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Previous: >>715103194

Left or right, anons?

migged

twitch subs money ofc

>>715111569
you might have to be downright braindead to get this answer wrong

Why does the host sound like that? Like it’s not a lisp but some other impediment. What’s that called?

Favorite run so far?

>>715111569
left and it's not even close, right's smile is 80% gums

>>715111569
i choose edobean of course

online clout

Should I sleep or continue torturing myself?

>>715111569
Left definitely has herpes but still left

>>715111569
>Yellow fever exam

>randomizers aren't speedrunning
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

Speedrunning is dead. Someone should make a challenge run marathon that isn't mentally ill.

what is best about speedrunning?
migging

Best thing about speedrunning?
The cute boys :)

I bet they will say races
Because gdq voters are fucking brainless

SAY WORLD RECORD ALREADY
SAY IT
SAY IT
SAY IT
SAY IT

>>715111619
Isn't it an accent?

>getting a PB is on the board
>no one has guessed getting a WR
???????????

IM A HEADBANGA

>>715111635
There was this small window where Edobean was cute and then she got even fatter

Everyone in that room right now breathes through their mouth.

going fast???

Randomizers BURIED

>>715111680
holy shit 2 shaggys

>>715111702
>>715111684
no one who answered this poll has ever gotten a world record that matters

>>715111680
I want that twink obliterated

>guy looks directly at the camera
>the threads
>winks

>>715111630
I liked watching Katamari and Rondo of Blood, the slap fight game was pretty funny and novel for a meme run.

>>715111680
wtf... chibi is jacked...

Best thing about speedrunning marathon threads?

>>715111680
might be true

>>715111640
How much do you like kaizo?

>>715111684
The last person who said that got laughed out of the thread.

>spectator experience
>the event has been bleeding viewers consistently for years
KEK

>>715111714
based

YEEEAAHHHHH SHILLING!!! PLEASE DONATE GUYS!!

The community is even more retarded than the event, incredible

>their favorite aspect of speedrunning and gaming is community by a landslide
>playing your favorite video game is an X
this needs to be recorded and preserved as evidence.

>>715111680
imagine the smell

>no bonus round with two people trying to guess the same answers
WTF IS THIS SHIT

>self improvement
>playing a game for 5k hours
Lol

Is getting a PB not self-improvement? wtf

>>715111837
>a gofundme for fucking fibromyalgia
come on man

>>715111789
Spike hate

>self improvement
??????????????????

>>715111680
so thats why he brought condoms

>>715111619
rhotacism
yes it's ANOTHER word for a speech impediment that people with said impediment cannot properly say

well this really proved the IQ of the gdq audience, holy fuck

>>715111619
it's his accent, anon

how is "speed tech" different from glitches/routing/going fast

this segment is a Z

>>715111789
Making fun of unpassing trannies

>>715111837
she's going through a hard time
should gdq give her a hand?

>>715111932
The donation total not reflecting the lower viewership doesn't seem like a conspiracy anymore.

why are they acting like it was a bunch of effort to put this together? that basic overlay was some major lift for tech?

>>715111875
>>715111882
>>715111902
>he doesn't enjoy gitting gud

>>715111760
Guy D. Ping!?

NEKKID GRAMMA

>>715111934
Pronouncing lollipop as wowwipop is not an accent.

>>715111837
No had.jpg

>>715111527 (OP)
Alrighty, finished dinner, caught up with old threads, locked in, no work tomorrow
I'm thinking we're back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uHU0i_RfZk

>>715111789
The shitposting

>>715111789
spamming SSS votes on tranny runs

Rate that game show

>>715111894
>mfw "knotting" is top answer worth 69 points

>>715111680
You better believe it

>>715111789
the tranny circus sideshow

migged

>>715111940
It isn't the Troon team just interpreted it that way.

>>715112046
kek

>>715111940
It's the same thing?

Muted.

>>715112045
F

>>715112045
B-
Not a speedrun, but it wasn't offensive and actually was about speedrunning

>>715111789
BRAINS

>>715111789
Plapping late miggers

>>715112045
F not a run

His nigga sweeter than a sugar plumb, you know he down low

>>715111837
fake condition

>>715112045
C

Best thing about speedrunning? Greg.

>>715112042
They don't get counted. Stats are skewed

>>715112045
A
It was an interesting trainwreck

>>715112045
ZZZZZZZ not a run

>>715112019
The glorious Tech Crew can barely keep two videos running at the same time, you think they can manage anything remotely close to this without significant bodily injury?
Somebody probably fucking died backstage.

QT ON STRIM

>>715111789
these threads <3

>>715111789
The OC

why does this theater kid negro have his own emote?

