>>715138734 (OP)this nigga still paying for hailuo
>>715138734 (OP)So the files are in his briefcase?
Is this some kind of meme I'm not aware of?
This looks like those bad FMV adventure games
>>715139171It's the view of Epstein's jail cell
The meme is the "deleted" 1 minute where he was killed
>>715139197it looks like the fucked up world of the living from grim fandango
i wanna see manny walk across the screen with his goofy 7 polygon scythe
>>715139232>NOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP HAVING FUUUUN!!>YOU MUST BE MISERABLE AND SUICIDAL ON THE DAILY LIKE MEEEEEEE!!!>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHH! I'M GONNA KILL MYSEEEEELLLFFFF!!!!!
>>715139218but its not a view of his jail cell, its the only camera they could find that pointed in the direction of it, its downstairs entirely obscured by the right hand cells
The FBI said the list wasn't real and it was a suicide. Please stop talking about this forever now. In fact, never think ever again. :^)
These are good.
Hailuo ai has definitly gotten a lot better.
>>715139335Oh wow, thank you for clarifying
They really didn't have a camera on one of the most important inmate's cell? That's wild
>>715139087Where the fuck did you find the real footage?
Why do three letter agencies constantly say bullshit when we know everything they say is a fucking lie?
>>715139449Because once they say it, regardless of the reality of it, the news can peddle it as fact
In fact, even without the agencies, as long as the news says something, the news can then cite that as the truth, even if it's verifiably incorrect
>>715139218Do you have the image of the frame itself? I can't find the fucking video, it's like (((they))) are trying to hide it.
>>715139295you're overreacting and wrong anyway
>>715139573I don't have it, sorry
>>7151395734:16:22
https://www.justice.gov/video-files/video1.mp4
>>715139449Normies will believe anything
>>715139715Boomers will believe anything.
Even the normie youngsters don't put any faith in institutions anymore.
>>715139443I work for Mossaad.
>>715139829>give me you list is an intelligence 100 checkclassic bethesda fallout
Get your slop out of here you pointless waste of space
Go post it to twitter and get the 10 likes you deserve
>>715138734 (OP)I don't know what I'm posting because I didn't attach filenames but I'm posting it nonetheless
>>715139945click catalog and go to your daily shitpost thread fuck off anon no one wants you here
>>715140012>just posts>doesn't know>OH GOD I'M POOOOOSTINGBased poster
>>715140012Martin Luther 95 Theses?
>[SECURITY] John Doe says: "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, GET THE CLOWN!"
They quit doing the free 100 credits fuck that, I ain't paying for shit
Jews are super happy for some reason.
>>715140176This is the part of the episode where they arrive to finally talk to Epstein to get the list but he's already dead
>>715139087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-7QDCfkaxY
post the eric and dylan one
christ almighty ai is gonna be blow my fucking mind 10 years from now
>>715139829>door opens from the hinges AI can be a real comedian
>>715140231BLACK JACKBOOTED DEMONS
HAVE SURROUNDED MY HOME
>>715140556Even the AI knows Bethesda games are buggy.
>>715139558hm I actually quite like that fade-in. Cheap I know but it's nice.
anon pls make one with supreme gentleman elliot rodger paying a visit for his revenge
Need one with the SCP D BOYS
May the force be with you.
The door in the footage isn't Epstein's, you retard.
>>715138734 (OP)so glad ai is equalizing art
>nooo i deserve $40,000 a month drawing furry porndie
>>715141056nvm just realized this is the epstein thing lol
>>715139347It's all part of Trump's plan. He wants people talking about it to trick the libs into owning themselves again.
>Get your slop out of here you pointless waste of space
>Go post it to twitter and get the 10 likes you deserve
>>715140231>*bwoink*>Hey, I saw that you were going to give up your client list to get a plea deal, this true?
Fisher, your task is to eliminate Jeffrey Epstein. We just learned that he is willing to sell sensitive information to the Chinese that would threaten national security. Fifth Freedom is authorized on Epstein's guards.
whats the difference between the doors?
