I wish the games from mobile ads were real
why is nu kratos like this, I thought he wanted to be a better man
all these tryhards can't compete with mafia kino
I A m Th e L ea ST M e d i c Ated M OST m e D I T ATED p e R s o N I A m Th e L ea ST M e d i c Ated M OST m e D I T ATED p e R s o N I A m Th e L ea ST M e d i c Ated M OST m e D I T ATED p e R s o N
>>715137309That's how mafia works
>>715136743 (OP)Why are thirdie minds like this
>>715137309That's how mafia works
>>715137551sex and violence are the two basic forms that we as humans can interact with another person even beyond language
>>715136743 (OP)how is this fetish called?
>>715137309How did these mfs never get sued by Ubisoft for using the Sam fisher model from double agent for all their ads.
>>715137309Yeah thats what i woulda did
>>715138359The countries these are made in can't prosecute all the rape let alone care about international IP law.
>>715136743 (OP)And I wish that the emails from Nigerian princes were legit but we live in a world of lies and everyone is willing to lie to you if you have something they want.
closest you have is "YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!" and it's sequels
>>715138359They are not making much money doing this that you'll probably lose money trying to sue them, even if you can win 100% and take all of their revenue
Baiting people to play shitty games aren't lucrative to us, but to third worlders with shitty economy, it's a goldmine
>>715136743 (OP)i need to see that pussy now
https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/its-easier-ever-de-censor-videos
>>715136893looks like geralt to me
>>715141601you stupid retard, its pixilated by design because its not real and only exists to be a webm
>>715138359you know realize that almost every one of those ads steal art or models. Especially the porn ads
>>715136743 (OP)Why are Indians like this?
>>715143878because whites spend money on it
>>715143750It's real, retard
It only works on video though, because the way it works is that when shit moves the pixels change colors so you can gather data and end up being able to make something decently accurate out of it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acKYYwcxpGk
>game has branching paths
>>715137309Why wouldn't this work?
>>715136743 (OP)I think some of them do get made into actual games by indie devs. The problem is that as good as the ad seem t o be the actual game isn't fun beyond 1^0 or 20 minutes before you uninstall it. And it being an actual game and not a scam it doesn't generate any money and dies shortly after release.
>>715144337Now post what it does to JAVs.
>>715144557In real life you would be stopped by the window and your body would slide down slowly in cartoonish fashion.
>>715144557because you would fucking die
>>715144379considering I know about 6 people who look like frank and they are the most chill kind people, I'm going to go with frank on this one. charles is probably a closeted homo.
It's disturbing how close to some giantess porn I've seen this is
I wish URU had kept making realistic watercolor stuff instead of shitty 500-part cockvore doujins
>>715144760Why is he deliberately looking at his cock in the first place?
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>>715144337the webm in the OP kiddo
>>715138359You can't sue a literal piece of shit. These companies can always dissolve and reform if they're in trouble.
>>715137309Classic Charles. This is why he runs rings around Frank
>>715136743 (OP)Would a WEG like this do well?
>>715144379The harder choice
>>715137309that's how mafia works
>>715137309feature length kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDbPydSLGk
>>715145161Probably. It's always the most fucked up ones that get talked about a lot.
I'd play that autoscroller shootemup that's on a bridge, you know the one.
>>715145062This is what gamers want
Fund it
>>715137309Muffuggin' Tarzan Boy n' shieet nigga
>>715145472Yeah, it looks fine for a coffee break game, why not just make it instead of some elaborate scheme of running ads of paid shills pretending to play it to funnel people to something completely different.
>>715145640more animation than most anime games ngl
>>715145691Koikatsu make it easy
>>715136743 (OP)So make the game.
>>715137309You would be wise to fling yourself into a skyscraper using a palmtree.
>>715145062Rape is a social construct.
>>715136743 (OP)This is some serial killer red flag tier shit
>>715136743 (OP)https://store.steampowered.com/app/2348100/YEAH_YOU_WANT_THOSE_GAMES_RIGHT_SO_HERE_YOU_GO_NOW_LETS_SEE_YOU_CLEAR_THEM/
>>715144614Just go to a shitty javsite, 99% of "uncensored leaked" are actually chink AI decensor versions. I imagine this is about the same quality - bad enough to tell it's not a leak and just edited, good enough to be better than pixelated original
>>715145062Actually funny yeah
>>715141189Those are actually a bit of fun. I enjoyed some of them.
