there's a splatfest today

Someone make an airplane room

>>715207562 (OP)
My Splatoon thread got deleted instantly, so i'd like to take this opportunity to tell the janny/mod team to eat shit

>>715207562 (OP)
why so tiny?

Making a land room 5 minutes after splatfest starts since it always starts late for me

>no splatfest art
>doesn't even post the splatfest theme
>hurr splatfest today
what a shit splatfest thread

Now who you GOT?

>>715209256
Will you even play with us?

>>715209256
Make you own thread then

>>715209256
I was going to make a thread, but the 5 minute cooldown

>heard that they're repeating content now that the game is done getting big support
Does that include splatfest themes? Or is land v sea v air new?

Fucking finally

OH FUCK, I FORGOT TO DOWNLOAD THE EVENT GEAR

>>715209494
There has already been a Summerfield but the teams were different

>frye wins sneak-peek
>and by a not-so-insignificant margin
Fryefags got their shit together?

>>715209494
different theme, same colors as last year

>>715209494
>>715209679
>>715209874
Yeah if you're someone who thinks ink color is what determines these then it's plane that's winning this one.

>Getting wiped by some camping frenchfag hydra
Should we remake the room to get a new 4th?

>>715209962
Nah only color that matters is white everything else is fair game.

>>715209697
Sea is the most popular in the east and least popular in the west.
You're essentially guaranteed low amount of mirror matches on top of being considered the popular team due to regional matchmaking.

I think the Sea SUCKS

>>715207562 (OP)
you stole this from /ink/
why

>>715207562 (OP)
Why is the image so small op? :(

I thought we lost that

"inkgen" is the poolcode btw.

>>715210993
Fuck off faggot

>Haven't played splatoon since launch because I broke my switch and just got a switch 2
>For some reason my character tag is "procrastinating egg" and my character is a girl
What the fuck was I doing during 2022.

>>715210993
...for losers.

"poolsclosed" is the pool for winners

>>715211228
Yes, the solo player's pool. No one plays with each other there unless your in their friend list.

>>715211214
Thought S3 didn’t support multiplayer cloud saves? How did you keep your multiplayer info?

>>715211512
It does?

>>715211512
My switch couldn't charge but I opened it up and hardwired cables to the charging port to bring it back to life to do a system transfer

That inkbrush player was so predictable lmao

Yo G gonna remake the room, hold up a second

>>715212176
Too late gonna have to wait

>>715212261
yeah after that one that's fine

Alright I finished make the room

Sorry for the hold up, trying to play with a friend. you guys go on

Why is the match making so ass?

learn a better weapon

Why does the lag always make my controller bug out? I hate it so fucking much.

>>715213890
>why is the match making so ass
I asked the same question for three years

Any air teams got a spot open?

>no sea rooms
moving to /vg/ now

>>715214225
*eight

>>715214431
*ten

>Lost all but one of my matches
I should just wait for rotation

>>715214859
Fresh!

It’s always a prime salmon run time during splatfest

How could people choose Sea or Air if they're not a richfuck who owns a boat or flies first class.

>Fistbump

>frye gains popularity with the raiders tease in japan
>suddenly in the lead
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

>>715214431
>the matchmaking that made it a point to keep teams as balanced as possible was as bad as the matchmaking that makes matches as quickly as possible

>>715215751
Just don't be poor?

fuck I accidentally fell asleep and just woke up, guess I missed the first landbro room

>>715215907
It's never balanced though, I always get matched up against people who are much better than me.
50/50 win rate would be more fair than this.

>>715215907
It's amazing how it makes me play turf war, with timmies who exclusively play the mode, that still make me lose because, despite that fact, they don't know how to play it. I have lost 80% of this dumb shit while always inking >1000 points and usually having overall splatter. Even when I join you guys you don't know how to play. Why is it everytime I'm poking and holding ground every other motherfucker on my team is waiting to defend our already completely covered turf? Every time I die it's because no one knows where to be to put pressure on the other team when we aren't presently being pressured. I mean what are you guys fucking doing

oh oh melty

>>715217516
My matches almost always have a silver x-ranker, or two, on the enemy team. It's brutal. Every match is sweaty as fuck.

