jesus.... - /v/ (#715115125) [Archived: 371 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:15:18 AM No.715115125
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3a653421-534f-49b4-b9ad-c8dd6bc13744
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wtf happened???
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:17:29 AM No.715115309
I don't understand why they patched random giving 3 lap tracks
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:17:30 AM No.715115314
mkw
mkw
md5: 8bf3d09ca8be43e6c1013997a9c4b70c๐Ÿ”
>>715115125 (OP)
bros...
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:18:22 AM No.715115384
>>715115309
to make the 8snoys seethe
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:19:08 AM No.715115451
>>715115125 (OP)
what? it has a 86 its a great game
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:19:22 AM No.715115468
>>715115125 (OP)
86 means it's a great game.
User scores don't matter since faggots started reviewbombing shit out of pettiness.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:19:29 AM No.715115478
>>715115314
Whatโ€™s wrong with these fucking people
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:19:54 AM No.715115514
>>715115314
what made daily mario kart world #12 so much more kino than the rest?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:21:42 AM No.715115654
>>715115125 (OP)
It's not worth $600 to play a $50 game.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:24:52 AM No.715115878
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Red_Shell_-_Mario_Kart_Wii
md5: 8b979bd060faa988e60dfa07a34e3814๐Ÿ”
>>715115384
But the 3 lap tracks in MKWorld are way better than the ones in 8
I want to play MKWorld but only the 3 laps but they patched it out of worldwides almost
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:26:31 AM No.715115997
>>715115468
All that needs to be done to get rid of review bombing is to remove all the 10's and 1's. And that goes for anything that gets review bombed or brigaded.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:27:05 AM No.715116050
>>715115125 (OP)
The game is dead. Simple as that.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:28:06 AM No.715116119
>>715115468
>User scores don't matter
Then the Mario Movie is a shitty movie, right?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:28:22 AM No.715116142
>>715115125 (OP)
Something they didn't like happened so they think it's bad and they're vocal about it. The usual update era faggotry from the consumer's side.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:28:44 AM No.715116171
>>715115451
>>715115468
>Nintendo bonus
>Mario bonus
>Mario Kart bonus
>open world bonus
86 is not a good score for a game like this.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:28:46 AM No.715116174
>>715115314
This is sad
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:29:52 AM No.715116261
>>715116171
yep, shittendo lost
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:31:41 AM No.715116425
>>715116171
>86 is not a good score for a game like this.
>Critics review
Considering the journo hateboner for Nintendo for that score the game must be better than that
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:32:15 AM No.715116479
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md5: fc10e3000ad2c6140fa9c5771f6dfb8a๐Ÿ”
>>715116425
>Considering the journo hateboner for Nintendo
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:32:47 AM No.715116519
>>715116171
there is no bonus, kill yourself
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:33:20 AM No.715116570
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1739489403502943
md5: a7fab99b99e334e405a5911d49cd3249๐Ÿ”
>>715116425
>Considering the journo hateboner for Nintendo
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:34:11 AM No.715116643
1449182670419
1449182670419
md5: 61c059446fb3436245867ff7642ce516๐Ÿ”
>>715116479
>Journos hateboner to Nintendo isn't real
Memoryholed all the yt campaign pre Switch 2's release after it shut them up?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:34:54 AM No.715116694
>>715116519
Nintendo bonus is real.
Cope, tendie.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:35:24 AM No.715116736
>>715115314
Stop shilling your channel.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:37:40 AM No.715116915
>>715116570
based Sataniaposter
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:39:28 AM No.715117041
Why is it that /v/ will say reviews don't mean anything but then when a highly anticipated video game releases and it's not a 90+ it's the hottest news ever? Genuine question, not even a nintendofag.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:40:07 AM No.715117092
>>715116694
Agreed. IGN, Poly, all those fake outlets prove that bonuses are very real.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:40:22 AM No.715117102
>>715117041
goomba fallacy
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:40:36 AM No.715117124
kek, they are lucky that the GOTY have a lot of nominations because they are getting close to getting excluded from it
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:41:07 AM No.715117171
>>715117041
Stop treating /v/ as some kind of gay collective. And your question disappears.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:42:11 AM No.715117260
>>715115654
>$80
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:43:26 AM No.715117339
>>715115125 (OP)
Nintendo put out mediocrity, charged $80 for it, and then made it shittier out of pure arrogance and spite. Even those scores are more than it deserves.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:43:57 AM No.715117392
>>715117260
Oh I know what the MSRP is.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:47:33 AM No.715117715
I play this game daily with a tube up my arse leading to my mouth and exhale my own farts :)
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:48:33 AM No.715117798
>>715117715
Oops that's inhale, silly me :p
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:54:42 AM No.715118259
>>715117798
You didn't need to correct your self.
