Thread 715182087

Your typical Nintendo Gamer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgRPVp-9Uv4

lol I thought that was Esam in the OP image.

Behold the master race.

>>715182367
I was originally gonna come in here to bitch about making fun of autistic manchildren who don't know any better, but this got me.

you can’t insult nintendo on this board

Kek I'm a die-hard tendie and this made me laugh.

>>715182367
kek

>>715182087 (OP)
Poor lad clearly just has some kind of learning disability.

>>715182087 (OP)
i mean realistically what do you want him to do, this is probably the only somewhat happy life he can have

I live for this kind of shit, subscribed

I don't like his shirt desu, I came to hate The Lion King after all the exposure it got, specially that stupid mufasa commercial.

>>715183662
>>715183578

i just dont understand how you can have a disability like that and still manage to upload stuff to youtube.

>>715184445
i was uploading trash to youtube when i was 9 and i was a very dumb kid

I wonder what he thinks when he sees himself editing the video before upload

>>715184445
I mean he's mentally disabled lol that is precisely why he uploaded an hour video of nothing but the back of his bald head playing mario kart to youtube

>>715182087 (OP)
Why do white people age like milk?

is there a word for this? i think hes too low IQ to be schizo

>>715184445
youtube is designed for mentally disabled people to upload things

>>715182087 (OP)
lol m2k

>>715182087 (OP)
i wish i could enjoy things like this humble retard

>>715182087 (OP)
this channel is kino

>>715182384
yes, jews are ugly.

tendies are so embrassing

>>715182087 (OP)
so, besides pajeets, these guys are the ones shitposting about actual good games like E33

what did he mean by this?

BIG nincel energy
hoooly fuck

>>715182087 (OP)
I'm not trying to goof on this guy man. Cut him a break.

>>715188210
i think this guy might be completely insane

>>715182087 (OP)
I am going to like his vids and sub to him. Might make him happy to see his videos are seen.

>>715186471
Dangerously based. To live so freely must be beautiful. No social stigmas. No worries. Just in the moment.

>>715187874
I didn't watch the whole video. Is there a jew who joins the white guy from OP?

>>715182087 (OP)
Seems like a pretty based guy desu.
I do wonder what the hell people like this did before vidyagames, thougeverbeit.

>>715189308
they stared at clouds and followed bugs around

>>715190052
Like Miyamoto?

>hair loss at 20
grim

thats what nintendo does to you

>>715186471
Reminds me Tourettes Guy and specifically the
>Troy called Jane's tits McDonald's
post
Tourettes Guy clearly said this once, it just didn't make it into any of the videos

>>715189308
They were happy being serfs/scribes or doing menial tasks until they died. You’d just be known as an idiot and usually ignored by people out of politeness.

>>715189308
they got super autistic into a STEM field and were productive members of society

i wish i could have that much fun with a game

>>715182087 (OP)
I love that he's angled his camera to make sure that his bald spot is in view at all times

>>715182087 (OP)
It looks like there's something actually wrong with him and I can barely understand what he's saying, this just makes me feel fucking bad.

>>715188210
>Candace avatar

Well at least he has good taste.

>>715188034
>actual good games like E33

>>715193929
What a chad move.

>>715192778
Gonna called my gf's tits McDonald's before I suck on them next time.

Ma taught me not to laugh at mentally challenged kids.

>>715182087 (OP)
I knew a lot of dudes like this in school. I wish I had been nicer to them as a kid... but also it's very easy to get someone like this to latch onto you and become a stalker because they get so attention/kindness-starved.

>>715188210
That reads to me like he has a crush on someone named Jane and is pretending to write from her perspective. Maybe saw it was her birthday somewhere and it inspire him to write this. I would give 50/50 odds on Jane being a real woman or a fictional character from something he enjoys.

>>715182087 (OP)
I can't make fun of people like this. It just makes me feel bad. Let him have his bing bing wahoo

what the fuck are these comments?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75z6Rx9N6V4

>>715183578
>Poor lad
He is blessed. Seems to be very happy must be fucking nice. Sign me up for a lobotomy if it'll make me as easily amused as this guy.

>>715196189
it's as if they've been looking for easy targets to abuse and they need to feel like what they're doing is justified

>>715196189
Actually almost no one is making fun of him. Which is ironic because this same post on normalfag social media would be filled with people making fun of him. 4chan is unironically less sociopathic than say SC or IG.

>>715196189
didn't the term troon become more prevalent because of kf? I know it originated from Something Awful

>>715184445
i knew a guy who was hyper retarded but he was a mechanical genius, couldn't read or write, could barely speak, but his computer was a frankensteined laptop entirely salvaged from the garbage and soldered together, which he taught himself how to do, all before the internet, his car (which was also his house because he was too retarded to work) was largely salvaged from the junker in the same way lmao, he had it built up with all the amenities
idiot savants

>>715182087 (OP)
I unironically look like this but am not mentally retarded. What do I do

>>715182087 (OP)
Imagine scouring youtube is search of mentally disabled people to make fun of

>>715197145
it probably got recommended randomly, youtube likes showing you videos with 1 view every now and then for some reason

This guy is a secret Chad when he isn't recording himself playing video games. Getting women like pic related.

