 2022 without an increase in active cases, and there's always other things going around.
A mask is also the free space of passing or looking cute. i wear a KN95 everywhere just because i like how it softens my appearance.
I don't understand the point of this
>>715112843Casual Birder is an ad
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>>715112925>unmute threadThis dude got /v/ on TTS.
>>715112947we didnt realize how much worse it could be
>>715112729I know, I could never have a speech impediment without constantly working to fix it
>>715112879Wow. Not even his dad
>>715112931what did he mean by ||
I went shopping halfway through spike's DKCR run; I take it I missed nothing but cringe?
>>715112843>no neporun on gameshow
>>715112886AGDQ 25 had some really memorable moments in the awful block, especially golfing with your grandma
>>715112953Sonic adventure 2?
It was some gay co-op randomizer.
>quiz show
>asks the most mundane questions
>gameshow segment ended just for another gameshow segment
what the fuck is this event
This is still fucking going.
>>715112963Idk about you
But I haven't seen anyone in Minnesota wearing a mask for at least a year and a half outside of gdq
So if I see someone it almost assuredly is you kek
I'll think about that next time
>>715113003>>715112931>this is making me want to or cope and seethe or
>>715112889Yeah chronic fatigue is definitely A Thing (TM) but I do look askance at hamplanets who have never eaten An Vegetal or Walked More Than 12 Steps To The Walmart Scooter claiming they have "Fatigue"
Your airway collapses in your sleep you fat fuck
>>715112909nice post retard
>>715113008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ia8T4E2Mc
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>>715112843Christ, is this the worst GDQ so far? Can't wait to hear how they somehow break another donation record with how shit this is.
>>715112995nobody knows him
Fuck this, I sleep. Good luck with the night shift, yanks
>>715112951>Bro I'm 31. I know what it looks like when I've been scratching my hoop.That is fucking foul, anon. I was joking. You ACTUALLY get shit under your fingernails for scatching your ass regularly?
>>715112985haha nice catch anon my bad, multitasking is a bitch
how do i tell whos winning
>>715113049but he was right
>>715113074MODS MODS MODS
>>715111837>When trying to make a career out of saying "Poyo" somehow fails
this is the worst thing to happen all gdq by a large margin
alright JaFool come on in
>>715113098I don't know but we're definitely losing
>>715112751>mask/shades/hat comboprobably one ugly mother fucker just like me
>>715112947I accept your apology, but I do not forgive you
>>715113008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLhqMhD6TnY
>>715113087To be fair, AGDQ is giving brain rot.
>>715112678Happened to me, it was a piece oregano that I had put on my food.
>>715113138Nothing new there
>dumb bitch does 2 words every round
>tries to do it again
>>715113128Disagree. That kingdom hearts lore shit was far worse
>>715112657I think slitting his wrists is a little drastic
>>715112843what does neporun mean
>>715113037you don't get to the city much eh
>>715113108>stonetoss-burgers.png
>>715113191gdq staff ran it or couched it, especially if the run is of low quality
viewers fleeing. this event is dying an agonizingly slow death.
I don't like this either, Greg.
lmao she's gonna cry on stream
>>715113223Live in the burbs so I guess not, no
>>715113191Staff run or friend of staff that probably bypassed the submission process or got special treatment.
>>715113254Agreed. Cutest girl on cam so far
>>715112751>>715113142Honestly, if I had to do some kind of skit at this event, I wouldn't want anyone to see my face either.
>>715113084Oooooh look at this fancy anon, so prissy and pristine he's never had a brown finger after a wipe. I bet he fucking pisses pink lemonade too.
alright that was kinda funny I'll give it up
melo still sucks tho
>that fake southern accent
holy fuck i'm going to stab my ears
glasses girl is probably a closet psycho
it's always the quiet and reserved ones
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father... is it.. over?
Rate it...
>2 hours without a single run
>>715111569Is it really impossible for people with bad gum to teeth ratio to smile correctly? Seems like you should be able practice and learn to control your upper lip better while smiling.
>>715113362Z
Where are my speedruns
Is this guy gay as hell? I think I would if he shaved his mustache.
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>>715113362SSS for trans rights
>>715113362I don't think it will.
That just legitimizes it.
