Thread 715114634

My cats started moving too sluggishly, so I lowered their graphics settings

>>715114634 (OP)
You mean this isn't Unreal 1?

>>715114634 (OP)
/po/ is leaking again

>>715114634 (OP)
The'se cat's are'not real.

I don't think this is programmed correctly

>>715114634 (OP)
Did you make all that just to shitpost?

>>715115823
They need to learn their lesson

pepakot

>>715114634 (OP)
set them on fire

>>715114634 (OP)
I upscaled my cat to 8k

This cat has not been properly optimised. It takes up too much space

>>715114634 (OP)
that's pretty good OP

>>715114746
>You mean this isn't Unreal 1?

>>715115823
he’s reposting from reddit most likely

>>715117813
FUCK YOU

>>715114634 (OP)
I think your black cat is missing textures

>>715115014
I would have this sitting on top of my living room mantle. Unironically of course.

Why are cats such an everlasting internet icon? They were the foundation in which memes today were built on.

>>715119192
Wew, based

>>715119335
>fleshly trapped cat souls inside paper from big tree. Now in colour!

>>715115823
Yes.

>>715119416
they are the funniest animal

>>715118185
Based cat treating one piece with the respect it deserves.

>>715118185
neko-san kawaii

The videos japs make with these guys in like celebrity high school murder roleplay are kind of scary

>>715119416
Cats are cute.

>>715118185
Total shounenshit death

>>715120326
indeed

>>715118185
he's right, one piece has become absolute shit and deserves that

>>715120326
and funy

>cat thread has been up for over an hour
>the "toxotransmosis" bot hasn't showed up yet
huh
must be banned right now

>>715118185
based kot, get that shit outta there

>>715119416
Myxomatosis

>>715115496
Me with restless leg syndrome at night

>>715119416
People have been memeing cats since at least ancient Egypt. It's literally deep in the human genome.

>>715119192
Weak noodle arm jab

>>715120326
It's not solely that. There is a duality as cats seems to take themselves deathly seriously, a ridiculous contrast with their frequently goofy behavior.

>>715114634 (OP)
opposite problem

>>715124138
>some sensitive tranny went out of its way to change "retards" to "idiots"
I fucking hate the modern internet

>>715124672
To be fair I vaguely recalled the meme so I searched idiots. Here have a 144p.

>>715119416
köt

>>715120757
those are pre-timeskip volumes, howeverbeit.

>>715124868
Better, thanks

>>715124672
Which is funny because idiot is just an older term for retard.

>>715119192
he tanked that

my cat just keeps clipping through walls and shit

>>715126735
>didn't immediately start dancing
fake webm

it keeps freezing

>>715119416
They are cute and graceful, yet also goofy and funny.

>>715118185
p-physicalbros??

>>715121102
Billions must purr

>>715126726
>the last thing you hear before dying is 'mrrrrt'

>>715126735
>Royale packaging comes to life, escapes bathroom

>>715119416
they're cute
but also i imagine toxoplasmosis or whatever its called plays a role

>>715114634 (OP)
i want to have a cat but I'm scared of it sleeping beside me and i will kill it by rolling over it.

>>715119416
Glowniggers use them as internet signals.

>>715129083
How fat are you that this is a concern?

>>715128937
>brownoid is retarded
third world shitters get toxo from undercooked meat, which is the most common way of getting it worldwide.

>>715126735
This is played in reverse, the cupboard actually ate that cat.

What are the implications of combining the semi-shitpost theory that anime style is based around cat features and toxoplasmosis? Is there a correlation between toxoplasmosis and not just cats, but liking/despising anime artstyle? I must know the truth

>>715129995
I don't have toxoplasmosis and I would fuck those cats.

>>715129442
80kg, which is 16 times the weight of an average cat.
Imagine a 1280kg weight rolled over on you.
That would kill you too, idiot.

>>715130081
A negative datapoint
Damn my thesis is ruined

>>715129559
Why do you think people post rats instead?

>>715122062
GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE

>>715131085
Those cats' faces are noticeably different.

>>715119416
If anyone has a Cat but doesn’t sleep in the same bed with it, what are you even doing? You’re a bad partner and don’t deserve a Cat

>>715114634 (OP)
this is scary

post that one image of the handsome orange cat staring at the camera

>>715129995
Cats didn't exist in Japan until America invaded. I know this because my pastor told me.

>>715119416
toxoplasmosis

>>715131403
that cat has more iq than some

>>715131552
polniggerbrownosis

Is anyone able to get around this bug?

>>715132101
Yeah, stop opening with e4 you're not Fischer.

>>715131403
My cat figured out how to open a door, but it was an easy mode handle compared to this

>>715114634 (OP)
Holy fuck what a toxotransmosis moment.

such majestic creatures

>>715131403
most cats would instead dig to china under the door

>>715132652
Miserable fag

>>715119416
I'm allergic to cats but I still find them adorable. Dogs too. I wish I could have a pet.

To be honest, having toxoplasmosis is like having a superpower.

>>715132807
You live alone with a cat and you're calling me miserable. You pathetically lack any sort of self awareness, probably because of the parasite in your brain.

>>715132652
>>715132873
nigger meme

Xbros...

>>715131182
to be fair he's a cat racist

>>715132732
Garfield if he real

>>715132873
>alone
>with a cat
That doesn't make sense

>>715119416
Dogs are genuine companions but cats are just sorta meme roommates. They're funny and stupid and just looking at them is silly. They don't bring stress because they don't care about your affection that much so they're perfectly fine with being ignored for long periods, so whenever you see your cat wandering around you just think "lol cat"

>>715114634 (OP)
It's not caturday yet

>>715131212
Bedroom is no cats zone in our household. I don't want my gf's little turdfurniggers jumping on me at night when I have to get up at 4am for work. Every hour of sleep counts.

>>715119192
>yowai zo, ningen

Cable management used to be such a pain.

I can make v mad

These niggas would be the perfect pet if not for toxoplasmosis

>>715132807
>>715132913
>>715133073
Stop replying to shitskins.

>>715134415
Well thankfully, you can stop eating feces and not have that problem

>>715134534
No, it's funny.

>>715134415
It gives you higher testosterone

>>715134594
the problem with testosterone is that makes you bald.

>>715119416
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. - Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

>>715120757
>become
It was always shit.

>>715119416
You ever own one?
They're massive retards but unlike human retards they aren't disgustingly off-putting.

>>715115496
>Fight Club

>>715134657
Frogs are cute as fuck though.

>>715119335
China is the greatest country in the world

To protect cats we must

>>715118185
>ONE PIECE?
>AFUERA!

>>715134921
i remember trying this game as a kid on snes and i would always immediately die leaving the morgue and going into an alley

>>715134657
How much would they "look like frogs"?
Would they still have teeth, claws, and ears?

>>715118584
>when MJ12 commandos raid and she pulls out a stealth pistol to take them on personally
Literal sex

>>715118185
I’d slam that fat retard against the wall for knocking my shit over.

How do you know when the cat is getting fat?

>>715133116
>perfectly fine with being ignored for long periods
clearly you've never met my cat, the little attention whore.

>>715136746
when it starts demanding pizza and lasagna

>>715129995
I'm not sure, but Jordan Peterson once pointed out that "cat" is a very short word, which is pretty mind blowing.

>>715127175
>mfw I'm taking a fat shit

>>715114634 (OP)
>>715118509

>>715119416
They built the pyramids.