Thread 715207353

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Last: >>715201204

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Holy fuck this slampig is FAT.

Is watching ESA before GDQ the reason for it feeling that bad or is GDQ just that bad? Or is it both?

>>715207401
All shit

>>715207401
what the fuck do you mean the next run is in 20 minutes

property of chad

>>715207418
Bitch is absolutely SLAMMING those latkes and matzo balls.

>>715207401
THE star0chris?!

>>715207472
kek

>>715207401
>Spider-Man 2 in dead hours
Based?

>>715207401
Damn, not even a single run I would watch.

>>715207472
African Warlords are out here giving this bitch back to the unpaved streets

bobbeigh is trying so hard to give weight to this segment and he is entirely incapable

Y'all need to understand, GDQ has shifted with the times, it's a charity event 1st, entertainment piece 2nd, and a speedrun showcase 3rd. And that's great, it's something our community should be proud of! So either stop watching or stop attacking people for putting on a great show.

>$250 can supply 50 migrant boats to europe
It's so amazing how such a small amount of money can make such a huge difference.

Friday night prime time, I can’t wait to see what video games SGDQ is playing

>>715207401
An hour and fifteen minutes... for a concert. Get hype.

>adef segment
Please no

Adef looks like a leukemia patient who spends his days getting raped

>>715207598
I thought he was supposed to have charisma. What the fuck was that?

why don't they run "Meal(Low% - with skips)"? Are they stupid?

>>715207530
what impact are we making exactly

>>715203715
his dad bit the dust earlier this year. He still submitted runs to ESA and got in but he didn't show up (again)

>>715207530
Here's the world being impacted. "Here's your staff and hotel fees Matty!"

shout outs to the tech crew!!!

>>715207647
>An hour and fifteen minutes... for a concert. Get hype.
We never knew how good we had it yesterday

Only thing we should give to the shithole countries are bullets and condoms.

Shit would fix itself in a couple decades.

At least the prize sections aren't as annoying anymore.

I've really started to hate whenever the shit this guy shows up.

remember this is nothing against the help that a $20 4chan pass can provide

>>715207708
LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
I'M JUST TRYING TO BEAT THE STAGE

Any good runs so far for today?

>>715207670
>what impact are we making exactly
TRANS RIGHTS!

bruh

>>715207692
Holy fuck how much is the flat fee? What number do they have to hit to break even?

YOO IS THAT ANOTHER TIER LIST BUT THIS TIME HE'S SPEAKING FAST ANDNDASJDB IT'S LIKE HE'S HIGH ENERGY

IM A HEADBANGA

>>715207775
Runs? This is not a speedrun event it is a charity event and variety entertainment event! Now go enjoy GDQ's EPIC skit of Monster Hunter tier lists, rhythm game showcase and concert!

>>715207775
Mario Maker 2, but only if you mute it.

A lot of self indulgent nonsense. These guys really think the event is about them.

>>715207810
let it go man enjoy the runs

BACK TO BACK NGERS

gdq's face when asked how much money is actually going to charity

>>715207692
But a non profit doesnt mean they cant pay staff or spend money though

Migged desu

>BACK TO BACK NGERS
nice

Speedruns?

>>715207446
No GDQ is just really bad this year.

>>715207530
For just $25 you can give an African warlord more ammo for his golden AK.

>>715207830
no politics! only
TRANS RIGHTS

>>715207860
It literally is.

>BACK TO BACK NGERS
????????????

SPEEDRUNS?
SPEEDRUNS??

Why are these fags talking about LotR?

>>715207810
I'm gonna assume its 200k because hotel fees are apparently 50k, and Matty says thats 25% of it.

>>715207890
I could have saved her

oh my god not this fag again

>>715207930
At a speedrunning event? Unheard of

>>715207928
ASS TO ASS, PEKO

Doctors without borders calls for aid

>>715207530
that "impact" being another round of HRT for the organizers
GDQ isn't even a non-profit let alone a proper "charity"

>Games Done Quick
>It's not a game
>It's not done quick

AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
WHERE DID ALL THOSE DONATIONS COME FROM?
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
DIDN'T THAT RUNNER USE TO BE A MAN?
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?

>>715208004
does that shirt say "I love twinks"?

>>715207710
imagine giving them education, they would surpass the civilized world in less than 100 years

>>715208004
me on the left

>>715208004
lmao

For fucks sake

I like adef

>>715208004
>if only you knew

>>715208004
That bartender look remarkably like a celebrity but I cant place who.

>>715208004
>I <3 TWINKS
h-hey

>>715207970
Surely this means that of the 2+ million at least 1 million is going to charity after the 200k+wages taken out, right?
Right?

>>715207995
Speedrunning event!? Where? I see no speedrunning event I see a charity event. Now enjoy the monster hunter tier list!

>>715208004
Pontificate the aroma.

>>715207710
>condoms.
>>715208053
funny that you think that hasnt been tried.
what do you think mr gates has been doing in africa for the last 30 years lmao

Huh. The next non-game segment, Icon Incognito: The Theme Song Showdown seems to have been replaced with The Megas Present a GDQ Theme, with only one of the presenters from before being involved.
That being said, they moved the Monster Hunter weapon tier list up, didn't they? Though it's still on the schedule for after Bloodborne. Seems they're also filling a bit of time to be closer to lining up with the schedule.