>>715139393They did actually
They conveniently stopped working when Epstain was doing an heroing
Its about the first thing reported really
>>715141295FOR CHRIST SAKES FISHER THE MISSION IS OVER
>>715140927@grok is this real?
>>715141529FBI said Epstein didn't have a client list, even after Trump spent months saying he was going to release it. There will be no more arrests in Epstein's case, because he worked alone and had no clients. The video clip is from the night Epstein died and shows the stairs leading to his cell. Just before midnight, the video skips forward by a minute.
>>715141354the guards all just happened to be sleeping on the job also
Can someanon do one with someone falling through the ceiling?
>>715140176>gets Mulder 100% right>Scully is a completely different personwtf is AI's problem?
>>715138734 (OP)this looks like nortubel in real life
>>715139695>literally just skips a whole minuteJesus Christ this is hilarious and sad at the same time.
At least it's reassuring to know that he killed himself and nothing unusual happened.
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make a portal one
also more FPS, that fallout shit was fire
>>715138734 (OP)>>715141801https://youtu.be/KYbb_e6NHWU
>>715141157That would be a very fun theory if it wasn't for the fact that democrats don't seem to be pushing for anything. Instead they're laughing at the republicans who are crying about this.
Either way it doesn't matter, we'll forget about all of this in less than a week like we did with everything else.
>>715139232you don't say?
did anyone do a terminator one
Can any anon link the previous thread?
>>715142095There are literally 2 in this thread
>>715142092>weapons deleted scene the filmmakers were forced to ban due to conflict with the executives
>>715139386Kill yourself faggot
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>>715140328Honestly, the only thing this thread is missing is the Spy
People still care about this creep?
>>715141157People are so blind and dumb, he's using it all as leverage, for the first time in ever he got all Republicans to vote on something and he somehow got netanyahu to stop throwing bombs on Iran I was very surprised by that, well both of these things, it's so fucking obvious, he's turned it around on them, using all the blackmail to get all the things he wants, too bad Putin or Zelensky wasn't in the files as well.
I donโt know if this is autism or what, but am I the only one who gets genuinely sick from ai videos?
The more of them I look at, the more nauseous I get
As fun as this appears to be, I'd rather not feed chinese ai any more data, no matter how many (you)s or retweets I could get from posting this
>>715142385It would be a kino move if Trump used the list to blackmail politicians but that isn't true based on what he has passed so far which would be more dramatic if he had the list
>>715142275I was trying to make demoman charge into the door but it seems these tokens dont replenish even after months of not using it.
Fucking kikes.
>>715142197>The real weapons was Epstein's list all alongpeak of horror
>>715142529What do you mean? He got everything he wanted
>>715142385>he thinks there is anything on israeli politicians, let alone netanyahu, in the epstein filesngmi
>>715142385You magatards are such idiots. But i am not for democrats back in power either. Trump is killing usa and i respect him for that.
>>715138734 (OP)>get offIs he going to jerk off in there?
Any clips with John Halo?
>>715138734 (OP)Lmao
These memes are fucking golden
>>715140012>drunkenly hammers the paper instead of the nailI'm glad AI is still shitty enough to be funny.
>>715142596he framed roger rabbit
>>715142608>deporting all the illegals is killing it>calls me retarded
>>715142596wtf this one freaked me out i thought those were glasses at first not his eyes
>>715142552I can guarantee you the average chinese person hates you more than the average jew
It dies get fucky with scaling, as the greater jews have higher capacities for hatred than greater chinese, but in the end of the day the sheer amount of chinese people makes them a greater threat
>>715142557I think the things he got are what neo cons wanted anyway.
>>715142654the illegals are here to stay, didn't you hear? the agrobusiness made a few important calls and everyone understood everything
what kills the us is the reatrded isolationism and tariffs, essentially undoing the last 80 odd years of foreign policy and alliance making
>>715142692Why should I care if someone 500k miles away thinks of me vs my own government that openly sends its own citizens to jail for wrongthink?
Do one of the Doctor from Dr. Who.