You here reefbro?

Who is /i/ green and why are they putting a password room in the pool?

>>715217995
yes

>>715218016
I'll make a room but I'm not going to be on for long

>>715218072
okay

what’s even the point of playing if you’re guaranteed to lose due to being forced to match with timmies

3/4 land room

>>715218013
If you want to play with a friend but not with the pool then you need to add a pass. It's not a big deal and would be nice to see the options of inviting one or the other in splat4

Oof that last match. At least we had a 5 streak G

Thank you for putting up me

>>715218291
>Thank you for putting up me
I'm doing terrible so I'm not bothered

>>715218285
The leave the pool when you do that.
Is it that difficult?

>>715215751
I'll take hours of discomfort (plane) over potentially days of boredom (car). Trains are the sweet spot.

>>715218418
>waaaah, I can't join one guy
Be a bitch elsewhere

>>715218418
Nah he's right.

We're on /vg/ if you want to play with friendlier players.

>>715215883
Meanwhile, in reality...

>>715218801
Why are you recruiting for a pool that harbours known cheaters. As if anyone wants to associate with scum like them.

I hate this bucket so fucking much I can't hit anything

I'll blame the rando for that loss

>>715218973
Poolsclosed is just a clique pool.

>>715218973
stop replying to this faggot, he doesn't even want to play they game, just whine for attention, ask him directly multiple times to come and play and he always pussies out with an excuse
so just ignore him

>>715219304
Affirming it's /vg/ that did the clique spam.
You guys really are scum to shit up threads for a game you like simply because we don't your your cesspit threads.

>>715219539
You don't play with anyone here.

>first loss
>1-4, 0-5
>second loss
>0-4, 1-6
>third loss
>0-5
>finally get a win
>still have a 1-4 teammate on my team

haha how fun

>>715207562 (OP)
shitty pic. kill yourself.
Do better next time

Alright, I won all my multiplier matches. I'll be back when Tri-color starts.

>>715219621
Team boat, I was in an open lobby with 2 others until before rotation

>>715219732
use gold aerospray

Wow thanks for the kick

>>715218583
Nah, I'll just namedrop you if you do it.

FINALLY

>>715218327
what is this meme even based on?

>>715218418
how about you squiggers just play with your pool pals?
Shitbag

>>715220003
>>715218801

>>715218801>>715220238
Ooooh how scary, anything but my name.
Like I give a fuck. I'm too busy actually playing with people instead of complaining others are playing.

>>715219304
>>715219621
How about you take your nigger arse back to /vg/ if its so great.
The actual DECENT people in this pool do infact play together.
Now piss off you envious shit cur.

>>715220679
>The actual DECENT people in this pool do infact play together.
Stop gatekeeping this pool.

>>715220484
Rojo this is very unhealthy behavior.
Seek help.

>>715220715
Not my fault you're a shitter

>>715220679
calm down bottomfrag, geez

>>715220715
Did someone get less than 400 turf and get kicked again?
Maybe nobody wants to carry you.
Go cry on the other board

this is why I said to ignore him, derails the whole thread

>>715220715
You want to be considered decent then join my rooms, or stop running like a bitch if I join, or quitting after one loss.
Your own behaviors expose you as a faggot.

ngl i love playing with fangfox and g

>x10 win
>fist bump

>>715221086
name?

>>715221086
>ngl i love playing with fangfox
Really?

not sure how that team had a 7 win streak they fucking sucked

>>715221086
Hello T

>Using a blaster for splatfest

>>715221086
this nigga just exposed himself lol

>>715221418
sunjea

Land bros after this match back out I just can't with this rando

When you guys are done let me know so I can make a new room

no plane rooms?

>>715222259
>>715222060
ah well shit....give us 3.5 minutes then mate.
Didn't see the thread.

