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This is fucking dogshit

IM A HEADBANGA

Everybody stretch!

>>715220357 (OP)
im in but im also out
this is not my kind of music

First for Rex Viper!!

So are they speed running bands now?

I propose...
...that we stop watching GDQ until they stop showing horseshit like this

Can we please just speedrun past this segment? Thank you.

Brentalfloss did it better.

Sent man what the fuck is this...

>39k viewers

This is a new low record, right?

>>715220357 (OP)
Major Garland Miggs here, back from the Lodge.

what game are you guys gonna go play for an hour until this stops

Migged in the mig of time.

AAA FLASHING LIGHTS

They're not gonna do it for every single name on this one too are they? I don't think I can handle another FF9 being ruined

there's an hour of this?

All they had to do was wire the band in the sound system. And it wouldn't sound like absolute dogshit.

I AM MIGGAAA MAAAN

This literally isn't even the Dr light theme from mega man X

Oh no no no it’s literally a high school tier band

>ai art for the concert
>in an event that announces every hour that they have a whole room of artists next door, and selling and sweepstakes prizes of countless art prints and sculpts

This should be after party, not day before end segment.

>migging during this shit

Enjoy the next hour of your time anons!

>>715220514
There is? Please tell me it's been almost an hour already...

>Viewers dipping below 40k
OH NO NO NO

>Next: Monster Hunter Wilds
>Later: More Monster Hunter Wilds
I'll see you fags in a bit.

>>715220514
Absolutely lethal for the viewer count.

the miggys

this isn't actually that bad. like they're definitely not a super professional band but for amateurs they're pretty good

>>715220513
TRANSRIGHTS1-9

>>715220513
You can guarantee that at least three of those will have it

I hate literally everything about this. It's not even cringe anymore. You can't shitpost about this. It's just bad and unprofessional and lame.

>ripping off The Smiths How Soon is Now
based, chuds win again

>>715220491
Paper Mario TTYD 'Remake'. The slow dialogue really is annoying.

miggin

>>715220552
The bad times have just started and they're here to stay

GDQ you fucking faggots, if you're reading this, hire a fucking actual audio engineer instead of 50 fucking failed acting students. This is retarded.

The fuck is this

This brentalfloss cover band stinks

miggin'

>>715220513
WHEN I SAY TRANS YOU SAY RIGHTS

TRANS

Crazy Taxi during AGDQ was way better than this

The post-ESA DJ set was a thousand times better than this

>>715220552
Oh god.

The Crazy Taxi run was better than this

>>715220530
Let's be real, every artist there deserves to be replaced by AI.

worse than starbomb

MEGA CRINGE

Migged

>>715220581
They've been at this for 20 years

\m/ \m/

They're losing about 500 viewers a minute, kind of feel bad for them

>>715220556
But wait, anon! The first run is a lockout bingo run! And then after that is a 4 player showcase! Geeeeeeeeet HYPE!

it's honestly not the worst thing i've listened to
it could be much MUCH worse
i just don't see why this belongs in this kind of marathon
is it because of that crazy taxi thing last event?

Oh come on, the guitar sounds cool. Way better background noise than the runs with screaming donation announcers

I mig

>>715220570
theyre not even that bad, but the fuck does this have to do with speedrunning lmao what the fuck was sent thinking. i bet he just got steamrolled by every dickhead asking for something they wanted

Imagine having a music segment when you can't mix audio for shit.

>>715220357 (OP)
This is how it ends, /v/....

And this is going to go on for a full hour? Lmao.

Just watch these for an hour on repeat instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-5Yte5uLxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMnpKgZ74Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JlF5H13fdI

ok but who thought this was a good idea

>>715220574
The Migga

So these guys are just bootleg Protomen, right?

this is why they need a stream 2

I thought this was gonna be Mega64 fucking around.

is this better than AVGN's midlife crisis band or worse?

>>715220574
the megas

>four-chord guitar strumming
>singer can't hold a tune
>"my name is mega man, I'll do all that I can!"
>visuals are an AI generated slideshow
This is even shitter than I expected, I love it

>>715220594
>[Deleted]
NO BAD THOUGHTS IN CHAT

>>715220672
GDQ embraces being shit. The band has had 20 years to realize their shit sucks. Neither deserve pity.

>>715220705
The same people that think men can become women and should be put on live stream for a week

>>715220516
Top kek

>>715220513
Here's the options so far

>>715220482
I feel like GDQ may start regretting the whole rebranding into a variety event they're clearly doing right now.

>>715220513
The thing is its ultimately detrimental to GDQ because people are gonna give up trying to bid to name because it'll be completely destroyed and powered through by "Trans rights" so people will just give up and stop donating for a name.

I guess I'll go beat off or something.

>>715220657
kek

Am I fucking on an acid trip? Is this what is happening?

Not only can they not sing, they suck even at basic performance.

>>715220634
That was actually gimmicky fun, this is just some dogshit band getting absolutely dragged in real time by 4ch of all places/people.

1 HOUR AND 15 MINUTES OF THIS

OUR SONS WILL SONG YOUR SONG
HARDER THAN STEEL!

>poor man’s ddr
>poor man’s protomen

What’s next

>>715220729
AVGN's is definitely worse, but you could be listening to so much better stuff than Megas.
I don't even care about Protomen, but go listen to those guys instead.

https://youtu.be/Cm0M3cOKdRE
It literally sounds nothing like the Dr light theme

>>715220719
Stream 1 has been held together with hopes & dreams for the past couple of days and you want to add more complexity?

That tapping guitar riff was pretty cool, I'll give them that. But this still sucks.

