Thread 715197771

>see this
what do

play a better game

>>715197771 (OP)
dodge it, game came out 3 years ago, everyone knows how to dodge her garbage moves

throw pot

>>715197771 (OP)
run, roll through second and third
or spin around her to misdirect
or throw a frost pot

>>715197771 (OP)
continue jump heavying with dual wield frost+bleed weaps with my bro mimic backing me up

>>715197895
>everyone knows
You looked it up, didn't beat the game and never will.

>>715197908
>throw pot
You heard this from the internet, no one did it naturally, didn't beat the game and never will.

>>715197930
>throw a frost pot
See above, you have soft-locked yourself from ever beating the game (unless you get a lobotomy and try again)

L1

>>715197771 (OP)
Learn to dodge it, and then watch her fall apart, because this shitty fight revolves around a singular move.

>>715197771 (OP)
>DURR SKILLL ISSUE ERM I HAVE 1000 HOURS IN THIS GAME AND IF YOU HATE IT YOU'RE JUST BAD
why do shills defend this not just because it's annoying but it limits you to light load so you can roll 50 times and spin in circles it's just shit game design

>>715198048
>You looked it up
yeah I did, after I destroyed her with the broken combo of giants hunt and charged R2, dodge and repeat

>>715198250
>broken combo
Didn't beat the game.

>>715198002
>mimic backing me up
You couldn't even DREAM that you actually beat the game.

>>715198105
>L1
Used a shield, didn't beat the game.

>>715197771 (OP)
That's freeze pottin'

I don't even remember how I beat her, just that I respecced and I am pretty sure I cheesed with bleed or something.

Just an utterly unfun boss. Like most of Elden ring.

>>715197771 (OP)
Run away to create some distance, stop locking her, then stand still and wait for her to get reach you, then just roll away lol. Do it again two more times. Or just use a pot.

>>715198373
I used no cheap trick and never beat her, therefore I beat the game.

Get on my level, CASUL.

As an INT user she never got this close to me

>>715198232
you're not gonna want to hear it but skill issue, unironically.

>>715197771 (OP)
>>715198048
>>715198373
I press one single button and invalidate the entire attack.
>shield
lol

>>715198373
huh? no i beat it, i took the bloodhound fang + scholar's armament + mimic tear + bullgoat armor or great stars + frost + mimic tear + bullgoat armor and i beat every boss and finished the game :)

block her hits and then deal damage after, she won't outheal me

>>715198668
>finished the game
She's not the final boss, so no, you didn't.

>>715197771 (OP)
Run.

>>715197771 (OP)
*blocks you're path*

>>715197771 (OP)
>spam dodge
>get hit a few times anyways
>sippy
>resume frost stomping her ass

>>715198657
delete this

>>715198703
>deal damage
You didn't beat the game.

>>715198657
um, chud, she healed off that

>>715198757
yep, i beat every boss, i beat her, placidusax, the elden beast, and i nutted on mariker's stoney tits with my bro the mimic tear :) it was fun

>>715198858
>not letting the boss heal, just like you can
Unsporting. You didn't beat the game.

>>715198858
>there are people who can't do this much damage in one or two hits
Couldn't be me!

>>715198903
>ds1 pvp strategy still works in ER
kek

>>715198910
>i beat
lol no u didn't

>>715198903
hyper based, i didn't do this for her but i did this for all of those fucking royal guys with 200 arms

>>715198903
fucking cheater

>>715199070
don't let the seethers see this old gem https://youtu.be/ULhI_OcUpDw?t=32 straight from ds1

>>715198903
>dex and magic hate was just gaslighting to distract from unga bunga being the actual easy mode in souls

>>715199159
this piece of shit? i'm fully convinced they weren't playtested at all

>>715199457
strenght weapons were garbage when ER came out but they have been buffed in every single patch and now are the best ones since you only need to stack str and vit
retards still believe str weapons are bad

>>715197771 (OP)
Literally just sprint away to avoid most of it, when she's close and is going to connect just do your best to dodge. You'll probably get clipped once or twice but it's not going to kill you.

>>715197771 (OP)
just say no
malenia can't waterfowl you without your consent

>>715198903
>let her heal
You didn't beat the game

You run back and jump when she hits the ground, don't have to do any gay strafing hack bullshit.

>hm... a diagonal slash, starting upwards from my right and ending at the lower left... this means that by rolling to the right, i should be able to evade its trajectory even despite having little i-frames in my roll!
>*dies to a 9999hit combo flurry*

>>715197771 (OP)
If I'm a decent position away from her, ran backwards full force to dodge the first, then roll backwards to dodge the second, then diagonally to the right or left for the third, and finally once forward and once backwards for the fourth.
It is no perfect dodge but doing this let me survive it every time. If she starts it right above me things get trickier but if I have the HP then I'll survive still.

>>715199537
worst fucking enemy in the game

>>715198232
>>DURR SKILLL ISSUE ERM I HAVE 1000 HOURS IN THIS GAME AND IF YOU HATE IT YOU'RE JUST BAD
Yes, that is correct.

>>715200000 (digits of truth)
i hear that. fuck revenant

>>715199537
yee, i like beat em ups so i really do try to find something fun about every enemy but those guys i can't find a single reason to engage with them, you could delete them from the game's files and no sector of society would suffer

>>715200000
based quints of truth

>>715198903
omega based

>>715199537
>just use a heal on him bro!!
>*rapes you with 16 attacks in half the time it takes to cast a spell*

>>715199608
that webm has to be from release because he took 0 stamina damage blocking which got nerfed

>>715198903
>Her health at the start of the clip and end of the clip has barely changed
Wow, incredible

>>715197771 (OP)
Bloodhound steppy away and continue spamming blood flies while my mimic regains her attention

>>715200153
Why do you save pictures of muscular men to your drive?

>>715197771 (OP)
run around her so her first volley whiffs
dodge through the 2nd one
outpace the 3rd one
hit her as she lands
solved attack
still bullshit, garbage fight

>>715200515
she blew her ultimate and lost health for it

>>715200515
the guy in the video went through 1 waterfowl which is a burst of healing, it will be a long time until the waterfowl heals her again so its good progress. double the length of the video and shes almost dead

>>715200000
Checked

Someone was bitching about how bad spells were in DaS3 so I decided to do a Pyromancy run in 3 since I hadn't done a full one yet.
Holy shit Pyromancy is fucking busted in that game. Chaos Bed Vestiges does Crystal Soul Spear/Great Soul Dregs tier damage while also coming out fast as fuck and being accessible during the mid game. Like I thought I'd have to do some cheese for Midir and Gael but nope. Anything that wasn't shredded by Fire damage was probably weak to Black Fire Orb, honestly probably the easiest spellcasting class for clearing the game.

saw her modded into sekiro and waterfowl seems a much better fit there

>>715197771 (OP)
I simply know when she's about to do it and back up. Sometimes I throw something at her to trigger it when I know it's coming and she's just standing around. I know her better than I know any other woman including my mother. And yet sometimes she still surprises me. I love her. I've come to love a pinch of unfairness in my games in general. Keeps me on my toes. The unexpected is the only reason to live.

>>715198858
so did I, it's all good

Just block LMAO.