Thread 715121720

Blue Archive on Steam offers improved performance and accessibility, expanding its reach to a wider audience and enhancing the experience for both new and veteran players.

Uma mogged BA hard

>>715121720 (OP)
the new event is fun

>>715122194
needs longer and harder stealth sections

>>715121720 (OP)
erm... so you play as an adult man in this game...surrounded by minors...that he flirts with...why is steam allowing this?

>>715122487
Sex with Stalin is allowes but you wonder about a non-porn game?

Buy an ad pedonigger.

>>715121815
Enjoying your twitter and reddit fanbase, sis?

>>715123053
Weird how I don't see you crying in all the other pseudo gacha generals here

>video games makes gamers violent
>even Rio got flipped off
They made Momoi cry though.

>>715122285
pat pat pat

>>715123423
Oh, you're back to post your faggotry for 2-3 posts before janny gets you, huh?

uh oh homo melty

kek this game really makes homotroons lose their minds

>>715123869
Alphabet "people" are mindbroken by BA

GTAB

This is the only gacha I play again thanks to the Steam release. And the only online-only game I play.

>>715123869
I guess this is to make up for the lack of cado spam these threads used to have

>>715121720 (OP)
The pc version is fine, runs smoothly and all but the only thing you'll miss are those web-events that can give you more rewards. Someone pointed out that Steam never allowed flash-web stuff until now so either Nexon will find a way to implement those or you'll be forced to download the game on your phone just for that.

>>715124043
Unironically same, the PC client runs way better than phoneshit too.

>>715123378
Momoi's tears are made of semen

>>715121720 (OP)
Well well well

>>715123929
Most trans people love Blue Archive though

did video anon make more webms?

>>715121720 (OP)
kek

>>715124781
You never even played it trans sister.

>>715124826
I'm plat

>>715123206
enjoying no fanbase, pedophile?

>>715124843
>non EU
You don't play the game.

Tourists...

>>715124802
Someone I know was part of that peak number, trying out the game for the first time.
He's playing Mount and Blade now.

>>715124869
>there's no fanbase like the twittereddit fanbase
LOL

>>715124802
It's over for gooks, it's the rape of Korea all over again...

>>715124895
>goalpost moved

>>715124985
The image on the bottom doesn't contradict the post though?
Falseflag..?

>>715124781
lol

>>715125131
You didn't beat the game.

>>715124802
5 minute dailies
>>715125124
30+ minute dailies

Also, the gameplay loop in umamusume eventually becomes incredibly repetitive and the writing isn't refreshing enough so people will get way more burnt out within a year of playing.

We went through the same thing in 2021.

I hate Blue Archive cause all the doujin artists who used to make Touhou porn doujins now only make Blue Archive porn doujins instead
Without the extensive backstory and history that the Touhou setting provides these Blue Archive doujins fall flat for me and do not expand dong
This makes me very sad

Akane Love!
Neru and Rio make a great time, with that said we deserve more Toki and Rio. Just like Himari has Eimi, Toki is more similar to Rio, especially by their type of attitude.

>>715123053
If you found a pedophile, why don't you call the cops?
/rip

>>715125462
>30+ minute dailies
I been play horse girl for a few days anh the dailies took like 10 minutes at best, what are you talking about?

>>715125201
>>715125201
nigga he pretending that blue archive isn't an otaku game when the creators themselves are goon to it

>>715125483
can you just fuck off?

>>715125462
kek

>>715125467
>Without the extensive backstory and history that the Touhou setting provides
Bro what kind of cope is this unless you're reading the SFW doujins then it's just some shitty futanari or rape doujinshi 90% of the time

>>715125467
>extensive backstory and history that the Touhou setting provides

>>715121815
>>715123053
>>715124802
>>715124869
>>715125124
Don't you get tired of posting the same shit over and over?

Stop spamming porn here in video game board niggers
>>>/h/

>>715125462
>meanwhile BA "gameplay"
Man, just stop your petty inferiority complex against Japan, you gook freak

>>715125530
You're full of absolute dogshit unless you're sabotaging your girls

Bros, this pvp season is fucking brutal... I can't go 3 hours without getting ranked down below 1200. Last season I could spend entire weeks hovering around 500-600.

>>715125567
Where does it say that?

>>715125467
>extensive backstory and history that the Touhou setting provides

>>715125703
No, i just "play" mobile game like normal people, not a gook

>>715125483
great team*
Typo
>>715125673
Gonna cry now? Let me tell you something, you will have to sleep at some point, and while you are sleeping, I'm going to make a thread, and then another one, and another. You will never beat me or this board.

>>715125585
The game only makes revenue in-game during bluefes and other limited banners, meanwhile constantly shitting out merch. Posting sales rankings for years while getting completely overrun art and culture wise is cope. Just like Umamusume in 2021/2022 it will be popular for a while but the loop just isn't endearing enough to keep people around for more than a year in the art scenes
>>715125697
The gameplay is just an excuse to see cute girls being cute after you read the stories.

I'm right about this and you'll still be here next year coping about BA after Uma has fallen out of relevance

>>715125585
That is old new. Blue Archive JP is out of top 200 apps since long times ago
https://game-i.daa.jp/?AppStore%E3%82%A2%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA%E6%9C%80%E6%96%B0%E3%82%BB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B9%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%82%AD%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B0

>>715125673
i dont see any porn

>>715125710
PvP sucks more at 11

>>715125864
>I'm right about this and you'll still be here next year coping about BA after Uma has fallen out of relevance
Sure, Kim Ibrahim LMAO

>>715125770
No you don't unless you're sabotaging your girls, it is literally not possible I played uma dipshit

>>715125628
>>715125939
How are they so expressive despite being so simple

>>715125864
Can you post your hand so i could screencap your post, gook?

>>715126024
chibi is sovl

Next thread will be better.