This sounds like a band booked for a high school dance and the crowd has half the energy of one.

is the chat in fake hype mode right now and banning everyone else i cant see cause im banned

>>715220764
>TrnsKuia
Ergh

>>715220792
Let it go, man
Enjoy the concerts

So when does the announcer interrupt the band and start announcing donations?

Can we join The Mega's?

Why’s the singer look like he’s about to fall asleep

>the fucking band is reading donations
oh god

Red Vox is the only band I like from someone I know about for vidya.

its not horrible. Im gooning right now and its not bad enough to be distracting

>>715220723
no, see that would have actually been entertaining. can't have that at a gdq

reading donations on stage to your disabled trans masked up audience. this is punk as fuck.

>>715220723
They're busy hanging out with Kojimbo and making halfway-decent content.

>>715220846
>Dude weed lmao

>>715220764
I like that "TrnsRhts" is leading for the hideous malformed mutant

>>715220846
Red Vox also doesn't write songs about vidya. Videogame man just happens to also be in a band.

should of gotten rex viper to do a show

>Doing donos during the concert
>Reader keeps tripping over his words.
They can't just let the concert happen, they HAVE to shill during it and be obnoxious.

>>715220830
I WASN'T BEING FUCKING SERIOUS JESUS CHRIST

>>715220831
Name this band, /v/

>>715220830
>>715220837

>>715220821
saw some people complaining about mic levels
they got told by others that they QQ about everything it's not that bad lighten up let's have some fun

Why are all the songs so slow

Crazy Taxi with a live band was good because there was a fucking speedrun going on and due to the sheer fucking absurdity of the band being forced to play the 2 fucking songs in Crazy Taxi over and over and over, constantly starting and stopping

This is...

Man... I...

Man.

This wasn't even on the home page of twitch. Zero stage performance

>>715220846
fuck off vinny

Miggin' and Leavin'

>>715220830
>>715220901
haha

They gonna pause the concert to read donations AHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY

>>715220931
You caught me. Tune in this Sunday.

>>715220764
>Sphene
Guess it could be worse. I lightly chuckled at Knife though and I kind of want that to win

>>715220940
what happened?

>>715220764
man im so glad i have to go to a bachelor party tomorrow

I knew I should have stocked up on alcohol for tonight.

>>715220821
They’re just spamming emoticons as usual

>>715220961
I must fap again

>>715220973
It was fucking Balatro.

>>715220940
Buy the dip!

alright this air man sounds pretty good on these instruments. they should just play these without lyrics

>>715220973
Balatro

SHOUT OUT TO THE TECH CREW
HOLY FUCK THIS MIXING IS SO BAD

It's like they are 40-year-old high schoolers performing on the school talent show.

>>715220909
Sleep Apnea Token

I am not having a good time

>>715220989
lol deleting AI comments. I feel like GDQ ppl are the same ppl that cry the most about it

>>715220973
People realized the game sucks and only got popular because of good marketing

>>715220793
i miss this motherfucker on the left like you wouldnt believe, god bless his giant head and short limbs may his marriage last forever

i don't mean to be rude but this just isn't very good

Hoooly fuck that guitar

Wow he completely fucked up every part of the solo

>>715220764
>Zigayne
>TrnsKuja
>Zendaya
Jesus he doesn't have a single good option

>>715221002
That .png's got you wrapped around its pixels bro

Guys I just got kicked out the venue. I tried moshing and knocked over coolmatty's wheelchair. My run of Tomba 2 has been canceled. This is an unmitigated disaster.

The viewership keeps dropping.
There were more people watching the intermission screen.

>>715220718
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Megas_(band)
>formed one year after The Protomen
They really are lmao, no wonder I've never heard of them

>>715221037
I hope they get a lot of shit for this from lefties

BELMONT GOAL MET HOYPE

>>715220909
The Lindas With Dicks

>>715221023
They're probably staff.

this part is ok

>>715221050
hola :), sale paja :)?

Nobody knew about the Megas until today but all the donators know who they are I guess.

This isn't enthusing but it's not grating at all
Which is a plus in my gdq book

>>715220973
Balatro is simply not fun to watch

guitar nigga sound like he's missing the notes in guitar hero

>>715221037
their jannies cant even lighten up during a concert lmao
sad life honestly

>>715220635
I also think the past was better than the present but its time to let go and enjoy the megaman band

>38,500
OH NO NO NO

Don’t look away bros. This is the trainwreck cringe kino we’ve been waiting for

>>715220989
>pay artists
AI is gay but I bet it would have made more sense to just download some pics of megaman figurines off google or some shit

>>715220989
wait what part of this concert is ai

>>715220909
Four Non-Women

QRD on the AI discourse in the chat?

>>715221036
[Shakes Head]

migged

Is this the first time they've had a live band?

what games are being done quick right now

>>715220973
Balatro is a fucking dog game, maybe
no idea how it got as big as it did, but im glad its hype has gone

>>715221183
Random AI art popping up at some points, I guess?

jesus christ

They actually needed to censor the name, they are actually called The Megashit.
If anything they are performing as expected, GDQ just misled everyone.

>>715221183
They showed some AI renditions of robot masters earlier

>>715221153
How low can we get, boys? Sub 30K?

what the fuck is this? Where are the video games?
this band sucks ass. I've heard better music at dive bars in the middle of the week.

>>715221213
>what games are being done quick right now
Hey, just chill out and enjoy the music
TRANS RIGHTS

>>715220771
it's fucking over

>>715221212
>he doesn't know about the crazy taxi run

Can’t even fucking hear him

>>715221213
the "how many viewers can we bleed" game. On track for a PB here

>>715221212
Sure beats last year's dead band

It feels like this is like their 3rd time ever playing live

>>715221198
Apparently some image on stream looked to some people like it was AI? I rather doubt it was, mind you.