>>715142692If the Chinese ever invaded the US and won it would probably end up being the most insane historical example of torture the planet has ever seen. It's understated how much they violently despise us
>>715142874This isn't the 17th century, dummy
being on the other end of the world doesn't protect you from anything
the soviets during their short existence had their fingers in every pie in the the world, it is actually insane how far their influence went
the chinese are the same, except they are slightly more economically literate and understand the allure of wealth and are actively turning all the second and third world countries against you and me
luckily, they are hitting roadblocks in africa, where the locals are just scamming them and showing no loyalty, but middle and south east asia are fubar for the near half century
>>715139909>furries unironically think this is funny
Was this all generated recently ? I'm impressed with the quality.
>>715140269shrek just incidentally took a shit. had nothing to do with epstein
>>715143156>luckily, they are hitting roadblocks in africa, where the locals are just scamming them and showing no loyaltyWhere would you read something like that. Like someplace reliable and credible not some psycho blogger.
My impression is that China has basically made all the nations of Africa indebted to them for building all their infrastructure. A state can't just seize all the assets tell them to fuck off without fully ostracizing the rest of the planet like Venezuela did.
>>715139974Fuck, reminds me of Baal in disguise.
>>715143559Yup they are life like
>>715143559the footage only just came out
>>715143559AI is actually improving despite what the artfag wants you believe
>>715139558Fake. It would teleport in the room and make the camera malfunction.
>>715140821that's cool! who are the people walking by? do they cause it?
>>715143725I want to believe in AI but someone needs to step up and not make something that is just meme clips or self aware that it is AI.
>>715139695I don't know I heard this but some old cctv do this skip thing
>>715139449Because people know it's bullshit and still do nothing about it. Basically a humiliation ritual at this point
>>715140927>Sneed Order StormtroopersRuined.
>>715142385Just kill everyone in the world and you need leverage, simple as.
>>715143981*won't* need reeee
>>715142670>REMEMBER ME EPPIE?
Itโs so obvious that Trump had Epstein assassinated to hide the trail of raped kids. God, I would love to skin a trumpanzee alive. They are vile, morally bankrupt mindless retard cattle that are rotting western civilization from within.
>>715144346Lmao this whole thing could indeed be a Bean episode where he accidently killed him and somehow got away with it.
>>715138734 (OP)Has /tv/ done a Twin Peaks version yet?
>>715138734 (OP)Why this video? Is this something famous or noteworthy?
>>715144494>CRIMINAL, CRIMINAL, CRIMINAL
>>715144532terrible released footage of camera outside epstein's cell that they said didn't exist
>>715144532its epsteins cctv or whatever
>>715144532I wouldn't worry about it, just go back to sleep.
>>715141620>even after Trump spent months saying he was going to release itIt's even funnier because now orange man says "what list?"
Same with that brown fbi director (I feel bad for americans). He was talking about releasing that epstein list for YEARS. Now after he became a director he literally says that he will not release it
>he's dead
>trust me bro
I'm curious if he had such powerful benefactors (that even trump shut his mouth as well as that new fbi director) why would they even kill him? Like, couldn't they just set him free and stage his death?
>>715138734 (OP)It's crazy how quickly magafags did a 180 on this shit
I know they're a cult but even so I was surprised
>>715144532Video that doesn't exist, don't worry about it.
>>715144764PFFAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
>>715144728he's in argentina
Funny stuff, but it really bothers my autism that these two doors are on the opposite side from Epstein's cell. People gonna see the memes and think the cell was out of view for 60 seconds, and all other nearby traffic was accounted for.
>>715144728Because he can blackmail them?
>>715144532you are watching a psyop happen in real time
keep up
>>715144834why'd the pink one go back in the cell?
>>715144947Woman moment, forgot her purse
>>715144873This is the most retarded concern troll to spawn from this meme. This is all the video we got so we are trying to have fun with it to mock it. There is no deeper psyop here. This meme has been going on /pol/ for 5 days and it hasn't blown up off this site. 99.9999999% of the planet won't see it
>>715144728remember Epstein died under trump, if this was any other person you will be calling him a pedophile
>>715145097they're all in on it, trump's always been a close buddy of epstein
>>715145097>if this was any other personI'm not an orange man fan though
Retard musk basically called trump a pedo
>>715145097I hate orange man but I hope the 1% chance he is using the list as blackmail theory is true which is why he needs to act like it doesn't exist.
