Thread 715168337

How would you defeat it?
>just wai-
The event horizon is getting closer, bucko

turn 360 and walk away

there's nothing to be defeated

>>715168337 (OP)
I would gladly embrace the endless spaghettified abyss. Release me from this demonic purgatory.

piss into it

>>715168337 (OP)
The power of friendship! And OP gear I got from the true ending DLC I beat accidentally before main story.

>>715168337 (OP)
People used to think thunderstorms are a world-ending event that represents the wrath of the gods, what are the chances that shit like this is a nothingburger once it is fully explored?

embrace it

>>715168337 (OP)
>The event horizon is getting closer, bucko
the fuck do you mean "it's getting closer", YOU'RE THE ONE GOING NEAR IT! Just walk away lmao

>>715168337 (OP)
>hole
Easy.

>>715168687
>bends time and space so hard they switch places in the even horizon
>nothingburger

>>715168514
Congrats, it orbited away and back at sub light speed to wet your pants, now everyone's staring

That's pussy-shit I just have use my oil water setup to infinitely levitate out of it's whore sucking range then wait a billion years until hawking radiation dissipates and it'll fizzle out like nothing ever happened

>>715168857
Supermassive ones sometimes get yeeted out of their galaxies
Better smash R1 to dodge

>>715168989
>source: i made it up (literally)

Wait, why am I trying to defeat a compact stellar object?
>Uh its gunna suck in everyy-
Black holes make up 0.0000000000001% of the universe and for the vast majority of space are thousands of light years away. The only place you have to worry about black holes and their qasars is in globular clusters and the galactic center.

>>715168337 (OP)
I'd just punch it to death, it'd be easy

>>715169689
>Soace is fake and gay unlike my baby cot snowglobe, checkmake!

>>715169443
>don't mind me just pirating your constellation

Drop a billion lions into it

>>715169801
>not sticks
its like you're not trying to win

Negitive mass and no that isnt the same thing as antimatter

>>715168987
(C82) [櫻井台エネルギー (櫻井エネルギー)] VAMPIRE KISS (東方Project)

>>715169786
It is fake and gay. Moon landing was a hoax done in a studio and the Mars photos were taken in the Nevada desert with a red filter sorry you're just a gullible pussy retard

has anyone, you know, um, ha ha

>>715170003
meds

Space is fake, chuds

>>715170003
>he still believes the internet is real

spoice is the biggest money laundering scam ever

>>715168337 (OP)
I could've swore Saitama punched through a black hole in OPM, so Saitama

>>715170003
Why would someone who praises science think philosophy is outdated? Isn't that where antichristians get all their morals?

>>715169625
They make up 99.99999% of all matter in the universe though so checkmate

>>715169790
kekd heartily

>>715168459
That would be the very opposite of a release. The hell that would await you inside is so horrific that it can't be articulated.

>>715169589
Nah, he is actually right. The singularity is a point in time, not in space.

>>715168459
you wouldn't be spaghettified.
there is a causal boundary such that nothing within can affect anything outside.
this means you would undergo a sort of casual disintegration where your underlying chemical bonds would not be able to maintain any information transfer

>>715171653
Stop policing people's kinks

>>715168337 (OP)
I would simply refuse to be sucked in, and fire off a level 99 Kaioken x1000000000 SSJ God 4 Big Bang Kamehameha to blow it up to protect my friends and family

>>715168337 (OP)
I would start aggressively masturbating and make it go away

>>715168337 (OP)
my (slightly discolored) white hole will cancel it out

>>715168337 (OP)
>bucko
I guess that depends on how you define "event horizon", wouldn't you say?

>>715170003
The hole in the Dark Ages is real, but it wasn't caused by the church, as they were some of the biggest proponents and delvers into scientific discoveries. They guarded scientific discovery literally with their lives in some cases.

>>715168403
fpbp

>>715171653
yeah, instead of vertical spaghetti, you become horizontal spaghetti
it's still spaghetti and I've spilt it

>look up guide to beat boss
>doesn't make it any easier

>>715170003
>actually, I don't know what rationalism is

>>715170003
Why didn't the Soviet Union try and debunk the moon landings? Surely the USA's number 1 enemies at the time would jump at the chance to reveal the US as liars on the world stage again.

