Thread 715136743

I wish the games from mobile ads were real

why is nu kratos like this, I thought he wanted to be a better man

all these tryhards can't compete with mafia kino

I A m Th e L ea ST M e d i c Ated M OST m e D I T ATED p e R s o N I A m Th e L ea ST M e d i c Ated M OST m e D I T ATED p e R s o N I A m Th e L ea ST M e d i c Ated M OST m e D I T ATED p e R s o N

>>715137309
That's how mafia works

>>715136743 (OP)
Why are thirdie minds like this

>>715137309
That's how mafia works

>>715137551
sex and violence are the two basic forms that we as humans can interact with another person even beyond language

>>715136743 (OP)
how is this fetish called?

>>715137309
How did these mfs never get sued by Ubisoft for using the Sam fisher model from double agent for all their ads.

>>715137309
Yeah thats what i woulda did

>>715138359
The countries these are made in can't prosecute all the rape let alone care about international IP law.

>>715136743 (OP)
And I wish that the emails from Nigerian princes were legit but we live in a world of lies and everyone is willing to lie to you if you have something they want.

>>715138171
Guro?

closest you have is "YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!" and it's sequels

>>715138359
They are not making much money doing this that you'll probably lose money trying to sue them, even if you can win 100% and take all of their revenue
Baiting people to play shitty games aren't lucrative to us, but to third worlders with shitty economy, it's a goldmine

>>715136743 (OP)
i need to see that pussy now
https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/its-easier-ever-de-censor-videos

>>715136893
looks like geralt to me

>>715141601
you stupid retard, its pixilated by design because its not real and only exists to be a webm

>>715138359
you know realize that almost every one of those ads steal art or models. Especially the porn ads

>>715136743 (OP)
Why are Indians like this?

>>715136743 (OP)
Kek that ending

>>715143878
because whites spend money on it

>>715143750
It's real, retard
It only works on video though, because the way it works is that when shit moves the pixels change colors so you can gather data and end up being able to make something decently accurate out of it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acKYYwcxpGk

>>715137309
Why wouldn't this work?

>>715136743 (OP)
I think some of them do get made into actual games by indie devs. The problem is that as good as the ad seem t o be the actual game isn't fun beyond 1^0 or 20 minutes before you uninstall it. And it being an actual game and not a scam it doesn't generate any money and dies shortly after release.

>>715144337
Now post what it does to JAVs.

>>715144557
In real life you would be stopped by the window and your body would slide down slowly in cartoonish fashion.

>>715144379
weak

>>715144557
because you would fucking die

>>715144379
considering I know about 6 people who look like frank and they are the most chill kind people, I'm going to go with frank on this one. charles is probably a closeted homo.

>>715138171
microphilia

It's disturbing how close to some giantess porn I've seen this is

I wish URU had kept making realistic watercolor stuff instead of shitty 500-part cockvore doujins

>>715144760
Why is he deliberately looking at his cock in the first place?

>>715136743 (OP)
That's bullshit

Rape is so funny xD

>>715144337
the webm in the OP kiddo

>>715138359
You can't sue a literal piece of shit. These companies can always dissolve and reform if they're in trouble.

>>715137309
Classic Charles. This is why he runs rings around Frank

>>715136743 (OP)
Would a WEG like this do well?

>>715145062
giwtwm

>>715144379
The harder choice

>>715137309
that's how mafia works

>>715144925
I do that

>>715137309
feature length kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDbPydSLGk

>>715145161
Probably. It's always the most fucked up ones that get talked about a lot.

I'd play that autoscroller shootemup that's on a bridge, you know the one.

>>715145062
This is what gamers want
Fund it

>>715137309
Muffuggin' Tarzan Boy n' shieet nigga

>>715145472
Yeah, it looks fine for a coffee break game, why not just make it instead of some elaborate scheme of running ads of paid shills pretending to play it to funnel people to something completely different.

>>715145640
more animation than most anime games ngl

>>715145691
Koikatsu make it easy

>>715136743 (OP)
So make the game.

>>715145714
What the fuck

>>715137309
You would be wise to fling yourself into a skyscraper using a palmtree.

>>715145062
Rape is a social construct.

>>715136743 (OP)
This is some serial killer red flag tier shit

>>715136743 (OP)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2348100/YEAH_YOU_WANT_THOSE_GAMES_RIGHT_SO_HERE_YOU_GO_NOW_LETS_SEE_YOU_CLEAR_THEM/

>>715144614
Just go to a shitty javsite, 99% of "uncensored leaked" are actually chink AI decensor versions. I imagine this is about the same quality - bad enough to tell it's not a leak and just edited, good enough to be better than pixelated original

>>715145062
Actually funny yeah

>>715141189
Those are actually a bit of fun. I enjoyed some of them.

