Thread 715149938

>and special thanks to... you! For playing our game!
>screen cuts to drone footage from right outside my house

would be kino, do they kill me after?

>cutscene
>NPC's start blinking my social security number in morse code

>fall from a high place in a video game
>hear bones cracking in my legs

>objective: enter car
>same exact brand, model, color, interior, and license plate number as the one in my garage

>fighting against demon in the game
>suddenly your heart stops

>villain realizes the player is the one in control of the hero he's been trying to defeat
>looks directly at the screen and opens a portal to pull the player in and stop them

>>715151479
stop with the spoilers toby

Elephant thread?

>>715152091
it is spoilers, but it's Skylanders

>playing fighting game
>the direction inputs for my combo uses my IP address

>>715152329
why did he do it?

>Boot-up pirated video game
>Prompt showing my entire DNA sequence pops up for just a second
>Game then proceeds to run as normal

>>715152534
It was autism

>>715152597
Gotta pay the toll

Why are elephants board culture now?

>boot up racing game
>The first race begins from your personal driveway

>>715153680
terry davis loved elephants

>cutscene shows a photo of the villain
>it's a photo of me

>>715153680
because this place is 99% pajeets being paid to shill games to other pajeets being paid to shill games.

>>715151479
I still need to play Totono

>>715153865
>implying jeets and elephants arent natural enemies

Why are elephants such assholes?

>transfer student arrives in class
>her full legal name is the same as the hooker I killed and eaten in 2004

>>715153865
jeets hate elephants

>>715153680
‘guins, ‘phants and ‘tans are the holy trinity of kino

>>715153680
always have been

>>715152152
>tfw no elephant friend

>tranimal thread
go back

>>715152329
Nigga better at that Minecraft/Valheim home decoration than I am.

good morning saars

>>715157491
he has that joker smile but he still chose to help
why

>>715153557
holy shit you can see the dust on the impacts like that mortal kombat live action tv series

>>715154056
Tigers also hates them. Animals really can smell evil.

>>715157906
He's in musth, which usually makes the males want to murder everything. Must just be a natural bro.

>>715153680
See >>715155148, newfag.

>>715152507
>fuck this kid t. elephant
what was his problem

>>715158057
I love animals so much it's unreal

>>715153680
God likes elephants

>game lists your age, name address, height, and exact penis size
>requests a delivery of money to a shady address, not found on Google maps
Bros...

>>715158046
You'd best be calling pajeets evil and not elephants nigga.

>>715158189
They are like kots lol

>>715158349
I'm talking about animals smelling evil.
>pajeets are also animals
Oh, right...yeah, I'm talking about pajeets being evil.

Elephants are unironically beautiful top tier animals right bros? Gentle giant kino

>>715158570
Just wait until they get metoo'd

>>715158057
How would it even comprehend the idea of returning a humans dropped belongings?

>>715152259
Lol

>>715158629
Dolphins and elephants are very smart. Also they like to play with humans because their caretakers play with them and that means fun/food.
>inb4 it's a baluga whale
Baluga whales are dolphins

>>715158629
Same way you do?

>>715158776
why was she patroled?

>>715150356
This is not OK

>>715158881
Sign said no photography. She was in need of correction.

>Special thanks to all our friends and family for supporting us
>Game is cancelled

>>715158776
streaks say musth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

>>715158776
BASED

>>715158629
>see thing falling from above that's not part of your home
>see creatures at the edge of where it fell from reaching their appendages at you

>>715158971
>Cliffhanger ending
>Sequel never made

>install scary mod
>it doxxes you

>>715153680
They're very cute, smart, and are a video game staple.

>>715159215
>streamerbait horror game
>ends with a room with a world map showing a pin on your IP geolocation
this actually happened and very recently too

>>715154020
You've been in school for 20 years?

>>715158330
>height and penis size
>submit a ticket to the devs to increase both measures by few digits for a more realistic experience

>>715152152
i imagine being raised by indians is an elephant's version of hell

>>715159365
game?

>>715159508
That dude doesn't look like a pajeet at all, more like a northern Italian.

>>715159605
>he's white
yea, presumably since he isn't getting crushed

>>715159697
Don't get the thread deleted anon.

>aryanimal
stay

How can some people enjoy hurting animals, bros.
It's so evil

>>715160570
Hunting is necessary thougheverbeit. And farm animals are bred for food supply. Hurting pets or wild animals without any reason though? True evil

>and special thanks to...
>...
>Allah! Death to the western pigs! Fuck you!
>computer starts beeping

>>715160570
>>715160686
Only soulless golems enjoy hurting animals for "fun".

>>715161501
Based Elephant Assistant

>>715150148
If ony...

>>715153680
pajeet god

>>715152507
Imagine having to explain to your boss that one of the elephants drowned.

>>715161768
They have snorkels dude, he'll be fine.

>>715161782
>Having fun being a little shit
>Falls and hurts himself
>Runs crying to mommy
So human it hurts.

>>715161768
>in game mount has a submersible mode

>>715149938 (OP)
Absolute kino ending

>>715152507
elephant males are literal niggers. they fuck a hoe, run away, come back for food, beat their kids, get thrown out of the pack, get shot by poachers.

What about we go for better than realism and post some Elephants with blue eyes?

>>715151479
That's basically the plot of Yiik

>>715152507
even animal fathers are dicks to their descendants

>>715152507
I love that the other ones show immediate concern and go to help. So fucking smart and sentient

PröööööH :DDDD

>>715163962
chat is this real

>>715160910
kek

>>715159484
Thus baby elephant has had more physical contact with a woman than me

>>715164110
yes and probably was, unfortunately more than likely abused enough til it finally learned how to draw a caricature of itself.

