Thread 715148990

Can we all agree that Tali is the babygirliest waifu of all time?

>>715148990 (OP)
I dunno bout that but I think we can all agree she's got the FATTEST ASS of the crew know what I mean? ha HA!

>>715148990 (OP)
For some reason i never been attracted to the more sister-like companion in Bioware games.

Is Vanguard good with Assault Rifle?

>quarians eat squirty food out of tubes
>easiest thing in the world to mix your cum into her nutri-slop
In my canon Tali was ingesting human semen for every meal without knowing it

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>>715148990 (OP)
I don't like her or her accent.

>>715149889
get a load of this bosh'tet though

>>715148990 (OP)
>suit gave me mystery boners
>goon to her
>face reveal
>looks like avg human
>mood dead
probably the only cope i can use as an excuse that I'm not 100% racist. I was ready for that quarianussy

>>715150913
I was hoping she'd be a bug lady or something

>>715148990 (OP)
She shits in her suit
You can't touch her
She probably reeks because alien BO

>>715151041
anything but just a human with a trivial characteristic

>>715151167
stop, i'm already erect

>>715150913
hahaha nigga just don't look at the photo like nigga close your eyes hahahha

>>715150913
The face is just a cop out. They never envisioned how the quarians look under the helmet and decided to photoshop some model's face so as not to make the fans angry.

What I'm saying is let your imagination run wild and ignore that bullshit.

Why are all of the ME love interest beside Tali horrible?
>Ash is an angry bitch
>Liara is creator's pet
>Miranda is also a bitch but got nothing in 3
>Jack: Too many tattoo, also got nothing to do in 3

>>715149889
I don't like her entire species.
One thing that I did like about Andromeda: No Quarians.

>>715152116
Ah, the Mirandaposter is here to post his gooner pics of the goblin.

>>715151521
>butt status
>hurt
No Mirandas have been posted.

>>715149458
>Forcing Tali to do gross sexual deviancey without consent.
That's awful.
Tali asked Shepherd to do it.

>>715151521
Jack being a teacher that's protective of her students was great.

>>715152991
This autistic levels of hatred of a video game character seems to be entirely in response to a general consensus. In other words I appreciate your very high effort contrarianism, I wish more people committed to things like this.

>>715153463
>>This autistic levels of hatred of a video game character
This isn't even towards Tali, but rather all Quarians.
Unfortunately, I don't have webms of other Quarians getting killed.
But if you want to feel your waifu is getting personally attacked, when someone offends her species, feel free to do so.

>>715153578
>if you want to feel your waifu is getting personally attacked
Well it's simply because you don't have any webms of other quarians dying. I can just tell you don't mind wasting good meat.

>>715153630
>>Well it's simply because you don't have any webms of other quarians dying
Exactly.
Nothing personnel.

How come Tali gets to have her own game?

>>715148990 (OP)
i don't like thieving gypsies

being stuck in a suit would be pretty miserable

>>715152991
From what even is this?

>>715148990 (OP)
For some reason she just wasn't attractive and I didn't like quarians anyways.
>>715151521
This desu
The only attractive ones are female commander shepard, those cerberus assassin women and some random side characters.

>>715157286
Some shemale porn site.

>>715148990 (OP)
>cute voice
>those fucking hips
>obscured face that you can imprint whatever you want to it

Maybe. My only sticking point is that she's got to be fairly rank wearing that glorified hazmat suit 24/7.

>>715148990 (OP)
i dont know what that means. what i do know that tali is basically a horse from the waist down and n my head she has a giant thick rubbery horse pussy that winks and a donut shaped asshole and for those reasons tali is my waifu