>>715145714
I don't remember this from the Oracle Zelda games

>>715145062
what does mammoth pussy feel like?

>>715136743 (OP)
nortubel gameplay

>>715146826
>pussy
That's not what he got.

>>715145640
Ah, so this is what the hagpill is like.

>>715145714
That looked like self defense to me.

I'm so tired of the weird-ass ryona ads on mobile games. There are like a billion match-3 ads where it's just some woman getting hurt, or some bizarre grotesque unhygienic 'medical game' for people who clearly find pimple popping hot. They're all gross and I don't know why Google allows them, part of the reason I don't play any ad-based mobage anymore is because of the weird ass ryona/filth fetish ads

>>715145714
>Australians have entered the thread

>>715147259
>I don't know why Google allows them
all rules have gone out the window for the sake of engagement. there's literal nudity on facebook now. remember when that was considered preposterous?

>>715137551
They grew up watching western porn and their seething hatred and lust have combined, like the other reply you got

>>715138359
While the most likely thing is that they stole the model, there's also the possibility that Ubisoft are letting companies buy the model to use as they see fit. It happened with DmC's Donte.

>>715144221
I can hear Vinny screaming watching this.

>>715147259
It reminds me of the elsagate shit, idk why third worlders are obsessed with pumping out this weirdly violent content

>>715147259
>All these Pokemon clones being hosted on Google's services
>Lawsuit happy Nintendo never once bothers to sue them
I don't get it either

>>715144221
>Sees nasty fungus infested foot.
>"I bet i can lick these clean with my tongue"

>>715148450
oh yeah? Think you can do better? Go download the app and prove me wrong

>>715138805
UK?

>>715145640
>Emmanuel_Macron.webm

>>715148548
never fails to make me kek

>>715148607
uhh... that teacher looks female...

>>715148598
Close. India.

>>715148889
>>715148598
so UK?

>>715138359
outside of jurisdiction probably. if law works, china would collapse instantly due to their patent and IP violations

>>715145714
Where is the part where he levels up and becomes stronger to beat them up?

>>715146826
You can't handle the mamussy

>>715149775
fromslop status: redeemed

>>715149775
Pure unfiltered SAARKINO.

>>715149775
Saar souls, Prepare to redeem edition

>>715149775
No way they will promote it on /v/ when it comes out.
>>715149886
ok Rajeesh
>>715150190
ok Suresh
>>715150243
ok Mahesh

all of these remind of that very old 3d sex education video where girl grows up and puts condom on boys face and kiss

>>715148548
Greek tragedy.

>>715136743 (OP)
fucking kek how do people come up with this retarded shit
the moment I think I've seen everything

>>715150681
gta 6 is also outsourced to pajeets and it's been shilled hard. So yeah, what's the difference, they'll shill both.

>>715136743 (OP)
Is china really that fucking bad that their sociopathy is showing in games?
>CCP had to install safety pins to school crosswalks because there was monthly suicide car terrorism against kids

YOU WANT ME TO PLAY A REAL GAME?

>>715148548
Where's that one twilight zone post based on this ad

>>715151367
how does a level 100 gf look like

>>715151432
he got one at the end

I have used adblock for more than fifteen years now.
I have no exposure to these ads outside of these threads.
Do normies really put up with this shit every day?
Is it actually that bad out there?

>>715137441
correct
t.made guy

>>715151797
zoomers are too scared (or dumb) to use adblockers
they vegetate and watch all those ads when waiting for their youtube video to play

>>715151367
Holy fucking based cunnychad

>>715151797
It's worse.
I install ublock to every boomer pc i get ny hands on

>>715146002
I think he meant the weird sex ones

>>715151367
sequel?

>>715151797
I mostly watch youtube on xbox. yeah it's bad.

>>715145062
Reminds me of Ace Ventura...

>>715145731
One thing I've never understood about most of the scam games that use Koikatsu is why 99% of them are purely static images?
The game engine makes it easy to make all kinds of animations but no, laziness wins them over.

>>715148607
lmao

>>715151981
>>715151981
Not zoomers, boomers. I told my mom I could install adblock on her device, she very aggressively disagreed.

>>715149775
>that ogre dalit
kek

Is no one constructing new bowling alleys? I feel like the people who make bowling animations are the ones making mobile game ads.

>>715151367
>disregard roasties
>acquire cunny gf
this is the Way

>>715144557
Because it would be hard to aim and you would need a few tries to hit the window. If you practiced it would work.

>>715152676
based mom

>>715141601
It'll be really interesting when a program comes out that can automatically uncensor videos.