>>715111569>Pennywise is not real, he can't hurt you
>>715112843Darn I missed the Puzzle Collection because I was busy cleaning.
I figured it would end up being solid.
Wait, all of that, and that wasn't even the checkpoint yet?
>>715113362at long last
no segment lasts forever, my son
>>715113364During primetime amerimutt hours?
I'd expect them to fill time with this shit during the middle of the day when nobody's on, but NOW?
>>715112751LLK is just weirdly secretive about what she looks like. She is a regular on thefplus podcast but goes by portaxx there. Has been with gdq since the early 2010s. She made those banners they used to hang up each year.
>>715113362do you remember sitting down and watching an episode of DBZ only to have it be one of those episodes where they just sit around and talk/power up the whole time? that was this event
ZZZ
>>715113236>ya'll need to understandEveryone fucking understands what you've done to the event. They're criticizing what you've done to the event.
>nooooooo if you don't like the direction we've taken %product that's a personal attack
There has been a shocking lack of regular, non-gimmick, non-race speedruns in this event.
>>715113457>gameshow into a skit gameshow into the checkpointGrim
>unmute for 1 second
>obnxious adderall kid screams into my ear
>look at next run
>its prob a tranny
alright time to sleep
>>715113362Infinite Zs +1
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>>715113362I'm doin' him an F
>>715113362Z. Not video games
it's actually insane how they continue to put these awful variety segments in during primetime despite plummeting viewership and the actual good runs are often during the graveyard shift
>>715113494they have never been good with timings
>>715113236or im gonna call em faggots until they run away crying
>>715113457>Wait, all of that, and that wasn't even the checkpoint yet?Earlier I refreshed the SGDQ schedule and it said the Kaizo was going to start at 7:55
Now it says 8:10
They are delaying the content for this high school skit show horseshit
>>715113457Sorry, you're getting 50 CCs more GDQ staff being pests on the mic.
>>715113434>small increase anticipating the gameshow ending>drops when they realize a checkpoint segment is next
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>>715113457one.. last.. hurdle... and I win... my shirt..
>>715113362A just for Elena, god I'm so lonely
>>715113362I see...only Zs...before...me
>>715113254She has nice legs too.
>>715113362ZZZ
what was that supposed to be
>>715113405Haven't seen this bogandoff this event. Did they kick him off the team?
>>715113550>it's so we can adjust the time or cut them to get back on schedule!>never cut a single one, always overstay their welcome by at least 10x
>>715113550Has nothing to do with the runs. The people involved in the event put themselves and their friends in the good time slots. They are fucking idiots.
>>715113657no he was here yesterday
so fucking glad usaid got destroyed
>>715113571They've been doing that the whole event, pushing things back further and further as they waste time begging for donations or stalling towards another incentive no one asked for.
>>715113657you didn't watch the 4h pokemon run yesterday?
>>715113504>watching dbzI'm white so I only have read dbz, can't relate
>Scheduled delayed another half hour
Yaaaaay more GDQ I guess
>>715113657there was 4 hour pokemon run with him if you want to burn your eyes with cringe
>>715111837>Got so fat she's now a Vtuber
>>715113657Nah he did a pokemon run yesterday
>>715113657it was part of the pokemon sword/shield run
>>715113507>reading anything past "ya'll"you know it's going to be an absolutely retarded statement when it starts with that reddit high horse word
>trans rights
>attendants:
FUCKING START THE RUN GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>715113362D for the meme fuel it provided.
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if greg has 1 million haters I am one of them
>>715113741Holy shit you weren't joking hahahah
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>$100 from deckar
Will it be worth staying up till 1am for Halo?
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>>715113808wow gdq is so back guys
that would have been a permaban a couple years back
Iirc shoujo ALMOST passes
You'd be surprised
But helped by him wearing a mask all the time
hell yes more bing bing wahoooooooo
i really hope this shojo guy chokes with how much they're hyping him up
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>>715113881Halo runs are always good but Iโve seen them 500 times already so it depends on your previous exposure to them.
HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT COUCH HAHAHAHA
Oh no that poor fucking couch
Oh god look how horrifying this is
>mask
I don't get it, I never see anyone with masks anymore except old people and black people when they are going to steal shit
HAHA LE FUNNY BIT
fuck off fatfucks
those are some hulking great hons
>scripted commentary immediately
christ
Not even mentioning the obvious other problems
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spyro...???
