Miranda is the perfect woman for Shepard we all agree on this right, /v/?

Auto-immune deficient blue alien pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw

>>715190409
Wait, I mixed up two entirely different alien bitches in my head.
My b

>>715190430

>>715190341 (OP)
Lol no

>>715190592
my queen

>>715190341 (OP)
She farts in her sleep

>>715190409
Aliens are gros

>>715190341 (OP)
For a renegade «racist» Shepard, sure

It's clearly Ashley
>racist militarist christian girl

>>715191189
>>715190409
now its gamin time

>>715190905
I don't believe you. Irrelevant anyways why even bring it up

>>715190905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrXErFMfR8

>>715190341 (OP)
Can't have his kids. Not by natural means.

>>715191307
Romance first game, fall out in the second (and yes Ashleys reaction on horizon is completely justified), rekindle in the last game. It's the perfect canon romance.

>>715191636
Shepard dies anyways so not a problem

>>715192023
Destroy ending implies he's MIA and not killed

>>715190341 (OP)
She literally dies of you break up with her. That is reason enough

>>715191307
Cute and loyal, shame about being mystery meat.
>>715191673
Pick Ashley, liquify rachni queen, spare Wrex, abandon the council, pick Anderson to lead the new human council. So far as I'm concerned, that's the entirety of Mass Effect. Everything after is nice, but unnecessary.

>>715191443

>>715192457
>he

>>715192023
Still plenty of time to "leave a legacy"

>>715192563
She put that dog wrex down on Virmire

>>715192657
male shep is canon troon

>>715192791
Good lord, never seen this before. Shep looks like a complete psycho in this cutscene

>>715192791
I choose to spare him because he seems to be the only krogan in the galaxy willing to curb the chimpout tendencies of his species. Every other krogan is a raging moron.

>>715193010
Considering how tough krogan are, the triple tap is warranted.

>>715193229
His brother is easier to manipulate

>>715192791
main reason why I left Ash to died my first playthrough

>>715193401
She saved your life from a feral krogan so you decided to give her a hero's death so she could redeem her family name. Very based

>>715193350
Fair enough, but I don't care for 3.

>>715193661
yes but mainly because she's an obnoxious retard who gets angry at every alien I talk to

>>715193310
Got to make sure he doesnt start spamming immunity true

>>715193661
Wouldn't being instrumental in killing an intergalactic machine god be more redeeming than blowing up a bunch of cloned frogs?

>>715190341 (OP)
>spend 10 gajillion dollars to make genetic perfection
>make her infertile
????????????

>>715193831
It's not every alien anon, its a few animal looking things and Liara.

>>715193983
of course? Mirandas father didn't spend all that money to fall victim to the ultimate cuckoldry.

>>715193938
Yea, but she doesnt need to know that

>>715190341 (OP)
No she’s ugly as sin.

>>715190341 (OP)
There is another...

>>715190341 (OP)
For me, it's Miranda and Liara love triangle. The game even allows you to get away with it pretty much

>>715196118
literally what I did too

based taste

>>715196118
how? If you break up with Miri in 3 she dies, or is that your desired outcome?

>>715192791
>needing a woman to shoot a disobedient subordinate for you instead of doing it yourself

>>715190530
maybe shepard could use his prize money from killing the reapers to cross breed asari and quarians. for research purposes

Heavy risk...
But the priiiiiiiiiize

>>715190341 (OP)
If she wasn't barren, yes.
The actual ideal match for Shepard is Samara, based on personalities and mutual respect.
Miranda is second... but barren. Can debate third between Ashley and Jack.

>>715190341 (OP)
Yes.

>>715190341 (OP)
Yes, but also No. Tali is clearly best girl.

>>715192791
Which armor class do you guys think looks best on Shep?
For male I think medium armor and for female heavy armor.
Light armor generally looks too lightweight for Shep.

>>715190341 (OP)
>can't bear his children
let's be real here, the perfect breeding partner for shepard is jack and it's not even close, their kid will be a literal god
he should also just get liara and samara pregnant for good measure

>>715190341 (OP)
>liara is a hard to play cunt despite EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR HER
>tell her to get bent
>about to embark on a suicide mission
>a genetically perfect woman who i've been cool with has the hots for me
>decide to pork her 1 last time before heading out to my death
>mind cleared it allows me to choose the proper ending
>better yet with the "happy ending" mod
Truly the best choice

>>715191443
Miranda;s ass is not that fat and this is disgusting to look at.

>>715196349
>he doesn't know

>>715197834
Here's medium

>>715198071
and light

>>715190341 (OP)

>>715197834
light armor does look weird on Shepard agree. I have to say medium mostly because heavy armor shoulder pads sometimes interfere with camera angels in cutscenes.

>>715198241
>self insert Shep
Jesus, these people exist?

>>715198354
I noticed that too.

>>715198434
Katie has always drawn herself as the protagonist. Even has a running gag for Pokemon where she's dressed as the boy and her husband is dressed like the girl.

>>715198434
I make Shepard Ryan Gosling

>>715190341 (OP)
getting femcel vibes fr fr

>>715190592
>>715197517
Jack is a perfect woman

>>715198690
Autism personified, based.

>>715197834
Medium is the best. I don't like the shoulders/arms in heavy, and it also feels so sluggish. Light looks a bit too NPC-like

>>715190341 (OP)
as an australian her accent was so turbo cringe that I avoided her the entire time as much as possible throughout my entire time playing that game

>>715197929
Biotics aren't a guarantee to be passed down unless you're asari. If Shepard is also biotic it'd increase the odds.
Besides, Jack only reached her level through torture.

Liara chads where you at.

>>715199146
Do you guys actually say "ideer"

>>715199210
Me maybe five years ago.
I romanced Liara every playthrough, then I realized she is kind of shit.
Writer's pet, and incompetent Shadow Broker.
I also realized TIM is right and Shepard should be with a human.