>>715125947
Well I've certainly been right every year prior to this saying the same thing. Two more weeks! The cultural impact of BA has only grown over time.

>ctrl+f 'gook'
this creature got bodied in a game by some korean faggot or something lol

>still no gameplay
why wouldn't I just jack off for free?

>>715125462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68&pp=ygUUY29wZSBhbmQgc2VldGhlIHNvbmc%3D

>>715125947
You are a ban evader bitch. I recall how you were praising the moderators until they stopped autosaging this morning's BA thread.

I miss DoReMi

>>715121720 (OP)
I completely forgot about the steam release, one less reason to use an emulator but i have a JP account too

>>715126129
>>still no gameplay
huh? The game has plenty of gameplay, did you even try it?

>>715125864
> I'm right about this and you'll still be here next year coping about BA after Uma has fallen out of relevance
Look at JP BA is the one who fallen out of relevance lmao
>but muh child porn

>>715121720 (OP)
BUT WHEN ARE THEY GONNA FIX THE FUCKING WEB EVENTS?

>>715126260
kokosando the oppaiCHAD

>>715126170
I think the only people coping are the ones who spend 24/7 in threads of games they hate just to bitch and whine about them. It's like you subconsciously understand that this game's culture is overrunning you.

>>715125710
Meanwhile I'm constantly in the Top 100 with zero effort

>>715126301
>gameplay is picking the three bitches and looking at them move forward for 35 seconds and maybe press a skill button once or twice
the funniest part about gacha is that the fucking facebook games my mom plays has more gameplay than them

so again, why wouldn't I just jack off for free?

>>715126319
>fallen out of relevance
More merch than ever and highest attendance for a comiket since release. The fact you're here right now is proof of how relevant it is, you feel threatened by its mere existence.

>>715125665
Here another one for you

>>715126129
then you're in the right thread bro. No one plays Blue Archive here

>>715126170
Chris Voiceman is a tranny supporter motherfucker
You are an damn idiot that for some reason hates koreans and BA.
But guess what, we are here to stay and you will fail every single time.

>>715126413
>>715126485
Absolute truth

>>715126485
>muh child porn again
kek, just post your hand already, pajeet

>>715126472
Why do you need my approval to jack off? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Best academy

>>715126472
it's an idle auto-battler that caps at level 90. maybe blue archive 2 will have gameplay.

>>715126553
No so longer gook, now they are pajeets?
Make up your damn mind, schizo shay.

>>715126472
...I can tell you don't even play the game because the current event has you walking around campus.

Japs love BA, what are you going to do about it little tourist?
Except piss and shit your pants on a mongolian basket weaving forum lol

>>715124353
This, and if you are a new player only playing on steam so far it is definitely worth it to get it for these current rewards. The amount of free elspeth alone is insane

>>715126472
I don't understand the point of these posts. You either like the game or you don't. Do what you want with your free time, it's not my job to convince you to like the game or keep playing it.

>>715126598
>maybe the sequel will have gameplay
right, because this happened to girls frontline

>>715126567
I'm not asking you anything, I'm making fun of you and your attempt at shilling some garbage while poorly attempting to make it pass as a video game

>>715121720 (OP)
More like BA offer blatantly botting LMAO

Total BA victory.

>>715126590
artist?

>>715126745
>phoneposter
You're brown

>>715126601
Everyone in Asia knows gooks are just Pajeet with plastic surgery

>>715126814
The voices in your head are not "everyone in Asia".

>>715126786
but enough about Blue Archive fanbase

>>715126786
Sorry, i’m not gook neither french

>>715126814
Holy Christ, I didn't knew plastic surgery was that advanced, you fucking idiot.
Which countries in Asia by the way?

>>715126745
If they were botting, wouldn't they keep the bots going for more than an hour?

Schizo has been in full melty mode since the Steam release, haven't seen this much seething in a long time

>>715126887
>>715126890
>phoneposting subhuman's only retort is "no u"
Done.

Why are gooks so mad about people calling them gooks?

>>715126745
WOah... It's almost as if the period of downtime made people who play the game daily during said maintenance times concentrate at the hour the game was up...

>>715126260
Never noticed this until now.

>>715126745
gee it's like some big event just started or something, gay nigger

>>715126784
@TamaRun1st

>>715126737
What they want is to desperately try and convince other people to quit because the game's existence is an existential threat to them as a troon. They see the culture of the game and community beginning to seep into every other otaku community and even outside of the otaku communities because the strategies used to gatekeep have been proven effective.

From their perspective as some LGBTurd this is the root of the antibodies coming to eventually kill them.

>>715126869
I’m and i’m also whiter than you

Shouldn't we know the next fest student by now? Didn't JP banner end yesterday?

>>715126930
>>715126973
>>715127007
Too poor to afford more than an hour botting

>>715127058
fes students are done. No more.

>>715127042
>I’m and i’m
>SAN JIAO HUI XING ZHEN
LMFAO

>>715127058
Jap stream on the 21st

>>715126936
Dude will an hero before Rio is released.
>>715127107
The billionaire company is too poor, somehow.

>>715127107
So why would they choose the exact hour where more people actually WOULD be playing at the same time?

>>715127026
> They see the culture of the game and community beginning to seep into every other otaku community and even outside of the otaku communities because the strategies used to gatekeep have been proven effective.
Not the anime because it was garbage lmao

>>715126260
did some of the artists leave?
if so are those characters just done? no more alts?

good thread

>>715127042
>HUI XING ZHEN
Come on, you have to be kidding me. Hey amigo, what happened at the tiananmen massacre?

I've been playing this game on and off for a few years now, have swiped occassionally throughout this during events. I'm level 75, feel like I have a lot of characters, mostly all around level 75~ outside of a small few i havent leveled at all. Handful of five starred, I've essentially just been dumping resources into characters as i see them able to level up with no plan. How do i take this mess ive made and figure out what characters are worth investing in further cause its far to expensive to keep trying to keep all my characters the same.