>>715151367
HOW DO THEY ACQUIRE THESE ASSETS? That little girl is from TERA, a 14 year old MMO.

>>715154313
>I recognise that little girl!
Honestly? I kneel.

>>715149775
I will unironically play it once it comes out. I wish it was set in modern India, so you can plow through motojeets in a truck.

>>715154313
erotic!

>>715154313
>>715154389
>lvl 50 cunnysseur

>>715145714
why are Australians like this?

>>715145062
Life was so much better back then

>>715154313
>recognizing a girl model from an older mmo no one played
Holy cow

>>715149775
>Dark Saars

>>715154313
You can rip just about anything.

>>715145062
We must return to monke

>>715154313
Tism strikes back

>>715154313
Lv.100 CunnyGOD

>>715138171
Ryona.
Welcome home

>>715151367
Disregards thot, cheers up crying girl.
Based crook.

>>715151367
cunny god

>>715136743 (OP)
Why is she killing tomar

>>715145161
Probably, theres plenty of GTS / Macro / Micro VNs but the quality varies drasticly. The gore might be a big turn off for many if thats all you get to do in the game.

>>715150904
>toll: paid

>>715154313
>recognizes cunny from a game that shut down half a decade ago from a few frames

>>715144337
It relies on the thing behind the censorship mosaic never changing. It may work for a window that's being moved around, but not for almost anything else, including OP.

>>715151367
Redpilled ad.

>>715154467
>I wish it was set in modern India
It is

>>715152676
That webm you posted can take up to a whole day non-stop if you're good with animating.
However, scam games are exactly that: Scam shit. Low effort screencaps of basic stuff anybody can do, but people that buy them are lowest of the low 0 IQ brownoids who'd buy them instead of downloading KK and making their own stuff.

Sometimes I wish I could make animations and charge for them; they're not hard to make and I could retire early, but I would never stoop that low.

>>715148435
>idk why weirdly violent people are obsessed with pumping out weirdly violent content
it's a mystery

>>715156408
@Zun @Mods @FBI

HELLO???

>>715150904
Wouldn't be surprised if ishowspeed does this when he gets married.

>>715149775
>>715154743
dalit souls

>>715148435
>>715157146
you guys sound like soccer moms, the reality is likely just the animators not giving a fuck and trying to see what they can get away with for the lulz

>>715152676
M...more...?

>>715156408
those iwara or mmd or whatever the fuck they are called videos are pretty hot ngl

>>715144918
Maybe they saw it too. The monkeys making these ads steal every asset and idea they can.

>>715156363
For some reason swords and sand colored uniforms threw me off, didn't even notice highrise buildings in the background. Imagined it was in times under the British rule still.

>>715144928
This game is actually like that, though

>>715157982
>Imagined it was in times under the British rule still.
It would be cleaner and safer

>>715145640
Always be fucking hagmaxing yeahhhhh

>>715145714
Tekken Tag Tournament 3 lookin' CRAZY

>>715149775
The stupid slow motion hand-through-the-hair Bollywood dodge move is unironic kino

>>715149775
>dung eater gets his own game
kek

>>715156408
Anon this is a sfw board

>>715146826
That wasn't a female mammoth nigga

>>715152676
This is my kind of ad.

>>715157387
remilia isn't meant for cock, she's meant for feeding and being a messy eater.

>>715147259
unrelated but google and youtube has been getting increasing shit. it gets harder and harder to search up stuff when ten years ago you could use the most vague description and google and youtube would immediately pull up the exact video you’re talking about

>>715158761
yea turd worlders flooding the internet with garbage content has been disastrous

>>715152810
The good thing about boomers is that you install shit for them and they won't know how to uninstall it, so they'll complain for a while but then adjust to the lack of ads. Now zoomers or whatever you call the even younger generation, that shit's hilarious, my nephew had fucking fits of anger because I removed the ads from his videos.

>>715137551
>'I must have a grudge against women in general... since I was the child of a mother like that...' Amuro was able to acquire such an audacious understanding of himself after learning words like "mother complex," and as he masturbated he started to find that he was aroused by not only normal pornography but BDSM as well. 'I want to reject female genitalia... even though I like looking at them so much.' He was even able to come up with the theory that his desire to enjoy the erotic, when combined with the urge to forget such impulses, resulted in a new desire to destroy women's bodies.
>However, he was also concerned it might be a dangerous sign that a regular naked woman wasn't enough to sexually arouse him. This was why he absolutely did not want Fraw Bow, a health and wholesome girl, to catch wind of his fetishes. So, he remained very aware that he needed to keep presenting himself as a normal boy to her. However, he hadn't figured out the important question of how exactly he was supposed to do that, which only made him more frustrated.
I trust you understand.