>>715145714I don't remember this from the Oracle Zelda games
>>715145062what does mammoth pussy feel like?
>>715136743 (OP)nortubel gameplay
>>715146826>pussyThat's not what he got.
>>715145640Ah, so this is what the hagpill is like.
>>715145714That looked like self defense to me.
I'm so tired of the weird-ass ryona ads on mobile games. There are like a billion match-3 ads where it's just some woman getting hurt, or some bizarre grotesque unhygienic 'medical game' for people who clearly find pimple popping hot. They're all gross and I don't know why Google allows them, part of the reason I don't play any ad-based mobage anymore is because of the weird ass ryona/filth fetish ads
>>715145714>Australians have entered the thread
>>715147259>I don't know why Google allows themall rules have gone out the window for the sake of engagement. there's literal nudity on facebook now. remember when that was considered preposterous?
>>715137551They grew up watching western porn and their seething hatred and lust have combined, like the other reply you got
>>715138359While the most likely thing is that they stole the model, there's also the possibility that Ubisoft are letting companies buy the model to use as they see fit. It happened with DmC's Donte.
>>715144221I can hear Vinny screaming watching this.
>>715147259It reminds me of the elsagate shit, idk why third worlders are obsessed with pumping out this weirdly violent content
>>715147259>All these Pokemon clones being hosted on Google's services>Lawsuit happy Nintendo never once bothers to sue themI don't get it either
>>715144221>Sees nasty fungus infested foot.>"I bet i can lick these clean with my tongue"
>>715148450oh yeah? Think you can do better? Go download the app and prove me wrong
>>715145640>Emmanuel_Macron.webm
>>715148548never fails to make me kek
>>715148607uhh... that teacher looks female...
>>715138359outside of jurisdiction probably. if law works, china would collapse instantly due to their patent and IP violations
>>715145714Where is the part where he levels up and becomes stronger to beat them up?
>>715146826You can't handle the mamussy
>>715149775fromslop status: redeemed
>>715149775Pure unfiltered SAARKINO.
>>715149775Saar souls, Prepare to redeem edition
>>715149775No way they will promote it on /v/ when it comes out.
>>715149886ok Rajeesh
>>715150190ok Suresh
>>715150243ok Mahesh
all of these remind of that very old 3d sex education video where girl grows up and puts condom on boys face and kiss
>>715148548Greek tragedy.
>>715136743 (OP)fucking kek how do people come up with this retarded shit
the moment I think I've seen everything
>>715150681gta 6 is also outsourced to pajeets and it's been shilled hard. So yeah, what's the difference, they'll shill both.
>>715136743 (OP)Is china really that fucking bad that their sociopathy is showing in games?
>CCP had to install safety pins to school crosswalks because there was monthly suicide car terrorism against kids
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YOU WANT ME TO PLAY A REAL GAME?
>>715148548Where's that one twilight zone post based on this ad
>>715151367how does a level 100 gf look like
>>715151432he got one at the end
I have used adblock for more than fifteen years now.
I have no exposure to these ads outside of these threads.
Do normies really put up with this shit every day?
Is it actually that bad out there?
>>715137441correct
t.made guy
>>715151797zoomers are too scared (or dumb) to use adblockers
they vegetate and watch all those ads when waiting for their youtube video to play
>>715151367Holy fucking based cunnychad
>>715151797It's worse.
I install ublock to every boomer pc i get ny hands on
>>715146002I think he meant the weird sex ones
>>715151797I mostly watch youtube on xbox. yeah it's bad.
>>715145062Reminds me of Ace Ventura...
>>715145731One thing I've never understood about most of the scam games that use Koikatsu is why 99% of them are purely static images?
The game engine makes it easy to make all kinds of animations but no, laziness wins them over.
>>715151981>>715151981Not zoomers, boomers. I told my mom I could install adblock on her device, she very aggressively disagreed.
>>715149775>that ogre dalitkek
Is no one constructing new bowling alleys? I feel like the people who make bowling animations are the ones making mobile game ads.
>>715151367>disregard roasties>acquire cunny gfthis is the Way
>>715144557Because it would be hard to aim and you would need a few tries to hit the window. If you practiced it would work.
>>715141601It'll be really interesting when a program comes out that can automatically uncensor videos.