I don't hate the instrumentals, vocals really don't add a whole lot though. They're not bad, they're just kinda... repeating basic info repeatedly. At least their banter between songs is OK. Not great, but OK.

Why are they doing segways

They should have just did Tony Hawk with a live band like they did for Crazy Taxi

>>715220940
>>715221006

>>715221210
Someone needs to train dolphins to punch holes into these boats.

Were their other live performances this bad or are they just old now? Their albums were fun

>>715221264
but that was certified cringekino and a game was involved

It's like my nights at sweaty bars during my 20s and sweaty nights on 4chan during my 20s have combined to make sweaty baby

>>715220830
dude. lmao.

Mike Uyama DIED for this

>>715221248
AI without borders

i desperately want to know whose idea this was

Really enjoying the quiet 5 minute banter between songs>>715221297

KEK that sounds out of tune

>>715221289
the riff just seems like they copied parts of other songs. I got some hints of soad and metallica

>>715221010
yeah just take away their mics

>Mom can we get the Protomen?
>We have the Protomen at home
>The Protomen at home

>>715221343
yeah man, just like most rock concerts. just a nice chat with the bros

have some good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JwATHm046c

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE VOCALS

>>715221291
GDQ hire this man

>"my name is [x] man" again
Is uh... is every song like this?

>>715221332
Sorry.

BETTER NOT MESS WITH MAGNET MAAAAAAN

(BABY YOU'RE ALL I THINK OF BAY-BEEEE)

Holy shit HE'S LIP SYNCING

>my name is Metal Man
Didn't we just have this one?

>>715221327
i can't believe the mono took him..

>>715221373
You don't have to. Just play vidya. Or watch TV. Or jerk off.

>>715221297
Literally one hour of no video games
Why'd they do it?

>>715221350
Stop. STOP NOTICING

The backup singer should be the main singer, he's actually good at it

It’s like poetry, it rhymes

>>715220771
>TFW YWN have a bate sesh with ecker to his bear doujins

>>715221427
What do you think I'm doing while watching this?

what a horrible night to not be deaf

Bideo games?

>>715221396
nigga that sounds like gen IV pokemon

>>715221298
They're pretty decent at just capsizing the rafts themselves anon

>>715221414
No. They have a Mega Man 2 album based on every robot master and they all open with "I am ___ Man"

>>715221405
SAVE ME MIGGER MAN

I will give these guys props for making The Protomen sound good.

>>715221436
its the curse of being a guitar player

>>715221332
EAT SHIT 4CHAN
MAKE FUN OF MY RUNS? LISTEN TO THIS CRAP FOR AN HOUR HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715221414
Yeah, my heart is made of metal
No.009, I'm Metal Man

>>715221413
>Holy shit HE'S LIP SYNCING
Wait, you're not ACTUALLY watching this shit, are you?
And with audio?!

The fuck is wrong with you?

If I was running a prison I would put this week's GDQ on loop as the only entertainment to torture the prisoners

what category is this run

>>715221360
I think I can get what you're hearing. Emulating the chiptune sound first and then adding to it, which... eh. Mixed results. GDQ has had worse, I guess.

the viewership is literally dropping by like 500 every 10 minutes

>down to 38k
not a good look gdsisters...

>>715221457
Playing gachafaggottery.

>The one guy with glowsticks
Imagine being that guy
Glad I'm not that guy

Where’s the timer

How do I know when to come back

Chill out /v/, just enjoy the runs

>>715220950
The overwhelming sentiment I've taken away from weebshit over the years is that their entire culture sincerely believes you should probably just kill yourself after you graduate high school.

>>715221513
cringe any%

>>715221494
Why isnt Keiz here this year? Shit, when was the last time he was even at a GDQ?
Legit missing him this year.

>>715221023
theyre honestly not even that bad if you just think of it as a garage band show. but also video games.

>>715221532
WHERE?

>>715220989
Lol do they just ban anyone who ruins the heckin wholesome vibes and ruins the forced positivity?

>>715221413
he just cracked up so I don't think so

>>715221243
LYNCHED

>>715221484
this looks like a chris chan creation

>>715221542
Well, its not going to get any better. Its really just all downhill after high-school.

>>715221513
amateur hour (no skips)

>37,950
SUB 38K

>>715221484
unironically looks like one of those super uncanny sex dolls made of tape and pillows

>>715221532
>the runs
euphemism for diarrhea right?

HE’S STILL GOT IT

>speedrun being shown
>viewers go up
>no speedrun being shown
>viewers go down
How is GDQ staff so fucking out-of-touch

>>715221542
yeah the reason Megaman never has to fight Salaryman in-game is because he killed himself off screen shortly after being created

>>715221501
Join my game queue for darkdrift (either one I gotta do his quest)

holyshit this is bad

BOOO PLAY FREEBIRD

>>715221532
>>715221567
>>715221613
> GDQ staff putting concerts in their speedrunning event

this tune is good, but hes not hitting the notes right

It's bad, but I kinda like it.

Would you sniff his vest for 10.50$?

Nick Frost is killing it on the drums, didn't know he could play

I'm interested in the viewer count

Wow.

>>715221632
Sorry, I don't play shitty asset flips
Unless it's Majora's Mask

ZZZ is too generous

All I'm saying, guys, if Clint Stevens was there, he wouldn't let this slide. He'd jump up there and clear house.