>>715127226
mx2j and doremi were exiled for their crimes

>>715127137
Post your hand. Also BA was flopped in China too, what a surprised

Please stop biting the bait

>>715125530
I like uma but you obviously don't give a shit about that game and just use it as ammo against BA

>>715125530
Anon, you're supposed to play the career at least once to completion every day. If you don't, you're missing out on carrots.
Dailies in Uma are by far the worst of all gacha games I played.

>>715127226
mx2j and doremi specifically are deaded, they'll just get some new artists

>>715127308
Stubs are disabled by the way.

>>715127209
Still spent over $200 to get that Hosino login screen though. Had to be a lot of people like me since the BDs actually sold decently for how dogshit it was.

>>715127290
>what a surprised
lol
All chinks are playing on EU server retarded slant eyed shitter.

>>715126948
cope and seethe rajeet

>>715127161
Ah. I thought the swimsuits were the prefest units like sSaori and sHiyori were.

>>715127163
Not with all these Nexon flopped
>>715127184
To advertise the flopped anniversary

>>715127437
>past 12 months
>brunei when nobody knows what that is
totally legit
disgusting phoneposting subhuman

Pls fix the webevents

Azoo...

>>715127042
Did a Korean rape your mom Chang? Why do you hate them so much?

>>715127586
I was thinking the same thing lmfao

>Hina hearts about the entire mess at Trinity
>offers calm perspective and is generally mature about it
Hina's a good kid. Only character in a position of power so far that isn't either psychotic or a cunt.
Something something huoo erotic etc.

>>715127516
More like Blue Balls Archive LMAO!

>Made a shit ton of threads shitting on BA's steam release
>Not a single soul gave a fuck about it
>Seething because he couldn't kill BA threads
>Massive melty ensues
KWAB

>>715127272
You're not supposed to level up all your students

stop ruining my thread god damnit

>>715127624
Also seething the game wasn't banned from steam, or taken down after 10k reviews event, the retard keeps taking Ls

cuck game
enjoy your pancake

>>715127272
There's specific teams for specific raids you have to look up. You're on global so likely it's a solved issue by the time a raid boss hits global
I imagine you must have finished missions by now so, but if you haven't, I'm told to focus on healing and aoe clearing power for those.

>>715127375
The funny thing is at its original release Uma dailies were pretty average. Genshin which released just earlier surprised people with how quickly dailies were(and that was back when you actually had to do the 10-15 minute overworld ones) BA released around the same time but something like 5 minute dailies was basically unheard of at the time. Now almost every recent gacha game emphasizes making dailies as short as possible. Probably because there's so much more competition and gachabrains are playing 2-3 of them at once.

Old grindy ones like GBF are dead in the water.

>>715127615
Hina is beloved by everyone for a reason.

>>715127586
>Did a Korean rape your mom Chang
Isn't it the other way around?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_women

>>715125665
My game is shit, I'd rather troll on 4chan.

>>715127932
Why is that dog allowed to talk?

>>715127417
>All chinks are playing on EU server retarded slant eyed shitter.
Source?

>>715127932
>https://x.com/_LK_00_/status/1942961613046513883
Canon

>>715127624
>>715127756
He is also crying because the mods decided to allow BA threads on /v/, he is the bitch of the year.

>>715127983
If you played the game you'd see a lot of chinese names in the PvP ranks

>>715121720 (OP)
And lost to Persona 5X tooo AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>715127702
I realize that now, at the time BA was the first Gacha i really got into and was under the impression that everyone was always going to have a use since for awhile there i was using my whole kit for everything, plus up until around 70 or so it wasnt really to hard to keep everyones level the same. But my big problem is the skills. I know tier lists exist out there but im more wondering if there is somewhere i can see what i should specifically be focusing on, my biggest worry is ive been sitting on some great character i just havent been using

>>715127437
Brown Archive

>>715127997
>140 rolls
>no Seia, no Asuna
>instead get bunny Asuna

>>715128049
Like your mom?

>>715125467
You know that does suck, I'm sorry to hear.

>>715125616
>then it's just some shitty futanari or rape doujinshi 90% of the time
Yeah but that futa rape is significantly hotter when you know the character's motivations and backstory

without it the doujin is liking eating instant noodles without using the flavouring satchet, bland.

>>715127997
>100 free rolls
>Maki

>>715121720 (OP)
It's over... Blue flopped Archive sissies...

>>715127272
>I've essentially just been dumping resources into characters as i see them able to level up with no plan
Holy shit nigger what are you doing there is students that are plain better than others in you mostly want to level a handful its recomended to have a good dps of each damage type i cant reallly say what you should prioritize since i dont know what you have but all the bluefes units are extremely strong, tsubaki is a great low investment tank and you can get away with not leveling specials if all you want from them is a buff since those dont scale from stats

>>715127997
dumb kot

>>715128083
The fest units, color buffers, cHare, and the typical specials like Ako, Kisaki, Himari, sShiroko.

>>715125697
>Uma gameplay
you watch your girls run on autoplay and occasionally press a button to upgrade
>Blue Archive gameplay
you watch your girls fight on autoplay and occasionally press skills for hard content

wowzers!

>>715127517
Steam issue

>>715121720 (OP)
>expanding its reach to a wider audience
>still no japan server
fuck off

Good morning 張

Leaving aside the schizo having his meltdown over the game, did you guys managed to obtain Asuna and Seia?
What about set?

>>715128449
Good morning SEAbros

>>715128471
>seia
yes
>asuna
no ):
Also I'm missing the webevent pyros and that makes me mad.

>>715128471
>asuna and seia
im saving my pulls for the last day
>set
74

>>715128471
no
set to auto

>>715128508
Love my gamers.