>>715207606
Fast Forward to next year:
>it's a charity event 1st, entertainment piece 2nd, a Trans Rights movement 3rd, a platform for devs to advertise 4th, a theatre troupe 5th, a casual gameplay showcase 6th, and not a speedrun event at all.

>>715208098
Grimes?

>>715207446
ESA was low energy, but this GDQ has just been bad. Which is shocking, because AGDQ was pretty good (by modern GDQ standards).

>>715208004
>>715208083
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS

>>715208035
It's like "Music Television" or "Sci-Fi Channel" or "Cartoon Network"
They're branded with that no matter how much they try to become "MTV Network" "SyFy" or "The CN."

>>715208053
They did that with India and it hasn't worked yet and it's been close to 100 years anon

>>715208083
KEK

neo-gdq production staff group photo

>>715208150
The low energy night ESA runs where pretty nice though

>the megas
literally who?

>>715208198
>SyFy
This takes the stupid cake.

>>715208098
Halsey?
>>715208146 is also a good guess

>>715208257
it's supposed to say miggas

>>715208112
You forgot about Hotfix! And Flame Fatales!

>>715208035
yes it is dude look, theyre done with games quicker so they have more time for what matters, the nepo's improv skits

>>715208246
Do they just delete all questions at this point?

>showcase
>speedrun
>concert
>bingo
grim

>>715208207
Pretty much. Except these are the even gayer, fatter, and more cowardly ones.

>>715208219
Night runs at ESA this year were kinda eh because they were long JRPG runs, which I don't blame them for, overnight is perfect for JRPGs and where they should be. I preferred Stream 2 for my low enegy

>>715208347
They delete anything that is a hint of someone telling them they suck.
Even they are aware of how depressing and oppressive chat is. But instead of trying to make a better community they enjoy it a wasteland.

>>715208257
A rock band that does covers of megaman songs. They've also done some castlevania covers, too. Been around since mid-2000s.

>>715208004
what bar is full of men yet has no queue for the mens room

I LOVE RHYTHM GAMES!

>>715208053
>giving them education

We did. Smart ones would just leave their country and go to the west. So nothing would improve locally.

>>715207446
I've been wondering if that's it. The whiplash might've been too much for me. I've HATED this SGDQ

>>715207645
i remember saying this to a friend the other week, that i wonder how things are going to go now that their lead tard wrangler stepped down after the last gdq.
i suppose i have my answer and its about what i expected.

>Balatro ends
>ah shit, it's a '''showcase''' next, lemme do something else
>come back an hour later
>it hasn't started yet

Shit I thought Bloodborne was next. I'm going to miss the only actual run tonight.

>>715208347
I mean there's really no point in asking anything in the chat. It might as well just be bots using the same 10 pre-approved emotes (but not too many because that would be spam.)

>>715207353 (OP)
I'm in

Shiiiieeet, we out here my niggas

>>715208505
I think its both, there was definite whiplash when GDQ started but the amount of unironic nonruns and neporuns this year have been real bad. Its like a perfect storm of shittiness.

ASM should be the cleanser though if I'm not burned out.

>>715208279
It did then and it did now. Them moving away from Sci-Fi focus pissed everyone who watched the channel off too. I remember bitching about it when it happened.

>>715207446
This is actually the worst GDQ of all time. ESA was extremely boring and didn't "get my hopes up" or whatever.

>>715208595
GET OUT

>Views are even lower than during the week.
How low can they go before they cancel this shit?

>>715208535
just enjoy the runs man

whats the current ranking

>>715208535
they moved the monster hunter tier list earlier into the schedule since they were behind in donations and had to stall, and theyre STILL stalling. they only need 29k more by the end of this run

>>715208690
>the runs

>>715208495
holy shit lads it's a sexy bong

>>715208690
the runs would be more enjoyable than this GDQ

Fuck this I'm playing Chrono Trigger until Bloodborne

>>715208690
Just enjoy all of these 0 (ZERO) runs?

>>715208690
And where are the runs?

So how much will "Anonymous" have to donate at the end of the Rhythm showcase to make sure we get Bloodborne?
I'm betting $5k

so which GDQ event was the last ''normal'' one? I vote for AGDQ 2014, I think it was the last one with the soulful low budget production

>>715208004
>go to 4chan
>twitter steals my shitposts
>go to twitter
>4chan steals my shitposts
is there no escape from this hell

>>715208828
Pretty good.

>>715208864
>Last one before it got corporate
>2014
>Last normal one
>2016

>>715208703
S: Super Metroid
F: Skyrim
i didn't watch the rest

This donation reader sounds like an absolute prick

>>715208864
Probably AGDQ 2015, which was the last marathon before the couch, the back couch, and the audience were fully separated by a stage.

In b4 just as the bonus game is met the runner magically finishes "getting ready"

kill this host

>>715208991
>F: Skyrim
qrd?

I can't stand this faggoty host, jesus fucking christ

>>715209009
You have no idea how little that narrows it down.

>>715207670
Just enjoy the show dude. TRANS RIGHTS!

>>715208004
Imagine living there and your entire town is flooded with trannies for a week and you don't know why.

I got home like 1.5 hour ago.
Haven't seen a SINGLE speedrun so far holy shit

>>715207692
more

>>715209084
There's not one but TWO openly gay furries doing hosting and both of them ruin everything they touch.

