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My friend works at some third-rate Mickey Mouse warehouse full of Mexicans and tells me horror stories about some literally filthy Ecuadorian goblin hag they've employed that supposedly looks just like that; formless block body, stores her fat entirely in the head and stomach, and tits in her armpits. In spite of that, she goes crazy at the site of any man, attempting to flirt with all of them, despite sometimes being twice their age or half their height.
He says she'll suddenly appear when random truck drivers show up to sign paper work for their inbounds, trying to capture their attention with this "sexy strut" she's formulated, even prancing and giggling to herself at times to appear whimsical and cute.
To this day, he still has no idea what she actually does there, considering they don't employ women for anything outside of clerical work.