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>>715151367HOW DO THEY ACQUIRE THESE ASSETS? That little girl is from TERA, a 14 year old MMO.
>>715154313>I recognise that little girl!Honestly? I kneel.
>>715149775I will unironically play it once it comes out. I wish it was set in modern India, so you can plow through motojeets in a truck.
>>715145714why are Australians like this?
>>715145062Life was so much better back then
>>715154313>recognizing a girl model from an older mmo no one playedHoly cow
>>715154313You can rip just about anything.
>>715145062We must return to monke
>>715154313Tism strikes back
>>715154313Lv.100 CunnyGOD
>>715138171Ryona.
Welcome home
>>715151367Disregards thot, cheers up crying girl.
Based crook.
>>715136743 (OP)Why is she killing tomar
>>715145161Probably, theres plenty of GTS / Macro / Micro VNs but the quality varies drasticly. The gore might be a big turn off for many if thats all you get to do in the game.
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>>715154313>recognizes cunny from a game that shut down half a decade ago from a few frames
>>715144337It relies on the thing behind the censorship mosaic never changing. It may work for a window that's being moved around, but not for almost anything else, including OP.
>>715154467>I wish it was set in modern IndiaIt is
>>715152676That webm you posted can take up to a whole day non-stop if you're good with animating.
However, scam games are exactly that: Scam shit. Low effort screencaps of basic stuff anybody can do, but people that buy them are lowest of the low 0 IQ brownoids who'd buy them instead of downloading KK and making their own stuff.
Sometimes I wish I could make animations and charge for them; they're not hard to make and I could retire early, but I would never stoop that low.
>>715148435>idk why weirdly violent people are obsessed with pumping out weirdly violent contentit's a mystery
>>715156408@Zun @Mods @FBI
HELLO???
>>715150904Wouldn't be surprised if ishowspeed does this when he gets married.
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>>715148435>>715157146you guys sound like soccer moms, the reality is likely just the animators not giving a fuck and trying to see what they can get away with for the lulz
>>715156408those iwara or mmd or whatever the fuck they are called videos are pretty hot ngl
>>715144918Maybe they saw it too. The monkeys making these ads steal every asset and idea they can.
>>715156363For some reason swords and sand colored uniforms threw me off, didn't even notice highrise buildings in the background. Imagined it was in times under the British rule still.
>>715144928This game is actually like that, though
>>715157982>Imagined it was in times under the British rule still.It would be cleaner and safer
>>715145640Always be fucking hagmaxing yeahhhhh
>>715145714Tekken Tag Tournament 3 lookin' CRAZY
>>715149775The stupid slow motion hand-through-the-hair Bollywood dodge move is unironic kino
>>715149775>dung eater gets his own gamekek
>>715156408Anon this is a sfw board
>>715146826That wasn't a female mammoth nigga
>>715152676This is my kind of ad.
>>715157387remilia isn't meant for cock, she's meant for feeding and being a messy eater.
>>715147259unrelated but google and youtube has been getting increasing shit. it gets harder and harder to search up stuff when ten years ago you could use the most vague description and google and youtube would immediately pull up the exact video you’re talking about
>>715158761yea turd worlders flooding the internet with garbage content has been disastrous
>>715152810The good thing about boomers is that you install shit for them and they won't know how to uninstall it, so they'll complain for a while but then adjust to the lack of ads. Now zoomers or whatever you call the even younger generation, that shit's hilarious, my nephew had fucking fits of anger because I removed the ads from his videos.
>>715137551>'I must have a grudge against women in general... since I was the child of a mother like that...' Amuro was able to acquire such an audacious understanding of himself after learning words like "mother complex," and as he masturbated he started to find that he was aroused by not only normal pornography but BDSM as well. 'I want to reject female genitalia... even though I like looking at them so much.' He was even able to come up with the theory that his desire to enjoy the erotic, when combined with the urge to forget such impulses, resulted in a new desire to destroy women's bodies.>However, he was also concerned it might be a dangerous sign that a regular naked woman wasn't enough to sexually arouse him. This was why he absolutely did not want Fraw Bow, a health and wholesome girl, to catch wind of his fetishes. So, he remained very aware that he needed to keep presenting himself as a normal boy to her. However, he hadn't figured out the important question of how exactly he was supposed to do that, which only made him more frustrated.I trust you understand.
