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Anonymous No.715132775 >>715134168 >>715134697 >>715135886 >>715135920 >>715136104 >>715137232 >>715137537 >>715138863 >>715139919 >>715143067 >>715143103 >>715143192 >>715147086 >>715150192 >>715151425 >>715152164 >>715152375 >>715153452 >>715157704 >>715157962
Shadowtoobie.
Anonymous No.715134168
>>715132775 (OP)
shadowslut
shadowshart
shadowburner
Anonymous No.715134697 >>715134790 >>715135432 >>715135939 >>715138416 >>715138757 >>715147204 >>715152312
>>715132775 (OP)
why does all the bg3 companions feel so forgettable?
Anonymous No.715134790 >>715135074 >>715136179 >>715139247
>>715134697
other than frog they are completely separated from the game setting. the world exists just fine without them and you wouldn't know the difference. even wyll is completely unnoticable in the world.
Anonymous No.715134820
Great thead
Taiwan is a country
Anonymous No.715135074 >>715135174
>>715134790
even the frog was forgettable since most people just end up killing her early on.
Anonymous No.715135174
>>715135074
that is a different thing from forgettable
Anonymous No.715135204
Is there a mod to give her big titties that doesn't look completely retarded yet?
Anonymous No.715135432
>>715134697
Because none of them has a strong defining character. In order to appeal to everyone, the dev made some of the most inoffensive companions ever which also make them forgettable. Everyone are bi and ready to have sex thus making them basically the same character with difference skins.
Anonymous No.715135559 >>715157710
It's insane literally 2 years later and this game is gone and forgotten
Anonymous No.715135652 >>715135775
>Make a game fueled by sex scenes and romance for the fujos
>Make it "hard" for the chuds
>both genders now defend it
Amazing. Persona does it too.
Anonymous No.715135775
>>715135652
>for the fujos
theres zero options for the gays though, the routes are there but they're awful.
Anonymous No.715135886
>>715132775 (OP)
shart anal in my mouth
Anonymous No.715135920 >>715146651
>>715132775 (OP)
where is the wolf rape bad end
Anonymous No.715135939 >>715139549
>>715134697
The only one that isn't is ironically the one character they almost didn't include as a companion in the game - minthara

And that's because her story, unlike that of almost every other companion, actually runs alongside yours. From her failure/success at the druid grove, to the misery, torture, and betrayal in the tower, to her path of redemption and survival at your side. She feels like an actual character with a meaningful story that was part of what you also go through when you play the game, not a mary sue just conveniently dropped into the universe for your sake.
Anonymous No.715136104 >>715147410
>>715132775 (OP)
Get rid of Shadowshart, and BG3 loses 50% of its audience and most of its GOTYs.
Don't believe me?
Stellar Blade absolutely demolishing the record for most concurrent Steam users. Sex sells more than gameplay (and that's sad)
Anonymous No.715136179 >>715136415
>>715134790
>>other than frog they are completely separated from the game setting.
Lae'zel is the only good companion, one of the reasons being the fact that she wasn't related to the main story at all.
Anonymous No.715136415 >>715136471 >>715136670
>>715136179
the main story is gith, she's the only one really related to the main story at all. she's not a PART of it but she's the one that belongs. that being said FUCK planescape.
Anonymous No.715136471 >>715139349
>>715136415
>the main story is gith, she's the only one really related to the main story at all
The main story wouldn't have happened without Gale, Karlach and Shadowheart.
It would have happened without Lae'zel.
Anonymous No.715136634 >>715140246 >>715150816 >>715152504
Anonymous No.715136670 >>715136768
>>715136415
Gith existed before planescape.
Anonymous No.715136768
>>715136670
yeah and as one off random frog people i dont hate them at all. the manual of the planes and its consequences have been a disaster for D&D
Anonymous No.715137232 >>715137425 >>715138423 >>715138671 >>715143218
>>715132775 (OP)
Do people really replayed this game again and again? I already bored after finishing my 2nd playthrough
Anonymous No.715137425
>>715137232
Nearing 1000 hours yeah.
usually get halfway through act 2 or stop right at the start of act 3 though. Last time I actually finished it was a 6 member custom character party through Baldur's Gate 1 2 and 3.