>>715112040
https://twitter.com/YelloBurrito/status/1943165657853644990

>>715112045
B

>>715111789
Arriving in style.

>>715112045
D

Good god Jaidlyn's legs are THICC
Fucking tree trunks

Remember to mask up anons, we are still in a pandemic

>>715112045
ZZZ not a run

>>715111789
(You)

>>715112040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdwze-Wj6_4&pp=ygUYaWdub3JhbmNlIGlzIGJsaXNzIG1hcmlv
I watched that animation all the time as a kid. A Classic.

>>715112045
Z

You know what I fucking love after a legit contest? Scripted """funny""" shit.

>>715112045
Z
Wonderful insights into how retarded and normalfaggy the retarded normalfags at GDQ are.

>>715111995
NO

>>715111630
Majora's Mask was pretty great

>>715112045
F
>not a speedrun
>GDQ audience is retarded
>teams were retarded

>>715112168
Forced meme

>>715112045
B, kind of shocked at the zoomer answers

>>715111789
the opinions of the dudes in those threads, but they are also the worst thing

this nigger is so unfunny its unreal
what a downgrade over the previous event

>>715112045
I'm doin' him a C

Old Greg was better

>>715112045
C, only because they admitted they tried to tone down the scripting

>>715111995
>>715111892
So it's just your body aches sometimes?

is this guy's accent a bit?

>>715112045
D,

Speedruns?

>>715112197
1000 cereals

I have a word
Jannies will ban me for saying it though

>>715112045
B

Was actually fun to watch. Even if the audience gave absolutely moronic answers, and the contestants dropped 50 IQ points the moment they needed to come up with an answer.

>>715112168
forced meme they pushed in the preshow

>>715112045
Z

>>715112045
ZZZ unwatchable

>>715112319
It's his original character

Greg

>>715112305
>you ever drink estrogen from a shoe?

>>715112309
it's a made-up condition that the doctors diagnose fat women who won't stop bitching with

>>715112045
B
I was engaged due to being mad at the answers

>>715112105
based Tar Man poster knows what he likes

>>715111635
>GOOD ANSWER!
>clap like a retard

>Man
Very problematic answer.

Minnesota doesn't have bucees fuck you gdq

30 minutes until the next run.

you guys ever been to a rave? my friend wanted me to go with her to one

>>715111789
Getting banned by that one seething tranny janny

>>715112045

ZZZ

>jaidlyn touching melo
was not ready for this kind of stimulation

He didn’t know what a hippocampus is did he… it was the only thing he didn’t riff on.

>>715112309
It's the last thing doctors diagnose you with because there is no real way to do it and it's basically because edo is a fat bitch who's too lazy to get a real job

i just got here

>>715112045
F-
Closed the tab at the first TR dono.

>>715112045
controversial opinion but wasn't actually that bad.

C

>>715112457
It's kaizo run by a tranny

I think I'm going to go do my shopping

>>715112386
Kek

what the FUCK is the point of this """"character""""? there's nothing to it except his name is greg, wow so funny fuck you melo

>>715112045
Z

>>715112045
F
Not a run

>>715112045
GOOD ANSWER/10 B

>>715112045
B the polls were funny and the answer were awful in an enjoyable way

>>715112031
That's what happens when you dont teach your children to pronounce L's and R's because it's cute. My cousin who's 12 or 13 still does this and I don't think he'll ever fully recover even with speech therapy

>>715112045
Zzzzzzzz
HUH WHAT? ITS OVER?
I guess I give it a ZZZ...zzzzz

>>715111527 (OP)
wur da vidya gaemz

when are they making a segment where they sit coolmatty down in one of these and you gotta donate 5 bucks for a throw

>silly block was the worst block of this whole event
I'm fucking done

>>715112045
ZZZ

i genuinely dont understand why they would choose to do this fake forced cringe shit when it would be so simple and easy to jusr have fun playing games ans making doing actual trivia about games if theyre gonna do something like this

like its more effort to do something bad like this. as much as we meme i have doubts any of them genuinely feel like this is gpod deep sown

This is so fucking painful
Do they actually think that people want this kind of bullshit?

I like this glasses girl
She's cute

>SGDQ 2030
>The GDQ Staff Presents: Hamlet

its gonna happen

>supposedly cute and shy girl
>whore nails
hm

Somebody give this poor man a razor for god's sake

>1 gorilla
That's racist!

>>715112045
ZZZ

>>715111837
>>715111995
>vocational expert on his way to ruin the day of another fat millennial woman applying for disability because of "fibromyalgia/chronic fatigue syndrome"

What the fuck is going on bros.
Just went to do my evening ablutions and under one of my finger nails was pitch black. Just the one finger, all the others were clean. I have no idea where the fuck it came from. Cleaned out easily enough thankfully. How does that happen?

