Astro bot - /v/ (#715188542) [Archived: 397 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:52:46 PM No.715188542
Astro_bot
Astro_bot
md5: 896d3cbe6051a0547efc3f1b667ab7e7🔍
I don’t wanna start shit but I think this is how mario galaxy should’ve been at least in terms of level structure.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:54:06 PM No.715188667
1734190627522836
1734190627522836
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>>715188542 (OP)
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:02:05 PM No.715189451
You can't start shit by bringing up Astro Bot because no one cares about Astro Bot except bootlickers.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:03:43 PM No.715189584
>>715188542 (OP)
Did an image just get deleted
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:03:52 PM No.715189596
>>715189451
/thread
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:07:13 PM No.715189906
So is the dlc over
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:07:31 PM No.715189930
whatareyoutryingtodo
whatareyoutryingtodo
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>>715188542 (OP)
>I don’t wanna start shit
You made a snoy thread on /v/. Not sure what the goal is here.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:11:20 PM No.715190260
>>715189930
To talk about a platformer I like
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:14:33 PM No.715190548
Post asstro butt
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:18:26 PM No.715190912
Astro sexo
Astro sexo
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>>715190548
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:18:40 PM No.715190929
>Legs so weak even OP had to cut them out
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:19:43 PM No.715191023
I’d play an entire game based around the mouse power up
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:21:52 PM No.715191213
>>715188542 (OP)
Honestly I don't care. I got a spiritual Successor to Galaxy and it was dope. That's all that matters to me
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:23:19 PM No.715191339
>>715191213
I do wonder if astro bot is the closest thing we’ll ever see to a galaxy 3 or if nintendo themselves will actually do one
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:24:52 PM No.715191492
>>715190929
I like the game but kek
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:25:06 PM No.715191518
>>715188542 (OP)
So we have to get a new Ape Escape eventually... right guys?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:25:33 PM No.715191558
>>715191339
I can't imagine Nintendo going back to it. Galaxy 2 technically wasn't even supposed to exist. To be fair I'd rather they keep trying new things given how infrequently 3D Mario games are released
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:26:38 PM No.715191649
>>715188542 (OP)
I think galaxy is better
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:27:54 PM No.715191790
>>715191649
The levels just feel a lot more linear in galaxy having barely any side objectives
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:28:59 PM No.715191894
>>715191649
Agreed, but Galaxy's the highest of high tier
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:30:20 PM No.715192026
>>715191649
Galaxy fucking blows. Come at me.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:32:13 PM No.715192179
>>715192026
Asking men to come at you is pretty gay
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:33:12 PM No.715192268
>>715192179
and hot
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:35:33 PM No.715192468
2b-stro bot
2b-stro bot
md5: d4d5d51948ca6e1f358d5ae2653f0974🔍
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:40:14 PM No.715192864
>>715191518
Maybe
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:46:47 PM No.715193453
>>715192468
Someone post the webm of spanking her
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:54:33 PM No.715194150
I wonder when the next game is
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:54:50 PM No.715194175
>>715191558
I hate how long the gaps are getting
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:55:57 PM No.715194293
>>715188542 (OP)
No it should have been like Ratchet & Clank a crack in time
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:57:37 PM No.715194464
>>715194293
Which game?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:58:05 PM No.715194512
game was originally supposed to be open world before they settled on level-based design. I hope they actually go back to that original vision for the inevitable PS6 sequel
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:59:32 PM No.715194663
>>715194512
>game was originally supposed to be open world before they settled on level-based design
Where did you hear that
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:05:12 PM No.715195167
>>715194512
Honestly, I’d prefer it stay linear, it helps separate itself from 3d Mario’s current direction
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:05:45 PM No.715195208
>>715188542 (OP)
Is Astro Bot the worse GOTY since Dragon Age Inquisition?
