Gaming wife thread

bot thread

the footfag fatigue is real

>>715126237
thats a shoe doe

>>715126158 (OP)
Why would you need to pay to get access to your wife's shoes?

>>715126158 (OP)
Fuck that im not giving you my hard earned vbucks

>>715126158 (OP)
>Helsie fags

>>715126762
Fortnite ruined alpha chunli for me. It's weird how alpha chunli is more popular than SF2 chunli

>>715126158 (OP)
serve hot toons on MMOs

>>715126158 (OP)
$20 for a shoe isn't a great deal. Most pairs cost upwards of $100 these days.

>>715126158 (OP)
I can't ever play games the same since I discovered resourceslutting

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>>715128570
more

>>715128570
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FUCKING 600C YOU DUMB SLUT THAT IS LIKE... I DUNNO, 4 DIVINES WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>715126158 (OP)
Would this work?

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>>715128570
This is the gayest shit ever

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>>715129523
At what point do you just admit, "I've gone too far"

>>715126158 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vhLd9-Vlz9c

How would I go about purchasing a wife who looks like Ellie? I am also open to kidnapping although there are obvious problems with doing that since transporting across borders would be very difficult.
I am currently learning Ukrainian since that seems to be my best choice for buying a wife, however I am open to suggestions on where to find Ellie look-alikes (of course they have to be virgin, I am virgin too although I don't think I am unattractive. For example this weekend a girl came up to me smiling and asked if I had any plans. When I told her I was going to go look for butterflies in the forest she laughed and smiled but when I said I was serious she made a face and walked away)
Ideally she would have brown hair, with blue or green eyes. Freckles are a plus but not necessary. I would like her to have hobbies like reading or painting or something. I don't really care about age, and would be willing to adopt and then marry, (again kidnapping but that would most likely have to be in my own country. I have found a few potential targets but they seem happy, obviously you want somebody unhappy so she is more likely to fall in love with you when you treat her good) etc.
Have any anons done something similar? That is all thank you very much for your time and responses.

>>715126158 (OP)
Sniff

>>715129901
You don't need to learn some slavshit pig language to get an eastern european wife. You just email one of the many companies and pony up for their flight. I recommend against it unless you're decent looking and above six foot, because otherwise she will rape-divorce you.

If all footfags were to die overnight, what sector of society would suffer?

>>715130936
film also fromsoft

I like 2B, myself!

>>715126158 (OP)
my beautiful and outgoing wife, Anis!

>>715126158 (OP)
>Gaming wife thread
okay

>>715131849
>Pulled her head back when he went in for a kiss

It's over.

>>715131849
>let's play Borderlands
I hope she cheats on him

>>715131849
I hope something bad happens to him because this isn't fair ;(

>>715131470
Do you mind if I use her tits as masturbation aid and clean the grease off my cock with super rough Paizuri?

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>>715128926
Idk about all of you but I would donate all of my 40,000 bottlecaps to them

>>715132187
Won't blame him for going nuts getting that close to the dream 2bh.

>>715131849
Terrible games to play with your wife.

Couplecore games are games like Core Keeper and Stardew Valley.

>>715126158 (OP)
is she holding a freezer burned steak?

>>715126158 (OP)
That shoe alone, even if used, is probably worth more than just 20 dollars
Is she fucking stupid?

>>715126237
Talk to the foot dumbass

>>715126158 (OP)
Fortnite basically killed the game industry, but not in the way /v/ would expect, it gave these retarded investors the idea that just releasing anything would automatically mean it would do Fortnite numbers, terrifying game companies into not releasing anything

>>715126158 (OP)
not a great business woman, those shoes worth more than 2800 vbucks

Holy younguns.
None of you younguns here are over 22 years old

>>715135926
They never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>>715126158 (OP)
>no s4f caps in the whole thread

For me It's Cutebuki

>>715126158 (OP)
zoomer women are so disgustingly shameless about their transactional view of relationships. They effectively treat their boyfriends the same way coal miners treated their bosses during the rise of organised labour

>>715126158 (OP)
Footfags get the rope.
>>715130936
Hollywood.

