Thread 715197541

>Welcome to Gamestop sir, is there anything I can do for you?

wat do here

use my hypnotize device to make her give me free games

>>715197541 (OP)
>do you have a copy of pokémon emerald?
>no?
>well, thank you for telling me
I then leave

Whats todays equivalent of asking for hyperdimensional neptunia?

>>715197541 (OP)
Didn't know Gamestop sold cigarettes now

>>715197541 (OP)
That's not a GameStop.

>>715197875
Black souls physical edition for the Nintendo Switch 2™

>>715197541 (OP)
Whores like this usually work exclusively at Walgreens

just sharing this screencap i couldnt before the thread 404ed

>>715197875
Tell her you'll wait for her outside the store until her shift ends.

>>715197541 (OP)
i rip off my shirt and scream out "skibbidi toilet" while running in a circle only to stop to look at the cashier where i bow and walk out of the store.

>>715197541 (OP)
Turn 360 degrees and walk out

>>715198146
lmao

>>715198146
Did you really just screencap and post something that h appened 30 minuites ago? jesus anon, get a grip.

>>715197541 (OP)
>I'm just here with a friend, I only play on PC.

happas and asian women who look 5/10 are ugly

post hot japanese girls

>>715198146
This isn't that funny.

>>715197541 (OP)
Whats the point of this image about some random flat faced gook? They all look the same

>>715197541 (OP)
a pack of lucky strikes

>>715197541 (OP)
one switch 2 and a pack of american spirits blue please

>walk in
>look at GameCube games
>leave

>>715198739
pic unrelated

>>715198146
These responses are fucking moronic
What kind of mental retard wouldn't recognize a character model from a game they have played? Doesn't matter what it is, if I see any character model that was in any game that I have played, I would immediately recognize it.

Why would anyone still smoke cigarettes when vapes are a thing which don't make you smell like shit

>>715197541 (OP)
is she looking at the camera? did the picture taker try to take her pic without being noticed and failed?

That’s clearly a gas station in flyover country

>>715199348
I like smoking when I'm drunk every once in a while

>>715197541 (OP)
Uh, yeah, I'll take a pack Marlboro reds.

>>715199348
You look like a fag when you vape at least smoking makes you look cool

>>715199131
Then why did this random "flat faced gook" make millions of dollars just from streaming on twitch with a facecam?

>>715199348
Back when I smoked, I enjoyed the burning feeling. I tried a vape once and it was way too smooth. I wanted that shit to hurt a little so I could feel it killing me.

>>715199538
Because of dumb tasteless delusional weebs like the ones that infest here

19 dollar fortnite card for my lil bro

>>715199538
>you think madden is lazy and bad?
>then why does it sell so much?

>>715198146
You have one of the posts in there twice.
gt gd fggt

>>715199538
are you on crazy pills? that isn't the same girl as in the OP

>>715199303
okie rate her

>>715197541 (OP)
yo you got any kratom back there?

>>715199538
cute twink on the left, weird doll on the right

What if she held your hand

>>715199774
6/10. girl in the OP pic is way prettier

>>715199538
they turned into michael jackson

>>715199803
It would be quite painful

>>715199774
5/10 weird nose but at least not fat

>>715199829
>6/10. girl in the OP pic is way prettier

ok you're a contrarian troll or just have bad taste

>>715198739
>That subtle panchira
I love Japan!

>>715197541 (OP)
Ask for the game I'm looking for you fucking retard op.

>>715199975
Im not familiar with that word or kink but knew what it was without looking it up I hate Japan!

>>715197541 (OP)
Put two bullets in her head and steal all the smokes!

>>715197940
Grim days

>>715197541 (OP)
Get pregnant with my children, post haste.

>>715199538
Nice geisha cosplay.

>slam monster (white) can on counter
>*smirk*
>*raise eyebrows twice*
>*winks*
>*ahem* yea i'll get a marlboro... red!
>*looks around*
>*stretch my arms while she retrieves my ciggies*
>i've never smoked
>"peak at her ass for one nanosecond to not seem like a creep*
>"soooooo hows your day goin"
>*raise eyebrows twice*
>"damn that sucks or is good"
>*flick the little tab on the white monster*
>*raise eyebrow once*
>me? yeaaa you know just gonna take it easy i guess
>*looks around*
>"that'll be 14.88 sir"
>"what? oh yea lemme just get my credit card... platinum."
>inserts into the thingy
>*look up making sure she saw*
>*snicker* "yea this thing takes forever sometimes i need the other card"
>*ding* "would you like a receipt sir?"
>"no im good trying to help the environment, you know save the animals and what not"
>"oh wow, well have a good day"
>"thanks y.yyou too"
fuck bros i almost had her too

>>715197541 (OP)
she must be 40 now

>>715198739
Regular Japanese women look like this, and it is the hottest shit ever.

>>715200469
For me it’s
>walk out
>”yup, still got it..”

>>715197541 (OP)
>Er... I'm looking for a game where you, how can I put it... huh... you kidnap lolis and then, uh... you kind of keep them in your basement, and there's a mechanic that calculates their vaginal and anal expansion based on how many times you rape them.

Hey do you have any pokemans cards?
"no"
Damn well have a nice day-oh wait-night sorry

>>715197541 (OP)
Have you guys ever actually approached a cashier, or a girl in public like ever at all?
How the hell do you do it? Does it ever work? Is it even worth it if you're average looking?

>>715197541 (OP)
I'll take a pack of Marlboro reds and uhmm.............. uhhhhh......
uhhhhhhhhhhh uhmm..... uhh.....
uhhhhhhh
UHHHHH

>>715199793
My nigga

>>715199310
that's exactly what I said in the thread, but you know when a post reaches a certain number of replies, people just spam replies to be in the screenshot and don't even think about what they're replying to

>>715198146
Nice.

>>715198146
>>715198510
How do you perfectly cut out all those responses in 30 minutes anyway


>>715199310
>I recognize every NPC model I’ve ever met
Who are you fooling anon

>>715201005
she looks like she is the protagonist of the new resident evil game

>>715197541 (OP)
>y-you too
I then do a 360 degree turn and walk away.

>>715197541 (OP)
Let's fuck whore

>>715201005
the doujinshi this photo inspired....

>>715201005
Donki is the worst place in the universe, I'm really glad I don't actually have autism because the constant barrage of loud jingles, bright colours and chaotic layout was already annoying.

>>715197541 (OP)
I'll take a pack of marlboro virginia blend

>>715199310
Congrats you're observant and normal unlike those retards

>>715199538
No amount of makeup will fix that voice, goddamn.

>>715200725
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>715201553
Nani kore?

>>715197541 (OP)
>a box of condoms please, make sure they're extra large

>>715197940
My local retro store doesn't sell cigs but they have vapes and kratom lol.

>>715201569
I find it funny they always have a tenga section