>>715112585
has been for years

at some point it went from a block full of legitimate and legitimately awfu retro games that people speedran as a community shitpost to... ads and unfunny garbage

Video games...?

Did like. the fake family feud not have enough questions and they had to stall for time?

>>715112045
Z

>>715112636
>Do they actually think that people want this kind of bullshit?
of course not, they just have to stall for donations and they can't have dead air

>>715112575
So fucking embarrassing hearing an adult talk this way. Either take a vow of silence or go to speech therapy

>>715112640
>the hamlet in question

>>715112584
kek

>>715112635
I think it was last(?) year one of the runners did Words On Stream in the background of their run and it was genuinely fun as fuck.
Unfortunately I think staff caught wind of that and decided that instead of speedrunning video games at the videogame speedrunning event, we get... This

why doe it wear the mask

holyshit this is bad like not funny bad just real painful cringe

>>715112715
they have like 3 hours to hit a million, need all the stalling they can muster

The guy actually answered with a video game character and got penalized. This event really is dead...

>>715112392
>>715112509
>The treatment of fibromyalgia is symptomatic and multidisciplinary. Aerobic and strengthening exercise are recommended.
Sure as hell she ain't doing that
>People with fibromyalgia can be subjected to significant stigma and doubt about the legitimacy of their symptoms, including in the healthcare system.
Lol for good reason

>>715112678
stop scratching your anus

>>715112309
fake disease for mentally ill fat women and skinny rich girls shopping for diagnoses

>>715112585
It went from "barely functional games that are legit jank" to "hahah look a 5 player count game about cats on steam" a long time ago anon

This theatre skit is still going huh

I think anon is a nice chap

They're STILL on this gameshow shit?
I guarantee they rejected runs that could have filled this slot

>leave for awhile
>come back
>this shit is still going
come the fuck on

>>715112678
Anon... I'm so sorry. If you knew it'd only make things worse.

>>715112584
>We've now reached 1 BILLION dollars!

>>715112751
she's a big girl (male)... for (You)

>>715112759
the gameshow mogs this so fucking hard

>>715112783
>hahah look a 5 player count game about cats on steam

AVAILABLE NOW ON THE HUMBLE BUNDLE THANK YOU TO OUR CORPORATE SPONSORS

>>715112783
I must have missed the last few years silly/awful blocks because I remember it being something worth looking forward to

>>715112309
you guys have obviously never experienced or seen someone with CFS, but it's real and it's debilitating. whether this woman has it, idk

if they were talented theaterkids they wouldnt be here

doesn't "chap" specifically mean male?

Whiteboards make good shoop material

>>715112879
kek

>unmute thread
>nigger dressed up in overalls doing shitty southern accent
>mute

>>715112843
half the people on the last thing were staff

this is making me want to ||cope and seethe||

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAA

I would like to formally apologize to the gameshow. I treated you too harshly. I'm sorry.

>>715112774
Bro I'm 31. I know what it looks like when I've been scratching my hoop. This was jet black. And my ass is clean. I'm so confused.

>>715112809
??

>>715112843
what happened during Sanic Adventure?

>>715112925
MODSMODSMODS

>>715112751
At least here in Minnesota, there has not been a single week since 2022 without an increase in active cases, and there's always other things going around.

A mask is also the free space of passing or looking cute. i wear a KN95 everywhere just because i like how it softens my appearance.

I don't understand the point of this

>>715112843
Casual Birder is an ad

>>715112925
>unmute thread
This dude got /v/ on TTS.

>>715112947
we didnt realize how much worse it could be

>>715112729
I know, I could never have a speech impediment without constantly working to fix it

>>715112879
Wow. Not even his dad

>>715112931
what did he mean by ||

I went shopping halfway through spike's DKCR run; I take it I missed nothing but cringe?

>>715112931
>||

>>715112976
ASS

>>715112843
>no neporun on gameshow

>>715112886
AGDQ 25 had some really memorable moments in the awful block, especially golfing with your grandma

>>715112953
Sonic adventure 2?
It was some gay co-op randomizer.

>quiz show
>asks the most mundane questions

>gameshow segment ended just for another gameshow segment
what the fuck is this event

This is still fucking going.

>>715112963
Idk about you
But I haven't seen anyone in Minnesota wearing a mask for at least a year and a half outside of gdq
So if I see someone it almost assuredly is you kek
I'll think about that next time

>>715113003
>>715112931
>this is making me want to or cope and seethe or

>>715112889
Yeah chronic fatigue is definitely A Thing (TM) but I do look askance at hamplanets who have never eaten An Vegetal or Walked More Than 12 Steps To The Walmart Scooter claiming they have "Fatigue"

Your airway collapses in your sleep you fat fuck

>>715112909
nice post retard

>>715113008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ia8T4E2Mc

>>715112974
Retard

>>715112843
Christ, is this the worst GDQ so far? Can't wait to hear how they somehow break another donation record with how shit this is.