Blonde hair guy is better singer.

>>715221607
reminder you have to subscribe to get chat access. these are the people who paid them.

>>715221532
THE mona anon? or a random post?

It's even more shit than I ever expected.

>>715221709
100%

CAUSE IM FREE
FREE FALLIN

>>715221691
I like the Protomen quite a bit. Are ANY of these songs good?

>>715221607
What extension shows you this?

>>715221619
>>715221650
>>715221525
>>715221435

They did the exact same thing yesterday with their shit gameshow

/v/ wishes they could be even as half as cool as these rockers

wtf were those dead notes kek

mic not working?

>>715221691
please tell me they aren't playing the whole album

>>715221740
I like how it's a steady decline, people are tapping out one by one

>>715221743
BTTV

>>715221757
Be that as it very well may, I've come to terms with my neckbeardary

20 years and still tone deaf

kek that really is AI generated visuals

>>715221619
>Checkpoint
It was Balatro that dropped the viewers

It's getting worse the longer it goes on

I wonder how batshit crazy the crowd would be if they got Starbomb

HOOOOOOYP

nerds and nerdettes...rock the fuck on!!! \m/

>>715221834
the ratings...

>incentive has a negative number value
Bros this is so bad that people took money away from it...

>>715221650
Its not even an awful idea. The problem is that its some no name band that can't play worth a shit and tech crew has dogshit audio mixing. Also save this for the last day as the closer to the event, not some intermission segment.

>>715221770
this goes on for another 40 minutes haha what do you think

>>715221834
what was that insane downward spike

>we got any donations?
man if I gotta hear trans rights at a fucking concert

we're hitting aew collision levels

>>715221798
I have that, but I think it's conflicting with my FrankerFaceZ

Why does one of them keep saying "EW"

This band doesn't need 5 people.

ok I can't watch anymore, see you later

Can we just put something else on?

>>715221895
Twitch stream rebooting

>>715221906
Wait until you hear the trans rights song.

this hurts to watch

>>715221085
kek

Guys gals and non binary pals, this next song is called HRT man

>>715221895
Pokemon X/Y?

YETI LET'S GOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thank god for stream 2 all i gotta say

TRANS
FATS

TRANS
FUCKING
RIGHTS

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Just do a Guitar Hero or Um Jammer Lammy run instead next time.

>>715221740
Even the bots don't want to be subject to this

TRANS ROOOOOOOIGHTS

>>715221875
It's awkward, but I'm not sure it's AI.

YEEEETEEEEEE TRANS RIGHTS

>>715221949
MOTJHERFUCKER GOD DAMN STUPID FAGGOT LITTLE COCKSUCKEAWIEHNKL4E23

>>715221875
They've had these laying around, this is clearly from whatever image generator people were making "Entertainment Property BUT 80s DARK FANTASY" with a while back.

>Yetee
>Trans Rights

You can't make this shit up

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715221950
LOWER

>thailand joke about trans
BANNED

TRANS ROOOOOOOOOIGHTS

>>715221906
kek

>>715221906
called it

wow, they somehow made it even worse

>another donation from The Yetee
>

I KNOW I CAN CUT A RUG
BUT TONIGHT ITS GONNA BLEED

The fags playing over Crazy Taxi was better than this.

Trans rights baby

Why did everyone start saying mig like 3 years ago

>MY NAME IS THE YETEE
>TRANS RIGHTS ARE COOL WITH ME

their top man song is really funny. please don't fuck this up

>on that note the next song is about top man
fucking kek that got me

>>715221949
I CHOPPED OFF MY OWN DICK

>>715221479
Problem is that MSF and other jewish NGOs pick them up and drop em off in Italy when they do.

>>715221985
Sounds good anon!
>russian troon loudly talks over the entire run

Punk and Rock have always been about being counter culture. Trans rights fits, you lost /v/.

>>715222035
it's fucked up that this is actually true

BELA LUGOSI’S DEAD

Top... men.

Didn't they say the incentive was absolutely 100% gonna end before the concert starts, and now mid concert they suddenly hit it?

>>715221770
Don't worry. They'll finish with a Deltarune song at the end. MORE INCENTIVES!

>>715221949
MY NAME IS MEGA MA'AM, I DILATE WHENEVER I CAN

>>715222059
i don't get it...

>>715222035
Those guys at east had energy and some charisma.

>10k donation from the yetee
>trans rights
They're really doubling down on this cult shit huh

>>715221985
The audio mixing is so bad that I can't tell if the lyrics are meant to be game-related or not

Imagine paying money to be there at that concert

how can the keyboard player even see what he's doing when he's headbanging so hard

>>715221956
it hurts even more to listen

>throw Protomen $50k, probably less those fags play Magfest every year since forever
>do a megaman marathon run in the lead up to the concert
>people get to enjoy good runs and good vidya related music

There GDQ, I just did your jobs for you worthless niggers.

DUDE! Music just for us gamer guys, gals and non-binary pals

>>715222138
it's not a hard song he doesn't have to stare at his fingers

>>715222091
If it's still counter culture you haven't won shit idiot. Lmfao.

is that the fucking animatrix?

>>715222121
>>trans rights
What does that even mean? Seriously.

Pink shirt guy sounds like when I try to play along to a song

Video games?

>>715221895
They reboot the stream every 7am

>>715221752
That one's just the regular primetime curve.
That post-Balatro one is the sharpest viewer drop in the entire event.
Though the sharpest rise came from Beat Saber so maybe not the best metric to judge run quality (my cope is that's from some reddit post or tweet reminding people that the event actually started).