>>715151797Adblock is nice for browsers, but I haven't heard of anyone who'd use a browser on a phone. They all use apps for various services, the cheapest kind with ads all over them.
>>715159040Not him but if device wide add blockers didn't require root access you would see it them used all the time.
But that is against google's self interest.
>inb4 iToddlers
>>715158761Because the executives realized that they make more money with advertising if it takes longer to find what you are looking for.
>>715158761This is infuriating. I'm half convinced they do it on purpose so that you rely on the AI summary (that will fucking lie to you) instead of actually reading anything.
>>715157541I like the Miku noneferoero conqueror one.
>>715159040>>715159228You can easily install Brave on your phone. It comes with an adblocker.
>>715158761I don't know when they stopped using boolean operators but google has been getting shitter ever since. I unironically use Bing now just so my search results aren't 2 pages down under recommended bs.
>>715159040Even when you pen something in browser I'm not sure if default phone browsers even have adblockers for them. It's a way more locked down ecosystem.
>>715159040There is Newpipe for youtube. For other apps you can just disable the network connection.
>>715156408which touhou is this?
>>715159285The funniest thing about those AIs that appear in the search engines is that all they do is give you a summary, from the summary of Wikipedia or any other page.
Not any kind of analysis, comparisons or checks, just summaries.
>>715159371That doesn't help with in-app ads.
For home wi-fi you can just use pi-hole without rooting your phone.
>>715158172If they don't shy away from Bollywood tropes and attempt to come off more Western, it will be great.
>>715159228There's nothing preventing you from using ad-blocking DNS (e.g. Pihole or dnsforge) on iOS. Works on my ipad. Not having an adblock is inexcusable.
>>715158761It's by design, they want you to see the most ads possible. It's bad for their business model if you find what you're looking for immediately.
>>715159746normalfags just don't even know that's a possibility.
>>715159436Yeah, obviously the average phone user can't figure out how to install a better browser in the first place.
>>715159563100% this. I think India and 99.99% of this shit from there is retarded. As if the soil just radiates stupidity into the plants, animals, and people. Still, if they didnt chase industry trends, and just made some goofy, janky, bollywood simulator, then I would actually want to play that.
>>715154313I respect your strength anon
>>715156408>yukari couldn't find the umbrella right behind herToo real
>>715154313>WAIT A MINUTE I RECOGNIZE THAT CUNNY This is the funniest fucking post of the year so far.
>>715149775Hand over your shartsoul
>>715154313I approve of you.
>>715145041Secret technique only is baldies get to use.
>>715149775>every area is Blighttown
>>715158950>turd worldersCompletely unrelated. Indian google CEO ruined the search on purpose to shove in more ads (you will spend more time on the pages scrolling through irrelevant results)
>>715159258Exactly
>>715159285>I'm half convinced they do it on purposeThey DO it on purpose
Blame indians. The indian CEO methodically kills gogle for many years now. It all started somewhere in 2019 or so. And he does it on purpose
Read about it here https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-killed-google/
>>715136743 (OP)When I thought I've seen them all. Where do people find these ads in the first place?
>>715151367what did they mean by this?
>>715156408Full video
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6391994&tags=ran_yakumo+3d
>>715160341Hypercasual games make money by shoving ads between each level, either force you to watch or you can get more in-game currency by doing so.
i really want to play one of those fake games where you have 1 guy and then you shoot a thing and get a bunch of guys while the screen scrolls towards you, you know the ones i mean
>>715152676God I want to rape Lana so bad.
>>715160331nigger you have no clue what you're talking about, there's an entire science to making a page as relevant to every single search as possible which has completely destroyed search engines, search engine engineers have been working around this for years but it's not an easy issue, this is why every single search engine, not just google, suffers from poor results, not that you'd know this being a tech inept retard
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>>715160341Good question. Recording your screen while using the shittiest apps and hoping to catch something juicy sounds inefficient, there must be a better way.
>>715149775that hair flick is pure indian shit
>>715149775>no dung throw
Why is India so utterly disgusting at everything they do, even in those "videogames" they display their krass filthy and unhygienic ways. There isn't even a remote attempt at doing something ok, they're just shitting on it, both literally and figuratively
>>715156408>oh that’s nice she’s taking her under her guidanc—woah woah WOAH WOAH
>>715160552Wasn't worth it
>>715151367He kinda looks like Jean Reno
>>715161103Really missed opportunity to use poop like pocket sand. Not a true indian experience.