>>715199292
only bogans like miranda

>>715199395
Ash is the only real option

>>715191673
>>715199623
Kissable lips

>>715192791
>krogan with multiple redundant organs
>heavy armor
>kinetic shields
>biotic barrier
>immunity
>practically unkillable
>goes down to one pistol shot to his heavily armored back
that was honestly the dumbest scene in all of ME

>>715200332
Nothing personnel, kid.

>>715200332
Skill issue

>>715200332
Ash is just that good anon

>>715200332
Doesn't he do a backflip if Shepard hits him with the shotgun?
Personally, I'd have Garrus really not like Wrex and vice-versa and have him snipe Wrex if ordered.
Then them becoming more tolerable of the other through the series would mean more if they hated each other at the start.

>>715200758
i mean with the way things are, it did make sense for ashley to be the one. she's honestly weird, definitely openly prejudiced against aliens but also insists she's not racist and hates anything humanity first

>>715190341 (OP)
Coal burner

>>715201131
Why is every squadmate interaction in ME3 basically
>DUDE REMEMBER HOW FUN ME1 WAS?

>>715201131
Yeah. I'm not saying it makes no sense for her, just the way they go about it. Pistol shot, no real interaction between them prior, Wrex actually respects Ashley.
It'd just be better for the sniper to do it and could create a stronger story arc.

>>715201310
at least there is banter between them in ME3. In ME1 its reserved for a few elevator conversations and in ME2 its pretty much non existent

>>715201865
That's not even true.

>>715203041
how did ash get miris underwear

>>715203743
One of life's mysteries.

>>715190341 (OP)
>demaster

>>715190341 (OP)
She’s a basic boring mid white bitch in a galaxy full of hot alien pussy

>>715204587
moded original only. No legendary edition garbage

>>715205694
you just posted the legendary edition
pic related is MEUITM2

>>715190341 (OP)
Miranda was made for all of the following
>batarians
>vorcha
>krogan
>varren
>yahgs
>hanar
>elcor
>volus
>Jack
>Jacob
>TIM

>>715206236
damn sauce?

>>715206448
datquil on bluesky

>>715190341 (OP)
built exclusively for massive cocks in her ass

>>715206236
you forgot pigs

>>715205898
There's this fag in these threads that posts screenshots of LE but keeps saying it's the original. IDK what his endgame is.

>>715190905
Hot.

>>715190905
Not if I plug it with my dick, she don't.

Miranda's great because the game first presents her as a bitchy piece of meat. Then it tries to humanize her but she's still just a piece of meat

>>715207569
his endgame is freelancing for EA and selling the Legendary Edition to retard nostalgiafags by any means necessary

>>715190409
FPBP

its space Jennifer Garner or its nothing

>>715207434
I forgot to include her father

>>715190592
>>715198804
she's dangerously insane. And anyway, Miranda is the strongest biotic on the team.

>>715208361
>, Miranda is the strongest biotic on the team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFI8TgtjkfA
I always pick her though so I can get rid of Kasumi or Morinth

>>715208361
>t. delusional cerberus cheerleader who takes batarian dick up her ass

>>715205898
OP Miri is definitely MEUITM2 for the original game. not LE.

>>715198224
>>715198071
>>715197834
Depends entirely on their class and what position you take in the battle IMO. Medium for front, heavy for middle, light for rear.

>>715208702
stop lying Look at her hairline, they're using the ME3 Miranda head sculpt in ME2 because the retard designers of the legendary edition thought "new" = "Better

>>715192457
Destroy (red) ending is canon and nobody can change my mind. The other endings were literally the things the Reapers tried to do in the previous games. Synthesis was Saren's goal, and he was completely indoctrinated. Control was the Illusive Man's goal, and he was completely indoctrinated.

Destroy is the only thing the Reapers never wanted. Anything else is waifufag cope.

>>715208361
Jack is only insane because of cerberus and prison. The moment she joins Sheps squad her real personality starts shining through.

>>715208567
>>715208608
Miranda was literally genetically engineered to be have the strongest biotic power that a human is capable of.

>>715208817
you are totally right anon. Disgusting LE revisionism at play here.

>>715208702
Wrong. You can tell by the hair in case you can't tell by the textures.

>>715208302
>Ashley

>>715208838
I think people hated the ending because studio execs forced the actual devs to tone down the ending and not punish people for falling for Reaper tricks at the very end, because it would make 2/3 players feel stupid. But by sterilizing and softening the endings, that made them all feel pretty weak.

>715209458
disgusting

>>715209458
GIWTWM

>>715200332
She REALLY hates them

You guys aren't really thirsting over a girl who fucked Jacob, are you?

>>715210819
Post hand.

>>715210819
I am.

>>715210862
You can make a flimsy excuse that xeno racism has outpaced racial racism, but it's still a no-go in my book. One time I broke up with a really great girl because I learned she fucked a Mexican years before we met. She tried to justify it saying that he was adopted and raised by a white family, that he acted white and everything, but it was still too much for me to look past.

>>715190341 (OP)
Liara=Miranda=Jack

All three are the correct choices for men who have sex

Tali is not a correct choice

Williams is fine

>genetically perfect
>has buckteeth

>>715209405
there wasn't an ending until the developers locked the lead writer and project lead in a room and wouldn't let them leave until they wrote the endings

>>715210991
Sounds really fucking weak. I hope you're larping.

>>715210991
If you were in the ME universe, which would be worse: a woman who fucked a negro once years ago or a women who fucked an ayy once years ago?

>>715211009
You sound mad.

>genetically perfect
>infertile
exactly what was her father thinking?

>>715211052
Weak would've been just accepting that. I have standards and I didn't compromise. Deal with it.

>>715211103
Depends on the ayy I guess.

>>715210862

>>715211009
Imagine being this gay.

>>715210819
There's a difference between wanting to marry a woman and wanting to fuck her

>>715211167
That she wouldn't destroy her body with a pregnancy and instead would opt for some sort of high tech alternative?