>>715170003
based schizo retard

arent these just heavy suns? you would be overtoasted well before you get near one

>>715174117
They have a lot more in common with white dwarfs and neutron stars than they do our sun, which essentially are the most compact bodies you can get without bypassing a fundamental force (electromagnetic for when a white dwarf becomes a neutron star, and then the strong nuclear force when a neutron star becomes a black hole). They don't evnerate energy on their own, all heat is residual.

>>715174375
so they're just dying star systems? neat. what happens to the core does it turn into a planet or it just evaporates?

>>715174612
Nobody knows, but it probably just evaporates through quantum field effects since the gravitation field would prevent it from returning to just a normal planet.

>Black hole is big chunk of matter
>Add big chunk of antimatter
>Black hole defeated

>>715174612
black holes are stars that are usually at least 3-4 times the mass of our own sun. Stars keep burning and keep their shape by an incredibly delicate balance of constant nuclear fusion (think millions of hydrogen bombs going off every second) versus its own weight trying to crush its core.
When a star that big runs out of hydrogen and helium to continue nuclear fusion, gravity wins and the star collapses in on itself. Smaller stars simply burn out, stars like ours expand into red giants, and larger stars implode in a supernova sending its shell flying through the solar system and leaving behind the core which usually becomes a white dwarf or neutron star. Anything heavier can’t keep its shape and collapses into a black hole, all of the matter gets crushed into a singular point with infinite density.
Fundamentally because nothing can escape from the event horizon, it is functionally impossible to actually retrieve any information about what has passed through it. Black holes themselves only have three “observable” properties: mass (what fell in and how much gravity it exerts), spin (conservation of the angular momentum of anything that fell in it), and charge.

>>715171653
>casual disintegration
>mfw casuals can't even deal with hardcore disintegration

>>715171653
ok tough guy how do YOU know
my grandpa said he saw kids get spaghettified on his way to school when they had to walk past the black hole, both ways. I think he knows more about spaghettification then you

>>715168779
Sounds like propaganda from Big Hole

>>715169905
Faggot

>>715168337 (OP)
Seduce and penetrate.

>>715175326
damn. well i hope they act like weird bends where objects can meet at shorten times. like a wrinkle in blanket or fabric

>>715168337 (OP)
Throw Tonn 816 at it

>>715168337 (OP)
put it in a containment cell with SCP-682
it will result in [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED] and at least casualties

>>715168687
Pretty sure getting struck by lighting is still a pretty bad thing even in you know is just electricty.

>>715168687
>understand how enemy works
>not scary anymore
grug use fire for cook, fire is friend

>>715169689
Facts concerning the late Arthur Jermyn and his family.

>>715168337 (OP)
>Roll forwards
>Iframe through attack
>Backstab with hornet Ring
ggwp well what is it

>>715171653
Actually you wouldn't be disintegrated by gravitational tidal forces. The accretion disk is full of accelerated plasma and would fry you instantly before you ever got near to the event horizon.

>>715171452
then how come it spins?

>>715178776
Because it's a good trick.

>>715178698
>Attack has lingering grab hitbox unaligned with the animation
I hate when that happens.

You would be dead before you could even see it with the naked eye from gravitational forces alone, assuming you don't have a magic space ship.

>>715168779
If a black hole is a gateway to another universe, then it stands to reason that the sub-universe contains less enery and mass than the parent universe due to thermodynamics. This being the case, reality as a whole is dying, fragmenting until child universes can no longer form black holes and succumbing to final entropy.

>>715170003
>he thinks he's actually posting on the internet

>>715173657
>thinking the cold war was real
Anon.... just.....

>>715168337 (OP)
by playing nortubel

Uhh can't I just adjust my trajectory until I am stabily orbiting the black hole and there's no danger of falling in?

How would you defeat it?

>>715179152
It doesn't exist coherently long enough to defeat. Neither do you.