>>715222259
I'm out

>>715222479
Join

>>715222534
I'm in

3/4 land room

>>715211214
>"procrastinating egg" and my character is a girl
Congratulations on not permanently bricking your life with estrogen, anon, if only we could all be so lucky.

>>715222578
filled

>>715222534
let me in nigger

>hydra AND heavy edit getting outplayed by a FUCKING squiffer
the fuck is this

I guess since A is here I'll stay on for a bit longer

>>715215751
I like kayaking and cephalopods.

>>715222605
Did you fall for it?

nice 10x win

nice 10x win (again)

GG on that back to back 10x

WARNING
LAND ROOM WITH TAM MONEY DOUBLER
WARNING
MONEY DOUBLER ON LAND

>>715223827
3/4
HU-HU-HURRY UP!

>all those pool anons coming back
feels good bros

They seriously need to nerf splashdown it's such a bullshit special

fuck that nautillus on the enemy team

>>715224476
calm down nauice

>use booyah bomb to lure crab tank to ledge
>frag bumps it off with brella
squimiliation squitual.

>>715225045
i'll post that clip after we're done that was funny as fuck

That's bullshit we won that

will need 5ish once rotation hits just fyi.

GG Moonrunes
Randoms were rough, but we both made it to royalty, that's a win.

>>715225439
yeah

>>715225713
>Randoms were rough
yeah they were garbage tbqh
GGs

who keeps freshing me?

>>715226171
Fresh!

Alright I'm taking a break been playing for four hours straight

>>715226291
ggs

>>715226171
FRESH!

>>715226291
Later m8, GGS

I put a land room up if anyone's interested
2/4

goodnight g

>>715225045

>>715226926
nice

>>715226856
no

Land team money boost room is up

>>715226926
very based.

>>715227083
>not doing a full charge on Joe's weak spot

ayy, fistbump

>the rando dcs during the 10x
cool

HELL YEAH LAND GODS

>>715227303
does a full charge do more damage?
The pimple is big enough for all to hit on a half.. only use fulls on maws and big shots mostly

>>715228236
(YOU) GET A CAR
(YOU) GET A CAR
EVERYONE
GETS
A
BRRRAND
NEWWWW
CARRRR!!!

>>715228337
It does really good damage even when you don't hit the weak spot it's really deadly against fug

GGs guys, gonna take a break from splatoon for the night
GJ on the 100x

havent play like in 6 months
game is still fun

ggs land gonna take a break

>>715229429
didn't know full charge buffed damage, figured you just needed the darts at half. Will remember this.
splatana charged on bumple does fuck huge damage as well if you can get to it.

YA'LL SLEEPIN WITH THE FISHES OR WHAT?!

Close one, rotation change soon

I gonna play mario kart for a bit ill get on later

They never stood a chance landbros

ragequiiiiiiiiit!
new room?

>>715232683
We really ran a train on them
dohohohohoho
and no i'mma enjoy the famatsu seethe thread now. I have no work saturday so will be here plenty anyhow.
would any squaggots be interested in doing strikers battle league in the soonish future?

>>715232683
>new room?
yes, I wanna play

>>715232798
3/4 Land

GGs land peeps. Glad to get that 100x win in. Gonna pass out for the night, and probably do some tri-colors tomorrow.

that's bullshit we won that one

>>715233216
GGs mawfugga

>>715233256
>.3%

>>715233317
>can instantly tell its cunt dome
Sovl
fuck this fag map though

>>715233514
>fuck this fag map though
yeah this shit is NOT my mahi-mahi I miss 1's version

FUCK YEAH

>lost another 10x
SQUIGGER

>>715234339

>>715234551
billions must splat

I'll stop on that 10x win, GG guys.

>>715235760
GGs brah

Bump

Any anons still playing?

