Thread 715166693

honse

do any of the girls do the fast and furious meme and have a final unofical race between their rival to settle the score

>>715167319
who's making there and are there more?

fat fuck horse girl gf
y/n?

Why is anime so LGBT?

>>715167376
>He doesn’t know
Free scouts were a one time thing for the launch.

>>715167376
The free scouts were announced to have a time period from the get go.
At least you got a lot of free stuff yesterday, that was 10 pulls (aka 10 days).

>>715166920
several

>fast and the furious
Go to bed grandpa. This board is clearly a Ford /v/ Ferrari one.

>>715167438
Is KFC any good in Japan, or is this part of the "Americans love KFC and eat it for Christmas" psyop? In the US it sucks and I don't see how it stands a chance against even convenience store chicken.

Do people play this game for ironic purposes?

>>715167941
Is liking the silly anime horses supposed to be ironic?

Post all these dancing chibis

>>715167883
Of course any Japanese version of an American fast food chain is better. They don’t employ blacks who hate everyone

Give me your best guide for affinity maxxing the horse futa family tree

>>715167883
fast food chains are like way different in japan

>>715167442
what do you mean?

i love horshesh

>>715168074
i just got a free 1500 today

>>715167941
you download for the irony and stay because the game is good

>>715168008
>anime horses
Those are literal anime girls

>>715167438
The gifs of the horses eating KFC make me want some until I remember that on top of them committing suicide by fucking up their quality and getting rid of the potato wedges in favor of mediocre fries theres like half a dozen other, better fried chicken places near me I could go instead

>>715168146
>you download for the irony
I didn’t I saw that the characters were cute, gold ship was silly, and the races had these dynamic angles and so I downloaded it

>>715168149
Literal anime HORSE girls.

finally watching cinderella and the quality is really good but why is cap a goal-less horse? Is this real life? Also her rival is a literally who that isn't even in the game, I can't take her seriously lol

>>715167883
I heard that Japanese KFC is only using the name as brand recognition, but they're totally doing their own thing with the menu, which is why it's better than American KFC.

what is goo goo babies exactly

>>715166693 (OP)
Big Machico W

go to your general horsefuckers

I've seen Goldship pulling some insane comebacks but this one was straight up bullshit.

>>715168492
>horsefuckers
These are my daughters

>>715168146
Thanks anon for being honest. I can see that as a reason.
Sadly I detest gacha as a practice

>>715167482
>>715167540
that SUCKS!!!!

>>715166693 (OP)
Newfag here, i thought you guys was memeing about Bakushin only need speed...

>>715168407
>why is cap a goal-less horse
keep watching
> Also her rival is a literally who that isn't even in the game
CinGray has a lot of umas that aren't in the game, they did add a few in the JP version, and even more could get added maybe.
The original trilogy has more appearances of the horses you see in the game, especially in this early Global phase.

>>715168552
LMAO Special Needs ran out of Stamina/Guts right before the finish line.

>>715168326
>friends say it's good
>download it
>run my first real career with Gold Ship
>four races in and I'm Kramer with her in 17th until she shoots ahead to first in a massive upset
It drags you in pretty well

>>715168584
well then go away

>>715168552
Kino

>>715168552
I think the game would be more fun if the horses could learn combat moves, where they shove, punch and kick other horses in order to advance.

>>715168709
fuck off zoomer

>>715168709
this is based but I imagine horse purists will seethe

basically Steel Ball Run

>>715168016
>Thinking made me
Deep

>>715168737
fuck off gen alpha

>>715168621
Yeah I watched S1 and S2 already. I skipped S3 since I don't care about Kitasan.

>>715168709
Too violent but also there already exists “offensive” skills in which you make the other horses do worse

>>715167438
I was screaming in my head at first since horses shouldn't eat meat but then I remembered they usually got for a chick when presented with the opportunity

>>715168814
Your subhuman kind of
>hurr dur the game would be better if it had EXPLOSIONS AND GUNS LOL
need to fucking die, I'm glad your generation will never reproduce. So your ilk dies with you.

>>715168709
>t. Goldship

How do I turn this worthless piece of shit off?