>>715151797
Adblock is nice for browsers, but I haven't heard of anyone who'd use a browser on a phone. They all use apps for various services, the cheapest kind with ads all over them.

>>715159040
Not him but if device wide add blockers didn't require root access you would see it them used all the time.
But that is against google's self interest.
>inb4 iToddlers

>>715158761
Because the executives realized that they make more money with advertising if it takes longer to find what you are looking for.

>>715158761
This is infuriating. I'm half convinced they do it on purpose so that you rely on the AI summary (that will fucking lie to you) instead of actually reading anything.

>>715157541
I like the Miku noneferoero conqueror one.

>>715159040
>>715159228
You can easily install Brave on your phone. It comes with an adblocker.

>>715136743 (OP)
Kek!

>>715158761
I don't know when they stopped using boolean operators but google has been getting shitter ever since. I unironically use Bing now just so my search results aren't 2 pages down under recommended bs.

>>715159040
Even when you pen something in browser I'm not sure if default phone browsers even have adblockers for them. It's a way more locked down ecosystem.

>>715159040
There is Newpipe for youtube. For other apps you can just disable the network connection.

>>715156408
which touhou is this?

>>715159285
The funniest thing about those AIs that appear in the search engines is that all they do is give you a summary, from the summary of Wikipedia or any other page.
Not any kind of analysis, comparisons or checks, just summaries.

>>715159371
That doesn't help with in-app ads.
For home wi-fi you can just use pi-hole without rooting your phone.

>>715158172
If they don't shy away from Bollywood tropes and attempt to come off more Western, it will be great.

>>715159228
There's nothing preventing you from using ad-blocking DNS (e.g. Pihole or dnsforge) on iOS. Works on my ipad. Not having an adblock is inexcusable.

>>715158761
It's by design, they want you to see the most ads possible. It's bad for their business model if you find what you're looking for immediately.

>>715159746
normalfags just don't even know that's a possibility.

>>715159436
Yeah, obviously the average phone user can't figure out how to install a better browser in the first place.

>>715159563
100% this. I think India and 99.99% of this shit from there is retarded. As if the soil just radiates stupidity into the plants, animals, and people. Still, if they didnt chase industry trends, and just made some goofy, janky, bollywood simulator, then I would actually want to play that.

>>715154313
I respect your strength anon

>>715156408
>yukari couldn't find the umbrella right behind her
Too real

>>715154313
>WAIT A MINUTE I RECOGNIZE THAT CUNNY
This is the funniest fucking post of the year so far.

>>715149775
Hand over your shartsoul

>>715154313
I approve of you.

>>715145041
Secret technique only is baldies get to use.

>>715149775
>every area is Blighttown

>>715158950
>turd worlders
Completely unrelated. Indian google CEO ruined the search on purpose to shove in more ads (you will spend more time on the pages scrolling through irrelevant results)
>>715159258
Exactly
>>715159285
>I'm half convinced they do it on purpose
They DO it on purpose

Blame indians. The indian CEO methodically kills gogle for many years now. It all started somewhere in 2019 or so. And he does it on purpose
Read about it here https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-killed-google/

>>715136743 (OP)
When I thought I've seen them all. Where do people find these ads in the first place?

>>715151367
what did they mean by this?

>>715156408
Full video
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6391994&tags=ran_yakumo+3d

>>715160341
Hypercasual games make money by shoving ads between each level, either force you to watch or you can get more in-game currency by doing so.

i really want to play one of those fake games where you have 1 guy and then you shoot a thing and get a bunch of guys while the screen scrolls towards you, you know the ones i mean

>>715152676
God I want to rape Lana so bad.

>>715160331
nigger you have no clue what you're talking about, there's an entire science to making a page as relevant to every single search as possible which has completely destroyed search engines, search engine engineers have been working around this for years but it's not an easy issue, this is why every single search engine, not just google, suffers from poor results, not that you'd know this being a tech inept retard

HNHHHGGHB ahhh there we go

>>715160341
Good question. Recording your screen while using the shittiest apps and hoping to catch something juicy sounds inefficient, there must be a better way.

>>715149775
that hair flick is pure indian shit

>>715149775
>no dung throw

Why is India so utterly disgusting at everything they do, even in those "videogames" they display their krass filthy and unhygienic ways. There isn't even a remote attempt at doing something ok, they're just shitting on it, both literally and figuratively

>>715156408
>oh that’s nice she’s taking her under her guidanc—woah woah WOAH WOAH

>>715160552
Wasn't worth it

>>715151367
He kinda looks like Jean Reno

>>715161103
Really missed opportunity to use poop like pocket sand. Not a true indian experience.