>>715208864
idk but things went off the rails the moment the million "my grandma and my dog died on cancer yesterday" full paragraph donos started happening

>>715209009
He thinks announcers are supposed to yell and sound overly excited and it's pissing me off. Retard needs to learn how to project instead of talk loud.

shout outs to tech crew

I dunno what I expected with the name "JD Puppy"

The host is a furry isn't he?

FINALLY I CAN NOT WATCH A RUN

wow are those some korean babes? you could say I'm pumping it up haha

I want to impregnate PippyInATopHat

AWOOGA

How long was that stall? Over an hour?
And it wasn't even for a speedrun, it's a showcase?

What is there a run doing in my stalling and dono reading stream?

>>715207401
>prime time - a concert
>3AM - speedruns

>>715209276
>>715209278

>>715209278
>Puppy
Worse.

This faggot's back? He's honestly less shit than most of the other hosts because he's less aggressive furing the runs but still, ew

>>715209278
hes not just check his twitter

>>715207401
Thought I'd something more to say....

Check out the socks on that lad

DDR is literally the worst part of these shows same with all rhythm games.

>>715208864
At the time everyone was shocked at how soulless the production was compared to 2013. Amazing that this seems high quality now.

what the hell is this, a korean DDR ripoff?

>Zelllooo
He did a run at RTA, right?

>>715209346
...Oh.

>>715208828
And full pic.

>>715209323
they had to have the hotel staff bring in the ddr machine

y'all

hell yeah i'm pumpin' it up

kpop in gdq!?

What accent does that girl have?

>>715207401
>Concert
Why at an event like this?

>>715209452
I have been that staff before, working events like these is hellish.

I’d better hear some fuckin’ bangers.

oh my god... a nipponese waifu. be still my beating heart.

I prefered MissMikka doing this desu

Is she a fucking Russian? I'm calling Zelensky.

>>715209496
She sounds slavic

If you need better music, mute the stream and play this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUe6TnvP1o

I wish they didn't hold the bar. That not cool at all

>>715209526
You'll hear an ESL cottonmouth and you'll like it!

ve vil be playing ze game now
poomp eet oop feenix

CUNNY

LOLIS ON GDQ I REPEAT WE HAVE LOLIS ON GDQ

>IMMEDIATE LOLI SONG
Lol.

is this person mexican?

Taking bets, will this go over estimate again or will we have the first rhythm game under estimate?

>DDR
>speedrun
Just

even if you haven't seen a game like this ever I'm pretty sure you can infer the fuckin mechanics by looking for 10 seconds

and mees

HER ACCENT IS MAKING MY SHIT ROOOOOOOOOCK HAAAAAARD

uh oh the cunny poster is about to start spamming again

oh, it's one of those pedo games

>>715208397
If only gdq could learn to stuff their 4 hour pokemon runs into the graveyard shift

>>715209561
mods.

borat ahh accent

>loli song
Holy

>>715209339
That's just par for the course with GDQ, they always try to do something that will get articles written about it or at least get a lot of reddit upvotes.
What makes me grumpy is that usually people here end up liking it too. And yes, I'm literally complaining that anons are having wrongfun, but I'm correct and you all know it. Crazy Taxi with a live band was NOT videogames and I will have no part of it.

>>715209526
You're not gonna hear anything.

uh…why is there little girls? gdq approved this?

FINALLY A GOOD FUCKING GAME

>>715209605
It's not a speedrun it's a showcase :^)

loli poster just got redeemed

Heres your commentator

>>715207887
poor bait

>>715209196
being a non-profit would mean having to disclose their spendings which is a big nono because they can't let people know that they earn a fuckton of money from 2 1 week long events a year

>>715209617
*pedes

>showing loli
chance of being banned?

>Another music showcase with nothing but weeb shit music

Do they just know they don't have to worry about DMCA that way?

kino

>>715209496
Russian

Lolis? On my GDQ? Still not enough to make me care about rhythm games at a speedrun event

You know what'd cool? If I could hear the fucking music.
>here's some facts about the track
NO ONE CARES

SSS+ cunny

>all perfect
>loli song
>thick russian girl reading commentary from a book
i'll accept this humble offering of kino

>>715209659
God I fucking wish

>>715209693
Unless they play Guitar Hero/Rock Band, it's all weeb music.

>kpop
>loli
this run is problematic already

>>715209685
Yes. Trannies only like real children.

>see lolis on screen
>start paying attention to see if they cut the feed mid run

Just once I wish they would do regular DDR with the actual good DDR tracks.

I'm sorry, anons, but this is S tier

I can't hear the fucking music at all lmao

this fucking blows dude

I have evidence for this whatsoever, but I do believe Eastern European women are more prone to autism.

what are the chances we get any of the Banya classics

>>715209793
non-binary is trans, she can still have a vagina

>>715209571
>>715209614
>>715209658
>>715209717
>deleted for no reason
someone's seething

>>715209793
The voice is pretty dead on, credit where it's due.

>>715209612
hahaha you fucking fag lmao how could you not tell

>>715209785
Tech off screen probably hovering the mouse over the scene transition button sweating this whole segment

>It's another "keep talking over all the music." episode

They never fucking learn.

>>715209870
janny not even watching gdq

>she could have been an elite soviet nuclear scientist
>chose to narrate rhythm game to 70 iq american neckbeards instead
Grim

>ZAT MEANS ZE PLAYR HAZ TO REACH FARZER AWAY
This is avant garde

So it's gonna be an hour of this? Alright, I'll be back for Bloodborne I guess.