I can't believe there are two bands that revolve around painting NES Megaman as some psychologically driven drama.

>>715222084
That still sounds preferable.

>all this msf talk
>no peace walker speedrun

>dumpster hunter up next

Is this our Godless night?

>>715222091
It would be really counter culture to kill yourself
Get that 41% to 100%

They should just got Powerglove if they are still a thing.

Last call for donation suggestions.
I'll be finishing up tonight

>>715221950
KEEP GOING LOWER

>>715220764
>Zigayne
>TrnsKuja
see as an actual joke these would be funny but considering the fact they're being played 100% straight it's just
christ, it makes me sick

VIDEO
GAMES
?

So how much donation money did GDQ use to hire these guys to perform? How many lives could MSF have saved with that money?

I just got back from work and what the fuck is this shit?

>>715221798
Can't seem to find it

>>715222228
we shall brother

>>715222225
TRANS WRONGS

>>715222225
Donate to make this shit stop

>>715222120
You can tell 100% this is just a job for them and they're going through the motions

>>715222225
/r/ you send the money to an animal shelter instead of these faggots.

The volume mixing feels off

A North Korean national sports team wouldn't have to praise the Supreme Leader as frequently.

>>715222091
>counter culture

>>715222175
Trump took away their ability to beat up girls in sports

>>715222234
Let it go man
Enjoy the uh...

>>715222247
Just enjoy the runs, chud.

what the fuck went so wrong

This is what Protomen sound like to people with no nostalgia for them.

>>715222232
Yeah, "Zigayne" is something I would've come up with as a joke
But they are 100% going to play it straight (ironically)

Where the video games at?

>>715222189
You're right it's dropping off for night-time in burgerland, but if you draw a line of best-fit you can see they lost a shittonne of viewers right at the supposed peak of the curve because they'd rather play Family Feud than play vidy gam

speedruns?

We're about to break the 36k mark

>>715222267
You could say this about literally any part of the event

>>715222247
theyre speedrunning their album

are donations paying for that show?

>>715222265
animal shelters don't exist in my country

>>715222267
They can't even get 3 dudes sitting on a couch to sound right, you think they have live music experience to mix a 5 piece band?

>>715222275
That was last year chud

>lets fucking
BANNED

>>715222275
Nixon met Elvis

>>715222265
Seconding this.
Donate to something that's actually good.

>>715222258
You can go lower than that, I believe in you.

>>715222295
money people got involved
then activists got involved
then years of stagnation happened
and now we're here

>>715222295
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

Kind of a shallow gripe, but I don't know why musicians who wear vests and other sleeveless tops don't work out their arms more.
It doesn't take much dumbell workouts to make more toned and attractive musculature in the arms

>>715222325
A Pokemon segment? Gotcha.

>don't shoot me I'm dancing
*ahem*
SHOOT ME IN THE ASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy6-wpmbyr8

Reminding everyone that the reason Sent left prizes was that he was promoted to head of scheduling. He's entirely to blame for this GDQ.

His first time scheduling a GDQ and its absolutely rotten

I don't even sub to twitch channels and I feel like I deserve a refund for this concert.

>>715222295
nice layout for a megaman run with the band playing the songs in the background

can we get the rabbi bill clinton kid to crash this or something

>>715222337
i noticed that and laughed. like come on
>>715222362
watch this

>>715222265
Animals don't need shelter

>>715222354
...Are you saying Elvis was counter culture?

>>715222225
Mention the charity saving dying kids and then tell them to wait and mention Trans Rights. Just to highlight the difference in the pop from the crowd and make them look insane

>>715222225
Get chatgpt to write a description that panders as much as possible to the donor readers.

This shit's boring, play bachata

>>715222384
I WUPPED BATMAN'S ASS

>view count plummeting
kek

>>715222295
>what the fuck went so wrong
It started out as friends meeting up to watch each other play games, with the money going to charity
Then it became a business
Then the people in charge decided to push their agenda because of virtue signaling

It's time to admit it - GDQ is dead

>>715222221
They wouldn't be willing to spend the money on Powerglove. They're actually really good live too, recommend seeing them (if they're still touring?).

>>715222295
Comfier days...

this is the worst one so far...

>>715222387
i honestly believe what happened is every one of these staffer faggots came up to sent and asked if they and their friends could get a time slot and hes too much of a niceguy/pussy to have said no

nice polyrhythm guitar bro

>so close to 36k
trans rights bros, we can do this

>>715222175
It's a shibboleth that cult members use to identify themselves to each other. It doesn't actually mean anything outside of that.

>>715222267
>>715222342
You'd think they'd have someone watching the stream and realizing "hey maybe we should turn the mic up for the guy who's singing so we can hear him over the guitar" and fixing it by now

>>715222368
This plus the purity spiral caused by banning and censorship of anything edgy, fun, or distinctly non-heckin-safe "gamer culture"-ey

>>715222225
SENT!
Even when I knew it was the trannies to blame for the scheduling, I knew it was that disgusting goblin Sent

>>715222091
One of my Uncle's favorite stories from his moshpit days in the 80's is about how a fag made a pass at him so he threw him off a roof.

>>715222379
Not everyone can be this guy. https://youtu.be/GVcOIlITUR8?si=CwUsnflJX2RkyiV9

>>715222507
I prefer a butter burger

If this at least SOUNDED like video game music for more than like 2 seconds it might be okay. But this is just fucking shitty grunge rock with lyrics revolving around being a man made out of metal. It's not even close to being video games. Anamanaguchi is more video games than this just by sound alone

>>715222296
You can go listen to any Protomen song right now. The instrumentation is better and the lyrics are in another dimension compared to this cringe shit.