>>715168337 (OP)
By feeding it anti-particles.

>>715179142
>stable orbit around a black hole
>no reaction mass to do anything else
Congratulations, you got yourself caught.

>>715179152
this is the most cope theory in the copest branch of science ever to exist

>>715179321
And for some reason it's becoming more and more relevant.

>>715179321
It's not a real theory, it's a deliberate ad absurdum intended to bring astrophysicists back to earth when they get to crazy with the existentialism.

Why are there so few cosmic horror games

>>715179212

not only it does exist, it also replicates

crazy how we accept blackholes in our existence and pretend not to be afraid of it.
the unobserved cosmic phenomenon shall be our end.

>>715179612
They require high IQ to enjoy.

>>715179717
It's just a densely packed ball of stuff.

>>715175326
>>715174612
Not all black holes are formed from collapsing stars though.

>>715179910
Only in theory, in practice stars are the only things massive enough to form them

>>715179612
Play Bloodborne.

>>715170003
I mean your basedjack is based, but you're essentially the retarded mirror version of the "I heckin love science!" bros which is just as retarded.

>>715168337 (OP)
I use the delete tool from Garry's Mod

>>715168548
it's a stew

>>715173450
>Wikibro
So yeah, you don't know anything about rationalism

>>715179249
Why would it care?

>>715179910
the gravitational collapsse of a star is the only semi frequent event that has the required mass and circcumsrnaxes. anything elss usually involves two black holes merginf

>>715180120
If your topic can't be accurately summarized in a Wikipedia article, it isn't real. It's been too consumed by an endless circlejerk of faggots saying BUT THAT'S NOT *REAL* [THING] that it has effectively ceased to exist.

>>715179612
>Bloodborne
>Dead Space
>Darkwood
>Sunless Sea
>World of Horror
>Look Outside
There's a lot, dude

>>715168459
fucking italians man
weirdos

>>715180323
>Wikibro doubling down on his surface level understanding of any given topic
It just keeps getting worse

>>715180323
actual retard

>>715180014
What exactly is cosmic horror about bloodborne? Never played it, always thought it was just dark souls with a different set of models for the monsters and different weapons

>>715180264
Because the funny wheelchair man was a genius.

>>715168337 (OP)
*orbits u at 8% the speed of light*

What are you even supposed to do against this?

Do you guys think we will colonise mars/the moon within the next 100 years?

>>715180546
It's game about exploring the ruins of a civilization that started using the blood of an ancient, God like alien race who collectively went insane and mutated into monsters. It's about as cosmic horror as it gets

>>715179910
the only other method is from primordial black holes being formed simply by parts if the universe being dense shortly after the big bang.

>>715180727
we won’t be around in a 100 years anon

>>715180727
no

>>715168337 (OP)
Feed it more mass.

>>715180708
I suck it all down like I normally do

>>715180746
Huh, neat

>>715180708
>~54 million light years away
>central supermassive black hole so large it's easier to photograph than the black hole at the center of our own galaxy

>>715168403
/thread

>>715180863
It should be noted that while you can parse the motivations of the factions of people in Yharnam, the Great Ones or the eldritch beings borderline on incomprehensible. And most of the narrative is about people's reactions to things way too powerful for them rather than figuring out how to stop whatever the Great Ones are doing. The closest you can get is that some of them are trying to reproduce and they're using humans to do it.

>>715180968
There's no superheated dust blocking the view of that black hole

>>715181467
Jesus, vacuum your living space you filthy degenerate.

>>715181629
>Sagittarius A* is a shut in NEET that hasn't cleaned its room in 13.61B years

>>715181629
The dust is mine. Come and take it.

>>715168337 (OP)
with enough resources you could theoretically just pump too much energy into it

>>715182349
bro ask me how i know you've never seen the paint bubble episode of spongebob

>>715180727
>Do you guys think we will colonise mars/the moon within the next 100 years?
Have colonies? Yes probably.
Permanently colonize or terraform? No.