>>715209793
Don't care, still would.

>>715209854
This is what all those insane hoes at the community college tell me too

>>715209685
0%, trannies love diddling kids

This is some real autism shit, both from the runner and the couch

Holy shit go white boy go

>>715209793
>only tranny to pass is a husky slav
this makes sense

1 hour to set this up? How long will the concert take then?

What even is this accent right now? Russian?

>>715209908
Videogames are a trap made by aliens to destroy human science.

>>715209957
about an hour

>>715209890
One can only hope

>>715209619
They can't do that because boggedmae runs it so the run has to be prime time

this sucks shit

moose and squirrel?

>>715209793
RU bros, explain yourselves right now

>>715209643
Agree 100%. Glad someone else here has a fucking brain.

PIU was a massive part of my childhood. I spent countless times at arcades playing this game.

>1 hour of this
uhhhh spyro please?

what the fuck is even the point of this?
he is just going to play random levels and declare the "run" over?

>>715209974
yeah eastern european, probably russian or ukrainian

>>715210018
Shyamalanian twist

>>715209770
I'm sure they would find a way to ruin that too

>>715209908
>randomly brings up the soviets

>>715209685
0% since those children chose for themselves

>>715209667
How so? Non profits can pay salaries you just cant stash the profit. I know they dont because it would mean they'd have to open up the books but those reasons are bullshit

>>715210018
why did he do it, bros?

>>715210018
why isnt george lucas joining the fun

>you have to hit 2 panels with one foot
>"well humans are known to have two feet how do you do that?"
uhh she just said you fucking mongoloid???

>>715210087
obsessed

Fuck this shit, give this a Z from me. This is anon signing off.

Sorry, I'll take DDR over Pump It Up any day.

Pump it up (PI U) stinks! It’s the poor man’s DDR.

where is migu

>>715210208
How is it different?

please talk less

>>715210216
Trapped in a better rhythm game

>>715210231
do you actually want to hear this shitty music or something

look at the calves on baldy

>>715210018
I love cool guy

>>715210223
the arrows are diagonal for one

>omg russian women are so hot pls be in london
>all you hear for 40 years after marrying her

i waited all shill segments to watch this, i got the impression it was a nes game from anon's shitposts

>>715210052
Beaner bitch

>>715210317
And gookpop!

>>715210295
"Hot" Russian women are the most generic women on Earth.
Frumpy Russian sperg women a cute.

I just got here, the girl on the couch sounds like borat's daughter

now this is gaming

>>715210097
my bad, I've read the
>doesn't mean they can't pay staff
as
>does mean they can't pay staff
but yeah they won't do that because it would mean exposing how much they get paid as opposed to some arbitrary "50%" because for all we know every person working at GDQ might earn 100k+ a year from this

>Friday night
>Primetime
>43k viewers
When do they mercy kill this event?

where's the next loli song

>>715210223
>>715210287
I also remember getting it for PS2 back in the day and the notes were not even synced well with the song.

Pump It Up >>>>> Dance Dance Revolution

>>715210397
you do know they're raising 2 mil for charity this event right?

jesus those jackhammers are stupid

>>715210473
Es la verdad.

damn, unc poppin off

>>715210503
>>715210397
2 mil easy. they dont even care anymore.

>>715210503
>for charity

>>715207353 (OP)
are you guys all retarded now? there's been more than 5 threads this GDQ that have died before being linked to next thread, this is what happens when people listen to zoomer retards saying to wait till page 10 to make a new thread IT'S 500 POSTS IT WAS ALWAYS 500 POSTS FOR MORE THAN A DECADE BEFORE YOU RETARDS STARTED SAYING PAGE 10

>>715210329
Hungarian, actually.

Holy fuck I hate this furfag on the mic right now

damn the announcer just states that the runner is setting up so he keeps reading shit

oh wait a minute I just remembered this host, this motherfucker is annoying as fuck too just like melo

>N mode

Dare I ask what the n stands for

>>715210542
Has the main room been filled at all this whole event?

How much did it cost to put that shit on an airplane?

>>715210551
Waiting until page 10 is usually good practice, but this thread moves too fast. We should just do it earlier for these threads specifically.

>>715134671
>>715134795
There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!

The only trannyrun worth watching is upcoming FF9

kys

>>715210575
I apologize then friend, have a good Friday.

>>715210551
there was a link to this thread in the previous one THOUGH

I wonder who paid to ship those pads to the venue

>>715210551
Zoomers killed board culture everywhere

>>715210602
Nork

>>715210659
it's cutscene removed ass raped game

>>715210649
No there nothing usual about it it's a new thing being pushed in only the last 3 or so years

>>715210681
The charity did

>>715210659
How many bongs until FF9

>please make my chart impossible to clear while sight-reading, please change the scrolling tempo multiple times per second
statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

>>715210681
>>715210738
The event always has a free play arcade so they probably just rolled the PiU machine over.

>>715210397
Look at the hall. How much money did they spend for this big event to have maybe 300 people in the room at any one time?

>>715210503
best i can do is $63k
creator clash did the same scam
>le donation button on stream
>oh no the tickets? those are for profit for our hardworking streamers
its all so tiresome

>>715210723
well of course, it is a Tranny Event

damn i wanna play some pump it up now

>Let's set the music volume to 10% for the rhythm game

Fuck off

anyone post the chart?
i wanna know what i missed since midnight

>>715210503
>>715210797
worst i can do is forget to post my image

>>715210602
Normal

>>715210730
It became a practice for a reason. It mostly applies to general threads and originated on /vg/ as to not to flood the catalogue. It doesn't apply here, I agree, but for ongoing threads that aren't super active it's usually for the best.

this has to be the most boring run the entire event...

