Thread 715208405

>Challenge: Browse the /v/ catalogue without getting a half-chub straining at your pink panties
>Mode: Impossible

>>715208405 (OP)
i'm wearing boxer briefs albeit

/v/ is the best porn board.

>>715208524
fpbp

>>715208405 (OP)
So what if I just rubbed your panties then

>>715209375
It would be extremely painful.

>>715208405 (OP)
>iqdb is borderline unusable now
What happened?

>>715208524
Nice self-portrait

>>715208524
No, it's hot because it is porn. Except the one with Jenny and the one with tails.
Possibly the Mii Gunner because I have never seen it.

>>715209483
You're a big guy

>>715208405 (OP)
As you wish ma'am, I'll instead remove your bra before I fuck them.

>>715208524
Yes

>>715208524
is this why LOL threads died?

>>715210035
Damn, that must've been a fun thread

anons I'm strongly considering buying these particular onaholes even though I have multiple already and haven't pre-ordered the new DK game yet
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/maid-of-slime-onahole?qty=1
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/peaking-into-busty-idol-s-dressing-room?qty=1
I was also looking at this one
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/puni-virgin-1000-fuwatoro?qty=1
What do you think?

>>715208405 (OP)
Easy because softcore does nothing for me.
I just fap to the finest hardcore out there, softcoreshit I don't even recognize as lewd.
Zoomer """""clothed porn""""" is an embarrassment for mankind.

>>715210292
So this is what decades of porn addiction does to a mf...

>>715208524
shut up jaknigger lmao

>>715208405 (OP)
I already masturbated twice so this is no problem.
>>715209950
4444444444UUUUUUU

>>715210290
both suck
buy dk and just jack of to pauline feet or something idiot
ps kill yourself

Uhhh is there a reason why you can't just pull it out of them when that happens, anon?

>>715210519
>just pull out your schlong while you're at work
hmm

>>715208524
I look like this

>>715210290
Toy demon won't ship your shit without your real name and address which they store forever. And they won't let you delete that info.

>>715208524
and that's a GOOD thing

>>715210290
Onaholes are bad for you Anon!

>>715210634
So why not excuse yourself to the bathroom for a bit to rub your panties and relieve it a little dumdum?

>>715210724
How are they bad for you

>>715210679
so they're like every online store ever made?

>>715211332
They're extremely addictive and make you shoot your goo too quickly into that fake pussy!

It's crazy how well the perma-lust psyop worked on this board. I suspect it has to do with video game addicts being dopamine starved retards.

>>715208405 (OP)
Don't worry, once you hit your 40s (30s, if you're fat) not getting a boner becomes whole lot easier.

Is plastic pussy even worth it if you've had years of deathgrip handpussy?

>>715211459
If you're a man and you don't have perma-lust you're the abnormal one

>>715211661
Whatever you say, goon boy.

>>715211440
I've never even had one before but now I'm tempted to try it. I want to shoot my goo into it like a quickshot, I don't see how that's bad..

>>715211629
Yeah, there's really nothing like it.

>>715211440
Well if it's that quick it can't be a bad thing right?? Surely I will spend less time doing it then

sorry i'd only use dog/horse/deer/rabbit shaped onaholes

>try out sisters panties
>they're way more comfortable than mens underwear

What even is the point of red boards

>>715211629
yes, a million times yes

>>715211629
I love my trusty handpussy way too much to ever stop using it since it makes me shoot like a fountain every time, even if an ona sounds appealing

>>715211629
The first time I tried one I was immediately hooked, it really is that much better. But it does cost money and there is clean up...