>>715145232
eltorro my beloved

>>715160552
This was absolutely worth it.

>>715160250
Lol

>>715145062
how hard did their holes get destroyed if hes shaking the entire house?

>>715154313
>recognizing this
I kneel.

>>715154313
I kneel

>>715145062
Modernity stole this from us

>>715161915
It's not the same without sound.

>>715149775
assassin's creed toronto edition

Can't find a pic now but the model for Charles was used in Deadly Premonition 2, first time I saw him I started laughing
Is it some kind of stock model?

>>715154313
This'll go to the hall of fame.

>>715158172
smooth af, if Dante or Virgil did it instead of a poo golem v would cum

>>715160630
Anon I know you were born yesterday and never knew what it was like to use google when it worked but what made Google great and made it beat Yahoo was just that it was simple and very efficient.
That it was not necessary to do the same search two or three times.

>>715162514
i do know what that was like because i'm aware of how search engine optimization killed internet search engines
if you're actually old enough to remember that then you clearly are either tech illiterate or you have lead pipes
what's interesting is you could just educate yourself on the topic, but instead you choose to keep doubling down, you'll never grow as a person

>>715162302
take a screencap of the reply with reduced window width so it fits better

>>715149775
>trash everywhere
at least hes true to life

>>715144379
>>715148120

>>715151096
>>715148548
>"Familiarize yourself in this moment of suspension, with Nikki. An effeminate person infatuated with a singular man. Whose eyes are set on a Sisyphean struggle and whose heart lingers on a one-sided romance. To be loved, is a natural state of humanity. For him however, the unfortunate truth is that this state of natural order only exists between man and woman. But as Nikki will soon find out, the Twilight Zone is anything but natural."
>"In the end, a Greek tragedy, characterized in its purest form. Like that of the man who thought he could cheat death, Nikki too tried cheating a romanticist' death. And likewise, in trying to avoid the inevitable, he was merely sentenced to fate even worse; To have what you once had but now desire once more, so close within reach. But always slipping away at the peak, towards the crushing bottom. That is the eternal reminder of one's hubris to be had, in. The Twilight Zone."

>>715144928
>You need to leave!!!!

>>715151367
lmfao

>>715144337
weaksauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDLxFGXuPEc

>>715154313
>I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE tier tism

>>715144760
One of the first ones I've seen that wasn't just funny because of the jank animation.

>>715162452
>if
Dmc3 when vergil is fighting mooks under the rain

>>715144557
It would, they keep money underground exactly because of this.

>>715149276
What, you think this is a game?
This is real life, you are weak and will be beat the fuck up.

>>715163072
Damn, i should watch twilight zone one of these days.
Does it hold up?

>>715164538
Yes. It's genuinely great. One of the best shows ever made.

>>715163048
it's like pottery

>>715149775
miyazaki has some competition in the poison swamp department

>>715149775
>Achievement unlocked: Escape from the Shitty

>>715148120
>One gang is clearly superior to another

>>715164538
I suggest you watch it only after you're done with movies for good. Twilight Zone done every what if story, you wouldn't be impressed by them anymore.

>>715165506
>manages to kick her like 5 feet in one kick
jesus christ she's strong

>>715136743 (OP)
Real games or real life?

>>715165506
giwtwm

>>715165541
Eh, i don't watch many movies anyway
>>715164732
Sounds good

Any weird watch order or remake shenanigans or "goes to shit after S3" i should be aware of?

>>715165506
What the fuck was her problem?

>>715148607
he's not fucking his own biological father

>>715154313
>I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE!
>I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
>I RECOGNIZE THAT LITTLE GIRL MODEL!
I wonder what next /v/ will recognize.

How do you get all this wacky shit? All the ads I get are Royal Match and Duolingo.

>>715166339
>I recognize that bulge!
Do you have the screencap?
I lost mine somewhere.

>>715145714
This is exactly what kangaroos do to dogs, it's so sad.

>>715144221
Least clean foot footfags want to lick

>>715166774
He's literally me

>>715166774
Fart or queef? This is very important.

>>715154313
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>715154313
the pedo equivalent of the gay blowjob

>>715154313
>I RECOGNIZE THIS CUNNY

>>715167205
Thanks.

>>715149775
>beating poos in pooland

>>715167205
so that's what the dick in that banner is from

>>715167205
>2007
This feels like an eternity now...

>>715166148
Slut parasite was too cocky and talked back

>>715154313
>HEY! I RECOGNIZE THAT LOLI!

>>715150904
Hyperthyroidism Brother why

>>715154313
The weakest lolicon

>>715154313
>I recognize that cunny

>>715154313
Impressive.