Fuck this I'm watching takopi

>>715220771
QRD on the quake 64 run?

>>715222551
It's like you've finally been vindicated.
Everything was working towards this moment.

>>715222507
I agree with this theory, he seems like a massive pushover.

>>715222414
>Animals don't need shelter
is this true?

How can a frontman be so low energy? You know it's bad with the bass player and keyboardist has more life in them.

TRANS RIIIIIGHTS

>>715222461
almost like if you plan a speedrunning event that people who join expects speedruns lmao
staff is so braindead at this point i cant even bother to think myself

>>715222035
Somehow true

That's it for me everyone, see you at agdq

>it's still going
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715222460
kek
wesley was a legend, rip

>>715222379
exactly

>Nigha
What?

Bros, we've done it. I think we've found something to beat Celina.

>>715222559
what the FUCK

>>715222551
legendary

>>715222035
Agreed.

>>715222632
This has to be the lowest viewership GDQ in at least 10 years. Does anyone have stats?

This whole thing feels AI generated desu. Is this real life?

>>715222587
Yay

>>715222652
NOOO PAYPIG GET BACK IN TAKE OUT A 2ND MORTGAGE

SHED YOUR LIES AND MAKE A NEW WORLD WITH THE SNAKE

>>715222662
Bro it's going for like another hour

this is like if me and my friends started learning how to play instruments right now and started a band in 10 years when we're all 48
also im old

>>715222035
>>715222640
at least there was a speedrun going for the crazy taxi thing
plus the band had to react to what the runner was doing so that was kinda cool

>>715222091
>At least punk is creative and not really malicious
libtoid lefturd "antifa" mentally castrated cuckolds bowing, kneeling and grovelling at the feet of the very very kosher technocrats (both sides serve the same master), begging for complete chattelization and ritualistic humiliation and grooming everyone around them into their total submission anti-White anti-natalist death cult is not "malicious" to you?

>>715222682
qrd on these? Troon runners?

>>715222387
He almost certainly 'left' because gdq management wanted to give the camera time to yet another LGBTQ libtard mutant.

>>715222596
Zesty buck runner was out of his element and not good. Extreme dono begging to the point he put the controller down

I'd like to remind everyone that we're not even halfway through

>>715222687
>what the FUCK
Wisconsin

They even have these guys reading out the donations, they are shameless.

>>715222632
trannnsss RIIIGGHHHHTTTSSSS
35k TRANS RIGHTS BROS
WE CAN FUCKING DO IT

>>715222708
were doing great, no panic

reply to instant ZZZ this shit, ill keep track if you all go to bed. i dont blame you.

>>715222536
>>715222507
Scheduling doesn’t mean he has the sole power to approve or disapprove runs, they probably have a small team for that. He probably was doing more time management stuff

>>715222634
>>715222632
Its obvious at this point they don't give a shit about viewership all they care about is milking trannies for donations and getting paid a fat check to coast on til the next gdq event where they do it all again

>>715222295
commercialization instead of people doing what they enjoy

I'm actually shocked. all they had to do was show video games at this video game event. holy fuck this is insane. I'm blown away by the absolute incompetence all around

>>715220771
Why is rollercoaster tycoon a tranny flag.

>>715222708
Worst ever marathon viewership /so far/!

>This next song is about
Every single song is preceded by this and every single time he just says "being a robot built for death" do they not have the ability to write songs about anything else?

First time being sick in like 3 years (strep throat) and it's GDQ... but it's been a shitty week and I get to watch this? I'm absolutely seething, albeit with very little energy

god owes me a tomboy pitslut

>>715222551
Poetic, in a way.

How come so few runs and categories these days are any% or 100%? All these bullshit categories and "bingos" and stuff is so boring to watch.

>>715222786
wew lad

>>715222682
No... bio woman doing bio woman things

be honest /v/, would his show get more views for sgdq?

>>715222745
painfully unfunny and unskilled obvious advertisement runner

>>715222840
nigger they suck but the whole gimmick is every song being about a MegaMan boss

>>715222708
>Does anyone have stats?
We do, and now you do too!
https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq

Radio buttons in upper left for viewers/donations
Hover for exact details
Zoom by click-dragging the section you want to view
Reset zoom in upper right

>>715222828
we are reaching 35K soon

>>715222786
ouch

>>715222828
Who would have thought that banning anyone for cracking an egg shell would have consequences

>>715222859
GDQ is a variety show. Not a speedrunning Marathon.

>>715222847
okay but she's gonna have a penis

>>715222741
>libtoid lefturd "antifa" mentally castrated cuckolds bowing, kneeling and grovelling at the feet of the very very kosher technocrats (both sides serve the same master), begging for complete chattelization and ritualistic humiliation and grooming everyone around them into their total submission anti-White anti-natalist death cult is not "malicious" to you?

People in real life: Hey man how's it going?

>>715222886
Okay then make it be about what that boss would do on his off days or something else
literally every song is virtually the same by just being "I'm a man made of metal and death surrounds me and I never asked for this"

This would have been perfect as a post-event stream like ESA used to do, but I guess GDQ aren't smart.

is it shitty sound mixing or do they really sound this bad

>>715222826
It was like 45 straight minutes of trans rights chants and nonsense

>>715222828
COVID really did create a viewership mirage, huh?

>>715222921
and that was evidently a bad shift

>>715222806
perchance, but as scheduler he still would have pushback saying i cant fit your bullshit in, which i doubt he did anything.
until he does a longtweet ragequit next month or something i dont know.