>>715168819
S3 has its good parts like Satono Diamond, so I would say it's worth for completion.

>>715169047
Literally everything she says is wrong

>>715169180
what the fuck is her problem?

>>715168737
>>715168814
>>715168991
Ain't nothing like derailing the horse game thread to be about your retarded generation nonsense. You're both faggots regardless of what era you're from.

What's the beat way to train silence suzuka?
Pic unrelated

>>715169326
Winner mindset

>>715168709
They should make a spinoff game about cross country endurance racing

>>715168552
CHADship

Im just running it in the back cause I like music and announcers screaming

>>715168907
Umas eat meat all the time, it's more obvious in the anime but even the game also has those hamburgers with a carrot on the top, like when you finish the URA final.

>>715168709
Have you seen Gold Ship's unique skill animation?

>cleared URA finals with 8 different girls
so... what else is there to do?

>>715169581
>Taiki can't go fifteen minutes without talking about steaks, burgers, or barbecue
I love my American horse

Holy shit, the very first time i won URA finale is with this ugly bald horse

>>715167883
better than american but still overpriced compared to all the better food around you, at least in tokyo

>>715169739
>level 35 fine motion
>still needs the bakushin crutch
kek

>>715169739
Congrats, you won with the tutorial character.

>>715169739
thats not very bakushin of you bro

Big Daiwa boobs

>>715167021
MLP ended years ago. let it go, barneyfag

>>715169739
You might win with other horses if you level up your fucking cards, what is this? level 7? lmao

>>715169642
We're kinda waiting for the Kitasan banner nuke to drop.
It's also coming with a new Event so you can grind for those Event Points and get rewards.

Sell me on the horse girls. Is it actually fun or just fotm gacha?

>nice nature bitches about how she always comes in third
>she's won every single race, including the one vs cracked out Teito
I think she has no self confidence, bros...

>>715170119
It's a rouge lite raising sim game.
If you're into that then this game is like crack.

>>715170119
The gacha is worthless and retarded. The horse racing is the addicting part and they give you enough items to play for 50 hours straight and only go through half of the refreshes.

>>715170119
It's a shallow princess raising sim predatory gacha with roguelite elements. Worst of all, the girls all look the same.

>>715170026
I don't know how to play, I just all in speed

>>715169880
Vodka is so lucky...

>>715169836
bro you’re telling me you locked eyes with the bald default Bakushin and didn’t feel the urge to yell BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN like a man possessed? that’s like step one of the experience lmao

happy meek is best uma

I'M FUCKING ADDICTED
SO I CAN'T QUIT

>need one more random loot drop from team trials for ticket
>lose all 3 against lowest ranking teams
>beat the highest ranking team with scores close to my current highscore
>but no loot drop fuck you
the pvp in this game is dogshit

>>715170343
CHOCOLATE HORSEXO

>>715170119
its free, you waste less time reading this thread than trying it out yourself, its not even 6gb in size.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>715170523
skill issue

>>715170324
ei.
ei.
ooo.

Hell yeah! Unlocked the 3-star outfit for my tomboy cutie! Let's go!

>>715169982
why not both

>>715170523
try not being a speedmax retard in career next time

>>715170259
>doesn't think, only pumps speed
>insults Bakushin
Ironic

>>715170652
how did you do it?

>>715170652
How do you get her? The gacha?

>>715170259
So you're literally Bakushin

Subhuman tranime gacha. Kys now

>pick Rice Shower with my first free ticket and fail her career run 4 times in a row at around the 3rd main race
>try Daiwa and completely obliterate any and everything
hmm

>>715171104
>picked worst girl

>>715171104
>play hard character
>lose
>play easy character
>win
????

mambo
omatsuri mambo

>>715171093
I didn't like her design at first but her cute voice and personality won me over.

>>715170593
happy meek in shambles

>>715170652
>>715171093
>helmet hair

>>715171104
Her career is hard, you need about 600 stam and gourmsnd or swinging maestro so you can go over 700+ speed
But remember, do it for her, Onii-sama

>>715171196
>personality
"gym rat lift maxer" is not a personality

>>715171196
Her and Nice Nature are the best girls personality wise, and it's not even close.

