Its Friday and that means its time to grab your free slushie from 7/11 and get in TF2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club
>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders
>For Sunday Night, we are going to play Fistful of Frags
want to get pinged about this server until the heat-death of the universe? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van
type 'ICANTBREATHE' ingame for a free unusual
>>715207282 (OP) my mom looks like that
add levy (deadnaming sorry!) if you like tranny erp
https://steamcommunity.com/id/WakeUpDpYourMom
opening the entire say sound folder in VLC Media Player, turning on shuffle, and micspamming that
he knows
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48/64 diaper cucks on cp_itemtest_spawnrape
>>715207963>We survived 15 years to see this.no you didn't
a few brave souls kicking off the weekend on cp_steel
will try to join later on, haven't played tf2 in years
>>715208262levy's soul endures…
>>715208295welcome back big guy
>>715208273unironically the worst "good" map
it's not unplayable like even some official maps but of the ones that you can expect a good and maybe balanced time, it's always a groaner
will try to join later on, haven't erp'd with trannies in years
>>715207974multiple people should do this so its like a saysound jam session, people are already making real-time youtube poops in cinema with the saysound altering
wait is party /v/an full of trannies? nevermind i'll play some deeprock galactic or oldschool runescape those games hate trannies
>>715208570nah, its just some retarded bit someone has been doing for months now
the server just has a lot of unironic fags doe :v)
>>715208570>os runescapeanon.......
>>715208570>deep troon galactic>oldtroon runescape
>>715208570Its time to play VSCAPE
>>715209130also infested with shitcord trannies
>>715209187Nah, only MEN play Vscape. Men in skirts and panties play redditscape.
>>715208570Not really instead we have guys randomly sending you futa porn "by accident" any time their old masturbation buddy gets a reality check and realizes he is masturbating to another man spoonfeeding him futa porn and stops responding. If that's not your style we have guys trying to recruit goonsesh foreverpartners because their old vrchat kemoshota roleplay circlejerk got disolved because half the group had to get a job due their old dying parent's medicine being expensive and they need to recruit fresh meat because they cant cum without having another man roleplaying and moaning to their ear.
We also have pyro mains which might as well be trannies but everybody turns a blind eye to those.
>>715209314sure thing sister
21 FAT FUCKING DISGUSTING ASS-SMELLING BLAWB [...] on koth_maple_ridge
What am I supposed to do when a darkie charges at me?
>>715210714>8pm>only 21 playersthe /v/an is dead ;-;
>>715211549Time to play splatfest, and by that I mean jerk off to my wife then tilt at timmies who bought a dead game yesterday
29 funky dancers on koth_raketa
red_blue
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got this gem on the motd thought I'd share
32 players jorkin it on cp_follower
naysayers btfo
32 sheeple on cp_follower
33 players on koth_blowout like how im boutta blow out my bootyhole tomorrow
Bakugo's cunny~
In my tummy~
Make him scream~
Make me cream~
>server dead
>midna group masturbation thread suspiciously thriving
>>715215443but bakugo is on the server right now...
35 yellowbellies on cp_yellowvalley
>>715211663Ditto
>>715215443I'm getting back in.
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>>715207282 (OP)PASS THE WHISKEY
30 niggers and one nigger canadian on ctf_2fort_classic_redux
which discord kittens are on tonight?
>black 2hu makes it hard to discern team color
>everyone starts using it
>>71521856132 discord kittens on pl_coal_event
>>715218561deet's fingering his cute butt on vc right now
41 loser niggers strokin their wood on pl_deadwood
>>715219851wait which 'cord, because we're watching LiveLeaks in the main one right now
>>715220253lurk more >>/trash/
>>715220432I'm not going there I'd rather keep watching Indians get mauled by tigers
>>715219176what is this transcoded warpaint
>>715221424what coded? im levy btw and im drooling
44 moviegoers mourning the loss of mr. hale on cp_kino
>>715221424anon please tell me how various shades of purple lines are transcodedd
>>715221898anons are buckbroken by trannies so any time they see any pastel color or any shade of blue or red/pink/purple they get triggered
>>715221898short answer: because i said so
long answer: ill fitting war paint, matches neither team and is just gaudy
here's my warpaint : swaps the entire gun model for a gun from loadout (dead tf2 clone)
>>715222039>is just gaudyacceptable answer, troons love their costume jewelry shit
>>715222094awoooooga, im levy and i love eating out gas station trannies
does anyone have that webm of some trucker raping a gas station trannie and it just dood diaherra shitting all over his cock
I'm glad cockmunch is on, the server's awful now
>>715220432so which thread should i go?