Within 100 years I can definitely see some non-self sufficient outposts on the moon. Mars probably will have a few visits for scientific reasons or, more likely, initial land claims disguised as scientific missions but these will be non-permanent bases designed for one mission.
Terraforming takes too long for the 100 year timeline, so any Mars outpost will be bringing all their own air and materials, which necessarily makes it very difficult.
The Moon is close enough that a semi-permanent colony could be set up in that timeframe though. Probably setting up in lava tubes or bigger craters.

A lot of anons, especially younger ones, seem to forget how much CAN happen in 100 years. Hell the last 25 years saw the entire internet as we know it grow up. And people born in 1900 would have seen the first powered flight AND the first trip to the moon in their lifetime.
We're in a seemingly pretty stagnant period, but there is a lot of stuff that has been proven in prototypes and cutting edge labs, if even some of that stuff proves viable there will be some exciting times coming.

>>715180727
Even if we do The Outer Worlds did not paint a picture I want to live in. You just know the way we currently have structured power only a corpo hellscape can get us off Earth. Global governments are fucked.

>>715180708
You do what any sensible species does and expand.
The more locations you exist in, the less likely a single disaster kills you all.
First we spread out in the solar system, then we expand into nearby stars.

It won't be easy. But this universe appears to be ours. Its all for us. We need to take it. Manifest destiny on a scale unimaginable to our ancestors.

>>715180708
Mass Relays.

>>715184696
As things advance, the capability of achieving orbit has become progressively easier. At some point that capability will be accessible even to regular people.
Corps and governments have never been able to keep technology and advancement from regular people. And if they try they can't keep everyone down forever.

The universe is ours. Not some corpo dicks, not some government's. Its MAN'S

>>715184948
Unless you're looking to manifest it using your 3rd eye you need infrastructure and resources.

>>715168337 (OP)
Jump in come out the other side

>>715185130
Anon, private citizens have achieved orbit without a payload. Its only a matter of time before they can do it with a human sized payload.
No you can't do it just by yourself, but simple organization isn't hard.

>>715185464
>but simple organization isn't hard.
It just always spins away into stakeholders value propositions. I'll keep a little hopium in reserve on the off chance you're right.

>>715178972
all bets are off when you live in a universe where energy/matter can spontaneously pop into existence from the vacuum.

Black holes are just a type of star that we don't understand. They take matter, fuse it, and shit out the energy formed in the process via relativistic jets. We don't know what they fuse matter into, or why that fissile material (as a core) does not collapse (aka being stronger than nuclear force itself) and we can't know.

>>715171653
>i know what would happen and here's what that is
knowing people like you would be humbled in the face of god is consolation enough to be a part of his wrath

>>715171653
>nothing can affect anything outside
Then what the fuck is a relativistic jet? I swear, modern interpretations of black holes are more archaic than flat Earthers'.

>>715186493
The matter that makes up the jets never enters the event horizon, it is given absurd velocity from a combination of rotational energy and magnetic fields. Remember that it is possible to extract energy from a spinning black hole's momentum because the ergosphere (where energy can be extracted) projects beyond the event horizon.

>>715168337 (OP)
Literally just nuke it

>>715186963
>every problem is a nail
It's all so tiresome.

>>715186112
Idk why you mention accretion disks and jets, that's on the outside of the EH and therefore on its own not much more interesting than neutron stars. Are you mixing up BHs with quasars?

What do you mean by "just a type of star"? Is this just a reshuffling of term or is there some established property of black holes you're trying to contradict, like the no-hair theorem, Schwarzschild metric tensor sign flip, BH information paradox?

>>715186846
Or it does, and is ejected with forces we do not understand. Neither theory has any scientific backing, whether it be in theoretical physics or applied. There is a -serious- reason that the TOV limit is theoretical.

>>715187230
The fact that you can phonepost proves Einstein right. Signals being sent over satellite must be given general relativistic corrections. It's not Einstein's fault that the universe allows for singular mass distributions.