>>715222847
yeah but xhe owes me one first

GDQ staff is pretty open to constructive criticism right? I'm sure after seeing a lot of the complaints this time around the direction of the even will trend upwards right?

>>715222939
can be both

Considering the "GDQ bump" no longer exists... why doesn't literally anyone else in America start a competing speedrun event that promises to be an actual good time?

>>715221985
Lammy's so cute

>>715222840
They're called the Megas, they sing Megaman songs. They have another band call the Belmonts, they sing about Castlevania.

>>715222924
>okay but she's gonna have a penis
I would reject her if she didn't

I'm too enthralled with how bad this is to even mute it.

it's stil fucking going oh god

>>715222938
>credits roll as they play
yeah probably

>>715222921
Of course. Games done quick, so we have time for all the other bullshit.

>>715222551
highlight of the night. You can't top this.

>>715222924
fuck you god but ok

Why are they playing The Animatrix clips?

Videogames? Speedruns? God, I hate Megaman secondaries so fucking much, they're a plague.

>>715222982
best we can do is trans rights

>>715222930
yeah they are garbage. Even hiding behind this super retarded and restrictive gimmick, the songs are not fun or enjoyable. I wish I was dead.

>>715222982
refer to the chart>>715222786

Ok, the entertainment from the cringe faded and now this is just boring.

>>715222939
I think the mix is genuinely kinda shit.

>>715222613
yep
t. animal

>>715223035
well have I got a non-ninja option for you

>>715222826
they built a coaster, painted it trans colors, named it trans rights, then rebuilt the same coaster about 150 times throughout the run
oh and they explained NOTHING about the run

>>715222035
Its no competition. It helps that they were playing high energy punk rock and being forced to react to the speedrun

>>715134671
>>715134795
There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!

>>715222682
nah man this is an S run

>>715223095
man shut up

>>715222987
There are already a bunch of smaller Speedrun events in the US and EU. They just don't get any attention

>>715222987
I honestly don't know, caleb, trihex, wesker, blue eyes sperg, and many others, would pull viewers and more viewers. Is bawksoup banned? is Distortion2 banned? just so many possibilities

>>715222982
Fuck you bigot. TRANS RIGHTS

>>715222786
>genuinely the lowest since we began tracking it
welp

>>715222939
tech crew incompetence, no way they actually sound this bad live

i just wanted to watch speedruns

>>715223095
>21 hour old post

(You)

>>715222741
https://youtu.be/bJh2OGmZQ1Q

>>715220764
>no JonMage
someone fix this

This is the shit people were unironically listening to on the internet in the late 2000s.
Take notes zoomers, use this to gain the upper hand in arguments with millenniboomers.

man im just gonna gamble on nothing too interesting happening for the rest of this, I gotta get my beauty sleep
rate it an SSS or a ZZZ for me, the opposite of the most popular vote

>>715222889
Mind you, those stats are about an hour behind real time.

>>715223127
I thought bawksoup was gay why would he be banned?

>>715223149
THE BOCCHI IS DEAD

>this shit is STILL going
oh my fuck

>>715223132
wait i dont want you to get the wrong idea.
its worse than you think.

>>715222927
>>715223152
sorry lefties, saying your opposition is schizo when they tell the truth just makes you look even wronger and lamer. keep up the cope!

:(

>>715223162
come on man don't be a contrarian, its clear this is dogshitwnx0r

captcha: wnx0r

>>715222927
trans rights

>This nightmare just keeps getting worse
>What a horrible night to have a curse
You can say that again

>>715223147
Well fuck you faggot, this is what you deserve ;_;

>>715222992
The cutest!

>mh milds this late
lol what a shit game guess capcom didn't pay them enough

is this a speedrun?

>starts playing Bloody Tears
>it isn't the Brentalfloss version
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

What a horrible night to have ears

>>715220357 (OP)
Whoever booked this band either has dogshit taste in music or did not do their research. Likely both.

>>715223206
Jesus gdq 16 never went below 160k? I didn't realize how huge it was back then

sometimes it sounds pretty catchy but then it gets all fucked up

>song sounds like it might have some energy
>then the vocals come in
it just keeps happening

this is so much worse than the actual bloody tears from the NES game

>>715223206
>this is statistically GDQ's lowest point no matter how anyone feels about it

>>715222745
It was a bio woman whose talent agency paid for her to be there. She played two games horribly while the chat spammed her emotes and everyone at the event talked about how awesome she was.

This is the most low energy bloody tears I have ever heard

>>715223269
pretty crazy to think about, it was peaking even before covid. the coof was just like a lifeline

>>715222213
Monster Hunter games are so much fun though,.. not sure about this upcoming "showcase", however.

The singing is like those 80s goth vampire rock bands from Hocus Pocus or something

A steady trickle out the door, every time I check it drops 50-80 people.

>>584855710
wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose

so this is what happens when elon musk buys a speedrunning charity event

Dubbed anime has better singing

>>715222828
I'm gonna miss you guys when it's dead

>>715223174
I don't remember him attending the event for so long, so I just thought it was a possibility. Or at least he doesn't want to go, or his runs are not being accepted. Who knows.

Inshallah this will be the final sgdq

>>715223347
surprised it's not going down as people chargeback their fucking credit cards

even with this viewership theyre at 1.3m
trannies and their money are easily parted
greetings from germany and let's kick cancer's ass

>>715223357
>elon musk
You're not fooling anyone, "sister"

>>715222878
yes but not by much, people would tune in just to see what the avgn looks like in 2025

>>715223357
uhh???? this is bluesky: the event

>>715223392
lmao

>>715223269
I remember when they did a tasbot for Pokémon red where they somehow coded the twitch Chat to stream in the game, there were over 200k viewers. That was 2014 or 2015 I think

>>715222786
>>715223206
Unfortunately they don't fucking give a shit.
As long as the conversion rate keeps going up they could have 5000 viewers for all they care. It's all about the donations.