>>715237997
Guess not

3/4 land room

>>715238576
>3
damn we got a ghost in here

>>715238612
Oh shit I mean 2 lol sorry I'm tired

Very nice congrats on the 4 star badge reefbro

>>715238834
thanks
guess I'm going for 6star/gold missile with the OG now since it's closer than getting 5 star on either of the alt kits

>>715238903
Damn bro good luck

Airbros, why is everyone on our team utter dog shit

>>715239189
You're full of hot gas

>>715239189
it's kinda the obvious natural brainlet answer

>>715218013
oh shit that was me, sorry squiddie. i can play with the folks in the pool tomorrow i was just playing with some irls for a bit. sorry for being annoying

Gonna play for 30 more minutes reefbro

>>715239846
alright

Woomies are my girlfriends

>lose the 100x
damn

>>715240174
That dynamo in our team was useless

>>715240195
I'm playing like shit too so it was my bad really

This will be my last one

>>715240907
at least we ended on a win, ggs bro

>>715241093
I'll end on that win GG's reefbro see you for tricolors

>>715241115
see ya

>literally just now arrived home and am able to play
This happens for at least 50% of splatfests, christ. I can't tell if it's a curse that prevents me from getting quality game time in or a blessing that stops me from getting overly mad a a video game. I suppose I might as well try my best to get my Land rank up tonight.

it's either s-line or head over heels for doty

>>715241581
Damn right when I stop you get on that sucks hope we get to play later

>>715241731
Makes me wanna slap somebody, I fucking swear. But oh well, at least I can lose with reeflux solo as opposed to losing in a group.

>>715241940
Not using Reef-Lux this splatfest I'm using a shit bucket well I'm tired and I have a headache I'll see you later hopefully

>>715242131
I can only cross my fingers and maybe pray. In the mean time I can just play like this and also look for fun splatfest art. Night.

>>715228503
you only got 3 kills while camping with a rifle a special this is not an aura clip

>>715242761
ssshhh, just let him have his fun

Any boatchads looking to play a few matches?

did anyone here pick botes?

picked sea because i want to fuck a fryefag (female) i know irl and it's going well, frye got decent players for once, hope my landbros are winning still, I love trains

>>715207562 (OP)
Just got a switch 2. Should I buy Splatoon 3 or just wait for the next entry in the series?

I played Splatoon 2 a long time ago and I liked it, nothing crazy but it certainly was a fun game.

sex with squid boys

It was a nice fest

>>715247892
Built for octolings

>>715247734
pedo

>>715247892

>>715247942

>>715247446
the next main entry is at least 2 years off, maybe more, I'd recommend getting 3

Is the tri-stringer shit?
I love the reeflux and wellstring, but tri feels like a garbage middleground. Like anything I could do with a tri can be done better with the wellstring.

>>715249047
I also only use reeflux and wellstring and get the same feeling

>get matched against sweats with JP names every match
>everybody has full sets of gear while I can't even buy stuff with more than one slot
Great progression

>it's a nobody fights battle and we almost lose because my team doesn't ink

>>715249345
>>everybody has full sets of gear while I can't even buy stuff with more than one slot
you can get a bunch of 3 star gear from the splatoon news articles for free

>>715249249
I guess it's the best for long range snipes. Maybe it's the shitter in me talking, but trying to snipe with a stringer seems like a wasted effort. Wellstring's carpet bombing feels like a more valuable ranged option while also having a much quicker focused shot for close combat.

Speaking of stringers, why does the reeflux even have charge storing? It feels pointless with how quickly it charges anyway. They should have given that to the tri.

>>715249836
>why does the reeflux even have charge storing?
it has some niche uses like when jumping/falling off ledges or when an enemy is coming in it can let you swim around and catch them off guard with a oneshot
but yeah most of time you won't use it

which kpop song are you listening while playing splatfest?

I just got Switch 2, that's my first nintendo console, I ordered Splatoon 3 but it's coming only next week. So I'm missing current splatfest I guess. Is there a way to go back to all the stuff I missed?

>10x battle
>TWO of my teammates went 0-8
Team Air is fucked

>>715250767
no
but you can download all the free gear using the nintendo splatoon channel on the news tab

Frye is so hot

squids

SEX

>>715254976
Yes

Clash blaster was made to be used exclusively by drooling retards without a single brain cell and it's kinda fun.

>>715251094