Thread 715231671

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Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:41:38 AM No.715231671 >>715232005 >>715232438 >>715232447 >>715232505 >>715232603 >>715232621 >>715233319

Why doesn't Samus have a boyfriend?

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Peach has Mario, Daisy has Luigi, Zelda has Link. But Samus doesn't have anyone. Why?

Is she asexual?
Is she gay?
Is she trans?

https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4NPKwga

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:44:10 AM No.715231821 >>715231963

She has a husband (Me)

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:45:28 AM No.715231889 >>715232447

is it true that sybb got traumatised by his mom's ass and thats why he's obsessed with samus ass

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:46:51 AM No.715231963

>>715231821
Anon, you're not a videogame character.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:47:40 AM No.715232005 >>715232094 >>715232621

>>715231671 (OP)
Having a romantic interest does nothing for the series. Not the gameplay, not the overarching plot, or even the character of Samus. It's a non-factor and changing that would cheapen the series and be character assassination comparable to what we saw in Other M.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:49:16 AM No.715232094 >>715232394

>>715232005
Are you fucking retarded? Why woould love do nothing for the series? It entirely depends on how it's used.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:55:16 AM No.715232394 >>715232510

>>715232094
>Are you fucking retarded
Take a good long look in the mirror and ask yourself that question, not me. There is no reason for it to exist, you just want your waifu to get railed like the cuck that you are. Not everyone needs to be tied to another human romantically/sexually, I don't get why people can't understand that it absolutely doesn't fit the tone of the series. Get a grip.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:55:58 AM No.715232438

>>715231671 (OP)
She's traumatized and busy

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:56:10 AM No.715232446

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Sex with balls

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:56:10 AM No.715232447 >>715232692 >>715232895

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>>715231671 (OP)
kill yourself sybb
>>715231889
yes

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:57:17 AM No.715232505 >>715232692

>>715231671 (OP)
she's married to her job, obviously

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:57:20 AM No.715232510 >>715233984

>>715232394
Samus is a human being and has human needs for connection, intimacy and sex.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:59:07 AM No.715232603

>>715231671 (OP)
She has black men to keep her satisfied every night something a white man would never be able to.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:59:33 AM No.715232621 >>715232714

>>715231671 (OP)
She is mines. Lord that Zero Mission Art is gorgeous. We need this in game for the next Metroid game. Dread was boring.

>>715232005
Another clown. Other M was not character assassination dumbass

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 8:00:53 AM No.715232692

>>715232505
Rational answer.
>>715232447
Projecting yourself in a way that is, frankly, very depressing. Seek professional help or if this is an emergency, please dial #988.
Making Samus all of the sudden be craving 'intimacy and connection' flies in the face of every game that came before it, it makes zero sense in the narrative. Knock it off, dill-weed.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 8:01:18 AM No.715232714

>>715232621
>Lord that Zero Mission Art is gorgeous.
It is?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 8:02:15 AM No.715232771 >>715232895

>Sybb is in his 40s still doing this shit

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 8:04:51 AM No.715232895 >>715233041 >>715233047 >>715233283

>>715232447
>>715232771
Doxxing is against the rules.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 8:08:08 AM No.715233041

>>715232895
Kill yourself Sybb. Fucking kill yourself and spare the rest of us your continued existence. You spam threads like this every single fucking day so let's not pretend you have a life worth holding on to.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 8:08:16 AM No.715233047 >>715233283

>>715232895
Ignore him. It's a mentally ill schizo.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 8:12:37 AM No.715233283

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