>>715197435
>massive granny tits
>butter face

>>715196189
everyone is just calling him based because hes a happy spaz enjoying his life

>>715197062
If you're young, you should probably just shave your head. Better to cultivate a look that works with baldness than fail trying to work with not enough hair. Or go spend like 15k on a hair transplant.

>Has fun mindlessly driving in a straight line
So he's the target audience for the intermission tracks.

>>715182087 (OP)
is this the drone operator that keeps shooting missiles at my donkeys?

>>715182087 (OP)
xe cute doe

>>715189308
Die a lot younger, usually.

>>715188210
>>715197827
How much do you wanna bet this tendie has terabytes of pizza on his hard drive just like the 3DS diaper tendie?

I wish I could be carefree happy retard.

there’s a good chance he beats his parents or has daily autistic meltdowns and they got him the switch to keep him occupied

>>715194662
>t. Max tails

>>715200174
Or his parents just get him gaming stuff because they love their son and want to get him things he enjoys. Dude might even have actually work a job to pay for his own tendies. He seems fairly high-functioning as far as legit disabilities go.

>>715182087 (OP)
>18:15
Fucking kek.

How retarded can he be when he figured out how to use Bootcamp on his Mac to emulate Mario Kart through Windows? Playing one handed with his DS4 controller while switching YouTube videos using his joycon btw

>>715200547
If he has a job it would be heavily modified and max 2-3 hours two days a week

>>715182087 (OP)
knockout touw!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!

>>715200547
He can't speak of a word of coherent English but seems great at Mario Kart. Doubt he has the capacity to hold a job though

>>715182087 (OP)
I can't tell if this nigga is retarded or just British

>>715200174
I beat the shit out of my dad but he's always been a HUGE bitch and now he just shits over everything. He doesn't clean up after himself and has been syphoning random hundreds out of me when I wasn't looking. I don't have enough energy leftover for the latter.

>>715200547
Looks like his parents are supportive and he does not look like the kind to hit them in an outburst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt8gbbr66RI

Love this guy

>>715182087 (OP)
>>715198683
Honestly Steve, he could be your brother

>>715199937
well you're already a retard so you're halfway there

>>715201296
damn he lost so much hair in just 6 years

>>715201213
What's the difference

>>715201296
What six years does to a nigga... god damn. I hope the dude is at least nice to his parents, living his best life giggling about KNOCKOUT TOUR repeatedly.

What did he mean by this?

How do you love your child when he's so completely fucked? It's almost cruel that they let people like this exist. Maybe he is happier without his complete lack of understanding in this world and I'm the retarded for being a hate filled redpilled asshole

>>715182087 (OP)
he probably posts here

>>715182087 (OP)
There are many times of nintendo gamers.
All weird, and half prone of being recruited by the CIA.

>>715201673
I'd genuinely love to know what is causing this type of behavior. It's true insanity obviously, but is there an actual word for it.

>>715201769
who do you think is making all these bimbo Peach AGP threads

>>715182087 (OP)
What a cool dude.

>>715182087 (OP)
I look like this, except I'm not balding. FUCK!

Crazymaxxing seems like such fun

>>715201673
Status updates? What he's watching on YouTube? What his friends are playing on Discord? What the voices in his head are saying?

At least he is not Indian.

>>715182087 (OP)
that's just the typical gamer in general. I remember when the FREE Stellar Blade shit was going on and someone took a screenshot of the people who participated in the petition signing and it was like an entire row of overweight neckbeards with the same phenotype.

Why does he have a picture of Hikakin in his room?

what the hell is this channel? the thumbnails are all so schizophrenic or just pure auts, like those deviantart images where a shit ton of fictional characters are just placed next to each other in a as a big crowd

>>715182087 (OP)
>sonic shirt

That's all I needed to see to know what I am in for. That franchise attracts unique personas like shit attracts flies.

>>715198683
is this hairline achievable natty?

>>715202585
His comments to himself are mesmerizing

>>715182087 (OP)
Is this the YouTube channel of the OP? Max Tails has less than 400 subscribers and this video was just uploaded, if you are not him, leave him alone.

When I go bald I'm just going to kill myself.

>>715182087 (OP)
>mocking a literal harmless retard
Feel better about yourself now? OP has never been a bigger faggot than now.
Making his little videos probably makes him feel productive and connected with the outside world. The real retard here is (you)

>>715182087 (OP)
Your average /v/ neet at 45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mh-ItUzqoM

>>715186471
this is just autism. a barely functional autistic person with internet access who can only communicate in high-context, abstract cultural signs. this is what zero perspicacity or theory of mind looks like

>>715204738
He looks so normal visually. Kind of a waste of good looks if he fucked up his opportunities

>>715204738
>10-view-average schizos/autists/retards screaming into the void
so tragic i can barely stand it

>>715204738
is this you

I sometimes think about starting a YouChoob channel and uploading random shit just so I can get $5 a month via monetization to cover my VPS subscription, but then I see channels like OP's and >>715204738 and think I won't even get as little as that.