>>715211120
>>715211231
>Jewish dog leg Gypsy fuckers
Dismissed, this is a thread about women, not dogs

>>715211167
probably something like this >>715194348

>>715211187
Still not hand. There was something about standards?
>>715211225
I knew it.

>>715211261
>I just wanna fuck my sister, I don't wanna marry her so it's ok
what 20 years of academia does to a motherfucker

>>715191443
haha why can I smell this haha do you have more???//?

>>715211325
Your mom's not in the thread we're good.

>>715211187
Alright, so put these in order of more disgusting to least disgusting and tell me which ones you would forgive:
>asari
>drell
>salarians
>turians
>batarians
>krogans
>quarian
>volus
>varren
>negro
>spic

>>715211424
post a thread with the helmet alien if you want that to be the topic

>>715211449
I could accept an Asari, maybe a Quarian, and MAYBE a Turian. Anything beyond that is over the line.

>>715211359
You never asked for my hand, sister.

>>715196349
Only if you explicitly break up with her, locking in a romance before her scene keeps her alive.

>>715211584
>posts talking about Tali
>why are we talking about Tali
Nigger, what are you doing?

>>715211449
Asari is cheating because that's just being a lesbian

>>715211014
You have to remember her father is australian, it's hard for them to understand perfect.

>>715211616
Standards, huh?

>>715198690
>>715198883

>>715211721
I'm posting Miri in the Mass Effect thread
What are you doing

>>715198434
I tried but it never really works, so I just use default Shepard every time and I think it works better that way.

>>715211872
Having a superior taste.

>>715211928
You're very secure about it too

>>715212027
The ass that brought down the reapers

>>715190409
Asari dynasty baby blue azur got me acting unwise

>>715211909
There is only one Shepard

>>715212027
Yes.

>>715212120
She did not participate in the reaper war

>>715212182
She did in my game

>>715208361
>Miranda is the strongest biotic on the team
anon she's too weak to keep up the barrier in the suicide mission, so she's definitely weaker than jack and samara

>>715212334
>Jack
experimental unstable bioweapon, a threat to herself and others

>Samara
not human. Asari have greater biotic powers than humans. Miranda is the strongest that a human biotic can possibly be without going insane

>>715212027
The ass that brought down the Yahg empire

The strongest Biotic is SHEPARD because CHARGE
NOVA
CHARGE
NOVA
SHOTGUN
CHARGE
PULL
SLAM
CHARGE
MELEE
CHARGE
NOVA

>>715207569
You can tell whether a screenshot is original or LE based on Miranda’s hair, LE2 gives her 3’s hairstyle.

>>715190341 (OP)
I genuinely have never liked Miranda. Any and all communication with her is strictly for story related purposes.

>>715211103
I guess it depends on the alien. I'd put say a batarian and coal on the same level.

I genuinely have never liked Tali. Any and all communication with her is strictly for story related purposes.

>>715213157
Gay.

Daily reminder that it is canonical that a Femshep universe ends with her, Miranda, and Liara as Shadow Broker sex slaves

>>715213104
>>715211449

>>715212938
>have sex with Tali
>she gets super alien power cancer AIDS and dies in less than a week
Was it worth it, faggot?

>>715213252
Totally.

>>715213313
>>715213230
Retard.

>>715213241
This is pretty accurate. I'd put quarantine higher. That might be my cut off. Vorcha at the bottom.
Asari unforgivable as well, since that's gay shit.

>>715213447
*quarians. Jesus

Picture the disgust on your face as you ask a whore "you fucked a krogan?"

>>715190341 (OP)
Shepard was a fucking fag.

>>715190341 (OP)
She fucked billions

The patricians choice is clear. Space jewesses are BUILT for the BSC

>>715208012
which do you think is the futa

>>715213443
Why does all the Miranda art you're posting look barely anything like her and more like generic anime girl?

Any good coomer mods for LE or is it still low res Asari strippers and flat boob jpgs on waifus?

>>715213687
Because Miranda looks like Michael Jackson

>>715213739
That's pretty hot

>>715213687
Cope harder mate.

Miranda's outfit is so ridiculous you could unironically trip into anal sex

>>715213927
With that ass? Not enough pp for that move.

>>715213927
That's the idea.

>>715213927
Easy access for varrens.

>>715213860
Answer the question

>>715213642
Miranda is the bottom bitch. Every time

>>715213640
>fucking someone with mutant fingers and toes and the complexion of a corpse

>>715213927
anal sex with a woman is gayer than anal sex with a man. it doesn't even feel good.

>>715214578
Talifags are not people who have sex, and they specifically get off on the idea of dog legs, Jewish identities and alien digits
IE they are deeply mentally ill

best girl is the one you create

>>715214742
>liara fags obsess over futa shit
>miranda posters spam cuck/beast shit
Ashley and tali retards are the most sane

>>715215509
I feel like Ash should attract the muscle mommy fetishists but animations with her never give her any definition

>>715215509
Jack bros not even mentioned
lol, lmao

>>715190592
15 prisoners and guards gangraped her in the prison bathroom

>>715215509
TaliGODS just post their waifu taking BHC.

>>715215657
Ash's vibe has always been "gun barbie"
she talks about wearing tinfoil miniskirts and poetry and other girly shit while being a girl soldier archetype.
She was originally a combat medic type character, which is why her suit is white and pink

>>715215509
Tali attracts the normal type of autist. The kind that would try to deduce what her sweat would taste like.
Ashley attracts uh...I unno don't think she had much of a following after 2 came out.

>>715215894
She's still the least insane human female character. Every other human on the Normandy, male or female, is fucking nuts in one way or another.

>>715215839
Based

>>715215894
I guess that's why Ashley was bimbofied in ME3 without explanation

>>715215689
>side romance
should I include Kelly also?

>>715215509
I like Liara and fucking hate that futafags latched onto the asari

>>715212501
Unprecedented goal-post moving.