>this nightmare just keeps getting worse
you're telling me

>>715223307
This band is an energy and charisma vacuum.

Did they lose 10k viewers? I went for a fap and shower

>>715223347
if they're not gonna read my super duper original donation going TRANS RIGHTS im not gonna donate
all the paypigs are saving up to donate after the run and get their generic shit read anon.
WOW THAT WAS AMAZING BLA BLA BLA

>>715223357
not enough shitty diablo runs

>>715223427
is Bimmy aware?

>>715223392
Oh my fucking god, they can't hit the notes.

>>715223412
where did the hair go
where did the hair go
but...where did the hair go

>>715223384
I think I remember he submitted RE4R when it came out but someone else got the slot. Maybe he just doesn't give a shit anymore

Total ESA victory

Thank god they picked melodies we all know so we can tell how badly they butcher them

>>715223401
It's completely fake, they desperately want to make it seem like they are growing every year but it doesn't reflect the viewership

>>715223401
>>715223347
Greetings from Germany!

Holy shit this is bad. Well you guys enjoy this shit I'm bouncing

>>715223350
How DARE you compare this trash to a great movie.

The people sitting in the main room wondering where the band is are thanking their lucky stars.
The synth guys keeps fucking up, I need to mention it even though it has nothing to do with the rest of my post, it's driving me nuts.

>>715223401
80% of the donations are from companies for tax write-offs and oil saars

STOP THE CONCERT!!!!

Okay, the main singer can't sing.
Or whatever he's doing is really not his thing.

>unmuted for the first time since it started
holy fuck this is so much worse than you all made it seem its almost impressive.

>>715223350
Bette Midler is a phenomenal singer, that's slanderous

>>715223471
Trans Rights indeed

Monster Hunter doko

>>715223457
Is this an achievable natty?

I miss David Bowie. This guy ain't it.

If tasked with planning a segment for GDQ, what would (You) do?

>>715223481
they're streaming it in the main room too

WHEN THE FUCK DOES IT END

this is the musical incarnation of libleftism. it's Concord but purely aural. it's the result of letting these "people" have a say in the running of Western nations. malformed, inefficient, ugly, just plain wrong.

>>715223423
the brainage tas run from like 10 years ago is probably one of the best runs they ever hosted. just pure shitposting all the way through

>>715223269
Just remember Anon, this happens to everything and everyone. You to will experince the slow decay of life. You to will become the walking corpse that is gdq.

>>715223457
ABSOLUTE
UNIT

>>715223506
let's hop into the ESAmobile and zoom the fuck out here to.

>no donation reading
Huh? But why? During EVERY music showcase EVER they always talk SO fucking loud over the music so why not here??

>>715223457
how does this nigga even get anywhere? there's no way he fits in a car right?

>>715223459
kyle justin live performance now that i would watch

>>715223536
Speedruns

Enough! Honey, take me to bed.

>>715223515
it's called bias confirmation, you just think it's bad because we said it's bad.
Get your own opinions, little bro

I would take a shitty speedrun with a couch full of trannies over this at this point and I feel kind of disgusting for thinking this.

>>715223504
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"She gives in... to sin" these hacks just casually ripping off lyrics from depeche mode

>>715223481
The synth fucking up, the singer missing his pitch, the bassist can't keep time. Jesus christ. They need to stick to the studio where their shit can be fixed in post production.

>>715223536
Speedrun segment

went ahead and closed the tab

>>715223392
Their dono tracker probably doesn't go backwards.

Remember when people thought TAS runs were a stretch? I member

>>715223626
You and like 4,000 other people. Congratulations on freeing yourself.

IT'S STILL GOING ON??
this has to be one of the worst things gdq has ever done

>>715223617
woah woah woah, let's not get too crazy

>>715223536
If they wanted something music related, I'd get a Tony Hawk or Jet Set Radio or Bomb Rush Cybergunk run, and do a live band to the run, just like Crazy Taxi

>>715223461
More people need to 'shill' for ESA, at least spread the word further ahead of time. Plenty of people in previous threads completely missed that it happened.

>>715223626
Weakling

>>715223413
Fun fact
Bluesky has less user engagement than Myspace in 2025

>>715223536
Invite popular personalities to do a speedrun of a popular game.

>multi million dollar company
>still can't the intelligence to do a professional audio concert
embarrassing.

30 minutes until next run :)

Why is the audio so bad, that's the crazy part. This sounds so fucking awful.

Drop under 36k viewer. Please.

>>715223636
See
>>715221869

>>715223457
the best part is he looks like the joke shoops making someone way bigger but he really looked like this

>>715223580
>>715223617
VETOED
NO VIDEOGAMES ALLOWED IN THIS EVENT

>>715223536
give rights to the trans

I miss the cringey Crazy Taxi band bros.

How's the concert bros

they should have gotten the metal gear rising band
they suck total ass live lol

>>715223669
they need to stop using their main twitch channel to air reruns
i literally had no clue they were live until the final day

>>715223720
Bro they'll be under 30K at this rate

>>715223206
wait is this all the lowest viewer counts?
holy shit how have they fallen this low

>>715223712
this is what happens when your entire staff is dickless autists with no training you hired as a favor

>>715223720
I wanna see it under 35

>>715223669
They more or less killed their own momentum but gutting everything people liked about the event.