>>715139776kek. would have been even better if 47 didn't reappear in the same frame.
>>715145000Your faith in the intelligence of people on the Internet is inspiring, anon.
>>715145097they were also "best friends for 10 years" and were photographed hanging out and laughing with eachother several times
can you imagine how much shit biden would have got if the same were true for him?
>>715144764Has anyone done bazz yet?
gay they got the /tv/ thread fuck that place
>>715140012>Lutherians don't know how to use a hammer.Typical faithlets.
>>715144764The crossover we were all waiting for
Wait so if the list doesn't exist, there were no clients and epstein "worked" alone why is ghislaine still in prison?
Haha, nevermind that, citizen, look at the funny meme thread!
>>715141713holy fucking kek
Haha these memes will completely make me forget about Epstein because that's how reality works for some reason if you are a retard
>>715142692I guarantee the chinese barely gives a shit about americans and your fear of them is due to the innate need for americans to respond to any rivalry whatsoever with panic. Americans almost genocided all dachshunds on us soil during WW1 because washington whipped you up into a frenzy with rabid anti-german hatred since they wanted the us to become an empire (which ironically is the very globohomo americans proclaim to hate).
>>715142692Chinks literally don't give a shit.
>>715145682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWRHtp4FeFU
>>715146003oh my god burgers are actual woman
>americans are ruled by a uniparty of pedophiles and israelis and the only recourse is making memes
>>715146069Holy shit the election attracted a lot of no fun allowed nu faggots
>>715142692>haha just switch to evil chinese>don't think about jews hahaFuck off, schlomo
>>715141801It even changes the aspect ratio to obscure the fact that some stuff moves in the picture during that minute.
>>715146069western countries*
>>715146458Western countries are ruled by Americans so it's by proxy
>>715139573>records the full 11 hours with no skips>conveniently skips the exact 1 minute epstein killed himself inthe worst thing is we live in a world where this is possible and everybody simply accepts it
>>715139974this is the best one
>>715146069>Picrel makes me want aoe2 on this current epstein meme.Someone put age of empires in there.
>>715139218Didnโt they say there was no footage and that the cameras stopped working? But now there is footage? Realistically, could they have even killed him in a minute? Doesnโt strangulation take a long ass time? Why would they be so incompetent to not splice a video correctly too? All this shit makes no sense
>>715139974>the fucking not!Masamune floating independently from his armKINO
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>>715139695King Crimson'd
>>715146864you're that guy from the /pol/ thread
it's not kino at all it looks stupid
>>715146906>why is there a minute missing>why does time skip>im confused i dont get itwhen will they learn?
>>715146576The video is beyond useless anyway. Presumably the video "proves" that Epstein wasn't murdered because you can't see anyone enter his cell, but his cell is actually up the stairs that you can only see a sliver of in the video and to the right.
You can't even see the stairs that lead to the cell, let alone the cell itself
>>715146917>you're from /pol/ for noticing one of the most obvious things from the webmI see
>>715139776he looks worried there lol
>>715145253He's deflecting from it, because Epstein was a mossad asset, and Trump just talking to the houthis without Israeli involvement caused the jews to start a war with Iran. Now he has to buy favor from Netanyahu somehow, just like Netanyahu is trying to buy favor from him with the nobel peace prize nomination.
There's a picture of Trump smiling with Epstein mostly because there's also a picture of Trump frowning with Netanyahu.
>>715144532Epstein's jail still uses surveillance video tapes that can't be hot-swapped so a minute was missing from what was released.