>>715112995
nobody knows him

Fuck this, I sleep. Good luck with the night shift, yanks

>>715112951
>Bro I'm 31. I know what it looks like when I've been scratching my hoop.
That is fucking foul, anon. I was joking. You ACTUALLY get shit under your fingernails for scatching your ass regularly?

>>715112985
haha nice catch anon my bad, multitasking is a bitch

how do i tell whos winning

WHERE ARE THE SPEEDRUNS

>>715113049
but he was right

>>715113074
MODS MODS MODS

>>715111837
>When trying to make a career out of saying "Poyo" somehow fails

this is the worst thing to happen all gdq by a large margin

alright JaFool come on in

>>715113098
I don't know but we're definitely losing

>>715112751
>mask/shades/hat combo
probably one ugly mother fucker just like me

>>715112947
I accept your apology, but I do not forgive you

>>715113008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLhqMhD6TnY

>>715113087
To be fair, AGDQ is giving brain rot.

>>715112976
sus

>>715112678
Happened to me, it was a piece oregano that I had put on my food.

>>715113138
Nothing new there

>dumb bitch does 2 words every round
>tries to do it again

>>715113128
Disagree. That kingdom hearts lore shit was far worse

>>715112657
I think slitting his wrists is a little drastic

>>715112843
what does neporun mean

>>715113037
you don't get to the city much eh

>>715113108
>stonetoss-burgers.png

>>715113191
gdq staff ran it or couched it, especially if the run is of low quality

I need Elena's nudes NOW

viewers fleeing. this event is dying an agonizingly slow death.

I don't like this either, Greg.

lmao she's gonna cry on stream

>>715113223
Live in the burbs so I guess not, no

>>715113191
Staff run or friend of staff that probably bypassed the submission process or got special treatment.

>>715113184
lmao

cousin itt ahh

>>715113254
Agreed. Cutest girl on cam so far

>>715112751
>>715113142
Honestly, if I had to do some kind of skit at this event, I wouldn't want anyone to see my face either.

>>715113084
Oooooh look at this fancy anon, so prissy and pristine he's never had a brown finger after a wipe. I bet he fucking pisses pink lemonade too.

alright that was kinda funny I'll give it up
melo still sucks tho

>that fake southern accent
holy fuck i'm going to stab my ears

glasses girl is probably a closet psycho
it's always the quiet and reserved ones

father... is it.. over?
Rate it...

>>715111569
Is it really impossible for people with bad gum to teeth ratio to smile correctly? Seems like you should be able practice and learn to control your upper lip better while smiling.

>>715113362
Z
Where are my speedruns

Is this guy gay as hell? I think I would if he shaved his mustache.

>>715113362
SSS for trans rights

>>715113362
I don't think it will.
That just legitimizes it.

>>715113362
K

>>715113258
HODL

>>715113362
ZZZ

>>715111569
>Pennywise is not real, he can't hurt you

>>715112843
Darn I missed the Puzzle Collection because I was busy cleaning.
I figured it would end up being solid.

Wait, all of that, and that wasn't even the checkpoint yet?

>>715113362
at long last
no segment lasts forever, my son

>>715113362
F-

>>715113362
SSS

>>715113405
Naggas

>>715113364
During primetime amerimutt hours?
I'd expect them to fill time with this shit during the middle of the day when nobody's on, but NOW?

>>715112751
LLK is just weirdly secretive about what she looks like. She is a regular on thefplus podcast but goes by portaxx there. Has been with gdq since the early 2010s. She made those banners they used to hang up each year.

>>715113362
F

>>715113362
do you remember sitting down and watching an episode of DBZ only to have it be one of those episodes where they just sit around and talk/power up the whole time? that was this event
ZZZ

>>715113236
>ya'll need to understand
Everyone fucking understands what you've done to the event. They're criticizing what you've done to the event.
>nooooooo if you don't like the direction we've taken %product that's a personal attack

There has been a shocking lack of regular, non-gimmick, non-race speedruns in this event.