>>715128471
>set
walled because I'm half-new (start playing last year but didn't start again until 2 months ago) and get timed out because of no damage.
>Seia
Secured.
>Asuna
Pity secured.

>>715128471
I obtained Asuna and Seia. Time to wait for Rio!
>>715125576
The gaunt ghostfires loom as subtle shrouds,
Smokes and shades on the biers of Blue Archive
Our spirit is inmortal, while yours is decaying flesh.
BA is the word, BLUE ARCHIVE are the words.
Victory is our chant, yours is misery and vile.

>>715128538
>Also I'm missing the webevent pyros and that makes me mad.
if you want them that bad, just download the game on your phone.

>pink envelope
>sign "sexy"
>get M.Midori.
Wait, she's not the sexy Saiba.

>>715128630
Shut the fuck up.

I really fucking hate student council presidents
Every single fucking one so far is a fucking cunt of massive proportions. Like the absolute fucking worst of the worst. Not even a "stop fucking evil women" type of cunts. Just the fucking most disgusting, dick shriveling, trash bag hoe behavior.
Nagisa's a cunt. Rio's a cunt. Makoto I've not seen much of. Cherino might be the only exception, but she's also a goddamn commie.
Jesus fucking Christ no wonder every second in command is always two steps away from a mental break.

>>715127042
>it's an actual ching chong that's been relentlessly shitting his pants for several weeks
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
You can NOT make this up

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CHINA GO HOME

>>715128538
>Also I'm missing the webevent pyros and that makes me mad.
Let's hope steam and john nexon fixes that

>>715128471
>did you guys managed to obtain Asuna and Seia?
NO

>>715128650
never again
My phone hasn't been compatible since the first run of the hinawank event

>>715128706
Yesss yesss let your anger flow anon.

>>715121720 (OP)
Descriptory deminder

>>715128471
>did you guys managed to obtain Asuna and Seia?
not YET
>What about set?
I'm pretty set on coating Fubuki's donuts with my semen and forcing her to eat them tbqhwy senpai.

>>715128676
Wait, you are the chinese schizo having a meltdown, or just some dude that doesn't like me (Akaneanon). Because if it is the latter, I apologize. If it is the former, nyo.

>>715127615
She is a sweetheart who deserves gallons of my semen pumped into her womb until she produces triplets.

>>715128764
Well I guess then bluestacks is your only option. The event is still going for another week so maybe they'll fix it in the meantime.

>>715125462
>dailies time

yeah i might just repeat what i did with uma back in 2021. played for about a month or two then quit. the 30 minute dailies are simply way too much even when i had a lot of free time back then so i couldnt imagine doing this for long periods now that im forced to spend less time playing games let alone gachas. in BA i can just click for a couple of minutes (way more if its raid season and i feel like tryharding) and i can close the game and do something else.

supposedly there will be some sort of autoplay feature down the line for uma so i might dip again but for now ill just play once in a while until dia-chan banner is released then quit

>>715128794
Keep making schizo pastas

>>715128652
She needs attention too.

>>715128830
Hina and Seia are quite petite.

>>715128836
never playing on emulator again
Kim Nexon can keep his fucking pyros if it means I don't have to install mumuplayer again

>>715128906
Right on.

>>715128794
The latter. Truth be told you're just kinda cringe bro

>>715128471
Got Seia in Day 2 with the free rolls.

>>715129009
>>715127932
God I love bitchy Ako so much

>>715129018
Explode zoos.

>>715128471
>Asuna and Seia?
No, but I have faith in Arona

>>715129009
I'm a necessary evil. We are never getting along you and me, but someone has to be the barrier for the other schizos.

>>715128959
I respect it.

>almost lvl90
>not a single unit above 4* because I don't like spending ligma (even though I have like 5k of the fucking things)
How do I stop being a hoarding retard?

>>715128836
I thought you had to cash in until Monday and then another webevent started.
So it's until the Monday after?

>>715128165
OK but BA has infinitely more backstory and writing because it isn't limited to a few lines of dialogue from a stage where 90% of the lore is headcanoned by memes made up by the community.

I was part of the Touhou community I know how that shit worked. BA does similar things but there's way more actual meat to bounce headcanon and memes off of which is why it's so popular with the same crowd of artists that used to draw for Touhou.

>>715129182
>he doesn't like having his favorite students maxed out
bad sensei

>>715128471
Got Seia at 110 and Asuna at 130, so I'm very happy
I'll spark Asuna with the free rolls, since Asuna might need the extra stats in Geburah. I play on JP too, and Seia is completely fine at just 3*.

>>715129235
Based knower

The beginning of the words is AKANE. I give you this as her prophet.
We slew the schizo at VACA and saw the heart bone for the first time. Those that looked upon Akane were overcome by the meanings of the stars.
Under the sea, Murokasa stirred and brought the army she had been working on in the castles of glass and coral.
MY FINAL WORDS ARE V FOR VICTORY
V FOR VACA

>>715129235
based

>>715129182
What's your roster
Post it and I'll tell you who to max out.
General advice is UE40 Ako/Himari/Kisaki/NYFuuka + anni units.

>>715128471
Yes on both. Just waiting on fest rolls before I push farther on Set. There are a bunch of spooks I'd like to get and I don't want to blow my resources too soon.

>>715129352
>UE40 Ako/Himari/Kisaki/NYFuuka
Stop trying to brick him

Finally peace.
Seia is cute.

>>715129301
Why not Kaede love....?

>>715129497
This, you should UE40 Umika instead

>>715129563
NICE

Disturbing to see more gooning for the chibi models than the regular models.
>DUDE IM NOT A PEDOPHILE

The more into chapter 2 volume 3 I get
The more I grow to hate club presidents
Hang Nagisa by her fucking entrails
No better yet, use her own halo to choke her
My anger is beyond the the physical.