>>715168709
haha, yeah, they could like push each other down, and then suffocate them to death by sitting on their face, would be pretty funny.

>>715171185
does the game say who's "easy" and "hard"?

>>715166693 (OP)
Teio rape

>Use my first Trainee ticket
>Got this shit
...

>>715171196
Same I thought she looked like shit and was disgusting, worse than looking at a literal monster, but she actually won my heart after playing with her. She's really cool and her personality is gold.

>>715171104
late surgers/end closers aren't recommended to newfags, the Rice Shower thing comes from newfags picking her because she's popular, then not knowing how to make her shine.
what you really need to do is a Bakushin playthrough first, then expand from there.

>>715171402
Yes.
>front, sprint
Baby mode
>front
Easy
>long or end
hard
>long, hard
expert

>>715171418
don't roll on trainees

What should i buy in the Daily Sales shop?

>>715171505
>first Trainee ticket
>Trainee ticket
>ticket

>>715171505
30-50 rolls on a trainee banner isn't bad if he only has starter umas and wants a 1* or 2* uma in particular

>>715171549
Stars, except for the uggos
Shoes
Upgrade material

Clocks are for losers and parfaits are for losers that believe in placebo

>>715168552
That's not bullshit. Bullshit is watching Silence Suzuka triggering both Taki Shuttle and Maruzenksy's abilities together then chaining it with her own ability right after and then activating Homestretch and Straightaway acceleration in sequence on a skill point farming race. Where the hell was that focused speed autism in the two championships you screwed up and special week!?

Which Uma in the Headstart voucher have the biggest boobs?

>>715171549
clocks

>>715171549
/v/ once told me to buy everything
Another time, /v/ told me to buy tissues+clocks
Another time, /v/ told me to buy stars + tissues + clocks + shoes

I've decided /v/ doesn't know anything.

I am chronically unlucky whenever I train Maruzensky but she still clutch every single races no matter what. I fails around 6 times 10% trainings in my latest run and her mood goes to shitter because she goes old good new bad after playing in the arcade like the boomer she is.

Horse sized buff anime girls are peak

>>715170858
Get dupes of anyone for statues > trade for Uma stars > raise your Uma to 3 star
Obviously a ryan dupe is best because statues aren't 1:1 past the 25th trade

>>715171703
taiki shuttle

>>715171093
God, I want to eat her pussy so bad

>>715171835
What is statues?

>>715171936
Goddess statuettes, the thing you get when you roll a dupe trainee

>>715171835
Is it convenient to use statues tho? Shouldn't they be used on SSR+?

>>715167883
Japanese KFC is dog shit
It's not even really fried chicken because the skin is soft and soggy

Their seasonal "red hot chicken" (which is actually available right now) is a bit better but nowhere as good as Popeye's and such

>>715171996
So you need to roll the gacha?

>>715172167
define "need"

I SPENT HALF MY RESERVES ON HAYAHIDE DIDN'T GET HER AND NOW I ONLY HAVE 9K CARROTS FOR KITASAN

8k for mlb kitasan is good enough right?

>>715172225
same except mihono bourbon

>>715171835
You can also use Tazuna's daily meme to get statue's, but that's not reliable.

>>715172225
don't let your dick click buttons bro, calm down

>>715169739
How did you feel about gaslighting that poor retarded girl and taking advantage of her for 3 whole years?

>>715172090
Nigga it's a waifu game
If you're waifu doesnt look cute then what the fuck are you here for

I want the full Teletrak experience, can you bet on the honse girls?

>>715171549
Everything
Money is infinite, everything else is limited

>>715172287
If you're a luckchad yes

>>715172090
Not really desu. Stars upgrade isn't that huge for SSR. It biggest use is to unlock racing costume of lower rarities and it associated events, SSR already got their costume unlocked so it effect is really small.

On a date with Fuji Kiseki...

>>715172331
I don't have a waifu, I train everyone, and prefer none.

