Thread 715182456

It makes me thing of donuts for some reason

Second most traumatic donut on the web

>>715182456 (OP)
I thought it was supposed to be a horse?

bug sex

>>715182456 (OP)
built for vore

>>715182456 (OP)
Then why havent they patched it?

are these fun to use on a team? I always hated how BW was balanced around the 2nd gym so I never bothered with any of the pokemon you found in the forest.

>>715182753
>>715182794

le autism shape

>>715182953
Cmon man what the fuck

>>715182953
this is fake btw

>>715182941
Yeah, it's surprisingly fast for a giant bug. I did a mono-bug run of Black 2 and he was on my team. MVPs were Crustle and Galvantula, but he still pulled his weight.

>>715182996
Le sex though shape.

>>715182953
W-WHATS HAPPENING TO MY COMPUTER? IS THIS THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND?

>>715182456 (OP)
it's funny how a 30° anteroposterior rotation and a half closed eyelid can change an image from "badass monster" to FUCKBUG

>>715182996
>>715183228
get off of /v/ hideki naganuna

>>715182456 (OP)
And these are canadian bugs.

>>715184186
What Pikmin creature is this?

UGH BIG FAT BUG DONUT

>>715182456 (OP)
Confess, OP. What were your intentions when making this thread?

>>715184186
I hate this so fucking much. Those and the branch bug shouldn't exist.

>>715182456 (OP)
Made for inflation

>>715184453
But anon, these ones are pretty.

>>715184453
They just wanna jam!
https://files.catbox.moe/vyft6a.mp4

>>715184186
These things are so fucking adorable. I want one. I want twelve.

>>715184453
Who are you to say whether God's creations should or should not exit?

>>715184758
Most bugs are pretty cute if you just look at them.

>>715184829
I know. I've always known.

>>715185027
fat biiiiiitch

>>715185175
DON'T fucking bully him!

>>715184186
If all bugs looked as cool, and were as slow as these sick ass bugs, I'd be living in filth just to invite them in.

there's a lot of Pokemon I'd brutally curbstomp. Many fairy types, Gliscor, that ugly faggot Dusknoir, and Spirtomb.

>>715185294
Maybe he should lay off the fucking crickets and get some goddamn exercise.

>>715185352
He can really shed those pounds!

>>715185416
It pays to be thin and agile

>>715182456 (OP)
Built for Roxie

>>715184585
That doesn't change anything! Leaves don't move on their own.
>>715184643
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>715184817
It just gives me the creeps. It's just not something that makes sense to me. Leaves don't move. Branches don't move. It's like this is the natural state. It just feels wrong that they can move. I don't know how to explain it.

>>715182456 (OP)
I don't get the appeal of this thing, is it the eyes? Please don't tell me it's literally just the eyes...

>>715182456 (OP)
And this is an emulator bug

Video games

I'm glad I turned this from an off-topic pokemon porn thread to an an off-topic bug thread.

>>715182953
posting from my phone to say fuck you fa

>>715182456 (OP)
Hehe I would be crazy if someone wants to fuck her, even crazy is someone makes porn of her hehehe with a puffy anus hehehe

>>715185710
>her

>>715185463
this nigga never heard of wind

Please pet your bugs.

>>715182953
>70KB
This is not the real one.

>>715185678
As someone who clicked on this thread hoping for the former, same.

>>715182456 (OP)
This nibba got some of the best fart porn out there. Something good to come out of nu-pokemon at least

Fucking dumb IDIOTS need better air traffic control!

>>715185416
>Tarantulas! Terrorize!

>>715185678
fat fuck

>>715185936
If bees had the power to wage war on humanity they would be 100% justified

>>715185463
>Leaves don't move. Branches don't move
Protip: About 30% of the forest you see swaying in the wind is just stick and leaf insects mimicking their movement

>>715185936
WE GAAN

>>715185463
There are, statistically speaking, at least 100 bugs inside your house right now.

>>715182456 (OP)
fixed

>>715185936
Those bumblers...

>>715186268
If you guys get the chance, pet a bee. They actually really like it and will start dancing and licking you.

>>715186238
RUINED

>>715186390
>Seeing my own centipede webms posted by someone else
Feels good, man.

>>715186518
you the sole proprietor of bug webms 'round these parts?

>>715186518
>>715186390
wtf I love centipedes now???

>>715186651
tf happened here? Why mantis no eat bug?

>>715186651
Unironically, pretty much. Most /an/ threads on /v/ are just me posting my folders. Literally 90% of the posters in there are me.
>>715186665
You're a 'pedophile, just like us now.

does your waifu love bugs too?

>>715186731
Sometimes they just wanna fight.