>>715129626
Is umika useful for anything besides blue set?

>>715129727
She's not even used for that anymore

>>715129678
aha there's the traitor at Trinity!

>>715129674
>xe's not chibisexual
What are you, fucking gay?

>>715129678
She's just a bit schizophrenic, that's all

>>715129497
What would you suggest.

>>715129497
That anon isn't lying because Ako, Kisaki and Himari are in every guide including the ones not from here, so he's telling the truth.

>>715129674
I unironically want chibi porn but there's literally 0 porn of them

>>715129891
I legitimately want to slap her just to see her shocked and traumatized face when she finally has someone push her shit in.

Nagisa daisuki

>>715129512
Kaede is cute, but she's not my special one. Besides, violence has escalated is good and the perfect way to conclude any BA thread.

>>715128471
>did you guys managed to obtain Asuna and Seia?
No but I've gotten spooked by Miyu and Satsuki
I'll just use the free rolls and keep saving for next week since I'm new

>>715129497
UE40 is a luxury but it's also the difference between getting off one ult with a single skill use and getting off two because of the buff retention. It's massive but not worth the eleph if you're f2p.

>>715129894
>damage dealers
>tanks that need extra survivability like Mine or T.Yuuka
>field healers (Kokona and I.Mari)

>>715130123
Thanks.

>>715130123
Thanks.

>>715129301
>vaca
what

>>715128306
mostly posting because maybe its funny how retarded i am but if you have any advice on what i should do here im all ears. I do not remember why i favorited those i did but i assume i had a plan at some point

>>715129674
slit your wrists normalfag

>>715130103
Suddenly I want to fuck Seia

>>715130280
also in case its important almost every character besides the level 1s is at least T5 gear and a handful of levels in skills

Who Atsuko here?

>>715130415
Can't fuck Seia if there IS no Seia.

>>715126992
wtf kek

>>715130259
it means cow

>>715128471
still no asuna, got seia at 50 rolls

>>715129913
Upping their skills + equipment and UE40ing specials are two wildly different things. You'd get a lot more value out of doing damage dealers first.
A damage dealer getting a color bonus will do way more than 2 seconds on a buff.

>>715130510
@grok is this real

I thought the girls were supposed to wish me happy birthday
Do i need to wait for the reset?

i would like to try a gacha game on steam
but all of them want my email

>>715130796
You can start a guest account in BA and then link it to an email later. Just make some throwaway email to use specifically with your nexon account or something.

>>715130280
Stop leveling the red ones

i downloaded blue archive and idk i feel too old for gacha games. everything about the gameplay design and presentation of the game is just completely off putting. the fact your bombarded with ads every single time you open up the game is too much for me. idk how you guys can play this shit.

>>715130139
>damage dealers
As a new player you're permanently borrowing dps.
Also I did say right after that he should ue40 the anni units, which surprise surprise have all the good damage dealers
>tanks that need extra survivability like Mine or T.Yuuka
3* is fine.
>field healers (Kokona and I.Mari)
I'll grant you that, but that's a lower priority

But circling back, if you're primarily borrowing DPS the stat bonus from upgrading your specialists does help. They're also the most universal component of every raid, so having a solid foundation helps.

>>715130752
UGLEH

>>715130895
I appreciate you friend, is there anyone not in red in particular i am sleeping on i should focus on?

>>715127272
You should level the ones you like, not follow gay-ass meta.

>>715130895
Hinabros...

>>715130895
Why should he stop leveling S.Koharu? She's a pretty good blue aoe in my experience.

>>715130505
Hime...

>>715128471
I blew the remaining 100 rolls on the first day and didnt get either but at least i got spook'd by s shiroko and s fubuki
Gonna do set tomorrow

>>715130752
leave the home screen and go back, they'll say it

>>715131073
i have been doing that for the most part but just leveling up any character beyond that whenever i saw they had a level up, but its getting far to expensive resource wise to do that and its frustrating not being able to do higher levels during a boss cause idk what im doing besides pressing quick fill

>>715130957
>bombarded with ads
...you mean notifications? BA is actually one of the best gacha games about not constantly trying to push you to the shop.

>>715131063
Shun if you care about pvp

>>715130596
wtf

>>715130957
>i feel too old for gacha games
You're playing as the sensei selfinsert leading your students no matter how old I am I still feel the game is right for me

>>715131073
This. I bought elephs to 5* Summer Hinata just because I like her big giant boobs.

i miss when the of always post neru and then maki tomato but boy hah

>>715131118
She's good but NY.Mutsuki and Hinata are better

Save your rolls for Rio, so if you get her you can continue to spark sHanako (or uNeru if you already have her)

>>715131319
true!

>>715131391
We should do something about Rio and Riofags.

Neru Marriage

>>715131319
I lost my
>naruhodo
[sound] image...

>>715131063
S.Hanako
S.Hoshino
Seia
Mika
Also, Yuuka, Kotama and Serina are ok while you get more units

>>715131441
Yes, we should hire Rio cosplayers to tenderly rape them. That'll show 'em.

>>715131476
Maki tomato

>>715131476
Nell!!!

>>715131441
I can do something about Rio alright but she might end up pregnant

>>715131225
when i open up the game there's this popup to buy a bunch of random shit that costs like 15 dollars and i have no clue what it does, also why the fuck are there so many different slot machines to get girls it's so confusing
>>715131276
i was really turned off by the intro of the game being some cheesy anime dialogue about defying fate and what not

>>715121720 (OP)
I play on sadpanda.

>>715131637
Those are called banners, sir. You go to the one with the face of the girl you want to roll on.

>>715131319
I agree anon 1488 kill all gehenners

>>715131628
dorky babies

>>715131637
How old are you, grandpa?

