>When are you going to stop wasting time and money on gachasluts and get a real girlfriend?

Your response?

Mythra you are my real girlfriend!

>>715113604 (OP)
>>715114037
>Mythra
Grown ass men using 4kids names

>>715113604 (OP)
GOD I love Mythra

Could you ever forgive Mythra for the Fall of Torna?

>>715113604 (OP)
sloppa

>>715114189
ken-sama...

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>>715114189
aieee no hikari-sama don't netorare me...

>>715113604 (OP)
you dont like videogames op, gif has everything you love and more, go there.

>>715113604 (OP)
Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS3 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

For me it's Lupa!

>>715113604 (OP)
>get a real girlfriend?
Give me 5 reasons why I should?

>>715113604 (OP)
We need a Xenoblade gacha for cucks to pour their money into so that they have the budget to top the previous entires

>>715114280
USA USA

>>715113604 (OP)
i only play good games

>>715114569
Honestly I just wish Torna was bigger. The base game cites Temperantia and Tantal as battlegrounds in the Aegis War but based on Torna, Mythra and Malos only met in battle once.

Don't lecture me, breeder.

>>715114569
i wonder whats going on in the full uncropped pic

>>715114569
need the pic where she's giving rimzuri. Mythra is a good smegma cleaner though

>>715113604 (OP)
I finished XB2 and hated it, I want to give it another shot, if only these fags gave it a switch 2 update so it doesn't run like complete shit.

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>>715114428
>plays/talks about gachashit but seethes at a japanese name
Genuine subhumans

>>715115007
Sometimes, when I hit a Fusion Combo, I pretend the showdown is a Matrix style camera shot

Stable FPS, clearer image quality, and UI improvements are all I want

>>715114280
Amazing Mythra image, anon. Saved <3
God Bless America!

>>715113604 (OP)
>Your response?
It's cheaper to buy a video game than date someone, and the women I'll have access to with my looks and economic prospects are hardly worth the feel of a real vagina.

>>715114569
Never gonna happen, enjoy more jankshit made by leftover staff because Cuckahaki keeps getting his programmers and level designers taken by Aonuma kek

>>715113604 (OP)
>When you finally decide to lose some weight
>So never I guess

>>715113604 (OP)
AI sloppa looks like THAT?

>>715113604 (OP)
Real women will never treat me as well as my gacha wife.

>>715115192

I'm playing XC1 after having really enjoyed XC3 as my first game in the series but so far it's been mindless shounenslop, should I skip to XC2 or is that just more of 1?

>>715115283
heyyy uhhh... do u maybe wanna kiss? haha you know... as a joke haha

>>715115930
Never played 3. But 1 takes a long time to get going. While I like the Bionis far more than Alrest, it's not as "full" if that makes sense. That said I do still love XC1 and it picks back up once you reach Alcamoth. Conversely XC2 is also a slow burn but there's a lot more going on within the world itself. I'm having fun putting together the history of the place. That said
>shounenslop
There's a lot of that. XC2 is far more garish and ANIME than 1 with way more KYAAA moments. Still I love 2. I've played it more than 1 at this point.

>>715113604 (OP)
>AI trash
kys

>>715113604 (OP)
whose her boyfriend..?

>>715117024
Rex