>>715167565
people born when that post was made can post hre now

>>715154313
I recognized her too lol

>>715154313
Why does this have 30 replies

>>715168767
c-word

>>715145308
FRANKIE FRANKIE FRANKIE
God I want a feral girl to use me solely for the purpose of procreation

>>715154313
>a 14 year old MMO

>>715154313
put me in the reddit screencap

>>715154313
Never change /v/

>>715154313
Level 35 Cunny Respector.

And just like that the thread is dead because of "le epic reply chain XD".

>>715149775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTf2QsvOMUA

>>715136743 (OP)
I wanna play this

>>715136743 (OP)
Holy kino!

>>715154313
my tism is clearly no match, i concede

>>715152676
You just know her husband fucks lana each moment he can

>>715154313
>a 14 year old
Out of 10!

>>715155345
Why did Tomar trap her in a bottle?

>Everyone condemns these ads for culture rot
>Nothing actually done about it

>>715152676
>slopkatsu
They didn't even bother changing the disgusting default shaders.

>>715170758
Clearly not everyone.
Hell, I don't even see ads.

>>715170356
I forgot how wild older animation used to be.

>>715145714
> Hahaha we got him!
> Alright gang, on three, let's pee on him!
> 1... 2..... 3!!!!!

>>715154313
>I recognize that bulge
amazing, anon
>TERA
thats the one with the elin race, right?

>>715154313
this is why we keep you around, anon, good work

>>715164491
>This is real life
Pretty sure the chances of a bunch of level 40 kangaroos beating me up are very low given that I don't live in Australia.

>>715171586
Where do you live though?

>>715154313
>a 14 year old
dropped

a weapon to surpass metal gear...

>>715171586
There are Kangaroos in the UK, but only lv10s.

>>715168391
When i first read your post, i thought, no wait, that's impossible, then i checked it out, damn.

>>715145714
still not as bad as the one where they exclusively cock and ball torture him before pissing on him

>>715148548
I remember playing this game with my gf like 10 years ago, it was pretty good actually

>>715171718
Not going to tell. Don't need some anon sending kangaroos here.

>>715154313
I hope one day to be this much of a cunnysseur

>>715171212
>100 levels from killing a level 10 enemy

>>715145153
Frank doesn't even have to try to beat Charles

>>715172030
>fires the WHOLE fucking shell

>>715145062
>caveman
>log cabin

>>715173156
That’s 65% more bullet per bullet

>>715145714
This is what kangaroo Jack should’ve been

>>715145232
>the halloween present
every time

>>715154313
holy shit anon

>>715137309
Why is he placing money back in the bank??

>>715172030
Post the actual video instead of a screencap

>>715148435
they live in hyperviolent dystopias so it's normal to them. Have you ever sat down and read a faery tale that hasn't been filtered through 19th-20th century rewrites? They're filled with psycho shit like graphic descriptions of cannibalism and rape. Because that's just the world those people lived in so they didn't second-guess it.

Some pretty funny ads ITT. Anyway, nightmare cops better be the best game of all time with how long it has taken those guys.

>>715144925
That's how mafia works

>>715136743 (OP)
Elsagate, Elsagate never changes

Do gacha fags really?

>>715174017
Reminds me of the ad where they give a plain wolf experience and it turns into a busty anthro wolf

>>715174017
That slut is everywhere

>>715154313
LV99 loligod...

>>715141189
The one time I actually laughed at an overly long Japanese title

>>715154313
I kneel.

>>715172795
100 levels from refusing a GF
I'd say that's a fair trade

>>715154313
>lv100 cunny boss
This is how mafia works.

>>715170986
>that is a sexy little girl
>t. Walt Disney, circa 1966

>>715136743 (OP)
I miss when mobile games were for women and not multi billion dollar third worlder daycare lamo

>>715173291
Fuck I was gonna post that.

>>715154313
sometimes, /v/ still steps up to the plate and delivers a home run

>>715170356

girl name

>>715137551
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on /tv/

>>715148548
>sorry I’m Gay
The irony

>>715154313
Absolutely based.

>>715154313
My knees are bending on their own!

>>715154313
>>715154741
A shitload of us did play when it was going through the closed beta. That being said I never even knew this model existed lmao.

>>715175067
Anne Marie Don't check the history of her voice actress

>>715165506
loli on loli violence should be prevented, lolis have no sense of defeat so they will keep fighting until they die or fall unconscious.

>>715136743 (OP)
I can make a game like this but I don't know how to find a competent artist/animator who won't suck my bank account dry with fees

>>715138359
Because Ubisoft has completely forgotten that Splinter Cell existed.