>>715145232eltorro my beloved
>>715160552This was absolutely worth it.
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>>715145062how hard did their holes get destroyed if hes shaking the entire house?
>>715154313>recognizing thisI kneel.
>>715145062Modernity stole this from us
>>715161915It's not the same without sound.
>>715149775assassin's creed toronto edition
Can't find a pic now but the model for Charles was used in Deadly Premonition 2, first time I saw him I started laughing
Is it some kind of stock model?
>>715154313This'll go to the hall of fame.
>>715158172smooth af, if Dante or Virgil did it instead of a poo golem v would cum
>>715160630Anon I know you were born yesterday and never knew what it was like to use google when it worked but what made Google great and made it beat Yahoo was just that it was simple and very efficient.
That it was not necessary to do the same search two or three times.
>>715162514i do know what that was like because i'm aware of how search engine optimization killed internet search engines
if you're actually old enough to remember that then you clearly are either tech illiterate or you have lead pipes
what's interesting is you could just educate yourself on the topic, but instead you choose to keep doubling down, you'll never grow as a person
>>715162302take a screencap of the reply with reduced window width so it fits better
>>715149775>trash everywhereat least hes true to life
>>715151096>>715148548>"Familiarize yourself in this moment of suspension, with Nikki. An effeminate person infatuated with a singular man. Whose eyes are set on a Sisyphean struggle and whose heart lingers on a one-sided romance. To be loved, is a natural state of humanity. For him however, the unfortunate truth is that this state of natural order only exists between man and woman. But as Nikki will soon find out, the Twilight Zone is anything but natural.">"In the end, a Greek tragedy, characterized in its purest form. Like that of the man who thought he could cheat death, Nikki too tried cheating a romanticist' death. And likewise, in trying to avoid the inevitable, he was merely sentenced to fate even worse; To have what you once had but now desire once more, so close within reach. But always slipping away at the peak, towards the crushing bottom. That is the eternal reminder of one's hubris to be had, in. The Twilight Zone."
>>715144928>You need to leave!!!!
>>715144337weaksauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDLxFGXuPEc
>>715154313>I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE tier tism
>>715144760One of the first ones I've seen that wasn't just funny because of the jank animation.
>>715162452>ifDmc3 when vergil is fighting mooks under the rain
>>715144557It would, they keep money underground exactly because of this.
>>715149276What, you think this is a game?
This is real life, you are weak and will be beat the fuck up.
>>715163072Damn, i should watch twilight zone one of these days.
Does it hold up?
>>715164538Yes. It's genuinely great. One of the best shows ever made.
>>715163048it's like pottery
>>715149775miyazaki has some competition in the poison swamp department
>>715149775>Achievement unlocked: Escape from the Shitty
>>715148120>One gang is clearly superior to another
>>715164538I suggest you watch it only after you're done with movies for good. Twilight Zone done every what if story, you wouldn't be impressed by them anymore.
>>715165506>manages to kick her like 5 feet in one kickjesus christ she's strong
>>715136743 (OP)Real games or real life?
>>715165541Eh, i don't watch many movies anyway
>>715164732Sounds good
Any weird watch order or remake shenanigans or "goes to shit after S3" i should be aware of?
>>715165506What the fuck was her problem?
>>715148607he's not fucking his own biological father
>>715154313>I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE!>I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!>I RECOGNIZE THAT LITTLE GIRL MODEL!I wonder what next /v/ will recognize.
How do you get all this wacky shit? All the ads I get are Royal Match and Duolingo.
>>715166339>I recognize that bulge!Do you have the screencap?
I lost mine somewhere.
>>715145714This is exactly what kangaroos do to dogs, it's so sad.
>>715144221Least clean foot footfags want to lick
>>715166774He's literally me
>>715166774Fart or queef? This is very important.
>>715154313Is it possible to learn this power?
>>715154313the pedo equivalent of the gay blowjob
>>715154313>I RECOGNIZE THIS CUNNY
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>>715149775>beating poos in pooland
>>715167205so that's what the dick in that banner is from
>>715167205>2007This feels like an eternity now...
>>715166148Slut parasite was too cocky and talked back
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>>715154313>HEY! I RECOGNIZE THAT LOLI!