>>715135926
>over 22 years old
>not 25+
NGMI

>>715135926
Fuck up, cunt, I'm 32.

>>715139901
God damn I forgot the image...

sexo

>>715131849
why the fuck are his arms and legs shaved hairless??

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>>715127459
Real talk for the people into this shit: you understand that this is really not good for you, right? I mean, I'm not your dad, but you must be at least somewhat aware of how your mind works and what these sorts of things do to it.

>enter thread
>
>exit thread

>>715140740
Makocute for me

>>715131849
this is honestly cope
either you get a GAYMERGIRL that can play games, or you will not want this, it's fucking insufferable having to carry her ass in every fucking games we play, she only played MMO and femoid games before and even at those she always sucked, I have to carry her ass in every single game we play

it's fine to do every now and then, but it's not a dream come true scenario, it's basically the same as when your 8yo sibling wants to play with you, but you can fuck them afterwards

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>>715144501
I'm from the timeline where he says "shit bitch you live like this?" with no commas, ama

>>715134093
I agree, but I would have thought party games, and that's probably wrong because co-op games are almost certainly a better choice than pvp ones (on the other hand if your team-mate sucks that might cause even more friction).

>>715143975
wtf are you talking about? he has leg hair.

kill yourselves normalnigger newnigger piece of shit

>>715150862
no he doesn't. he's gay. you can see it.

>>715151091
?

>>715126237
indeed, how is this even a real fetish?

>>715126158 (OP)
nortubel tier character

>>715126237
Shut up nigga

>>715151960
>QoS tattoo
kys.

>>715152129
where?

>>715152408
on her womb

>>715152502
that's not a qos tattoo.

What a truly terrible thread.

>>715152551
it is. it's just minimalistic.

>>715152594
her series was made exclusively for black men (playstation sony exclusive)

>>715152797
But it's not exclusive to the Playstation?

>>715152713
like your brain

>>715151973
exactly, it's like saying one has a "boob fetish" or an "ass fetish"

>>715126158 (OP)
>GamerPornMommy
what a horrible combination of words

>>715152825
it used to be, but just like white women IRL, once they've been done used up by blacks, they then look for whitey guys to "settle" down with and find who may still find them interesting despite being used up.

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>>715151973
kill yourselves KIKES

>>715126237
100%. Corny ass niggas.

>>715131101
I can see it....

This kind of shit just makes me want to be violent against women for being literal Satanic demons created to hurt mankind.

>>715152713
Anon that's a womb tattoo. You're mindbroken and seeing racebaiting shit where it doesn't even exist. You're poisoned at this point, beyond saving.

>>715153034
Browncel having a melty everyday

>>715155328
Based. Same

>>715126158 (OP)
>sneaker worship
I hate amerimutts

>>715155838
I'm not that anon but there are often faggy cuck waifu threads on /v/ and actual posters mistake it for a real one. Don't hate the player hate the game.

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>>715156349
I'll hate both

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>>715131849
Me and my wife drink beer and play Blue Prince together. I have the controls and solve all the pedestrian puzzles, while she sits by and figures out all the metaprog stuff. Then we have sex.

It's a peaceful life.

>>715128570
>chaos
>NOT EVEN A FULL STACK

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>>715151973
safe horny, so millennials can share it on their woke discords

>>715157894
Good choice, I do too actually.

kill yourselves normalniggers and mods

>>715127459
Grummz thread

>>715126237
Based and truthpilled

>>715126158 (OP)
kys zoomer

>>715159747
Unironically this. Feet has been pushed around as some quirky fetish that is only acceptable because of how submissive and pathetic it present the guy obsessed with it.
>OwO heckin sweaty feet. Please mommy let me lick and sniff and rub against your silky smelly soles like a good boy XD. Let me nibble on your dead skin like a koi fish.

It in the same league of mommy dommy girlfriend and wanting to be step/sat on.

FAT TITTY KITTY NINJAS 4LYFE

>>715128824
>HQ shoes
That's an amusing touch.