does anyone have a good thread joke that isn't some discord fag shitting up the thread that will be forgotten years from now
>>715220253they have an actual discord but its for /v/an fags only (the actual gay ones)
>>715223247>good thread jokewe had the l4d2 guy, that's about it
50 PONIES COMIN ON AT CP_MAREBOWL
>being so insufferable that even the AI doesn't want to talk to you anymore
>>715223187just stay out of /haha/, it will give you brain damage
>>715223158>overmunch is now randomly kickingYup, server's gonna die soon
>shit map hours
guess im gonna just go play dorf fortress then
>>715223187ftt but i won't be there so it won't be as fun
do not go there, a certain /v/ user got owned going there and now left the van FOREVER out of shame.
>>715223839where do i get a white canvas onesie
>>715223938who and owned how
>>715224117overcockmunch is crying to the admins after being kicked in the steam group
jerking off to dolphin porn instead of playing TF2
FOURTY-EIGHT PLAYERS RUNNING THAT SHIT BACK BUT AT NIGHT
44 plumbers and 1 monke (bot) on pl_donkeykong
GET IN THE SERVER BILLY'S ABOUT TO GET A DONKEYKONG KILL SCREEN
i extracted the pack and shits still downloading
wtf /v/iggas
>>715227542new sounds get added every week
>>715227716every half hour*
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is this the right folder for the custom content?
\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\download
>>715207282 (OP)hey, genuinely, what happened to the
>FRRRRRRRIDAY NIGHT MOTHAFUCKASthreads? they were one of my favorite parts of the wknd back when i was single
>>715228076perhaps
>>715228123check the 'log
this micspam fucking sucks
AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREE FALLIN
36 scrooges on pl_moondust
>>715228280my bad, couldn't find it. i'll check again
>>715228643couldn't find it :( found a couple of similar threads but nothin else
>>715228697check again ;)
alright bed times early this week I guess
ayo levy's (https://steamcommunity.com/id/WakeUpDpYourMom) rimming a pre-op, pre-transition, pre coming out tranny take a look
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>>715230974nigga you're gay (both you and levy)
i love playing tf2, who am i?
>>715231540not me, gir's pet pig, i only love having sex with sexually confused underaged men and trannies like my good friend levy
>>715230974>>715231612no one tell him levy hasn't been on the server since may
>>715231931He is jacking off to hung fat futa on his second monitor at spawn, right now.
i love trannies! who am i not?
anime profile picture = femboy
>>715233828the girl reading this ;)
>>715234801literally who?
>>715235338he's the baddest (fattest) ass
>>715207282 (OP)https://vocaroo.com/12zoTHZnv3jt
Add this sound and make it so that only I get to use it.
i just jacked off to trans goth garfield porn, who do i main?
quick sneak peak for this week's sinema
>>715235656I can't read is it cunny?
>>715235656FINALLY some good fucking cinema
>>715235656might actually go to cinema for the first time in ages
goodnight van
i take break
to eat a sandwich
nothing else
why was this /v/an so shit
>>715236952not enough different maps, dustbowl over and over, tf2_party, fagmins
take you pick
100/100 jihadists raping what's left of the server
jesus fuck how many anime models do you nig nogs need i'm still downloading shit 15 minutes in
>>715238948We add one any time someone goes full AGP.
>>715239032>agp out of nowheredone.
file
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>>715238948breh
i player a whole ass level of dredd vs death and i'm still downloading crap :/
these servers fucking suck i hate you all
>>715240557give me an a
give me a g
give me a p
file
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>>715241682https://gamebanana.com/mods/577791