>>715172167
you can also get them from daily races / team races / legend races, when you play those modes it can activate the "daily sale" which sells Star Pieces, although they're randomized

>>715172346
Someone should rig something like saltybet up for this but it lets people register their own horses

>>715172362
Money is limited by TP

yes i skip the dialogue
yes i skip the concerts
yes i skip 75% of the races

>>715172320
I can't help it bro her hair is too sexy

>won J Cup easily
>felt relief in finishing Bourbon's career
>Daiwa's big kiddies kept blocking her at Arima Kinen
>fail
Daiwa didn't even win once in my clock resets she just kept stopping Bourbon from moving wtf.

>>715172449
TP is unlimited

>>715172486
I don't need to watch races because I believe in my horse

Fenomeno, The Nationalistic Honse Factoids

>Stay Gold's son, (Sibling to Gold Ship, Orfevre, Nakayama Festa, Dream Journey)
>Why the uniform design?
>Fenomeno retired from stallion life and became a lead horse for Oiwake Farm (they handle monitoring the traffic).
>Fenomeno's trainer, Hirofumi Toda, wore sunglasses and looked very intimidating and scary.
>Toda is also a very patriotic man, that’s why he thought winning Tenno-Sho is a greater honour than winning the triple-crowns. Fenomeno won two Tenno-Sho for him.
>He was called a “Monster”, and sometimes the Second Black Assassin (like Rice Shower) because of his Spring Tenno Sho consecutive wins.
>Unlike other Stay Gold crops, he was not a very temperamental horse and was very obedient to commands.
>He was the boss horse in Miho Training Center at the time, that’s why he has a poor relationship with Gold Ship, another boss horse. They are both treated by fans as rivals.
>Also has a poor relationship with Orfevre.
>His team and Gold Ship’s team also treat each other as rivals. Takatoshi Imanami, Gold Ship’s groom said in an interview before the 2013 Takarazuka Kinen: “We don’t want to lose to that horse.” In the end Gold Ship still lost to him 2 to 3.
>Fought against Gentildonna a lot, with a 5-5 tie.
>A very serious horse when racing.
>Likes children but children find them scary,
>Nicknamed "Mame-chin" (マ〜メちん; ‘Ma~me-chin’) by Toda, because ‘he looked like a black bean when he was little’. Fenomeno responds well to Mamechin.
>Fenomeno is one of the very few racing horses who actually like his trainer (since trainers usually force horses to do things they don’t like, few horses actually like their trainers). This is a stark contrast to Gold Ship, who always try to murder his trainer whenever he finds a chance.
>It said that he isn’t friendly to tourists and doesn't respond when tourist called him “Mame-chin”.

>>715172362
Whoever talk about money scarcity is usually a whale who do need an ungodly amount of coins to upgrade all of their cards. F2P barely got any support cards at all so there's usually huge surplus of coins.

>>715172523
No it isn't, I have about 70 TP items before I run out

>>715172486
Speedreader god

>>715172697
Even if you use all of them you'll still have another 80 given to you by the time you're done

horse pussy

>>715172225
You simply used your bad luck to get the best pulls during Kita banner ahah

NEED DOBER.

>>715172324
I press skip because reading is for retard
The only thing i need is SPEED

Good news, you don't have to worry about being chased by rapist horse girls as they're not allowed to run at full speed on the streets.

>Want to roll fow new horse bitches
>But /v/ told me to roll for the Kita Blacked card something
What should i do?

>>715173025
>Uma runs at regular speed
>Faster than the fastest men alive
Even with a handicap you are not safe

>>715173025
i fought the uma and, the law won

>>715166693 (OP)
This shit still doesn't run on my phone. Why is everyone racist towards rooted Androids?

>>715173025
>rapist
>following the law

>got gold ship from ssr ticket
bad luck cleansed ahead of kitasan banner

>>715173114
just b urself

>>715173025
That's why Spe-Chan has an ATV. (Fuck Grass Wonder btw).

>>715167883
Why do you think it is good in Japan? It's the same freakin goyslop brand.

>>715173114
are you going to quit the game if you don't have a horse girl with big tits and glasses, or are you going to quit the game if you don't have the metafag support card

>>715167941
I literally just play for the funny way they say the horse girl names
Especially at the end of the race where they say the winning horse's name like 5 times in a row

>>715168709
Am pretty sure a bit more of contact was on the dev table at first but the IP owners said no to seeing their horses getting attacked.