>>715186731
Is one of those bugs who has electricity on his body and shot nerve gas

>>715185770
It's completely different. Like, imagine a piece of paper on a table suddenly moved. There's no air draft or anything. Curious you move closer and see tiny little hairy legs under it. Moving the paper. It doesn't make sense! It's weird! Papers don't have legs. That would fucked up your conception of what a paper is. The common sense of what a paper is. Well that's the same here.
>>715186076
That's why I don't touch grass
>>715186173
Man, that would be a great horror game, at least to me. Or an escape game? Taking everyday items and making them bugs or creatures that could move when you touch them.

>>715186826
game?

>>715186736
I appreciate your effort

>>715185532
Judy hopps sex

>was expecting a thinly veiled bughorse donut worship thread
>got cool bug thread instead
Surprised but not disappointed.

>>715182953
Is this a Korean?

>>715186992
motherfucker I was gonna post that

>>715186920
Udonge in Interspecies Cave

>>715186983
Anon, we're talking about bugs

>>715187053
Well you sniped me with >>715187083.

>>715187075
thanks

>>715187038
They're cool dudes.

>>715187195
>raped and then flung to their death
why did he do it

>>715187278
It's how that species mates.
>Mating season, female starts to emit phermones to attract males
>Climbs the largest tree she can find to spread them out more
>The males come in the hundreds to climb the tree
>They fight eachother on each branch on the way up
>When one reaches her, she will judge him
>If she doesn't like him, he'll chuck him off the tree and he has to try again from the start
>If she does like him, he'll do what he did in the webm and she'll lay her eggs at the base of the tree and leave
Nature!

You guys really like bugs

>>715185593
Man beetles are really animate as bugs go.

>>715182456 (OP)
Keep it away from me, I've seen what it eats!

I killed 6 flies with my own hand today

>>715185936
>>715186046
I want you to imagine, shit like this has been going on for thousands if not millions of years.
Just bees, unable to not bump into eachother as they take off. Perpetually.

>>715186731
The red bug shoots burning acid

>>715187627
They actually say sorry to one another when they do it, too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U05VXQRFhns&ab_channel=NewScientist

>>715187508
I just think they're neat

bugs unmentioned

>>715185590
Yea

>>715186906
>Taking everyday items and making them bugs or creatures that could move when you touch them.
I thought that was supposed to be your phobia, this some weird tangent to talk about your fetish isn't it

>>715187827
It's terror mission time!

>>715186238
That makes it look like it's from something even worse...

>>715187753
is that a Katydid? I didn't even know they got that huge

>>715187885
>I will now use your emulator

>>715188264
Bugs love gaming.

ha ha ha get FUCKED

>>715188481
NOOOOO!
He will BITE you with his TINY teeth!

>>715188481
not a bug

>>715188409
If that was a psx controller, I would have recommended that tarantula play pic related

>>715187038
i'm a little disappointed.

>>715182953
HELP MY MY PC IS

>>715188635
I got a compromise for you.

>>715187892
>fetish
Huh, I wasn't thinking about it that way. There are very few games that really scare me. But I think that kind of experience would absolutely terrify me. That could be kinda interesting. Like making me feel alive. I dunno, I wasn't thinking about it in a weird sexual way.

>>715188565
you're a bug

>>715188565
>meanwhile, the thread is full of spiders which aren't bugs either
I will NOT stand for this double standard

>>715188842
And I'm a bee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyPjwxHxbus

>>715188842
NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE KAFKAESQUE

>>715188842
oh I wish...

>>715185678
What a gluttonous fiend. His greed shall consume him

>>715182456 (OP)
> hop in dude

Do not cross the ant-termite DMZ. You will be shot.

>>715187161
Doesn't make my post invalid

>>715189559
Anon I don't think you actually read the thread.

>>715188987
"bug" encompasses both insect and arachnid thoughbeit
I'd even be up for some crayfish posting

>>715187752
Me walking my gf home after a nice evening

>>715189645
What about bats?

I only know of two images of people dressing up a bug. Anyone got more?

>>715189470
I'm positive that at least half this board would be okay with this happening to them

>>715189724
mammals get the nepotism pass
that is, the pass out of this thread

schlop schlop schlop

>>715189816
They're still cute.

>>715189856
Bee sippies.

>>715189724
>>715189816
tfw ywn gliscore with a qt3.14 bat girl

>>715189805
This centipede vaguely resembles shrimp. Makes me wonder if anyone has ever tried eating one.

>>715189920
Disgusting sky rat, never show your endoskeleton round these parts again.

>>715190045
China exists, dude.

>>715190013
SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP

>>715190026
carlos...

>>715190076
>>715190130

>>715190136
id curb stomp this pkmn desu

>>715182456 (OP)
Why do people want to fuck this creature?