>>715175323
>spoiler
I'm going to guess it's the same girl from Land Before Time

Okay but we can ALL AGREE that Charles > Frank
right?

Don't google furry mobile ads. Its..... horrifying.

>>715174638
Ah. Another non gentle lie.

>>715149775
Ah so this is the famed "indian wukong moment"

>>715149775
>the pose after dodging the boss attack
Okay this may be SAAR kino

>>715145714
Is this one of those PirateSoftware game?

>>715145232
Why are TF2 tards like this?

>>715154313
>GUYS I RECONGNIZE THIS LOLI
God fucking damnit never change /v/

>>715176036
sovlful? high test.

>>715169765
>>715170356
>>715175323
>War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
Is Don Bluth a massive Russiaboo? Everything he's done has something referencing them: Anastasia, An Americal Tail...etc.

>>715175772
no...

>>715175323
OOOOOUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

>>715176230
I could have saved her

>>715165506
brats get lariats

>>715176585
>Doesn't crush her into a mountain
lame

>>715162842
i did my phonefag best

>>715176780
Videl is just that strong

>>715176585
>10' tall blonde, shirtless ultrachad beats the shit out of you
how sopping wet were her panties

>>715176837
considering her actual boyfriend ends up killing him..

>>715166339
Honestly this >>715154313 isn't as impressive in comparison to >>715167205 because 2025 internet has a lot of resources for cunny and most of us are straight (uhh... r-right?) so it isn't hard to find that out.
Meanwhile in the 2007 trap one and the 2013 blowjob one you had to go out of your way to be knowledgeable in fag shit to identify them.
https://imgur.com/gallery/4chan-i-recognize-that-trilogy-s9yDSPc

>>715145062
zoomers and feminists stole this from us

>>715176837
uh

>>715173096
This is another reason Frank will never beat Charles.
Charles repeatedly throws himself from the top so he can build himself back up again, each time with more daring schemes than the last.
Frank takes the easy route every time

>>715176837
Like ur mum lmao

>>715176901
i haven't watched that movie in forever doesn't it take all of them working together to kill him
probably just made her love him even more

>>715176970
he's bald and bearmode so she probably only had a half chub there

>>715156408
Taka please. Where is that Nanjamo video...

I bet grok could make this slop easily

>>715176824
Spopovich trained her body well.

>>715154313

Someone please screecap this shit I'm at work.

>>715172352
*sigh*
Post it.

>>715176970
This fight was a sexual awakening for me and my desire to see women beaten up will never abate.

>>715154313
Put me in the screencap please

>>715175730
>Charles = Frank
ftfy

>>715176916
Of course it doesn't compare, but it's still quite a phenomenon to behold

>>715177008
>Wolf game
GOTY

>>715154313
How the fuck

>>715154313
Tera was kino.

>>715149775
>channel is called ZASAAR
come the fuck on

>>715154313
cunnymaster... I kneel....

>>715177050
>b-but it's too easy! it's cheating!
Charlcel tears

>>715173665
>Why is he placing money back in the bank??
don't you keep all your money in the bank?

>>715154313
>Only proof that TERA even exists is the 14 year old loli being used in a mobile slop mafia city ad where a man lures her with candy to fuck her brains out.

I'm crying so hard bros the laughter can't stop

>>715154313
Include me in the screenscap

I'm still not sure if China, India, or both are the ones churning out these unhinged mobile ads.

>>715177692
I uninstalled because a fantasy peasant told me "this isn't my first time at the rodeo."

>>715176893
Assuming the only way to the gold is through the mouth, you would need to pull out all three rods to reach it, so unless I'm missing something, this puzzle is mathematically unsolvable with 2 moves.

I dont wanna be in the cap

>>715154313
lv 100 Cunny Boss
That's how 4chan works

>>715144379
Charles seems like he'll take your rejection as a personal slight and do something very sadistic to teach you a lesson

>>715145714
do you have the one where a snake jumps up its ass

>>715145308
>loyal beast girl who would break your pelvis
vs
>succuslut who would steal your lifeforce and cheat on you within 15 minutes

Every single webm posted in this thread has been created in india, I can smell it.

>>715178287
based Bharat

I'm surprised nobody posted the Sonic ad yet

>>715178029
maybe it wasn't. how do you know what fantasy peasants do in their spare time?

>>715154313
put me in the screencappyno along with all these cunnyGODS

>>715178049
t. iq <155

>>715178463
I'm pretty sure that was not an ad.