I always see people talk about Sekiro, God of War, Elden Ring, Baldurs Gate 3, heck even It Yakes Two from time to time and that was also considered a GOTY in a weak year. But Astro Bot? Nobody remembers it.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:06:10 PM No.715195245
agree
astro bot is a mario galaxy type game but better
but given mario galaxy was kind of dogshit astro bot lands at just ok
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:06:12 PM No.715195250
>>715188542 (OP)
If Nintendo started HD development earlier this wouldnt even exist
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:06:24 PM No.715195270
Asstro
Asstro
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:06:52 PM No.715195306
>>715195250
Why?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:08:12 PM No.715195424
astro sketch
astro sketch
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:09:11 PM No.715195525
Astroturf has nothing in common with Galaxy, and Galaxy doesn't even had shit gamefeel like Astroturf does.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:10:10 PM No.715195614
I never expected Serge to be in but I was happy to see him.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:10:59 PM No.715195681
>>715195306
they copied future ideas and mechanics nintnedo wouldve implemented but couldnt because of weak hardware, next Mario will destroy this piece of shit ripoff
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:15:48 PM No.715196069
>>715195681
What about dk
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:22:59 PM No.715196671
>>715195525
You really can’t see any similarities between this and galaxy?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:33:01 PM No.715197507
>>715195245
Fair enough
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:45:53 PM No.715198597
Surprised crash isn’t in
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:47:19 PM No.715198735
>>715188542 (OP)
Astro Bot PC port when?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:49:00 PM No.715198927
>>715198735
Never
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:52:00 PM No.715199224
>>715198597
he is
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:56:47 PM No.715199612
>>715188542 (OP)
Not that sales are the best metric of quality, but
>GOTY
>is outsold by a third of its sales by the fucking trashheap that was Stellar Blade
Please refrain from posting Shillbot if you don't wanna "start shit".
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:58:06 PM No.715199712
>>715198735
How would a game that celebrates PlayStation history make any sense anywhere besides a PlayStation console?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:58:39 PM No.715199747
>>715191518
Current SIE hates Japan Studios so most likely not
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:07:27 AM No.715200413
>>715199224
Where
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:16:21 AM No.715201115
>>715200413
one of the first bots you can unlock
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:17:46 AM No.715201210
>>715189451
>>715191649
/thread
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:22:16 AM No.715201550
>>715201115
Oh shit, you’re right, how did I forget that, I thought he was only in astro’s playroom
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:40:34 AM No.715203027
Bump
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:46:23 AM No.715203469
Astro bot ftm tg
Astro bot ftm tg
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:54:16 AM No.715204019
>>715199612
Wait, what are stellar blade’s sales
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:56:32 AM No.715204194
>>715203469
3rd panel would kill someone instantly if you did that
this is unrealistic
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:57:34 AM No.715204265
>>715204194
It’s fetish art, why would any of this be realistic
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:08:26 AM No.715205082
>>715199747
I do wonder if their opinion is turning around at all considering they consider Astro bot a success
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:17:33 AM No.715205794
Thick thighs astro
Thick thighs astro
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:26:58 AM No.715206537
>>715203469
UNF
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:44:39 AM No.715207957
I wonder why we didn’t get a vita level
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:54:13 AM No.715208662
What’s your favorite level?
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4
7/12/2025, 1:55:43 AM No.715208779
>>715191518
Current Sony is completely delusional and will likely give Astro Bot a AAA budget now instead of understanding that it works because it's a lower budget game that focused on what it set out to do and was filled with lots of passion behind what they were doing. So I don't see an Ape Escape or Loco Roco level ever happening. You can even see how those specific levels in Astro Bot felt like they had way more attention and love given to them over God of War and Uncharted seemed to be given. Even Horizon seemed to get more love for the bow gameplay.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:56:53 AM No.715208857
>>715208779
Those levels did feel like they changed up the game way more
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:58:11 AM No.715208954
Astrobot is genuinely such a good game. It had me basedjaking all Christmas.

