Thread 715188542

I don’t wanna start shit but I think this is how mario galaxy should’ve been at least in terms of level structure.

You can't start shit by bringing up Astro Bot because no one cares about Astro Bot except bootlickers.

>>715188542 (OP)
Did an image just get deleted

>>715189451
/thread

So is the dlc over

>>715188542 (OP)
>I don’t wanna start shit
You made a snoy thread on /v/. Not sure what the goal is here.

>>715189930
To talk about a platformer I like

Post asstro butt

I’d play an entire game based around the mouse power up

>>715188542 (OP)
Honestly I don't care. I got a spiritual Successor to Galaxy and it was dope. That's all that matters to me

>>715191213
I do wonder if astro bot is the closest thing we’ll ever see to a galaxy 3 or if nintendo themselves will actually do one

>>715190929
I like the game but kek

>>715188542 (OP)
So we have to get a new Ape Escape eventually... right guys?

>>715191339
I can't imagine Nintendo going back to it. Galaxy 2 technically wasn't even supposed to exist. To be fair I'd rather they keep trying new things given how infrequently 3D Mario games are released

>>715188542 (OP)
I think galaxy is better

>>715191649
The levels just feel a lot more linear in galaxy having barely any side objectives

>>715191649
Agreed, but Galaxy's the highest of high tier

>>715191649
Galaxy fucking blows. Come at me.

>>715192026
Asking men to come at you is pretty gay

>>715192179
and hot

>>715191518
Maybe

>>715192468
Someone post the webm of spanking her

I wonder when the next game is

>>715191558
I hate how long the gaps are getting

>>715188542 (OP)
No it should have been like Ratchet & Clank a crack in time

>>715194293
Which game?

game was originally supposed to be open world before they settled on level-based design. I hope they actually go back to that original vision for the inevitable PS6 sequel

>>715194512
>game was originally supposed to be open world before they settled on level-based design
Where did you hear that

>>715194512
Honestly, I’d prefer it stay linear, it helps separate itself from 3d Mario’s current direction

>>715188542 (OP)
Is Astro Bot the worse GOTY since Dragon Age Inquisition?
I always see people talk about Sekiro, God of War, Elden Ring, Baldurs Gate 3, heck even It Yakes Two from time to time and that was also considered a GOTY in a weak year. But Astro Bot? Nobody remembers it.

agree
astro bot is a mario galaxy type game but better
but given mario galaxy was kind of dogshit astro bot lands at just ok

>>715188542 (OP)
If Nintendo started HD development earlier this wouldnt even exist

>>715195250
Why?

Astroturf has nothing in common with Galaxy, and Galaxy doesn't even had shit gamefeel like Astroturf does.

I never expected Serge to be in but I was happy to see him.

>>715195306
they copied future ideas and mechanics nintnedo wouldve implemented but couldnt because of weak hardware, next Mario will destroy this piece of shit ripoff

>>715195681
What about dk

>>715195525
You really can’t see any similarities between this and galaxy?

>>715195245
Fair enough

Surprised crash isn’t in

>>715188542 (OP)
Astro Bot PC port when?

>>715198735
Never

>>715198597
he is

>>715188542 (OP)
Not that sales are the best metric of quality, but
>GOTY
>is outsold by a third of its sales by the fucking trashheap that was Stellar Blade
Please refrain from posting Shillbot if you don't wanna "start shit".

>>715198735
How would a game that celebrates PlayStation history make any sense anywhere besides a PlayStation console?

>>715191518
Current SIE hates Japan Studios so most likely not

>>715199224
Where

>>715200413
one of the first bots you can unlock

>>715189451
>>715191649
/thread

>>715201115
Oh shit, you’re right, how did I forget that, I thought he was only in astro’s playroom

Bump

>>715199612
Wait, what are stellar blade’s sales

>>715203469
3rd panel would kill someone instantly if you did that
this is unrealistic

>>715204194
It’s fetish art, why would any of this be realistic

>>715199747
I do wonder if their opinion is turning around at all considering they consider Astro bot a success

>>715203469
UNF

I wonder why we didn’t get a vita level

What’s your favorite level?