I wish I could HEAR THE FUCKING MUSIC of this MUSIC GAME

>>584855710
wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose

kill the host

bros.... im thinking yeah this is better than all the t-worded "speedruns"

they should just fire all the t-worded people and get cookiezi and rrtyui to do this event

chat.... we've reached 1234567890 million dollars...!!!

ONE POINT TWO THREE BILLION DOLLARS!!!!

>WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGERY
Everyone with epilepsy is already dead, how did it take them 20 minutes to put that on screen

I don't really like PIU that much, but I will say the charts objectively mog DDR

rev up those dance gifs

this would be autism kino if I could hear the music

>>715210910
I think synchronica was even more boring

>>715210930
you know whats crazy is theres an old school pump player who uses the name cookiezi

>>715210473
I honestly have no idea how anyone could prefer DDR. The PIU layout is objectively superior.

Fuck this GDQ shit, what's your snatch?

This "music" hurts my ears.

>reading off wikipedia facts so I cant' hear the music

Yep this is fucking autism alright.

bitch stfu

>>715211030
i like ddr singles for the accuracy challenge but pump it up doubles are sooo much better than ddr doubles
in charts and just general layout

is this music

A...27 dollar donation train? I'm not sure you understand what makes donation trains work.

>>715211061
I believe they do this on purpose so they don't get copyright struck and demonitized

>>715211042
filtered. i bet you hate goreshit too.

>dude drugs lmao 1000 bpm psycho rave music that make no fucking sense whatsoever and is just bpm slop and bass slop
>annoying as fuck russian faggot on the couch that doesn't shut the fuck up AND ALWAYS YELLS FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER

0/10 run

do zoomers really forget to drink water so much they have to audibly remind themselves and each other to "hydrate" lmao

Wow... DDR with diagonals...

>>715211147
parents just dont understand

>>715210649
the thread moving faster is more of a reason to make new threads late.

>>715211170
They really do.

>>715210271
i have the same ceiling fan

>>715211152
I will not accept speedcore slander

>>715211130
>20 year old rhythm game artists
>copyright
nah, unless its konami the nips dont care

>>715211170
yeah

>>715211130
>copyright strike
They arent playing music people actually listen to

>this is difficult

I’m sure it is. Could we end it already? We’ve seen all we need to see.

This just makes me want to listen to DDR music more.

can someone explain this hydration meme to me. are libtards so mindfucked that they forget to drink

>>715211170
thanks fothe remmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>715211194
>>715211147
https://youtu.be/OGXJiJbxmWo

I’m ngl if this was just a chill segment of the dude killing it on stage while listening to the music this may have been my run of the run, but this is fucking boring hearing everyone talk over the run

>>715211236
some of the licenses in pump might get struck

>>715209276
Has the smell of suspicious Discord server owner.

>another 1 hour showcase
>not even a speedrun
WHY do these retards do this, make it 10-15 minutes, the gimmick always dies after the first song or two.

>>715210919
i thought you died

>>715211152
>>715211194
filtered zoomer

He's probably so hot, just take your shirt off bro

>Guy is actually good
>Legs flailing like crazy
>Autistic russian girl spouting random factoids
Might rate this one highly.

>>715211286
erm actually goreshit isnt breakcore

>>715211303
They have to kill time, it's only primetime Friday night prease ansdtant

>>715211289
evergreen response to any gdq rhythm game showcase

>>715211254
the morbidly obese tech crew didn't haul that hunk of metal in there for the showcase to go for 20 minutes

>>715210619
i think opening night

>triple a
time for sudoku

this fucking sucks, man

>>715211289
Theater kids and women die if their voices aren't being heard.

>>715211323
Ridiculous

wish these events had more fucking video games ugh

>>715211410
It was very funny watching everyone get up and walk out after the first run.

whens doubles

Fuck this host

this couch slav is a qt
where do i find slavic spergettes

Imagine the smell

>>715211397
Fair but there has been some horrendous showings of rhythm games in the past

Also this dude is about to have a heart attack on stage and everyone is cheering him on. Jesus let this guy take a breath.

>>715211476
>games
This is an entertainment and charity event, games don't matter anymore.

So how was zero mission? I was collapsing of exhaustion as I set an alarm and the final thing I needed to do was tap to activate it but I fell asleep before I could.

>>715211531
that is a man

I hate the fucking dono reader, he is so fucking obnoxious.

>>715211531
That's a man.

How quickly does he wear out those shoes?

stage break time for suicide

This guy is, as Brad Pitt would put it, "flying".

>>715211586
Pretty decent if very standard 100% run of it.

Getting the crowd to do a clap chant during a rhythm game showcase is pants on head retarded

>>715211589
>>715211592
irrelevant to the topic at hand
consider both sentences different thoughts

That’s a lotta misses

Terrible

unc is dying

imagine living in the apartment below this runner

"I don't want to talk anymore, so let's make the audience chant shit so you still can't hear the game!"

The only fit speedrunner.

>>715211508
The moment she gets boobjob we know they swindle donor money kek

>>715211586
Tech crew fucked things up for a while and the donation readings were godawful, but the run + commentary was pretty good.