>>715150904Hyperthyroidism Brother why
>>715154313The weakest lolicon
>>715154313>I recognize that cunny
>>715167565people born when that post was made can post hre now
>>715154313I recognized her too lol
>>715154313Why does this have 30 replies
>>715145308FRANKIE FRANKIE FRANKIE
God I want a feral girl to use me solely for the purpose of procreation
>>715154313>a 14 year old MMO
>>715154313put me in the reddit screencap
>>715154313Never change /v/
>>715154313Level 35 Cunny Respector.
And just like that the thread is dead because of "le epic reply chain XD".
>>715149775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTf2QsvOMUA
>>715136743 (OP)I wanna play this
>>715154313my tism is clearly no match, i concede
>>715152676You just know her husband fucks lana each moment he can
>>715154313>a 14 year oldOut of 10!
>>715155345Why did Tomar trap her in a bottle?
>Everyone condemns these ads for culture rot
>Nothing actually done about it
>>715152676>slopkatsuThey didn't even bother changing the disgusting default shaders.
>>715170758Clearly not everyone.
Hell, I don't even see ads.
>>715170356I forgot how wild older animation used to be.
>>715145714> Hahaha we got him!> Alright gang, on three, let's pee on him!> 1... 2..... 3!!!!!
>>715154313>I recognize that bulgeamazing, anon
>TERAthats the one with the elin race, right?
>>715154313this is why we keep you around, anon, good work
>>715164491>This is real lifePretty sure the chances of a bunch of level 40 kangaroos beating me up are very low given that I don't live in Australia.
>>715171586Where do you live though?
>>715154313>a 14 year olddropped
a weapon to surpass metal gear...
>>715171586There are Kangaroos in the UK, but only lv10s.
>>715168391When i first read your post, i thought, no wait, that's impossible, then i checked it out, damn.
>>715145714still not as bad as the one where they exclusively cock and ball torture him before pissing on him
>>715148548I remember playing this game with my gf like 10 years ago, it was pretty good actually
>>715171718Not going to tell. Don't need some anon sending kangaroos here.
>>715154313I hope one day to be this much of a cunnysseur
>>715171212>100 levels from killing a level 10 enemy
>>715145153Frank doesn't even have to try to beat Charles
>>715172030>fires the WHOLE fucking shell
>>715145062>caveman>log cabin
>>715173156That’s 65% more bullet per bullet
>>715145714This is what kangaroo Jack should’ve been
>>715145232>the halloween presentevery time
>>715154313holy shit anon
>>715137309Why is he placing money back in the bank??
>>715172030Post the actual video instead of a screencap
>>715148435they live in hyperviolent dystopias so it's normal to them. Have you ever sat down and read a faery tale that hasn't been filtered through 19th-20th century rewrites? They're filled with psycho shit like graphic descriptions of cannibalism and rape. Because that's just the world those people lived in so they didn't second-guess it.
Some pretty funny ads ITT. Anyway, nightmare cops better be the best game of all time with how long it has taken those guys.
>>715144925That's how mafia works
>>715136743 (OP)Elsagate, Elsagate never changes
>>715174017Reminds me of the ad where they give a plain wolf experience and it turns into a busty anthro wolf
>>715174017That slut is everywhere
>>715154313LV99 loligod...
>>715141189The one time I actually laughed at an overly long Japanese title
>>715172795100 levels from refusing a GF
I'd say that's a fair trade
>>715154313>lv100 cunny bossThis is how mafia works.
>>715170986>that is a sexy little girl>t. Walt Disney, circa 1966
>>715136743 (OP)I miss when mobile games were for women and not multi billion dollar third worlder daycare lamo
>>715173291Fuck I was gonna post that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZMENmRBpxI
>>715154313sometimes, /v/ still steps up to the plate and delivers a home run
>>715137551It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on /tv/
>>715148548>sorry I’m GayThe irony
>>715154313Absolutely based.
>>715154313My knees are bending on their own!
>>715154313>>715154741A shitload of us did play when it was going through the closed beta. That being said I never even knew this model existed lmao.
>>715175067Anne Marie Don't check the history of her voice actress
>>715165506loli on loli violence should be prevented, lolis have no sense of defeat so they will keep fighting until they die or fall unconscious.
>>715136743 (OP)I can make a game like this but I don't know how to find a competent artist/animator who won't suck my bank account dry with fees
>>715138359Because Ubisoft has completely forgotten that Splinter Cell existed.