>>715212216
>>715211849
>>715212345
o-oh I was worried I wouldn't have the sensitivity to cum from silicone, i'm uncut if that matters?

stop triggering me

>>715212160
As odd as it may sound the red boards are still retard containment, but the gigacoomers break loose in their ongoing quest to find someone who hasn't yet blown a load to everything imaginable so they can vicariously live them through them

>>715212151
You see for some the problem is the size of their package anon.. just hope you didn't leak into them

>handpussy
nghhh

>>715208405 (OP)
Sauce is dizzyspells
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11834397&tags=dizzyspells
Now fuck off

>Challenge: Browse /v/ without posting gorls pooping
>Mode: Impossible

>>715212160
Trannies reproduce by spamming porn and grooming anyone they can
They can't groom anyone on a red board since it's all their kin of butchered 45 year old fat basement dwelling stinky crossdressers that wouldn't know what's good or funny even if the police raped their aids infested asses with a k9 unit because they'd be enjoying it, because of course they have every single fetish in existence

porn genuinely belongs banned everywhere
these animals can't handle it

>>715212447
I'm also uncut which is why I'm so sensitive to a handpussy in the first place, I'm afraid an ona would just turn me into a premature spurter

>>715212617
It's quite small when soft but feeling the silky lace rub against it got me throbbing and drooling in no time

>>715212846
wtf i just trooned out

>>715210035
Nice timestamp sister!

>>715212885
time to cage it :3

>>715212846
Picture are nice, but the erp is fucking lame and gay

>>715210290
PLEASE RESPOND

>>715212885
Still small enough to fit into them, bet rubbing it left quite a big sticky mark. Hope you at least washed them after!

>>715208524
This is how I imagine you look like.

>>715212860
That would be terrible, imagine being completely ruined by sloppy thrusting into an artificial pussy.

Imagine splurting your seed worthlessly into the tight, milking, onahole.

Imagine becoming dependant on the mindblowing pleasure yet unable to last longer than a few minutes.

>>715213172
>Frog
NNNNNGH...

>>715213246
yeah right, that would never happen...

>>715213057
of course the pictures are nice
you cannot not like tits and pussy, anon
they're mid tho
you seen one you seen em all

>>715208524
Imagine getting tilted at porn

>>715213251
Frogs are notorious for this sort of thing

>>715213246
Yeah haha who would want that, getting turned into a mindless drooling mess by just a tight wet piece of plastic, getting turned into a stupid quickshot from it spending hours splurting deep into it.. definitely sounds terrible, no way I would want that

>>715213204
like a wet, sticky, kiss mark I had to keep them even after I washed, sometimes I wonder if my sister knows especially when I wear them every week now

>>715213601
An anon on /gif/ told me that tying a rope around your thighs really tight and cumming feels fantastic
i tried it and oh sister i came buckets
i also did it with a belt around my neck
it's to die for

>>715213601
Exactly! Good boys and girls should stick to practicing with their hand, after all you never know when your own technique might need to be used on others~

>>715213745
Especially if you creamed into them more than once its really no wonder if that fabric feels so good. And she definitely knows, she probably just thinks its cute, maybe you should buy your own pair~

>>715208524
First post best post as usual, 4chan has always been a jak and pepe website, and this will always be 4chan culture, newgen goontrannies 2020+ discord tourists completely and utterly blown the fuck out as usual, OP deserves a sitewide permaban, so does anyone supporting him or against this image.

>>715214073
That's a really good point too anon, I would really like to show off the techniques I perfected on my handpussy to somebody else someday so I'll just have to keep doing it on myself until then

>>715214364
hold that feeling about tranny gooners

thats how i feel about you pepe and jak posters.

4chan is an anime and trollface website and you post 2010 immigrants need to fuck off.

>>715211440
Well, are you offering any alternatives? You better come up with something good to calm my urges

Uncut chads rise up

>>715210290
>want to by onahole
>remember the last onaholes I got ended up gathering dust in my closet until I chucked them
>remember having to spend 20 minutes fingerbanging my goo out of a silicone tube and the sanitizing and the drying and the powdering when I really would much rather roll over and take a nice post-nut nap
>remember that I switch back to my hand after a week because the convenience is much more worth it
>save my money

>>715214364
You will never be an oldfag.

Wonder what OP would think if they returned to the thread now that it's filled up with lewd images, seems like it backfired

>>715214834
I rise up too much anon, that's the entire problem

>>715214985
Shut up and post more Mona!

>>715214159
Buying a few more pairs so I can be even cuter sounds like a great idea, I get overwhelmed trying to pick though
pink or white or black?
bikini or thong or g-string?