>>715216015
>>715216142
I'm not saying this as an insult to the character. She's by far the most well developed character in the franchise imo The fact that she's divisive and partly unlikeable is a testament to her three dimensional nature
She's not the latina from aliens tho. She's the latina from walking dead

>>715216154
>Miranda main
>Jack side
Damn, that's fucked up, anon.

>>715215509
Futa and bestiality is a problem across all porn, period. Don't think precious Tali is safe from the menace, cause she ain't

As a Liara/Miranda/Jack poster, none of that ever has or ever will enter my radar

>>715216142
yeah wtf was that? Ashley got bogg'd at some point and nobody said anything

she must've been buying a lot of xenocrypto

>>715216491
>none of that ever has or ever will enter my radar

>>715216620
I like sexy women, Cole, not dogs and dicks
Figure it out

>>715216807
What the fuck are those faces?

>>715216903
Note the moon runes.

>>715216552
Pretty sure they had to make her more marketable and more feminine instead of a tomboyish type

>>715216329
Miranda is the strongest biotic on the team.

Miranda is the strongest biotic in the galaxy. She could even take on a Reaper

>not even trying with the bait anymore

>>715217573
Miranda couldn't even take on my dick.

miranda could have benefited from a different model choice or atleast bioware not butchering her face scan

>They choose one

>>715218117
>Jack's cool with Miranda in the harem
Yeah, a'ight. Nice fever dream.

>>715216552
and liara's boobjob in ME3. like they wanted to give benezia a run for her money.

>>715218276
Where do you think those boobs came from? She just hit her 2nd puberty.

>>715218276
God bless those genes

>>715218026
>or atleast bioware not butchering her face scan
This is the girl they face scanned for Miranda, but then they fucked it up for some reason.

>>715218398
that's what pissed me off, she's hot yet they do a face scan and just butcher it

>>715218491
It was fine until the fix. Most of her conversation are ass pov.

>>715190592
Retards like you fantasize about a girl with borderline personality disorder like this and then you realize all that whacky insanity and toxicity isn’t her way of expressing love to you, it’s just her way of feeding the abyss inside of her that needs emotional stimulation. Once she’s had her fill of you and you don’t entertain her anymore she’ll move onto the next person like you never existed

>>715218194
At least my indoctrination is fun.

If there is one single thing in the entire galaxy that Miranda can take
It's a dick

>>715190341 (OP)
>can't get pregnant
Literally the opposite of perfect.

>>715218398
>>715218491
You autists have been bitching about her face scan for 15 years. Maybe Yvonne just doesn't really look the way you think she does.
She was extremely hot to me back then when I first saw her on the 360, and she was extremely hot when I played the trilogy modded on PC just a few months ago. Miranda 4 lyfe

>>715219249
She's ugly, bro.

>>715219249
I think Miranda's hot but there's no denying that she looks barely anything like Yvonne. It's like they emphasized her worst features while de-emphasizing her best features.

Is Miranda the only crew member that showed emotion(crying)?

>>715219528
I'm certain jack cried at some point. Liara too, probably.

>>715219301
That must be why this thread has been on the front page all night for a 16 year old game. Because Miranda is ugly
Fucking obnoxious shitposter. Go away and make a Tali cope thread or something already

>>715219519
I think Miranda looks better than that image of Yvonne so it appears we are at a stand still

>>715219528
Jack and Liara also both cry in ME2. They are best girls, after all.

>>715219528
I think ash cries in me3, maybe tali in me2 when she finds her dad

>>715219739
I like the tooth gap it makes my dick hard. Good design. Thanks bioware.

>>715219739
She's ugly, bro.

>>715219962
IDK about gapteeth, just slightly larger front teeth. It's not buckteeth either. My teeth look the same.

engineer chads where we at?!

>>715220395
I like her boob mole

>>715220506
why the fuck would you ever play engineer

>>715190592
she's showing everyone her nipples, how rude

>>715220597
mid-line support and control

>>715220597
Why the fuck wouldn't you after me1

>>715220395
something about her face is very erotic to me I wish I could explain it. She's designed explicitly to make me aroused.

>>715220769
it's the mouth. think about it

This is my favorite ass on the citadel.

>>715221793
Tali's ass is superior though

>>715221919
that's just a space suit. you have no idea what her ass looks like. Quarians are deceitful enough to design their suits just to trick humans to steal their tech

>>715222064
>Quarians are up to date on the chud incel meta
lol, lmao

>>715222134
well yeah. their whole thing is being deceitful and manipulative, but unfortunately for them, the Asari are doing the same thing and are better at it.

>>715218276
>>715218375
Imagine how big Liara will be when she's her age

Who’s the most sensitive to tickling

>>715211829
That's actually a decent Shepard. I always go default, but still

>>715222821
I'd say Tali but her suit probably stops it. Beyond that, probably Jack, because nobody has ever touched her in a nice way, they were always trying to hurt her.

>>715222821
Tali out of suit.

>>715222821
Garrus

I need to start hiding these, this thread made me jerk off.

>>715214763
tranny character for tranoids

>>715223408
it was your own personal weakness that did that.

>>715223318
>tfw no tickle battle with Garrus in 3 instead of the boring skeet shooting we got

>>715222925
Ryan Shepard

>>715223249
>>715223256
>>715223318
who has the cutest reaction

>>715225985
not gay but probably Garrus would have the cutest reaction, because it would be unprecedented for him. Wrex is probably untickleable. The girls would react in various ways. Miranda would get angry, Tali would be fake angry but like it. Liara would be confused. Ashley would be all in.

>>715190430
If anything, that thumbnail proves that she looks nothing like Michael Jackson

>>715192563
>Pick Ashley
Boring.