>>715144557
trees collude with cops

Do not put him in the screenshot

>>715154313
Funny yet based

>>715168767
It surpassed the reply threshold
Once a post gets enough replies, other people will likely reply just to be part of it

>>715145861
I kekd

>>715154313
I don't want to be a party pooper, but recognizing a npc from a game you played isn't really that amazing, why is everyone overrating?

>>715178049
Just pull out the top rod, stick a straw in the hole left from it and slurp in all coins along with water

>>715160552
I have mixed feelings on the matter.

>>715178824
it is kinda impressive given that Tera is old af by now, nobody cares about story in MMOs and she stars in 2 quests.

>>715178824
Because it's kind of like that "I recognize that bulge" bit, but instead of a penis it's a little girl which makes it amusing

>>715169765
>>715170356
>>715175323
>>715176380

>>715176130
Cute Megumin spotted!

>>715176130
>eva STILL getting entire walls dedicated to it
Jesus christ the japs are so fucking obsessed with that shitty ass show

>>715179580
probably around the time of the 3.0 movie.

>>715154313
CUNNY
GOD

>>715177550
>mafia city has raytracing
can my 4070 run it?

>>715137551
It's working. It's engagement bait and you are interested in their purposeful failure. Propaganda success

>>715178669
Kek

>>715144221
im going to vomit

>>715181698
>extremely low test

>>715179351
Redundant, all megumins are cute

>>715154313
This is why I keep coming back here.

>>715159947
Bollywood is quite literally the only good thing to ever come out of india.

>>715154313
all those (You)s are well deserved, Good Job!

>>715165687
Yeah no shit how else would she be a criminal gang leader at 10

>>715165506
this shit i used to see it all the time in /gif/ china threads, even worse since the harassed girl ends up committing suicide many times, this shit happens so often, women in their cunny age are at their peak of evilness

>>715159029
Wtf, I don't remember this from Gundam
Is this from the novel?!

>>715144557
You would smash headfirst into a window and die
bring a helmet and it will work

>>715176893
Pretty sure you only need one move. Pull out the middle one and fucking run as the steam pressure causes the entire thing to explode violently.

>>715176893
Remove the left pin to let the lava flow through the mouth, remove the lower right pin to let water harden the lava outside the mouth, remove the final pin to let gold safely flow out of the mouth.

my IQ is of 200 fyi

>>715184709
>You have only 2 moves

How come these companies double down even though everyone commenting on their ads are telling them what shitheads who need to die in a fire are?

>>715184789
That's only for low iq retards, people with high IQs get unlimited moves.

>>715178485
We weren't even at a rodeo when he said this, my man.

>>715154313
>I recognize that little girl from that obscure ass game nobody's heard of!
Get fucking help, anon.

>>715184731
Hahahahaha how the fuck are flash grenades real hahahaha like nigga close your eyes haha

>>715185269
>TERA
>nobody's heard of
Come on now

>>715147259
Sounds like the Elsagate niggers have moved into advertising.

>>715174052
this one is blatantly edited so its much less funny

>>715186239
You mean more funny.

>>715144379
>Frank threatens you
>charles advises you

Frank fags Kys

>>715145714
>"bro hop on fightcade"

>>715154313
>I recognize that cunny!
Based beyond belief

>>715149775
games you can smell

>>715149775
This kind of reminds me of The Last Ninja in how you play a swordfighter in an otherwise contemporary setting.

>>715149775
lies of poo

>>715149775
Train will be the endgame superboss

>>715136743 (OP)
Somebody post the pissing girl statue and the frog

>>715188359
That would actually be funny.

>>715188089
lmao

>>715178824

Anon I played WoW for ten years and I wouldn't recognize a single non story relevant NPC on sight, let alone remember them well enough to find a picture of them. Or the even more hilarious possibility, have a picture of them saved on my PC.

>>715149775
>bloody basterd bitch : prepare to do the needful edition

>>715154313
Holy shit

>>715144928
I worked on this "game" and it made over 5 mil revenue for the publisher lol.. first version took about a month to create once the ad passed the publicity tests by a *lot* (with these type of games its ad first game later)

>>715154313
Based

>>715154313
>I recognize that loli from an dead MMO that lost relevance a decade ago!
Sometimes this board is alright

>>715154313
All the way down to the name, anon knew his cunny.

>>715188089
It's the obvious jokes that nobody else has made that really get me.

>>715154313
>I remember that specific child NPC

>>715185269
newfag

>>715154313
CUNNY GODS...

>>715177949
theres a skyrim mod based on a race from it

>>715147259
anon i'm gonna let you in on a secret here: those ads are like that to get women to click on them

>>715177008
Why the fuck does he suddenly become Amaterasu at the end?

>>715154313
Well done anon, you won 4chan. You can finally leave this site if you so desire