>>715113457
>gameshow into a skit gameshow into the checkpoint
Grim

>>715113362

zzz

>unmute for 1 second
>obnxious adderall kid screams into my ear
>look at next run
>its prob a tranny
alright time to sleep

>>715113362
ZZZ

>>715113362
Infinite Zs +1

>>715113362
I'm doin' him an F

>>715113362
Z. Not video games

it's actually insane how they continue to put these awful variety segments in during primetime despite plummeting viewership and the actual good runs are often during the graveyard shift

>>715113362
ZZZ

>>715113494
they have never been good with timings

>>715113236
or im gonna call em faggots until they run away crying

>>715113457
>Wait, all of that, and that wasn't even the checkpoint yet?
Earlier I refreshed the SGDQ schedule and it said the Kaizo was going to start at 7:55
Now it says 8:10

They are delaying the content for this high school skit show horseshit

>>715113457
Sorry, you're getting 50 CCs more GDQ staff being pests on the mic.

>>715113239
>>715113273
got it, ty

>>715113434
>small increase anticipating the gameshow ending
>drops when they realize a checkpoint segment is next

>>715113457
one.. last.. hurdle... and I win... my shirt..

>>715113362
ZZZ

>>715113362
Z

>>715113362
A just for Elena, god I'm so lonely

>>715113362
I see...only Zs...before...me

>>715113254
She has nice legs too.

>>715113362
ZZZ
what was that supposed to be

>>715113362
ZZZ

>>715113405
Haven't seen this bogandoff this event. Did they kick him off the team?

>>715113550
>it's so we can adjust the time or cut them to get back on schedule!
>never cut a single one, always overstay their welcome by at least 10x

>>715113550
Has nothing to do with the runs. The people involved in the event put themselves and their friends in the good time slots. They are fucking idiots.

>>715113657
no he was here yesterday

so fucking glad usaid got destroyed

>>715113571
They've been doing that the whole event, pushing things back further and further as they waste time begging for donations or stalling towards another incentive no one asked for.

>>715113657
you didn't watch the 4h pokemon run yesterday?

>>715113362
ZZZ not vidya

>>715113504
>watching dbz
I'm white so I only have read dbz, can't relate

>Scheduled delayed another half hour
Yaaaaay more GDQ I guess

>>715113657
there was 4 hour pokemon run with him if you want to burn your eyes with cringe

>>715111837
>Got so fat she's now a Vtuber

>>715113657
Nah he did a pokemon run yesterday

>>715113657
it was part of the pokemon sword/shield run

>>715113507
>reading anything past "ya'll"
you know it's going to be an absolutely retarded statement when it starts with that reddit high horse word

>trans rights
>attendants:

FUCKING START THE RUN GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>715113362
D for the meme fuel it provided.

if greg has 1 million haters I am one of them

>>715113362
ZZZ

>>715113741
Holy shit you weren't joking hahahah

Will it be worth staying up till 1am for Halo?

>>715113808
wow gdq is so back guys
that would have been a permaban a couple years back

Iirc shoujo ALMOST passes
You'd be surprised
But helped by him wearing a mask all the time

what the fuck

hell yes more bing bing wahoooooooo

i really hope this shojo guy chokes with how much they're hyping him up

>>715113720
template

>>715113881
Halo runs are always good but I’ve seen them 500 times already so it depends on your previous exposure to them.

>>715113362
F

HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT COUCH HAHAHAHA

Oh no that poor fucking couch

Oh god look how horrifying this is

>mask
I don't get it, I never see anyone with masks anymore except old people and black people when they are going to steal shit

HAHA LE FUNNY BIT
fuck off fatfucks

Huh well there ya go

those are some hulking great hons

>scripted commentary immediately
christ
Not even mentioning the obvious other problems

spyro...???

>>715113236
Didn't he shit on a speedrun from 2023 for having entirely fun, non-informative commentary that most people loved but he didn't.

>>715113960
It's to hide his man jaw, obviously

>>715113893
>mental health
STAY HYDRATED AND TAKE YOUR MEDS

Just when you think you've seen it all...

GDQ just keeps on delivering

>>715113683
>>715113710
>>715113736
>>715113743
>>715113750
I assumed he'd force a pokemon run on the schedule but not seeing him in every ad break has been great

>>715113590
>deltatranny is the last event
i shouldn't have checked the schedule

can't tell if it's male or female because it's wearing a fucking headscarf

I want the couch fatty on the left thank you.

Wow, an entire female couch! Video games are so inclusive!

>>715113949
>>715113952
what's wrong with the cou-
>she/her
>they/she
>she/her
OH GOD

>>715113362
please accept this as my vote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM

at least try to sit like a girl you fucking freak

fastest ZZZ ever

For the """girls""" and the gays.

>This one is for the girls and the gays
>Four men who claim to be lesbians

>>715113635
those are standard legs

>>715113986
Yeah that's about the long and short of it

>>715113504
Thank god for DBZ kai

>THIS ONE IS FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS
Ctrl-W

Alright I actually want Nintendo to shut all this shit down now

>they/she
>she/her
>she/her
>she/they

>>715114014
that's the keizaron faggot or whatever his name is

>For the girls and the gays
and I'm out
See you for Metroid

This is going to be rough...