A tendie huffing his own farts inside a gasmask isn't out of the realm of possibilities. Maybe that's where he Snorks came from in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:57:15 AM No.715118443
>>715116425
Journos will run a lot of clickbait fake outrage articles about Nintendo but they absolutely tongue their asses in reviews. Especially for big games like a new Mario Kart. So yes, an 86 MC is a bit of a failure.

I think Bananaza is guaranteed 93+ MC with a good shot of being north of 95 though, and likely the highest MC score this year
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:57:53 AM No.715118481
>>715116694
There is no "Nintendo bonus" macaco, if anything, there's a "Nintendo penalty" because journos are seething that Nintendo never gave them review copies.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:13:19 AM No.715119550
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1742323920339484
md5: 6fff97bcb4bbc843728b31e605db7494๐Ÿ”
>>715118481
>There is no "Nintendo bonus" macaco, if anything, there's a "Nintendo penalty"
Lmao, the delusion.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:36:00 AM No.715121017
>>715116643
Yeah, sure, because many of the Metacritic scores are composed by "Nintendo4Life.com" or "ILUVNintendo.org" that will SURE not take easy on the company, huh?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:02:10 AM No.715122932
Nintendos downfall will be funny. Mainly because you manchildren here will have an absolute melty coping
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:03:45 AM No.715123087
>>715121017
guy who believes metacritic reviewers are the only journalists
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:35:55 AM No.715125035
>>715123087
Dude, the scores are separated. One of the scores is only from journalists.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:36:10 AM No.715125053
>>715115125 (OP)
people woke up
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:13:28 AM No.715127452
>>715115125 (OP)
Open World Sloppa
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:16:29 AM No.715127648
>>715115314
Mario Kart was never fun to watch, it's almost random who wins
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:19:42 AM No.715127881
Game died. Switch 2 flopped. Everyone returned it. Nintendo apologized and shut down their company.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:21:34 AM No.715128029
>>715115125 (OP)
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS KARTBROS
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:22:21 AM No.715128076
>>715115451
If they don't give Nintendo positive reviews tendies lose their shit
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:22:35 AM No.715128096
>>715115125 (OP)
So this is the power of 80 dollar games
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:38:21 AM No.715129119
>>715119550
Says the faggot that legitimately believes there's a Nintendo "bonus"
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:39:40 AM No.715129190
>>715127648
That's Mario Kart World.
Maio Kart 8 wasn't so RNG.
>>715128029
>KARTBROS
Takes it up the ass.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:39:59 AM No.715129207
>>715115125 (OP)
Game companies should start suing eceleb grifters for damages.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:40:25 AM No.715129247
>>715115125 (OP)
nobody wants to drive in a straight fucking line in multiplayer.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:51:33 AM No.715129878
>>715129247
That's every racing game since the 7th generation ffs
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:55:48 AM No.715130153
>>715115125 (OP)
Nintendies throwing a tantrum for some tard reason while still CONSOOMING
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:57:58 AM No.715130298
Mario Kart World sucks ass, rest in piss
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:58:19 AM No.715130324
>>715130153
Remove the first word and you have modern gaming in a nutshell
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:58:58 AM No.715130362
>>715129878
MKW takes it to another level
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:01:35 AM No.715130504
>>715130362
I've seen worse
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:25:27 AM No.715131932
>>715130504
I haven't