>>715175323>spoilerI'm going to guess it's the same girl from Land Before Time
Okay but we can ALL AGREE that Charles > Frank
right?
Don't google furry mobile ads. Its..... horrifying.
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>>715174638Ah. Another non gentle lie.
>>715149775Ah so this is the famed "indian wukong moment"
>>715149775>the pose after dodging the boss attackOkay this may be SAAR kino
>>715145714Is this one of those PirateSoftware game?
>>715145232Why are TF2 tards like this?
>>715154313>GUYS I RECONGNIZE THIS LOLIGod fucking damnit never change /v/
>that time Mafia City had a collab with Yakuza
>>715176036sovlful? high test.
>>715169765>>715170356>>715175323>War and Peace by Leo TolstoyIs Don Bluth a massive Russiaboo? Everything he's done has something referencing them: Anastasia, An Americal Tail...etc.
>>715175323OOOOOUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
>>715176230I could have saved her
>>715165506brats get lariats
>>715176585>Doesn't crush her into a mountainlame
>>715162842i did my phonefag best
>>715176780Videl is just that strong
>>715176585>10' tall blonde, shirtless ultrachad beats the shit out of youhow sopping wet were her panties
>>715176837considering her actual boyfriend ends up killing him..
>>715166339Honestly this
>>715154313 isn't as impressive in comparison to
>>715167205 because 2025 internet has a lot of resources for cunny and most of us are straight (uhh... r-right?) so it isn't hard to find that out.
Meanwhile in the 2007 trap one and the 2013 blowjob one you had to go out of your way to be knowledgeable in fag shit to identify them.
https://imgur.com/gallery/4chan-i-recognize-that-trilogy-s9yDSPc
>>715145062zoomers and feminists stole this from us
>>715173096This is another reason Frank will never beat Charles.
Charles repeatedly throws himself from the top so he can build himself back up again, each time with more daring schemes than the last.
Frank takes the easy route every time
>>715176837Like ur mum lmao
>>715176901i haven't watched that movie in forever doesn't it take all of them working together to kill him
probably just made her love him even more
>>715176970he's bald and bearmode so she probably only had a half chub there
>>715156408Taka please. Where is that Nanjamo video...
I bet grok could make this slop easily
>>715176824Spopovich trained her body well.
>>715154313Someone please screecap this shit I'm at work.
>>715172352*sigh*
Post it.
>>715176970This fight was a sexual awakening for me and my desire to see women beaten up will never abate.
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>>715154313Put me in the screencap please
>>715175730>Charles = Frankftfy
>>715176916Of course it doesn't compare, but it's still quite a phenomenon to behold
>>715177008>Wolf gameGOTY
>>715154313Tera was kino.
>>715149775>channel is called ZASAARcome the fuck on
>>715154313cunnymaster... I kneel....
>>715177050>b-but it's too easy! it's cheating!Charlcel tears
>>715173665>Why is he placing money back in the bank??don't you keep all your money in the bank?
>>715154313>Only proof that TERA even exists is the 14 year old loli being used in a mobile slop mafia city ad where a man lures her with candy to fuck her brains out.I'm crying so hard bros the laughter can't stop
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>>715154313Include me in the screenscap
I'm still not sure if China, India, or both are the ones churning out these unhinged mobile ads.
>>715177692I uninstalled because a fantasy peasant told me "this isn't my first time at the rodeo."
>>715176893Assuming the only way to the gold is through the mouth, you would need to pull out all three rods to reach it, so unless I'm missing something, this puzzle is mathematically unsolvable with 2 moves.
I dont wanna be in the cap
>>715154313lv 100 Cunny Boss
That's how 4chan works
>>715144379Charles seems like he'll take your rejection as a personal slight and do something very sadistic to teach you a lesson
>>715145714do you have the one where a snake jumps up its ass
>>715145308>loyal beast girl who would break your pelvisvs
>succuslut who would steal your lifeforce and cheat on you within 15 minutes
Every single webm posted in this thread has been created in india, I can smell it.
I'm surprised nobody posted the Sonic ad yet
>>715178029maybe it wasn't. how do you know what fantasy peasants do in their spare time?
>>715154313put me in the screencappyno along with all these cunnyGODS
>>715178463I'm pretty sure that was not an ad.