>>715113939
3 different mods jumped on him lul

>>715113765
It's not the reddit high horse word it's the 'I can't say "you guys" because it'll offend my base' word.

lilbro is already choking
disaster run incoming

>all shes
>no shes

What’s the endgame here?

>>715113878
Based on cinema fan

>>715114082
Sapphic pride!

>>715114113
kek

>>715114125
>All FAT tranny couch

Zzz I'm skipping. Tranny sweep for this run is too much

>for the girls and the gays
That’s fucking gay, and I have sex with other men

>>715114082
CHIDORI

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

POV you're organising GDQ and there's a couch of Tranny Hamplanets

>>715113541
who is this man?

Aww yeah, this is gonna be some trash.

I know XX, XY and even XXY, what fucking gender is XX0!??!

>>715114194
Ankle dude put on a lot of weight

Sounds like kero kero bonita

4tran.org

>>715114023
that's a man

>>715113939
>>715114113
lmao

He said this hack was made by a woman. I'm guessing not a biological woman.

>>715114201
based zach

This is a certified K run just because of the couch alone

I can't remember the last time I turned mute off.

>>715114194
Call the cops this man stole his grandmother's nightgown

silly cissies

>four queer

They’re all lesbians?

"I am...a transgendered woman" Shoujo was quoted as saying

omfg this couch commentary...

>>715114040
>1:07

>I want to say as 4 queer people
Wait this one dude is 4 people? Did he eat them?

Is Nintendo aware this sponsored event is promoting illegally modified intellectual property? @fbi @unitednations

I turn this on, I hear cringe about a tranny game. Is there hope?

WOOOO CRYING CISBOYS

Cis bros... Why do we cry so much?

>>715114287
>Call the cops this man stole his grandmother's drapes
Fixed that for ya

>teehee~~ we are LE QUEER
this niggers living 5 years ago when this would have any kind of effect on anyone

i nominate that we create a new rank for how bad this run is and its only 5 minutes in

Nightmare couch, without looking I thought they were all male, they are not even trying

I've had this GDQ on since it started and I actually haven't paid attention to one single run. Normally I can dive in and out but this year's SGDQ is just fucking abominable. Not one run have I felt compelled to watch or listen to. I know not one strat that has been mentioned. It's all just fucking alienating showy nepotism and trans rights pandering.

>i have seen many cis boys playing this
>any cis boy near this specimen

>>715114194
>>715114254
Seriously she's 100% passing if trans. Definitely would.

Fucking lmao notice how normal couch can fit three humans on it?
This couch is SO FAT they had to get an additional separate cuckchair just to accomodate the lard

>>715114326
id love for Nintendo to go after it.

>>715114271
I don't get it. AGDQ was ok, why is this SGDQ so unbearable? I've hated 90% of it

I go to bed.

>this made cis boys cry
Is there any rating lower than a Z?

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY CHEERING MAKING FUN OF ME

So why do all these guys troon out? Is it just because they can't get laid? Or is it just a domino effect from Cosmo?

>>715114357
I agree
I'd rather watch quake 64 5 times over
I'm out

>>715114095
Nah he's a whole other nightmare. I'm glad he's not here this year though. Something about being cucked by a ghost

"she"

>>715114226

they so fat they have no space for chromosomes

This run is going to be a huge shitshow. Instant ZZZ rating. Those manface motherfuckers need to go.

the 3 people on the couch look exactly like the same person

>>715113590
this is nothing...

why are gdq trannies always so ugly? all the trans girls i know are surprisingly cute but anyway pokemon stinks

Hmmm why does it say she when there are 3 dudes on the couch

I believe this is the creatura running right now. "Running" metaophorically of course because god knows this fat fuck doesn't run irl.

Oh this run is ASS ass

>>715114414
K

>>715114341
My run is up next! Wish me luck!

An all male couch with a male runner?
That's a BOOM from me, gamers

>>715114262
0% chance of that

Imagine unironically doing a
>silly boys
joke while being named fucking Gary

>>715114379
>Seriously she's 100% passing if trans

>>715114218
that's Guy

>>715114487
>My run is up next! Wish me luck!

>>715114372
you should at least watch bitch slap simulator, it was like a run straight out of 2014

>men with penises presenting as women who are attracted to women
That's just straight with extra steps.

>>715114423
Why not? They feel better like this, and everyone around them likes them better like this. Would you not do something that gave you that effect?