>>715211648
Consider yourself jewish.

>starting a chant during a DDR game at like 200BPM

I'd be fucking pissed

>>715211508
That is the definition of "Office Hot"

Halfway there and he's dying, goddamn

>>715211646
if ddr is anything like osu then its all visual reading and you could mute the music and it makes no difference

>>715211648
look if you want cute spergy slav dudes i'm not gonna judge, but it's not a spergette

>that warning

Arrest the entire building NOW!

this guy reads the longest fucking donations, you give him 10 seconds of time and he'll take a minute

Gonna rate this run based on the score he gets on his final song. Anyone else in?

>>715211589
>>715211592
I dont think it is

>>715204373
>can you stop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnsugv_VViI

>30 mins to go
>already looks feinting
he's going to die isnt he

The seapags who did chunithm at agdq were so much more entertaining

still more impressive than some faggot playing solitaire for an hour and a half

>>715211827
At least that was a real game.

oh man this is potent
it's only gonna get worse from here on out brothers

>>715211809
Good morning saar.

can we donate to kill the host live on stream

When the GF is kind of a leftist and I have to pretend to not care about trannies and shit like this, anyone else have to deal with his problem?

The fag on the mic needs to bonked.

any chance the bloodborne run being good?

>>715211827
This guy is crazy skilled, but fuck they are gonna make him kill himself on stage

I think I'm staking too much of my mental wellbeing on the bloodborne run not being total shit

Don't know if this was posted yet. Don't even care, because the king always deserves it.

https://youtu.be/crEz8i6oVpI?si=2whTwCmpbFM4tnx7

>>715211792
sure

I wish haru-kaze would shut the fuck up

>>715211793
sorry bro
>>715209793

>>715211897
that runner is gonna be the trooniest troon youve ever seen anon

How can he focus with this russian bitch yapping every second

Are they at the 'bro we're totes at legitiamtely just over 2 milly, can we get over 2 milly' and then the counter jumps several hundred thousand till it gets to over 3 million while the announcer screeches about getting 100 dollars from random faggots?

>>715211827
>>715211850
I like both quite a bit but I want to hear the music more, they just wont stop talking even for a little.

>>715211943
Still would.

>>715211943
Thats a different person

Now that was fucking impressive

Honestly not as an impressive as the Beat Saber run.

>>715211884
>Cucking to your gf
Lol fag

>another retarded fucking rhythm showcase during primetime
cant wait for this shit event to stop existing in a year

>>715211792

Deal

So close.

>>715211920
How come nobody's reading an entire wikipedia article over this?

>Russian girl

I will now jerk off to your voices

>>715212034
filtered fakegamer

After all the shitty runs and showcases, I like this one so far

>>715212040
I donated 7 dollars to make sure it goes over (I will be charging it back)

>>715212034
>rhythm showcase
>just yaps all fucking day

>>715211890
>>715211897
It's a run that's been featured in at least a dozen events and not a single time has it been entertaining.
Soulslop is just boring to watch.

GUYS WE ARE GONNA SMASH THE FASH WITH ALL THESE DONATIONS TO MSF!!!!
This totally isn't going into GDQ's pockets and it's going to do absolutely nothing but pointless posturing while retards who donate think they are giving to any kind of cause instead of just blindly throwing their money at stupid shit to feel good about themselves.

>>715212137
Yeah this is the best showcase, better than Kung Fu's beat saber at least.

If you mute this and listen to something else it gets more entertaining.
Just pretend he's dancing to your song of choice.

>so many fake gamers filtered by pro rhythm gaming
i bet you newfags didn't even know about friday night osu

>>715212137
Same. Just wish the dono reader would shut the fuck up.

Bloodborne run with heyzeusherestoast was neat
Mostly for the fact that he was a sperg who was funny and retards were like 'bro, your hair is sooooo long so I think it's your beard'

>>715211884
>I need pussy so bad I'll just ignore all my beliefs for some cunt, this will surely lead to a honest and stable relationship

>blindfold doubles for an hour with retards talking the entire time
he might be the most talented person in the building right now ngl

>>715211884
>>715212280
he got ur ass there

I don't mind a showcase, but not when the whole event is littered with non-speedruns already.

Not even the thread is making this more entertaining. I'll be back when these retards are gone.

>>715212034
gdq will last for at least 30 more years

Obviously it's wise for GDQ to run events that kill their viewercount at primetime on a Friday night is a good idea, right?

Samuel Adams Summer Ale is pretty good.

>>715212331
speedruns?

>>715212280
>>715212326

yes becasue im not gay

holy fuck dracula just wont shut up

>>715212361
uhh anon we're not going anywhere

>>715211920
holy fuck, nice moves
barfags on suicide watch

>>715212224
no it doesnt, i tried

this peaked with the lolisong

>>715212394
why not? you've already mentally castrated yourself, might as well go the distance.

faggot.

>>715211968
100%

"this is how achievements and blindfolds work" please stop

>>715212376
They don't care. They're just a front for PCF and MSF to launder money. They pocket all the Twitch donation money for themselves

>>715212371
>2045
>they roll matty's nugget body onto the stage
>what little remains of his torso and head are somehow still obese

>>715212464
have sex retard

>>715212376
And don't forget the 90 minute concert they're doing tonight
Friday night, primetime - 90 minutes of music
In an event called "Summer Games Done Quick"

this dude couldve came up with a real cure for COVID and contributed to society, but he wasted the past five years of his life learning how to do foot inputs without seeing the screen

>>715212394
>not bending the knee on your ideals to the smallest hint of pussy is being gay
lmao

This poor guy looks like he's about to fall apart and there's still 20 mins to go

>hits like 1 out of 4 buttons
>yes that is a registered button times 4

so in addition to the blindfold being see through, it's a hacked controller

neat

>>715212417
faster

>>715212376
The viewer count is dead because they run a 1984 big brother tier chat room.
Twitch loves the literal opposite of that.