Anonymous No.715137537
>>715132775 (OP)
futa half elf goth cock
Anonymous No.715138416 >>715142646
>>715134697
I rem reading it here in one of these godforsaken threads that they diluted the companions down I'm terms inter-party hostilities they had towards others (and not just how quickly they jump on your dick)
It also didnt help you could take your whole party to act 2 and beyond
I remember reading everywhere fane, red hair chick, red prince and elf who cut her wrists had the best stories in dos2 (never managed to complete the temple island area)
If they had personalities that made it impossible to gain the full party (like I did in my first run) then yes, they'd be infinitely more memorable, except most people dont play games repeatedly
As for me, ive already got homicidal plans for most of my party, with a focus on bending some, leading others to a dark path and completely breaking others when the diq fag finally makes his mod list compatible with patch 8
Dragonborn durge sorc/wiz, Gale will have his arm eaten up, astarion treated like dirt, shadow heart led to going for shar, laezel pushed back to vlakith (?), halsin abandoned (?), jahiera and Minsc picked up and subsequently killed for going with bhaals wishes, minthara, and I'm 100% sure wyll and karlach would leave if I keep going on how I plan to
If anyone's got suggestions, I'm all ears. I want this to be a bloody run
Anonymous No.715138423 >>715141938
>>715137232
I didn't even make it through once, I always quit partway through Act 2.
Anonymous No.715138671
>>715137232
i could barely finish my first playthrough.

four of my friends have like 400-600 hours on this game and have played through it like 4-6 times. i don't really get it but they seem to love it.
Anonymous No.715138757 >>715139063
>>715134697
>Nobody has any gaping character flaws, prejudices, or teeth
>Conversation-tree depth isn't shallow enough to drown a toddler in
>You never actually discuss any philosohpical or moral issues with them (that I remember from my playthrough), there's far too few conversations to begin with, and the aforementioned problems only compound when Gale or the druid start trying to suck your cock
Divinity 2: Original Sin was their previous game, and its dialogue/writing/companions are so unimaginably better that it's baffling to play them back-to-back and witness the regression of roleplayability.
Anonymous No.715138863 >>715138960 >>715139047 >>715139658
>>715132775 (OP)
Why is the literal drow less promiscuous than she is?
Anonymous No.715138960
>>715138863
Because Minthara knows that she can use sex as leverage, but only so long as she doesnt give it away for free.
Anonymous No.715139047
>>715138863
Shadowheart is the doormat romance. Sheโ€™s up for whatever the player is because the devs correctly identified her as the default girl everyone will immediately go for. Astarion takes this role for women. Youโ€™ll note that both have a I can fix her/him plotline, and both donโ€™t give a fuck if youโ€™re evil or not.
Anonymous No.715139052 >>715139108 >>715139325
>do absolutely nothing
>Gale tries to jump on my dick
what were they thinking
Anonymous No.715139063
>>715138757
for everyone but lae'zel
Anonymous No.715139108
>>715139052
wyll is even worse
Anonymous No.715139247 >>715139478
>>715134790
Minthara was alright but you have to metagame or play as chaotic stupid to get her. Overall this game's writing really fails to create any sense of there being a larger world, and something about how the companions were written reeked of millennial writer's obsession with trauma. The only time I legitimately cared for any of the characters was when Karlach gets upset about how she's going to die. The VA did a good job and her dialogue actually expressed the proper emotions through tone instead of just the characters dryly explaining how they are weepy faggots. I just could not give a shit about the bitching and moaning of the others. I get the feeling for a lot of younger writers, the only thing which inspired them is their daddy issues. All the characters have le tragic backstories but the way they talk about themselves, its almost like you're having a little therapy session with them, or like the writers are going down a checklist of how mentally damaged people act. Boring.
Anonymous No.715139325 >>715139372 >>715140082
>>715139052
Now you know, what women need to endure daily.
Anonymous No.715139349 >>715157950
>>715136471
what are you talking about gale and karlach have nothing to do with the main story. shadowheart has the little prism box so i guess she does tie into the main plot
Anonymous No.715139372
>>715139325
Women have Masters of the Weave hit on them daily?!
Anonymous No.715139478
>>715139247
rip, if they had to leave one character unfinished they should have chosen literally every single one other than minthara and laezel just to give them extra time. though not being overly dramatic about his fate is wyll's deal, shame he's a dickless waste of space otherwise.
Anonymous No.715139549
>>715135939
If BG3 was good more of the characters would be written like her, where you get an actual sense of the culture where they come from and they have a character arc that actually ties into yours (if you play durge). Apparently Astarion is also good if you play redeemed durge and romance him, but that's gay.
Anonymous No.715139658
>>715138863
BG3 drow are just written like shit.
Anonymous No.715139919 >>715140758
>>715132775 (OP)
Shadowbush!