>>715144557trees collude with cops
Do not put him in the screenshot
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>>715154313Funny yet based
>>715168767It surpassed the reply threshold
Once a post gets enough replies, other people will likely reply just to be part of it
>>715154313I don't want to be a party pooper, but recognizing a npc from a game you played isn't really that amazing, why is everyone overrating?
>>715178049Just pull out the top rod, stick a straw in the hole left from it and slurp in all coins along with water
>>715160552I have mixed feelings on the matter.
>>715178824it is kinda impressive given that Tera is old af by now, nobody cares about story in MMOs and she stars in 2 quests.
>>715178824Because it's kind of like that "I recognize that bulge" bit, but instead of a penis it's a little girl which makes it amusing
>>715176130Cute Megumin spotted!
>>715176130>eva STILL getting entire walls dedicated to itJesus christ the japs are so fucking obsessed with that shitty ass show
>>715179580probably around the time of the 3.0 movie.
>>715177550>mafia city has raytracingcan my 4070 run it?
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>>715137551It's working. It's engagement bait and you are interested in their purposeful failure. Propaganda success
>>715144221im going to vomit
>>715181698>extremely low test
>>715179351Redundant, all megumins are cute
>>715154313This is why I keep coming back here.
>>715159947Bollywood is quite literally the only good thing to ever come out of india.
>>715154313all those (You)s are well deserved, Good Job!
>>715165687Yeah no shit how else would she be a criminal gang leader at 10
>>715165506this shit i used to see it all the time in /gif/ china threads, even worse since the harassed girl ends up committing suicide many times, this shit happens so often, women in their cunny age are at their peak of evilness
>>715159029Wtf, I don't remember this from Gundam
Is this from the novel?!
>>715144557You would smash headfirst into a window and die
bring a helmet and it will work
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>fag spams replies to himself for reddit screencaps
>>715176893Pretty sure you only need one move. Pull out the middle one and fucking run as the steam pressure causes the entire thing to explode violently.
>>715176893Remove the left pin to let the lava flow through the mouth, remove the lower right pin to let water harden the lava outside the mouth, remove the final pin to let gold safely flow out of the mouth.
my IQ is of 200 fyi
>>715184709>You have only 2 moves
How come these companies double down even though everyone commenting on their ads are telling them what shitheads who need to die in a fire are?
>>715184789That's only for low iq retards, people with high IQs get unlimited moves.
>>715178485We weren't even at a rodeo when he said this, my man.
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>>715154313>I recognize that little girl from that obscure ass game nobody's heard of!Get fucking help, anon.
>>715184731Hahahahaha how the fuck are flash grenades real hahahaha like nigga close your eyes haha
>>715185269>TERA>nobody's heard ofCome on now
>>715147259Sounds like the Elsagate niggers have moved into advertising.
>>715174052this one is blatantly edited so its much less funny
>>715186239You mean more funny.
>>715144379>Frank threatens you >charles advises you Frank fags Kys
>>715145714>"bro hop on fightcade"
>>715154313>I recognize that cunny!Based beyond belief
>>715149775games you can smell
>>715149775This kind of reminds me of The Last Ninja in how you play a swordfighter in an otherwise contemporary setting.
>>715149775Train will be the endgame superboss
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>>715136743 (OP)Somebody post the pissing girl statue and the frog
>>715188359That would actually be funny.
>>715178824Anon I played WoW for ten years and I wouldn't recognize a single non story relevant NPC on sight, let alone remember them well enough to find a picture of them. Or the even more hilarious possibility, have a picture of them saved on my PC.
>>715149775>bloody basterd bitch : prepare to do the needful edition
>>715144928I worked on this "game" and it made over 5 mil revenue for the publisher lol.. first version took about a month to create once the ad passed the publicity tests by a *lot* (with these type of games its ad first game later)
>>715154313>I recognize that loli from an dead MMO that lost relevance a decade ago!Sometimes this board is alright
>>715154313All the way down to the name, anon knew his cunny.
>>715188089It's the obvious jokes that nobody else has made that really get me.
>>715154313>I remember that specific child NPC
>>715177949theres a skyrim mod based on a race from it
>>715147259anon i'm gonna let you in on a secret here: those ads are like that to get women to click on them
>>715177008Why the fuck does he suddenly become Amaterasu at the end?
>>715154313Well done anon, you won 4chan. You can finally leave this site if you so desire