The secret of why they do this. Any twitch chatter who yearns to be part of the moment will now have to donate. But little do they realize just like real twitch chat GDQ will just ignore their dono and never read it anyways.
The genuine secret reason why they oppress chat so much.

>>715212376
>>715212534
Thank fuck there's wrestling on tonight

>>715212518
kek

>>715212521
Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.

>>715212541
Uh, chud? The vax is the real cure. Go get boosted.

>>715212534
Y'all need to understand, GDQ has shifted with the times, it's a charity event 1st, entertainment piece 2nd, and a speedrun showcase 3rd. And that's great, it's something our community should be proud of! So either stop watching or stop attacking people for putting on a great show.

>>715212571
Slopdown was cancelled

webm guy theres gonna be some goofy stretches in this chart

>>715212521
no sex would be better than having to deal with that shit brother. you'll see soon. also ain't trying to be that guy, but i don't have any issues lmao

>>715212608
bro he destroyed and betrayed himself for some pussy

wtf is she saying

>>715212548
yeah i hated this at the beginning but the closer he gets to dying of exhaustion the more kino it gets

>>715212568
I sacrificed myself the other night in the chat, just to speak out against the garbage Mario kaizo run

Crab legging is peak performance

I don't care how "impressive" this is.
It's boring as fuck. I can watch someone rebuild an engine and register that the knowledge and execution is impressive but I won't enjoy watching it happen for 5 hours.

Please no more

>>715212568
Yeah as much as everyone claims various reasons for the death of GDQ's viewer count, the main reason is always gonna be this. Twitch is a partipatory website, its culture is based on spamming, particularly emotes. When the casual Twitch viewer checks out GDQ and gets instabanned, they get turned off.

>>715212551
>so in addition to the blindfold being see through, it's a hacked controller
#JusticeForQueenPwnzalot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OlxQb0jT-w

>>715212386
oh this? on the schedule? thats just their tags for all their bullshit interruption shows with staff. there are almost 30 of them in this event.

>>715212534
>>715212628
ESA thread is that way, nazi

how do the paypigs not revolt when 30 seconds after reaching an incentive another one gets agressively shilled

>>715212723
>I can watch someone rebuild an engine
A my summer car speedrun would be more interesting than this indeed

>>715212725
>when the retards literally screaming into the void might be the downfall of GDQ

this is all I can see
https://youtu.be/6HnHPqm7XV8

>>715212723
>doesn't like mechanickino
ngmi

>>715212729
>le streamer man
skip

Regret for submitting this run has officially set in.

>power goes out
>miss balatro
>chrome updates
>4chan x no longer works

>>715212824
>Still using Chrome
You only have yourself to blame

>>715212824
>chrome
You deserve your misfortune.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR

>>715212824
>using chrome

>>715212723
ok fake gamer

>>715212824
>he doesnt have 4chanx reinstall on speed dial to deal with schizo jannies

>>715212824
use the scriptmonkey version (tamper, grease, whatever version you have)

>>715212824
>chrome
nigga...

>rhythm game showcase
>audio isnt synced with the video
shout outs to the tech crew

>>715212824
>chrome

>>715211920
Freestyling was always cringe shit.

I was hoping the incentive wouldn’t get met just to give this guy a break, he’s killing it but dame he needs to sit down

>>715210783
there's an entire dance pad community centered around impossible to sightread charts called NotITG

>>715212824
>4chanx
I don't understand the point.

for this run you have to dance extra gay

>>715212824
>chrome
hope your power stays down forever, sub-humans not welcome

>>715212376
>>715212534
Its pretty obvious what they're trying to now which is phase out being a speedrunning event and become a "variety gaming event" and SGDQ 2025 is the start, which is why it feels so shit this year. The reasont that they're doing this is that they know speedruns aren't a novelty to normies now, speedrunning as a fad is over with the mainstream, stuff doesn't impress them now. So they gotta rope them in with gimmicks. And it's not working, still the lowest viewers ever.

>fake gamers calling other fake gamers fake gamers because they dont like cheap ass rhythm game "not a speedrun runs"
classic

>no kpop songs
wtf

>>715212824
based chromechad
fuck the haters

>>715212983
Random filenames, mostly.

We might be unlocking ambulance % tonight

>no touhou songs
wtf

>high energy club music
>it's at the very bottom of the audio mix
I'll never understand this. I assume everyone who's mic'd is raising their voice because the music is loud in room they're in, why can't we get that too?

>>715212945
>Actual dancing being cringe

You sound fun at parties

>>715212948
It might be kino though. Lets destroy his legs for charity!

>>715212824
Install it as an userscript.

>>715212824
all these people complaining about chrome are missing the point
>no UPS so you can safely shut down

>>715212824
It's time to change browsers, anon. I used to be a chromefag until 2024 after the retarded shit they added/removed.

>>715212948
The dancing will not stop until the incentive is met!