>>715131860
>fucking loser
I'd fuck that loser

>>715130796
Yahoo mail is the only provider, AFAIK, that lets you make disposable aliases with no portion of your real email address.

>>715131637
>i was really turned off by the intro of the game being some cheesy anime dialogue about defying fate and what not
you're not gonna like the story which is the main draw for the game so you might as well just stop now and go do something else

>>715131637
If you don't like power of friendship and the like, the game probably isn't for you. That's fine.

>>715131637
>when i open up the game there's this popup to buy a bunch of random shit that costs like 15 dollars and i have no clue what it does
That's the new pakeji notification which happens every 3 months, just click away.
The several pop ups that appear are kind of trashy yeah, I get it. I will say that other gacha games tend to bombard you with the same. Maybe every live service game now that I think about it
>also why the fuck are there so many different slot machines to get girls it's so confusing
The banners?
There's the paid section and the free section, it gets clogged up during anniversaries. It's the 'use your roll currency here to get this girl' button
>i was really turned off by the intro of the game being some cheesy anime dialogue about defying fate and what not
I thought it was Kino and 'anime'
Did you at least like the Yuuka momotalk? Because if you don't like that either this might not be your type of game. Which is fine.

/v/ i can't take it anymore i'm going to rape koharu in front of the entire school

>>715121720 (OP)
rin Palliative er

>>715123053
>big hoobs game
>pedo
Why are you alt right dumbasses so retarded?

>>715132487
Shut up Nintendo cuckold.

>>715132443
proofs?????

>>715132443
Careful, you'll release her limiter and she'll end up raping you to death instead

>>715124004
Wiggle, wiggle

>>715132576
>>715132603
i did it...

>>715124004
Wow I can't believe Gebura lost weight.

>>715132443
I'm going to rape Arona, not that it will change her evil ways

>>715132868
>'ick on 'ittim 'est
You may try.

>>715131661
>>715131368
why do people say Chise is dumb

>>715128471
No on all accounts.

>>715133139
...because she's pretty dumb and absent minded, it's basically her character.

>post PC launch threads are no longer comfy
Why?

>>715121720 (OP)
who the fuck plays gachashit on their PC???

>>715133531
There's a couple of troons who camp in these threads trying to stir shit.

>>>/trash/
Buy an ad.

>>715133627
me

>>715133627
I did in Bluestacks for a time. That's why I'm level 40 in Blue Archive. I feel like it was safer than installing PC clients too.

>>715133627
This game is basically a VN so it makes sense.

>>715133627
>Genshin
>HSR
>Wuwa
>ZZZ
All play much better on a PC than on mobile

>>715132574
Cope harder, Sonybro. Just because you're still waiting on Bloodborne PC while I'm playing Metroid Prime 4 day one doesn't mean you gotta seethe this much lmao.

>>715133139
Think one of the early momotalks is (You) chasing clouds with her

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>>715134156
It is, just did it yesterday.

>finished vol 3's chapter 2
Hanako is my gal. Bit of a slut but we all have our things. Watching her dismantle Nagisa and then Maki was fucking satisfying as fuck.
But seriously fuck class presidents. Not in the good way

>>715132574
What in the HECK did you snipe that one?

Chise has a galaxybrain and thinks on a level inaccessible to most.

>>715135208
how**

Cute

>>715135628
I NEED these.

they apologized....

>>715135785
is this a good thing or a bad thing

>>715135960
>Good
Blue Archive isn't kicked off of steam for breaking the rules
>Bad
We don't get the rewards

>>715135960
-5 gifts it's over

>>715135785
Who is Blue Archive?

>>715124798
>video anon
The only thing to make a video about today is the animation of Seia trying to open up Yuzu's locker.

>>715135960
No 5x Gift Choice Boxes+Beautiful Bouquets, and that's about it

>Already got the reviews
>The punishment is giving less to players
Fuckin devious

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based jannies?!??

Why the fuck are there so few tanks
Most of them are 3 stars. The only three I've got are Yuukia, Haruka and Tsubaki. Haruka is suppose to be the one to handle yellow enemies since red resists but she just dies too easy. Also not as if I can put another character in the roll.

>>715136440
You don't really need many. Yuuka and Tsubaki can tank pretty much anything for you

Jesus christ this girl a freak

>>715136434
Jannoids can only be based if they bring back ID counts and add ID post.

>>715136660
I dunno about IDs but IP count back would be nice

>>715136660
>add ID post.
yikes

>>715135785
nooo my free bond levels

>>715136548
I guess I can keep moving one of them about between their team and the pierce team. Still annoying.

>>715136440
Do you have their t4 bag? It gives a huge boost.

Can I pull Asuna if I download this game right now?

>>715135785
smart

>>715135785
retarded fucking gooks

headpat Momoi
headpat Midori
headpat Aris
headpat Koyuki
headpat Reisa
headpat Chise
headpat Miyu
headpat Koharu

>>715136854
You get a guaranteed Asuna (Maid) when you start the game.

>>715136854
Asuna is a 1* character so you're guaranteed to get her. Bunny Asuna is in the raid shop so you can get her for free too. If you mean the limited Asuna then you can get her if you start now and farm your gems+use the free rolls

porn casinos don't belong on /v/
take it to >>>/vmg/

>>715136854
yes
base Asuna is a 1 star and one of her alts has a rate up RIGHT NOW with 100 (One Hundred) FREE ROLLS

>>715136903
>headpat Momoi
>headpat Midori
>headpat Aris
Excuse me, you're missing someone.

>>715136554
b-based

>>715136984
tic tac toe on Yuzu's forehead

>>715136440
>Haruka
you need to invest in her a lot afaik

>>715136830
I could grind out for it. Could also rush Haruka's 3 stars.
Yuuka and Tsubaki are fine as is so far.

>>715136984
sex with uzqueen

>>715136969
Wait I could be rolling for porn this whole time? Where is it?