>>715214834
Here here, I pity those who need lube to feel good

>>715214985
>i wonder what some random shitposter thinks now that i did what i intended to do hnnng i bet theyre so heckin maaaaaaad
man, you people really shouldn't have access to pornography
so fucking cringe holy shit

>>715214834
it's rising that's for sure.

>>715214519
That's really lewd anon, wanting to show off how well your handpussy can stroke and milk a needy, pent up, cock. I'd love to see a demonstration...

>>715214834
I hate my parents so much. I can't believe they fell for Jewish lies and chopped my dick.

rude

>>715208405 (OP)
Sauce?

>>715214325
I can't help myself

thrusting like an animal into lubed up pocket pussy

having a leg shaking orgasm as my swimmers are disposed of in their plastic prison

I deserve being called a pathetic gooner by my waifu

>>715215128
But you're already plenty cute to me anon, but if you want to be even more.. a cute black g-string would do it much more breathable, exposed and comfy just make sure you really get it!

Why is this thread still up?

>>715215926
jannies are fishing

>>715214834
>When you dont wash your foreskin in the summer

>>715215401
Maybe it is lewd but I just like to be honest is all! Too bad I have nobody to show off my experience to.. I just know I could make someone so happy with it milking it with my hand until there's nothing left, making them moan and whimper with my handpussy

>>715215998
Fishing for what?

>>715214795
>>715214895
Keep crying projecting tourists, jak and pepe website, always will be, keep larping as oldfags, nobody likes (You)

>>715215086
Oh seems that somebody likes her ass, alright I'm persuaded I'll post more just for (you)

>>715208524
fpbp
OP anally rekt

>>715215908
Aww thank you anon my little package will look so sexy in a g-string gosh me and my sis could get matching pairs just for you~

>>715216247
>>715216332

>>715216247
<3 ty bby her game sucks, but her ass get's me going wild

>>715216107
You doing No Shower Summer too?

>>715216443
Do frogs really turn you on that much, cutie~?

>>715210035
No neck? Show your apple

>>715216332
So cute I could just kiss you, I just know you'll look amazing in it it was basically meant for small peckers like yours. You could get a pair and give her one as a present anon, I'm sure she wouldn't mind would she? You could even wear them at the same time without knowing~

jannies btfo a thread with soul and weeks of effort but leave a gay faggot thread, shows you their priorities, really

>>715216470
You don't have to thank me really, I don't care for her game either but I'm glad her ass can you happy at least

DUDE PORN

>>715216149
I hope you find a cute 'nonny who you can show off your advanced techniques to, whimpering and moaning as you stroke and plap their meat with your expert touch

please stop ERPing in the thread it's genuinely embarrassing
also the artist who drew the OP image draws some FANTASTIC femboys

>>715216776
>>715216973
>>715217035

>>715208405 (OP)
Okay, I wont. Cowtits are disgusting so we are in agreement.

>>715208524
fpbp
Gooners can fuck off to the designated porn boards and jerk each other off there

>>715216443
Thanks anon I hope so too, maybe the lucky one is even hiding somewhere close than I expect.. I just love pleasing people and if that means getting my hands messy as they spurt all over it with their legs shaking and their breath all ragged then so be it! Seeing their face during it would make it all more than worth it

>>715217342
>>715217035

>>715210290
the slime was is pretty good, the others are pretty basic desu. you should get a mouth onahole tho, that shit drains my balls every day. Also try buying one of those dolls to put the onaholes in, at least you can fuck it in different positions.

>>715216776
I'm already leaking so much I think a kiss would make me cream my girly black panties on the spot. Knowing that me and my sis are wearing matching pairs makes my tiny pecker tingle harder.

>>715208405 (OP)
i can't wear my girls panties for this reason either
it's always in the way!
i wish i could just tucck it away temporarily without hassle

>>715216443
I could kiss you and nobody would know

>>715211440
I recently tried one for the first time and it was lackluster. Waste of money

If you continue to post images and say lewd things, it only affirms that you're a woman.

>meet gamer girl online
>she sends me her nudes in exchange for my dick pics
gotta love it