Thread 715174265

Has someone ever made fun of you for playing video games?

sex with smugleaf

obese snivy

sex with critters

>>715174265 (OP)
Someone would have to talk to me so no that never happened

>>715174265 (OP)
Yes, this hellsite hates you for being a turn-based RPG fan

>>715175069
Lol

>>715174613
>>715174806
>>715174969
Classic /v/

>>715174265 (OP)
/v/ has

>>715174265 (OP)
built for small pred/large prey

My wife, Serperior

>>715174265 (OP)
No. I'm really hot so historically women never gave a fuck what I did as long as they could brag to their friends that they were fucking me.

>>715175994
what are you lolling for you stupid lizard, you're FROM a turn-based rpg

>>715177214
>got put in NU from UU
rip contrary snake. too predictable and needs terra

>>715174613
>smugleaf
i miss smugleaf era internet

>>715174265 (OP)
I want to be the Snivy :3

>>715180542
TFfags go home

>>715180653
where would that be

>>715174265 (OP)
If any woman over 25 makes fun of you for playing games immediately stop giving her any validation
women 18-25 love video games, take them to arcades, geeky bars, raves, whatever and you'll be boning her the same night
we are living in the golden age boys

>>715180852
I would also like to go home with the TFfags.

got my ass soaped after gym one time because the boys saw me take my 3ds out to look at my streetpasses

>>715182332
atleast you kept your ds game

>>715180653
Does it count as TF if I'm more interested in the end result and not the process?

>>715185798
t. pl_upward tryhard

>>715182332
>ass soaped
?

>year of the snake
where are the snake games?

>>715178089
snekfu

>>715187792
they soaped my ass in the shower

>>715174613
farkin based

>>715174265 (OP)
In high school, there was this one guy who was 2 times my size who kept making fun of my for playing video games.
After a while of it, I had enough and bashed his skull in with a chair.
They had to call an ambulance and he was in hospital for a week because it was a serious fracture.
He took permanent brain damage and when he was returning, he was mentally retarded from the brain damage. He never bullied me again.

>>715178619
Same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8VsUn-RMjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO5jJ7ICYtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZkudGGx-Ys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sL-rWlMsPA

>>715174613
wotter and smugleaf were fake as fuck leaks

>>715189256
damn you have some nice friends how kind of them.

>>715188329
time to bust out the nokia

>>715190574
I still call Snivy "Smugleaf" no matter what.

>>715174265 (OP)
>>715175994
>>715177214
>>715178089
>>715188329
>>715190916
Sexual snake...

>>715190193
It sounds like both of you were retarded before meeting too.

>>715180542
You can be my Snivy

There aren't enough good games with cute mascot companions.

>>715191493
Serperior.... cuddles.... coilsex....

ao3 /works/31748377/chapters/78584458

snex and post-snex vore

>>715191493
sexual? it's just a green banana

>>715192114
>ao3 /works/31748377/chapters/78584458
Umm...

>>715192337
Yes, Anon?

realistically how would you avoid getting totally overpowered by your pokemon when it grows up and becomes horny?

>>715192114
This, but with a male Serperior

>>715192662
That's the thing.
You don't. https://monyu.me/posts/776

I just think of rubber tf and null bulges when looking at this thing

>>715174265 (OP)
>feralfaggot

>>715192662
anon, what the fuck are you talking about? YOU're the horny one. they'd be doing all they could just to keep you in line.

>>715174265 (OP)
>>715175994
>>715178089
cutedom

>>715192984
Why? You need to stop jumping to the most degen option first. Snivy is cute. Snivy can be horny, but not all the time. Try to appreciate Snivy for what it is.

>>715192924
ooh another pokebooru

>>715193519
The forbidden word has been spoken
https://files.catbox.moe/fyvlr8.png

>>715193645
Not specifically a pokebooru. It's for all monsters fucking human women.

>>715193780
ooh. i'll keep it just incase some new npc with a nice booty gets with her mon

>>715193526
Because I know an entire subsection of tf art dedicated to being twinned into to a huge rubber version of this thing with thick thighs, big ass, and null bulge

>>715192114
I'll read this after this thread dies.

>>715194059
How horrific and sexually depraved. You should post some examples so I can see firsthand

>>715192662
You never hear about Pokemons going psychotic and turning on their trainers.

>>715194143
I hope you enjoy it, Anon. I thought it was really cute.

>>715192114
>author uses "it's" for "its"
I shall not be continuing to read your fic

>>715193912
It's great if you like bestiality with a romantic lean. I wouldn't recommend it if like tits and ass more than monster cocks.

>>715194182
I forgot a lot of the art is kind of fat https://e621.net/posts?tags=smugleaf_%28character%29

>Scolipede thread died.
Can I hide here?

>>715174265 (OP)
onahole snek

>>715196063
only if you tell me thoughts on the gen 9 bug and its power

>>715196327
I haven't played gen 9 and it looks dumb. That belongs in digimon, not pokemon.

>>715196412
yeah it does

>>715196327
I'd fuck it.

I want to BE scolipede.

>>715196913
whats your ability and moveset?

>>715197046
Poison point.
Steamroller, Sludge bomb, Venom drench, Defense Curl.

May not be the best moveset, but it sounds the most fun to use.

>>715197637
based. i hope you keep rollin

post more Snivy thanks

>>715198125
Only if you tell me what part of Snivy you like best and why.

>>715198889
Face. Half closed eyes make me feel happy.

>>715199347
Good choice. Every part of Snivy's body is perfect, her face included. Her judging eyes, her prideful mouth, and her sensitive snout all deserve your love.

>>715199561
I have a fondness for small cute creatures like Snivy.

Sex with Snivy
Sex with Servine
Sex with Serperior

could snivy be the most important pokemon creature of this millennium?

>>715199848
I like Serperior too

>>715200020
No.

>>715200232
serperior is bae. toobad the cat's hips made me like her more

Sexy noodlex

>>715200392
Serperior's lack of hips makes her more regal!

>>715200301
>posts pokemon creature from last millennium
?

>>715196063
>>715194707
>>715194520
>even more feral faggots

>>715200715
Pikachu wasn't made before 1925.

>>715200748
>anthro snek

kys

Serperior handjob

>>715200748
Would you rather us post things like this? How gross anon!

>>715174265 (OP)
People on /v/. Constantly.

>>715200929
"this millennium" vs. "the past millennium"
thank me when you pass your toefl

>>715201193
I mean I don't hate it

>>715201193
Get those fucking hideous monstrosities off of my wife THIS INSTANT

>>715201273
>just realize this mfer (>>715200929) also subtracted 100 years instead of 1000
i'm going to assume i was coaxed into a snafu and concede this argument

>>715201193
get those breasts out of your wife and on my lap

>>715201193
sniddies

>>715201193
Hold still, Schlangehund, zis vill only sting for a moment.

Haha but what if he ate you tho

>>715174265 (OP)
Anonymous did :(

>>715202256
why wasnt he real?

>>715202256
>he will never be ballin
it's not fair bros

>>715174265 (OP)
I usually deflect by telling them I use them to learn other languages

>>715200570
>>715200959
>>715201193
what happened to serperior's arms

>>715203137
Every artist either draws them differently, or forgets they exist at all.

>>715203198
isn't that just part of the regal cloak thing they gave it?

>>715203198
big ass

>>715203342
No, it's its arms, they're crossed behind its back to appear regal.

>>715203493
that's just a tail

>>715203580
big ass tail

>>715203580
but its hump is like a big rumpadarump