>>715113236Didn't he shit on a speedrun from 2023 for having entirely fun, non-informative commentary that most people loved but he didn't.
>>715113960It's to hide his man jaw, obviously
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>>715113893>mental healthSTAY HYDRATED AND TAKE YOUR MEDS
Just when you think you've seen it all...
GDQ just keeps on delivering
>>715113683>>715113710>>715113736>>715113743>>715113750I assumed he'd force a pokemon run on the schedule but not seeing him in every ad break has been great
>>715113590>deltatranny is the last eventi shouldn't have checked the schedule
can't tell if it's male or female because it's wearing a fucking headscarf
I want the couch fatty on the left thank you.
Wow, an entire female couch! Video games are so inclusive!
>>715113949>>715113952what's wrong with the cou-
>she/her>they/she>she/herOH GOD
>>715113362please accept this as my vote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM
at least try to sit like a girl you fucking freak
For the """girls""" and the gays.
>This one is for the girls and the gays
>Four men who claim to be lesbians
>>715113635those are standard legs
>>715113986Yeah that's about the long and short of it
>>715113504Thank god for DBZ kai
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>THIS ONE IS FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS
Ctrl-W
Alright I actually want Nintendo to shut all this shit down now
>they/she
>she/her
>she/her
>she/they
>>715114014that's the keizaron faggot or whatever his name is
>For the girls and the gays
and I'm out
See you for Metroid
This is going to be rough...
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>>7151139393 different mods jumped on him lul
>>715113765It's not the reddit high horse word it's the 'I can't say "you guys" because it'll offend my base' word.
lilbro is already choking
disaster run incoming
>all shes
>no shes
Whatโs the endgame here?
>>715113878Based on cinema fan
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>>715114082Sapphic pride!
>>715114125>All FAT tranny couch
Zzz I'm skipping. Tranny sweep for this run is too much
>for the girls and the gays
Thatโs fucking gay, and I have sex with other men
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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
POV you're organising GDQ and there's a couch of Tranny Hamplanets
>>715113541who is this man?
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Aww yeah, this is gonna be some trash.
I know XX, XY and even XXY, what fucking gender is XX0!??!
>>715114194Ankle dude put on a lot of weight
Sounds like kero kero bonita
He said this hack was made by a woman. I'm guessing not a biological woman.
This is a certified K run just because of the couch alone
I can't remember the last time I turned mute off.
>>715114194Call the cops this man stole his grandmother's nightgown
>four queer
Theyโre all lesbians?
"I am...a transgendered woman" Shoujo was quoted as saying
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omfg this couch commentary...
>I want to say as 4 queer people
Wait this one dude is 4 people? Did he eat them?
Is Nintendo aware this sponsored event is promoting illegally modified intellectual property? @fbi @unitednations
I turn this on, I hear cringe about a tranny game. Is there hope?
Cis bros... Why do we cry so much?
>>715114287>Call the cops this man stole his grandmother's drapesFixed that for ya
>teehee~~ we are LE QUEER
this niggers living 5 years ago when this would have any kind of effect on anyone
i nominate that we create a new rank for how bad this run is and its only 5 minutes in
Nightmare couch, without looking I thought they were all male, they are not even trying
I've had this GDQ on since it started and I actually haven't paid attention to one single run. Normally I can dive in and out but this year's SGDQ is just fucking abominable. Not one run have I felt compelled to watch or listen to. I know not one strat that has been mentioned. It's all just fucking alienating showy nepotism and trans rights pandering.
>i have seen many cis boys playing this
>any cis boy near this specimen
>>715114194>>715114254Seriously she's 100% passing if trans. Definitely would.
Fucking lmao notice how normal couch can fit three humans on it?
This couch is SO FAT they had to get an additional separate cuckchair just to accomodate the lard
>>715114326id love for Nintendo to go after it.
>>715114271I don't get it. AGDQ was ok, why is this SGDQ so unbearable? I've hated 90% of it
>this made cis boys cry
Is there any rating lower than a Z?