Anonymous No.715140082
>>715139325
Real women don't have dicks, trannoid.
Anonymous No.715140246 >>715140816 >>715150816 >>715152504
>>715136634
I still haven't seen a working counter argument to this
Anonymous No.715140758
>>715139919
I downloaded a mod that gave her more bush, to quote the mod maker, better bring a machete.
Anonymous No.715140816
>>715140246
Well, druids can't polymorph, their class ability is called wildshape. Wizards and sorcerors can polymorph though.
Anonymous No.715141938 >>715142364
>>715138423
May I ask what puts you off there?
Anonymous No.715142364
>>715141938
I just get bored. My builds are either completely or mostly online by that point so every combat encounter becomes the same actions in the same order and the game isn't challenging enough to really break that up.
Anonymous No.715142564 >>715142626 >>715142689 >>715143080 >>715157797
So the writing is shit yes...but the gameplay makes up for i-
>5e
Yikes...well, atleast we have a PF2e mod in the works (supposedly playable from start to finish right now). Now if only someone had the guts to do a 4e mod. Also! Really Shadowheart is a mandatory mod to fix her cuck writer's fetish.
https://mod.io/g/baldursgate3/m/pathfinder2ndedition#description
Anonymous No.715142626
>>715142564
>PF2e
>4e
Those aren't really great improvements.
Anonymous No.715142646 >>715153081
>>715138416
>Diq
How's that going? I dropped it in favour of homebrew since patch 6 iirc
What's he got new?
Anonymous No.715142689 >>715142730
>>715142564
My problem with that mod is that I think I would have to uninstall all my other mods to use it.
And then it would probably just be autistically prebuffing before every fight.
Anonymous No.715142730 >>715142794
>>715142689
>Prebuffing
That's 1e though
Anonymous No.715142794 >>715142885
>>715142730
Oh, did they fix that?
Ive never played a 2e game, dunno if there is even one.
That immediately makes me want to at least try that mod.
Anonymous No.715142885 >>715143019
>>715142794
Dawnsbury Days is the only PF2e game but it is original rules (not THAT much different) and has less content (though there's workshop mods to restore a bit) plus it only goes up to level 8 (9 DLC in the works)
Anonymous No.715143019 >>715143053
>>715142885
>Dawnsbury Days
Does that even count as a game?
Anonymous No.715143053
>>715143019
I've put over thirty hours in it so yeah
Anonymous No.715143067
>>715132775 (OP)
Pls do not bully my wife
Anonymous No.715143080
>>715142564
pf2 is low level trash for zoomers
larian original system for low levels like in bg3 is better than pf2 shit.
basically pf1e > larian approach to dnd5 > pf2e
Anonymous No.715143103
>>715132775 (OP)
she looks like a nortubel character
Anonymous No.715143121
They literally gave her a manjaw for the 1.0 release. They trooned her up when the game left beta.
Anonymous No.715143148
Replaying TW3 at the moment and Novigrad is far better than Baldurs Gate.
Anonymous No.715143192
>>715132775 (OP)
If AI is so good, how come I don't have high quality AI videos of Shadowheart and Morrigan having lesbian sex?
Anonymous No.715143198 >>715143873 >>715145297
Shadowsoles
Anonymous No.715143218 >>715145747
>>715137232
Yeah it's fun.
Anonymous No.715143370 >>715146286
60 replys, 3 pics, only one slightly lewd
lol, no one gives a fuck about shadow fart worst waifu for homosexual manjaw lovers
Anonymous No.715143520 >>715146885 >>715146909 >>715153146
Shadow cute is fixed with the mod and one of the best companions next to Laezel
Anonymous No.715143671
shadowife
Anonymous No.715143873
>>715143198
Extremely attractive toes.
Anonymous No.715145268
Built for rimming Halsin's hairy asshole.
Anonymous No.715145297
>>715143198
my sperm, her toes
any questions?
Anonymous No.715145583 >>715145787 >>715146813 >>715153920 >>715154092 >>715156502
>shadowfart is literal elf GF tard material for babies
>la'azel is a ugly alien who will cuck you
>Karlach was rushed and unfinished, the forge where you cured her heart is literally still sitting in act 3 unused
>Astarion is faggot bait
>Gale will randomly start trying to fuck you and use his gypsy powers to turn your character into a femboy if you let him teach you magic
>the black guy exists
>Jaheria, Minsc, Halsin, and Minthara don't do anything and were barely included in the game
>No female dragonborn companion
Anonymous No.715145747
>>715143218
Based. Sometimes you just want to bonk goblins, loot shiny things, and not minmax every damn action. Game's fun and that's all that matters.