We need one with Hotline Miami's Jacket
>>715141157This reminds me of when Biden won and /pol/tards were pretending it was all part of Trump's 4D chess masterplan and he would rise on the 10th day and smite the non-believers or some shit. Then nothing happened and they conveniently forgot about it. Here's the truth:
>the list exists>democrats are on it>republicans are on it>Trump is in it>a bunch of wealthy and influential people are on it>almost all the people on the list have enough dirt on others to drag them down with them if they're outed>can't out anyone powerful or important, can't out anyone that could out someone powerful or important, can't release an empty list, so the only option is to pretend the list never existed
>>715143868What? Those are the original troopers from a new hope
>>715141295shut UP fisher, the mission is over
>>715142515kek this one got his face right
Alright now do one where the pulp fiction john travolta shows up, opens the door, finds it empty, then does the meme gesture holding the jacket
>>715148018>live in AI age where any talentless cunt can generate anything in no time>retards still want to be spoonfedjesus christ
>>715148102anytime I try to use things like this it always says I violated some bullshit so I dont even try anymore
Why do they keep going into the wrong room?
>>715148102>complaining about spoonfeeding in 2025 like it's still 2005
>>715147016I still dont understand where the cell is supposed to be
Any Rainbow Six Siege edits yet?
all memes aside, all the evidence points towards he just killed himself because he was an old fuck who was facing life in jail after he got caught hiring 15 year old girls as masseuses and then peddling them to his rich friends.
>>715148515good one shlomo
>>715138734 (OP)>I want Trump's name off the Epstein list!>Ah...that would be a...considerably large nudge. Too large, in fact, for the interests of my...employers. But...what if I could... offer you... something even you didn't know you wanted?
>>715148356It's nowhere in the video the only thing you can see is a piece of staircase that leads to the upper floor where the cell is located.
This is apparently the hard evidence that totally nothing happened that day.
And they still cut out one minute.
>>715139695>an entire fucking minute of footage
>>715142692the average chink is a lot more concerned about their 18 hour shift and then sleeping in a dog cage than the US
if they've got even two brain cells to rub together they can probably figure out that their way of life is not the fault of americans
jews are ontologically evil
>>715148515Jokes on him there was no evidence.
>>715148356From the pit, you can see stairs going up and towards the left.
There's another flight of stairs going up and to the right, but it's obscured by the wall. You can only see the bottom step peeking from under the orange guardrail.
>>715139386epstein opened a dark world in his cell and escaped
>>715148515Wasn't it planned for him to testify in court? why would you die without taking the other old pedophiles with you
>>715142596>WHEN I KILLED EPSTEIN, I TALKED>JUST>LIKE>THIIIIIIIIIIS
>>715148252>complaining about spoonfeeding when doing shit yourself is easier than everyes? i know you're used to telling people it's 2025 and it's socially acceptable that you're a homo now but that doesn't apply here
can someone qrd me on epstein and what apparently actually happened
>>715141295Insane that it can do lighting changes THAT well.
>>715142961>If the Chinese ever invaded the US and won it would probably end up being the most insane historical example of torture the planet has ever seenAnon I already support the CCP you don't need to shill them further for me.
>>715148515And that's why they refuse to release the autopsy... and camera footage... and all of his files....
George Droyd deployed by Microsoft to kill Epstein.
>>715148938>And that's why they refuse to release the autopsy.What do you mean by "release the autopsy" because they gave a statement from coroners about cause of death which is how they "release the autopsy". If you expect to get access to a private citizen's dead body it just doesn't work that way. I am not defending any of this by the way just explaining how it works. No one saw George Floyd's body outside the state and his family both of which had separate examiners.
>>715148515Epstein put some of his money into life extension research, he wanted to live forever not kill himself.
>>715149018Edgerunners 2 looking good
>>715149114You can already live forever through Jesus Christ who will make sure you don't die, but are instead resurrected and given eternal life.
The fact the option is already out there in the open and it's by far the simplest one to achieve, people would rather just dismiss it entirely and focus on life extension research centered around the here and now when you know your body is just slowly dying via aging and becoming more and more decrepit with each passing decade.
How can burgers claim that the US isn't a failed state after this?
Absolutely ridiculous.
>>715147771They have those visor lines under their eyes, og stormtroopers don't have that.
>>715140164>>715147385That's a fucking Quake strogg
>>715144272is this simon or richter?
>>715148515>all the evidenceWhat evidence?