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY CHEERING MAKING FUN OF ME
So why do all these guys troon out? Is it just because they can't get laid? Or is it just a domino effect from Cosmo?
>>715114357I agree
I'd rather watch quake 64 5 times over
I'm out
>>715114095Nah he's a whole other nightmare. I'm glad he's not here this year though. Something about being cucked by a ghost
"she"
>>715114226they so fat they have no space for chromosomes
This run is going to be a huge shitshow. Instant ZZZ rating. Those manface motherfuckers need to go.
the 3 people on the couch look exactly like the same person
>>715113590this is nothing...
why are gdq trannies always so ugly? all the trans girls i know are surprisingly cute but anyway pokemon stinks
Hmmm why does it say she when there are 3 dudes on the couch
I believe this is the creatura running right now. "Running" metaophorically of course because god knows this fat fuck doesn't run irl.
>>715114341My run is up next! Wish me luck!
An all male couch with a male runner?
That's a BOOM from me, gamers
>we are valid speedrunners and valid trannies
>>7151142620% chance of that
Imagine unironically doing a
>silly boys
joke while being named fucking Gary
>>715114379>Seriously she's 100% passing if trans
>>715114487>My run is up next! Wish me luck!
>>715114372you should at least watch bitch slap simulator, it was like a run straight out of 2014
>men with penises presenting as women who are attracted to women
That's just straight with extra steps.
>>715114423Why not? They feel better like this, and everyone around them likes them better like this. Would you not do something that gave you that effect?
I dont care I still like yoshi hat girl
>>715111527 (OP)"I've seen many cis boys cry to this level"
hahaha does anyone else hate literally all men and wish they'd die and stop existing hahahaha i literally mean it!?!?!?
please, get some dang therapy.
>>715114423If you go troon your chances of being involved in the event quadruple
I'd rather see an attempt at a speedrun of Sayonara Wild Hearts instead, even though that's mostly rhythm game/autorunner and not much you can make faster.
lol three ugly fat men in dresses on the couch that look exactly the same
>>715114468>R-ACK is One of the Funniest Hacks I've PlayedACK
>>715114483God bless you anon
>>715114420oh man if only they specified white cis boys, I would've came
holy shit, i'm out, see you fucks for metroid
>>715114547If they hate men they should start helping out by killing themselves
>>715114439two man split legs and a man leg up. no femininity in sight
Aaand that's enough for me. Goodnight guys
>>715113939>>715114113>Say something true in a pay2chat chatroom>Money stolen
>>715114489I think the runner is a biohole
>>715114383Can't even call it a loveseat when they hate themselves
>>715114545Shut up faggot
we have to make a new rank for this i'm not kidding it's that bad
rate this one a Z for me, imma play Noita
>goes on couch
>doesn't commentate
>spends the whole time his phone
Amazing.
If you don't WANT to do it, nobody's FORCING you to be onstage. Fuck!
>>715114607also please rate ZZZ for me
>>715114357>>715114483Maybe we need a Q rating.
Q: 2 points
QQ: 1.5 points
QQQ: 1 point
QQQQ (this run): 0 points
This event is such a fucking joke, we meme it's bad but this is somehow worse than the years with the creatura and ben franklin
Why does gdq feel like a cult now?
Ohoooo my God I just turned in and saw the couch
Oh this is gonna be....special
fellas how do we end the obesity crisis?
Don't you need to be a woman to be a lesbian?
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>>715114619his voice is so convincing I had to check, but no
They put the tranny selfsucc throttle on full afterburner and broke the handle off.
Regardless of who's running them, kaizo runs are absolute shit. I don't care how hard they are, they're dreadfully boring. I understand that SMW is too easy for these ultra hardcore gamers but i've seen too many mario hacks and they all blur together. It's basically slop. If AI pumped out mario hacks, I don't think anyone would be able to tell the difference.
>>715114678Thats a she chud
>>715114678It wants to be on camera
>>715114678the couch is the only seat that fits the troon
>>715114689K is negative 1, which is what this run deserves.
wtf is trans liberation lmao
>>715114705I struggle to think of when it's been worse than this. This may be the worst SGDQ ever
If you don't want to show your face don't bother going on a worldwide broadcast.
That couch... They look just like me... omg.. Thank you!