>>715187128
Closer to a quark star than anything defined in current theories. Imagine if a quark star, or strangelet star, was basically the point between a neutron star and a black hole, and given enough energy, the metals (astrophysics "metals") being formed are far heavier what we have observed in our current model of understanding (hydrogen > helium > oxygen > etc etc, down to iron and a theoretical beyond). Allowing higher energy binding in the core, at this point presumably due to quantum superimposition.

When you touch on lepton generation and quark fundamentals you begin to realize we do not understand what happens when a black hole forms, at all.

>>715187594
In environmental conditions we cannot observe, and in which our only math is beyond theoretical..you claim to know for certain what is happening?

>>715186963
>nuke something more dense than a star

>>715168337 (OP)
Fightin' round the universe
>>715168459
To later be released as radiation, ... Right?

>>715178774
It's probably also hot as fuck considering all the energy being sucked in.

>>715187774
oh yeah, its schizo time.
Every space thread has some faggot spouting buzzwords claiming to be smarter than physicists. Its always hilarious.

>>715179249
Matter and anti-matter both have mass. The reason Hawking Radiation saps mass from a black hole is because a virtual particle becomes real and leaves the black hole with the energy debt. What baffled me is why the black hole is more likely to be left holding the bag than the outside universe.

>>715189614
The virtual particles form in matter-antimatter pairs
If the pair forms right at the event horizon, such that one is within and the other outside, one escapes. Therefore the black hole is left holding the bag.
Its why Hawking Radiation is so stupidly slow. It will take like a bajillion fifillion years to evaporate even moderately sized black holes.

>>715180968
>black hole is so fucking huge that the speed of causality causes the shit orbiting around it to look it's going at a snail pace in comparison to smaller (but still supermassive) black holes
Fucking wild

>Milky Way will collide with Andromeda, possibly with Triangulum too
>The central black holes will merge
>Milkymeda will become supermassive from the shitton of material and become a quasar, most likely wiping off humanity in the process, if we still exist
Prevent this nerds.

>>715179612
Underspace

>>715186112
>They take matter, fuse it, and shit out the energy formed in the process via relativistic jets
This kinda true, but not really. The stuff shooting out the jets never actually enters the event horizon, they're just released out of orbit from the magnetic poles. I don't even think it gets hot or pressurized enough to spark fusion.

>>715189915
>black hole is so fucking huge that the speed of causality causes the shit orbiting around it to look it's going at a snail pace in comparison to smaller (but still supermassive) black holes
I don't get, why? Is it being huge the only reason for it? Wild is two black holes colliding. Reading now and then astro physics. Galaxies can clash and planets can survive this, awesome. We could even have a wild night sky when or if that ever happens, and survive it, too.

>>715189850
Why is the black hole left holding the bag, though? Wouldn't half the time result in the outside universe having to cover the debt, thus adding more energy to the black hole?

>>715186265
its a simple conclusion drawn from the fact that not even light can escape

>>715190261
It's because the stuff can't orbit it faster than the speed of light. The stuff orbiting the black holes on the left and right are going at the same speed, but they look different in comparison to the size of the black holes themself.

>>715189965
*cum into the void*
checkmake

Alright, what did I miss this time? Why are anons talking about Black Holes and what have you like it's the apocalypse or whatever?

>>715189586
Yeah, and it's you.
>no-hair theorem, Schwarzschild metric tensor sign flip, BH information paradox
I'm not saying I'm right; I'm saying that you need to understand that you could be wrong.

>>715190159
Can you show me non-theoretical equations proving any of what your saying? A single accepted model? No? Neither can I. Fifty year old propositions by men smarter than us claimed they couldn't know, why so vehemently defend something that you have no possible means of understanding?

Space is fake and gay

>>715190886
Azathoth is stirring in his sleep again

>>715190974
>non-theoretical equations
Can you show me a single non-theoretical equation for literally anything?

>>715168337 (OP)
It will eventually evaporate. So you basically need to keep distance for a really long time and one day it will cease to exist

>>715191197
2+2=4

We live in a base 10 world, anon. Do you know where you are?

>>715191252
>2+2=4
Nice theory, anon.

>>715179001
>thinking anons are real
just...

