What the fuck? Why did Nintendo make all the girls so big?

I know you want this to be a fetish thread, OP

>>715201594 (OP)
They are normal size, except the starslut.

Rosalina is a lot taller than that.

Imagine feeling the weight of Rosalina's body while she rides your dick

>>715201594 (OP)
More to love.

>>715201594 (OP)
this is actually a penis comparison chart (left to right ascending)
the heights are incidental

>>715201594 (OP)
It's a Miyamoto trope.

>>715201594 (OP)
No clue but it makes Rosa look more like a stupid bitch with that height. You all know that one tall awkward stupid bitch growing up in school kek

>>715201594 (OP)
>south italian
>north italian
>scandinavian
>spanish
>finnish

>>715202402
>You all know that one tall awkward stupid bitch growing up in school kek
You miss her, don't you?

>>715202402
lucky

Rosalina is the GOAT

>>715201594 (OP)
Cause they have good tastes

>>715201594 (OP)
>none of them are standing on the 0 line, instead it's lined up to the bottom-most pixel of the png with no regard for perspective
>tops of the pictures are scaled to measure the tip of their headwear to a round number

Isn't Mario supposed to be 5'1 canonically

Nintendo's official Mario height chart

>>715201594 (OP)
bigger

>>715201594 (OP)
Hard to be royal, or at least regal, when you're shorter than a fat Italian plumber

>>715201594 (OP)
to show that all girls deserve to be princess carried no matter the size

>>715201594 (OP)
Because it’s how reality should be

>>715205886
>Statistics from 2005
Nigga update your shit

>>715201594 (OP)
Italians are short.