>>715114708The inmates are in charge of the asylum.
"My personality is being trans"
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I'm developing an acute case of tranny fatigue.
>>715114678You write like a boomer lmfao
>>715114770This is quite literally the worst GDQ ever
>>715114678>>spends the whole time his phoneMaking a bluesky post celebrating shes made it to the big stage! Trans Rights
>>715114773>Y'allIt was a southern thing and these faggots stole it from us
Non-heteronormative losers are so fucking obsessed about their taste. All they do is talk about how they are faggots and queer and what the fuck.
5 minutes in and they have mentioned how "special" they are 4 times already.
Did this fat fuck even bother having a shave this morning?
Muh Female Presenting Stubble
>why is GDQ losing viewers and money
I wonder.
Support?
Money?
GREAT MIYAMOTO'S GHOST
Hang on, I said Halo would be good but thereโs a possibility it might get killed due to donation begging since theyโre so close to a milly. Watch at your own discretion.
>>715114791Wait a sec... None of those people look anything like a woman. Whats going on here?
>HeartAttack%
Should be a PB on that couch.
>>715114678Probably just wanted to be on the couch as the chair is too uncomfortable for his fat ass.
>>715114502I've had worse looking fat chicks.
>>715114821I can only hope it gets mercy killed after this.
Otherwise I will suffer with you alll in the winter too
Time to get banned from GDQ chat, going to say โIโm literally in a gay relationship and I find their rhetoric offensiveโ
>>715114821>worst gdq everNope, not even top 3
Choose a number between 1 and 3. First person to reply gets it.
BRO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
I SPENT ALL DAY IGNORING GDQ AND THE MOMENT I TUNE IN, FULL SET OF TRANNIES
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ISN'T EVEN A GOOD KAIZO HACK EITHER
>>715114546Just make sure he keeps the mask and hat on
>>715114705is she bogged, a tranny, or both?
>>715112045Z, jesus fuck.
>>715114487can't believe the Simpsons predicted COVID
>wears nightgown in front of 47,000 people
>realizes he can't cross legs
>sits awkwardly for an hour
what is wrong with these people
>>715114923Say that you love this special edition of "Games Done Queerly!"
I don't get the whole deal with Kaizo romhacks. I thought we left them behind in 2008
>>715114950Youve missed nothing bro.
This may legit be the worst aqdq on record.
>>715114798Skibidi sigma rizz
>>715114923Say you're lesbian for extra shielding.
Can't believe I was looking forward to this run
Why are they/them so fat? is the pills they take? Or just being a murrican
>>715114978literally forgot hes a woman
>>715114545Do they really feel better like this? None of them look very happy.
>>715114994kaizo is forever just like melee
I dunno why everyone gets mad, to me this shit will never be unfunny. Especially if they all consider themselves 'lesbians' because they want to engage in their shit fetish while still only liking women since that's what they fetishize anyways. No women want them, no men want them either even if they did want to go that route, only the hilarious insular community as they realize only another one of themselves would stomach them. And the extra irony too is they can't even deny it because, if they are a woman like they say they are, then they must be fine with dating another one since it would invalidate their own claim if they didn't.
It's the endless auto-fellatio of a bunch of lonely men and its hilarious
>>715114483Score locked in thanks
>>715114994Autistic guys will be playing them till they die of old age
>SGDQ
Social Gathering of Delusional Queers
>>715114984Opened up the app, posted, not gonna check if it gets deleted
> Iโm literally in a gay relationship and I find their rhetoric offensive
so unironically, what are trans rights?
what basic human rights do they not have?
>>715114954goddamn this nigga ugly
This run only reminded me of what happened to ProtonJon
Or should I say...ProtonClaire.....
Man... Just enjoy the runs...
>>715114823>big stageAnon you sly dog you
>>715115058>and its hilariousand its tragic
>>715115093The right to groom and indoctrinate children. And to beat women in sports.
>>715114994They're made for a vanishingly small group of autists that can't get enough of them. Sadly they have cannibalized the SMW hack scene, every other hack is a fucking kaizo.