>>715212983
>using 4chan without aggressive filtering of all the bot spam
holy newfag kill yourself

>>715212824
>chrome
>current year -10

>>715212376
It's crazy that the Friday evening viewer count is roughly the same as the dead hours' viewer count back around 2015

>>715212417
THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR

>>715212824
I just switched to Firefox but all the little differences are bothering me.

>>715213093
1000$ dollars to the leg break%!!!
Only 3 mil to go

ROUGH GAME

>>715213165
Base 4chan also has filters, retarded newfag.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STOP UNTIL THE INCENTIVE IS MET, KEEP DANCING

>>715213194
Nothing crazy about that when all the fun has been sucked out of the event and it's been turned into a militant troon parade where you get excommunicated if you don't say trans rights every 5 minutes.

Guys he is on world record pace!

Gonna need a mig soon

can we get a trans rights in chat??

>>715213165
>He doesn't know how to manually filter
mhm

>715213279
>newfag thinks he can reverse uno after announcing to everyone hes a newfaggot who doesnt know why people use 4chanx
lol

>>715213306
kek

>pg7
new bread nao

>>715213335
impossible due to the shilling pause after every song

This is what he gets for not making this shit 15 minutes. His regret and suffering sustains me.

>>715212781
The retards screaming into the void is the large portion of your userbase and donation base.
They want to be part of the experience.

Before they give money to the people they simp, they want to be part of it. Spamming, getting their shit read, the interaction. They crave it. If you don't feel a part of it, they don't want to watch, they will go to the literal thousands of other streams who will give them what they need and desire.
GDQ provides nothing special that several other streams don't. The one thing they have is that most of the lemmings enjoy being in a crowd. They like being around a lot of others who also enjoy the thing and are experiencing it. But because they kill chat participation, they will just go to asmongold's stream and say I hate trannies instead lmao. It's that simple.

They refuse to do the work needed and use fucking chat filters that even a toddler can use to keep chat clean. They have no reason to suppress chat this hard.

>hatsoona micko
:-|

Shoutouts to the AUDIO crew who were on break during metroid or something!!

>>715213306
What the fuck is this shit? How is this a speedrun?

>715213370
>can't even greentext
lol

my man's gonna have the best sleep of his life

finally cunny again

>>715213374
The only people I ever see bragging about using 4chanx are turbo newfags.
4chn is one of the simplest sites on the internet, you don't need anything else.

>>715213449
We haven’t had a speedrun all week

Newest chart?

>>715213374
I'm the one that said I use it for random filenames. You're just a drooling retard tourist.

>>715212994
>Its pretty obvious what they're trying to now which is phase out being a speedrunning event and become a "variety gaming event"
Definitely
They'll probably have to rebrand from GDQ to something else, since "quick" no longer applies
Maybe "Games Done Quality" or something

>>715213515
>>715213449
at least play a popular song on an uprate

you'd fuck this woman and she'd narrate the condom brand's history

:\

any pictures of the russian woman?

>>715213449
it's a showcase you fucking BIGOT
CHARITY: FIRST
ENTERTAINMENT: SECOND
TRANS RIGHTS: THIRD
SPEEDRUNS: A DISTANT FOURTH

thread master thread master make a new thread

>>715213552
Games Done Queer

I've never seen a white boy throw it back like that

>>715213552
They're already starting rebrands anyways. Black and Fast into Black in a Flash.

What are these GARBAGE songs tho
Where's Captain Jack and Butterfly

>newfags who don't know why people use 4chanX and newfags who use it for the randomize filename feature
lol

>>715213582
Unfortunately they'll just offload those shitty donation comments to the next run.

Fuck this speedrunning shit, This is now a K-pop thread

This dude looks like he is unironically dying. Why are they forcing him to do this?

pleasure warning

>>715213667
Where’s the Bob Seger?

oh boy bloodborne woo

>>715213615
cooking up one now

>>715213449
i dont have a crayon to explain this but hopefully this helps :^) freindo

>>715213667
So deep!

>>715213684
You're an embarrassment.

>>715213697
hell yeah man i love wonder girls

>>715213473
Thinking miko miko
ohhh eee ohhhh

>>715213495
>you don't need anything else
you don't "need" it but it sure fucking helps, you're torturing yourself otherwise
only japs can pull the gimmick of never leaving web 1.0

>>715213701
The dancing will continue until the Bloodborne incentive is met

>>715213684
oh so ur the one posting loli gotcha

>>715213667
I literally listen to Captain Jack and smile.Dk when I work at 2 am just to stay awake

>>715213697
i summon miyeon-anon!
arise!

DANCE MONKEY DANCE

>>715213773
First live GDQ death incoming.

>>715213727
~PERFECT SPHERE REMIX~

>715213785
>715213748
>unironic seething newfags because they accidentally outed themselves
lol

>>715213667
Hey oh, Captain Jack!

>Bid War: FF9 character names

How many trans rights can we get?

>>715213762
aint no way hes passing this one after failing that last song

>>715213761
Helps with what? There's nothing complex enough here to warrant help with.

>>715213882
Let me guess, you need more?

BAD MISS BAD GOOD MISS BAD MISS MISS

>unlock the bonus game! bloodorne
pfffffft I feel bad for this event and their retard fanbase.

I know this feeling, he's fkn SPENT

dignity: lost

this man's heart is beating so hard he can feel it in his fucking toes

>>715213916
garnet is literally ftm