>>715189965
Nah, we'll make it

>>715191479
4chan is just you and that other guy with a 4chan pass that replies really fast

Shouldn't this dude just disintegrate anything around him with a black hole of this size?

>>715191202
The time for this to happen is so long the human mind literally can't comprehend it.

>>715189965
What if we shot at Andromeda with our guns and called it slurs while mocking how shit their mass effect game was?

>>715168337 (OP)
Black holes aren't real.

>>715191820
That's what he does to bosses he beats

>>715168337 (OP)
By the logic of h*wking books, and old theories - if you actually see blvck hole - you are dead, just don't know it yet, personally i don't believe it, but there must be something in the center of our galaxy...

>>715168337 (OP)
Open console and delete it

>>715192491
You're not real.

>>715189965
If you think humanity will exist at this point in time you're fucking crazy.

>>715189965
One of the things that bugs me about dying is not being able to know the ending. I want to know if humanity will somehow survive all the apocalyptic space shit.

A black hole is no more dangerous than a star or a planet. Crashing into any stellar body will kill you, thankfully the vast majority of space is empty so it's quite hard to hit anything.

>>715195665
>Crashing into any stellar body will kill you
i fall on the ground all the time and im still alive. debunked.

>>715193469
Funny. I doubt it, I do get the logic behind it.

>>715193667
... I'm a... Blackhole?

>>715190465
I see, it's that massive. Ridiculous. Like constructing such a huge building that it gets it's own atmosphere.

Is there a known mechaniam that can catapult a sun or star out of it's orbit?

>>715168337 (OP)
>the event horizon is getting closer
Some retarded nigger typed this.

>>715168337 (OP)
I'd throw a dildo in there and since spaghettification undergoes time-dilation I'd tell all the magnitars and neutron stars that the black hole is sucking a dildo forever.

And then we'd all laugh and start making jokes about black holes being trannies, and no matter what they will always die as their father's sun.
And then when the black hole runs away from our mockery we'll laugh and ask if it's running off because it's TIME for its DILATIONs.

Always bully black holes.

>>715168548
I've seen one before, everyone has. So I'm certain it's a black hole.

>>715170003
>>715169689
I JUST WANNA HAVE A FUNNY FUCKING THREAD ABOUT THE FUNNY FUCKING HOLE YOU THING-IS-FAKE NIGGER
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>715197570
>black hole default state: male
That's very gay

>>715198034
Just like black holes.
I'm sorry, but it transitioned from Sun to Black Hole.
If you're masturbating to black holes you are masturbating to a literal tranny.

Also all butterflies are troons.

>>715169689
It's his 250,000th cousin not his grandpa why do people still think this retarded shit

>>715197375
>Is there a known mechaniam that can catapult a sun or star out of it's orbit?
Something bigger coming close enough (still insanely far away) to boot it out of orbit, like a rogue black hole that's whizzing through the universe.

>>715198694
>traveling black hole.
That does exist, sure. Well, afawk. Are there planets that are bigger than stars? A sun is a star with planets, that the definition? What's else in space? Star, planets and moons and debris? Some cool pub space station that only cool people know off?

>>715180708
just parry it retard

>>715168337 (OP)
Full speed ahead

>>715168337 (OP)
This hole is the work of the petty gods. I will pass the event horizon and I WILL seal it shut!

>>715199928
Okay, grandpa. What about boy?

>>715199153
>Are there planets that are bigger than stars?
No.
Stars are Stars because they are big enough their gravity causes everything to be crushed down and start fusion. So a planet can't get that big because it would crush itself, undergo fusion and become a star. There are planets that are very very close, called Brown Dwarfs. They are bigger than Jupiter but not quite big enough to undergo fusion.
>A sun is a star with planets, that the definition?
Sun, afaik, doesn't have a standard scientific definition. Its just what we call our Star. Same thing with calling it Sol.

>>715168779
Nice try black hole

>>715168337 (OP)
Push a white hole into it. They would basically cancel each other out and vanish from existence.

>>715168337 (OP)
get in bitch

>>715199880
That's over 60 mp/h, whoa