>>715115093STOP ASKING QUESTIONS CHUD
TRANS RIGHT ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
>>715115093They are persecuted and victims of GENOCIDE
Don't ask how though
filtering posts with the word "why" was an amazing decision, wish I'd done it years ago
>>715115093They want to shit and piss in the girl's room while taking selfies.
oh fucking hell I didn't look at the couch or the pronouns until just now
what in the fuck
Iโm saying it: this is worse than the Celina runs and chartecker needs to enable/count K for this run
Why is it never the cute twinks that go tranny? Why is it always these fucking ogres?
>>715114226>XX0More like XXL
>>715115093Undressing in front of little girls.
>>715114773I would straight up rather have someone call me a faggot than to use a single one of these high horse terms
>inb4faggot
>>715115127TROON FASTER POKEY
>>715115058Agreed. It's hardcore cosmic irony, and therefore funni.
>>715115127W-What happened to ProtonJon?
this doesnt even look like a fun romhack to watch
>>715111789what movie is this?
metal what????????????? nikkers???
>>715114719I can't believe people can just blatantly lie on the internet.
>>715112045B. More entertaining than I thought it'd be.
METAL NIGGER?? Did they just say that wtf
>>715115093they want to peepeepoopoo and play scoreball
Wtf she cant just drop a hard N like that
>>715114726Agreed. It's just memorization.
>>715115104I didn't think it would be this bad lmao
>>715115208>only 1sJanny must've misclicked trying to delete it as fast as possible jej
>>715115205because the cute twinks that do this do so because they genuinely want to be women and wouldn't be caught dead at trans events because the actually pass and want to pass
these people want to be recognized for being trans, which is why they put in the bare minimum
>every cool anon left
>only unfunny cringe retards remain
meh im gonna sleep
>>715115127>ProtonClaireNo, he didn't, did he?
You WILL respect her pronouns. You WILL applaud this icon of trans liberation
>>715115296SHE WAS ONLY 15 MINUTES YOUNGER YOU SICK FUCK
>>715114926Worse than the last 5 easily
>>715115361A 1s timeout is a post deletion.
>>715115058I would go trans tomorrow if it got me a fat hairy lesbian bulldyke gf.
>>715115381>>715115239If you looked at his social media at all in the years leading up to it, it'd be really obvious.
gonna go ahead and rate this an ฮฉ
>>715115357tell them its inapproiate to talk about something inherently sexual and its demeaning to also make it a personality. Say that type of rhetoric should be more private, especially during an event with families and children watching.
>>715115357The time has come. Unleash your ultimate attack.
>>715115430>>715115454NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is there a rating lower than Z
>>715115430>>715115454no fucking way. you guys are yanking my chain
>>715115018Did monster even exist during the dreamcast era? I defintiely hadn't heard of it back then.
>>715114754We might have to go lower for this one. Pandering has reached critical levels.
>>715115454>>715115430thats fake, totally ai
please be fake i'm begging you
>>715115454doesnt he have a wife?
>>715115454>>715115430Literally fetishized Rosalina so hard he tried to become her.
>>715115497they're warming up for Gaylo Reacharound
>>715115494I was thinking something along the lines of โbeing hurtful towards any sex is objectively offensiveโ
>>715115497here's your pronouns
>>715115357Say "If you even have to ask, then you're part of the problem"
>>715115584thats also good. Make sure you bring up the kids though.
>>715115205Cute twinks get all the sex and attention they want in their natural form. It's only ugly/fat men who need to chop their genitals and destroy their endocrine systems to get the attention they seek.
>>715115518>>715115545I couldn't believe it either bros but even I wouldn't stoop so low
He calls himself Claire now
>>715115494They'll tell you it's normal to talk about anything sexual because it's a part of life. There's literally a screencap from the chat where they're justifying grooming.
Reminder that Madeline of Celeste is a biological girl and Matt Thorson's self-aggrandizing retcon four years after the game came out will never be canon. And no, that isn't you, Matt, it never was.
>>715115515ZZ, ZZZ, ZZZZ all count but the lowest is K
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dunkin on the straighties while scratching my lady dick
>Making fun of straight people is fine but making fun of gay people means you're literally Hitler
>>715115497They're all crying their eyes out
>>715115640I know, thats the best part.
