Thread 715183070

Why do gachas keep making the women everything but regular humans?

weebs + furries = $$$

>xitter screencap
>meme arrow outside of 4chinz
Unironically kill yourself.

>>715183321
sbpb
anon is a newfag and doesn't belong

>>715183070 (OP)
Wish there was a game about arpeggio of blue steel or if japan hired some chinese studio to make a 3d game about kancolle.

Regular humans are boring.
Case in point: every western game released in the past 15 years.

>>715183070 (OP)
>make a gacha ga-
I will not play your slop. The other slop has more texture.

>>715183070 (OP)
>its 100% success if we ignore all the failures

gacha based on wojaks turned into cute girls

>>715183446
>he doesnt know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OadWEmObw9g

as opposed to making aaa slop featuring uncute "girls"

>>715183492
I miss that game, never spent money but saved whatever the currency was from events and stories. Had some great little magical girls. Fave was the green haired artist and her xmas outfit too.

>>715183070 (OP)
It's because everyone knows that nothing you make can beat the biggest gacha game of all time, Real Life

>>715183070 (OP)
I hate gijinka and nekomimi so much
sanzo was supposed to save us

>>715183647
Damn. Does it come in english? I can't read moonrunes.

>>715183804
>sanzo was supposed to save us
well that's too bad innit

>>715183070 (OP)
Regular humans can't do this

>>715183492
Those are human girls

>>715183859
of course you do, you ironic weeaboos are retarded subhumans without standards

>>715183070 (OP)
>Recipe for success 100% of the time
>If you ignore the majority of gachas that die before they make it to their first anniversary.

>>715184438
i missed the part where that's my problem

>>715184858
like?

Um, sis? Love and Deepspace (all-male gacha) mogs all three of them.

>>715183884
Nope. I can.

>>715183831
it comes in japanese arcades only
hope you know where your local taito game center is

>>715183070 (OP)
good luck finding a regular girl who's strong enough to solo kill a dragon, is attractive, beautiful, cool, cute, and loves you unconditionally

>>715185134
post arm

>>715183070 (OP)
>GFL2
>Success
KEK

>>715185467
>my jpgs only made $25M!

>>715185467
>87% monthly revenue lost in just 6 months

Women aren't regular humans.

>>715185467
This is EXTREMELY common for phoneslop.

>>715185467
reminds me of how schizos proclaimed to all four corners that snowbreak was saved and a multimillion success after going full coomer and now it doesn't even rank in those charts

Stranger is how west didn't think about it.

>>715183212
it's literally anime women with cat/horse/whatever ears, maybe a tail. Looks like they're wearing some head accessory rather than being a furry

>>715185467
>>715185815
>>715186247
>>715186447
why does this matter?

It's over

Where the fuck is the cargirl gacha, where's my hot Lambo wife

have they made a cute girl anime about trains?

>>715183070 (OP)
It is as old as civilization, even the Romans were taking concepts and creating new Goddesses of the week based on them (see Victoria). In older political cartoons, countries were often personified as women. The United States personified Manifest Destiny as a beautiful woman. Soldiers often drew women on their battleships, planes, and tanks

Pitch your billion dollar object based cute girl gacha game, /v/
I choose famous buildings and monuments. No idea what they do outside of looking nice

>>715190823
>dude just grab women and stick pins and ornaments to their hair and clothes
I hate gachangers so much

>>715188831
Forza Horizon wheelspins are the closest to that

>>715190823
Train girls

>>715183070 (OP)
Regular humans have hit market saturation. There's a reason why everything looks like toothpaste now, and everyone is starting to get different symbols for eyeballs.

>>715190823
American Civil War

>>715190823
Nations as cute girls, they have to fight aliens or whatever
I'm honestly completely baffled why nobody's ripped off Hetalia but made it not homosexual

>>715190823
plane girls

>>715183070 (OP)
Gjinka has been a popular thing since forever, how is this news?

>>715188563
What's the source for this? I looked it up to verify and I don't see anything.

>>715192810
Gotta add the horse trainer to this soon

>>715185467
for girls frontline? this is a success because the OG didn't make anything

>>715183070 (OP)
girls frontline whores aren't even the guns

>>715183070 (OP)
So we have the concept where we take something inhuman and turn it into anime girls. The fun comes for the fact they can do things normal girls can't. An example of this is launching aircraft or torpedoes.
Today we will turn horses into anime girls. They can do things normal girls can't like running.

>>715190823
Bird watching game, except instead of taking photos of birds you take photos of bird girl's pantsu

>>715183070 (OP)
Regular women are impure.

>>715198664
What if the birds are all just different kinds of harpies and they don't wear pants?

>miss launch period
>miss out on so much free currency and items and sometimes even units that it's not worth picking it up

>>715183070 (OP)
Was Hetalia the first popular example of this? Except they're boys

>>715183070 (OP)
Something that could be a hobby no matter how autistic can be top shelf if you add cute girls to it. They improve it massively and make it shine more then it normally would. The Male spirit thrives on expertise on all kinds of useful and useless bullshit, for example the Uma Musumefags are slowly becoming extremely knowledgeable of the horse racing world

>>715190823
It's a gardening game, and all the plants are cute girls.
Rarer girls will be rarer cultivars of plants.
A Sunflower might be common, but the moulin rouge Sunflower girl is rare as fuck.

Also hand pollinating your flowers will basically be the toothbrushing scene from Monogatari.

Real women are the real monsters

This board literally has weekly threads dedicated to vidya console gijinka

>>715188060
Gachachart posting predates steamchart posting it is deeply ingrained in third world culture and we have to respect it

>>715199256
It turns out that anything can be better women than real women.

>>715183070 (OP)
Pretty sure that image suffers from bias towards the ones that succeed. I could swear there's a gacha game where the girls were based on food but I can't for the life of me remember the name or if it was even real. That's how unsuccessful that was.

>>715201639
>I want to fuck the hot dog girl
I can see why it failed

>>715194247
Doubt it. the original was very low budget while the sequel has lots of complex animations, cutscenes and models so its budget must be way, wayyy higher

>>715199141
Maybe Gundam mechamusume were the first (pinup anime girls themed after gundam mechs)

>>715183070 (OP)
>azur lane
>gfl 2
>success
lmao, everyone with a brain knows that the only thing popular about AL is the porn among SEA gooners and that GFL2 isn't even that popular among fans of the first game (which already had a tiny userbase)

>>715183070 (OP)
>posts azur lane instead of KanColle
You can tell whoever made that post is a retarded zoomer

>>715204874
>gacha

>>715188060
it matters if it goes EOS and you lose your jpegs

>>715204497
Goes to show you know nothing about GFL. You know how much the OG would make in a month? around 200k which is nothing. GFL is able to keep a float because the company is self publish that doesn't have shareholders or parent company. Dragalia and Priconne EOS while making more than GFL could ever make. Why? Because the shareholders aren't seeing enough profit so they shut it down. GFL isn't called the "Cockroach of gacha games" for nothing.

>>715183492
That's a yuri game

>>715199217
traptrix

>>715183212
>no true furry/anthro anything
>just thing but LE girl
so gay...
cant believe mihoyo of anything did it

>>715183321
why're there posts beyond this?