>>715146446>it even replicates the frameratedamn
>>715148356Here, I color coded the doors and stairs with the floor plan next to it.
supposedly thats not even his cell, his cell is way off camera in the corner.
anyone remember if there were a lot of pizza threads on v back in 2020? i feel like there was, v wasn't so censored back then, but i dont really dont remember clearly.
>>715148515Being rich and connected, "life in jail" would mean more like "4-8 years at a spa resort". Such people go to rich mf prisons and are basically guaranteed a pardon one or two administrations down the line.
>>715146446>far away artstylekino
>>715149369These retards think if you can blackmail presidents and judges to not release the list you can't fake the medical report
Shut the fuck up niggers and post Epstein cell edits.
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>>715149375Ahhh, yes. I see, I see... I understand everything now. Thank you anon for the good explanation.
However, I am perplexed by one thing. What happened to this perfectly positioned camera?
>>715138734 (OP)Why the fuck would they release this if it literally doesn't shot his room and has cut/spliced frames?
It only makes everything worse
>>715149492There never was a camera.
>>715149497to laugh at you
>>715149314But they do have the round gas-mask thingies in their chins. I think it's just the AI messing up, but it is trying to do the original design
>>715149492Oopsie that one didn't work that day, what a coincidinky huh?
>>715149375Your red arrow going over that door messes things up. Either make it look like it's going behind the wall or take it out
>>715149492Only the green one worked :^)
That is what they claimed multiple times. That all the other cameras were off. So all you see is the very edge of the staircase leading into his cell block.
This fucking thread
AHAHAHAH
>>7151493753 cameras that show the most famous person cell in that prison magically didn't work and no one noticed they don't work fucking bullshit
>>715149567Not my red arrow, I stole the image from this thread.
But yeah, the red arrow is where the stairs to epsteins cellblock is.
>>715149497>Why the fuck would they release thisMockery and humiliation.
>>715146069imagine having the legal right to own guns so you can destroy a corrupt government and then choosing to do nothing instead
it really does it feel like no one in the government is doing anything about this, not one person anywhere
most likely anyone who tries to stop this evil has been made an example of or have been compromised and forced to play ball
does justice really have to rely on the likelihood of infighting amongst secret societies and shadow wars?
just call the Grays already and tell them to blow up this planet, their human experiment has failed and it's best for them to start over with another primitive planet
>>715149686You must understand, its difficult to run a prison. Cameras not working is not on the priority list of things to fix.
Also the guards not checking on his cell is a pure coincidence.
Also someone being led up stairs into his cell block after lockdown is normal. Prisoners constantly run around after lockdown, those little rascals.
>>715149745Imagine. Not only do you have guns to overthrow a corrupt government.
Now you have one of the biggest child trafficking scandals in history, people literally in jail for trafficking children to rich people.
And every government agency refuses to release any info on who they were being trafficked too.
Your government is literally saying that they are willing to throw your kids under the bus. Your kids? A sacrifice they are willing to make.
At least some rich fucks get to fuck them, and since the parents in the country don't seem to mind it too much, the total joy in the world goes up.
>>715149492They say green camera is the only one that is streaming and recording.
Everything else was apparently streaming only.
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pizza party at my place? i'll order the pepperoni pizzas, someone else bring the hotdogs. we'll fly the pizza and hotdogs in. we'll make sure to have the handerchiefs cleaned afterwards.
I mean, even if that wasnโt actually Epsteinโs cell, the fact that the video cuts off one minute of fottage probably means it did contain something showing that someone did go to his cell.
>>715149969No one likes pepperoni. Get some real pizza with actual meat.
>>715149686Nevermind that suicide watch means constant monitoring and no access to shit you could potentially hang yourself with.
Epstein killed himself just like a baby left on a cliff does.
i've always wondered who actually killed him
do you think it was some sort of contract hitman or a CIA assassin or what?
>>715149919complete lies. a VIP federal prison where security cameras arent recording 24/7? fuck that. i install cctv cameras and any shoddy small business has all their cameras recording 24/7.
>Epstein was trafficking teens to nobody because he never had any customers
He killed himself because his small business was failing. It's tough out there with all the megacorporations.