More screencaps
>>715115653>Only 1 second
>>715115545nah I was watching a video going over everything that happened with chuggaa and it mentioned that protonjon goes by she/her pronouns now
How come this creature is allowed to make fun of straight people but the minute you try the same against it you'd get crucified?
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the tides are turning
>>715115612>>715115632Itโs a fucking cult. Itโs happy science
>>715115357>How dare you message me
>>715115632>ClaireIsn't that the name of that other tranny?
>"BOOBS BOOBS I AM GIRL BOOBS"
>>715115549And? They usually are in some poly "open" BDSM relationships and shit.
>>715115724Troons love the name Claire, i have no clue why
>>715115667yeah its hypocritical but punching down is lame, its not hard to understand
>>715115713what's happy science? I've never heard that term before.
>>715115549the wife encouraged it kek
>>715115518>>715115545>>715115675https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uRjWGufklQg
>when your entire personality is being a tranny
>>715115774Couldnโt think of the English term
Scientology
>>715115763Making fun of faggots is anything but lame you dick sucker.
>>715115563>game that turned Halo multiplayer into shitoh boy
>>715114791This fucking run.
I never want to browse /b/ and /gif/ ever again
If I ever at this event and they did a trans rights chant, I'd be all like SUPER DRAGON and just keep chanting it over and over until they have to physically escort me out of the auditorium.
>this type of gameplay, is an art form of itself
NOPE, THAT WAS MY BREAKING POINT
THIS RUN IS A FUCKING ZZZZ
I am watching this
I am listening to this
All so that my vote is genuine
I hate my autism, it curses me
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>>715115707It's subscriber only with heavy moderation. Twitch chat used to go to emote only when trannies were on the screen and everyone just put disgusting faces. The majority of viewers are like this, chatters are just filtered out, good boys and girls only.
Is fundraising ahead or behind compared to last year?
>>715114791>these are the "people" making snide remarks at cis white men online
>>715115632I'm surprised he didn't call himself Alice.
>>715115887Based honest bro
I can't vote and be satisfied unless I've watched majority of it too
>>715115632thanks, i fucking hate it
if that anon who was taking donation requests is still around, i have a suggestion. say something positive to get it approved but have it be very subtly anti-trans
>"love the event so far! shout out to all the women and transwomen in the crowd!"
I've got it on mute, which one of them is apparently shittalking "cis men"?
>>715115896inflation adjusted it is doing average
>>715115808is that what they really call it in your language?
GUYS WHIPS HEHEHEH HIHIHIHIHI GET IT HIHIHIHI OHOHOHO
>>715115850Out of all the GDQ runners who've transitioned over the years, Miles shocked me the most. I can't believe such a fat, unfeminine dude seriously convinced himself that he's actually a woman.
MARIO & LUIGI SAY TRANS RIGHTS!!!!
>>715115293me casting my secret ninja jutsu
>>715115887You're a survivor too. I made myself a shirt, you should celebrate, grab a drink knowing that you are a stronger man than most
I remember these exact same people did a kaizo run at the last agdq and somehow they've gotten worse
>>715115975Autism is a hell of a disorder
>>715115891thats just sad man
I already can't stand watching kaizo runs. These ladies are obnoxious on top of it.
Why are kaizo mario hacks so popular on GDQ?
Anyone else muting the stream and just listening to music? It's actually made this run somewhat bearable.
EHEHEHE OHOHO CUM GUYS CUMCUMCUMCUM HEHEHEHE HIHIHIHIHIHI
>Aquinas
>Gabriel Garcia Marquez
>Bob Dylan Nobel prize
I'm enjoying the high brow references
>>715115957Gotta be a bit more subtle so they don't catch on
Maybe "shout out to all the amazing women in the crowd!"
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>>715115713Japanese Scientology basically, they made tons of anime movies.
Just finished First Samurai bros. It was alright, a bit on the easy side since you have two health bars and you can just farm your health infinitely off of regular enemies. All it really came down to was learning boss patterns.
You hear that chuds? Mario and Luigi say TRANS RIGHTS
>hmm, I can't make my username "Girl", that's too obvious
>I know! I'll make my username "Girl (japan)!"