>>715190389
that's pretty awful why would you say that

>>715190401
One big fat juicy sticky reason

>>715182953
Arali forgot the donut

>>715190401
>fat
>bug
>horse
>eyes
>larger than you
At least some combination of the above.

>>715190401
I dunno.

>>715190438
for being stall cancer in game. Piece of shit deserves no forgiveness. Your cutesy pictures cannot change my opinion.

This is a Japanese cat

>>715190714
I understand even if I think anyone who plays competitive Pokemon is a fool.

>>715190807
is this real?

>>715184186
>>715184186
A FUCKING LEAF

>>715190807
>grass/dark
made for getting gangbanged by every single bug ITT

>>715184829
>Most bugs are pretty cute
based

>>715190389
>>715190714
>4x weak to ice
anon? your ice beam?

>>715188635
same, like for once I was gonna get an off-topic coom thread that actually panders to MY sensibilities, only for it to be like this? some of you guys have odd priorities

>>715186826
>Only 3 levels
>Only the first 2 have actual interspecies sex, the final level is futashit
>Entire game takes >30 minutes to clear

>>715190807
It's actually an Iberian one, her fucking name is Masked anon.

nsfw hand holding

>>715191162
I couldn't agree more. The artist could not hold back putting in his number one fetish. I love the art style but all he makes is futastuff

>>715191241
> masked anon
she is just like me!

>spiderniggers in this thread
GET OUUUT
I just wanna talk about bughorse

>>715191382
But they look so cool!

>>715191382
we will talk about electric spider

>>715191382
Hard to talk about bughorse when it's like the most NSFW poke

>>715191382
>I just wanna talk about bughorse
/posts/3945135?q=sfan

>>715182456 (OP)
Now post the murder hornets

>>715191568
cute!

>>715191593
this isn't bugs

>>715191568
Why can't big spiders be like this

>>715190750
>>715190845
Do they actually like it? Does every animal on earth likes beign petted?

>>715191750
Too busy being radical.
>>715191772
Pretty hard to tell. I'd say being flipped upside down, probably not. Normal pets, probably.
Jumping spiders and wolf spiders are able to display their emotions much more clearly, so we know they like it, at least.

>>715191772
Sorry to pop your bubble but that's its pussy. That wasn't a belly rub.

>>715191515
>most NSFW poke
>when Lucario, Gardevoir and Vaporeon exist

>>715186731
That's a bombadier beetle, a very unfuckwithable bug you don't want anywhere on your face lest it firest insect napalm out of its ass

>>715191874
Isn't the spider pussy a bit lower (the epigyne)?

>>715191515
Every bughorse post on the internet now ends with someone getting sucked up its butt, so obviously normalfags want to shut it down.

Video games.

>>715182953
>dual wielding donuts
honorary american

>>715192135
the insect kingdom could never

>>715184829
for whatever reason grasshopper type bugs are the only ones that creep me out

>>715192659
The Orthoptera bugs do have a kinda unnerving look to them.

>>715192659
In large enough numbers grasshopers transform into locusts. and locusts have been bringers of famine and end of the world bad omen for a long time.
Natural reaction?

>>715184829
My one exception is household cockroaches, but mostly because they are associated with filth. I remember back in high school my biology teacher kept some madagascar hissing roaches as pets, and they were pretty cool guys.

I was raped by a moth once.

>>715193449
lucky

It's been 20 long years, and I still want to cum inside a female Lucario.

>>715193496
>Bing-chilling in the middle of the night during summer because sleeping schedule is fucked
>Moth the size of a thumbnail lands on my monitor
>Not the first time one has visited me like this, but I decide to wiggle my fingers at it to mimic its antennae
>It stops moving and just starts at my hand, then actually jumps on it for a second, then back to the monitor
>Repeat this the next few nights with the moth landing further up my arm towards my shoulder and staying longer each time
>One night I wiggle at it
>It lands on my thigh
>"Aw it's exploring"
>It starts crawling up my thigh
>"Moth-chan where are you going?"
>It crawls into my boxers and I never see it again
So that's how I ended up possibly cock-voring a moth.
I know I didn't squish it because I made sure not to move at all while it was doing whatever it was doing.

>>715193628
Anon you should probably get tested

>>715182456 (OP)
>this is a japanese goburin

>>715193628
I doubt the moth went into your cock, anon.

>>715194003
THEN WHERE'D IT GO? TELL ME ON THE DOLL WHERE THE MOTH TOUCHED ME!

>>715182456 (OP)
This is a japanese cat.

>>715182456 (OP)
Back to your shitty containment board, you disgusting beastality loving faggots. /VP/

>>715195203
most gamers are animal rapists

>>715195203
I don't want to fuck the bug. I merely want to molest them.