>>715191518
Current Sony is completely delusional and will likely give Astro Bot a AAA budget now instead of understanding that it works because it's a lower budget game that focused on what it set out to do and was filled with lots of passion behind what they were doing. So I don't see an Ape Escape or Loco Roco level ever happening. You can even see how those specific levels in Astro Bot felt like they had way more attention and love given to them over God of War and Uncharted seemed to be given. Even Horizon seemed to get more love for the bow gameplay.

>>715208779
Those levels did feel like they changed up the game way more

Astrobot is genuinely such a good game. It had me basedjaking all Christmas.

Astrobot 2 is easily my most anticipated game.

>>715208954
Same

Bump

How's the DLC? I can't play it because I'm still recovering from CTS surgery.

>>715203469
I hate this

Sexo

>>715190548
ok

>>715212121
I love it

I haven't played Galaxy, but I did play Mario Odyssey and Astro Bot back to back, and I found Astro Bot much more fun.

>>715213652
If you prefer linear 3d platformers, I’d recommend also playing super mario 3d world, kirby and the forgotten land, the crash bandicoot series, and astro bot rescue mission

>>715192026
It doesn’t blow but it’s pretty overrated

>>715213652
Aigis is cute in this game

>>715213823
Forgotten land and Astro bot are surprisingly similar

>>715215923
Really? I loved astro bot but dropped kirby after a few hours. Found it very boring

>>715216056
Well, that’s surprising, they’re both pretty easy outside of the challenge stages

>>715215923
Forgotten Land was fine for like the first half of the game but once you get to the Meta Knight stuff I just lost a lot of my interest. I wish the levels weren't so long.

>>715216056
Here are all of the similarities
>linear 3d platformer with collectathon elements
>relatively easy with a cute mascot
>main base game collectibles are little guys you have to save and once saved, will help build your hub world
>same amount of main base game collectibles, that being 300
>6 worlds to explore, the first world ending with a gorilla boss, the second world ending with a tropical beach boss, and the third world ending with a girl boss
>each world’s map has you travel around on your main vehicle to get to each level or find secret mini levels
>there are little cardboard cutouts you can stick your head through
>you can charge up a spin attack as one of your moves

>>715211572
Is good

It’s shit.
t. platinumed it

>>715216312
I liked how tight astro bot is. There‘s no filler at all and kirby wasn‘t like that

>>715216635
Why would you platinum it if you didn’t like it?

>>715216563
I prefer forgotten land to Astro bot but I will admit that I think the first three worlds are better than the last three worlds

>3d platformer, nintendo
"uhhh baby shit for manchildren"
>3d platformer, snoy
"GOTY GOTY GOTY"

what is wrong with snoys

>>715217451
It’s just a fun game, I don’t know what to tell you

>>715188542 (OP)
Astrobot mogged Mario Galaxy. But because it didn't come from bingtendo then the tendies will continue to seethe.

>>715218086
I’m a tendie and I prefer astro bot. Galaxy sucks both at being a linear 3d mario and sandbox 3d mario and is ironically more railroaded and cinematic-reliant than astro bot, a sony game

>>715211572
Sorry about the surgery

It's a really fun game, but people on /v/ are poor and can only own one console so they get super defensive of that one system as a coping mechanism for being poor and stupid.

Console wars are literal 3rd world behavior from corporate slaves.

>>715219559
Sad but true

>>715212963
I wanna bury my face in that

What's with the upsurge in Astro Bot threads? Are tendies regretting buying a Switch 2 and coming here to vent?

>>715222659
No, there’s just some recent dlc

>>715222776
And?

>>715188542 (OP)
I like Astro Bot. I'd love for it to come to PC at some point, I'd double dip, but it's Sony's new mascot so that will never happen.

>>715223468
That last part screwed me up once or twice