Anonymous No.715145787
>>715145583
>laezel cuck you
she wants you to correct her, it's part of the play
>karlach
conquering hell is fine too.
>black guy exists
arguable.
>best girl sazza
never ever ever
Anonymous No.715145890 >>715147004
>faggots are drooling over "generic modern white woman"
Anonymous No.715146286
>>715143370
childless over 25 japanese woman post
Anonymous No.715146651
>>715135920
bad?
Anonymous No.715146706 >>715146818
Are the Divinity: Original Sin 1 & 2 games by Larian worth playing?
Anonymous No.715146793
Minthara is my wife :)
Anonymous No.715146813 >>715156502
>>715145583
>No female dragonborn companion
The game's greatest crime
At least give me a one night stand with the bard in Nine Finger's den with the sexy voice
Anonymous No.715146818
>>715146706
They are better than bg3
Anonymous No.715146885
>>715143520
calm the fuck down heisenburg
Anonymous No.715146909 >>715147510
>>715143520
>the mod
what mod
Anonymous No.715147004 >>715147510
>>715145890
yes? white is beautiful.
Anonymous No.715147086
>>715132775 (OP)
I've never played this game but I really enjoy watching this lady getting her vagina stretched beyond childbirth dimensions by a giant futa cock, specially that red devil futa lady. She looks like such a delicate flower but can take a really mean dick. I wish I could use her pretty face as a toilet, just shove my dick down her throat and piss inside her mouth for like five minutes straight after glazing that beautiful greek nose.
Anonymous No.715147204 >>715150343
>>715134697
>why does all the bg3 companions
indians are still seething?
Anonymous No.715147410 >>715156925
>>715136104
Bot? BG3 has double Stellar Blade's 24h CCU despite releasing almost two years ago
Anonymous No.715147510
>>715146909
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524
>>715147004
Trvke
Anonymous No.715149489
Shaaarty
Anonymous No.715149768 >>715149890
shadowfart
Anonymous No.715149890
>>715149768
Anonymous No.715149980
shadowWHOOOOORE
Anonymous No.715150192
>>715132775 (OP)
>read it as Shadowboobie
heh
Anonymous No.715150343
>>715147204
Wasn't the faggot seething in every BG3 thread confirmed to be Russian from the same timezone as India(somewhere in the middle of Russia)?
Anonymous No.715150816 >>715152504
>>715136634
>>715140246
It's a strawman, no one would call fucking shapeshifted changeling child abuse, since no real child is involved, but it does mean that the person engaging in the act is likely attracted to children, which is the thing people might have a problem with.
I'd rather a brat tiefling though.
Anonymous No.715151425
>>715132775 (OP)
it's kind of funny and ironic that years later after release the only thing people still care about is that super generic character, the most normal looking average girl in the game.
Is it time to admit that diversity was a mistake?
Anonymous No.715152065
Filthy half-elf
Anonymous No.715152083 >>715154076
I can fix her
Anonymous No.715152164
>>715132775 (OP)
Fixing her face was one of the first mods I downloaded
Anonymous No.715152312
>>715134697
For You.
Anonymous No.715152375 >>715153032
>>715132775 (OP)
Act 3 > Act 2
Its baffling how niggas can tolerate act 2 and will lose their shit on 3.
Anonymous No.715152504 >>715152768
>>715136634
>>715140246
>>715150816
>Brainlets donโ€™t get the reference to Korean mythology:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ungnyeo

But then again, so-called white nationalist chuds donโ€™t realize that when a strong, independent female is depicted using a bow, sheโ€™s a reference to Artemis (Diana in Roman mythology), the goddess of the hunt, wilderness, and moonโ€”known for being a skilled bowman and fiercely independent.
Anonymous No.715152768
>>715152504
hillary lost
Anonymous No.715153032
>>715152375
Act 2 is a fine final Act, it feels like the logical conclusion to what you are doing, it's fine that it pushes you along towards the climax, Act 3 clearly should have been an entirely new game.
Anonymous No.715153081
>>715142646
Hes added a shit tonne of homebrewed classes to the list, but seeing as how its highlighted as being patch 8 incompatible, I havent really delved deep into it yet
Considering I barely managed to run bg3 on my poorfag system without a graphics card, I'd likely remove his upscalers (of which there are plenty of) before beginning to start playing
His discord links are always expired so I couldn't actually get in there to see what kinda stuff has been updated, nor if there synergies between the homebrewed systems hes crammed in, an absolute shitshow if you ask me
Anonymous No.715153131
act 2 cucks are early access cucks
change my mind
Anonymous No.715153146
>>715143520
That manjaw. Ew.
