Thread 715162580

>Repair firm iFixit has performed a full teardown of the Switch 2's Pro Controller, delivering a scathing review of the repairability and potential durability of the accessory. Ultimately, it calls the Pro Controller a "piss-poor excuse for a controller"
Why do Westerners always have to take shit apart like they're small children? Pay for the product, use it, and if it breaks complain to Nintendo or buy another. Stop disrespecting a product by hacking it open and whining when Nintendo doesn't want this.

>>715162580 (OP)
What do you gain from these inflammatory posts you make in jest?

Nintendo doesn't know how to make dpads anymore.

>>715162580 (OP)
>Guy who sells equipment designed to break warranties mad that he can't make money from it anymore
KWAB

>>715162580 (OP)
Right To Repair.

What's wrong with piss word?

>>715162580 (OP)
It's insane how far Nintendo went to make this thing unmaintainable.

I like bad Nintendo products because tendies absolutely deserve to get fucked.

>>715162580 (OP)
Do not sorry saar ifixit saar

>>715162580 (OP)
>Stop disrespecting a product by hacking it open
This has to be bait.

Also, Nintendo hasn't made a good product since the Gamecube.
The new Switch 2 just exemplifies everything wrong with Nintendo these days.

>poor screen
>poor controllers
>poor performance
>poor battery life
>poor repairability
>unjustified price
>hardware bans for homebrews

>>715166451
>reddit spacing
You hate the GameCube, you’re just trying to appeal to fans to avoid looking like a butthurt s0nygger, which is what you are.

>>715166672
Dumb fanboy faggot.
I use spacing to make my posts more readable, and have done so since before you could read.
I even use Oxford commas.
How about that?

These days I mostly game on my PC but I own consoles from Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo.
I have no allegiance to any billion dollar corporation, and I have an actual full-time job, in case you could not tell.
You dumb, boot licking, consumerist moron.

>>715162580 (OP)
>Pay for the product, use it, and if it breaks complain to Nintendo
That's exactly what they're doing
>or buy another
Fuck no

>>715166451
>>715167287
kill yourself

>>715162580 (OP)
>le erm, zoips, weeeellll, that, as they say, escalatored quicky? How the turns table, amirite?

Why the fuck is piss censored? Isn't urine advertiser-friendly enough anymore? Fucks sake...

>>715169000
>is a dumb fucking underage fanboy
>has no arguments to defend his favorite company who doesn't give a shit about him
>lashes out at strangers on the internet
Many such cases.

>replacing the sticks is a pain in the ass
>replacing the battery is a pain in the ass
god at least with the first controller it was way easier to replace the battery, sticks not so much since you still had to de-solder but there was way less shit to de-assemble

>>715162580 (OP)
>Why do westerners keep biting the fake gold we give them?
It's a whodunnit.

This really isn't a surprise though. The dollar has basically been devalued and debased, shipped out of the country by the trillions to pay for cheap slop at a markup that most Americans are too busy/dumb to notice is cheap slop.
I always laugh whenever someone comes in like "I want REAL wood furniture!" It's all real wood, and we tell them that, because they're uninitiated to know that the actual term for what they want is "handcrafted product", because the "real wood" we have is particle board decked out in spray foam in Vietnam and sold at a 400%+ markup.
They are absolutely not able to tell the difference either. So the cost for this garbage keeps going up, while the only way to even make a living making the good stuff is to mark it up by thousands of dollars.