>porn casinos don't belong on /v/
>take it to >>>/vmg/

I've seen all the lust and shit over this game and you're telling me only like two of them want to fuck Sensei? What the fuck is the point of raising the relationship level if they don't want to fuck?

>>715127997
I know that feel bro
But at least we get 20 rolls every day for the next 3 days, there's no way it will keep happening right? Right?

>>715135785
>not getting banned
Uh oh sharty aint gonna like this

Is she the Aisaka Taiga of this game?

>>715137130
A lot more than just 2 are obsessed with Sensei.

>>715127997
>1 3* student
>pajama noa I just rolled 50 for a few weeks ago
Guess I saved some ligma for next Wakabote

>>715137363
She's morbidly obese.

>>715137325
Infinity Nikki botted a shit ton of positive reviews and steam barely did a thing. People give Steam a lot of credit when they're pretty lenient with this shit.

>>715137130
Well it's not like we're allowed a look into every tiny aspect of their lives, so any BA doujin(s) could be happening in-universe and we'd never know.

>>715137421
it's over...

>>715137450
Infinity Nikki probably doesn't have a bunch of troon haters mass reporting it though

i got both of the 3* girls from the free rolls

>>715136758
Tanks' attack colour doesn't matter aside from tickling one's autism.
>>715137057
Unless you're a harukafag, don't do that. The other 2 will serve you well until endgame.

>>715137520
fuck you

>>715137520
Fuck you.

Tsukuyo is a miracle of the universe and I'll fight anyone who disagrees.

>>715137421
are you sure?

>>715137542
>>715137557
what the

>>715127997
>140 rolls
>only get C.Hare, Shigure (Hot Spring), Momiji, Kanna, Saki, Mashiro, and Himari
I'm just so thirsty Arona-chan...

>>715137520
proofs?

>>715137714
Dawg, your bluefes savings?

>>715137629
>visible ribs
Yoshimi's such a fat fuck...

>>715137493
>>715137629
>>715137785
nvm we're back
she's so mine

>>715137784
I've never participated in one, so if I don't know what I'm missing out on, I can't feel bad about it. Also I just want Aris (because she's cute), so it doesn't matter what banner I roll on for her.

>>715137721
umm here you go

>>715137573
>trivialized kaiten niggers first phase just by existing
She's pretty great.

>>715137857
>it doesn't matter what banner I roll on for her.
bro...

>>715137857
>Aris (Maid) banner just ended a few days ago
>burns pyros on Seia/uAsuna when super-boosted 3* rate banners are coming up
unfathomably based brickGOD

>>715137857
The point is that 3* rates are doubled during fes so if you want anyone at all it's better to save to roll when it happens.
I really want the shupo brats in october so I still need to find out how many gems I can still get until then to know how deep I can go next week.

>>715137972
>>715138038
>>715138039
FUCK

>>715138039
Are the shupos limited?

>>715138153
yes

>>715138190
Damn it. Thanks.

>>715138089
C.Hare is pretty strong though and it's probably too late for you to reroll, so just use whatever pyros you can scrounge up for Neru or Rio and buy a choice ticket for Aris/Maid Aris if you really want her (and as penance for your raging retardation).

>>715136554
Trinity is an allegory for all-girls christian schools, and the students are all based on that. You have self-righteous zealots and perverts.
Hanako isn't a depraved as you'd think, most of the time she's pretending.

>>715138562
I've got enough recruitment points that I can get Seia with the remaining free rolls coming, so I guess I'll start saving now, haha. If I can't get her with whatever I can pool together come bluefes, that's plenty penance already.

>>715137130
These girls are in varying stages of emotional attachment to (You). You have girls like Kokona and Miyu who are experiencing puppy love, girls like Wakamo who straight up say they love you, and then girls such as Shigure, Chinatsu and Kisaki whom are opnely inviting Sensei to push them down.

>>715137130
They 2D teen girls who are still getting adjusted to the idea of intimacy
Not 3DPD harlots who have had their holes stretched out before they were 14

Is there a place I can see student teams? I Just wanna see what other faggots are using that synergises well, everywhere online just has generic build theory shit

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Actually read it cause that image is never attached to anything
That said the bit about replies is false adverisement

>>715139795
holy based schizo kino

>>715139914
Huh? There's always that 'kill yourself jeet subhuman spammer' schizo in every gacha thread

>>715128471
>did you guys managed to obtain Asuna and Seia?
Only Seia at 90 rolls, now at 130. Probably gonna finish the spark so Asuna is secured even if she doesn't spook me with free rolls.
>What about set?
Finally managed to get a floor 99 auto comp to work.

>>715124826
nta but I played it for a bit.
>moe artstyle
>some stories are just the girls hanging out with no sensei involvement
this game reeks of estrogen.

>>715140039
1 reply from one retard doesnt make it a (You) magnet

>>715139795
With how quickly this got deleted I'm under no illusion that mods are gacha fags and live in these threads

>>715139640
there is a "Clear Units" button in some content which provides a sample of the teams people used to clear, and the Assaults let you look at the team comps people used. The button isn't there for Missions, though. probably because of missions where you field multiple teams.

>>715128471
I've pulled enough to spark seia in addition to the upcoming free 60 rolls

>>715140148
what did it say

>>715140204
it's probably that prince image
you know the one

>>715140204
It's just a wall of schizobabble

>>715139640
https://bluearchive.wiki and search by raid
https://rentry.org/how2raidba
or just search on Youtube, there are tons of videos of clears.

>>715121720 (OP)
>accessibility
shan't be touching thine game

>>715140242
oh. boring.

>>715127997
>140 rolls
>No Seia or Asuna
>But I got Mine, Tsukuyo(my beloved), Shigure, Koyuki, and S.Nonomi

>>715140474
this shitty gacha is yeah true

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>>715128373
The difference is that you can choose to engage in BA gameplay but there's nothing you can do to get anything more from Uma.