>>715131849
something's telling me she's whore

>>715151973
>>indeed, how is this even a real fetish?
Footfag brain malfunctions and starts to think that feet=female genital pussy
I'm not joking look it up

>>715154680
meet and fuck feat. asuna from the hit game blue archive

>>715161825
that's Wilhelmina from browndust

>>715135654
this character made me proud of zoomers
you guys have taste, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>>715162280
kek

>>715139983
Would you rather them lie and pretend otherwise like women did in the past?

>>715126158 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>715126762
You did get her when you were able to, right?
And you also got Party Hips when it returned as well, right?

>>715134093
My wife loves borderlands, once I got her bearings with portal 2 we played BL1 and she loved it so much shes requested a playthrough of every one since.

Lara Croft x Goldship

>>715126158 (OP)
This ugly bitch isn't even the best character in her theme set.

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>>715126158 (OP)
*grabs you by the ass*
I.WANT.THAT.BOOTY

>>715126158 (OP)
Akali. She loves to test her limits on and off summoner's rift!

>>715154680
Going to need a source chief

>>715149076
>How she looks at me after a rimjob
I'm not kissing you bitch.

>>715165172
Too bad, because I would.

>>715126237
footfags are one of the worst fetishfags there are
only obesityfags and diaperfags are more obnoxious

>>715151973
They’re the same thing as boobs and ass. Soft, erotic curvature and feel good on your penis. Only problem is male feet can also have those traits so it’s a pretty gay fetish

>>715165514
>Soft, erotic curvature and feel good on your penis.
none of these are true
feet are rough because you are literally putting your entire weigh in then half the time, they look weird and idk about the penis feel but i imagine it's not that better than any other part of the body

I fucking hate white women, bros

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>>715168649
literally MADE for ruining my credit score

Black man appreciation thread

>>715169175
Are black men more likely to be simps?
I did not know that.

>>715128824
literally the only reason I'm interested in this game at all

>>715126158 (OP)
Mommy Poison though!

>>715170275
peepee

>>715126237
>tfw giantess/macrofag and footfags clog up 90% of the content

>>715158154
This. We play some stuff together (Valheim, etc) but by and large she will just watch me play. Bonus points for playing a scary game and watching her reactions.

>>715161281
something's telling me you are a kissless virgin incel

>>715165080
Can you stop posting my wife

>>715174870
shawtey pubes

>wake up
>thread is still up
another hack when?

>>715165454
Footfags are just toe-tier degenerates, bro. Every thread devolves into some dude posting crusty soles with hearts and sparkles drawn on them like it’s peak eroticism. At least diaperfags know they're deep in the trenches. Foot dudes think they're classy for lusting after bunions.

>>715175220
bot post

>>715126237
Foot fetish exploded in recent years among 4chan demographic due to another popular fetish.

>>715175151
the fact that you had this thread open before AND after you went to sleep says more about you than the site

>>715176274
so true xister

>>715129716
What's interesting is they actually fetishize the idea of getting worse, so they never hit that point because any time they're told it's retarded or they realize it themselves, they just jack off to the thought and then keep going. It's an interesting phenomenon, fetishizing your own downfall, just leads to a vicious spiral

>>715126237
I have fatigue posting fatigue

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>>715176548
Do you disagree?

>>715126158 (OP)
Boomer here.

What's the point of constantly getting more V-bucks?

Do you legitimately want every single skin in the game? Are you not happy with one or two, but need a new one every day/week? Do you feel compelled to buy whatever the newest one is?

How does this business model work? Why are they still raking in the cash?

>>715176770
Only gays and closeted gays like anal sex. This shit immediately kills my boner.

>>715176772
you're brown and trans

>>715171342
source?

My evil psychotic wife who wants to kill me.

>>715176930
Projecting much, sis? I'm white, tall and heterosexual. Nothing wrong with appreciating nice pair of feet on a beautiful woman.

>>715176772
diligent cloud taking notes! cute

TND
TTD

>>715176732
this but unironically

>>715177180
Indeed. Cloud is a model boyfriend. He's willing to accommodate Tifa's needs to improve their relationship.

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>>715128926
based