I dont care I still like yoshi hat girl

>>715111527 (OP)
"I've seen many cis boys cry to this level"

hahaha does anyone else hate literally all men and wish they'd die and stop existing hahahaha i literally mean it!?!?!?

please, get some dang therapy.

>>715114423
If you go troon your chances of being involved in the event quadruple

I'd rather see an attempt at a speedrun of Sayonara Wild Hearts instead, even though that's mostly rhythm game/autorunner and not much you can make faster.

lol three ugly fat men in dresses on the couch that look exactly the same

>>715114468
>R-ACK is One of the Funniest Hacks I've Played
ACK

>>715114483
God bless you anon

>>715114420
oh man if only they specified white cis boys, I would've came

holy shit, i'm out, see you fucks for metroid

TRANS RIGHTS FOREVER

>>715114547
If they hate men they should start helping out by killing themselves

>>715114439

two man split legs and a man leg up. no femininity in sight

Aaand that's enough for me. Goodnight guys

>>715113939
>>715114113
>Say something true in a pay2chat chatroom
>Money stolen

>>715114489
I think the runner is a biohole

>>715114383
Can't even call it a loveseat when they hate themselves

NNNnnnI'm outta heeere

What is going on

trans liberation NOW

this run might end me

>>715114545
Shut up faggot

we have to make a new rank for this i'm not kidding it's that bad

HAPPY CAKE DAY!

rate this one a Z for me, imma play Noita

>goes on couch
>doesn't commentate
>spends the whole time his phone
Amazing.
If you don't WANT to do it, nobody's FORCING you to be onstage. Fuck!

>>715114607
also please rate ZZZ for me

>>715114357
>>715114483
Maybe we need a Q rating.

Q: 2 points
QQ: 1.5 points
QQQ: 1 point
QQQQ (this run): 0 points

This event is such a fucking joke, we meme it's bad but this is somehow worse than the years with the creatura and ben franklin

Why does gdq feel like a cult now?

Ohoooo my God I just turned in and saw the couch
Oh this is gonna be....special

fellas how do we end the obesity crisis?

Don't you need to be a woman to be a lesbian?

>>715114619
his voice is so convincing I had to check, but no

TRANS LIBERATION

They put the tranny selfsucc throttle on full afterburner and broke the handle off.

Regardless of who's running them, kaizo runs are absolute shit. I don't care how hard they are, they're dreadfully boring. I understand that SMW is too easy for these ultra hardcore gamers but i've seen too many mario hacks and they all blur together. It's basically slop. If AI pumped out mario hacks, I don't think anyone would be able to tell the difference.

>>715114678
Thats a she chud

>>715114678
It wants to be on camera

>>715114678
the couch is the only seat that fits the troon

>>715114689
K is negative 1, which is what this run deserves.

wtf is trans liberation lmao

Kill bluehats

>>715114705
I struggle to think of when it's been worse than this. This may be the worst SGDQ ever

If you don't want to show your face don't bother going on a worldwide broadcast.

That couch... They look just like me... omg.. Thank you!

>>715114708
The inmates are in charge of the asylum.

"My personality is being trans"

I'm developing an acute case of tranny fatigue.

>>715114678
You write like a boomer lmfao

>>715114770
This is quite literally the worst GDQ ever

>>715114678
>>spends the whole time his phone
Making a bluesky post celebrating shes made it to the big stage! Trans Rights

>>715114773
>Y'all
It was a southern thing and these faggots stole it from us

Non-heteronormative losers are so fucking obsessed about their taste. All they do is talk about how they are faggots and queer and what the fuck.
5 minutes in and they have mentioned how "special" they are 4 times already.

Did this fat fuck even bother having a shave this morning?

Muh Female Presenting Stubble

>why is GDQ losing viewers and money
I wonder.

Support?
Money?
GREAT MIYAMOTO'S GHOST

>>715114791
i'm tired

Hang on, I said Halo would be good but there’s a possibility it might get killed due to donation begging since they’re so close to a milly. Watch at your own discretion.

>>715114791
Wait a sec... None of those people look anything like a woman. Whats going on here?

>HeartAttack%
Should be a PB on that couch.

>>715114678
Probably just wanted to be on the couch as the chair is too uncomfortable for his fat ass.

>>715114502
I've had worse looking fat chicks.

rights to what?

>>715114821
I can only hope it gets mercy killed after this.

Otherwise I will suffer with you alll in the winter too

Time to get banned from GDQ chat, going to say “I’m literally in a gay relationship and I find their rhetoric offensive”

>>715114821
>worst gdq ever
Nope, not even top 3

Choose a number between 1 and 3. First person to reply gets it.