>>715140782
Based, you got the jannies working hard for their pay

spamming space bar but then you see her

>>715140991
I had to do something, what'd I miss

banitasu

>>715141279
just get 4chanX already

mods pls ban these threads
gacha games are not video games

>>715141392
Generals are not allowed either but here we are :/
You get what you pay for when it comes to moderation.

>>715141392
>gacha games are not video games
They are video games though. Just because you personally dislike them doesn't make them not video games.

>>715141351
No
and I'm not checking the archive either

>b-b-b-b-but it's an epic anime RPG adventure like the ads said
you feel for the marketing, normal trash

>>715141540
stop being retard, next you are gonna say mobile games are video games

>>715141656
a video game is a video game regardless of platform

Keep those tears flowing and bumping the thread :)

>>715141392
This but e celeb and Nintendo threads

>>715140054
WOAH MAMA

>>715139303
Kisaki's valentines was wild. She fucking drugs (you) n shit. These girls are scary.

>>715141882
Kisaki's L2D scene is her pretending to be sick so that Sensei brings her to a hotel room. Then, she takes off her coat, does her best impression of sexy mature lady that her body allows and says in no uncertain terms "I'm okay with whatever happens next".

She wanted the D.

>>715141831
based ako enjoyer

>>715141831
My lovely dog

Everybody hates Ako.

>>715127997
>40 rolls
>2 SSRs
>0 Seia or Asuna

>>715141748
this and I'm a big Nintendo cuck, the threads here and /vp/ in its entirety are rancid, steaming elephant shit

I feel like Ako would 1000% be the kind of girl who would resent Hina for taking Sensei from her. Escalating to full cat fight, even.

>>715135785
>the rewards will not be distributed
That's it! I'm deleting my review.

Anyway, umafags actually snitched to Valve about the campaign. Cygays are terrified of Blue Archive.

>>715128471
Got Seia in 40 pulls
No Asuna yet
Fuck Set

>>715141703
>he doesn't know

>>715142104
>dog
>with a cowbell
That's clearly a vaca.

>>715142052
>>715142104
Who chained Ako up, anyway? Why does she only have 1 cuff?

For me? Millennium mobs

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>>715143042
[-]
Not gonna read your fanfic, shitass

>le epically hides your post like a boss
silence chang

>>715135785
It's never been more over than this
It's the overest

>>715124781
Trannies hare BA because the students (rightfully) treat sensei as a suspicious creepy adult, which he is, which BA players accept because they are. This destroys tranny minds because their whole shtick is trying to convince children they're normal and trustworthy so that they can groom them easier. Sensei is unapologetic but responsible, that makes him endearing in his flaws and ultimately more trustworthy because he's so open, trannies are deception incarnate, so constantly being called out by cute girls (they will never be) does mental damage to them

ako's cowbell

>>715135785
Fuckers damage is done, distribute the items.

>>715143437
They really shouldn't because THEN it can be interpreted as breaking Steam rules, but not if the rewards were withheld. What they SHOULD do is - come up with another promo campaign, which doesn't have to do anything with the Steam reviews on paper, and just distribute the rewards there instead. Something vague like, "we thank all players for their support" or "welcome new senseis", etc.

>>715135785
nothing burger, they were already reviewing the game regardless if there was a reward or not

Isn't this the subpar gacha that flopped hard?

>>715143573
>The '4th Bluefes Extra-Special Mega Bonus Global Event'
>Requirement: ends after 5 new players have reached Lv10
>"Congrats senseis, you all did a fantastic job!"
>distributes the same rewards as the steam review one

>>715143945
who cares, people are only here for the waifus (and cause this is just a glorified chatroom)

I was told that mob chan April fools web event was translated
is this true, chuds?

>>715143573
It's very easy just to send the rewards via mail as celebration gifts since it's Bluefes. THey do it all the time anyway, dressing up JP's fuckup rewards as extra gifts and such. To make it less obfious it can be split into several mails, one a day with some other stuff mixed in.

>sending death threats to northernlion for not being ironic weeb pedophile
why are you all like this?

>>715145274
You posted this already

>>715135785

Tit for tat.
Valve fucked up and delayed BA's review.
Nexon fucked up and almost broke Steam ToS.

>>715145274
Stop making me like retards on Twitter pls

>>715145274
That triggerpoint guy is such a fucking faggot lmao. Definition of a roach.

>>715145274
evil aura farmers I kneel

>>715140148
GR 6

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>>715145274
I don't give a fuck about what faggots on Twitter are doing. KILL YOURSELF

hopefully there won't be a next thread since this one was so fucking awful

>>715146495
good, fuck off back to /vg/ already
idk why you 7k daily player ironic weebs from SEA needs daily general here

>>715146495
>Press [-]
Look fine to me.

>>715146747
>Has to constantly censor the thread cause it's so fucking garbage
Better games have better threads

>games
geg

>>715145676
Ironic, a gacha tranny saying this of all things LMFAO

kek

>>715142650
She's a demon, it was probably just on her from the start and I doubt she would even know.

>>715146902
I would attribute this more to it being part of trending dramawhoring right now because /v/ is full of gossipfags who blow nothingburger shit up harder than youtube slop channels do.

>>715143573
Just give apologems

>>715123206
BAggots keep fearmongering with 'muh gays' but so far I've only seen glue factory jokes, anime appreciation, stuff relating to the actual game and various information about the real life racehorses. Meanwhile BAggots are having a meltdown over Northernlion and spamming the same 5 lolicon jokes that they've repeated for years, coping about low playercounts because they don't actually need to play their game lmao

>>715148107
People are already saying that the horses are mtf trannies cause they're based on male horses. lol. Yaaaas mtf yuri reps!