Yeah, I'm mad.

>>715173025
They are still much faster than you

>>715173025
Don't worry. They're going to fix that.

why is Spe-chan's career so easy

>>715173489
>monarchist uma
communist and fascist when?

>>715173418
A bit of violence makes everything more fun.

>>715173454
Bakushin would believe in the 10%

>>715173219
Special "R" Week was GAPED by feral Bulbasaur Wonder in the swealtering summer heat of 1992.

FINE I’LL DOWNLOAD YOUR FUCKING GAME

Stop whatever you're doing and watch this

>>715173620
I wussed out and it didn't even matter cause she got the after victory bonuses
It also didn't matter cause she got 1 speed spark.

>>715173275
What is the name of that short hair horse girl with boob window? Is she in the game yet?

>>715173713
I clapped

>>715173642
'Fraid so. Many are saying this.

>>715173730
not yet but she will be in the game this year.

>>715171549
Clocks, maybe stars. But I only do the 5000 cost ones so I can put money into skills

how do i win an ura finale
i usually lose on the last goal or first qualifier
what should i be prioritizing during training

>>715173727
>she got 1 speed spark.
Incredibly lucky winning the 2% roll

>>715173727
>he gets speed sparks
lucky trainer

So if you're literally the only Pace Chaser with no Front Runner, do you get the same stamina consumption as a Front?

>>715173713
i clopped

>>715173730
Fuji Kiseki

>>715173454
Wit + Epilogue stats should be enough

>>715173806
More speed more stamina more power more wits more skills

>>715173025
Nigga they still run at 40km/h on their lanes

my horse raped me in the sweltering hot summer of year 3

>>715173896
Nice Nature?
More like my Wife Nature

>>715173957
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't think you're going to make it with the equine's. Get me and Urarataker a six-pack of carrots and maybe we'll see how we feel about you.

>>715173876
please respond

I can play without good support cards
I can't play without my favorite umawife

>>715173876
>No Front Runner in the race. In this case, the Pace Chaser who takes 1st will ignore Position Keep and start acting like a Front Runner, with everyone else basing their positions off them. If there are no Pace Chasers too, then a Late Surger, etc. They’ll use their normal multipliers, so when there’s no Front Runner in the race, Pace Chasers become very scary.
They become very scary.

>>715167438
y

Spe-Chan's Flaws: The True Face of Japan's Supreme Commander

>Grew up with Grass Wonder in Northern Farm Kuko Branch
>Seemingly good friends
>Till they weren't
>Grass Wonder didn't appear to have issues with Spe and the farm staff noted no instigating incident, but suddenly Spe simply despised them and would become abrasively hostile to them.
>This hostility was carried over to all Chestnut-Coloured Horses by association.

>Met El Condor Pasa
>Failed to ever defeat them
>Lost Horse of the Year to them, spurring on Spe's team to become aggressive in the media regarding it

>Ended up sharing a retirement home with Grass Wonder and El Pasa
>Continued to hate both
>During a fan-meet event in 2019, Spe showed complete disdain to have to be out and about with Grass Wonder
>Grass Wonder was unfazed and in retort sported an enormous erection in Spe's direction
>Grass Wonder had to be led away lest it upset the visiting fans
>We know little about how Spe-chan reacted
>Likely angrily

>Spe hated mating
>Would become problematic, aggressive and disdainful if forced to
>Would even 'fake' mating to the annoyance of the staff
>Unless it was Mejiro Dober, for some reason
>Spe-Chan's lust for Mejiro Dober is so great that when mating was done, he'd have to be forced away from Dober due to his desire to immediately begin a second round.

>>715173713
the first word kinda looks like nigga if you remove the u

>>715173905
Yeah, I figured
>>715173819
>>715173873
I dunno, I got a better run that didn't get maxed out.