>>715164540
nyo :(

>>715164436
She's gorgeous too. That baby elephant doesn't realize how lucky he is.

>>715164110
It's real, but unfortunately humans train them to do it by torturing them. The elephant has no idea what the shape is, it's just drawing the patterns that have helped it avoid getting stabbed and beaten in the past.

>>715159484
GIWTWM

>>715164567
sorry, man.

>>715149938 (OP)
>he gave jews his home adress
seems like a smart move kid

Nigger

>>715164947
Aren't rhinos basically blind? I imagine they can see well enough to notice the giant fucking elephant but I'm not sure how effective equipping the stick was.

>>715164947
I thought rhinos aren't afraid of anything.

>>715163724
I didn't know elephants served in the hyperwar.

>>715161782
PRRROOOOOH :DDD

>>715165204
Proooohh indeed

>>715165072
Rhinos should be afraid of elepants.

>>715165352
>Went on a raping spree because they were rejected by hags

>>715165478
their just like us

>>715165057
pretty sure he grabbed the stick to throw it and confuse the rhino, you can see the rhino jump when it hits the ground behind him and then back off. elephants are smart bastards.
dunno why he balanced it on his head first though.

>>715153680
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH :DDD

>>715165057
Lots of animals have terrible vision up close. The rhino heard the stick fall and got spooked thinking something was behind it. Throw something when you have a cat's attention, it'll do the same thing, they operate mostly by sound. The elephant might've known this or saw another elephant do it and used the stick to scare the rhino.

>>715165628
I would guess elephants want to carry things on their head in order to free their other manipulators and see the object, sort of like how orcas carry fish on their heads. Although I don't know if orcas do that for fun or for practical reasons.

>>715165352
>Three young elephants were shot which temporarily ended the killings
>temporarily

>>715151479
sims 2 for the psp

>>715164947
>>715165072
>PLAPPLAPPLAPPRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH! :DDDD

>>715166565
Rhinobros... this can't be happening...

Do elephants known they can smash humans easily and purposely hold back when playing with humans?

>>715153426
Tadaima!

>>715166248
chair_clattering.gif

>>715166940
Yes they do, as they know they'll use the boom stick if you misbehave

>>715166940
elephants tend to get the same endorphins when they see humans that we do when we see puppies, so they probably hold back just the same

>>715167501
Source?

>>715164110
Yeah, but most of the time when you watch this shit it's because they endlessly abuse the animal until they are able to perform whatever trick it is. This is especially true if the video is of asians or Indians

>>715166565
is this considered zoophilia?

>>715166940
oh yes they're very cognizant they're much larger and much stronger than humans, it's why the rampages through villages that poach or kill their relatives pretty much always devastate them. they're creatures that HAVE to be strong just to support their own weight, it's why their feet are so fucking huge and flat too

>>715164947
>Go fetch, bitch

>>715157491
>Doesn't fit... Guess I'll give it back.

>>715152507
Definitely need to install a nut zapper on this guy.

>>715164752
>the thank you headbutt it gives the excavator after being helped out

>>715167959
I've seen this epsiode before...

>>715152507
>worthless fucking shit kid

>Play a video game
>Die
>It's not real

>>715167702
Which is why elephants (justifiably) hate pajeets.

>>715158629
If it isnt a test/play item then its because of a lot of practice with test/play items.
They may or may not do things like this untrained with random humans but I doubt its reliable enough for more than the occassional daily mail trashline.

>>715160180
>what a thrill

>>715150356
Every time I hear this kinda sound from fall damage I can't help but say out loud "My legs are okay"

>>715168603
>team fortress 2 randomly replaces the HL2 thud fall SFX with a loud crunching snapping one day

>>715158629
Dogs do that too, when you throw a ball, they bring it back to you

>>715168750
That's a bit different

>>715164752
>the one where the elephant is lifted by its scrotum that is visibly crushed
Yeah I remember this.

>>715161857
>>715162143
PPPRRROOOBLLBLBLL :DDD

>>715168603
>>715168727
>Major fracture detected.
>Medical systems engaged.
>Morphine administered.

>>715164540
That's what we do with human, we take baby humans and we forced them to sit 8 hours a day to teach them shit, why is this suddenly abuse when it's done to animals?

>>715165072
I think it's the opposite, they are dangerous because they are paranoid

>>715166565
lmao the cuck on the right

>>715169660
Donald Trompe

>>715162380
>niggers. they fuck a hoe, run away, come back for food, beat their kids, get thrown out of the pack, get shot by poachers.

>Thank you for playing
>Unfortunately your copy was pirated so an FBI hit squad has been dispatched to your location
>Cut to drone footage of my house

>End game
>Get de ja vu feeling that you've done this before
>Hey "character name" wake up we did it
>Screen fades to black
>Dont wake up

>>715169879
Tyke did nothing wrong. Also good job probably getting the thread deleted, retard.

>>715159508
this is true, but you are now envisioning
>HORTON SMEARS A JEET
in your mind's eye and know that they get what they deserve

>>715169127
lost
the classics never go out of style

>>715166565
Deleted scenes from Ice Age

>>715166248
Forbidden love between two species
Can love bloom?

>>715168980
>lifting an elephant by its scrotum

>>715168473
I would be stoked if that was my house. Mowing under that has got to suck ass.

>>715166565
>Young delinquent elephants once raped 10% of all rhinos in a south african park to death
This is what happens when you dont have father figures
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-delinquents/

>>715159390
Maybe he committed the crime as a child. I've been in school for 25 years (pre-K in 2000, finishing PhD this year)

>>715169385
Fuck off ranjeet, you disgusting creature

>>715171059
Based perceptionchad.

>>715171281
Why would they do this to one of their children?