Astrobot 2 is easily my most anticipated game.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:21:28 AM No.715210689
>>715208954
Same
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:32:43 AM No.715211510
Bump
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:33:28 AM No.715211572
How's the DLC? I can't play it because I'm still recovering from CTS surgery.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:41:14 AM No.715212121
>>715203469
I hate this
Replies: >>715213567
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:50:53 AM No.715212818
Lady maria bot
Lady maria bot
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Sexo
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:52:43 AM No.715212963
1729774406197034
1729774406197034
md5: 81c0ee7a0c31ceb24a1556d5eeaad16a🔍
>>715190548
ok
Replies: >>715221776
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:00:43 AM No.715213567
>>715212121
I love it
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:01:43 AM No.715213652
file
file
md5: 8e0a4bdd4adcf620ed887f50a2e0e6f1🔍
I haven't played Galaxy, but I did play Mario Odyssey and Astro Bot back to back, and I found Astro Bot much more fun.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:03:53 AM No.715213823
>>715213652
If you prefer linear 3d platformers, I’d recommend also playing super mario 3d world, kirby and the forgotten land, the crash bandicoot series, and astro bot rescue mission
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:15:00 AM No.715214658
>>715192026
It doesn’t blow but it’s pretty overrated
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:23:46 AM No.715215303
Astro Aigis
Astro Aigis
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>>715213652
Aigis is cute in this game
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:32:15 AM No.715215923
>>715213823
Forgotten land and Astro bot are surprisingly similar
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:33:35 AM No.715216056
>>715215923
Really? I loved astro bot but dropped kirby after a few hours. Found it very boring
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:36:54 AM No.715216312
>>715216056
Well, that’s surprising, they’re both pretty easy outside of the challenge stages
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Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4
7/12/2025, 3:40:05 AM No.715216563
>>715215923
Forgotten Land was fine for like the first half of the game but once you get to the Meta Knight stuff I just lost a lot of my interest. I wish the levels weren't so long.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:40:56 AM No.715216631
>>715216056
Here are all of the similarities
>linear 3d platformer with collectathon elements
>relatively easy with a cute mascot
>main base game collectibles are little guys you have to save and once saved, will help build your hub world
>same amount of main base game collectibles, that being 300
>6 worlds to explore, the first world ending with a gorilla boss, the second world ending with a tropical beach boss, and the third world ending with a girl boss
>each world’s map has you travel around on your main vehicle to get to each level or find secret mini levels
>there are little cardboard cutouts you can stick your head through
>you can charge up a spin attack as one of your moves
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:40:57 AM No.715216634
>>715211572
Is good
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:40:58 AM No.715216635
It’s shit.
t. platinumed it
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:41:14 AM No.715216654
>>715216312
I liked how tight astro bot is. There‘s no filler at all and kirby wasn‘t like that
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:41:42 AM No.715216684
>>715216635
Why would you platinum it if you didn’t like it?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:46:33 AM No.715217021
>>715216563
I prefer forgotten land to Astro bot but I will admit that I think the first three worlds are better than the last three worlds
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:49:22 AM No.715217197
Aigis bot
Aigis bot
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>>715215303
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:53:17 AM No.715217451
>3d platformer, nintendo
"uhhh baby shit for manchildren"
>3d platformer, snoy
"GOTY GOTY GOTY"

what is wrong with snoys
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:58:36 AM No.715217838
>>715217451
It’s just a fun game, I don’t know what to tell you
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:02:02 AM No.715218086
>>715188542 (OP)
Astrobot mogged Mario Galaxy. But because it didn't come from bingtendo then the tendies will continue to seethe.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:08:16 AM No.715218539
>>715218086
I’m a tendie and I prefer astro bot. Galaxy sucks both at being a linear 3d mario and sandbox 3d mario and is ironically more railroaded and cinematic-reliant than astro bot, a sony game
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:15:47 AM No.715219150
>>715211572
Sorry about the surgery
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:21:36 AM No.715219559
It's a really fun game, but people on /v/ are poor and can only own one console so they get super defensive of that one system as a coping mechanism for being poor and stupid.

Console wars are literal 3rd world behavior from corporate slaves.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:30:32 AM No.715220189
>>715219559
Sad but true
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:52:52 AM No.715221776
>>715212963
I wanna bury my face in that
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:05:53 AM No.715222659
abbg
abbg
md5: 00501e953818c93a5aa7becde0a27621🔍
What's with the upsurge in Astro Bot threads? Are tendies regretting buying a Switch 2 and coming here to vent?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:07:31 AM No.715222776
>>715222659
No, there’s just some recent dlc
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:09:41 AM No.715222920
>>715222776
And?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:14:31 AM No.715223243
>>715188542 (OP)
I like Astro Bot. I'd love for it to come to PC at some point, I'd double dip, but it's Sony's new mascot so that will never happen.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:17:47 AM No.715223468
ABDD_thumb.jpg
ABDD_thumb.jpg
md5: fd80920e96ee41ede614b8fba59ac4c9🔍
Replies: >>715224216
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:29:19 AM No.715224216
>>715223468
That last part screwed me up once or twice