Thread 715190624

Why did she do it?

This theory is really forced.

>>715190624 (OP)
FF8 would have made far more sense if Seifer and Rinoa switched places in the story after the island attack and leaving thr garden. I know, it sounds gay and retarded at first blush, but if you take a second and really plot out how the story unfolds you'll come to the same conclusion, it just works far, far better.

>>715190868
You mean a love story between Squall and Seifer?

such an oddly specific game factoid to ragebait with

>>715190624 (OP)
Titty envy
It's always titty envy

>>715190846
It really isn't there are clues so maybe it was a dropped plot point.

>>715190963
Sure, I guess, you can switch Seifer to a chicken. Like I said, it sounds gay, but that's less important than how much better the story flows and how much sense Rinoa's placement within it fits.

>>715191389
Can I get a conspiracy about Zell and his hotdog obsession?

>>715191426
chicken = chick*

>>715190624 (OP)
Remember that Time Kompression mashed together a lot of timelines with varying outcomes into one unified whole, and those effects are reflected in the story long before you even know what Time Kompression is. The Rinoa that went batshit is one that got turned over after the space ride and was never rescued by Squall. It's specifically why one of the last things Rinoa says on the space ride is echoed by Ultimecia when she's near death in the final battle.

>>715191698
Not to mention that we've two Rinoas running around throughout the game. The clue is in the quantity of rings they carry on their necklace.

Reminder that we've two cases confirmed where people died assassinated because of this game. Why is FF8 like this? Like schizo magnet.

>>715191548
what about a conspiracy about the great NORG?

Adel being a tranny always made me feel weird, but it also made me fight harder

>>715191998
I thought the FF7 house story was crazy but I never heard of FF8 assassinations.

>>715190963
should have been a love story between seifer and rinoa
and squall is just along for the ride the quistis ride

>>715190846
I literally figured this out when i was playing through the game first time as 15y old.

They made ultimecia lame by decanonizing the theory

>>715192987
They decanonized the decanonization.

>>715192483
Why was Norg so huge?
Did Norg end up turning into a moomba?
Do all Shumingurn into momma's?
I also feel like moombas is should've been as popular as Chocobo, Moogles and Cactuar.

>>715193142
When?

>>715192832
>Quistis only a year older
This was a little bit disappointing

>>715193571
yeah, they still could have had her at the orphanage but be 6 or so years older.

>>715190624 (OP)
Thread theme
>https://youtu.be/Aj0a6kF-gIo
>>715191548
Get this man some water!

>>715191317
Who's tits was she envious of?

>>715193708
I love that this always gets posted just often enough that it keeps getting a laugh out of me
So fucking stupid

>>715194245
Enjoyed that did you? Have you seen this?
>https://youtu.be/sDj72zqZakE

>>715193708
>"haha that's pretty funny i wonder who made the origina-"
>he trooned out and now just talks with a really low effort "dude trying to sound like a girl" voice
alright then