Thread 715223543

>kill level 1 rat
>drops Rat Tail
>kill level 2 rat
>drops Rat Tail (x2)

tight mom pussy

The level 2 rat leveled up by killing and eating another rats so the second tail is the tail that was mid digesting.

>>715223543 (OP)
>rat tail
hecking lonarpg reference, reddit assemble

I don't think mothers should have sex with their sons

>>715223936
you need to go back

>>715223543 (OP)
I wish I had a mom mike mamako

>>715223936
There is not a man alive who has not had a sexual fantasy involving his mother, with the exception of men who have never had a mom due to death or abandonment. If you have a mother you have, at some point, wanted to fuck her, and you have been psyopped by society to believe that said desires were "wrong", despite it being the most natural thing in the world.

>>715223621
I think that's definitionally false, Anon

>>715223936
>t. jealous sister

Mamas look LIKE THAT!?

>>715223543 (OP)
>draw a 20 year old woman
>pretend she's a 40 year old with kids

Why does Japan do this?

>>715223543 (OP)
>kill level 9 cat(9 times)
>drops a whip

>>715226395
they don't even have sex so who cares

Sex with Pochi-sensei

>>715223936
She doesn't even bone her kid in that shit anyway.

>>715225723
Americans pretend like they're 20 their entire life until they're told they have diabetes or cancer. Then about half of them from that point attempt to retroactively act their age even though it's way too late
At least the mild delusion of only drawing milfs that look in their 20s, seems more tame with context

>>715226616
You're not legally allowed to post on 4chan if you're the type of man Pochi wants to sleep with.


Also sex would kill Pochi from the physical exertion.

>>715226616
oyakodon with pochi and reine

>>715226395
>this meme again

>>715228545
>trying to have a threesome with a yuri-hating shotacon and an unironic lesbian
That's gonna be a tricky one

>>715224550
Not everyone is blessed with a hot mom. I feel sorry for them.

>kill level 10 rat
>drops rat tail (x10)
Checks out.

>>715229253
Of course I'd forget the image.

>>715228987
Bros what does it feel like to have a hot mom

>>715229338
Just watch the music video for Stacy's Mom

>>715223936
Too late. The vast majority of men on the planet all have had their dicks in their moms.

>>715225723
>hire a 30 year old woman
>cast her as a 17 year old highschool girl
Inverse of the westoid trope.

>Kill rat
>Drops Excalibur

>>715229338
Confusing at first but as she gets older you think, cool I had a hot mom.

>kill 37-Eared Goblin
>drops Goblin Ear (x37)

>>715226616
I WILL HOLD HER HAND ABD MAKE HER A HAPPY WIFE

>

>>715229605
>not 37-conjoined-goblin-ears (x1)
Shit drops

>>715229605
>kill 37-Eared Goblin
>drops Goblin Ear (x38)

>>715230091
Could be worse.
You could have gotten 3 legs from a 2 legged goblin.

>check random inn drawer
>find demonic weapons

>>715223936
My mom had abuela genes and was ugly as fuck

>>715229412
Really? I thought I was the only one.

>>715231042
Majority of the world are natural born rather than a c-section.

>>715225723
>draw a 12 year old girl
>pretend she's a 26 year old but innocent

Why do Japs do this?

>>715230294
>check random dibella worshipper's bunkhouse
>find roofies and honeypots

>>715229313
>Rat King
>Its literally just a bunch of rats tied together
Whoever writes this shit is a fucking hack

>>715231224
I was born from c-section :(

>>715232326
mother status?

>>715232385
Menopaused :(

>>715232553
damn...

>>715226395
Shut the fuck up, they are absolutely blood related

>>715223543 (OP)
Built for NTR

>>715229338
Kind of weird when your friends make passing remarks but otherwise unremarkable until you get into your late 20s and you realise that deep down all you want is to fuck your mom so hard and deep she's begging for more and you feel slightly justified since people have told you your mom is hot so it makes sense for you to have those urges but at the same time you feel a clawing emptiness inside because you know you can't have what you want and you're too scared to take the plunge and just tell her because you fear you will lose your mother's love and respect if you do, so you hide it away and immerse yourself in the fantasies you create about somehow managing to convince your mom to make love to you, dreaming about what it would be like to kiss her and suck on her breasts like you did when you were small and shooting your seed deep into the womb that made you. Pretty standard stuff.

>>715232996
umm you ok bro

>>715232996
Dude
Seriously seek help

>>715224550
calm down sigmund

>>715223543 (OP)
Back in my day, we had to go through a whole dungeon to get just one of those.

>>715232996
>he fell to propaganda from his friends
You probably look like your dad, you've already got some advantage.

>>715224550
Nah. If she were hot and not a dumbass fuckup, then maybe. But she's not hot and she's a dumbass fuckup. I have standards and she doesn't meet them.

>>715223543 (OP)
What’s your mothers bra size /v/?

>>715225723
That's just how asian women work. They look 20 until they hit 50 and then shrivel up into prunes.

>>715232996
Erm, I think we went too far with this one, momcestbros...

>>715223543 (OP)
>tfw you take mom's virginity

how to summon sexy eldritch horror?

>>715234606
stop masturbating for at least 13 days

>>715223936
Thankfully you dont live in Japan

>>715235558
qrd?

>>715235613
Think like 10% of Japanese mothers sleep with their kids as a reward for getting good grades in school.

>>715235753
haha that's fucked up hahaha

>>715234606
Make a pact and promise her your seed.

>>715234606
be a cute rapable shota

>>715226848
>Also sex would kill Pochi from the physical exertion.
what

>>715236201
pochi is very sickly and has spent time in hospital

>>715223936
True, I'm not Mamako's son and she should have sex with me.

>>715236335
She would never cheat like that

>It costs 120 million gold to complete a quest
>You get 4 million gold back

>>715234606
Just be a noble dude who wishes for companionship

>>715236524
the gold went to starving orphans

>>715229696
HxH live action looking good

>>715223543 (OP)
rapemom

I love mama so much
I literally belong to mama
I am not a mama's boy
I am a mama's MAN

>>715223543 (OP)
mama sex

The mom isn't enough to get me to watch another isekai

>endlessly grind the final dungeon to get the sickest gear
>dev releases expansion
>first random mob you kill, drops better gear than you currently have
Name the game...

>>715240072
>shaven
No, this is not the way

>>715240072
>it so happened
how did it so happen

>>715224550
I have never, ever had such a fantasy, and a friend once told me my mom was a milf.

>>715240501
it's actually extremely hot and then watching it grow back little by little

Now post pregnant mamas
The way they should be

>>715241050
Yes, this is definitely the right board for that.

>>715242171
Yes, pregnancy and hags are /v/ culture

>>715223543 (OP)
>Mamako

So how old is she?
I heard someone say she was described as of a "NES generation" in the novel though.

>>715223936
It's ok when they are not her sons.

>>715235753
I definitely would go for an A if that were the case if I had a Japanese okasan

>kill rat
>drops humanity

>kill humanity
>drops a rat

>>715224550
>There is not a man alive who has not had a sexual fantasy involving his mother
I am foreskinned btw