BRO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
I SPENT ALL DAY IGNORING GDQ AND THE MOMENT I TUNE IN, FULL SET OF TRANNIES
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ISN'T EVEN A GOOD KAIZO HACK EITHER

>>715114546
Just make sure he keeps the mask and hat on

>>715114705
is she bogged, a tranny, or both?

>>715114926
shut up Spike

>>715112045
Z, jesus fuck.

>>715114487
can't believe the Simpsons predicted COVID

>>715114938
jackie chan

>wears nightgown in front of 47,000 people
>realizes he can't cross legs
>sits awkwardly for an hour

what is wrong with these people

>>715114923
Say that you love this special edition of "Games Done Queerly!"

>>715114938
50

I don't get the whole deal with Kaizo romhacks. I thought we left them behind in 2008

>>715114950
Youve missed nothing bro.
This may legit be the worst aqdq on record.

>>715114798
Skibidi sigma rizz

>>715114923
Say you're lesbian for extra shielding.

Can't believe I was looking forward to this run

Why are they/them so fat? is the pills they take? Or just being a murrican

>>715114978
literally forgot hes a woman

>>715114545
Do they really feel better like this? None of them look very happy.

>>715114994
kaizo is forever just like melee

I dunno why everyone gets mad, to me this shit will never be unfunny. Especially if they all consider themselves 'lesbians' because they want to engage in their shit fetish while still only liking women since that's what they fetishize anyways. No women want them, no men want them either even if they did want to go that route, only the hilarious insular community as they realize only another one of themselves would stomach them. And the extra irony too is they can't even deny it because, if they are a woman like they say they are, then they must be fine with dating another one since it would invalidate their own claim if they didn't.
It's the endless auto-fellatio of a bunch of lonely men and its hilarious

>>715114483

Score locked in thanks

>>715114994
Autistic guys will be playing them till they die of old age

>SGDQ
Social Gathering of Delusional Queers

>>715114834
You just know

>>715114984
Opened up the app, posted, not gonna check if it gets deleted

so unironically, what are trans rights?
what basic human rights do they not have?

>>715115021
why nigger

>>715114954
goddamn this nigga ugly

This run only reminded me of what happened to ProtonJon
Or should I say...ProtonClaire.....

Man... Just enjoy the runs...

>>715114823
>big stage
Anon you sly dog you

>>715115058
>and its hilarious
and its tragic

>>715115093
The right to groom and indoctrinate children. And to beat women in sports.

>>715114994
They're made for a vanishingly small group of autists that can't get enough of them. Sadly they have cannibalized the SMW hack scene, every other hack is a fucking kaizo.

>>715115093
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS CHUD
TRANS RIGHT ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

>>715115093
They are persecuted and victims of GENOCIDE
Don't ask how though

filtering posts with the word "why" was an amazing decision, wish I'd done it years ago

>>715115093
They want to shit and piss in the girl's room while taking selfies.

oh fucking hell I didn't look at the couch or the pronouns until just now
what in the fuck

I’m saying it: this is worse than the Celina runs and chartecker needs to enable/count K for this run

Why is it never the cute twinks that go tranny? Why is it always these fucking ogres?

>>715114226
>XX0
More like XXL

>>715115093
Undressing in front of little girls.

>>715114773
I would straight up rather have someone call me a faggot than to use a single one of these high horse terms
>inb4faggot

>>715115127
TROON FASTER POKEY

>>715115058
Agreed. It's hardcore cosmic irony, and therefore funni.

>>715114719
NoChad.jpg

>>715115127
W-What happened to ProtonJon?

this doesnt even look like a fun romhack to watch

>>715115208
based

>>715115208
They did it

METAL NIGGERS

METAL NIGGERS

>>715111789
what movie is this?

metal what????????????? nikkers???

>>715115208
based

>>715114719
I can't believe people can just blatantly lie on the internet.

>>715112045
B. More entertaining than I thought it'd be.

el-em-ay-oh

METAL NIGGER?? Did they just say that wtf

>>715115093
they want to peepeepoopoo and play scoreball

Wtf she cant just drop a hard N like that

metal what

>>715115208
Anon delivers

>>715114726
Agreed. It's just memorization.

>>715115104
I didn't think it would be this bad lmao

>>715115208
>only 1s

Janny must've misclicked trying to delete it as fast as possible jej

>>715115205
because the cute twinks that do this do so because they genuinely want to be women and wouldn't be caught dead at trans events because the actually pass and want to pass

these people want to be recognized for being trans, which is why they put in the bare minimum

>every cool anon left
>only unfunny cringe retards remain
meh im gonna sleep

>>715115127
>ProtonClaire
No, he didn't, did he?

>>715115239
Don't...

You WILL respect her pronouns. You WILL applaud this icon of trans liberation