>>715227075
What about Jack

>>715190341 (OP)
it's really unfortunate because Yvonne Strahovski is an absolutely breathtaking woman (as someone who doesn't even care for blondes) but is utterly ruined by not even the uncanny valley symptoms of face-to-model generation from back then, but simply because they made her forehead a bit too big and gave her dark black hair. whoever made that decision at bioware was smoking some shit that should never be smoked again.

>>715214162
>femshep
Ruined every time.

>>715214162
she's a powered bottom that's for sure.

>>715190341 (OP)
>sterile

>>715223449
This.
Thank God that 41% of those fucks will be gone.

>>715216491
Do aliens count as bestiality?
Asking for a friend.

>>715228331
Only if the alien isn't sentient.

I'm about to end this man's whole career

>>715190341 (OP)
Yeah. She's the only good looking human in the game. Ashley was butt ugly in ME1.

Vorcha Batarians Varren, which is worse to fuck?

>>715220769
I think it's a combination of features that make her look
>pretty
>approachable
>familiar
she has that down to earth look, like a girl next door, but the girl next door is really pretty.

>>715228504
Varren >>>>>>>
don't @ me

>>715228361
So
No Batarians, huh?

>>715228421
Why are you wearing that goofy ass shit bro

>>715227936
Depends. If you tried that at first, she'd kill you. Later, she'd laugh about it

>>715228579
I change my armor almost every mission so I'm trying out mods this time. Some of the andromeda helmets are pretty cool.

>>715228567
Varrens are just xeno dogs. Vorcha and Batarians are xeno scum, worse than any human species.

>>715228764
That's the long version of what I already posted.

>>715215803
and I helped

>>715228504
Yahg>Krogan>Hanar>Elcor (voice is a huge turn off)>Atlas/Ymir mechs>Geth Prime>Geth hopper>Geth>Loki mechs>K9 mehcs>Varren>Vorcha>Pyjack>Batarian

>>715215803
Hot.
How many were Krogan?

>>715229132
She was banged by the guards, not the inmates.

>>715229223
Eh, probably didn't feel a thing then.

anyone got that image of miranda's faced overlaid with micheal jacksons, and you can see how its pretty much dead on except for the eyebrows (weirdly, micheal jacksons are more feminine than miranda's).
always makes me giggle knowing a bunch of people are jerking off to basically r63 micheal jackson, and calling it "genetically perfect".

>>715230230
>its pretty much dead on
I'd love to see it.
Until then, it's a lie.

>>715230230
This is edited

I really like Cerberus trooper armor in 3. Too bad you can't get one

>>715230374
No shit.

>>715230416
No, not "no shit".

Who thought Kai Leng to be a good idea?

>>715230585
Drew Karphyshyn and Mac Walters.

>>715230639
Guy literally just show up, got beaten badly by Thane (who is on his deadbed) and then retreat, saying shit like "I didn't go all out yet"

>>715230585
Honestly Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL /Rant over.

>>715230639
Drew Karphyshyn wasn't involved with ME3 though

>>715197834
I pick light or medium, don't like the pauldrons much.

>>715230374
yeah, it is.

anyways, back to the miranda and micheal jackson image

>>715230980
Drew Karpyshyn is responsible for creating and writing him. Kai Leng was a main villain in one of his ME novels.

>>715230315
archive link is dead, so, only got a thumbnail. somewhere theres a bigger one with that shows it with different levels of opacity

>>715231157
That has nothing to do with ME3, which has the portrayal of Kai Leng that everyone hates and what that Anon was obviously referring to.

>>715231292
From what I can see
>chin is wrong
>jawline is wrong
>lips are wrong
>nose is wrong
>eyes are wrong
>cheekbones are wrong
>forehead is wrong
And all this, after MJ went through a retarded amount of surgery to not look black, and as white as possible.
Yeah, definitely identical.

>>715231330
Oh, so Drew didn't write Kai Leng the space ninja with the katana, that should get beat in every gunfight he brought a knife to? In his own book?

>>715231454
if you say so, lmao. ill just jerk off to someone who doesnt look like micheal jackson. its much simpler.

>>715231510
I didn't say anything about the book.

>>715190341 (OP)
Gonna be real honest, it's impossible to feel any romance for the women in any ME game.
>Bioware faces and animation
>"let me tell you the next chapter of my tragic backstory" character progression
>generally static and uninteresting interactions
>almost all of them are your direct subordinates
And they've only gotten worse over time.

>>715231454
it's literally just the hair that makes people think of mj

>>715231648
What vidya women do you feel romance with then?

CUMMANDOH SHEYPAHD

>>715231551
>woman has hair parted down the middle
>has black hair
>definitely Michael Jackson lmao
I think you and everyone that propagated that meme has a pet peeve that MJ didn't molest them you when you were kids.
That's the only reasonable explanation that I can find.

>>715231630
You asked who thought Kai Leng was a good idea. Obviously the guy that created him would think he is a good idea. Book or not, is irrelevant. Do you think writers generally make shit characters and put them in their books, so they can make everything worse for shits and giggles? It's not a parody book.

>>715232298
>>715231330

>>715231734
Exactly. And she's not the only dark haired woman to have that hairstyle. Prosopagnosia is a real issue.

>>715232358
Every portrayal of Kai Leng was shit.
ME3's isn't even the worst one.

>>715192791
KEK

>>715232456
Fair enough but who cares about vidya books and comics. What mattered is that his stupid ass was put in 3 and all the stuff they made him do in it.

>>715192791
Imagine hearing a Mantis sniper rifle right before wrex gets hit

>>715232587
He wouldn't be in it, if he wasn't Drew's retarded writer's pet villain.

>>715232671
Source?

>>715232746
The third ME book? The last one Drew wrote, it's the one that introduces Kai Leng.

>>715231292
Worst comparison yet, desu

>>715232810
I mean what's the source of Drew being responsible for him being in ME3 or having anything to do with his writing in ME3?