Anonymous No.715153452 >>715154064 >>715154461
>>715132775 (OP)
>make character with very dark skin tone
>intro sequence starts
>"Shadowheart approves" appears in the top left corner of the screen
What did Larian mean by this?
Anonymous No.715153920
>>715145583
How does bae'zel cuck you?
The men can easily be warded off once the the dialogue options show up, even I on my goody-two shoes paladin run can affirm to that
Jahiera and minscs role might've been more appreciated by a durge who accepts bhaals gift
>Halsin and minthara dont do anything
True. Wish it weren't so
>zero female dragonborns
Good. My dragonborn cock will make up for it and more
Anonymous No.715154064
>>715153452
It means you oughtta find a hobby that isnt connected to clacked
Anonymous No.715154076
>>715152083
She will disembowel you
Anonymous No.715154092
>>715145583
>to turn your character into a femboy if you let him teach you magic
what?!
Anonymous No.715154461
>>715153452
what did brownon mean by this?
Anonymous No.715154489 >>715156982 >>715157086
Something that has been bugging me recently, I played a few hours of origin Gale and Wyll, so Gale gets his cool magical cat familiar and Wyll has the whole thing with Mizora, I feel that makes them more interesting than playign a custom character in their class, if you are a warlock you patron is a non entity in the game, I don't know, just feels cheated out of the the RP potential.
Anonymous No.715156151
bg3 is the single most average game of all time for me which makes it even worse than straight up bad games
at least bad games are interesting
Anonymous No.715156502
>>715145583
>>715146813
Which is weird since DOS 2's femlizards could turn anyone into a scalie. So it's clear that people at Larian know what they're doing when it comes to them, but they just instead created humanoid character #62.

They didn't even create an orc companion. Probably because fujos and femoids would find them "yucky".
Anonymous No.715156903
Male durge MC + 3 girls team is by far the best way to enjoy BG3
Prove me wrong
Anonymous No.715156925
>>715147410
Way to completely miss his point.
Anonymous No.715156982 >>715158385
>>715154489
This is an issue with all origin characters in all larian projects, they simply get more stuff than the custom char
Which is why durge was a blessing and how they need to move forward with the concept
Anonymous No.715157086 >>715158174
>>715154489
Who cares. Did they allow for hireling race customization yet? So that you could run all drow squad.
Anonymous No.715157704 >>715157860 >>715158047
>>715132775 (OP)
Shadowpubes
Anonymous No.715157710
>>715135559
it isn't.
Anonymous No.715157797 >>715158598
>>715142564
>go through all the trouble to mod the game to an entirely different system
>it's pf2e
what? Why would anyone waste so much time on this??
Anonymous No.715157860
>>715157704
shadow womb bump
Anonymous No.715157950
>>715139349
>>what are you talking about gale and karlach have nothing to do with the main story.
Gale and the Karsus crown, Karlach and the engine that was given to the golems.
Anonymous No.715157962
>>715132775 (OP)
Mod or render?
Anonymous No.715158047
>>715157704
nice
Anonymous No.715158174 >>715158515
>>715157086
No, enjoy your ten specifics with two of them being trannies.
Anonymous No.715158385 >>715158558
>>715156982
I got the impression durge was the original only choice for the PC until some idiot forced custom origins as an option. It doesnโ€™t make any sense as a BG game otherwise. It still doesnโ€™t really but that at least gives it SOME connection and makes the PC more than a blank slate nobody.
Anonymous No.715158515
>>715158174
Lame.
Anonymous No.715158558 >>715158687
>>715158385
>I got the impression durge was the original only choice for the PC
Larian has even said that was the case until they created Tav.
Anonymous No.715158598
>>715157797
I was going to say maybe it makes the combat not turn based garbage anymore but no it just changes number behind the scenes. What a waste of time.
Anonymous No.715158687 >>715158780
>>715158558
That explains it then. I guess Tav really brought in the โ€œhopeless tranny who simply must make everything exactly how I want to be representedโ€ crowd so it worked out financially.
Anonymous No.715158780
>>715158687
>Play a Baldur's Gate game
>Can somehow play as a non-Bhaalspawn
What's the point then?
Anonymous No.715158954
The coolest way of roleplaying a Durge is to disengage your party and silently murder a few characters you dislike, then pretend it never happened because you're a fucking schizo.