>>715115963But there's less viewers
>>715115896Yeah I ran the numbers before on a previous thread. It's about the middle of the pack
https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq/
>>715115430protonjane.... woah
>>715115850Miles looked like some death metal vocalist
>>715116035>ladiesStop that
>>715115757It's a great female name, one of the best, Emily is another
>>715115963A McChicken was $1 in 2019 and is now almost $4
Real inflation is like 200% over the past 5 years
Have your wages rose by 200%?
>>715115891They all have the same physique and fat distribution. It's all on their abdomens, literally the most male looking potbellies.
>this is so hard
>is the most kaizo kindergarten levels ive ever seen
And itโs only getting worse
what the actual fuck did I just walk in on
What exactly is it about speedrunning that created such a pipeline to turn them trans?
>>715115871And all captured live in the back of a Keirzaron run as he goes overestimate
This spooky house song is from Sonic Heroes. Why?
>>715115965happy science is a japanese cult
>>715116047So am I, I would actually get along with them if they weren't so annoying otherwise.
>runner keeps dying
>unbearable commentary
>obscure romhack no one plays
>timer extended
Just when you thought we couldn't go any lower, they started drilling.
it's a mother hecking Kai-Zow
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>>715116132Thanks for reminding me Sonic Heroes is tomorrow
LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT I'M MADE OF NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
They're going to cross the line. It's inevitable. They're gonna say something on live stream that will be so disgusting or morally reprehensible that not even the GDQ staff can excuse. It'll come from runners just like this, so high on the rush of all the validation that they completely wander out of touch of reality and utter something that reveals how completely deranged they are. I can't wait. It'll be so funny. This balloon has been ready to pop for years.
>quadruple troon setup
can they go higher? dont think the couch supports 5 strong, proud and very overweight they/thems
This whole run except there's four of them.
>trans wrongs is kosher
color me surprised
>TRANS WRONGS
>crowd erupts in cheers
It's over.
Reminder the lowest rating is K for the chartecker chart
>>715116008Shoujo is their tranny queen
>>715116116Yup. There's no big mystery, its just autism
>make dinner during that gameshow nightmare segment
>come back and turn stream on
>4 trannies running kaizo dogshit
>>715116215They've been chortling about whips and cum for the last 20 minutes and no one gives a shit.
>>715116167In case you haven't noticed, this is all about talking about saying trannies and queerness. The run is secondary.
>>715116116Boomers were completely right when they said Jap cartoons and games were gonna turn kids gay.
>>715116069How will Donald Trump recover from this?!
>>715116215when they made that cis derogatory comment I saw a bit of unrest/pause in the GDQ chat
they're close
>>715116209I just dont get why it was playing Haunted Manor when this is supposed to be about some music game for gays
>ooooohhh dude you're SUPPOSED to take damage
>puzzle status: resolved
this gameplay in the context of Mario will never not be cringe for me
The fuck is with the audio this whole GDQ? You can barely hear any of the games.
>>715116215In the current climate, they might even say "MAP rights" and no one would bat an eye.
NAMBLA won.
>>715116325Kaizo creators always make the weirdest music choices tbf
>>715115293Something about that is particularly funny.
I hope we get to see more shell jumps and hidden blocks haha I love the kaizo
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I regret showing up to watch this one in person, pray for me anons.
Looks like mostly white guys setting up for SM though, maybe one tranny
>>715116076>inexplicably 200k higher in the first few days and then settles into the same trendwhat happened here?
>>715115293The Master and his bodyguards on the left
>>715116603I do not pray.
>>715116695Sorry I got a little generous hehe
>>715116116Literally just autism.
>>715116695it makes even less sense when you look at the low viewership
>>715115293Choose one to protect you while the others try to destroy you
>one of them says literally anything
>the other 3 snicker through their nostrils as loud as possible so everyone in a 3 mile radius knows THAT WAS SO FUNNY SNNNNNSNSNNN
>>715116092fuck that bitch
>>715115850What's the name of the guy in the navy blue shirt furthest to the left? I can't remember anymore.
currently drinking
taking a shot every 30 minutes
im not getting drunk enough
how often per drink?
>>715116603Tell us some tales of the horrors you've seen, brave anon.
>>715117116Drink every time mario jumps.
>>715115850literally SOUL/SOULLESS
>>715112963I can't believe you people are real
What's your booster count? double digits?
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