Miranda casually fucked guys on Omega btw (I guess it wasn't the pisshole she claimed it was LOL)

>>715190341 (OP)
>supposed to be genetically engineered to be perfect
>actually looks like some average british slag

>>715232189
yep! thats the ONLY similarity i saw, thats it! i didnt know anyone else on planet earth with black hair besides micheal jackson. THATS why i made the connection, clearly. i mean, who even has black hair anymore these days, shits as rare as hens teeth.

literally hundreds, if not thousands, if not tens of thousands of famous black haired people with a part in the middle. and i just....arbitrarily chose micheal jackson. no reason at all. no other simlaraties. nada. zilch.

>>715232745
The armor in this game looked so fucking bad.

>>715228181
It's always futafaggotry too. I genuinely don't understand.

>>715232851
>>I mean what's the source of Drew being responsible for him being in ME3
That's easy. He created the character. If he hadn't created the character, he wouldn't be in ME3.

Unpopular opinion but I find James pretty fun to have around. His comment on things are pretty good.
Post your favorite companion to take along just to hear their commentary?
>Take EDI with you when you infiltrate the geth ship to see Legion reaction
>Take Javik with whenever you know you're going to fight a reaper

>>715232969
The only thing this tells me, is that MJ lives rent free in your head.
Maybe he did diddle you when you were a kid.

>>715232969
she doesn't look like mj in this >>715232745
your poop nigga response now?

Does your shepard wear face-covered helmet constantly?

>>715232894
She was just buying a PS3 from that guy.

>>715233054
it lives SO rent free in my mind, i invented time travel, traveled back 15 years and convinced a 3 year old just to trick you. shit was cray cray!

>>715233057
ew, racist.

>>715233207
Your whole MJ obsession is getting way out of hand.
Seek help.

>>715233007
That's not how it works.

>>715233287
ill call it quits when i find myself jacking off to him.

you on the other...hand...hand lol. so which hand do you use when you jerk off to miranda jackson?

Correct opinion but Kaidan is just Carth and I hate Carth.
He needs to die on the tropical planet every game he's in.

>>715233207
>ew, racist.
Indeed a poop nigga response.
I do see the resemblance, I'm just saying it's the hair that does it

What if EA was money hungry?

>>715233351
I am sure Rob Leifeld has no responsibility for Deadpool, either. Which is why he collects those royalty checks.
Oh, damn. That means he is responsible.
Same principle.

>>715233376
Touch grass.

>>715233515
hopefully not micheal jacksons grass, lel. you think the grass would giggle when i run my fingers across miranda's beard stubble?

wait sorry, micheal jacksons. sorry, i keep confusing the two

>>715233424
Replace ME2 thermal clip system with ME1 design, but add Thermal Clips to instant reload instead of waiting for cooldown.
Thermal Clips are microtransactions.

>>715233584
>SHAMON as you stick it in

>>715233461
I can't tell if you're baiting or retarded but writers have control over what they decide to write. They could have decided not to include Kai Leng or write him the way they did for ME3, but they decided to do it, and you have not shown evidence that Drew is responsible for the decision to include him in ME3 or how he's responsible for what they wrote for him in ME3.
They literally could have just not included him. They could have ignored him entirely or just wrote "he dies in a shuttle accident / secret mission before ME3 starts".
I'm not gonna reply to whatever bullshit you say next, btw.

>>715233646
>SHA
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOANNNNN
i can see it

>>715233658
>>I can't tell if you're baiting or retarded but writers have control over what they decide to write
Yeah. And he wrote Kai Leng. I don't understand why that's such a hard concept to grasp.

>>715230639
I thought Drew didn't have anything to do with Me3

solid. most people cant resist engaging in the shitposting, but your doing pretty well so far. just stop replying, ignore it, let it slide of the catalogue. effectively, the same as just moving to the next tab and pretending it didnt happen. its so fucking simple, so easy, and always works, yet people will refuse to just take the easy way out and go yelling, kicking, and screaming trying to prove they werent wrong or whatever instead of just letting the conversation die.

little bit of mutual respect here for the micheal jackson guy, he's done what so, so many others couldnt

>>715234278
Drew is Kai Leng's creator.

>>715190341 (OP)
>got BLACKED by the niggerest of nigger in all of videogames
Not even an upstanding melanin enriched gentleman of free society, she got nigger'd

He also goes to the tubes

>>715234617
>the niggerest of nigger in all of videogames
That's not Liam Costa.

>trad
>comes from a military family
>loves guns
>loves her family
>has two other sisters
>loves Jesus
>hates aliens
>also a Spectre

>EDI is for Joker only
>Samara goes "no way fag"
>Jack and Miranda are effectively not in ME3
>dogshit Ashley gets to come back for ME3
There are multiple things that infuriate me about ME3, but I have no idea why the fuck players wanted them adding in Vega and Ashley / Kaidan to the roster. I mean the base game too, not the DLC. ME2's suicide mission was a mistake

Cora > Vetra > Tali > Liara > Jack > Miranda > Michael Jackson

I find Garrus and Tali are cute together

>>715235596
>Cora > Vetra > Tali
Is this a "who enjoys eating dogshit more" list or something?

>>715190341 (OP)
heehee

>Nearly 400 posts of arguing who's the best woman for Shepard
>ctrl+f Chakwas
>0/0

This is how her alt shouldve looked like

>>715237703
No, this is how it should have looked like

If you could play as anyone but shepard it would've been cool as fuck being Garrus

>>715234617
Shepard buck breaks Jacob with Miranda immediately after he's brought back to life from Cerberus

>>715237410
Shes hot but also a mega hag.

OUR HEROINES... and Miranda...

>>715236285
Nice try RedditFemshepTranny

>>715235596
>Andromeda
we're talking about mass effect not starfield

>>715218613
This man gets it. psychopathic girls with mental issues are even risky to have sex with, usually the amount of investment you get just to fuck them is not worth the effort.
Women, personality wise like Liara, Ashley, Tali, and even Samara and Shiala are peak women.
miranda doesnt make the cut, she has that type of personality that if you slip up once in any aspect, you are dead meat. Samara tier can be cold, but will remain forever loyal when she bonds with you, albeit a bit silent.