>>715167883
America (slop) <<<<<< Japan (salty as fuck) < China < Thailand = Indonesia = Malaysia

>>715174230
so fucking based
couldn't pull out of dober if he wanted

>>715170730
The team trials are either rigged as fuck to force 50/50 or people at higher ranking are auto placing bad horses with inflated high scores because I just got a full 5 win on another highest ranking guy on team trials which never has happened when I picked on the lowest or middle guy in team trials
I put a lot of shit in stamina and skills too, even with agnes + nice nature with debuffs my medium end goldship just jobs when she cleared her career with GOAT

>>715174230
This is my hero?

Damn this manime went from good to kino real fast.

How do I build and Oguri? Stamina? aka: 3 stam cards + 2 speed cards?

thanks rice but i wish it was manhattan giving me the wishes

>>715174230
>he fell in love with Condor's sloppy seconds
poetry

>>715174121
lol

>>715174427
>whales are retarded
More news at 11

>>715174121
In one hand you get a raw boost, in the other hand in late-game/pvp I imagine a lot of skills are tied to your style, so going from front to pace means not being able to activate them, which is still something to consider.

>>715174450
She look like Jeanus from FGO

>>715174576
its not whales, just f2p retards that think training speed and getting a B+ is all that matters. I've inflated horses of my own which I don't use in pvp because my C+ horses fare better due to stat balance.

>>715174450
>How do I build and Oguri?

>>715174608
>She looks like Jeanus
Correct

>>715171104
Literally just borrow a super creek support from one of the billion people with it and get Swinging Maestro
That's literally it. Stop blaming your Umas for your skill issues

>>715174764
>literally just get this very specific thing from a specific card on your blind playthrough, scrub

its a shame that late surgers and end closers take so many skills and stats to get going because they're truly the kinoest of styles

>>715174897
you should always get swinging maestro no matter what you retard, it's why super creek's card is so highly rated
bad trainers blame their horses

>>715174764
Recovery skills are for pussies.

>>715174897
>i didn't pick up stamina skills and my uma lost a long race. How could this be happening to me?

>>715174450
You can build her for everything really, that's why she is the meta pick. 4 speed+2 power for sprint and mile, 4 speed+2 stamina for medium, and 3 speed+3 stamina for long.

Look how they boxed my girl..

Do I get anything if people borrow my horse? I know supports give friendship points

>>715174956
>>715174987
not one but two actual retards

>>715175037
mob uma bro...

my fucking HERO

>>715175091
semen samples

>>715175037
Get BAKUSHIN'd, nerd.

>>715175091
you get coins

>>715171104
Took me a few tries before I started to get how to train the umas a bi better. In my first Ura win Rice only lost two early races and won everything else.

>>715175109
>can't figure out how to win
>blame your uma
>call others retards
Uh huh

>>715174897
Here's a tip newbro, enter the [Friends] window > click [Search ID] > Enter the numbers below > click [Follow]
929185482527

Now when starting a career click the Friend card slot and you can add it to your playthrough.

How do I make Bourbon work?

Daily reminder that you all have brain damage.

Can someone give me a qrd on how clubs work? I tried asking /vg/ trannies but no one replied

>>715175320
you say that as if that isn't a requirement to post here

>>715175235
yes i couldn't figure out how to win as a free2play with my first uma being Rice Shower and doing a blind playthrough
uh huh

>>715175367
>circlejerk requesting and passing the same items around
>get points

>>715175172
doesn't she need stamina and power? she runs long races

>Skipping dialogues and stories for the first time
Skip fags should get the rope
At least try to get to know your horse daughters for fucks sake

>>715175367
>join a club
>if its not full of retards, people will request shoes and the club will get ranked
>give shoes, earn club points
>if the club is inactive and gay, join another one

>>715175292
>This account has gathered the maximum followers.

>>715175435
what about the monthly rewards, is it just based on club rank

>>715175292
>linking a max follower account
trolled softly

>>715172402
September is too far away

can you realistically get 14000 more carats before the end of the kitasan banner?

>want to play with horse girls
>Not available in your region

>>715175589
yeah, just use [that]

>>715175442
She does, but she competes on the medium URA cup so I build her with that in mind first.

>>715175602
What country? Even slavs are able to access the game

What does mochi soup taste like? I thought mochi was a dessert.