Out of all women, both in ME, and reality wise. Jack is simply such high maintenance and no pay off that i suggest everyone to just avoid these types of women.

>>715239358
Miranda seems like the type of up in the ass girl to ignore you if you aren't the perfect guy

>>715239621
Nah, Miranda actually respect people who put the work in. She kinda jealous of normal people because to her, their success and failure can always be credit to them unlike her.

>>715238423
Liara is like a sandwich made of water, she is so bland and annoying to listen to with her pseudo-whispering, monotone voice

>>715239621
nah she's the type that can't breed

Almost all of the armor set in the ME3 suck. The only one I like is the Spectre N7 one

For me it's Tali. Always was. Always will be.

>>715240039
I don't remember fighting any orcs in these games

>>715239738
The only reason Miranda even considers Shepard is because he is peak human being, similar to her. she never dated, never saw someone ,never considered anyone until Shepard, because she has that mega diva superior complex where is someone isnt better than her, he doesnt exist.
Trust me when i say, if shepard even fucks up anything that she can do better, he is getting replaced. ive dated plenty women, i know how they think. and its very much childlike and sociopathic. If you have to consider any women out of them all in ME universe, Liara is the way to go, she was a virgin, you were her first, and you can have very long lived children, and their mother wasnt a whore that danced in a bar for 2 centuries before she wanted to join the mercs or anything. so you know your kids will turn out normal, rest arent good for shepard because ,they either cant have kids, are infertile, are too old, too psychopathic or everything else.
Ashley is second close, but she was in military, you just know she fucked around.

>>715240184

>>715240184
You kill 300 thousand of them.

>>715234617
Nice nigger cope.

>>715240243
Very funny, but that's not what Batarinigs look like

Would you date a Krogan, a Turian or a Salarian?

>>715240541
Turian, definitely

>>715240541
Kinda want to see what a crazy ride dating a korgan is.

>>715220506
>had to make a class locked interaction in omega dlc just to get people to play engineer
It was my go to class in multiplayer though you could do everything with default human engineer.

>>715211014
buckteeth are cute and sex

now i want to replay mass effect trilogy
but i have so many game i haven played yet
oh well
also post more Miranda damnit

>>715237916
what's the sauce?

>>715246894
For me? Adept in 1, Soldier in 2, Adept in 3

>>715190341 (OP)
>perfect woman for Shepard

>>715248342
she dead bro

>>715248496

>>715248342
>could have had wong or even the punchbag reporter
>gave us chobot instead
Still mad.

>>715248342
That's not Khalisah

>>715240197
>she never dated, never saw someone
Nice head cannon. Not really in line with reality though. She even gets blacked thanks to the writer's barely disguised fetish.

Gotta be honest. I didn't expect so much hory posting about Miranda

>>715250327
she is perfect in every way really

>>715250823
Except, you know, can't have kids

>>715250823
Truly a face only her yahg master could love

>>715250327
it's literally just you, no one cares about this barren coalburner

>>715190341 (OP)
anal

>>715251164
In the ass

Tali>>Jack>>>>>>>>>Miranda>>>>>Liara=Ashley

>>715251971
Dr.Chocolates > who cares about the rest

So Miranda's dad fucked her right, like a lot lot right? I mean why would you spend so much money making the perfect woman with your own DNA not to bust up in them guts

>>715232902
>Americans say she's beautiful.
If that jaw was any wider you could write it off as construction equipment.

>>715252101
what is this moded abomination

>>715253513
Anal in the ass

>>715254072
made for cerberus enhanced cock

>>715254390
And yahg

I could knock up Jack and turn her into a housewife, I'm sure a doctor could remove all those nasty tattoos and shit.

Who need gun when you could be vanguard, charge and punch reapers to dead?

We all know who best girl is.

>>715255389
>shoots the fetus out her uterus with her bionic power
now what

>>715218356
Liara "Pirate Software", T'soni

>>715255768
If I could knock her up, I could probably find a way to remove her biotics. Also bitch'll get less crazy once she's good and knocked up, most of a female's crazy this is contained in the uterus.

>>715246927
Piroguh

>>715255878

>>715255694

*ZRRRRRRRRRRT* Built for big *ZRRRRRRRRRRRT* Krogan *ZRRRRRRRRRRRRT* Cock

>>715256342
>spent months in the paw room at a chicken plant grading feet
>recognize one

>>715256342
Chiken jockey

>>715256648
>chicken jockey?
>you race chickens?

>>715256796
CHICKEN CHASER CHICKEN CHASER

THE THROAT GOAT

>>715208961
Jack was engineered to go beyond the human potential for biotics, its why she can have as much raw power as a veteran asari biotic

>>715217202
You literally said Samara is stronger
You dumb fucking retard

>>715217202
>guaranteed to kill a party member if you put her on bubble duty
>strongest
Only Samara, Morinth, and Jack can do it.

>>715213252
That's about a week of no-holds-barred quarian womb pounding. Totally worth it.

>>715233131
Funny.

>>715240197
I’m the poster who made posted >>715218613 and I’m surprised you were so spot on in your assessment. Miranda is the high maintenance boss bitch with narcissistic personality traits, you fuck up ONCE and she’s on on you like a shark smelling blood. She’ll get the “ick” face and start asking why you couldn’t do it better, or why you didn’t do it such and such way in the first place. Then she realizes you’re not the perfect alpha male her ultra hypergamous and childlike mind made you out to be and it’s game over. The criticisms will start mounting from there, the little snarky side comments, she’ll start picking fights over stupid shit just to start drama. Girls like her run through guys in their youth and then are emotionally and physically washed up by their 30s but usually professionally successful so they use that as evidence that they were always better than all those guys they dumped, all while secretly yearning to still get fucked and destroyed like by that one scumbag she dated 10 years ago that couldn’t care less about her shit and just treated her like garbage. As for Jack, I already said my piece about that psycho cunt. Any guy whose dated these chicks before knows

>>715262759
I think we need to differentiate the modern american white woman from the fictional future Australian one.

>>715253513
Ass Perfect Ass!

I should go

>>715265873
She's literally built to be pumped full of splunk ad infinitum.

>>715266761
Wrex

>>715268915
Shepard

>>715268383
ASS TO ASS

>>715268383
The problem is, why are we stuck getting futa femshep shit all the fucking time, and not Miranda getting her ass blasted with alien cock? It's a simple formula, it shouldn't be this hard to crack.

>>715269931
Because the Femshep design is kind of cute, and Miranda looks like if Yvonne Strahovski was merged with Robert Z'Dar (you must be over 18 to use this website, but here's a pic of him since you're underage).

>>715270598
We went from MJ to Face from Tango and Cash.
Is this some 80s revival thread?
Also
>Femshep design is kind of cute
>that
>cute
Maybe in Karshan. I've thrown up in my mouth at the sight of her.

>>715190341 (OP)
Miranda looks like Michael Jackson. You're a faggot if you like Miranda.

>>715271450
We've already had this conversation, in this thread.

>>715271354
Would bang your picrel.

>>715271354
>let me cherry pick to prove i'm right
vorcha hands typed this post or even worse - brown

>>715272361
>cherry pick
There's nothing cherry picked about her ugly mug.
Literally worst looking female in Mass Effect.
Also, after-thought non-character.

>>715272802
>nothing cherry picked about her ugly mug
Yeah aside from that fact you get this mug like what once in three games? Fucking disingenuous faggot.

>>715272802
>worst looking female
>not counting Miranda, Liara, and Diana Allers

Arias ass is better

>>715273782
Proofs?

>>715273894

>>715272802
>maleshep is a character
>femshep is a non character
Literally the exact same lol

>>715273782
Aria is trash and I wish you could have killed her in omega for turianussy

Dammit I missed the whole thread but thanks for the Mirandas to add to the folder

>>715193983
>spend 10 gajillion dollars to make genetic perfection
>make it a woman
???????

Why can't I betray Miranda and hand her over like you could do to Isabela? The closest is denying her the alliance intel knowing Chud Leng will kill her

>>715273272
meds.

>>715273379
femshep is the worst of them all.
Worse than Cora, vetra and peebee.

>>715274147
You are this _ close to realizing the point you made yourself.

>>715190341 (OP)
butterface

>>715276148
are sharty troons trying to subvert ME trilogy now? go back

>>715210819
>create genetically perfect virginal waifu in game
>decide to make it so that she lost her virginity to a nigger before meeting shepard in some shitty comic spin-off to retroactively ruin her

I want to strangle whichever retard came up with that idea.

>>715268383
That ass is built for Reapers

I wish there was more well done hand drawn art of her but it's slim pickings

There's a picture I really want to post, but I don't wanna eat a ban right now.
Fucking jannies.

>>715277704
just catbox it and post the censored version here

>>715208361
Why do people lie about Jacks mental stability she basically becomes a gym teacher for gifted autistic children.

>>715276475
Only the ones pushing femshep.

>>715279272
teachers got her pusy out again. my favorite class

>>715279325
She looks better than you, and she's actually a woman, which you never will be.

>>715277062
2D usually does a poorer job at capturing Yvonne's face.
A well trained AI so far, does the best job, like here >>715269931 but it still leaves much to be desired. Until then, 3D is the best alternative.

>>715276241
Exactly. The writing straight up undercuts the whole “Shepard is who you make them” thing whenever they try to pretend one version is the “canon” or more valid character. At that point you’re just LARPing as your headcanon and ignoring what the devs spoonfed.

every human female in mass effect is ugly as fuck and only gets worse as the series goes on.

>>715279272
>female teacher has her nipples visible through her top
why are they always like this?

>>715279580
wrong

>>715279437
This is one of the worst arguments I've seen.
First, do you think I go around like that scene from Silence of the Lambs, going about how I'd fuck me, or anything?
Second, what makes you think I want to be a woman, just because I don't like femshep?
Third, if I would want to be a woman, the last woman I'd want to be, is someone as ugly and mannish as femshep.
But maybe that's exactly what you want to be, because YWNBAW

I can fix her

*sluuuuurp*

>>715279543
Seems Grok is doing a pretty good job.

>>715280031
Getting drunk and admitting your inferiority again, eh Tali?

It is over lads, but we did establish the truth. Miranda is the perfect woman.

Time to start dumping

>>715280450
>perfect women
>doesn't have a dick
I don't think so.

BUCKTEETH

>>715280696
hot

Miranda is literally a downgrade

>>715280786
giwtwm

>>715279861
>talks a lot about being a woman
>has thought it through

michael jackson thread

>>715281240
I beat it to Miranda, yeah

>>715281403
Don't you want to be bad?

>>715281403
HEE HEE

>>715280970
take your meds

>>715280031
>can't slurp shepard's semen or she will die
lame

@715281240
@715281403
@715281446
@715281536
There is a level of pathetic, that is just sad.
You've blown past that.

>>715281667
Just beat it.

>>715281446
You ain't bad! You ain't nothin'! YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'!

>>715280786
is that pajeet gay? why doesn't he bend her over the counter?

>530 / 145 / 9
good thread guys, see you soon

>>715282067

>>715282174
Why do you say things that you know will hurt me?

>Miranda, can we talk?

>>715282265
BRAAAAAAAAAAP

>>715280756
>Citrus
I know what kind of man you are...

>>715282536
A good set is a good set, that's all there is to it.
There's no cuck shit in that one.

540 replies
I don't think any other mass effect girl could be so popular.

>>715282536
I only save images of Miranda that only feature her and no one else

>>715283150
Not without being a futa.

>>715282387
The entire male population of Kar'shaan sure is lucky